Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e43 Episode Script
Pop on Parole/The Babysitters
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[YAWN]
HMM
PERFECT!
GOOD MORNING, POP.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Pop: GOOD MORNING, SON.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
Man: OK,
INMATE 12483
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
NOW, REMEMBER.
IF YOU DON'T REPOR
TO YOUR PAROLE OFFICER
BY 5:00 TODAY,
YOU'LL BE RIGHT BACK
IN THIS CELL TONIGHT.
YOU CAN'T GO STRAIGHT!
IT'S TOO TOUGH
OUT THERE!
I'LL SAVE YOUR PLACE
AT DINNER.
YOU'LL BE BACK!
HEATHCLIFF,
BREAKFAST IS ON.
GRANDMA,
YOU SHOULDN'T--
STAND IN THE DOORWAY
WHEN YOU CALL
HEATHCLIFF TO MEALS.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
YELCH!
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
NO, I DON'T WAN
TO HAVE SOME.
AT LEAST TRY IT,
HEATHCLIFF.
AFTER ALL, GRANDPA BOUGHT I
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
[GULP]
UGH
WHAT KIND OF FOOD
WASTHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS ON SALE.
LUCKILY, I ONLY BOUGH
10 CANS OF IT.
GRR!
I THINK YOU MADE
YOUR POINT, HEATHCLIFF.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
DAD!
SON!
Grandma: WHO'S
AT THE FRONT DOOR,
HEATHCLIFF?
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT NEIGHBOR BOY.
HE'S THE ONE
WHO LIKES TO RING
THE DOORBELL
AND THEN RUN AWAY.
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
Pop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M HIDING YOU
FROM THE COPS.
YEAH, BUT--
THIS IS IGGY'S ROOM.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
[CRASH]
[SIGHS]
DON'T WORRY, POP.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
YOW!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'
LISTEN TO ME.
I'M FREE!
I WAS PAROLED TODAY!
PAROLED? WHY?
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
HEE HEE HEE!
I JUST STOPPED BY HERE
TO SAY HELLO.
NOW I'VE GOT TO GE
TO MY PAROLE OFFICER.
PAROLED
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR!
OH,
THAT'S FUNNY, POP.
HA HA HA!
NOW, LET ME GET BACK
TO WORK BEFORE
THE COPS GET HERE.
HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY,
HEATHCLIFF.
I THINK I'LL LIE DOWN
AND GET SOME SLEEP
WHILE YOU FINISH
BARRICADING US IN.
HA HA! PAROLED
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR!
HA HA HA!
POP!
UH-OH.
I BETTER GO GET HIM!
UGH! UGH!
HERE I COME, POP!
MAYBE HE'S HIDING OU
IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.
HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN MY POP?
WHAT YOU DOING
IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD,
HEATHCLIFF--
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?
NOW THAT YOU LIVE
THE SOFT LIFE,
MAYBE YOU FORGOT HOW TOUGH
IT IS AROUND HERE.
LOOK, HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN MY POP?
WE DON'T REMEMBER HIM
TOO GOOD.
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
HAVE YOU GO
A PICTURE OF HIM?
WE--WE WERE ONLY
KIDDING EARLIER.
NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY POP?
NO, WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW
IF WE DO.
WON'T WE, BOYS?
Together: YEAH.
Heathcliff: MAYBE
HE'S DOWN AT THE DOCKS.
THIS WAS ONE OF POP'S
FAVORITE HIDEOUTS.
POP, ARE YOU UNDER THERE?
POP?
WHOA!
POP!
COME ON. LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.
UH, SORRY. I THOUGH
YOU WAS MY POP.
I'D BE SORRY
IF I WAS YOUR POP,
AND IF YOU'RE NOT OU
OF HERE BY THE TIME
I COUNT 3,
I'M GOING TO REARRANGE
YOUR WHISKERS.
1
2, 3.
[SNARLING]
WELL,
IT'S BEEN FUN,
BUT I GOT TO GO
FIND MY POP.
HAD ENOUGH?
I'VE GOT TO FIND MY--
POP!
OH, I GOT TO STOP POP
BEFORE HE ROBS THAT BANK.
