Sonic Boom (2014) s01e38 Episode Script
New Year's Retribution
Grrr! Only a few more adjustments and the Auto-adjuster 3000 will be complete.
If only there were a machine to do this for me.
Huh? Where's my shifting spanner? My babies! Welcome to my world.
My baby! Sonic, it's urgent.
Get over here-- What took you so long? Some of my stuff's gone missing.
Did you check under there? -Under where? -[sniggers.]
There's only one person evil enough to do this.
Eggman! [laughs.]
Oh, "underwear".
I get it.
Oh I just repaired that door from the last time you broke it.
You can't just buy evil lair doors at the corner store.
It's a special order.
What did you do with Tails' tools? Tails' tools are missing? So are mine.
-They're getting braver.
-Who? Huh? Never you mind.
Get out of here.
Scoot.
I'll bill you for the door.
I don't think Eggman's behind this.
I've come up with a foolproof plan to catch the real thief.
That's your plan? What? This is how you catch stuff.
-Haven't you ever watched TV? -Hmm [Eggman grunting.]
My worst nightmare has come true.
The one where you're speaking at a robot conference and realise you're standing in a puddle of your own oil? And then you wake up and find out you oiled the bed? I didn't want to say anything in front of Sonic, but there's a band of renegade robots out there watching my every move.
Plotting against me.
I bet they're behind the burglaries.
I can see you, you know.
Robots are so stupid.
Wait Maybe that's my problem.
I can't think like a robot.
Where are you gonna find someone that can think like a robot? I'm sending you two on a mission to find where the renegades are hiding.
-We won't disappoint you.
-It's too late for that.
So we take a left here another left here We're walking in circles.
Give me that! Can't you even figure out directions with a compass? That thing can tell us directions? You're hopeless.
I'll show you the right way.
[both.]
Aargh! Oh, no, we've been captured by the handsomest robots in the world! You look familiar.
Have we met before? I don't know.
Have you ever been to Gogoba Village? You're clearly both the same model robot.
That's impossible.
He has a hat.
[Orbot sighs.]
[Cubot gasps.]
It would appear that he's a rejected prototype of you.
-But what about me? -You're a prototype as well.
-So, then, what am I? -You're also a prototype.
-But what about -You're all Cubot prototypes.
But I have a hat! We've been living here since we escaped from Dr Eggman's lair.
After being programmed and tested, we were deemed not good enough.
So we escaped and went into hiding so Eggman couldn't dismantle us and recycle our parts.
We never planned to come out of hiding but Cute-Bot began to malfunction and we needed tools and electronics to fix her.
I'll put out the fire with this.
Don't use that, use sand.
[all gasp.]
When you've started as many accidental fires as I have, you get good at putting them out.
You mean you learn from your mistakes? No wonder Eggman stopped when he created you.
You're the ultimate prototype! No, you imbeciles.
He's the finished version.
[all gasp.]
Can you help us fix Cute-Bot? Hmm let me see.
Her condition is worse than I thought.
Maybe Dr Eggman will know what to do.
If Eggman finds us, he'll toss us into the metal crusher and scrap us.
Yeah, that sounds like him.
All right uh I got nothing.
Perhaps we should visit Tails.
He'll know how to fix Cute-Bot.
Yeah, let's do that.
What a great idea to use Orbot's idea.
You are a genius! Come on, everyone.
Follow me.
[sniffs.]
[snoring.]
-[Cubot.]
Ahem! -What Who Huh Did we wake you? No.
No.
I was just resting my eyes.
What Who Huh I'm up! Yes, very convincing.
If we all pretend you weren't sleeping, will you help us? Just one more minor adjustment Don't you wish there was a machine to do that for you? Testify, brother.
Holy cow! She's better than ever.
I think these may be yours.
We uh ahem found them in the woods.
My babies! Don't worry, I kept your room exactly the way you left it.
You guys don't have to steal stuff.
If you need more repairs, just ask.
We're happy to help.
And by "we" I mean Tails.
When we get home I have ice cream.
I meant for you and me.
I believe it's time for us to leave as well.
You can't! We need the ultimate Cubot to be our leader.
