Ranma 12 s01e36 Episode Script
Episode 36
Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
How nice! Boom! How sweet! There's more where that came from! Here I go! That urn is mine! "The sky foretells spring.
" "The wind, with its chilling breath, speaks more of winter.
" Ow-w-w! That ol' goat What're you up to? Quit it! I could be a real man any second now! You can be a real man again? So all three urns will tell where the Japanese Nan'niichuan is? And Grandfather Happosai has the second urn, right? But look at all the times we got excited over "cures" before.
And they've always turned up empty.
But this time's different! This time it's real! What's wrong with the way you are now? A little unpredictability, and your married life won't be dull.
Right, Akane? And what does that mean!? Like a girl can understand! Truly.
No one knows what pain and humiliation we have suffered! Have some sweet-bean jelly.
Thank you.
But the Master is an expert at nabbing other people's things.
Exactly.
He'd never even share a grain of rice with anybody else.
His nature is larcenous at heart.
Ranma, he's dangerous! Take care when you face him! And don't you ever give up! Don't worry, I won't! And don't you neither, Pop.
If only it were that easy.
Heh! The ol'man's gone.
Did it.
I got it! Get it or die trying! Geez! It's mine! Ranma! Get up! On your feet! Show a man's strength of will.
Rrraar! I'm a new man! Hand over that urn! A study in overdoing it.
I'll have the carpenter come tomorrow.
There's gotta be a better way.
W-What's this? Hey! What did you want to talk about? R-Ryoga? Great timing! Ryoga! You and me are pals, ain't we? And pals help each other out, right? I Don't say it! Don't say a word, Ryoga.
I understand exactly how you feel! Our enemy is a fighting genius! So be a pal, an' Forgive me, friend Ryoga.
But it's for the urn.
Now Go! Oh, it's a piglet.
That's from my collection! Give it! Give it back!! Stop, thief!.
Stop, I said! All right! That was dirty! Lemme go! Lemme down! Will you let me down? Check out the loser! You fool! That's the Crimson Urn? Well done, Ranma--! I'm impressed.
Nothin' to it! Ranma, you idiot! It's Ryoga! You're back! Look at what you did to me! What is this? It's n-nothing! And certainly not panties.
Ranma, you jerk! It's only so we can turn into real men.
Had t' do it Right, P-chan? Who're you calling P-Chan!? No time for that now! See ya.
Hey, wait up! I'm going, too! Do your best, Akane.
A man needs his fiancee at a time like this.
Power behind the throne.
Mother, rest her soul, is rooting for you.
Oh, puh-leeze Honestly.
Hey! Gimme back my urn! You guys, let me down now! Cat Cafe Now we have two! Okay, Granny, have you figured out where the last one is? They're ancient urns.
They aren't that easy to read.
So this means that, and Ranma.
I will not forget how you humiliated me with those panties.
- You still thinkin' about that? - I've got it! - The Golden Urn's location.
- Really? Decipher the Golden Urn, and the Nan'niichuan's secret is ours.
Thank you! Hey, Hold it! Wait up, Ryoga! - Wait up! - Wait, wait! "First, 3000 paces south.
" Okay! Hold it! I have a question.
Which way is south? - This way! - Gimme back my map! Give it to Mr.
No-Sense-of-Direction an' we'll never get there.
Oh, this way! Curse you! Wait up! Is this how a "pal" acts, to you? Keep headin' north, up the hill Should be the first building.
.
And there it is--! What th'--!? What, haven't you found it yet? What's going on? Oh, geez! You're making fools of us, you-- Calm down, Ranma! You ain't gettin' off easy! Old ghoul! Behave yourself!.
- Ranma! - Ranma, is you okay!? L-Look.
The Aqua-Moss Urn.
The Crimson-Moss Urn.
The Golden-Moss Urn.
Who would have thought it! We find when digging Cat Cafe, right, Great-grandmother? I kept it because I thought it would make a good pickle vat.
Now I can be a real man! Granny, decipher the code! Well? What about it? You got the location yet? I have it! "Under first starlight" "Triplet Stones cradle three urns.
" "There, the spring shall rise.
" "Under first starlight" "Triplet Stones" "cradle three urns.
" "There, the spring shall rise.
" What Triplet Stones? Could be some place name.
Never heard of it.
I know where they are! You sure, Akane!? A choo-choo with a view.
The Triplet Stones are on that mountaintop.
You sure is right? I went near the Triplet Stones on a school trip before.
"Triplet Stones cradle three urns" Let's check these Triplet Stones out! It is a little surprising that Ryoga's coming You're always fighting, so I thought you hated each other.
You're so dumb, Akane.
