The Paynes (2018) s01e36 Episode Script

Social Media'd

This is so good.
I know, right? - Aww.
- It tastes like heaven.
And how do know what heaven tastes like? It must taste like this, 'cause this is so good.
Aww.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You can really cook, miss Ella.
Kenny, thank you, too.
You look so lovely today.
- Doesn't she? - Yeah? - [CHUCKLES.]
- yeah, and that dress is It's amazing.
This is not a dress.
Oh, I thought it was a miniskirt.
A miniskirt with pants.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, miss Ella.
That's the style.
Okay.
All right.
What's going on? - What is it? - Nothing.
No.
What is it? Uh-huh.
You no, no, no.
You two are up to something.
No, we're not.
Yes, you are.
What is it? Uh, nothing.
We just love living here, we want you to know it.
Aww.
Thank you.
And you can stay as long as you like.
I think.
[CHUCKLES.]
- Curt - What happened to you? Which one of you did it? Curtis.
Baby, one of these little rug rats broke my train.
Baby ah, don't say nothing.
Don't say nothing.
It was one of them, Ella.
Okay.
Okay, which one of you did it? - Him.
- Her! [LAUGHS.]
I knew there was a reason why you guys were being so nice to me.
[HORN HONKS.]
There's the bus.
Now go.
- Bye! - Bye! Go, go.
And hey! You've never been so happy to get to school, have you? - No! - No! [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES.]
Oh, lord, I love those children.
Oh, they're so sweet.
That's it? What, baby? Ella, you just gonna let them little heathens run out of here with no consequence? Curtis, I will talk to their mother.
[SCOFFS.]
What the hell she gonna do, hug 'em? Huh? When did she ever do anything to disciplining them? When's she ever put any disciplining in them? Baby, you're spitting.
And, yes, she does.
When? When, Ella? When has she done something? Curtis! When's she done something, Ella? It does not matter, baby.
They're kids, okay? And your train is old.
[GASPS.]
What? It is.
It's called "an antique.
" Learn your terms, Ella.
Curtis, the train is old, and you need to get rid of it.
Move.
Hm! You know what that makes me think? If I got rid of everything old in my life, where would you be? [CHUCKLES.]
oh, that's not nice.
That's not nice.
Over a train? Feel the pain.
Let it caress you.
[GROANS.]
Enjoy.
Good morning.
[GRUNTS.]
Oh.
Whoa-whoa-whoa.
I I thought we were on good terms.
Nope, 'cause you got kids.
And they in the way.
All right, what did they do now? Where would you like to start? In the kitchen? Living room? Can't talk about the bathroom.
I'll start with my train.
They broke my train.
[CHUCKLES.]
How how can you tell? When I set it up, it was in one piece.
Uh, but how can the train be in one piece? Don't get technical.
I'm sorry, Mr.
C.
I - Whatcha gonna do? - All right.
Okay, all right.
I'll talk to them, - I'll talk to them, and - You gonna talk to 'em? Yes, and they won't do it.
They won't mess with your things anymore.
Aw, thank you.
So you're gonna ask 'em nice? Huh? You gonna talk to 'em? - Yes.
- You can't talk to 'em, Nyla.
What do you mean, Mr.
C? Look at me.
Huh? You got to [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY.]
I-I don't know what you're saying.
Curtis! Are you still talking about that train? Baby, this is serious! Curtis, what is serious is that you need to get down to the laundromat and help Terrance.
Seriously.
Seriously, why do I need to help him? Ain't no customers down there, baby.
Curtis, he said that they would be there today.
Ella, that doggone socio-mo don't work.
Media.
Social media.
Whatever.
It don't work, okay? It's broke like this train set.
I want to talk about it.
Curtis.
Hello? Will you just get ready to? How about that? I am ready.
Those are your pj's, baby.
You're not wearing your pj's.
These are my dancing clothes.
Curtis, go put on some clothes, Curtis.
Ella, ain't nobody down there.
I'm telling you, babe.
Okay, fine, Curtis.
Well, then put on some clothes for the nobody that's gonna be down there.
How about that? Just go.
What's going on? Why you trying to get rid of me? [CHUCKLES.]
You're just trying to get rid of me.
Oh, yes, I am.
And I have been.
Guess what? It ain't ever gonna happen.
Ever! So don't change the subject, you heard me? We gonna get to the bottom of the train thing.
Okay.
You 'stands me? - [KNOCK ON DOOR.]
- uh, I'll get it.
Come in! Yes, she 'stands you.
Wait did she just say "come in"? Wait did you just say "come in"? - [DOOR CLOSES.]
- uh, yeah.
And look who came in.
Uh, can we have some privacy, please? Rr? Please? Sound like you need a private mortgage.
Then you'll have some privacy.
They kind of go hand in hand.
