Gintama (2005) s01e40 Episode Script
Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy
[Trailer.]
[Starring Jo Otononaji [Note: Name literally means "adult circumstances".]
No way! I'd rather die than bend my principles! [The time to fight is now.
.]
Aliens?! It's all over! Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive? Alien vs.
Yakuza [Alien vs.
Yakuzaã [Now playingã Hey, Otsune.
A man talks with his back.
[âAlien vs.
Yakuzaâ starring Jo Otonanoji a.
k.
a.
âJo Broâã [The hit movie now playing in Edo.
Even that man cried emotional tears.
.]
Whyâs it have to be just before quitting time? Seems something alien attached itself to the fuselage during the flight.
Huh? Youâre not suggesting an alien or something is stuck to itâ¦? Which reminds me.
Did you see âAlien vs.
Yakuzaâ? Man, it was awesome⦠I havenât seen the series since âAlien 2.
â Really, itâs not that good, is it? No, youâve got to see it.
The latest oneâs awesome! Thereâs this army of aliens, right, and they fight a bunch of Jo Bro clones⦠â¦and no matter which side wins, only death awaits them in Edo! Whyâs that? Whyâs Edo going to be destroyed because of Jo Bro? You know what? I was actually more afraid of Jo Bro.
That so? Then letâs hope itâs not Jo Bro thatâs stuck to the fuselage.
Itâs for real! Shut up! Keep your voices down! Iâve got a hangover and my head is absolutely killing me! I come all the way to Earth and still Iâve got to exterminate Aliens.
For crying out loud⦠This was supposed to be a personal trip.
You guys mechanics? Thereâs a good chance that monsterâs main body has escaped into Edo.
Edoâs in big trouble.
Would you tell the police for me? Just tell them Umibozuâs calling.
["Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy".]
Hello? Odd Jobs.
Hello.
Itâs me.
Me.
Who are you? Itâs me! Iâm in big trouble.
Is that you, Gin-chan? Thatâs right.
Itâs Gin-chan⦠Gin-chan.
I got into an accident and hit a pregnant woman.
Iâm in deep trouble.
Finish her off and run away.
What?! How could you say that? Thatâs awful! Anyway, I need money.
If you donât hurry, Iâll be arrested.
Seriously? I need you to immediately deposit the money to this bank account⦠[Note: In Japanese, the word âdepositâ sounds similar to the term that means âthrowing rice.
â.]
That hurt.
I wiped too hard.
Man, weâve got to get a bidet.
Huh? Did somebody just leave? Yeah.
That was Kagura-chan.
She went rushing out in a panic after taking a call.
Whatâs that about? Mustâve been a call from her home.
Maybe they want her to return.
Thatâd be great.
Itâd be a lot quieter around here.
More importantly⦠Gin-san, you gotta check this out.
The âItâs Meâ con artist? Itâs a new scam where the con artist calls on the phone without saying their name, just saying âItâs meâ and letting you assume itâs someone you know.
Then they say theyâre in trouble and need you to wire money to them.
I wouldnât deposit money no matter who was in trouble.
Remember that, Shinpachi.
The only one whoâd fall for that is some stupid girl with Amazonian strength.
Umibozu? Whatâs that? You donât know, Okita-san? Everybody knows.
Let me see that.
Hey, donât push.
Phew! Somebody reeks! Wash your underarms! In simple terms, heâs an alien buster.
A space exterminator who hunts and eradicates the most dangerous aliens in the galaxy.
Heâs celebrated as the strongest of all the exterminators.
He has secret ties with planetary authorities everywhere.
Heâs a man who has traveled the stars and battled countless monsters.
Heâs known only as âUmibozuâ⦠Heâs a living legend.
Ohh⦠So whatâs a legend doing here? Seems an alien escaped into Edo.
We appreciate you coming here to warn us.
We will handle it from here, so please rest assured.
However, I never thought I would meet the Umibozu.
I am honored.