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
COME ON, POP.
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
HEATHCLIFF, I TOLD YOU,
I'M A FREE MAN.
WELL, YOU WON'T BE FREE
FOR LONG, ROBBING BANKS.
I'M NOT HERE
TO ROB THIS BANK.
I'M REPORTING TO
MY PAROLE OFFICER
IN THAT BUILDING
ACROSS THE STREET.
OH, YEAH,
SURE, YOU ARE, POP.
OH, NO! IT'S THE COPS!
LET'S GO!
UH-OH!
HEY! LET ME
OUT OF HERE!
HEATHCLIFF!
GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!
GRR!
NO TIME TO PLAY
NOW, SPIKE.
THANKS, SPIKE!
[SPITS]
NOTHING PERSONAL, POP.
Pop: HEATHCLIFF, THIS TIME,
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
NOW, LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OK, POP. HIDING YOU
ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO WEAR A DISGUISE.
LOOK, HEATHCLIFF,
I TOLD YOU
NO TIME TO ARGUE
NOW, POP.
YOU WAIT HERE.
BETTER YET,
COME WITH ME.
OH, THIS IS
A DISGRACE!
Pop: NO! NO!
I WILL NOT BE SEEN
IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS!
Heathcliff:
COME ON, POP. YOU
LOOK KIND OF CUTE.
BESIDES, THE COPS
WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE
YOU IN THIS COSTUME.
HEATHCLIFF, I KEEP
TRYING TO TELL YOU
THE COPS AREN'T--
WHY, HEATHCLIFF,
YOU TWO-TIMING,
DOUBLE-CROSSING
CHEAT!
UH, SONJA,
WAIT A MINUTE.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
THAT'S MY POP.
YOUR POP?
THAT'S THE WORS
EXCUSE I'VE--
IT ISMY POP.
HE ESCAPED FROM PRISON,
AND HE'S WEARING A DISGUISE
SO THE COPS WON'T FIND HIM.
OH, WELL. THAT'S
A DIFFERENT STORY.
BESIDES, I KNEW
YOU HAD BETTER TASTE
THAN THAT.
HEY, GORGEOUS!
NEW IN TOWN?
[WOLF WHISTLE]
HEY, HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT?
[SNARLING]
AND NOW FOR MY AFTERNOON
APPOINTMENT. HEE HEE HEE!
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
LISTEN, SONJA.
I GOT TO GO CATCH POP
BEFORE THE COPS DO.
SEE YOU AROUND,
HEATHCLIFF.
HMM.
POP!
THE BANK!
POP, YOU ROBBED
THE BANK.
OF COURSE I DID.
YOU DIDN'T THINK
I WAS HERE TO SEE SOME
PAROLE OFFICER, DID YOU?
I GUESS YOU CAN'T TEACH
AN OLD CAT NEW TRICKS.
I HOPE POP IS OK.
Man: I THINK
YOU'LL BE WITH US
FOR A LONG TIME,
NUMBER 12483.
HEE HEE HEE!
HE'S SO CUTE
WHEN HE'S SLEEPING.
MY BABY!
LET'S SEE.
UH, I'LL MOVE
THE HORSY OVER HERE.
CHECKMATE.
AS USUAL.
WAAH! WAAH!
RIFFRAFF, DID YOU HEAR
A BABY CRYING?
COME ON, HECTOR.
A BABY
IN A JUNKYARD?
[LOUD CRYING]
Hector: WHAT DO YOU
CALL THAT?
Wordsworth: OH, I'LL BE SMITTEN,
IT'S A LITTLE KITTEN.
QUICK! PUT IT BACK!
YOU CAN'
LEAVE IT OUT HERE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITH A BABY KITTEN?
AWYOU HAVE
TO TAKE IT IN,
AT LEAST FOR THE NIGHT.
MAMA!
[LOUD CRYING]
[CRYING]
THAT BABY IS
DRIVING ME CRAZY!
YEAH. AND IT'S
KEEPING US AWAKE, TOO.
HE MUST HAVE BOUNCED
INTO THIS JUNKYARD.
