Bunnicula (2016) s01e36 Episode Script
Never Been Scared
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHS)
Ugh, I hate group projects.
What if we just
turned in Scott's mask
and called it a night.
We can't!
At this point,
it's just a glorified milk jar
with googly eyes.
Yeah, it is!
-Whoo!
-Eh
Hey, I think I got something
that we can use.
Yeah, nothing's happening.
(SHRIEKS)
(ALL SCREAM)
Don't you ever read
the video comments?
That's not what
I thought it was.
Sorry, guys.
(CHUCKLES)
Ooh, top ten most haunted
buildings in New Orleans.
Hey! The Orlock Apartments
are on here.
"Guaranteed to give you
goosebumps."
(SCOFFS) Boy, do they
have it all wrong.
Nothing ever happens here.
Uh, you're kidding, right?
This place is all kinds
of haunted.
Yeah, just last week,
I walked by,
and I could've sworn
there were tentacles
coming out of
the upstairs windows.
I see stuff all the time here.
Why do you think
I'm so high strung?
See? Totally haunted.
Aw, I wanna see something
supernatural at the Orlock.
You guys gotta show me.
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
-(GRUNTS) Wait, what?
So, Mina actually wants to see
all this supernatural stuff?
Who would've thunk?
If you want,
I can go in there and
Oh, absolutely not.
You're horrifying.
Fair point.
See you next week, Bunnic.
(GIBBERISH)
So, Mina wants to see
something scary?
(GIBBERISH)
No!
I think Harold and I
are a better judge of what
Mina can handle scare-wise.
-But it is Bunnicula's forte.
-Uh-uh.
Mina's beloved rabbit's head
just popping off?
That's at least a six
on my scare-scale.
Mina needs like,
a one or a two at most.
Ooh, we could hold auditions!
I like it.
We pick something mildly scary
and keep it
to a controlled environment.
Mina's dream comes true,
and no one gets
(GIBBERISH)
Eaten or covered
in ectoplasm.
Oddly specific, but, yeah,
none of that.
ALL: Mina, we're gonna
find you a ghost.
Yeah!
(SINGING)
Oh, geez,
get it together, Paul.
Wow, what a turnout!
Good job gathering everyone
on such short notice,
Bunnicula.
-(GIBBERISH)
-(WHIMPERING)
But did you have to gather
so many?
(GIBBERISH)
Hey, hey!
(KISSES)
-Whoa-ho-ho!
-No, Harold, don't!
-Ghost bros, you made it!
-(SNIFFING)
-(WHIMPERING)
-Nice weather we're having.
(YOWLS) I regret everything!
-Wasn't that one
of the judges?
-Score!
Okay, if you could just state
your name and then, uh,
show us your scare talent.
What can you
bring to the table
that no one else can?
My name is Death Shadow.
And I'm horrifying.
Hmm Wait, what?
(GROWLS)
Yipe!
-(GIBBERISH)
-Next.
I heard there was some
young folk needing
a good scare.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-(SHIVERING)
-Doing okay back there,
Chester buddy?
What were we thinking?
We can't bring any
of these creatures home
with us to Mina.
They're terrifying!
Bunnicula says,
there's one more left,
and then we're done
with the auditions.
Ta-da!
Huh? Oh, it's just
a glowing orb.
It's definitely supernatural
but like a low-key
supernatural.
-What do you guys think?
-Looks like a tennis ball,
and I like that!
All right, then.
You got the gig.
Mina's gonna love you.
(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, everyone,
shut your eyes
to further act as a conduit
to the spirit world.
Hm.
All right. There is Mina
and her friends.
Now, go give them
the most non-threatening
fright of their life.
Be gentle.
Supernatural creatures,
show yourselves.
Jeez, not that gentle.
Nothing's happening,
you guys.
Man, even we could do
better than that.
We could do better than this.
We could scare her ourselves.
Oh, that is so much simpler
and safer.
-Why didn't I think of that?
-(GIBBERISH)
Sorry, Mina, there must
be a really weak connection
to the spirit world tonight.
-(DOOR KNOCKS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
I baked cookies.
Unbelievable.
Mina's dad beat you to it
with fresh cookies
and a light switch?
