Steven Universe (2013) s01e41 Episode Script
Horror Club
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Com ~ [Insects chirping, door creaks.]
Sadie, better hurry up! I'm gonna lock you in! Hey, just a sec.
Aah! Steven: Don't be too scared.
It's just me.
I'm on my way over to a spooky-Movie party.
- You want to come? - Party? - Who's throwing it? - Steven: Ronaldo, the french fryman.
Ugh! That social napalm? Do what you want, man.
I got better things to do than Wax weird with Beach City's biggest bozo, Ronaldo.
Okay.
Oh, ha! Nice timing, Steven.
Hey, should we head over to Ronaldo's? Steven: Yeah! I'm-A get so scared! [Laughs.]
Night, Lars.
- Steven: Nighty-Night.
- Hey! Wait up! [Gasping.]
- So, where's this thing at? - Steven: It's right up there.
Steven! Welcome to my Beach City horror club.
[Laughs evilly.]
[laughter.]
More like comedy club.
[Laughs.]
Lars?! Oh! What are you doing here? Um uh, c-c-c-come in.
[Laughs.]
I'm scared already.
Ronaldo, right? Yeah.
I'm Sadie.
Nice to finally officially meet you.
- Boo! - Aah! [Laughs.]
Steven, you're friends with Lars? Steven: Yeah.
Isn't everybody? [Breathes deeply.]
- Oh, boy! - Steven: Yeah! Our first film tonight is a rare classic that hardly needs introduction "Evil bear 2: Bearly alive.
" What? I've seen that.
It's boring.
And that stupid fake C.
G.
bear! Hardly looks like it's - really killing anybody.
- C.
G.
?! Blasphemer! You saw the remake! I have the original.
A true fan would accept nothing less.
Whoa, man.
Take it down a notch.
Whoa, wait.
How did you get a copy of that? Can I see the box? Whoa! In this cut, you actually see evil bear eat the Hermit's leg.
Ho! Oh, is this gonna be a bit much for him? Steven: I can handle it! [Bear growls, woman screams.]
Yo, Steven, are you sure you can see with the couch in your way? - You're eating my leg! - Oh! [Laughs.]
Oh, did I miss the part where - you can see the sound guy? - Hey! - It was just getting good! - What's going on? - Probably just a fuse.
- Or maybe it's a gho-o-st? - [Chuckles.]
Good one.
- No, really.
What if it's a gho-o-o-o-st? As a skeptic of mortality, I've long suspected that this place might be haunted.
Aha! Spirit, I beseech you! Dude, cut it out.
You're being super-weird.
We wish to make contact! Please, spirit, send us a sign.
- Steven: [gasps.]
Whoa! - Whoa! - Ow! - Spirit, that was a good sign.
But could you send a couple more like that, just to be sure? [Indistinct whispering.]
Whoa! Aah! That's that's okay, spirit.
- You can rein it in a little! - How is this happening?! Steven: This is amazing! A real-life haunted house! [All scream.]
Look out! Let's get out of here! It won't open! [All gasping.]
I'm so sorry! I had no idea there was this violent of a presence here.
- Steven: It happens.
- No, it doesn't! - It's not a ghost! - Who cares what it is? We need to get out of here! You know, I deal with this kind of stuff on a regular basis, but, uh, you, uh, looked - pretty cool back there.
- Yeah? - Yeah! You really took charge.
- When stuff gets hairy, I just - keep my eyes forward, you know? - Once the civilians are safe, I'm gonna come back to investigate.
If you wanted to help [both laugh.]
- Is something wrong, Lars? - Oh, shh! [Children laughing.]
What is that? Lars: Oh, it's nothing! We're all just hearing things and seeing things and feeling things that aren't real! [All growling.]
[gasps, screams.]
[Both straining.]
Aah! [All screaming.]
Aah! Have you ever seen a haunting this bad?! This is no run-of-the-mill haunting! It's a poltergeist! A "ghost" only haunts a house.
A poltergeist haunts a person! They're usually attracted to the terrifying inner world of the emotionally disturbed! You think stuff is coming after me?! How can you listen to this weird guy? He practically lives in a haunted house.
Don't you think maybe he had something to do with it? Steven: I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo.
[Groans.]
Sadie, you're not an idiot! - Both: Hey! - Do you believe all of this?! - I - All this stuff they've got to be doing it somehow.
We've got to ditch these guys.
Come on.
I'm not ditching anyone.
But what about me, huh?! Sadie, come on.
You always Huh? Aaaah! - Sadie? - The spirit took her! You're gonna drag us all down with you! Don't you even care?! [Weakly.]
Lars! The basement! - I don't see her anywhere! - Spirit, show yourself! Steven: It's close.
I can feel it.
It's hurting and obsessed.
[Shudders.]
- It should've been you! - Wh-What? It took her, but it should have been you, Lars! Steven: Whoa! H-Hold on, Ronaldo.
