The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e37 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
Hey Luigi!
Yo!
Have you seen my boxer shorts?
Yea, here you go Mario.
Thanks.
[radio:]
Just a reminder all
you plumbers and plumbettes,
tonight's the big costume
ball at the lovely Cesspool
Ballroom.
[laughs]
All the plumbers and
plumbettes of Brooklyn,
are gonna shine tonight.
He he he.
Boy I can hardly wait
to wear my bunny suit.
Oh geez that reminds me, I
left my gorilla outfit in the
truck.
I'll be right back.
Hey I'd better make sure
the rest of the suit fits me
because I've
gained a pound or two.
We interrupt with this
important bulletin:
a vicious gorilla has escaped
from the Ding-A-Ling Circus
in Brooklyn.
Keep your doors locked.
Hey Luigi!
Luigi look at me!
Look at my bunny suit!
Hey Luigi!
Where are you look at this!
Hey Luigi!
[growling]
Luigi whats
a matter with you?
Look at all this mess.
Look at that ugly suit.
Come on clean it up, clean it
up Luigi don't give me no lip.
Luigi you in there?
Whoa you better do
something about that breath.
Ohh that did it
Luigi, that did it!
You're gonna get it I'm gonna
get you and run you right
through the door!
Luigi!
Ok, ok, so I'ts
not an ugly suit.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log number 621,
the people of Pasta Land were
throwing us a celebration,
because we'd chased off,
creepy old King Koopa.
We didn't realize how
soon, he'd be back.
Lakitu, is our
secret weapon ready?
Ready Your Repulsiveness!
Watch out plumbers!
Here comes Koopa,
the party poopa.
[laughs]
Mmmm Mmmm good.
[chattering]
Oops!
Something's wrong Mario.
Right, it needs
more meat sauce.
Huh?
Save the spaghetti!
Save the spaghetti!
[screaming]
Nice work Lakitu.
Now I know why you're
the boss of the clouds!
Thank you, Your Koopaness.
And those Pasta Landers are
gonna find out I'm the boss of
everything!
Serve 'em the Spiny eggs!
Uh oh!
Spaghetti a la Spiny.
I smell a Koopa!
Worse!
I see a Koopa!
Attention all Mushroom
citizens of Pasta Land!
I'm Koopa capturing
your whole country!
And
this
is how!
That piece
of junk doesn't scare anybody!
That piece of junk, is my
new Wicked Weather Satellite!
And you better be scared.
Oh!
Oh no!
No look, no!
Unless you
surrender Pasta Land to me,
I'll bury the whole
kingdom under a mile of snow.
You'd better do what King
Koopa says or we'll freeze ya
to your knees.
Ya got exactly seventeen
minutes to make up your
Mushroom minds.
[laughs]
Come on Lakitu.
This is terrible!
What are we going to do?
Open a ski resort?
We gotta get up there somehow
and stop Koopa's snowmaker!
Up in the sky?
How?
I know!
The big beanstalk!
The one we
passed on the way in!
Now you're talkin' Toad!
To the beanstalk!
[grunting]
The snow's getting worse.
Think of those poor,
freezing Pasta Land people,
and keep climbing.
Are you guys sure this
thing will hold all of us?
Are you kidding?
This thing's as
strong as a salami!
Whoa!
Would you
believe, a wet noodle?
You almost got it Mario!
Keep reaching!
Think you're clever don't
ya, ya little pipesqueaks?
Well, in the immortal words
of the great King Koopa:
what goes up, must come down.
Beanstaaaalk!
Mamma mia!
Yipe!
Look out!
[Toad:] Help!
Yeow!
Well it was a nice
try, but Koopa beat us.
Yeah, maybe we
should just cool it?
Come on you guys!
We gotta stop that stupid
Koopa before the Pasta Land
people turn into
Mushroomsicles!
Can't we just get
'em some coats?
Wait a minute!
I think I'm standing
on some kind of lever!
I'll check it out.
Whoaaa!
Hey, it's a
Cloud Land elevator!
Step right
up, step right up!
Used carpets!
You buy, we fly.
Ooh ahh!
Ouch!
Watch it, will ya?
This is a genuine
Persian carpet!
Made in Hong Kong.
Does it fly?
Not yet I'm still
getting the bugs out.
I'm Sam Shalam and
this, is my assistant,
Slammer.
Pleased to meet ya.
Just look around!
You won't find any finer
flying carpets in all of Cloud
Land!
Unless ya look somewhere else!
Ow!
How much are the carpets?
How much ya got?
One stick of gum, and
three faucet washers.
Sold!
[Luigi:] Is this
carpet fireproof?
Fireproof,
waterproof, and goofproof!
Guaranteed to last
until it falls apart.
Great!
Come on Luigi!
Now we can fix that
old Koopa snow blower.
I'm not sure this fireproof
carpet is worth three faucet
washers.
Not to mention a stick of gum!
Uh oh, there's
that creepo Koopa!
Have I got a hot one
for you, drain brains.
Maybe Sam Shalam,
meant fire-poof!
Yipes!
Help!
We're gondolas!
That's
goners
Luigi!
And you're right!
Screamin' spumoni!
Look out ground!
Here we come!
Look Princess!
Mario and Luigi's flying
carpet has become invisible!
It's not invisible!
They're crashing!
Oh, what can we
catch them with?