Are you here on Earth to hunt aliens? You say that like Iâm hunting mushrooms! Iâm here on private business.
Iâm pursuing someone much more troublesome than any alien.
Someone who troubles even the famed Umibozu-dono? A woman, I take it.
She is indeed a woman.
No question about that.
[Oedo Bank & Trust.]
Maâam, whatâre you doing?! Iâm sorry.
Gin-chan told me on the phone! Heâll get in trouble if I donât âthrow rice!â Huh? Throw rice? Miss, Miss⦠You donât throw rice.
Donât you mean âdepositâ? Anyway, I have to do this! No, you must be referring to âdepositâ! Donât bother me, four eyes! Weâre sorry about the commotion.
Sir, how can I help you? Sir? What? Umibozu? Whatâs such a big shot doing here? Huh? Toshi, is something wrong? Itâs nothing, Chief.
We have to act quickly or weâll have a major problem.
A parasitic alien has entered Edo.
Alien? Itâs all over, Alien!! Prepare for Samurai Justice!! Hey, Toshi, whatâs going on? Did something happen? Jo Bro, we shall avenge you!! Jo-san? What happened? Did something happen to a guy named Jo-san? Jo Bro, we love you!! I donât entirely understand⦠but listen carefully.
This alien can take over any organismâa dog, a catâ anything as its host.
Its intelligence is low, but its adaptability makes it deadly! The quickest way to tell if someoneâs been taken over by it is to look at their face.
There will be bruises.
Look for a panda! The parasiteâs host⦠will have black circles around their eyes.
Understand, men? Look for a panda! We must⦠stop it before it causes any damage.
Look for a panda! Not likeâ¦a real pandaâ¦you know.
Iâm at the Oedo Bank & Trust, where a robber has barricaded himself inside.
We can see the robberâs face! What are those dark circles around his eyes? He must be sleep deprived! A panda.
Testing, testing⦠This is a message for the robber! You are completely surrounded.
Come out peacefully.
Weâre too late.
What? You donât mean that Kagura-chan did this? Kagura is responsible? Thatâs right.
She was tricked by the âItâs Meâ scam and tried to deposit money.
But, of course, she doesnât have any money.
And thatâs what led to this violent act.
Oh no⦠What should we do? What can we do? Gin-san? This is a message for the robber⦠Hey, whatâre you people doing?! I donât think I can beat her, but if I donât try to stop her, who will? If her family were here, theyâd do the same.
G-Gin-san⦠Iâm in too.
Itâs too dangerous! Kagura-chan! Our mistake.
A monster! Well⦠Iâm glad⦠seems Kagura-chan isnât the robber.
Yes, youâre right.
But wasnât something attacking her? That mustâve been, you know, her father.
That call mustâve been from her father.
They were meeting here.
Oh, so that was her father giving her a big hug.
They want time alone, just father and daughter.
We really shouldnât disturb their reunion⦠Gin-chan, thatâs cruel.
Why didnât you rescue me? Whatâre you doing? Whatâs that all over you?! Is that your fatherâs guts! I threw a lot of rice for you, Gin-chan.
What happened to the priest? Did you settle it? [Note: A play on the word ninpu meaning pregnant woman and shinpu meaning priest.]
Whatâs this about a priest? How did that guy scam you?! What is that? Is that your dad? Thatâs not my dad!! It just appeared and started spewing all over the place.
Itâs still spewing! Let go! Let go!! Bad Kagura-chan! Let go of us! Iâm taking both of you with me! Oh, found you.
Hey, that umbrella⦠Iâve been looking for you⦠Kagura.
Pappy? Paâ¦Pappy?! [Starring Jo Otononaji.]
No way! Iâd rather die than break my principles! I was totally moved.
Jo Bro is the best! Yes, I cried.
It was the best.
Aliens are scum! Aliens?! Itâs all over! Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive? Aliens vs Yakuza [Aliens vs Yakuza.]
