Bunnicula (2016) s01e40 Episode Script
Uninvited
1
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
Barbara. Always a pleasure.
Hello, Arthur.
Are the girls
ready for their sleepover?
Girls! Becky's here.
So, I've been working
with the bees, out back.
I do that now.
Beekeeping.
Jiving with the hive.
Please, stop.
-Bye, Dad.
-Bye, Mina's Dad.
Bye, girls. Make good choices.
You'd better beehive.
(LAUGHS) Oh, bee humor.
I should have
them back around noon
tomorrow.
ARTHUR: Thanks, honey muffin?
Ugh, I beg your pardon?
-Honey muffin.
I made them myself
-(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
For you.
Ugh, is that pet hair?
I'm deathly allergic.
But, you won't
beelieve the flavor. (LAUGHS)
-Oh, bee humor.
-(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
Nailed it.
Hey, check
out this weird little gnome
I got from Madam
Poloudori's shop.
Isn't he perfect?
What's that on its back?
BECKY: Oh, he comes
with a backstory.
"I look like a gnome
cap all in red.
"But beware this deception
may it fill you with dread,
"for friendly I'm not,
and hungry I be.
"Danger.
Do not put this hat on!
Beware! Beware!"
Aw, he comes with accessories.
Hmm, where's
your little red cap, hmm?
You are gonna heed
that warning, aren't you?
You know, (STAMMERS)
with the dread and the danger.
Ah! Madam Poloudori
just adds those tags
to drum up sales.
(GIGGLING)
Don't do it! Mina's Dad said
to make good choices.
I can't watch.
Hmm, nothing happened.
BECKY: Lame.
(CACKLES)
Well, looks like it's
a boys' night tonight.
You, me, and deez bees.
(LAUGHS)
I am so lonely.
-Should we be concerned?
-Eh, he'll be fine.
(GNOME CACKLES DISTANTLY)
(GASPS)
Why would you buy
something so horrible?
I'm really into gnomes
right now.
A red cap
is basically the same thing.
Right?
BECKY: (ECHOING)
Red cap, red cap, red cap
(CACKLES)
Mina!
Geez! Always
with the dramatic exits.
(CHUCKLES) Fluffy.
(GRUNTS)
(HISSING)
Mina
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
(GROANING)
Ooh, mosquitoes
are getting big this year.
(LAUGHS)
So, what's the plan
for tonight?
Uh, the usual.
Jammies, makeovers,
the latest hot gossip.
And then, we marathon
all four films in
the critically-acclaimed
and Oscar-nominated
Gnome quadrilogy.
BOTH: Ugh, Becky.
Hey, I'm allowed
to have a hobby.
(CACKLING)
(GASPS)
(ROARS)
(GROANING)
(LAUGHS)
Whoa! You weren't kidding
when you said you were
into gnomes now.
MINA: When you go
hard on something,
you go all out.
Gnome clock,
gnome toiletries
Are these gnome-chucks?
Gnomes make me happy.
BOTH: You're so weird.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Hmm
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Hmm
(HUMMING)
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
(SLAMS REPEATEDLY)
(PANTING) Ya!
(CHUCKLES)
"Jiving with the hive."
(SPITS)
(GROANING)
(BABBLING)
(HISSING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Mina's in trouble!
-Wait, I don't follow.
Ah! Help!
We're coming, Mina!
MAN:
The Joy of Cooking People.
How To Cook Your Early Teen.
The first step when preparing
is to frighten it.
A good five seconds
of heart-pumping fear
should do the trick.
(GASPS)
(YELPS)
-Becky!
-What? What is it?
Your red cap just moved.
(STAMMERS) I saw it move.
MINA: Didn't we leave
that doll upstairs?
He just wanted
to hang out with us.
(SHUDDERING)
I'm gonna sit over here.
So, what are we looking at?
(GRUNTING)
-CHESTER: A garden gnome?
-(HISSING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
What is that thing?
(BABBLING)
HAROLD: Bunnicula
says it's a red cap.
A people eater.
And it's planning to eat
Mina and her friends.
Wait, wait.
It wants to eat Mina?
And her friends.
Hmm.
(BABBLING)
HAROLD: He says we need
to get the hat
off of the red cap
in order to seal
him back up again.
What do you mean, we?