You weren't scary at all.
So, gonna have to let you go.
-Bunnicula?
-Yay! (CHUCKLES)
-(GRUNTS)
-(SQUISHES)
(GIBBERISH) Haha!
(BELL DINGS)
Not scary enough?
Ooh! I'll show them.
(BLOWS)
Okay, that scare
doesn't count.
Your dad isn't
remotely supernatural.
Supernaturally good
at baking though.
Am I right, Mina's dad?
That's "Mr. Mina's dad"
to you, Mr. Dingleman.
It's just Scott.
Mr. Dingleman is my father.
Step into my office, son.
Because
if you like those
peanut butter cookies
-Eh
-(CHOMPS)
wait till you try these
raspberry thumbprints.
Wait. Where'd he go?
-(ECHOING) Oh.
He does not like me.
-(GURGLING)
All right. Let's go
around the room
and throw out some ideas
to scare Mina.
I'll start. We could put
her shoes behind the backdoor
instead of the front door.
BOTH: Lame!
Fine. What do you have?
Ready? Ice-bag!
Ice-bag?
What, that sounds like
you just put
two random words together.
Is that what you did?
Yeah. But it sounds scary.
Ice-bag!
Okay, we'll put that one
in the "Maybe" pile.
Bunnicula, what do you've
got in that brain
of yours for Mina?
(GHOSTLY HOWLING)
Moving on.
(MUTTERS)
It's a good thing
I grabbed Mina's laptop
from downstairs.
This should give us
some kind of an answer.
(GROANS) It's stuck
on this dumb video!
What are we looking at?
(GIBBERISH)
(SHRIEKING)
-(ALL SCREAM)
-(YOWLING)
-Oh-ho! That was scary.
-(LAUGHING)
(GIBBERISH)
Hey, where's Chester?
(CHESTER WHIMPERING)
Fine. Let's try the ice-bag.
Huh? (GRUNTS)
Let's start with the basement.
There's bound to be
some paranormal activity
down there.
Where'd Scott go?
That's an awfully long time
to be in the bathroom.
Who cares? Focus, Mina.
We have a very limited
ghost-finding time frame.
My parents enforce
a very strict curfew.
(DOOR CREAKS)
Marsha?
So, this is the basement.
BECKY: Spooky. (CHUCKLES)
Go on. Introduce yourself.
Spirits love that.
-MINA: Hmm.
-Wait for it.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, Mina here.
If there's, uh,
anyone down here
-Show yourself?
-(CRACKLING)
(BOTH GASP)
(GIGGLES)
He missed Mina entirely.
What the heck
was that just now?
Um, you didn't just feel
literal ice down your spine?
No.
Ugh! Is this my destiny?
To remain unhaunted?
Plagued only by the living?
There's still the attic!
I'll grab my phone,
and we can record.
Maybe having a camera on
will coax a ghost out.
Oh, there you are. Huh?
(CHOMPS)
-(ECHOING)
Not haunted, my foot!
-(GURGLING)
Oh. Hey, Scott.
Maybe an old school
sheet ghost will do the trick
to scare Mina.
There we go. Now, mist!
BUNNICULA: Whoo
Whoo
(GRUNTS)
Ahhh!
-Eye holes would've been
a nice touch.
-(DOOR CLANKS)
-(CREAKING)
-All right, attic ghosts.
-Here we come.
-Becky's not here yet.
We'll just have to get started
without her.
Spider webs. Yes!
Now we're getting somewhere.
Now, where in an attic
do you think a ghost would be?
(GASPS)
Eh, Mina?
(CHOMPS)
(ECHOING) "Work with
your friends in a group
project," the teacher said.
"It'll be fun,"
the teacher said. (GASPS)
-Hey.
-Sup.
(ALL GASP)
Aw. You guys
ghost-hunting, too?
Did you guys see
something scary?
You did, didn't you?
Unbelievable!
Even my pets
are more in-tuned
with the spirit world.
Meanwhile, Mina, here,
resident ghost-repellent!
Okay, very funny, Marsha.
Where'd you guys go?
I think there was more
to that orb
-than we originally thought.
-We're coming, Mina.
All right, you guys,
come out now.
