Steven Universe (2013) s01e39 Episode Script
Future Vision
All: # We are the Crystal Gems # we'll always save the day Steven: # and if you think we can't # All: # we'll always find a way # - # that's why the people # - # of this world # - Garnet: # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! 1x39 - "Future Vision" Steven: Okay, everyone.
I think we all know what's going on here.
I'm sure you knew this day was coming sooner or later.
I understand your concern, but that language was inappropriate.
I'm a Crystal Gem.
I'm a big boy now.
And I got to stop saying stuff like, "I'm a big boy now.
" Look, I'm sure this is tough, but let's all be positive about this.
Man, I guess I can't be in the Ninja Squad anymore.
Get out of my life, Ninja Squad! Yeah! New Ninja Squad! Mm.
That's everything for now.
Hmm? Oh.
Master of ceremonies bear bear.
I guess I should get rid of you, too? Nah.
You never know when I'll need a cool deejay for a fun party, right? Who-o-o-o-ah! - Uh.
Garnet! - Good morning to you, Steven.
Steven: Boy, I sure am lucky you showed up when you did.
- Luck's got nothing to do with it.
- Steven: Wait.
- What do you mean by that? - Garnet: Don't worry about it.
Steven: No, seriously.
How do you always know - where to be? - Garnet: Mmm.
I don't think you can handle that information.
Steven: Are you gonna tell me something cool about yourself? - Garnet: Nope.
- Steven: Aw, come on.
- I'm a large man now.
- Garnet: Well I guess you could say that I have a sort of future vision.
[Zing!.]
I'm able to see possible outcomes to most situations, which comes in handy since you seem to attract a lot of danger.
- Well, danger is my middle name.
- Garnet: That's a lie.
- Your middle name is cutie pie.
- Steven: Haaa! [mid-tempo music plays.]
Oon-dohng hah jah! Cha! Hana dool, dool dool.
Seht dool, neht dool.
Duh-suht dool.
Yuh-suht dool.
Il-gohb dool, yuh-duhlp.
Geh sohk hah jah! Hana dool, dool dool.
Seht dool, neht dool.
Duh-suht dool.
Yuh-suht dool.
Il-gohb dool.
Yuh-duhlp [Zap!.]
Garnet: Okay, we're done.
Steven: But the day still has so much potential.
Garnet, what are my breakfast possibilities? Garnet: Well, you're already outside, so you'll probably - go to the Big Donut.
- Steven: Wow.
That's amazing.
Um, do you see any possible futures where you, um, come with me and have a great time? Garnet: Hmm.
[Musical whirring.]
[Whirring resumes.]
[Whirring resumes.]
- Yes.
- Steven: [gasps.]
Really?! Then let's go! - So, can Pearl and Amethyst see the future, too? - Garnet: No one can see the future.
I can see options and trajectories.
Time is like a river that splits into creeks or pools into lakes or careens down waterfalls.
I have the map, and I steer the ship.
Steven: I see.
[Doorbell rings.]
So, what would happen if I said - hi to Sadie? - Garnet: The most probable outcome is that Sadie will say hi back.
- Steven: Hmm.
Hi, Sadie! - Oh, hi, Steven.
[laughs.]
Oh, that was an easy one.
What would happen if I said hi to my BFF, Lars? Our friendship is deep, but complicated.
So the outcome of this - experiment is way unpredictable.
- Garnet: I see a single potential future where Lars gives you a high five.
[gasps.]
Garnet: And two more potential futures where you suffer third-degree burns - all over your body.
- A high five from Lars! - Hi, Lars! - Ughh! - Steven: Ohh! - Criminy! Are you okay?! - That coffee was really hot! - I drink coffee for breakfast.
Steven: [nervous chuckling.]
Funny.
You know exactly what I want.
Any possible futures here where I'm hurt by this? Garnet: Hmm.
Mm.
Tons.
Steven: Uh like what? Garnet: Well, for starters [gasps.]
