Ranma 12 s01e43 Episode Script
Episode 43
"Temporarily Closed for Business" Looks like they're done.
Don't those look tasty? Great-Grandma,you try? And be your guinea pig? Sorry, no thanks.
Just try.
If you're so eager, you eat it.
Is you crazy? Hello! Dai-chan Noodles.
Here's your Really? Can I? Please, no hold back.
Eat all! Our newest item: Pork buns with mushrooms.
And here I skipped breakfast.
I'm so hungry! Skip the chit-chat and EAT IT! S-Sure! That was great! He ate it all.
Now, I'll clap-- Sleep! Wee! It working! Don't know yet.
Hey, wake up! Whaa-- Here's the acid test: Sleep! Is wonderful learned reflex! It took a little longer than expected, but success is success.
"Kai-rai-shi'? Is frightening mushroom.
One bite, and the first sound you hear triggers the suggestion.
So if you have son-in-law eat one.
.
.
Ranma do whatever Shampoo say! Ranma, the yakisoba sandwiches are all sold out! What!? Airen! Ranma, you eat lunch already? I'm just about to-- Shampoo just in time! It's pork buns! Gimme one! I'm starvin'! No! Can't give home made buns to anybody but Ranma! No problem.
I'll pick up a pork sandwich.
Why!? You not like pork buns? They're okay, but sweet buns are better-- What!? A gorgeous girl made you lunch and you're refusing!? Young lady, I will gladly eat those buns for you-- No! We go eat over there, Ranma! I was here first.
That's mine! Hands off! Outta my way! Have you seen Ranma? Ranma? He's not here.
That's weird.
He's always here buying lunch.
Akane! We still on for that matinee? Sure.
4:00 PM at the school gates, right? - Bye! - And don't be late! 'Course not! Have you seen Ranma? Honestly! Just when l need him, he's nowhere to be found.
- Tea? - Thank you! That was pretty good! You eat everything? It's too late to ask for any of it back.
Ranma, now you is all mine! Now give big hug! That was Ranma! W-What you doing!? I hate cats! Cats are scary! Get it away! Ranma? What happen? You hug ME! Oh, no! Sneeze become the signal! Shampoo, what've you done to me!? I got just the thing! Hey, Shampoo! What's pepper doing here? - Ranma! I so happy! - What's goin' on!? A-Akane! C'mon! That's enough! Don't let go! A-Akane, don't get me wrong! My body's actin' on its own! Hold it! Don't get mad! Nobody'll be home today.
Kasumi wants you to watch the house.
That's all I wanted to say.
Sorry to interrupt! Akane! Hey! Little help! Umm.
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Akane? Quit talking! Be quiet! Wonderful! Just what a girl dreams of! A foggy harbor.
The man yearning for the heroine! No matter what happens, he'll always love one woman! The guy's a jerk! "A jerk"!? Akane, didn't that affect you at all? Affect me? How? Didn't you feel anything during that love scene! A passionate embrace! Feeling the warmth of your companion! "A passionate embrace! Feeling the warmth of your companion!" You gotta be kidding! Who's he trying to fool!? Saying his body is acting on its own? How can a man DO something like that!? A-Akane? Watch out! - Akane! - Are you all right? He's dead! I hate him! You say something? I say, there is no antidote.
Shampoo, will you cut this out!? You hug Shampoo again? No, quit it! The pepper! - What? - Get offa me! What are you touching? What are you doing to my little girl!? Stop there, Sonny! Oh, no! Why are you so dirty? Long story.
I'm sorry I was so late.
You have to change out of those wet things.
I'll be fine.
Shouldn't you be going? Yes, but Ranma hasn't returned yet-- Who needs him? I can guard the fort alone! Be sure to lock up! Got it covered.
Take care! That's the last of the locks.
l'll bet Ranma will be out for hours hugging Shampoo! .
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.
stars above, can't help counting one by one.
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.
.
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couple on a deck,; Don't make a scene! No! No! I guess I caught a slight fever.
Chance and sun,; Now look what they've done! Bringing me out here to you! Even though, in a bow, ribbons blue,; Hold my heart from view! Shining, dreaming,; oh so quickly! Breezes salty blow in from the sea! I locked the doors.
