Bunnicula (2016) s01e35 Episode Script
Chestroldcula
1
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
Okay, I have to put my
left paw on green.
(STRAINING)
Ha, ha! Next.
Harold, your left
front paw on red.
(STRAINING)
That's not red, it's blue.
Oh, I'm color blind!
I'm a dog.
(GROANS) Bunnicula,
your right front paw on red.
(BABBLING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Hey! No vampire cheating.
Harold, back right
leg on blue.
(STRAINING)
That's the wrong foot.
Oh! I don't know my
right from my left either.
I hate this game! (SOBS)
Harold, this is
your left foot.
-Oh! My back.
-Ow! Oh
(CRACKING)
That is it!
We're not meant to
do things together.
We're way better off just
doing our own thing.
From now on, I'm a lone wolf.
Chester out!
Hmm, well, we can
still have fun together,
can't we, Bunnic?
Like right now.
Um, maybe you could
give old Harold's
sore back a little massage?
Er
(SIGHS)
(SNEEZES)
Eww!
(BABBLES, MIMICKING MINA)
Er, er, Mina!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(BUNNICULA SIGHS)
Oh, man.
Now who am I gonna play with?
-VOICE: Harold.
-Huh?
VOICE: Harold.
Who's that? Hmm
Ooh! Huh?
Oh That's new.
(CHUCKLES)
Hmm. "Do-nut glaze"?
Donut glaze?
Oh, ho-ho!
A whole carton of donut glaze!
And all to myself?
Aah!
Huh? This isn't donutey
or glazey at all.
What is this thing?
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS)
Whoa.
It's a sparkly gem.
So beautiful.
And it's all mine.
Huh?
(CHUCKLING)
Whoa
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
Huh? Gem? Gemmy?
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(GASPS) Thief!
Harold, Bunnicula, knock off
whatever it is you're Ow!
Oh, hello there.
Where did you come
from little gemstone?
Whoa!
You're absolutely beautiful!
-(BOTH GROWLING)
-Huh?
HAROLD: Give it back!
Let go of my gemmy!
ALL: A-ha!
What in the world
came over me?
Why do I even care about
those guys' dumb rock?
Besides, I'm a lone wolf.
(GRUNTING)
-Huh?
-Huh?
(ALL SCREAM)
What's happening to us?
Whoa! We morphed into a
giant cat-dog-bunny thing.
-Awesome!
-No, no, no, this is
not awesome!
What is going on?
Huh? I think something's
stuck to my butt.
CHESTER: Hmm,
what else is new?
Hey, it's that box
of donut glaze that had
the sparkly rock in it.
It's what? Give me that!
This doesn't say
"Donut glaze."
It says, "Do not gaze."
This is what you found
that gemstone in?
Oh
I guess that would
make more sense.
CHESTER: (GASPS)
There's something else
written on the back. Look!
"Do not gaze at
this cursed gem.
"For whenever you do,
you will be under its power,
"caring only to keep
it for yourself.
"For centuries, when friends
separated by greed
"grabbed the gem
at the same time,
"it brought them back
together again
"but in a horrible,
twisted way."
Okay, so don't look at it
and don't touch it with
anybody else.
How hard could that be
ALL: Yeah.
-(GRUNTING)
-ALL: Huh?
ALL: This is mine!
(GRUNTING)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
-Give it back!
(YELLING)
Ha-ha! Got it!
(YELLING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Bunnicula! Give it to me.
-(EXCLAIMS REPEATEDLY)
-(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(BABBLING)
-Ow!
-Ha-ha! Still got it.
(SIGHS)
Oh, this is hopeless.
I'm gonna be stuck
to you two forever.
(SOBBING)
Huh?
Oh, gross!
What's with the trash?
Mmm.
Don't you judge me,
I'm eating for three now.
Huh? (BELCHES)
(SLURPING)
Ah.
(HUMMING)
-(ALL GASP)
-Mina's coming!
Everybody hide!
(STRAINING)
-(CLATTERING)
-Huh? Boys?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Are you guys back there
trying to fix the TV?
Oh, that is adorable!
Well, good luck. The cable's
been out for weeks.
Huh?
Whoa!
That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
Ooh, I'm gonna take you
to school tomorrow.
Everyone's gonna
be so jealous!
We gotta get that thing
back from Mina.
Can you imagine
her whole school
trying to grab
that thing at once?