[Now playing.]
Hey, Otsune.
A man talks with his back.
Testing, testing.
This is a message for the alien.
You are completely surrounded.
Give up this pointless resistance and come out peacefully, alien.
Your mother back in your hometown is crying! She didnât raise you to be this kind of alien.
What kind of alien is that? It doesnât matter if youâre an alien or human, anyone who makes his mother cry is a loser.
Right, mother? Say something.
What? Sheâs here? Its mother is here? Mommy doesnât know you anymore⦠Ever since that day three years ago, mommy wants to sayâ¦she no longer has a son! Chief! Youâre dead meat, Alien scum! Totally dead! No, this isnât an alien.
Chief, speak to me! Someoneâs coming out.
Ready! Just come with me! Iâll treat you to a marron parfait! Let go! Donât walk so close! Whatâs the matter? Are you embarrassed to be with your father?! What is it? What part of me is embarrassing? Tell me and pappy will fix it! Itâs too late to fix it.
Kagura-chan, thereâs nothing a man canât fix! I can make amends for any mistake! Itâs impossible! Once your hair falls out, it never comes back! Excuse me, Iâd like a marron parfait, too.
No, wait a minute.
Maybe Iâll have a fruit parfait, after all.
What should I have? What? Umibozu?! Umibozu⦠What? Heâs Kaguraâs father?! Umibozu? What is that, some sort of phantom? [Note: "bozu" means priest, and is slang for bald.
.]
Heâs not bald, but his hair is thinning.
Hey, what do you mean by âthinningâ? Iâm just thin on top.
Umibozu is the fiercest Alien Buster ever.
His name is known throughout galaxy.
The wandering exterminator.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Iâve heard of him.
The balding janitor.
Itâs âbusterâ, not "janitor"! Who is this jerk? He makes your Pappy mad.
Can I kill him? Calm down, Thinner.
Thinnerâ¦? Huh? That sounds like âWinner,â so it might be cool.
Thinner, let me introduce you.
This guy with the hopeless specs is Shinpachi.
What do you mean, hopeless? And this guy with the stupid fuzzy-head is Gin-chan.
Whatâs with the stupid? These are the guys Iâm looking after while on Earth.
Please get along.
Hmph.
Are you sure they werenât planning something illegal? The streets are overflowing with people who want to misuse the strength of the Yato.
What? What do you mean by âmisuseâ? You talking about grating a radish on your head? A father who abandoned his daughter has no right to talk.
Iâve been hunting feverishly for her ever since I took my eyes off her for a second and she disappeared.
Girls this age are difficult.
Theyâre as fragile as a glass sculpture.
Whatâre you talking about? Your brain is as fragile as a glass sculpture! You talk big, with your big hair.
But, when you pass thirty, itâll happen so quickly.
Before you know it, the follicle goddess will abandon you too! Come on, stop that, you two! At any rate, I canât leave my daughter in the hands of someone like you.
Iâm taking Kagura-chan home with me! You donât get to decide that! Kagura-chan, thereâs no excuse for domestic violence! Pappy, you ignored your family and did whatever you pleased.
I donât want you meddling in my life now.
I donât interfere in your lifeâ¦so donât interfere in mine! I came to Earth on my own.
Iâll go home on my own.
Kagura-chan⦠Family is like a birdâs nest.
A bird canât keep on flying forever.
If thereâs no nest to go home to, sheâll eventually fall to the ground.
Pappy, youâre a migratory bird.
You donât need a nest.
Iâm the same way.
I donât need a nest; a wooden perch is enough.
Then whatâs so special about this wooden perch? Is there something that you can only get here? What would I gain by going back home? Iâll perch wherever I like and fly from there.
Kid! Donât talk like you know it all.
You still think Iâm a kidâ¦Baldy? Huh? What is this feeling? Hey, theyâre going to⦠Kagura-chan! All right, carefully move it outside.