Garnet: you could just be going on about your business, eating your fry bits, and then suddenly you choke to death! [Plink!.]
[Whistle!.]
Or you get so distracted that you fall down a manhole! [Splash!.]
[Plink.]
You could get food poisoning, or be bullied by wasps.
[Wasps laughing.]
[plink!.]
And that's just a few instances off the top of my head.
Steven: W-What if I stand perfectly still? Garnet: You'll probably get a really bad sunburn.
Yeah.
Steven: Uh, Garnet, wait up! [Breathing heavily.]
[Music.]
[Zing!.]
[Shark growls.]
[Water gurgling.]
[plink.]
[Zing!.]
[Bonk!.]
[Plink!.]
[Zing!.]
[Flying saucer whirring.]
Cookie cat! You're real?! [Zap!.]
Oh, noo! I ever considered that you would be evil! [Plink!.]
[Panting.]
- Garnet: Steven.
- Steven: Aah! Garnet: Nice helmet.
[scoffs.]
[Chuckling.]
Yeah.
[Haltingly.]
You You never know when you're gonna ride a bike.
Garnet: And you're making a sandwich.
Steven: Yeah.
Just got to pick up the knife and s-spread the mayonnaise.
[Clears throat.]
Pick up the [whimpers.]
the knife! [Whimpering.]
Pick up [heart beating.]
kni-i-fe! Aah! [Panting.]
Garnet: Steven.
Steven: Wait! Wait! I've got it.
[Plop!.]
- That will kill you faster.
- Steven: Not funny! - Garnet: Oh.
- Amethyst: Nice noggin, Steven.
[Laughs.]
[Panting.]
Huh! - Pearl: We're ready, Garnet.
- Steven: Wait.
You're going on a mission? Hold on! Don't leave me! At least tell me what's gonna happen with my lunch! - Do I choke on a pickle? - Garnet: Mm, you don't choke - on a pickle.
- Steven: That means something - else happens with the pickle! - Pearl: Garnet! - Shouldn't we be going? - Steven, I can't be with you all the time.
Just trust me when I say that you are in control.
Do not go on the roof! No matter what.
[Thunder crashing.]
Steven: [whimpers.]
What could possibly happen to me on the roof? [Thunder crashes.]
Aah! [Wind whistling.]
Ugh.
[Breathing heavily.]
Okay.
Calm down.
Maybe I should just get a snack.
[Gasps.]
But what if [Zap!.]
Ooh! [Plink!.]
Ugh! How come you guys are back?! - We're made of magic.
- Yeah! Magic! [Plink!.]
[Both laughing.]
Steven: Aaaah! [Thunder crashes.]
Aah! Ugh! Master of ceremonies bear bear.
[Thinking.]
I'm a big boy now! Big boy now! Boy now! What's happening to me? I'm supposed to be a Crystal Gem.
I'm supposed to be a Crystal Gem! [Thunder crashes.]
Aaaaaah! Ugh! [Thunder crashing.]
[Music.]
[breathing heavily.]
Okay.
I'm here.
What are you gonna do to me, future? Garnet: Steven! Get off the roof! Steven: No! If something is going to happen - to me, just let it happen.
- Garnet: Steven! - You don't understand.
- Steven: No, you don't understand.
Everything I do shoves me violently towards the end! The more I know, the more I know that I don't know! I can't live like this! Why did you tell me about future vision?! What's going to happen to me on the roof?! - Garnet: This.
- Steven: W-What? Garnet: I knew you might do this if I told you about my power.
I saw this, and I told you, anyway.
- Steven: But why? - Garnet: I took a risk at your expense.
There was a chance you'd understand this, and we'd be closer.
Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you.
I should never have let one of them be me.
There are millions of possibilities for the future, but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality.
Please understand.
- You choose your own future.
- Steven: I do understand.
I [Thunder crashes.]
What am I doing? I guess I can't really see a future for myself up here.
[sighs.]
Mm.
[Breathing heavily.]