[Echoing.]
Lars.
[Creaking.]
- Hey! Let go! - Steven: Wait! Stop! What are you doing? [Screams.]
Spirit, I deliver the package of darkness! Return to us the innocent Sadie! Lars! C-Come on, man.
We used to be friends.
And you threw me away! [Screams.]
- Steven: Lars! - No, Steven! - He's not worth it! - Why does everything bad happen to me? [both screaming.]
[Gasps.]
[gasping.]
All: Sadie! [Coughs, gasps.]
Steven: It's a gem.
[All groan.]
This is the perfect clubhouse for the Beach City explorer club! [laughs.]
Secret clubhouse, right, Ronny? Zip! [Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
[groans.]
Lars, you're a riot! [Scraping.]
- Dude! - Just carving our names in! Pretty metal, huh? [Rumbling.]
Weird.
Holy smokes! The clubhouse is possessed! [Groans.]
Lars! Lars! When you turn on the TV tomorrow, this is what's gonna be on every station! B-B-But but you said this was secret.
Our first paranormal discovery! We're gonna take on the world together! Um let me just uh, I'll just, uh [Gasps.]
No! What are you doing?! - No, no, no, no, no! - I'm just tearing myself out.
Stop! [Strains.]
Let me see! [Gasps.]
What did you do? Oh! Oh, come on.
Ronny, know I can't let - people see me like that.
- What?! What's the matter with you?! Don't you know how important this was?! Aah! Why do you care so much about - what other people think?! - You wouldn't say that if you knew what other people say about you! Lars? Steven: Aah! Okay, shh.
I've got you.
When you were stuck in the wall, was the house like your body? You must have felt like you were under attack, back when carved his Lars carved - his name in you.
- Can I see that? Steven: Uh, sorry.
We should let it rest.
So, all that lashing out was just from feeling hurt - and trapped for so long.
- I didn't mean to rip it up, okay? You can stop talking - about me now.
- Wait! - Oh, Sadie, are you okay? - Uh, yeah.
I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles.]
We were both worried about I mean, I ran down here faster.
- Can we get out of here? - Steven: Sadie, you can come with me.
I think these two have - a lot to talk about.
- I bet.
I wasn't trying to make you look bad.
Ah, whatever.
It didn't matter.
- I don't care! - Hey, Lars - take it down a notch.
- Aah! ~ addic7ed.
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Com ~ [Insects chirping, door creaks.]
Sadie, better hurry up! I'm gonna lock you in! Hey, just a sec.
Aah! Steven: Don't be too scared.
It's just me.
I'm on my way over to a spooky-Movie party.
- You want to come? - Party? - Who's throwing it? - Steven: Ronaldo, the french fryman.
Ugh! That social napalm? Do what you want, man.
I got better things to do than Wax weird with Beach City's biggest bozo, Ronaldo.
Okay.
Oh, ha! Nice timing, Steven.
Hey, should we head over to Ronaldo's? Steven: Yeah! I'm-A get so scared! [Laughs.]
Night, Lars.
- Steven: Nighty-Night.
- Hey! Wait up! [Gasping.]
- So, where's this thing at? - Steven: It's right up there.
Steven! Welcome to my Beach City horror club.
[Laughs evilly.]
[laughter.]
More like comedy club.
[Laughs.]
Lars?! Oh! What are you doing here? Um uh, c-c-c-come in.
[Laughs.]
I'm scared already.
Ronaldo, right? Yeah.
I'm Sadie.
Nice to finally officially meet you.
- Boo! - Aah! [Laughs.]
Steven, you're friends with Lars? Steven: Yeah.
Isn't everybody? [Breathes deeply.]
- Oh, boy! - Steven: Yeah! Our first film tonight is a rare classic that hardly needs introduction "Evil bear 2: Bearly alive.
" What? I've seen that.
It's boring.
And that stupid fake C.
G.
bear! Hardly looks like it's - really killing anybody.
- C.
G.
?! Blasphemer! You saw the remake! I have the original.
A true fan would accept nothing less.
Whoa, man.
Take it down a notch.
Whoa, wait.
How did you get a copy of that? Can I see the box? Whoa! In this cut, you actually see evil bear eat the Hermit's leg.
Ho! Oh, is this gonna be a bit much for him? Steven: I can handle it! [Bear growls, woman screams.]
Yo, Steven, are you sure you can see with the couch in your way? - You're eating my leg! - Oh! [Laughs.]
Oh, did I miss the part where - you can see the sound guy? - Hey! - It was just getting good! - What's going on? - Probably just a fuse.
- Or maybe it's a gho-o-st? - [Chuckles.]
Good one.
- No, really.
What if it's a gho-o-o-o-st? As a skeptic of mortality, I've long suspected that this place might be haunted.
Aha! Spirit, I beseech you! Dude, cut it out.