I JUST HAVE TO FIND
MY BABY!
BABY!
OH, BABY!
COME ON, BABY.
THROW THE BALL
TO UNCLE RIFFRAFF.
THROW THE BALL.
[GIBBERISH]
YAH!
OOH!
GOOD BABY.
MAMA!
HE MUST BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
IT'S SO DARK HERE.
I WISH I COULD SEE.
IT'S A NIGHTMARE!
TOO SMALL.
WHOA!
IT'S A LION,
AND I'M CRYIN'.
TOO STUPID.
YEEOW!
MY BABY!
UH-OH!
MY, YOU'VE GROWN!
I-I-IS SHE GONE?
GONE, DADDY, GONE.
WE BETTER GO TELL RIFFRAFF
WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.
Mungo: HELP!
NO MORE BALL,
OK, BABY?
A LION
TOOK MUNGO.
WHAT?
THE MOTHER LION
THOUGHT MUNGO
WAS HER BABY
AND TOOK HIM.
[CUB CRYING]
WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE
THE BABY BACK TO
THE CIRCUS IN THE MORNING
AND EXCHANGE IT FOR MUNGO.
DON'T YOU THINK WE
COULD GET SOMETHING
BETTER THAN MUNGO?
LOOK, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF HIM.
NOW, TRY AND GET SOME
SLEEP.
THIS IS NOT WORKING.
WE BETTER
HURRY UP BEFORE
WE'RE SPOTTED.
WHAT WAS THAT?
Riffraff:
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
TOO CLOSE.
THEY'RE COMING BACK.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Cop: HOLD IT!
QUICK! IN HERE!
AAH!
HELP! A LION!
UH-OH!
Together: UH-OH!
UH-OH!
[CRASH]
HURRY! GET IN!
Riffraff: CLEO!
Wordsworth: PUT THE PEDAL
TO THE METAL!
NOW, WATCH ME, SON.
OK. NOW YOU DO IT.
UH-UH.
YOU HAVE TO, SON.
IF YOU
DON'T DO TRICKS,
YOU DON'T EAT.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I ATE JUST YESTERDAY.
HA HA HA!
NOT MUCH
OF A PERFORMER,
IS HE?
HE'LL BE JUST FINE.
HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS.
HE GOT LOST LAST NIGHT.
HE'S GOING TO DO
A GREAT ACT.
YEAH.
A DISAPPEARING
ACT.
HUH?
OH, NO! MY BABY!
BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?
IF I CLIMB UP HERE,
NO ONE WILL FIND ME.
WHOA!
PHEW!
I WISH RIFFRAFF WAS HERE.
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO-O-O-O!
YEEOW!
WHERE COULD HE BE?
OH, GOOD!
THERE YOU ARE!
[CRASH]
NOW, LET'S GET BACK
TO REHEARSAL.
[MUNGO GROANS]
NOW, I PLAY THE PAR
OF THE LION TAMER.
WHEN I CRACK THIS WHIP
LIKE THAT,
YOU PUT OUT YOUR PAW
AND GIVE A ROAR.
UH, ROAR!
NO, NO, NO.
LIKE THIS.
R-R-R-ROAR!
WELL, YOU TRIED.
HERE'S YOUR REWARD.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STAR
WITH SOMETHING EASIER.
OK. NOW, JUMP
THROUGH THE HOOP.
UH, DOWN.
A LITTLE MORE.
PERFECT!
UH, WHERE'S MY REWARD?
NOW, COME ON, BABY.
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS
OVER AND OVER
TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT.
THEN YOU'LL GE
YOUR REWARD.
[SCREECH]
WELL, HE'S
NOT OUT HERE.
HE MUST BE
INSIDE.
NOW, YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF
IN HERE.
YELCH!
Announcer:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE,
TO THE MAIN RING,
WHERE A BABY LION WILL JUMP
THROUGH 3 FLAMING HOOPS!
IF YOU DON'T DO TRICKS,
YOU DON'T GET FED.
IT'S MUNGO!
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM
OUT OF THERE!
YEAH, AS SOON AS HE'S
JUMPED THROUGH THE HOOPS.