Hijikata-san, whatâre we going to use this nasty corpse for? The Immigration officers said to bring it in.
Some VIP wants it, they said.
Youâd think he could find something better to collect⦠Is this the kind of monster Umibozu always fights? Makes me wonder which one is the real monster.
And to think heâs that China girlâs father! Not exactly the family type.
There are two kinds of men.
One is the protective type who seeks to protect his home and family.
The other is the hunter type who leaves that home in search of prey.
In that man's eyes, I see the hunter.
But even more⦠I see a beast.
Heâs not the type that can stay peacefully at home.
Iâm afraid that girl has lived a lonely life until now⦠Whatâs that?! What are they? Are they even human?! Do you think Iâd allow my unmarried daughter to live with a man?! Thatâs how you get a marriage forced by pregnancy! Iâm not a loose woman! And anyway, isnât that how you married mommy?! That bitch! She told you that?! Youâve got no right to preach, Pappy! I do! I wonât let you make the same mistake I did! Leave me alone already! Thatâs all youâve ever done anyway!! So Iâll decide for myself where and how Iâll live! Seems you really like this wooden perch.
Then all the more reason you should leave it.
Have you forgotten the beast blood that runs through our veins? The Yato instinct that makes us roam in search of prey? We are just beasts that can only live on the battlefield.
What happens when you put that beast in a peaceful place? You forget who you are⦠become self-destructive, hurt yourself⦠Stay here, and youâll snap this wooden perch in half.
If you love this place, then leave it.
If you donât want to come home, then come with me.
This isnât the place for you.
This isnât the sky we should fly in.
No.
I donât want to live a life where I just give up.
Iâm going to change here.
I know if I stay here, I can change.
Iâll stay with Gin-chan and the others.
Gin-chan? That guy? What can a bum like him do? You leave me no choice⦠Then Iâll take you with me by force.
Gin-chan! Mommy! What is it with you people?! Gin-chan, I⦠What do you think youâre doing? Donât be sticking your nose into a family argument.
That was another wild fight.
You and your daughter are a pair! Like father like daughter, huh? Go home.
The Earthâs too small for you, after all.
I think we can all see that now.
Go home with your father.
Letâs make this good-bye.
What? Why? Why are you saying that? Iâm never going back⦠Iâll stayâ¦foreverâ¦with you and the others⦠Wait⦠Stop it! Think about it.
This isnât where you belong, is it? Whyâ¦? Whyâ¦? Whyâ¦? [Preview.]
You fired her?! You fired Kagura-chan?! Does that mean she went home together with her father?! Gin-san, have you ever thought about Kagura-chanâs feelings? The next episode: "You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title.
" Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei [Third Year, Class Z, Ginpachi-sensei!.]
Stand! Bow! Take your seats! For today's lesson, I'd like to explain the difference between âAlienâ and âAmantoâ.
Sensei, I think the spelling for Alien is âAlienâ not âAliyanâ.
Shut up, this is more sophisticated and trendy.
In the first place, I donât want someone who canât even speak proper Japanese to point that out.
OK everyone, open the brochure for âAlien vs Yakuzaâ.
Sensei, I have misty eyes and I canât read this.
Please avenge Jo Bro.
Go to the nurseâs office and get a mayonnaise injection or something.
First of all, Aliens are⦠Sensei! I found out I am really alien.
What should I do? Go home and have a talk with your mom.
Sensei, Iâm hungry.
Why donât we finish this class? Sensei has decided to have curry for lunch, so no.
What do you mean by that? Itâs okay.
There was no meaning from the very beginning.
Okay, âAlien vs Yakuzaâ is now playing in theaters, so go and watch it, everyone.
Okay.
Iâm absolutely going to watch this movie.
[The End.]
[Movie âAlien vs Yakuzaâ.
Hasegawa is working part time at the movie theater.
.]
[Skit âGin-san vs Sadaharuâ.
Movies are such a tough business.
.]