Just go in there,
and do it already.
Oh, right. Vampire 101
He can't enter
a house without being
invited in first.
Mina's in trouble!
MAN: Step number two.
Let them marinate
a few minutes
in the uncertainty
of their safety.
(SCREAMING)
-Marsha
-It's taunting me.
BOTH: Cuckoo.
Harold, give me a boost.
(DOOR BELL RINGING)
Huh?
Oh, you're Mina's pets.
How'd you get
all the way over here?
-(WHISPERING) That's not Mina.
-Look.
(SINGING)
She has to let us in.
Turn up the charm.
Oh, I'm deathly allergic.
(SNEEZES)
MAN: Step three.
Season to taste.
Do you guys smell
Bayou Sprinkle?
He's seasoning them.
Mina. (GROANS)
Ugh. Useless.
Mina's doomed.
Harold, give me an update.
What's the gnome doing now?
Well, the handsome gnome
just declared his love
for the beautiful space-witch
gnome,
but the space-witch gnome
is actually in love
with his best friend,
the gnome detective.
And get this!
The gnome detective
has been in love
with the astronaut gnome
this whole time!
I just hope the astronaut
gnome recognizes
his true love
before it's too late.
The red cap, Harold,
not the movie.
You had one job
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Where could he have gone now?
MAN: And the final step
before enjoying
your hard-earned meal
Prepping the kitchen.
You want that oven
at a good baking temperature.
Don't want to overheat
that early teen.
350 degrees ought to do it.
Is the oven big enough?
These are growing girls,
after all.
Perfect.
-(SQUEAKING)
-Shiny.
(KISSING)
Set up something
a little fancier for yourself.
You deserve it.
How romantic.
-(SIGHS)
-We still have
a few more minutes
before the oven is pre-heated.
Any ideas?
Well, you know,
it's weird how Bunnicula
has no trouble
getting around
the Orlock Apartments.
Even though it's
like a bunch of little houses
inside of one big house.
Well, if Bunnicula
had a tiny house,
maybe he could use
it to get inside somehow.
CHESTER: A tiny house,
within a house?
You asked for new ideas.
Oh, come on!
Ah! First the doll
moving around,
and now this?
So, maybe the house
is a little haunted.
Oh, this is horrible.
I can't watch.
-(CLATTERING)
-Wait. What's that sound?
(PANTING)
Using Harold's dog house
to gain entry
into Becky's house?
A tiny house Brilliant!
(CHARGES)
-(ALL GASP)
-Okay, so it's a lot haunted.
-I'm going home.
-Oh, no, Marsha,
you got to stay.
You never spend
the whole night at sleepovers.
-We'll protect you.
-Yeah.
We haven't even gotten
to the shirtless gnome
scene yet.
-Shirtless gnome scene?
-That's the spirit.
Gnome abs await.
-(CRASHING)
-(COUGHS)
Whoo-hoo!
Ha-ha!
You think you gnome me?
Gnome more Mr. Nice Guy.
Uh, I'm starting to see
why you like gnomes so much.
(HUMMING)
(GASPS)
(ON TV)
You threaten my family
Gnome way I'm gonna
let you hurt
the people I love.
(YELLS)
(GASPING)
(SHUDDERS)
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
Gnomes, leave me alone!
(SOBBING)
Why won't the gnomes
leave me alone?
(CRYING)
BOTH: Cuckoo.
Argh!
-(SCREAMS)
-(GROWLING)
(GASPS)
Bunnicula!
(CACKLES)
Huh?
(SCREAMS)
I'm deathly allergic!
Shoo, shoo! (SNEEZING)
Phew. (CHUCKLES)
Whoo-hoo!
-(DIAL TONE)
-BARBARA: Aha. Hmm.
Hello, Arthur.
Barbara! What's all the buzz?
(CHUCKLES) Bee humor.
Yes, yes, of course.
Your daughter's pets
somehow found their way
into my home.
-If you could come
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-(BEES BUZZING)
-Arthur?
For you.
Did you grow a beard?
What beard?
(SCREAMING)
The bees! This is beetrayal.
Ow! Bee humor.
(ARTHUR GROANING)
Ugh. Sleepover's over.
Thanks, Dad.
ARTHUR: Ow!
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
(SNARLS)
(LAUGHS)
Barbara. Always a pleasure.