- Come on, Curtis.
- If you want privacy, you need to have a private place that you own.
- Curtis - If you don't have a mortgage, then you ain't got no privacy.
And you shouldn't be saying "come in.
" When you get your private mortgage, then you can say "come in.
Can I have some privacy?" Do you 'stands that? I 'stands that, but please go.
- Let's go, baby.
- Thank you, baby.
Come on, Curtis.
You told her, baby.
Come on and get your clothes on! - Did I get - You got her, baby.
Did she hear me, now? [LAUGHS.]
she heard ya.
Come on, baby, put your clothes on.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey.
- Sorry for all that craziness.
- Yeah.
Wow.
- Hi! - Hi! Hi.
How are you? I'm okay.
Um, I'm sorry for the whole Terrance thing.
Do you want to be with him? No.
O-okay, but you kissed him.
It just happened.
I'm sorry.
- It just happened? - Look, I know you're upset.
Do you love me? Yes.
Yes, I love you very much.
Then you know that that was wrong.
I know, I know, and it won't happen again.
Are you sure? Yes.
O-okay.
Okay, so so we can move past this.
Yes.
[LAUGHS.]
yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Please.
I I missed you.
I missed you, too.
Um, uh Uh, so so how are you? Uh It's kind of crazy here.
I know, right? You just walked into that craziness.
Um, I was I was worried, but, um, I'm good now.
Good.
I am so proud of you.
[CHUCKLES.]
Me? For what? How much you've changed.
I had to.
I wanted to.
I wanted to, you know, to keep us, to keep you.
It's wroth it.
I'm glad.
- Yeah, me too.
- [LAUGHS.]
Uh Uh, hey, how how about we just go get some breakfast? Uh, I have to be at work in a little a little while.
Right.
Right, right.
Um, okay.
Uh, I'll pick you up for lunch.
I'll come by, uh, when you're done, and And then we'll go out to lunch.
Yeah.
Miss Ella thinks that the laundromat's gonna be busy today, so I told 'em I would stop by and help them out.
Okay, so I won't see you today.
I'll call you when I'm done.
Okay.
Okay.
After I put the kids down.
[BOTH LAUGH.]
Right.
Right.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sure.
Sure.
Thank you for understanding.
I love you, Nyla.
You know that? - [DOOR OPENS.]
- I love you, too, Kendrick.
What in the world is? Oh, my Oh.
You okay? Hey.
Hey.
Y'all still together? Yes.
What do you want? Where's Mr.
Cc? He's upstairs.
Where's upstairs? Mr.
C! Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
Curtis! Mr.
C! Was that you running in my house? I need to talk to Mr.
C.
Right now.
I heard you.
Was that you running in my house? Mr.
C! What is it? He's getting dressed.
It's an emergency.
Curtis! That's when he comes.
Mr.
C! Mr.
C! Yeah, babe? Quickly! What's going on? I need you at the laundromat right now.
I'm gonna say it again.
What's going on? Come now! He did something, I know it.
Ella, he just done something, I know he did.
Oh, what is going on? What is it? My goodness.
[DOOR OPENS.]
Stop running in my house! I don't like him.
Come on, Mr.
C! Don't you answer the door.
You hear me? Yes, sir.
Don't you say "come in.
" Don't you say nothin'.
- Curtis.
- Yes, sir.
Come on.
Ain't y'all going to the same place? Yeah, I'm about to leave.
[DOOR CLOSES.]
ready to go? Come on.
You can't stay here.
All right.
- What the hell?! - Unh-unh.
Baby, the social media worked.
- It worked.
- Yes, it did.
Yes, it did.
Yo, Mr.
C! What's up? Hey hey you're late! No, no, I was I was Nah, nah, nah, you was nothing.
You get on here and help us, you big, beautiful man, you.
- Yeah.
- Okay, okay, okay.
All right, now, look, that lady over there, she needs coins.
And that soap powder machine back there is stuck or something.
- Okay.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh! And that washer right there is malfunctioning, so you better be careful.
Okay.
Come on, man, chop, chop, chop.
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Let's make it happen.
Let's go! Hey, hey, hey! Man, how'd you do all this? Social media.
I've got to get me one of them social medias.
Get two.
We need two.
Ooh! Ugh! Whew! Ooh, I'm glad you're here.
[LAUGHS.]
hey! What you doing here? Uh, that son of mine came running "we need help, we need help!" Ooh, he's so dramatic.
That he is.
I don't know where he get it from.
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, well, uh, I got to get out of here.
I got to go up to the help center.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, come on.
I-I'm headed that way, too.
- Okay.
- Mom, are you leaving? Yeah.
You got this.
No.
This is too much for me.
It's too much pressure.
Boy, hush up, please.
Get back to work, please.
Hey, baby.
Yeah? I'm talking to my wife.