Y'see Ryoga is-- Shall we hurry, everyone? Youth is fleeting! It passes in the wink of an eye.
Shall we be off? How corny can you get? Come back here, Ryoga! That rapscallion, Ranma, stole my precious urn! You two! S-Saotome, mountain air is the best! E-Exactly! Ranma, do it! Get to the Triplet Stones.
Your father wants to be a real man, too! Sacrifice a dirty old man or two if you have to.
So what should one do with a dirty old man or two? W-What could you be talking about, Master? Feigning ignorance, eh? An actor, are we? You fool! The day I can't read your mind, I'll renounce my name.
Understand? This is for both our sakes.
No back-stabbing until we find the Nan'niichuan.
Look who's talkin'! I keep my vows.
But I'll never forget that panties stunt.
You still thinking about that!? Shut up! Why you come, Akane? You not hate Ranma? If I didn't come, we'd never find it.
What's your excuse? Ranma is future husband.
Once he real man, Shampoo happy! Pah! Sorry I asked.
Everyone gets along so well.
Truly, "friendship is golden.
" Better hurry.
It's cloudin' up.
- A rock slide! - Look out! Even here, young people take every chance they get.
Thank goodness! Ranma, you protect me with life! It's the urn I-- I'm going home.
I'm going home, okay? - Why? - I just am! I getting it.
Akane jealous! Wh-Who's jealous? Stay here your whole lives, for all I care! Hey stupid! The urn's the reason I-- Ranma? That how you feel? Then I break urn! N-No! Don't! Can't you take a joke? That rockslide wasn't natural at all! Old creep! Having fun? Y-Yoo Hoo.
- Dad? - Pop.
Geronimo! Thieves, you will travel no further until you return my urn! - What? - Master, please reconsider.
I reeeally wanna be a man again You fools! I cannot forgive the pillage of my prized collection! And I can't go home without a fight! We're going thru, no matter what! I behind you Me, too! Nice entertainment to go with my break.
Bring it on, punks!! Ryoga, don't take him lightly.
That old man's scary! Then let's tear him to pieces! Let's get him! Anything-Goes Founding School Ultimate Attack: "Equinox Sweet-Bean Blizzard"! Boom.
There it is.
Developed while hoarding sweet anko bean-paste on the Equinox it numbers among our greedy master's greatest attacks.
I remember it well.
And, oh! How it glistened! The fiend! Well? Return the urn and go home.
It's for your own good! You gotta be kiddin'! Think we're going home after coming this far? Let's do it, Ryoga! Wait! Even if you combine your strength, he's too strong for you.
- I'll take up this fight.
- Great-grandmother! Age has taught me a few things.
Witness the Silver Power! Wow! A battle spirit and lecherous spirit clash! The Ghoul from China versus the Ultimate Evil of Japan! Who will the final victor be? Secret technique: "Silver Support-Sling"! How sweet! You don't care whose it is, do you! Take the long fall, old man! M-Master! He can never be rescued from a canyon that deep! What have we done? Good work! Great! You are truly my heir, boy! It's natural for you to be a Tendo-in-law! Now we can live out our days in peace! Same crime, Same sentence.
M-Master? Can you ever forgive us? Stay there all night for all I care.
Ranma, I won't forget this.
Only a little further to the summit.
Geez! A little further and I'm a real man! I summon my youthful energy! See!? The summit.
All right! Where are the Triplet Stones? Over there.
See? These are the Triplet Stones? I'm so happy for you, Ranma.
Ranma! Come on, we set up urns.
Yeah, okay.
Akane, I-- I need to help set-up, so Stop talking and do it! That's done.
"Under first starlight" "Triplet Stones cradle three urns.
" "There, the spring shall rise.
" Too early for starlight, tho'.
Come on and SHINE, star! Then the spring will well up! Then I can get rid of this stupid curse! Farewell, P-Chan! Farewell, humiliation! Ryoga's working so hard for Ranma! They're still friends, beneath it all.
The first star! Finally! The Nan'niichuan! Wait! Let's let it fill up first.
'kay.
This is good enough.
Not yet.
That's only enough for one.
Hey, what's that? - Ranma! - Ranma!? Hah! Who's the "real man" now?? Ornot.
What's the meaning of this!? That's what I wanna know! What's this? Something's written on it.
"Thank you for your patronage, but the Japanese Nan'niichuan is" "out of service, due to lack of resources.
" "Those who wish to pursue Nan'niichuan pleasure" "are advised to visit the original Nan'niichuan in Jusenkyo, China.
" Shall we head home? "Don't cry, China-Boy"
Lemme go! Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
Wait! What th'--? Their fathers decided they should be engaged.