I AIN'T LOOKIN'
'CAUSE MUNGO
BE COOKIN'!
WORDSWORTH'S RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE
MUNGO NOW.
YUMMY!
Riffraff: FIRST WE HAVE TO
COME UP WITH A DIVERSION.
NOW, WHAT CAN WE USE?
AAH!
YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY!
OH, NO! BABY!
AAH!
Man: LION!
[SCREAMING]
IMPOSTOR!
MY BABY! MY BABY!
Riffraff:
COME ON, MUNGO.
LET'S GET OU
OF HERE!
I HAVE TO JUMP
THROUGH THE BURNING HOOPS.
NO TRICKS, NO FOOD.
WELL, LET'S GO.
THE FOOD WASN'
SO HOT HERE ANYWAY.
MOMMY!
SON!
Riffraff:
WELL, I'M GLAD THEY'RE
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
I'M GLAD WE'RE RID
OF THAT BABY LION.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GOING TO MISS
BEING A MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO CURE YOUR DOG OF
BAD HABITS,
YOU HAVE TO CATCH HIM IN THE
ACT.
DOGS HAVE REAL GOOD HEARING, AND
THEY HATE LOUD NOISES.
SO IF YOU CATCH HIM DOING
SOMETHING
YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO DO
TRY RATTLING A CAN OF COINS.
HE WON'T ASSOCIATE THE SOUND OF
YOU, AND IT WILL CURE HIM
OF HIS BAD HABITS. IT ALSO MAKES
A PRETTY GOOD PIGGY BANK.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
NATIONAL CAPTONING INSTITUTE
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[YAWN]
HMM
PERFECT!
GOOD MORNING, POP.
HAVE A GOOD DAY.
Pop: GOOD MORNING, SON.
I'LL BE SEEING YOU
IN ABOUT AN HOUR.
Man: OK,
INMATE 12483
YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
NOW, REMEMBER.
IF YOU DON'T REPOR
TO YOUR PAROLE OFFICER
BY 5:00 TODAY,
YOU'LL BE RIGHT BACK
IN THIS CELL TONIGHT.
YOU CAN'T GO STRAIGHT!
IT'S TOO TOUGH
OUT THERE!
I'LL SAVE YOUR PLACE
AT DINNER.
YOU'LL BE BACK!
HEATHCLIFF,
BREAKFAST IS ON.
GRANDMA,
YOU SHOULDN'T--
STAND IN THE DOORWAY
WHEN YOU CALL
HEATHCLIFF TO MEALS.
[SNIFF SNIFF]
YELCH!
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
NO, I DON'T WAN
TO HAVE SOME.
AT LEAST TRY IT,
HEATHCLIFF.
AFTER ALL, GRANDPA BOUGHT I
ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
[GULP]
UGH
WHAT KIND OF FOOD
WASTHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
IT WAS ON SALE.
LUCKILY, I ONLY BOUGH
10 CANS OF IT.
GRR!
I THINK YOU MADE
YOUR POINT, HEATHCLIFF.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
DAD!
SON!
Grandma: WHO'S
AT THE FRONT DOOR,
HEATHCLIFF?
IT MUST HAVE BEEN
THAT NEIGHBOR BOY.
HE'S THE ONE
WHO LIKES TO RING
THE DOORBELL
AND THEN RUN AWAY.
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
Pop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M HIDING YOU
FROM THE COPS.
YEAH, BUT--
THIS IS IGGY'S ROOM.
YOU'LL BE SAFE HERE.
[CRASH]
[SIGHS]
DON'T WORRY, POP.
I'LL SAVE YOU.
YOW!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'
LISTEN TO ME.
I'M FREE!
I WAS PAROLED TODAY!
PAROLED? WHY?
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.
HEE HEE HEE!
I JUST STOPPED BY HERE
TO SAY HELLO.
NOW I'VE GOT TO GE
TO MY PAROLE OFFICER.
PAROLED
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR!
OH,
THAT'S FUNNY, POP.
HA HA HA!
NOW, LET ME GET BACK
TO WORK BEFORE
THE COPS GET HERE.
HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY,
HEATHCLIFF.