Argh! This would be
so much easier if we
could just split up.
-Yeah, but how?
-(BUZZING)
-BOTH: Huh?
-(SCREAMING)
Bunnicula, stop!
(STRAINING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Wow, an hour to get
to the kitchen.
Great job, Harold.
All right, we gotta get that
gem away from her
without looking at it
or touching it
at the same time as her
or else she'll morph
into us too.
That sounds impossible.
How are we gonna distract her?
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to use my secret weapon.
Seriously? You're gonna
use your secret weapon?
Ah, I can't believe I'm about
to lower myself to this.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS AND CLEARS THROAT)
(PURRS)
(PURRING AND MEOWING)
(LAUGHING)
(CHESTER MUTTERING)
Huh? Oh, right.
(GASPS) Harold,
she's still touching it!
-Stop!
-Oh!
Huh?
(GROANS)
Chester! Cut it out!
(GASPS AND WHIMPERS)
(GASPING) Mina?
Oh, hey, Chester.
When did you get here?
Aw, do you want
some attention, huh?
(RETCHING)
(BABBLES) Uh-oh.
-CHESTER: Whoa!
-Huh?
ALL: Whoa! Oof!
Good steal, buddy.
Now, let's get rid of that
thing once and for all.
(GRUNTS) Uh-uh.
Oh, not you too! That does it.
Let us be rid of that
thing, Bunnicula.
I may not be able
to carry that gem,
but I can carry you!
(GRUNTING)
Nope, can't carry you.
Totally misjudged that one.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, back in the box.
Oh.
There. We just keep
this thing covered up
and now we have plenty of time
to think about what
MINA'S DAD: Mina, have
you seen my black yoga pants?
The really stretchy ones?
Extra roomy in the butt?
They're in the laundry basket,
Dad. In the living room.
(GASPING)
The laundry basket!
He's headed right for us!
(YELLS) Let's get outta here!
No, Harold, this way.
(ALL STRAINING)
(ALL SCREAM AND GROAN)
ALL: Ow!
(HUMMING)
Oh, hello there, uh,
you must be the guy
here to fix the TV.
Er
(CHUCKLES)
Oh. (LAUGHS)
I have that exact same hoodie.
Only in America.
(HUMS MELODY)
Whoa Oof!
Chester?
Where'd you go, buddy?
Hmm, he was looking
at me kinda strange.
-VOICE: Mina
-Huh?
VOICE: Mina.
Ah, it's calling to her!
VOICE: Mina.
What is that? Er, boys?
Argh, we gotta get outta here!
You guys, run!
(GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL GROAN)
Look, you guys,
for once in our lives
we gotta work
together as a team
to get out of this mess.
Harold, try to stand up.
All right, you got it.
(GRUNTING)
Okay, now lift my head
and take a step forward.
CHESTER: Ow!
Gently.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Right paw forward. Got it.
(GRUNTING)
VOICE: Mina.
Er, Dad, is that you?
Are you still looking for
your yoga pants?
-MINA: Dad?
-(GRUNTING)
-(GRUNTING)
-VOICE: Mina.
We gotta get this thing
out of earshot.
You're going out
the window, pal.
-(HISSING)
-(SCREAMING)
(GASPS) The sun!
Bunnicula, sorry!
Now the window's way out
of my throwing range.
-What are we gonna do now?
-HAROLD: Hey, you guys,
I think I got something
stuck to my
Er, our butt, again.
(GASPING)
The yoga pants.
That gives me an idea!
Bunnicula, lend me your hand.
Now, Harold, tie this leg
to the bannister.
Extra stretchy, extra
roomy in the back side.
Boys, we just made
ourselves a slingshot.
(SNIFFING AND EXCLAIMING)
This slingshot is ripe!
Mina's dad really needs to
learn how to do laundry.
-VOICE: Mina
-(GASPING)
-VOICE: Mina.
-What is that?
Ah, we're too late!
She's gonna see us!
Well, it's not too late
to protect her.
All together, guys!
One, two, three!
VOICE: Mina.
VOICE: Min
Er, huh?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Oh, hey, guys.
Why the long faces?
Oh, was it something
I said earlier?
I'm sorry.
Today's been a weird day.
But you know
the four of us will always
be inseparable, right?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS)
VOICE: Squirrel.
VOICE: Squirrel.
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
(SNARLING)
(LAUGHING)
Okay, I have to put my
left paw on green.