Hello, Arthur.
Are the girls
ready for their sleepover?
Girls! Becky's here.
So, I've been working
with the bees, out back.
I do that now.
Beekeeping.
Jiving with the hive.
Please, stop.
-Bye, Dad.
-Bye, Mina's Dad.
Bye, girls. Make good choices.
You'd better beehive.
(LAUGHS) Oh, bee humor.
I should have
them back around noon
tomorrow.
ARTHUR: Thanks, honey muffin?
Ugh, I beg your pardon?
-Honey muffin.
I made them myself
-(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
For you.
Ugh, is that pet hair?
I'm deathly allergic.
But, you won't
beelieve the flavor. (LAUGHS)
-Oh, bee humor.
-(CAR ENGINE STARTING)
Nailed it.
Hey, check
out this weird little gnome
I got from Madam
Poloudori's shop.
Isn't he perfect?
What's that on its back?
BECKY: Oh, he comes
with a backstory.
"I look like a gnome
cap all in red.
"But beware this deception
may it fill you with dread,
"for friendly I'm not,
and hungry I be.
"Danger.
Do not put this hat on!
Beware! Beware!"
Aw, he comes with accessories.
Hmm, where's
your little red cap, hmm?
You are gonna heed
that warning, aren't you?
You know, (STAMMERS)
with the dread and the danger.
Ah! Madam Poloudori
just adds those tags
to drum up sales.
(GIGGLING)
Don't do it! Mina's Dad said
to make good choices.
I can't watch.
Hmm, nothing happened.
BECKY: Lame.
(CACKLES)
Well, looks like it's
a boys' night tonight.
You, me, and deez bees.
(LAUGHS)
I am so lonely.
-Should we be concerned?
-Eh, he'll be fine.
(GNOME CACKLES DISTANTLY)
(GASPS)
Why would you buy
something so horrible?
I'm really into gnomes
right now.
A red cap
is basically the same thing.
Right?
BECKY: (ECHOING)
Red cap, red cap, red cap
(CACKLES)
Mina!
Geez! Always
with the dramatic exits.
(CHUCKLES) Fluffy.
(GRUNTS)
(HISSING)
Mina
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLS)
(GROANING)
Ooh, mosquitoes
are getting big this year.
(LAUGHS)
So, what's the plan
for tonight?
Uh, the usual.
Jammies, makeovers,
the latest hot gossip.
And then, we marathon
all four films in
the critically-acclaimed
and Oscar-nominated
Gnome quadrilogy.
BOTH: Ugh, Becky.
Hey, I'm allowed
to have a hobby.
(CACKLING)
(GASPS)
(ROARS)
(GROANING)
(LAUGHS)
Whoa! You weren't kidding
when you said you were
into gnomes now.
MINA: When you go
hard on something,
you go all out.
Gnome clock,
gnome toiletries
Are these gnome-chucks?
Gnomes make me happy.
BOTH: You're so weird.
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-Hmm
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Hmm
(HUMMING)
(LAUGHS)
(GASPS)
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTS)
(SLAMS REPEATEDLY)
(PANTING) Ya!
(CHUCKLES)
"Jiving with the hive."
(SPITS)
(GROANING)
(BABBLING)
(HISSING)
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
-Mina's in trouble!
-Wait, I don't follow.
Ah! Help!
We're coming, Mina!
MAN:
The Joy of Cooking People.
How To Cook Your Early Teen.
The first step when preparing
is to frighten it.
A good five seconds
of heart-pumping fear
should do the trick.
(GASPS)
(YELPS)
-Becky!
-What? What is it?
Your red cap just moved.
(STAMMERS) I saw it move.
MINA: Didn't we leave
that doll upstairs?
He just wanted
to hang out with us.
(SHUDDERING)
I'm gonna sit over here.
So, what are we looking at?
(GRUNTING)
-CHESTER: A garden gnome?
-(HISSING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
What is that thing?
(BABBLING)
HAROLD: Bunnicula
says it's a red cap.
A people eater.
And it's planning to eat
Mina and her friends.
Wait, wait.
It wants to eat Mina?
And her friends.
Hmm.
(BABBLING)
HAROLD: He says we need
to get the hat
off of the red cap
in order to seal
him back up again.