I THINK I'LL LIE DOWN
AND GET SOME SLEEP
WHILE YOU FINISH
BARRICADING US IN.
HA HA! PAROLED
FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR!
HA HA HA!
POP!
UH-OH.
I BETTER GO GET HIM!
UGH! UGH!
HERE I COME, POP!
MAYBE HE'S HIDING OU
IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD.
HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN MY POP?
WHAT YOU DOING
IN THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD,
HEATHCLIFF--
LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?
NOW THAT YOU LIVE
THE SOFT LIFE,
MAYBE YOU FORGOT HOW TOUGH
IT IS AROUND HERE.
LOOK, HAVE YOU GUYS
SEEN MY POP?
WE DON'T REMEMBER HIM
TOO GOOD.
WHAT'S HE LOOK LIKE?
HAVE YOU GO
A PICTURE OF HIM?
WE--WE WERE ONLY
KIDDING EARLIER.
NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY POP?
NO, WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
WE'LL LET YOU KNOW
IF WE DO.
WON'T WE, BOYS?
Together: YEAH.
Heathcliff: MAYBE
HE'S DOWN AT THE DOCKS.
THIS WAS ONE OF POP'S
FAVORITE HIDEOUTS.
POP, ARE YOU UNDER THERE?
POP?
WHOA!
POP!
COME ON. LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.
UH, SORRY. I THOUGH
YOU WAS MY POP.
I'D BE SORRY
IF I WAS YOUR POP,
AND IF YOU'RE NOT OU
OF HERE BY THE TIME
I COUNT 3,
I'M GOING TO REARRANGE
YOUR WHISKERS.
1
2, 3.
[SNARLING]
WELL,
IT'S BEEN FUN,
BUT I GOT TO GO
FIND MY POP.
HAD ENOUGH?
I'VE GOT TO FIND MY--
POP!
OH, I GOT TO STOP POP
BEFORE HE ROBS THAT BANK.
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
COME ON, POP.
I'M TAKING YOU HOME.
HEATHCLIFF, I TOLD YOU,
I'M A FREE MAN.
WELL, YOU WON'T BE FREE
FOR LONG, ROBBING BANKS.
I'M NOT HERE
TO ROB THIS BANK.
I'M REPORTING TO
MY PAROLE OFFICER
IN THAT BUILDING
ACROSS THE STREET.
OH, YEAH,
SURE, YOU ARE, POP.
OH, NO! IT'S THE COPS!
LET'S GO!
UH-OH!
HEY! LET ME
OUT OF HERE!
HEATHCLIFF!
GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!
GRR!
NO TIME TO PLAY
NOW, SPIKE.
THANKS, SPIKE!
[SPITS]
NOTHING PERSONAL, POP.
Pop: HEATHCLIFF, THIS TIME,
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
NOW, LET ME OUT OF HERE!
OK, POP. HIDING YOU
ISN'T GOING TO WORK.
YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO WEAR A DISGUISE.
LOOK, HEATHCLIFF,
I TOLD YOU
NO TIME TO ARGUE
NOW, POP.
YOU WAIT HERE.
BETTER YET,
COME WITH ME.
OH, THIS IS
A DISGRACE!
Pop: NO! NO!
I WILL NOT BE SEEN
IN PUBLIC LIKE THIS!
Heathcliff:
COME ON, POP. YOU
LOOK KIND OF CUTE.
BESIDES, THE COPS
WILL NEVER RECOGNIZE
YOU IN THIS COSTUME.
HEATHCLIFF, I KEEP
TRYING TO TELL YOU
THE COPS AREN'T--
WHY, HEATHCLIFF,
YOU TWO-TIMING,
DOUBLE-CROSSING
CHEAT!
UH, SONJA,
WAIT A MINUTE.
I CAN EXPLAIN.
THAT'S MY POP.
YOUR POP?
THAT'S THE WORS
EXCUSE I'VE--
IT ISMY POP.
HE ESCAPED FROM PRISON,
AND HE'S WEARING A DISGUISE
SO THE COPS WON'T FIND HIM.
OH, WELL. THAT'S
A DIFFERENT STORY.