(STRAINING)
Ha, ha! Next.
Harold, your left
front paw on red.
(STRAINING)
That's not red, it's blue.
Oh, I'm color blind!
I'm a dog.
(GROANS) Bunnicula,
your right front paw on red.
(BABBLING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Hey! No vampire cheating.
Harold, back right
leg on blue.
(STRAINING)
That's the wrong foot.
Oh! I don't know my
right from my left either.
I hate this game! (SOBS)
Harold, this is
your left foot.
-Oh! My back.
-Ow! Oh
(CRACKING)
That is it!
We're not meant to
do things together.
We're way better off just
doing our own thing.
From now on, I'm a lone wolf.
Chester out!
Hmm, well, we can
still have fun together,
can't we, Bunnic?
Like right now.
Um, maybe you could
give old Harold's
sore back a little massage?
Er
(SIGHS)
(SNEEZES)
Eww!
(BABBLES, MIMICKING MINA)
Er, er, Mina!
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(BUNNICULA SIGHS)
Oh, man.
Now who am I gonna play with?
-VOICE: Harold.
-Huh?
VOICE: Harold.
Who's that? Hmm
Ooh! Huh?
Oh That's new.
(CHUCKLES)
Hmm. "Do-nut glaze"?
Donut glaze?
Oh, ho-ho!
A whole carton of donut glaze!
And all to myself?
Aah!
Huh? This isn't donutey
or glazey at all.
What is this thing?
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS)
Whoa.
It's a sparkly gem.
So beautiful.
And it's all mine.
Huh?
(CHUCKLING)
Whoa
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
(EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
Huh? Gem? Gemmy?
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
(GASPS) Thief!
Harold, Bunnicula, knock off
whatever it is you're Ow!
Oh, hello there.
Where did you come
from little gemstone?
Whoa!
You're absolutely beautiful!
-(BOTH GROWLING)
-Huh?
HAROLD: Give it back!
Let go of my gemmy!
ALL: A-ha!
What in the world
came over me?
Why do I even care about
those guys' dumb rock?
Besides, I'm a lone wolf.
(GRUNTING)
-Huh?
-Huh?
(ALL SCREAM)
What's happening to us?
Whoa! We morphed into a
giant cat-dog-bunny thing.
-Awesome!
-No, no, no, this is
not awesome!
What is going on?
Huh? I think something's
stuck to my butt.
CHESTER: Hmm,
what else is new?
Hey, it's that box
of donut glaze that had
the sparkly rock in it.
It's what? Give me that!
This doesn't say
"Donut glaze."
It says, "Do not gaze."
This is what you found
that gemstone in?
Oh
I guess that would
make more sense.
CHESTER: (GASPS)
There's something else
written on the back. Look!
"Do not gaze at
this cursed gem.
"For whenever you do,
you will be under its power,
"caring only to keep
it for yourself.
"For centuries, when friends
separated by greed
"grabbed the gem
at the same time,
"it brought them back
together again
"but in a horrible,
twisted way."
Okay, so don't look at it
and don't touch it with
anybody else.
How hard could that be
ALL: Yeah.
-(GRUNTING)
-ALL: Huh?
ALL: This is mine!
(GRUNTING)
-(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
-Give it back!
(YELLING)
Ha-ha! Got it!
(YELLING)
(BUNNICULA LAUGHING)
Bunnicula! Give it to me.
-(EXCLAIMS REPEATEDLY)
-(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
(BABBLING)
-Ow!
-Ha-ha! Still got it.
(SIGHS)
Oh, this is hopeless.
I'm gonna be stuck
to you two forever.
(SOBBING)
Huh?
Oh, gross!
What's with the trash?
Mmm.
Don't you judge me,
I'm eating for three now.
Huh? (BELCHES)
(SLURPING)
Ah.
(HUMMING)
-(ALL GASP)
-Mina's coming!
Everybody hide!
(STRAINING)
-(CLATTERING)
-Huh? Boys?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
Are you guys back there
trying to fix the TV?
Oh, that is adorable!
Well, good luck. The cable's
been out for weeks.
Huh?
Whoa!
That is the most beautiful
thing I've ever seen.
Ooh, I'm gonna take you
to school tomorrow.
Everyone's gonna
be so jealous!
We gotta get that thing
back from Mina.
Can you imagine
her whole school
trying to grab
that thing at once?
Argh! This would be
so much easier if we
could just split up.