He's so much smarter than the rest of us.
That's like being the healthiest item at Meh Burger.
Exactly.
That's why I have to stay.
[Cubots cheer.]
They're not the brightest.
I see how it is.
Very well, I wish you luck.
But as for me, I shall return home to our beloved Dr Eggman.
[cheering.]
-Where have you imbeciles been? -It's great to be home.
Where's the other one? What's his name, Q-bert? Cubot chose to live among the renegades.
You found them? Cubot can't stay there, he Represents the perfection of the Cubot series? What? No.
I could never perfect the Cubot series.
I finally gave up and moved on to the Orbot series.
-You're the perfect Cubot.
-Really? It's not much of an accomplishment.
It's like being the perfect Cubot.
We've got to get him back.
He knows too many lair secrets.
And destroy the renegades.
Where are they? Um I don't remember.
All these renegade robot bases look the same.
If only I implanted some sort of tracking device in you so I can find out where you've been Oh, wait, I did.
I probably should have sprung for the wireless option.
What's the meaning of life? Teach me to juggle.
What does a self-destruct button do? Ha! Can you believe how dumb these guys are, Orb Oh, right.
Did another Cubot press his self-destruct button? -[explosion.]
-Oh, come on, guys! -[gasps.]
-Hello, boys.
I'm back! He'll destroy us! I know what to do.
Run! When I told you to follow me, you all ran off.
Now I tell you to run and you just stand there? What's wrong with you guys? We'll take it from here.
Agh! I'm sorry for ditching you to become the king of these dopes.
If it makes you feel better, I've come to expect this from you.
Yeah, me too.
Can you believe Eggman's attacking me? It's not an attack, it's um a rescue mission.
Dr Eggman said he had to get you back because you're the perfect robot.
Ahh! Ow! Get off of me, you mechanical mieskeit! Ugh! Huh? Ha! Now look what you made me do.
Retreat! Farewell, my people.
You will always be in my heart.
But I've got to scram.
Before Eggman returns we need to move you all to a place where you'll be safe.
Relatively safe.
When you're done, polish my boots, you boot-polishers.
Welcome home, Your Majesty.
If only there were a machine to do this for me.
Huh? Where's my shifting spanner? My babies! Welcome to my world.
My baby! Sonic, it's urgent.
Get over here-- What took you so long? Some of my stuff's gone missing.
Did you check under there? -Under where? -[sniggers.]
There's only one person evil enough to do this.
Eggman! [laughs.]
Oh, "underwear".
I get it.
Oh I just repaired that door from the last time you broke it.
You can't just buy evil lair doors at the corner store.
It's a special order.
What did you do with Tails' tools? Tails' tools are missing? So are mine.
-They're getting braver.
-Who? Huh? Never you mind.
Get out of here.
Scoot.
I'll bill you for the door.
I don't think Eggman's behind this.
I've come up with a foolproof plan to catch the real thief.
That's your plan? What? This is how you catch stuff.
-Haven't you ever watched TV? -Hmm [Eggman grunting.]
My worst nightmare has come true.
The one where you're speaking at a robot conference and realise you're standing in a puddle of your own oil? And then you wake up and find out you oiled the bed? I didn't want to say anything in front of Sonic, but there's a band of renegade robots out there watching my every move.
Plotting against me.
I bet they're behind the burglaries.
I can see you, you know.
Robots are so stupid.
Wait Maybe that's my problem.
I can't think like a robot.
Where are you gonna find someone that can think like a robot? I'm sending you two on a mission to find where the renegades are hiding.
-We won't disappoint you.
-It's too late for that.
So we take a left here another left here We're walking in circles.
Give me that! Can't you even figure out directions with a compass? That thing can tell us directions? You're hopeless.
I'll show you the right way.
[both.]
Aargh! Oh, no, we've been captured by the handsomest robots in the world! You look familiar.
Have we met before? I don't know.
Have you ever been to Gogoba Village? You're clearly both the same model robot.
That's impossible.
He has a hat.
[Orbot sighs.]
[Cubot gasps.]
It would appear that he's a rejected prototype of you.