BESIDES, I KNEW
YOU HAD BETTER TASTE
THAN THAT.
HEY, GORGEOUS!
NEW IN TOWN?
[WOLF WHISTLE]
HEY, HOW'D YOU LIKE
TO GO OUT WITH ME TONIGHT?
[SNARLING]
AND NOW FOR MY AFTERNOON
APPOINTMENT. HEE HEE HEE!
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
LISTEN, SONJA.
I GOT TO GO CATCH POP
BEFORE THE COPS DO.
SEE YOU AROUND,
HEATHCLIFF.
HMM.
POP!
THE BANK!
POP, YOU ROBBED
THE BANK.
OF COURSE I DID.
YOU DIDN'T THINK
I WAS HERE TO SEE SOME
PAROLE OFFICER, DID YOU?
I GUESS YOU CAN'T TEACH
AN OLD CAT NEW TRICKS.
I HOPE POP IS OK.
Man: I THINK
YOU'LL BE WITH US
FOR A LONG TIME,
NUMBER 12483.
HEE HEE HEE!
HE'S SO CUTE
WHEN HE'S SLEEPING.
MY BABY!
LET'S SEE.
UH, I'LL MOVE
THE HORSY OVER HERE.
CHECKMATE.
AS USUAL.
WAAH! WAAH!
RIFFRAFF, DID YOU HEAR
A BABY CRYING?
COME ON, HECTOR.
A BABY
IN A JUNKYARD?
[LOUD CRYING]
Hector: WHAT DO YOU
CALL THAT?
Wordsworth: OH, I'LL BE SMITTEN,
IT'S A LITTLE KITTEN.
QUICK! PUT IT BACK!
YOU CAN'
LEAVE IT OUT HERE.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WITH A BABY KITTEN?
AWYOU HAVE
TO TAKE IT IN,
AT LEAST FOR THE NIGHT.
MAMA!
[LOUD CRYING]
[CRYING]
THAT BABY IS
DRIVING ME CRAZY!
YEAH. AND IT'S
KEEPING US AWAKE, TOO.
HE MUST HAVE BOUNCED
INTO THIS JUNKYARD.
I JUST HAVE TO FIND
MY BABY!
BABY!
OH, BABY!
COME ON, BABY.
THROW THE BALL
TO UNCLE RIFFRAFF.
THROW THE BALL.
[GIBBERISH]
YAH!
OOH!
GOOD BABY.
MAMA!
HE MUST BE HERE
SOMEWHERE.
IT'S SO DARK HERE.
I WISH I COULD SEE.
IT'S A NIGHTMARE!
TOO SMALL.
WHOA!
IT'S A LION,
AND I'M CRYIN'.
TOO STUPID.
YEEOW!
MY BABY!
UH-OH!
MY, YOU'VE GROWN!
I-I-IS SHE GONE?
GONE, DADDY, GONE.
WE BETTER GO TELL RIFFRAFF
WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.
Mungo: HELP!
NO MORE BALL,
OK, BABY?
A LION
TOOK MUNGO.
WHAT?
THE MOTHER LION
THOUGHT MUNGO
WAS HER BABY
AND TOOK HIM.
[CUB CRYING]
WE'LL HAVE TO TAKE
THE BABY BACK TO
THE CIRCUS IN THE MORNING
AND EXCHANGE IT FOR MUNGO.
DON'T YOU THINK WE
COULD GET SOMETHING
BETTER THAN MUNGO?
LOOK, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE'RE GOING TO GET RID OF HIM.
NOW, TRY AND GET SOME
SLEEP.
THIS IS NOT WORKING.
WE BETTER
HURRY UP BEFORE
WE'RE SPOTTED.
WHAT WAS THAT?
Riffraff:
PHEW, THAT WAS CLOSE.
TOO CLOSE.
THEY'RE COMING BACK.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Cop: HOLD IT!
QUICK! IN HERE!
AAH!
HELP! A LION!
UH-OH!
Together: UH-OH!
UH-OH!
[CRASH]
HURRY! GET IN!
Riffraff: CLEO!
Wordsworth: PUT THE PEDAL
TO THE METAL!