What do you mean, we?
Just go in there,
and do it already.
Oh, right. Vampire 101
He can't enter
a house without being
invited in first.
Mina's in trouble!
MAN: Step number two.
Let them marinate
a few minutes
in the uncertainty
of their safety.
(SCREAMING)
-Marsha
-It's taunting me.
BOTH: Cuckoo.
Harold, give me a boost.
(DOOR BELL RINGING)
Huh?
Oh, you're Mina's pets.
How'd you get
all the way over here?
-(WHISPERING) That's not Mina.
-Look.
(SINGING)
She has to let us in.
Turn up the charm.
Oh, I'm deathly allergic.
(SNEEZES)
MAN: Step three.
Season to taste.
Do you guys smell
Bayou Sprinkle?
He's seasoning them.
Mina. (GROANS)
Ugh. Useless.
Mina's doomed.
Harold, give me an update.
What's the gnome doing now?
Well, the handsome gnome
just declared his love
for the beautiful space-witch
gnome,
but the space-witch gnome
is actually in love
with his best friend,
the gnome detective.
And get this!
The gnome detective
has been in love
with the astronaut gnome
this whole time!
I just hope the astronaut
gnome recognizes
his true love
before it's too late.
The red cap, Harold,
not the movie.
You had one job
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Where could he have gone now?
MAN: And the final step
before enjoying
your hard-earned meal
Prepping the kitchen.
You want that oven
at a good baking temperature.
Don't want to overheat
that early teen.
350 degrees ought to do it.
Is the oven big enough?
These are growing girls,
after all.
Perfect.
-(SQUEAKING)
-Shiny.
(KISSING)
Set up something
a little fancier for yourself.
You deserve it.
How romantic.
-(SIGHS)
-We still have
a few more minutes
before the oven is pre-heated.
Any ideas?
Well, you know,
it's weird how Bunnicula
has no trouble
getting around
the Orlock Apartments.
Even though it's
like a bunch of little houses
inside of one big house.
Well, if Bunnicula
had a tiny house,
maybe he could use
it to get inside somehow.
CHESTER: A tiny house,
within a house?
You asked for new ideas.
Oh, come on!
Ah! First the doll
moving around,
and now this?
So, maybe the house
is a little haunted.
Oh, this is horrible.
I can't watch.
-(CLATTERING)
-Wait. What's that sound?
(PANTING)
Using Harold's dog house
to gain entry
into Becky's house?
A tiny house Brilliant!
(CHARGES)
-(ALL GASP)
-Okay, so it's a lot haunted.
-I'm going home.
-Oh, no, Marsha,
you got to stay.
You never spend
the whole night at sleepovers.
-We'll protect you.
-Yeah.
We haven't even gotten
to the shirtless gnome
scene yet.
-Shirtless gnome scene?
-That's the spirit.
Gnome abs await.
-(CRASHING)
-(COUGHS)
Whoo-hoo!
Ha-ha!
You think you gnome me?
Gnome more Mr. Nice Guy.
Uh, I'm starting to see
why you like gnomes so much.
(HUMMING)
(GASPS)
(ON TV)
You threaten my family
Gnome way I'm gonna
let you hurt
the people I love.
(YELLS)
(GASPING)
(SHUDDERS)
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
Gnomes, leave me alone!
(SOBBING)
Why won't the gnomes
leave me alone?
(CRYING)
BOTH: Cuckoo.
Argh!
-(SCREAMS)
-(GROWLING)
(GASPS)
Bunnicula!
(CACKLES)
Huh?
(SCREAMS)
I'm deathly allergic!
Shoo, shoo! (SNEEZING)
Phew. (CHUCKLES)
Whoo-hoo!
-(DIAL TONE)
-BARBARA: Aha. Hmm.
Hello, Arthur.
Barbara! What's all the buzz?
(CHUCKLES) Bee humor.
Yes, yes, of course.
Your daughter's pets
somehow found their way
into my home.
-If you could come
-(DOORBELL RINGING)
-(BEES BUZZING)
-Arthur?
For you.
Did you grow a beard?
What beard?
(SCREAMING)
The bees! This is beetrayal.
Ow! Bee humor.
(ARTHUR GROANING)
Ugh. Sleepover's over.
Thanks, Dad.
ARTHUR: Ow!