Phineas and Ferb s01e43 Episode Script

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Look at this, Norm.
My brother Roger has been elected mayor! Look at him.
He's honest and reputable and Ugh, law-abiding! Oh! There isn't room for both of us in the Tri-State Area! Hmm.
Norm, I know what we're going to do today.
Hey, Phineas.
What'cha eatin'? Fruity Rainbow Flakes.
You want some? Oh, no, thanks.
I already had breakfast.
You know, I've never really seen one of these in real life.
You haven't? No.
But I'd sure like to.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
Hi, boys.
Hi, Mom.
What's with the satellite dish? It's a protective collar.
The vet says that Perry needs to wear it for the rest of the day.
I still don't know how he scratched himself up so much.
Aha! Well, I think it's cool.
It's a bold fashion statement, all right.
Speaking of bold fashion statements, have you seen Candace today? MOM! This is a total disaster! What? What?! The dry cleaner switched my clothes with some goth chick! I look like a total freak, like I'm all outsider-y.
I wonder what happened to Candace's clothes.
I can't believe it, Lacie.
I look like a walking candy cane.
I mean, how many evil scientists' daughters do you know who– Hold on, Lacie.
I can't hear myself great.
What'cha doin'? "What'cha doin'?" What does it look like to you? I'm building an evil empire.
My very own Fortress of Eviltude.
Aren't you a little old to be building a fort? No.
No, I'm not.
Shut up.
Dad, I told you a hundred times, I– Don't forget.
Friday is cake day.
I have to call you back.
What on Earth is going on here? Oh, Vanessa! Well, you're looking Uh Oh, no matter.
Where we are going, you can dress up like a clown every day if you want.
Wh– What do you mean, "Where we're going"? We are moving.
To a golden country on the sea, a country created by the greatest mastermind of our time.
Me.
Assisted by Norm.
I'm drilling.
I bring to you Doofania! Where there will be no brothers trying to make me look bad.
No.
I will be the ruler of my very own evil empire! You're building your own evil land? Yes, yes, an evil country.
And you made a plush model? Well, yeah.
You know, I, uh I had a lot of Felt.
You do know what this means? That we'll finally have that special daddy-daughter bond you've always craved? No.
It means I'm finally gonna have proof.
Ha! You are busted.
Busted! I'm gonna tell Mom.
Great.
Tell her what? Mom, Mom, you've got to come quick.
There's proof that Dad is evil.
Vanessa, honey.
I'm having my me– ee day, remember? Uh, but– Look, hon, why don't you give your old dad a break? Just try to make the best of it, and I'll pick you up later.
Oh! Time for my seaweed mud wrap.
Gotta go.
Is everything all set, Ferb? Great.
Now– Hey, where's Perry? Agent P? Agent P? Hello, Agent P? Agent P! Carl, he does know this is scheduled for this morning, doesn't he? It's on his calendar, sir.
I mean, we sent the e-mail, right? I think so.
Let me check.
Mommy-mi-moe-moo.
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
Me-ma-moe-moo-my-pa.
Ma-moe-mee-ma-moo.
Hi, Phineas.
What'cha doin'? Well, you know how you said you'd never seen a rainbow in real life? Well, actually, I– Behold! The Rainbow-Inator! Well, that's nice, Phineas, but I– Made with real crystals and super-charged with Fruity Rainbow Flakes.
You don't understand, I– Soon there will be a giant rainbow that will sprawl across the entire Tri-State area! Or at least, that's the plan anyway.
Candace, honey.
Could you hold the door for me? I have to return this novelty lawn mower your father got.
Ugh! I just don't want anyone to see me in these clothes.
You think you feel ridiculous? I'm carrying a jackalope into a lawn mower store.
Okay, Mom.
I'll wait for you in the car.
Candace! When did you go goth? What? I didn't! And send.
Wow.
Fifty replies already.
Hello? Candace, I heard you're goth now.