NOW, WATCH ME, SON.
OK. NOW YOU DO IT.
UH-UH.
YOU HAVE TO, SON.
IF YOU
DON'T DO TRICKS,
YOU DON'T EAT.
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
I ATE JUST YESTERDAY.
HA HA HA!
NOT MUCH
OF A PERFORMER,
IS HE?
HE'LL BE JUST FINE.
HE'S A LITTLE NERVOUS.
HE GOT LOST LAST NIGHT.
HE'S GOING TO DO
A GREAT ACT.
YEAH.
A DISAPPEARING
ACT.
HUH?
OH, NO! MY BABY!
BABY, WHERE ARE YOU?
IF I CLIMB UP HERE,
NO ONE WILL FIND ME.
WHOA!
PHEW!
I WISH RIFFRAFF WAS HERE.
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO-O-O-O!
YEEOW!
WHERE COULD HE BE?
OH, GOOD!
THERE YOU ARE!
[CRASH]
NOW, LET'S GET BACK
TO REHEARSAL.
[MUNGO GROANS]
NOW, I PLAY THE PAR
OF THE LION TAMER.
WHEN I CRACK THIS WHIP
LIKE THAT,
YOU PUT OUT YOUR PAW
AND GIVE A ROAR.
UH, ROAR!
NO, NO, NO.
LIKE THIS.
R-R-R-ROAR!
WELL, YOU TRIED.
HERE'S YOUR REWARD.
MAYBE WE SHOULD STAR
WITH SOMETHING EASIER.
OK. NOW, JUMP
THROUGH THE HOOP.
UH, DOWN.
A LITTLE MORE.
PERFECT!
UH, WHERE'S MY REWARD?
NOW, COME ON, BABY.
WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS
OVER AND OVER
TILL YOU GET IT RIGHT.
THEN YOU'LL GE
YOUR REWARD.
[SCREECH]
WELL, HE'S
NOT OUT HERE.
HE MUST BE
INSIDE.
NOW, YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF
IN HERE.
YELCH!
Announcer:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE,
TO THE MAIN RING,
WHERE A BABY LION WILL JUMP
THROUGH 3 FLAMING HOOPS!
IF YOU DON'T DO TRICKS,
YOU DON'T GET FED.
IT'S MUNGO!
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM
OUT OF THERE!
YEAH, AS SOON AS HE'S
JUMPED THROUGH THE HOOPS.
I AIN'T LOOKIN'
'CAUSE MUNGO
BE COOKIN'!
WORDSWORTH'S RIGHT.
WE'VE GOT TO SAVE
MUNGO NOW.
YUMMY!
Riffraff: FIRST WE HAVE TO
COME UP WITH A DIVERSION.
NOW, WHAT CAN WE USE?
AAH!
YUMMY! YUMMY! YUMMY!
OH, NO! BABY!
AAH!
Man: LION!
[SCREAMING]
IMPOSTOR!
MY BABY! MY BABY!
Riffraff:
COME ON, MUNGO.
LET'S GET OU
OF HERE!
I HAVE TO JUMP
THROUGH THE BURNING HOOPS.
NO TRICKS, NO FOOD.
WELL, LET'S GO.
THE FOOD WASN'
SO HOT HERE ANYWAY.
MOMMY!
SON!
Riffraff:
WELL, I'M GLAD THEY'RE
BACK TOGETHER AGAIN.
I'M GLAD WE'RE RID
OF THAT BABY LION.
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M GOING TO MISS
BEING A MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO CURE YOUR DOG OF
BAD HABITS,
YOU HAVE TO CATCH HIM IN THE
ACT.
DOGS HAVE REAL GOOD HEARING, AND
THEY HATE LOUD NOISES.
SO IF YOU CATCH HIM DOING
SOMETHING
YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO DO
TRY RATTLING A CAN OF COINS.
HE WON'T ASSOCIATE THE SOUND OF
YOU, AND IT WILL CURE HIM
OF HIS BAD HABITS. IT ALSO MAKES
A PRETTY GOOD PIGGY BANK.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
NATIONAL CAPTONING INSTITUTE