How 'bout the town trampoline?
Get it quick!
Whoa!
Look!
They're tryin' to save us!
Let's get under him!
Left!
No, to the right!
A little to the left!
Whoa!
Unh!
Whoa!
Leapin' lasagna!
We're falling up!
That's right!
Now we can get our money back
from that fast talking flying
carpet salesman.
Hi there!
Ready for a trade-in?
I got a spiffy little carpet,
that belonged to a little old
lady from Pastadena!
Slow down Shalam!
The last carpet you
sold us wasn't fireproof!
And we're really
burnt up about it.
Yeah!
We're tryin' to save
Pasta Land from Koopa,
and your lousy
carpet ruined everything!
Koopa?
Why did you not say so?
He stole his carpet from me!
That reptile reprobate
gives cheating a bad name.
Take any carpet you want!
No charge!
We'll take two!
Two?
Relax Luigi!
I got a plan to
throw Koopa for a loopa!
It's a cool crate dudes!
But where's the engine?
That's the beauty of having
wings made out of flying
carpets!
It doesn't need an engine!
Now if we just knew somebody
crazy enough to fly it.
You're gonna fly it!
M-me?
Would you rather
be the tail gunner,
and get shot at by Koopa?
Hey I may be crazy
but I'm not dumb.
That fireball tail gun
might keep Koopa away,
but how are ya gonna destroy
the Wicked Weather Satellite?
Funny you should
ask, Mr. Bomber dear!
You're gonna blast it
out of the sky with this!
Nothing like
relaxing in the sun,
eh Lakitu?
I prefer clouds myself, but
at least it's snowing and
freezing down there!
[laughs]
Control tower
to Captain Luigi.
You're clear for take off!
Maybe we should
do this tomorrow?
The weather isn't safe.
Luigi, if we don't do this
now the weather won't ever be
safe, and the Pasta people
will lose their kingdom!
Oh yeah.
Anybody else got a good
excuse for not going!?
Ok Luigi, take her up!
Hey Luigi!
We're flyin' upside-down!
We are?
No wonder I don't wanna look.
Uh oh!
I see cloudy days ahead!
Yeow!
The Mario Brothers!
Oh no!
My cloud has sprung a leak!
I'll fix those
flying faucet freaks,
for good!
Way to roll the
old rigatoni Luigi.
Hey Toad, are you ready
to blast that satellite?
Let's go, Mario bro!
Bombs away!
It's tickin', let's
give her a lickin'!
Special delivery
for stoopa Koopa.
[kaboom]
[cheering]
They stopped the snow!
Pasta Land's safe!
Ok that's it.
I'm tired of just
being bad, it's time,
to get rotten!
What?
Yeow!
Ahhh!
Yipes!
Don't ever steal a
used flying carpet.
Ahhhh!
I'll get ya next time,
you meddling Marios!
In honour of your heroism,
and for ridding the skies of
Koopa, Lakitu, and the
Wicked Weather Satellite,
the Pasta Land people bestow
upon you the rank of:
Pasta Land Heroes!
[cheering]
Does that come
with spaghetti?
[laughter]
I can't believe it.
Yo Mario, come on
tell me the truth,
what do you think
of the costume ah?
You know something Luigi
I'm not even gonna talk to ya
after the way you tossed
me into that brick wall.
And beside that I was picking
concrete out of my hair for an
hour and a half.
What are you
talking crazy for?
Now come on tell me the truth,
what do you think of the
costume?
You look terrible ok?
Beside that you
make a lousy gorilla.
Oh thanks a lot I never
said nothing about your stupid
bunny suit.
You know something?
That reminds me I gotta
find those bunny ears.
The last time I saw em' Mama
was using them for oven mitts.
I gotta look for
my bunny ears.
Alright alright Luigi, you
clean up this mess around here
it looks terrible and I'm
gonna go look for my bunny
ears alright?
Clean up the
garbage, go ahead.
[growling]
I go through all the trouble
to put on a suit that would
fool a real gorilla,
and what do you get?
Oh great, big joke Mario.
Look at this, where'd
you get this ugly suit?
Oh sure, sure, very
funny, very funny.
Come on will ya?
Enough is enough.
Mario?
Mario?
Uh oh.
This is terrible, I've used
up fourteen pounds of bananas,
and I still don't know
which one of you is Luigi.
How many times
have I gotta tell ya?
I'm Luigi, I'm
the one that talks.
Yea, it could be a trick.
Besides, you ate the bananas.
But the real Luigi
can fix these pipes.
Let me at it!
Hey we don't
have a lot of time,
let's get this done
without any monkey business.
Monkey business?
[laughs]
Hey!
Brother or not
fella, you're hired.
That's not fair.
Now what am I gonna do?
Let's see here.
Just a minute.
Ah wait a minute I
got a question here,
that only Luigi would know.
How many warts on
Mama Mario's nose?
Lucky, lucky guess.
Hey!
We're not talking
about the one on her chin.
Ahh, I give up, you
two guys work it out.
I'm goin' to the Ball.
Ah he's just jealous
because, he don't have a date.
Listen, I got an idea: after
the dance I figure maybe we
can get some
espresso, some cannoli,
and a little spumoni.
Say you wouldn't happen to
know how to tango do ya?
I've been dying to meet
a girl that can tango.
Until next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