What's with you? W-What's with YOU!? Sneaking around like that! The door was locked.
It was pitch dark.
I only have a key to the back door.
I had no choice.
Then wander off somewhere else! Since you and Sham-- Who cares! I bet you didn't even notice that Kasumi made dinner.
All right! Great! Pork cutlets! What's in the bowl? Egg and sake soup.
Huh? You caught cold? Yeah, but it's nothing.
- Fever? - Slight.
- Coughing? - A little.
I'm fine.
S-Sneezing? That's probably the worst symptom.
Stay away from me! Go away! What did you say? Who do you think is to blame for my cold!? S-Stay back! I was a fool to ever think you'd be worried about me! I am! I'm very worried! I'm so worried it's scary! So stay away! What's wrong? Pervert! Lecher! Masher! What were you thinking!? W-Wait! Calm down! I can explain! You'll hug just ANY woman, won't you!? I told you! It's not on purpose! Creep! - No! Shampoo-- - Of all the nerve! It's true! It's all some plot of Shampoo's! How can you even try to keep this lie going!? Are you trying to make a fool of me? I'm not! It sure looks that way.
Believe me! It's not by choice.
Don't flatter yourself! I'm not Shampoo! YOU'RE flattering yourself! You violent, unappealing woman! You think I'm hugging you 'cause I LIKE it!? You're the one doing the hugging.
Hey, are you all right? I'm going to bed! She just doesn't listen.
It's not my fault.
Aww, man! Let see-- Found it! Cure-all remedy: Man-kin-tan.
Hey, shouldn't you be in bed, sleeping? You're all red.
You probably have a fever.
You ARE feverish.
Just leave me alone! You are so un-cute! But I'll bring you some ice, anyway.
What an attitude for a sickie.
She's got thin wrists-- Here's your medicine.
They smell weird.
It's the traditional, cure-all remedy of the Saotome family.
She didn't complain.
Thanks.
Tha-- Tha-- Nihao! O-Oh, it's Shampoo! Don't destroy our house! Excuse Shampoo.
Ranma? I make shu-mai this time.
You hurry eat! What wrong, Ranma? You no like them? See? It my special shrimp shu-mai.
Yeah, It's got some "special" ingredients, too.
Shampoo know nothing.
You're not foolin' me twice! - Ranma, I so happy! Say "ahh"! - I won't! I won't! Hey! Can you stop your smoochie faces in MY house! Perverted, cross-dressing immoral SEX FIEND! My body is acting on its own! Cut it out! I'm not huggin' you 'cause I want to! Good, intruder vanish.
Now Ranma, eat all shu-mai ! I said, I don't want any! No polite refusal.
I refuse! - Ranma! - Quit it! - Is delicious shu-mai ! - No! Home made food is woman's life! No get picky about cooking! Stop! Stop! Stop! Ranma! Cut it out! Shampoo, act your age! YOU act your age! Then if Ranma no eat, Akane will eat.
What? What are you plotting? Is simple.
Akane become to hate Ranma.
Akane, eat? Don't eat it! Hey! What're you doing!? Wait! I force her to eat! - Come on! Let me down! - Wait! I angry! Akane, don't eat it, no matter what! I can't eat anything in this position! Ranma! You run, but I always follow! - Shampoo! - That hurt! Ranma, just give up! You no can run farther.
Listen, you-- If Akane hate Ranma, Ranma and me be in love! Is perfect! You are just so cute! You notice! Daikanki ! - Ranma, I so happy! - Just kidding! There are levels of cuteness.
Ranma, you give back! Go home quietly.
Sir, I go home! Zaizen ! See ya'! I believe you, about being under suggestion.
Naturally! How many times have I told you? You're so dumb! Just watch your language! Stop it! Don't! - What about your auto-suggestion? - Huh? Maybe it wore off, and doesn't work anymore.
I'm so glad your fever is down, Akane.
It's all thanks to Ranma's remedy.
Yeah, sure.
Can I have some more? Please do.
What's wrong with you two? You're not hungry? And here I brought it home as a present.