My bad.
Real bad.
Girl, you know I ain't mean it.
I'll see you later, Ella.
See you in a minute.
Baby, where you going? Home to clean up.
And then I'm going to the help center to help JoAnn.
Okay.
But what about me? What do you mean, "what about you?" Curtis, what? You got you and Ryan and Terrance.
Y'all can handle this.
Okay, but, baby and I asked Nyla to come down and help you later.
Okay.
Okay.
But, baby, would you look at how busy we are? This is a good thing! Good thing! Baby, all this money we make.
Ye-ea-ah! I'ma buy my boat.
He answers prayers.
- Look, baby, listen.
- Hmm? I need you to remember half of the money is Terrance's.
Well, you always kill my joy.
Don't remind me of that, babe.
Look, baby, he brought these customers in here.
That is not fair.
I don't want to talk about this right now.
I don't want to talk about this with you right - All right.
- Okay, you right.
Now, bye, bye, bye.
- Okay.
- I'll see you later.
Goodbye.
Yeah, you said that before.
Ooh.
Mr.
C.
, you were over here yapping You need to get that machine to work.
Okay.
Okay I was over there.
And help that lady over there.
Okay, I'm gonna okay, hold hold on, partner.
You do know you're not my boss, right? I know that.
Okay, good.
'Cause if I was, you'd be fired by now.
[LAUGHS.]
wait, hold on.
Who do you think you're talking to? I'm talking to you.
You need to do something about that.
Hey, look, man, now, remember, I let you in on this venture.
And it wouldn't have worked without me.
So you tricked me? - What? - Yeah.
You know you paid all these customers.
No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.
- Mr.
C.
- You already knew.
You knew you knew all these folks coming.
You did this on purpose.
You knew all these folks would come running in here once you social media'd Look, man, I'm trying to tell You ain't tell me nothing! You ain't telling me nothing, because you could of done this for me, Terrance.
You owed me money.
Well, if you'd have done all this for me and social media'd everybody, then I would have been able to pay you.
Look, Mr.
C.
, I'm not going through with this.
Now you get to work.
Do something.
No, I ain't doing nothing.
Look, man, I'm no, no, now you look, Jack, I don't work for you.
Ow! Hey, I don't care who works for who.
I need some help in here! Well, you work for me, so shut your face.
Shut up.
Get back over and doing what you was doing.
This got to be illegal in some countries.
Excuse me, ma'am.
He'll be right with you.
He's coming.
Excuse me, ma'am.
No, he's not.
Okay? He's coming.
Or he's coming.
I'm gonna be in my office.
So what? You just gonna sit in there and do nothing? And you're just gonna stand out here and watch me? The nerve.
Excuse me! Excuse me! Yeah! But, girl, we got it all together.
- That's good.
- That's good.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Yeah, pastor was happy.
You know, I love it when it works out.
Mm-hmm.
Doesn't it feel good when it works out? What does she look like? [LAUGHS.]
Not so good.
But, um, speaking of happy, he don't look so happy.
- Who? - Terrance.
Oh, I got to go.
I need to go.
Why? You that attracted to him, you got to run from him? Uh, no.
I told miss Ella I would help out at the laundromat.
If I was attracted to him, I would have said no.
- You're attracted to him.
- No, I'm not.
- Hey, Nyla.
- Hi.
Bye.
Hi, Terrance.
Will I do? Miss Ella, we need to talk.
[CHUCKLES.]
okay, what's going on? It's your husband.
[LAUGHS.]
Well, what's he doing now? See? See, that right there.
You already know he's doing something.
Mm-hmm, well, we always know that he's always starting something.
You know what I'm saying? He's always just yap-yap-yap-yap.
Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Hello? That is still my husband.
Sorry.
What is going on? I'm telling him things to help out, he gets mad, goes in the office, and sits there like he's a Overseer.
I wasn't gonna say that.
Stop it.
Okay? Just stop it.
I will talk to him.
No, miss Ella, you need to talk to him and talk to him now, if there's gonna be a laundromat.
If the what do you mean? Miss Ella, I promise to you I will walk away from this and take all my customers with me.
- Terrance - No, miss Ella, I'm not gonna have that.
I said I will talk to him, okay? - [CHUCKLES.]
- okay.
All right.
He is a bit much.
So what was she looking like? Um [LAUGHS.]
I'm waiting.
Oh, you oh, you want me to go now? Yeah.
That's why I'm waiting.
You know what? You really, really, really need to check that little attitude of yours.
[CHUCKLES.]
I'm sorry.
And you got one more time to threaten me.
I don't want to hear that anymore.
[MUMBLING INDISTINCTLY.]
"I'll take all my customers.
" You could've thought about that before you signed the dotted line.
And when you signed the dotted line, we in partnership, partner.

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