This isn't funny anymore.
Hello?
I give up. There is nothing
supernatural about
the Orlock Apartments.
-Mina!
-(ALL GASP)
-(CHOMPS)
-Maybe I'm just gonna go
finish that project.
-(GRUNTS)
-Uh-oh!
-(GRUNTS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
Oh. So I'm not scary, huh?
I'll show you!
-(INHALES)
-(ALL SCREAM)
ALL: Ugh!
(ORB MONSTER EXCLAIMING)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
BUNNICULA: Hiya!
Tennis ball. Whoa!
(EXCLAIMING)
You never see
anything supernatural
at the Orlock.
-(CHOMPS)
-I'm just gonna sit here
gluing on
-googly eye after googly eye
-(SCREAMS)
-and forget all about it.
-(BANGING)
I must be pretty scary,
right now, fuzz ball.
Bunnicula, heads up.
Maybe this will help.
Whoa! Ha-ha! Huh?
-You threw Mina's laptop?
-Yeah. What was
I supposed to throw?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe one
of the medieval weapons
hanging above our heads?
Oh.
(TREMBLING)
(GRUNTS) I'll show you scary!
-(GRUNTS)
-Huh? What am I looking at?
Nothing's happening!
-(SHRIEKING)
-(SCREAMS)
(RETCHES)
(SIGHS) I think that's enough
googly eyes. Huh?
Oh, my gosh, you guys,
where have you been? Hmm?
Huh. It's amazing!
That is the
coolest monster costume
I've ever seen.
We're sure to get an A
with that.
Phew! (GASPS)
-(CHANDELIER CREAKING)
-(MINA GASPS)
Are you guys seeing this?
The ceiling light
is moving by itself.
I saw a ghost.
I'm just like you!
So, did I get the part?
-Yeah. You just weren't
-Don't call us.
We'll call you.
-right for the part.
-Yeah. Yeah.
Same old. Same old.
Ah. Hi.
I, uh
I heard you were still
looking for a ghost.
Oh, jeez!
Get it together, Paul!
(ALL GROAN)
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(GROWLS)
(LAUGHS)
Ugh, I hate group projects.
What if we just
turned in Scott's mask
and called it a night.
We can't!
At this point,
it's just a glorified milk jar
with googly eyes.
Yeah, it is!
-Whoo!
-Eh
Hey, I think I got something
that we can use.
Yeah, nothing's happening.
(SHRIEKS)
(ALL SCREAM)
Don't you ever read
the video comments?
That's not what
I thought it was.
Sorry, guys.
(CHUCKLES)
Ooh, top ten most haunted
buildings in New Orleans.
Hey! The Orlock Apartments
are on here.
"Guaranteed to give you
goosebumps."
(SCOFFS) Boy, do they
have it all wrong.
Nothing ever happens here.
Uh, you're kidding, right?
This place is all kinds
of haunted.
Yeah, just last week,
I walked by,
and I could've sworn
there were tentacles
coming out of
the upstairs windows.
I see stuff all the time here.
Why do you think
I'm so high strung?
See? Totally haunted.
Aw, I wanna see something
supernatural at the Orlock.
You guys gotta show me.
-(MUFFLED SCREAMING)
-(GRUNTS) Wait, what?
So, Mina actually wants to see
all this supernatural stuff?
Who would've thunk?
If you want,
I can go in there and
Oh, absolutely not.
You're horrifying.
Fair point.
See you next week, Bunnic.
(GIBBERISH)
So, Mina wants to see
something scary?
(GIBBERISH)
No!
I think Harold and I
are a better judge of what
Mina can handle scare-wise.
-But it is Bunnicula's forte.
-Uh-uh.
Mina's beloved rabbit's head
just popping off?
That's at least a six
on my scare-scale.
Mina needs like,
a one or a two at most.
Ooh, we could hold auditions!
I like it.
We pick something mildly scary
and keep it
to a controlled environment.
Mina's dream comes true,
and no one gets
(GIBBERISH)
Eaten or covered
in ectoplasm.
Oddly specific, but, yeah,
none of that.
ALL: Mina, we're gonna
find you a ghost.
Yeah!
(SINGING)
Oh, geez,
get it together, Paul.