I'll watch out for myself from now on.
[Thunder rumbling.]
[zap!.]
- What was that? - Garnet: Oh, nothing important.
I think we all know what's going on here.
I'm sure you knew this day was coming sooner or later.
I understand your concern, but that language was inappropriate.
I'm a Crystal Gem.
I'm a big boy now.
And I got to stop saying stuff like, "I'm a big boy now.
" Look, I'm sure this is tough, but let's all be positive about this.
Man, I guess I can't be in the Ninja Squad anymore.
Get out of my life, Ninja Squad! Yeah! New Ninja Squad! Mm.
That's everything for now.
Hmm? Oh.
Master of ceremonies bear bear.
I guess I should get rid of you, too? Nah.
You never know when I'll need a cool deejay for a fun party, right? Who-o-o-o-ah! - Uh.
Garnet! - Good morning to you, Steven.
Steven: Boy, I sure am lucky you showed up when you did.
- Luck's got nothing to do with it.
- Steven: Wait.
- What do you mean by that? - Garnet: Don't worry about it.
Steven: No, seriously.
How do you always know - where to be? - Garnet: Mmm.
I don't think you can handle that information.
Steven: Are you gonna tell me something cool about yourself? - Garnet: Nope.
- Steven: Aw, come on.
- I'm a large man now.
- Garnet: Well I guess you could say that I have a sort of future vision.
[Zing!.]
I'm able to see possible outcomes to most situations, which comes in handy since you seem to attract a lot of danger.
- Well, danger is my middle name.
- Garnet: That's a lie.
- Your middle name is cutie pie.
- Steven: Haaa! [mid-tempo music plays.]
Oon-dohng hah jah! Cha! Hana dool, dool dool.
Seht dool, neht dool.
Duh-suht dool.
Yuh-suht dool.
Il-gohb dool, yuh-duhlp.
Geh sohk hah jah! Hana dool, dool dool.
Seht dool, neht dool.
Duh-suht dool.
Yuh-suht dool.
Il-gohb dool.
Yuh-duhlp [Zap!.]
Garnet: Okay, we're done.
Steven: But the day still has so much potential.
Garnet, what are my breakfast possibilities? Garnet: Well, you're already outside, so you'll probably - go to the Big Donut.
- Steven: Wow.
That's amazing.
Um, do you see any possible futures where you, um, come with me and have a great time? Garnet: Hmm.
[Musical whirring.]
[Whirring resumes.]
[Whirring resumes.]
- Yes.
- Steven: [gasps.]
Really?! Then let's go! - So, can Pearl and Amethyst see the future, too? - Garnet: No one can see the future.
I can see options and trajectories.
Time is like a river that splits into creeks or pools into lakes or careens down waterfalls.
I have the map, and I steer the ship.
Steven: I see.
[Doorbell rings.]
So, what would happen if I said - hi to Sadie? - Garnet: The most probable outcome is that Sadie will say hi back.
- Steven: Hmm.
Hi, Sadie! - Oh, hi, Steven.
[laughs.]
Oh, that was an easy one.
What would happen if I said hi to my BFF, Lars? Our friendship is deep, but complicated.
So the outcome of this - experiment is way unpredictable.
- Garnet: I see a single potential future where Lars gives you a high five.
[gasps.]
Garnet: And two more potential futures where you suffer third-degree burns - all over your body.
- A high five from Lars! - Hi, Lars! - Ughh! - Steven: Ohh! - Criminy! Are you okay?! - That coffee was really hot! - I drink coffee for breakfast.
Steven: [nervous chuckling.]
Funny.
You know exactly what I want.
Any possible futures here where I'm hurt by this? Garnet: Hmm.
Mm.
Tons.
Steven: Uh like what? Garnet: Well, for starters [gasps.]
Garnet: you could just be going on about your business, eating your fry bits, and then suddenly you choke to death! [Plink!.]
[Whistle!.]
Or you get so distracted that you fall down a manhole! [Splash!.]