You're being super-weird.
We wish to make contact! Please, spirit, send us a sign.
- Steven: [gasps.]
Whoa! - Whoa! - Ow! - Spirit, that was a good sign.
But could you send a couple more like that, just to be sure? [Indistinct whispering.]
Whoa! Aah! That's that's okay, spirit.
- You can rein it in a little! - How is this happening?! Steven: This is amazing! A real-life haunted house! [All scream.]
Look out! Let's get out of here! It won't open! [All gasping.]
I'm so sorry! I had no idea there was this violent of a presence here.
- Steven: It happens.
- No, it doesn't! - It's not a ghost! - Who cares what it is? We need to get out of here! You know, I deal with this kind of stuff on a regular basis, but, uh, you, uh, looked - pretty cool back there.
- Yeah? - Yeah! You really took charge.
- When stuff gets hairy, I just - keep my eyes forward, you know? - Once the civilians are safe, I'm gonna come back to investigate.
If you wanted to help [both laugh.]
- Is something wrong, Lars? - Oh, shh! [Children laughing.]
What is that? Lars: Oh, it's nothing! We're all just hearing things and seeing things and feeling things that aren't real! [All growling.]
[gasps, screams.]
[Both straining.]
Aah! [All screaming.]
Aah! Have you ever seen a haunting this bad?! This is no run-of-the-mill haunting! It's a poltergeist! A "ghost" only haunts a house.
A poltergeist haunts a person! They're usually attracted to the terrifying inner world of the emotionally disturbed! You think stuff is coming after me?! How can you listen to this weird guy? He practically lives in a haunted house.
Don't you think maybe he had something to do with it? Steven: I think you can stop being such a dink to Ronaldo.
[Groans.]
Sadie, you're not an idiot! - Both: Hey! - Do you believe all of this?! - I - All this stuff they've got to be doing it somehow.
We've got to ditch these guys.
Come on.
I'm not ditching anyone.
But what about me, huh?! Sadie, come on.
You always Huh? Aaaah! - Sadie? - The spirit took her! You're gonna drag us all down with you! Don't you even care?! [Weakly.]
Lars! The basement! - I don't see her anywhere! - Spirit, show yourself! Steven: It's close.
I can feel it.
It's hurting and obsessed.
[Shudders.]
- It should've been you! - Wh-What? It took her, but it should have been you, Lars! Steven: Whoa! H-Hold on, Ronaldo.
[Echoing.]
Lars.
[Creaking.]
- Hey! Let go! - Steven: Wait! Stop! What are you doing? [Screams.]
Spirit, I deliver the package of darkness! Return to us the innocent Sadie! Lars! C-Come on, man.
We used to be friends.
And you threw me away! [Screams.]
- Steven: Lars! - No, Steven! - He's not worth it! - Why does everything bad happen to me? [both screaming.]
[Gasps.]
[gasping.]
All: Sadie! [Coughs, gasps.]
Steven: It's a gem.
[All groan.]
This is the perfect clubhouse for the Beach City explorer club! [laughs.]
Secret clubhouse, right, Ronny? Zip! [Laughs.]
[Laughs.]
[groans.]
Lars, you're a riot! [Scraping.]
- Dude! - Just carving our names in! Pretty metal, huh? [Rumbling.]
Weird.
Holy smokes! The clubhouse is possessed! [Groans.]
Lars! Lars! When you turn on the TV tomorrow, this is what's gonna be on every station! B-B-But but you said this was secret.
Our first paranormal discovery! We're gonna take on the world together! Um let me just uh, I'll just, uh [Gasps.]
No! What are you doing?! - No, no, no, no, no! - I'm just tearing myself out.
Stop! [Strains.]
Let me see! [Gasps.]
What did you do? Oh! Oh, come on.
Ronny, know I can't let - people see me like that.
- What?! What's the matter with you?! Don't you know how important this was?! Aah! Why do you care so much about - what other people think?! - You wouldn't say that if you knew what other people say about you! Lars? Steven: Aah! Okay, shh.
I've got you.
When you were stuck in the wall, was the house like your body? You must have felt like you were under attack, back when carved his Lars carved - his name in you.
- Can I see that? Steven: Uh, sorry.
We should let it rest.
So, all that lashing out was just from feeling hurt - and trapped for so long.
- I didn't mean to rip it up, okay? You can stop talking - about me now.
- Wait! - Oh, Sadie, are you okay? - Uh, yeah.
I'm fine.
Oh, yeah.
[Chuckles.]
We were both worried about I mean, I ran down here faster.
- Can we get out of here? - Steven: Sadie, you can come with me.
I think these two have - a lot to talk about.
- I bet.
I wasn't trying to make you look bad.
Ah, whatever.
It didn't matter.
- I don't care! - Hey, Lars - take it down a notch.
- Aah! ~ addic7ed.
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