Wow, what a turnout!
Good job gathering everyone
on such short notice,
Bunnicula.
-(GIBBERISH)
-(WHIMPERING)
But did you have to gather
so many?
(GIBBERISH)
Hey, hey!
(KISSES)
-Whoa-ho-ho!
-No, Harold, don't!
-Ghost bros, you made it!
-(SNIFFING)
-(WHIMPERING)
-Nice weather we're having.
(YOWLS) I regret everything!
-Wasn't that one
of the judges?
-Score!
Okay, if you could just state
your name and then, uh,
show us your scare talent.
What can you
bring to the table
that no one else can?
My name is Death Shadow.
And I'm horrifying.
Hmm Wait, what?
(GROWLS)
Yipe!
-(GIBBERISH)
-Next.
I heard there was some
young folk needing
a good scare.
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
-(SHIVERING)
-Doing okay back there,
Chester buddy?
What were we thinking?
We can't bring any
of these creatures home
with us to Mina.
They're terrifying!
Bunnicula says,
there's one more left,
and then we're done
with the auditions.
Ta-da!
Huh? Oh, it's just
a glowing orb.
It's definitely supernatural
but like a low-key
supernatural.
-What do you guys think?
-Looks like a tennis ball,
and I like that!
All right, then.
You got the gig.
Mina's gonna love you.
(SCARY MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, everyone,
shut your eyes
to further act as a conduit
to the spirit world.
Hm.
All right. There is Mina
and her friends.
Now, go give them
the most non-threatening
fright of their life.
Be gentle.
Supernatural creatures,
show yourselves.
Jeez, not that gentle.
Nothing's happening,
you guys.
Man, even we could do
better than that.
We could do better than this.
We could scare her ourselves.
Oh, that is so much simpler
and safer.
-Why didn't I think of that?
-(GIBBERISH)
Sorry, Mina, there must
be a really weak connection
to the spirit world tonight.
-(DOOR KNOCKS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
I baked cookies.
Unbelievable.
Mina's dad beat you to it
with fresh cookies
and a light switch?
You weren't scary at all.
So, gonna have to let you go.
-Bunnicula?
-Yay! (CHUCKLES)
-(GRUNTS)
-(SQUISHES)
(GIBBERISH) Haha!
(BELL DINGS)
Not scary enough?
Ooh! I'll show them.
(BLOWS)
Okay, that scare
doesn't count.
Your dad isn't
remotely supernatural.
Supernaturally good
at baking though.
Am I right, Mina's dad?
That's "Mr. Mina's dad"
to you, Mr. Dingleman.
It's just Scott.
Mr. Dingleman is my father.
Step into my office, son.
Because
if you like those
peanut butter cookies
-Eh
-(CHOMPS)
wait till you try these
raspberry thumbprints.
Wait. Where'd he go?
-(ECHOING) Oh.
He does not like me.
-(GURGLING)
All right. Let's go
around the room
and throw out some ideas
to scare Mina.
I'll start. We could put
her shoes behind the backdoor
instead of the front door.
BOTH: Lame!
Fine. What do you have?
Ready? Ice-bag!
Ice-bag?
What, that sounds like
you just put
two random words together.
Is that what you did?
Yeah. But it sounds scary.
Ice-bag!
Okay, we'll put that one
in the "Maybe" pile.
Bunnicula, what do you've
got in that brain
of yours for Mina?
(GHOSTLY HOWLING)
Moving on.
(MUTTERS)
It's a good thing
I grabbed Mina's laptop
from downstairs.
This should give us
some kind of an answer.
(GROANS) It's stuck
on this dumb video!
What are we looking at?
(GIBBERISH)
(SHRIEKING)
-(ALL SCREAM)
-(YOWLING)
-Oh-ho! That was scary.
-(LAUGHING)
(GIBBERISH)
Hey, where's Chester?
(CHESTER WHIMPERING)
Fine. Let's try the ice-bag.
Huh? (GRUNTS)
Let's start with the basement.
There's bound to be
some paranormal activity
down there.
Where'd Scott go?
That's an awfully long time
to be in the bathroom.
Who cares? Focus, Mina.
We have a very limited
ghost-finding time frame.