-But what about me? -You're a prototype as well.
-So, then, what am I? -You're also a prototype.
-But what about -You're all Cubot prototypes.
But I have a hat! We've been living here since we escaped from Dr Eggman's lair.
After being programmed and tested, we were deemed not good enough.
So we escaped and went into hiding so Eggman couldn't dismantle us and recycle our parts.
We never planned to come out of hiding but Cute-Bot began to malfunction and we needed tools and electronics to fix her.
I'll put out the fire with this.
Don't use that, use sand.
[all gasp.]
When you've started as many accidental fires as I have, you get good at putting them out.
You mean you learn from your mistakes? No wonder Eggman stopped when he created you.
You're the ultimate prototype! No, you imbeciles.
He's the finished version.
[all gasp.]
Can you help us fix Cute-Bot? Hmm let me see.
Her condition is worse than I thought.
Maybe Dr Eggman will know what to do.
If Eggman finds us, he'll toss us into the metal crusher and scrap us.
Yeah, that sounds like him.
All right uh I got nothing.
Perhaps we should visit Tails.
He'll know how to fix Cute-Bot.
Yeah, let's do that.
What a great idea to use Orbot's idea.
You are a genius! Come on, everyone.
Follow me.
[sniffs.]
[snoring.]
-[Cubot.]
Ahem! -What Who Huh Did we wake you? No.
No.
I was just resting my eyes.
What Who Huh I'm up! Yes, very convincing.
If we all pretend you weren't sleeping, will you help us? Just one more minor adjustment Don't you wish there was a machine to do that for you? Testify, brother.
Holy cow! She's better than ever.
I think these may be yours.
We uh ahem found them in the woods.
My babies! Don't worry, I kept your room exactly the way you left it.
You guys don't have to steal stuff.
If you need more repairs, just ask.
We're happy to help.
And by "we" I mean Tails.
When we get home I have ice cream.
I meant for you and me.
I believe it's time for us to leave as well.
You can't! We need the ultimate Cubot to be our leader.
He's so much smarter than the rest of us.
That's like being the healthiest item at Meh Burger.
Exactly.
That's why I have to stay.
[Cubots cheer.]
They're not the brightest.
I see how it is.
Very well, I wish you luck.
But as for me, I shall return home to our beloved Dr Eggman.
[cheering.]
-Where have you imbeciles been? -It's great to be home.
Where's the other one? What's his name, Q-bert? Cubot chose to live among the renegades.
You found them? Cubot can't stay there, he Represents the perfection of the Cubot series? What? No.
I could never perfect the Cubot series.
I finally gave up and moved on to the Orbot series.
-You're the perfect Cubot.
-Really? It's not much of an accomplishment.
It's like being the perfect Cubot.
We've got to get him back.
He knows too many lair secrets.
And destroy the renegades.
Where are they? Um I don't remember.
All these renegade robot bases look the same.
If only I implanted some sort of tracking device in you so I can find out where you've been Oh, wait, I did.
I probably should have sprung for the wireless option.
What's the meaning of life? Teach me to juggle.
What does a self-destruct button do? Ha! Can you believe how dumb these guys are, Orb Oh, right.
Did another Cubot press his self-destruct button? -[explosion.]
-Oh, come on, guys! -[gasps.]
-Hello, boys.
I'm back! He'll destroy us! I know what to do.
Run! When I told you to follow me, you all ran off.
Now I tell you to run and you just stand there? What's wrong with you guys? We'll take it from here.
Agh! I'm sorry for ditching you to become the king of these dopes.
If it makes you feel better, I've come to expect this from you.
Yeah, me too.
Can you believe Eggman's attacking me? It's not an attack, it's um a rescue mission.
Dr Eggman said he had to get you back because you're the perfect robot.
Ahh! Ow! Get off of me, you mechanical mieskeit! Ugh! Huh? Ha! Now look what you made me do.
Retreat! Farewell, my people.
You will always be in my heart.
But I've got to scram.
Before Eggman returns we need to move you all to a place where you'll be safe.
Relatively safe.
When you're done, polish my boots, you boot-polishers.
Welcome home, Your Majesty.