[Starring Jo Otononaji [Note: Name literally means "adult circumstances".]
No way! I'd rather die than bend my principles! [The time to fight is now.
.]
Aliens?! It's all over! Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive? Alien vs.
Yakuza [Alien vs.
Yakuzaã [Now playingã Hey, Otsune.
A man talks with his back.
[âAlien vs.
Yakuzaâ starring Jo Otonanoji a.
k.
a.
âJo Broâã [The hit movie now playing in Edo.
Even that man cried emotional tears.
.]
Whyâs it have to be just before quitting time? Seems something alien attached itself to the fuselage during the flight.
Huh? Youâre not suggesting an alien or something is stuck to itâ¦? Which reminds me.
Did you see âAlien vs.
Yakuzaâ? Man, it was awesome⦠I havenât seen the series since âAlien 2.
â Really, itâs not that good, is it? No, youâve got to see it.
The latest oneâs awesome! Thereâs this army of aliens, right, and they fight a bunch of Jo Bro clones⦠â¦and no matter which side wins, only death awaits them in Edo! Whyâs that? Whyâs Edo going to be destroyed because of Jo Bro? You know what? I was actually more afraid of Jo Bro.
That so? Then letâs hope itâs not Jo Bro thatâs stuck to the fuselage.
Itâs for real! Shut up! Keep your voices down! Iâve got a hangover and my head is absolutely killing me! I come all the way to Earth and still Iâve got to exterminate Aliens.
For crying out loud⦠This was supposed to be a personal trip.
You guys mechanics? Thereâs a good chance that monsterâs main body has escaped into Edo.
Edoâs in big trouble.
Would you tell the police for me? Just tell them Umibozuâs calling.
["Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy".]
Hello? Odd Jobs.
Hello.
Itâs me.
Me.
Who are you? Itâs me! Iâm in big trouble.
Is that you, Gin-chan? Thatâs right.
Itâs Gin-chan⦠Gin-chan.
I got into an accident and hit a pregnant woman.
Iâm in deep trouble.
Finish her off and run away.
What?! How could you say that? Thatâs awful! Anyway, I need money.
If you donât hurry, Iâll be arrested.
Seriously? I need you to immediately deposit the money to this bank account⦠[Note: In Japanese, the word âdepositâ sounds similar to the term that means âthrowing rice.
â.]
That hurt.
I wiped too hard.
Man, weâve got to get a bidet.
Huh? Did somebody just leave? Yeah.
That was Kagura-chan.
She went rushing out in a panic after taking a call.
Whatâs that about? Mustâve been a call from her home.
Maybe they want her to return.
Thatâd be great.
Itâd be a lot quieter around here.
More importantly⦠Gin-san, you gotta check this out.
The âItâs Meâ con artist? Itâs a new scam where the con artist calls on the phone without saying their name, just saying âItâs meâ and letting you assume itâs someone you know.
Then they say theyâre in trouble and need you to wire money to them.
I wouldnât deposit money no matter who was in trouble.
Remember that, Shinpachi.
The only one whoâd fall for that is some stupid girl with Amazonian strength.
Umibozu? Whatâs that? You donât know, Okita-san? Everybody knows.
Let me see that.
Hey, donât push.
Phew! Somebody reeks! Wash your underarms! In simple terms, heâs an alien buster.
A space exterminator who hunts and eradicates the most dangerous aliens in the galaxy.
Heâs celebrated as the strongest of all the exterminators.
He has secret ties with planetary authorities everywhere.
Heâs a man who has traveled the stars and battled countless monsters.
Heâs known only as âUmibozuâ⦠Heâs a living legend.
Ohh⦠So whatâs a legend doing here? Seems an alien escaped into Edo.
We appreciate you coming here to warn us.
We will handle it from here, so please rest assured.
However, I never thought I would meet the Umibozu.
I am honored.
Are you here on Earth to hunt aliens? You say that like Iâm hunting mushrooms! Iâm here on private business.