My parents enforce
a very strict curfew.
(DOOR CREAKS)
Marsha?
So, this is the basement.
BECKY: Spooky. (CHUCKLES)
Go on. Introduce yourself.
Spirits love that.
-MINA: Hmm.
-Wait for it.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Hey, Mina here.
If there's, uh,
anyone down here
-Show yourself?
-(CRACKLING)
(BOTH GASP)
(GIGGLES)
He missed Mina entirely.
What the heck
was that just now?
Um, you didn't just feel
literal ice down your spine?
No.
Ugh! Is this my destiny?
To remain unhaunted?
Plagued only by the living?
There's still the attic!
I'll grab my phone,
and we can record.
Maybe having a camera on
will coax a ghost out.
Oh, there you are. Huh?
(CHOMPS)
-(ECHOING)
Not haunted, my foot!
-(GURGLING)
Oh. Hey, Scott.
Maybe an old school
sheet ghost will do the trick
to scare Mina.
There we go. Now, mist!
BUNNICULA: Whoo
Whoo
(GRUNTS)
Ahhh!
-Eye holes would've been
a nice touch.
-(DOOR CLANKS)
-(CREAKING)
-All right, attic ghosts.
-Here we come.
-Becky's not here yet.
We'll just have to get started
without her.
Spider webs. Yes!
Now we're getting somewhere.
Now, where in an attic
do you think a ghost would be?
(GASPS)
Eh, Mina?
(CHOMPS)
(ECHOING) "Work with
your friends in a group
project," the teacher said.
"It'll be fun,"
the teacher said. (GASPS)
-Hey.
-Sup.
(ALL GASP)
Aw. You guys
ghost-hunting, too?
Did you guys see
something scary?
You did, didn't you?
Unbelievable!
Even my pets
are more in-tuned
with the spirit world.
Meanwhile, Mina, here,
resident ghost-repellent!
Okay, very funny, Marsha.
Where'd you guys go?
I think there was more
to that orb
-than we originally thought.
-We're coming, Mina.
All right, you guys,
come out now.
This isn't funny anymore.
Hello?
I give up. There is nothing
supernatural about
the Orlock Apartments.
-Mina!
-(ALL GASP)
-(CHOMPS)
-Maybe I'm just gonna go
finish that project.
-(GRUNTS)
-Uh-oh!
-(GRUNTS)
-(ALL SCREAM)
Oh. So I'm not scary, huh?
I'll show you!
-(INHALES)
-(ALL SCREAM)
ALL: Ugh!
(ORB MONSTER EXCLAIMING)
(BUNNICULA GRUNTING)
BUNNICULA: Hiya!
Tennis ball. Whoa!
(EXCLAIMING)
You never see
anything supernatural
at the Orlock.
-(CHOMPS)
-I'm just gonna sit here
gluing on
-googly eye after googly eye
-(SCREAMS)
-and forget all about it.
-(BANGING)
I must be pretty scary,
right now, fuzz ball.
Bunnicula, heads up.
Maybe this will help.
Whoa! Ha-ha! Huh?
-You threw Mina's laptop?
-Yeah. What was
I supposed to throw?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe one
of the medieval weapons
hanging above our heads?
Oh.
(TREMBLING)
(GRUNTS) I'll show you scary!
-(GRUNTS)
-Huh? What am I looking at?
Nothing's happening!
-(SHRIEKING)
-(SCREAMS)
(RETCHES)
(SIGHS) I think that's enough
googly eyes. Huh?
Oh, my gosh, you guys,
where have you been? Hmm?
Huh. It's amazing!
That is the
coolest monster costume
I've ever seen.
We're sure to get an A
with that.
Phew! (GASPS)
-(CHANDELIER CREAKING)
-(MINA GASPS)
Are you guys seeing this?
The ceiling light
is moving by itself.
I saw a ghost.
I'm just like you!
So, did I get the part?
-Yeah. You just weren't
-Don't call us.
We'll call you.
-right for the part.
-Yeah. Yeah.
Same old. Same old.
Ah. Hi.
I, uh
I heard you were still
looking for a ghost.
Oh, jeez!
Get it together, Paul!
(ALL GROAN)