[Plink.]
You could get food poisoning, or be bullied by wasps.
[Wasps laughing.]
[plink!.]
And that's just a few instances off the top of my head.
Steven: W-What if I stand perfectly still? Garnet: You'll probably get a really bad sunburn.
Yeah.
Steven: Uh, Garnet, wait up! [Breathing heavily.]
[Music.]
[Zing!.]
[Shark growls.]
[Water gurgling.]
[plink.]
[Zing!.]
[Bonk!.]
[Plink!.]
[Zing!.]
[Flying saucer whirring.]
Cookie cat! You're real?! [Zap!.]
Oh, noo! I ever considered that you would be evil! [Plink!.]
[Panting.]
- Garnet: Steven.
- Steven: Aah! Garnet: Nice helmet.
[scoffs.]
[Chuckling.]
Yeah.
[Haltingly.]
You You never know when you're gonna ride a bike.
Garnet: And you're making a sandwich.
Steven: Yeah.
Just got to pick up the knife and s-spread the mayonnaise.
[Clears throat.]
Pick up the [whimpers.]
the knife! [Whimpering.]
Pick up [heart beating.]
kni-i-fe! Aah! [Panting.]
Garnet: Steven.
Steven: Wait! Wait! I've got it.
[Plop!.]
- That will kill you faster.
- Steven: Not funny! - Garnet: Oh.
- Amethyst: Nice noggin, Steven.
[Laughs.]
[Panting.]
Huh! - Pearl: We're ready, Garnet.
- Steven: Wait.
You're going on a mission? Hold on! Don't leave me! At least tell me what's gonna happen with my lunch! - Do I choke on a pickle? - Garnet: Mm, you don't choke - on a pickle.
- Steven: That means something - else happens with the pickle! - Pearl: Garnet! - Shouldn't we be going? - Steven, I can't be with you all the time.
Just trust me when I say that you are in control.
Do not go on the roof! No matter what.
[Thunder crashing.]
Steven: [whimpers.]
What could possibly happen to me on the roof? [Thunder crashes.]
Aah! [Wind whistling.]
Ugh.
[Breathing heavily.]
Okay.
Calm down.
Maybe I should just get a snack.
[Gasps.]
But what if [Zap!.]
Ooh! [Plink!.]
Ugh! How come you guys are back?! - We're made of magic.
- Yeah! Magic! [Plink!.]
[Both laughing.]
Steven: Aaaah! [Thunder crashes.]
Aah! Ugh! Master of ceremonies bear bear.
[Thinking.]
I'm a big boy now! Big boy now! Boy now! What's happening to me? I'm supposed to be a Crystal Gem.
I'm supposed to be a Crystal Gem! [Thunder crashes.]
Aaaaaah! Ugh! [Thunder crashing.]
[Music.]
[breathing heavily.]
Okay.
I'm here.
What are you gonna do to me, future? Garnet: Steven! Get off the roof! Steven: No! If something is going to happen - to me, just let it happen.
- Garnet: Steven! - You don't understand.
- Steven: No, you don't understand.
Everything I do shoves me violently towards the end! The more I know, the more I know that I don't know! I can't live like this! Why did you tell me about future vision?! What's going to happen to me on the roof?! - Garnet: This.
- Steven: W-What? Garnet: I knew you might do this if I told you about my power.
I saw this, and I told you, anyway.
- Steven: But why? - Garnet: I took a risk at your expense.
There was a chance you'd understand this, and we'd be closer.
Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you.
I should never have let one of them be me.
There are millions of possibilities for the future, but it's up to you to choose which becomes reality.
Please understand.
- You choose your own future.
- Steven: I do understand.
I [Thunder crashes.]
What am I doing? I guess I can't really see a future for myself up here.
[sighs.]
Mm.
[Breathing heavily.]
I'll watch out for myself from now on.
[Thunder rumbling.]
[zap!.]
- What was that? - Garnet: Oh, nothing important.