Iâm pursuing someone much more troublesome than any alien.
Someone who troubles even the famed Umibozu-dono? A woman, I take it.
She is indeed a woman.
No question about that.
[Oedo Bank & Trust.]
Maâam, whatâre you doing?! Iâm sorry.
Gin-chan told me on the phone! Heâll get in trouble if I donât âthrow rice!â Huh? Throw rice? Miss, Miss⦠You donât throw rice.
Donât you mean âdepositâ? Anyway, I have to do this! No, you must be referring to âdepositâ! Donât bother me, four eyes! Weâre sorry about the commotion.
Sir, how can I help you? Sir? What? Umibozu? Whatâs such a big shot doing here? Huh? Toshi, is something wrong? Itâs nothing, Chief.
We have to act quickly or weâll have a major problem.
A parasitic alien has entered Edo.
Alien? Itâs all over, Alien!! Prepare for Samurai Justice!! Hey, Toshi, whatâs going on? Did something happen? Jo Bro, we shall avenge you!! Jo-san? What happened? Did something happen to a guy named Jo-san? Jo Bro, we love you!! I donât entirely understand⦠but listen carefully.
This alien can take over any organismâa dog, a catâ anything as its host.
Its intelligence is low, but its adaptability makes it deadly! The quickest way to tell if someoneâs been taken over by it is to look at their face.
There will be bruises.
Look for a panda! The parasiteâs host⦠will have black circles around their eyes.
Understand, men? Look for a panda! We must⦠stop it before it causes any damage.
Look for a panda! Not likeâ¦a real pandaâ¦you know.
Iâm at the Oedo Bank & Trust, where a robber has barricaded himself inside.
We can see the robberâs face! What are those dark circles around his eyes? He must be sleep deprived! A panda.
Testing, testing⦠This is a message for the robber! You are completely surrounded.
Come out peacefully.
Weâre too late.
What? You donât mean that Kagura-chan did this? Kagura is responsible? Thatâs right.
She was tricked by the âItâs Meâ scam and tried to deposit money.
But, of course, she doesnât have any money.
And thatâs what led to this violent act.
Oh no⦠What should we do? What can we do? Gin-san? This is a message for the robber⦠Hey, whatâre you people doing?! I donât think I can beat her, but if I donât try to stop her, who will? If her family were here, theyâd do the same.
G-Gin-san⦠Iâm in too.
Itâs too dangerous! Kagura-chan! Our mistake.
A monster! Well⦠Iâm glad⦠seems Kagura-chan isnât the robber.
Yes, youâre right.
But wasnât something attacking her? That mustâve been, you know, her father.
That call mustâve been from her father.
They were meeting here.
Oh, so that was her father giving her a big hug.
They want time alone, just father and daughter.
We really shouldnât disturb their reunion⦠Gin-chan, thatâs cruel.
Why didnât you rescue me? Whatâre you doing? Whatâs that all over you?! Is that your fatherâs guts! I threw a lot of rice for you, Gin-chan.
What happened to the priest? Did you settle it? [Note: A play on the word ninpu meaning pregnant woman and shinpu meaning priest.]
Whatâs this about a priest? How did that guy scam you?! What is that? Is that your dad? Thatâs not my dad!! It just appeared and started spewing all over the place.
Itâs still spewing! Let go! Let go!! Bad Kagura-chan! Let go of us! Iâm taking both of you with me! Oh, found you.
Hey, that umbrella⦠Iâve been looking for you⦠Kagura.
Pappy? Paâ¦Pappy?! [Starring Jo Otononaji.]
No way! Iâd rather die than break my principles! I was totally moved.
Jo Bro is the best! Yes, I cried.
It was the best.
Aliens are scum! Aliens?! Itâs all over! Yakuza? Or aliens? Which one will survive? Aliens vs Yakuza [Aliens vs Yakuza.]
[Now playing.]
Hey, Otsune.