Don't decide for me! It's my life! There's just this one thing complicating Ranma's life.
What's that for? When Ranma is doused with cold water, HE becomes a SHE.
How nice! Boom! How sweet! There's more where that came from! Here I go! That urn is mine! "The sky foretells spring.
" "The wind, with its chilling breath, speaks more of winter.
" Ow-w-w! That ol' goat What're you up to? Quit it! I could be a real man any second now! You can be a real man again? So all three urns will tell where the Japanese Nan'niichuan is? And Grandfather Happosai has the second urn, right? But look at all the times we got excited over "cures" before.
And they've always turned up empty.
But this time's different! This time it's real! What's wrong with the way you are now? A little unpredictability, and your married life won't be dull.
Right, Akane? And what does that mean!? Like a girl can understand! Truly.
No one knows what pain and humiliation we have suffered! Have some sweet-bean jelly.
Thank you.
But the Master is an expert at nabbing other people's things.
Exactly.
He'd never even share a grain of rice with anybody else.
His nature is larcenous at heart.
Ranma, he's dangerous! Take care when you face him! And don't you ever give up! Don't worry, I won't! And don't you neither, Pop.
If only it were that easy.
Heh! The ol'man's gone.
Did it.
I got it! Get it or die trying! Geez! It's mine! Ranma! Get up! On your feet! Show a man's strength of will.
Rrraar! I'm a new man! Hand over that urn! A study in overdoing it.
I'll have the carpenter come tomorrow.
There's gotta be a better way.
W-What's this? Hey! What did you want to talk about? R-Ryoga? Great timing! Ryoga! You and me are pals, ain't we? And pals help each other out, right? I Don't say it! Don't say a word, Ryoga.
I understand exactly how you feel! Our enemy is a fighting genius! So be a pal, an' Forgive me, friend Ryoga.
But it's for the urn.
Now Go! Oh, it's a piglet.
That's from my collection! Give it! Give it back!! Stop, thief!.
Stop, I said! All right! That was dirty! Lemme go! Lemme down! Will you let me down? Check out the loser! You fool! That's the Crimson Urn? Well done, Ranma--! I'm impressed.
Nothin' to it! Ranma, you idiot! It's Ryoga! You're back! Look at what you did to me! What is this? It's n-nothing! And certainly not panties.
Ranma, you jerk! It's only so we can turn into real men.
Had t' do it Right, P-chan? Who're you calling P-Chan!? No time for that now! See ya.
Hey, wait up! I'm going, too! Do your best, Akane.
A man needs his fiancee at a time like this.
Power behind the throne.
Mother, rest her soul, is rooting for you.
Oh, puh-leeze Honestly.
Hey! Gimme back my urn! You guys, let me down now! Cat Cafe Now we have two! Okay, Granny, have you figured out where the last one is? They're ancient urns.
They aren't that easy to read.
So this means that, and Ranma.
I will not forget how you humiliated me with those panties.
- You still thinkin' about that? - I've got it! - The Golden Urn's location.
- Really? Decipher the Golden Urn, and the Nan'niichuan's secret is ours.
Thank you! Hey, Hold it! Wait up, Ryoga! - Wait up! - Wait, wait! "First, 3000 paces south.
" Okay! Hold it! I have a question.
Which way is south? - This way! - Gimme back my map! Give it to Mr.
No-Sense-of-Direction an' we'll never get there.
Oh, this way! Curse you! Wait up! Is this how a "pal" acts, to you? Keep headin' north, up the hill Should be the first building.
.
And there it is--! What th'--!? What, haven't you found it yet? What's going on? Oh, geez! You're making fools of us, you-- Calm down, Ranma! You ain't gettin' off easy! Old ghoul! Behave yourself!.
- Ranma! - Ranma, is you okay!? L-Look.
The Aqua-Moss Urn.
The Crimson-Moss Urn.
The Golden-Moss Urn.
Who would have thought it! We find when digging Cat Cafe, right, Great-grandmother? I kept it because I thought it would make a good pickle vat.
Now I can be a real man! Granny, decipher the code! Well? What about it? You got the location yet? I have it! "Under first starlight" "Triplet Stones cradle three urns.
" "There, the spring shall rise.
" "Under first starlight" "Triplet Stones" "cradle three urns.
" "There, the spring shall rise.
" What Triplet Stones? Could be some place name.
Never heard of it.
I know where they are! You sure, Akane!? A choo-choo with a view.
The Triplet Stones are on that mountaintop.
You sure is right? I went near the Triplet Stones on a school trip before.
"Triplet Stones cradle three urns" Let's check these Triplet Stones out! It is a little surprising that Ryoga's coming You're always fighting, so I thought you hated each other.