It's just-- We're not--
Don't those look tasty? Great-Grandma,you try? And be your guinea pig? Sorry, no thanks.
Just try.
If you're so eager, you eat it.
Is you crazy? Hello! Dai-chan Noodles.
Here's your Really? Can I? Please, no hold back.
Eat all! Our newest item: Pork buns with mushrooms.
And here I skipped breakfast.
I'm so hungry! Skip the chit-chat and EAT IT! S-Sure! That was great! He ate it all.
Now, I'll clap-- Sleep! Wee! It working! Don't know yet.
Hey, wake up! Whaa-- Here's the acid test: Sleep! Is wonderful learned reflex! It took a little longer than expected, but success is success.
"Kai-rai-shi'? Is frightening mushroom.
One bite, and the first sound you hear triggers the suggestion.
So if you have son-in-law eat one.
.
.
Ranma do whatever Shampoo say! Ranma, the yakisoba sandwiches are all sold out! What!? Airen! Ranma, you eat lunch already? I'm just about to-- Shampoo just in time! It's pork buns! Gimme one! I'm starvin'! No! Can't give home made buns to anybody but Ranma! No problem.
I'll pick up a pork sandwich.
Why!? You not like pork buns? They're okay, but sweet buns are better-- What!? A gorgeous girl made you lunch and you're refusing!? Young lady, I will gladly eat those buns for you-- No! We go eat over there, Ranma! I was here first.
That's mine! Hands off! Outta my way! Have you seen Ranma? Ranma? He's not here.
That's weird.
He's always here buying lunch.
Akane! We still on for that matinee? Sure.
4:00 PM at the school gates, right? - Bye! - And don't be late! 'Course not! Have you seen Ranma? Honestly! Just when l need him, he's nowhere to be found.
- Tea? - Thank you! That was pretty good! You eat everything? It's too late to ask for any of it back.
Ranma, now you is all mine! Now give big hug! That was Ranma! W-What you doing!? I hate cats! Cats are scary! Get it away! Ranma? What happen? You hug ME! Oh, no! Sneeze become the signal! Shampoo, what've you done to me!? I got just the thing! Hey, Shampoo! What's pepper doing here? - Ranma! I so happy! - What's goin' on!? A-Akane! C'mon! That's enough! Don't let go! A-Akane, don't get me wrong! My body's actin' on its own! Hold it! Don't get mad! Nobody'll be home today.
Kasumi wants you to watch the house.
That's all I wanted to say.
Sorry to interrupt! Akane! Hey! Little help! Umm.
.
.
Akane? Quit talking! Be quiet! Wonderful! Just what a girl dreams of! A foggy harbor.
The man yearning for the heroine! No matter what happens, he'll always love one woman! The guy's a jerk! "A jerk"!? Akane, didn't that affect you at all? Affect me? How? Didn't you feel anything during that love scene! A passionate embrace! Feeling the warmth of your companion! "A passionate embrace! Feeling the warmth of your companion!" You gotta be kidding! Who's he trying to fool!? Saying his body is acting on its own? How can a man DO something like that!? A-Akane? Watch out! - Akane! - Are you all right? He's dead! I hate him! You say something? I say, there is no antidote.
Shampoo, will you cut this out!? You hug Shampoo again? No, quit it! The pepper! - What? - Get offa me! What are you touching? What are you doing to my little girl!? Stop there, Sonny! Oh, no! Why are you so dirty? Long story.
I'm sorry I was so late.
You have to change out of those wet things.
I'll be fine.
Shouldn't you be going? Yes, but Ranma hasn't returned yet-- Who needs him? I can guard the fort alone! Be sure to lock up! Got it covered.
Take care! That's the last of the locks.
l'll bet Ranma will be out for hours hugging Shampoo! .
.
.
stars above, can't help counting one by one.
.
.
.
.
.
couple on a deck,; Don't make a scene! No! No! I guess I caught a slight fever.
Chance and sun,; Now look what they've done! Bringing me out here to you! Even though, in a bow, ribbons blue,; Hold my heart from view! Shining, dreaming,; oh so quickly! Breezes salty blow in from the sea! I locked the doors.