A man talks with his back.
Testing, testing.
This is a message for the alien.
You are completely surrounded.
Give up this pointless resistance and come out peacefully, alien.
Your mother back in your hometown is crying! She didnât raise you to be this kind of alien.
What kind of alien is that? It doesnât matter if youâre an alien or human, anyone who makes his mother cry is a loser.
Right, mother? Say something.
What? Sheâs here? Its mother is here? Mommy doesnât know you anymore⦠Ever since that day three years ago, mommy wants to sayâ¦she no longer has a son! Chief! Youâre dead meat, Alien scum! Totally dead! No, this isnât an alien.
Chief, speak to me! Someoneâs coming out.
Ready! Just come with me! Iâll treat you to a marron parfait! Let go! Donât walk so close! Whatâs the matter? Are you embarrassed to be with your father?! What is it? What part of me is embarrassing? Tell me and pappy will fix it! Itâs too late to fix it.
Kagura-chan, thereâs nothing a man canât fix! I can make amends for any mistake! Itâs impossible! Once your hair falls out, it never comes back! Excuse me, Iâd like a marron parfait, too.
No, wait a minute.
Maybe Iâll have a fruit parfait, after all.
What should I have? What? Umibozu?! Umibozu⦠What? Heâs Kaguraâs father?! Umibozu? What is that, some sort of phantom? [Note: "bozu" means priest, and is slang for bald.
.]
Heâs not bald, but his hair is thinning.
Hey, what do you mean by âthinningâ? Iâm just thin on top.
Umibozu is the fiercest Alien Buster ever.
His name is known throughout galaxy.
The wandering exterminator.
Oh, yeah, yeah, Iâve heard of him.
The balding janitor.
Itâs âbusterâ, not "janitor"! Who is this jerk? He makes your Pappy mad.
Can I kill him? Calm down, Thinner.
Thinnerâ¦? Huh? That sounds like âWinner,â so it might be cool.
Thinner, let me introduce you.
This guy with the hopeless specs is Shinpachi.
What do you mean, hopeless? And this guy with the stupid fuzzy-head is Gin-chan.
Whatâs with the stupid? These are the guys Iâm looking after while on Earth.
Please get along.
Hmph.
Are you sure they werenât planning something illegal? The streets are overflowing with people who want to misuse the strength of the Yato.
What? What do you mean by âmisuseâ? You talking about grating a radish on your head? A father who abandoned his daughter has no right to talk.
Iâve been hunting feverishly for her ever since I took my eyes off her for a second and she disappeared.
Girls this age are difficult.
Theyâre as fragile as a glass sculpture.
Whatâre you talking about? Your brain is as fragile as a glass sculpture! You talk big, with your big hair.
But, when you pass thirty, itâll happen so quickly.
Before you know it, the follicle goddess will abandon you too! Come on, stop that, you two! At any rate, I canât leave my daughter in the hands of someone like you.
Iâm taking Kagura-chan home with me! You donât get to decide that! Kagura-chan, thereâs no excuse for domestic violence! Pappy, you ignored your family and did whatever you pleased.
I donât want you meddling in my life now.
I donât interfere in your lifeâ¦so donât interfere in mine! I came to Earth on my own.
Iâll go home on my own.
Kagura-chan⦠Family is like a birdâs nest.
A bird canât keep on flying forever.
If thereâs no nest to go home to, sheâll eventually fall to the ground.
Pappy, youâre a migratory bird.
You donât need a nest.
Iâm the same way.
I donât need a nest; a wooden perch is enough.
Then whatâs so special about this wooden perch? Is there something that you can only get here? What would I gain by going back home? Iâll perch wherever I like and fly from there.
Kid! Donât talk like you know it all.
You still think Iâm a kidâ¦Baldy? Huh? What is this feeling? Hey, theyâre going to⦠Kagura-chan! All right, carefully move it outside.