You're so dumb, Akane.
Y'see Ryoga is-- Shall we hurry, everyone? Youth is fleeting! It passes in the wink of an eye.
Shall we be off? How corny can you get? Come back here, Ryoga! That rapscallion, Ranma, stole my precious urn! You two! S-Saotome, mountain air is the best! E-Exactly! Ranma, do it! Get to the Triplet Stones.
Your father wants to be a real man, too! Sacrifice a dirty old man or two if you have to.
So what should one do with a dirty old man or two? W-What could you be talking about, Master? Feigning ignorance, eh? An actor, are we? You fool! The day I can't read your mind, I'll renounce my name.
Understand? This is for both our sakes.
No back-stabbing until we find the Nan'niichuan.
Look who's talkin'! I keep my vows.
But I'll never forget that panties stunt.
You still thinking about that!? Shut up! Why you come, Akane? You not hate Ranma? If I didn't come, we'd never find it.
What's your excuse? Ranma is future husband.
Once he real man, Shampoo happy! Pah! Sorry I asked.
Everyone gets along so well.
Truly, "friendship is golden.
" Better hurry.
It's cloudin' up.
- A rock slide! - Look out! Even here, young people take every chance they get.
Thank goodness! Ranma, you protect me with life! It's the urn I-- I'm going home.
I'm going home, okay? - Why? - I just am! I getting it.
Akane jealous! Wh-Who's jealous? Stay here your whole lives, for all I care! Hey stupid! The urn's the reason I-- Ranma? That how you feel? Then I break urn! N-No! Don't! Can't you take a joke? That rockslide wasn't natural at all! Old creep! Having fun? Y-Yoo Hoo.
- Dad? - Pop.
Geronimo! Thieves, you will travel no further until you return my urn! - What? - Master, please reconsider.
I reeeally wanna be a man again You fools! I cannot forgive the pillage of my prized collection! And I can't go home without a fight! We're going thru, no matter what! I behind you Me, too! Nice entertainment to go with my break.
Bring it on, punks!! Ryoga, don't take him lightly.
That old man's scary! Then let's tear him to pieces! Let's get him! Anything-Goes Founding School Ultimate Attack: "Equinox Sweet-Bean Blizzard"! Boom.
There it is.
Developed while hoarding sweet anko bean-paste on the Equinox it numbers among our greedy master's greatest attacks.
I remember it well.
And, oh! How it glistened! The fiend! Well? Return the urn and go home.
It's for your own good! You gotta be kiddin'! Think we're going home after coming this far? Let's do it, Ryoga! Wait! Even if you combine your strength, he's too strong for you.
- I'll take up this fight.
- Great-grandmother! Age has taught me a few things.
Witness the Silver Power! Wow! A battle spirit and lecherous spirit clash! The Ghoul from China versus the Ultimate Evil of Japan! Who will the final victor be? Secret technique: "Silver Support-Sling"! How sweet! You don't care whose it is, do you! Take the long fall, old man! M-Master! He can never be rescued from a canyon that deep! What have we done? Good work! Great! You are truly my heir, boy! It's natural for you to be a Tendo-in-law! Now we can live out our days in peace! Same crime, Same sentence.
M-Master? Can you ever forgive us? Stay there all night for all I care.
Ranma, I won't forget this.
Only a little further to the summit.
Geez! A little further and I'm a real man! I summon my youthful energy! See!? The summit.
All right! Where are the Triplet Stones? Over there.
See? These are the Triplet Stones? I'm so happy for you, Ranma.
Ranma! Come on, we set up urns.
Yeah, okay.
Akane, I-- I need to help set-up, so Stop talking and do it! That's done.
"Under first starlight" "Triplet Stones cradle three urns.
" "There, the spring shall rise.
" Too early for starlight, tho'.
Come on and SHINE, star! Then the spring will well up! Then I can get rid of this stupid curse! Farewell, P-Chan! Farewell, humiliation! Ryoga's working so hard for Ranma! They're still friends, beneath it all.
The first star! Finally! The Nan'niichuan! Wait! Let's let it fill up first.
'kay.
This is good enough.
Not yet.
That's only enough for one.
Hey, what's that? - Ranma! - Ranma!? Hah! Who's the "real man" now?? Ornot.
What's the meaning of this!? That's what I wanna know! What's this? Something's written on it.
"Thank you for your patronage, but the Japanese Nan'niichuan is" "out of service, due to lack of resources.
" "Those who wish to pursue Nan'niichuan pleasure" "are advised to visit the original Nan'niichuan in Jusenkyo, China.
" Shall we head home? "Don't cry, China-Boy"