What's with you? W-What's with YOU!? Sneaking around like that! The door was locked.
It was pitch dark.
I only have a key to the back door.
I had no choice.
Then wander off somewhere else! Since you and Sham-- Who cares! I bet you didn't even notice that Kasumi made dinner.
All right! Great! Pork cutlets! What's in the bowl? Egg and sake soup.
Huh? You caught cold? Yeah, but it's nothing.
- Fever? - Slight.
- Coughing? - A little.
I'm fine.
S-Sneezing? That's probably the worst symptom.
Stay away from me! Go away! What did you say? Who do you think is to blame for my cold!? S-Stay back! I was a fool to ever think you'd be worried about me! I am! I'm very worried! I'm so worried it's scary! So stay away! What's wrong? Pervert! Lecher! Masher! What were you thinking!? W-Wait! Calm down! I can explain! You'll hug just ANY woman, won't you!? I told you! It's not on purpose! Creep! - No! Shampoo-- - Of all the nerve! It's true! It's all some plot of Shampoo's! How can you even try to keep this lie going!? Are you trying to make a fool of me? I'm not! It sure looks that way.
Believe me! It's not by choice.
Don't flatter yourself! I'm not Shampoo! YOU'RE flattering yourself! You violent, unappealing woman! You think I'm hugging you 'cause I LIKE it!? You're the one doing the hugging.
Hey, are you all right? I'm going to bed! She just doesn't listen.
It's not my fault.
Aww, man! Let see-- Found it! Cure-all remedy: Man-kin-tan.
Hey, shouldn't you be in bed, sleeping? You're all red.
You probably have a fever.
You ARE feverish.
Just leave me alone! You are so un-cute! But I'll bring you some ice, anyway.
What an attitude for a sickie.
She's got thin wrists-- Here's your medicine.
They smell weird.
It's the traditional, cure-all remedy of the Saotome family.
She didn't complain.
Thanks.
Tha-- Tha-- Nihao! O-Oh, it's Shampoo! Don't destroy our house! Excuse Shampoo.
Ranma? I make shu-mai this time.
You hurry eat! What wrong, Ranma? You no like them? See? It my special shrimp shu-mai.
Yeah, It's got some "special" ingredients, too.
Shampoo know nothing.
You're not foolin' me twice! - Ranma, I so happy! Say "ahh"! - I won't! I won't! Hey! Can you stop your smoochie faces in MY house! Perverted, cross-dressing immoral SEX FIEND! My body is acting on its own! Cut it out! I'm not huggin' you 'cause I want to! Good, intruder vanish.
Now Ranma, eat all shu-mai ! I said, I don't want any! No polite refusal.
I refuse! - Ranma! - Quit it! - Is delicious shu-mai ! - No! Home made food is woman's life! No get picky about cooking! Stop! Stop! Stop! Ranma! Cut it out! Shampoo, act your age! YOU act your age! Then if Ranma no eat, Akane will eat.
What? What are you plotting? Is simple.
Akane become to hate Ranma.
Akane, eat? Don't eat it! Hey! What're you doing!? Wait! I force her to eat! - Come on! Let me down! - Wait! I angry! Akane, don't eat it, no matter what! I can't eat anything in this position! Ranma! You run, but I always follow! - Shampoo! - That hurt! Ranma, just give up! You no can run farther.
Listen, you-- If Akane hate Ranma, Ranma and me be in love! Is perfect! You are just so cute! You notice! Daikanki ! - Ranma, I so happy! - Just kidding! There are levels of cuteness.
Ranma, you give back! Go home quietly.
Sir, I go home! Zaizen ! See ya'! I believe you, about being under suggestion.
Naturally! How many times have I told you? You're so dumb! Just watch your language! Stop it! Don't! - What about your auto-suggestion? - Huh? Maybe it wore off, and doesn't work anymore.
I'm so glad your fever is down, Akane.
It's all thanks to Ranma's remedy.
Yeah, sure.
Can I have some more? Please do.
What's wrong with you two? You're not hungry? And here I brought it home as a present.
It's just-- We're not--