-Yeah, but how?
-(BUZZING)
-BOTH: Huh?
-(SCREAMING)
Bunnicula, stop!
(STRAINING)
(PLAYFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
Wow, an hour to get
to the kitchen.
Great job, Harold.
All right, we gotta get that
gem away from her
without looking at it
or touching it
at the same time as her
or else she'll morph
into us too.
That sounds impossible.
How are we gonna distract her?
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to use my secret weapon.
Seriously? You're gonna
use your secret weapon?
Ah, I can't believe I'm about
to lower myself to this.
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS AND CLEARS THROAT)
(PURRS)
(PURRING AND MEOWING)
(LAUGHING)
(CHESTER MUTTERING)
Huh? Oh, right.
(GASPS) Harold,
she's still touching it!
-Stop!
-Oh!
Huh?
(GROANS)
Chester! Cut it out!
(GASPS AND WHIMPERS)
(GASPING) Mina?
Oh, hey, Chester.
When did you get here?
Aw, do you want
some attention, huh?
(RETCHING)
(BABBLES) Uh-oh.
-CHESTER: Whoa!
-Huh?
ALL: Whoa! Oof!
Good steal, buddy.
Now, let's get rid of that
thing once and for all.
(GRUNTS) Uh-uh.
Oh, not you too! That does it.
Let us be rid of that
thing, Bunnicula.
I may not be able
to carry that gem,
but I can carry you!
(GRUNTING)
Nope, can't carry you.
Totally misjudged that one.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, back in the box.
Oh.
There. We just keep
this thing covered up
and now we have plenty of time
to think about what
MINA'S DAD: Mina, have
you seen my black yoga pants?
The really stretchy ones?
Extra roomy in the butt?
They're in the laundry basket,
Dad. In the living room.
(GASPING)
The laundry basket!
He's headed right for us!
(YELLS) Let's get outta here!
No, Harold, this way.
(ALL STRAINING)
(ALL SCREAM AND GROAN)
ALL: Ow!
(HUMMING)
Oh, hello there, uh,
you must be the guy
here to fix the TV.
Er
(CHUCKLES)
Oh. (LAUGHS)
I have that exact same hoodie.
Only in America.
(HUMS MELODY)
Whoa Oof!
Chester?
Where'd you go, buddy?
Hmm, he was looking
at me kinda strange.
-VOICE: Mina
-Huh?
VOICE: Mina.
Ah, it's calling to her!
VOICE: Mina.
What is that? Er, boys?
Argh, we gotta get outta here!
You guys, run!
(GRUNTING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(ALL GROAN)
Look, you guys,
for once in our lives
we gotta work
together as a team
to get out of this mess.
Harold, try to stand up.
All right, you got it.
(GRUNTING)
Okay, now lift my head
and take a step forward.
CHESTER: Ow!
Gently.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
Right paw forward. Got it.
(GRUNTING)
VOICE: Mina.
Er, Dad, is that you?
Are you still looking for
your yoga pants?
-MINA: Dad?
-(GRUNTING)
-(GRUNTING)
-VOICE: Mina.
We gotta get this thing
out of earshot.
You're going out
the window, pal.
-(HISSING)
-(SCREAMING)
(GASPS) The sun!
Bunnicula, sorry!
Now the window's way out
of my throwing range.
-What are we gonna do now?
-HAROLD: Hey, you guys,
I think I got something
stuck to my
Er, our butt, again.
(GASPING)
The yoga pants.
That gives me an idea!
Bunnicula, lend me your hand.
Now, Harold, tie this leg
to the bannister.
Extra stretchy, extra
roomy in the back side.
Boys, we just made
ourselves a slingshot.
(SNIFFING AND EXCLAIMING)
This slingshot is ripe!
Mina's dad really needs to
learn how to do laundry.
-VOICE: Mina
-(GASPING)
-VOICE: Mina.
-What is that?
Ah, we're too late!
She's gonna see us!
Well, it's not too late
to protect her.
All together, guys!
One, two, three!
VOICE: Mina.
VOICE: Min
Er, huh?
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
Oh, hey, guys.
Why the long faces?
Oh, was it something
I said earlier?
I'm sorry.
Today's been a weird day.
But you know
the four of us will always
be inseparable, right?
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYS)
VOICE: Squirrel.
VOICE: Squirrel.
(LAUGHING)
(GROWLING)