Why didn't you tell me? Well, Norm, I've got to give it to you.
Under my genius supervision, you turned out extremely adequate work.
We're all very impressed with your numbers, sir.
Although something seems to be missing.
I know.
It's Perry the Platypus! What's keeping him? Gee, I-I hope something horrible happened to him.
Does someone need a hug? Of course not, you glorified waffle iron! Just launch it now.
Mom, I'm at the docks.
You gotta get down here right away.
Okay, honey.
I'll see you at FEH.
You'll see me at five? No.
FEH.
Four? FEH.
"Feh"? Yeah.
FEH.
Okay I'll see you at "feh".
Oh, hi, Vanessa! What do you think? My own country, eh? I love what you've done with the place.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's nice.
This time, I am staying right here where no one can see me.
All right.
Suit yourself.
Oh no! Mom's gonna get a ticket! That would have been embarrassing.
Whoa.
Candace, are you going goth now? Uh Uh-uh, I'm not wearing this.
I-I mean, I'm– I'm wearing it in that it's actually on my body right now, but– I'm not attached to it.
I– I– Not to say that I'm attached to my other clothes.
I mean, I can actually take them off.
No, no, no.
I– But, I mean– I didn't want to put these– I– I– I want to put clothes on, but I– Uh It was a mix-up, okay? The dry cleaners and a– a jackalope lawn mower, and– Do you like it? All right, Norm.
The anthem, please! (Song: Hail Doofania!) In the bay off the coast of the Tri-State area Floats a country for me and me It's new, it's bright And it's founded on spite And it's everything I dreamed it would be Hail, Hail Doofania! D– Does– Does it feel like it stops too quickly? Eh.
We'll work on it.
Oh, good, Mom's here! Mom, where have you been? I told you on the phone I would meet you at FEH.
The Freight Emergency Harbor? Okay, never mind that, but, Dad and Norm built an entire country on the sea.
Come on! Okay, Isabella.
Ready to see your first rainbow? But, Phineas, I keep tellin' ya– Oh no, don't thank us yet, Isabella.
I only wish Perry was here to see this.
Ferb, power it up! Isabella, pour! Pour! Ooh.
Wow! Oh? Well, that can't be good See? You see? Look, look.
I do see.
What a cute little city! Oh, and it's soft! Heinz, you made a plush model? I had a lot of felt! Well, at least it holds together.
Remember that dining set you tried to build for our apartment? It's hard to forget when you keep reminding me.
But But But Oh, come on, Vanessa.
I think we need to get you out of the sun.
Who's up for a game of lawn darts? I'd prefer to play hide-and-seek because I don't want to see you.
Ouch.
You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.
Bless you, Perry the Platypus! Mow, mow, mow, and my heart starts pumpin' Chicka-chicka-choo-wap Never gonna stop Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you Gitchee-gitchee-goo means that I love you I work alone, Carl.
Sorry, sir.
It's a solo.
So, Isabella, what'd you think of your first rainbow? Well, it was really pretty, but it's not my first rainbow.
But you said you'd never seen one in real life.
No, no, I've never seen a unicorn.
Oh! That's completely different.
Hey, Ferb.
I know what we're doing tomorrow.
Perry, I almost forgot.
It's the end of the day.
You don't need to wear that thing anymore.
Enjoy your freedom! Eight, nine, ten! Ready or not, here I come! Huh? Oh! No, no, no! It's called hide-and-seek! You– You hide, and I seek.
I cannot seek if you don't hide.
So you go hide yourself.
Ignoramus.
Go, go, go.
Let's– Let's try this again.
One, two, three, ten! Now where is he? I'm right here, sir.
Oh, there you are, Perry the Platypus.
Hey, Norm.
Look who decided to show up! Hey! There's a bright, shiny place With a flag that bears my face And it's floating on an inner tube Far away from city life, my stupid brother and ex-wife And it's got an evil attitude Hail, Hail Doofania! You– You know, the stopping is still bothering me.