Hijikata-san, whatâre we going to use this nasty corpse for? The Immigration officers said to bring it in.
Some VIP wants it, they said.
Youâd think he could find something better to collect⦠Is this the kind of monster Umibozu always fights? Makes me wonder which one is the real monster.
And to think heâs that China girlâs father! Not exactly the family type.
There are two kinds of men.
One is the protective type who seeks to protect his home and family.
The other is the hunter type who leaves that home in search of prey.
In that man's eyes, I see the hunter.
But even more⦠I see a beast.
Heâs not the type that can stay peacefully at home.
Iâm afraid that girl has lived a lonely life until now⦠Whatâs that?! What are they? Are they even human?! Do you think Iâd allow my unmarried daughter to live with a man?! Thatâs how you get a marriage forced by pregnancy! Iâm not a loose woman! And anyway, isnât that how you married mommy?! That bitch! She told you that?! Youâve got no right to preach, Pappy! I do! I wonât let you make the same mistake I did! Leave me alone already! Thatâs all youâve ever done anyway!! So Iâll decide for myself where and how Iâll live! Seems you really like this wooden perch.
Then all the more reason you should leave it.
Have you forgotten the beast blood that runs through our veins? The Yato instinct that makes us roam in search of prey? We are just beasts that can only live on the battlefield.
What happens when you put that beast in a peaceful place? You forget who you are⦠become self-destructive, hurt yourself⦠Stay here, and youâll snap this wooden perch in half.
If you love this place, then leave it.
If you donât want to come home, then come with me.
This isnât the place for you.
This isnât the sky we should fly in.
No.
I donât want to live a life where I just give up.
Iâm going to change here.
I know if I stay here, I can change.
Iâll stay with Gin-chan and the others.
Gin-chan? That guy? What can a bum like him do? You leave me no choice⦠Then Iâll take you with me by force.
Gin-chan! Mommy! What is it with you people?! Gin-chan, I⦠What do you think youâre doing? Donât be sticking your nose into a family argument.
That was another wild fight.
You and your daughter are a pair! Like father like daughter, huh? Go home.
The Earthâs too small for you, after all.
I think we can all see that now.
Go home with your father.
Letâs make this good-bye.
What? Why? Why are you saying that? Iâm never going back⦠Iâll stayâ¦foreverâ¦with you and the others⦠Wait⦠Stop it! Think about it.
This isnât where you belong, is it? Whyâ¦? Whyâ¦? Whyâ¦? [Preview.]
You fired her?! You fired Kagura-chan?! Does that mean she went home together with her father?! Gin-san, have you ever thought about Kagura-chanâs feelings? The next episode: "You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title.
" Third year, class Z, Ginpachi-sensei [Third Year, Class Z, Ginpachi-sensei!.]
Stand! Bow! Take your seats! For today's lesson, I'd like to explain the difference between âAlienâ and âAmantoâ.
Sensei, I think the spelling for Alien is âAlienâ not âAliyanâ.
Shut up, this is more sophisticated and trendy.
In the first place, I donât want someone who canât even speak proper Japanese to point that out.
OK everyone, open the brochure for âAlien vs Yakuzaâ.
Sensei, I have misty eyes and I canât read this.
Please avenge Jo Bro.
Go to the nurseâs office and get a mayonnaise injection or something.
First of all, Aliens are⦠Sensei! I found out I am really alien.
What should I do? Go home and have a talk with your mom.
Sensei, Iâm hungry.
Why donât we finish this class? Sensei has decided to have curry for lunch, so no.
What do you mean by that? Itâs okay.
There was no meaning from the very beginning.
Okay, âAlien vs Yakuzaâ is now playing in theaters, so go and watch it, everyone.
Okay.
Iâm absolutely going to watch this movie.
[The End.]
[Movie âAlien vs Yakuzaâ.
Hasegawa is working part time at the movie theater.
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[Skit âGin-san vs Sadaharuâ.
Movies are such a tough business.
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