The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e43 Episode Script
Zenned Out Mario/The Koopas Are Coming! The Koopas Are Coming!
Hey Paisanos!
It's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
Nobody's getting
through this door.
Yo Mario, what is
this all about?
It's security.
Toolio the Human
Wrench is out to get me.
Toolio?
You mean that big bully
plumber that eats steel parts
for lunch?
Yea you know I thought his
sister was kind of cute,
so I asked her out.
Mario, are you crazy?
The last boyfriend she had,
he turned the guy into a human
pretzel.
So think of these locks
as pretzel insurance.
Mario, this is your lucky day.
Toolio wants to turn
me into an S trap,
and you call it my lucky day?
Will you relax?
Obi Wan Cannoli is
coming over today.
You could ask him for a
little bit of advice.
Are you talking about the
famous spirit who helps
people, that are
about to get pounded?
The very same.
Whoa, and does he
appear in mirrors too?
Of course he does.
And I thought I
was going nuts.
Oh, Obi Wan Cannoli,
wow you're my only hope.
Naturally.
I came on short
notice, fill me in kid.
I need your help
because, because,
this guy's gonna turn me into
a-a-a Coney Island pretzel,
and a soft pretzel at that.
So w-w-what's my first lesson?
I mean do I bite off the
tops of soft cap bottles?
Do I twist coins
with my teeth?
Or do I beat up
on little guys?
When you can pass
through a wall and see,
the path to
enlightenment will be clear.
What are you waiting for?
There's the
wall, start passing!
This guy is strict.
Here goes nothing!
Whoa!
Pasta fagioli!
Ahhh!
Mario!
Mario?
You ok?
Boy that was some trick, what
are you gonna have him do when
he comes to?
Sheesh.
Mario, Mario, you ok?
Come on Mario, come on Mario.
Come on, attaboy, you alright?
Talk to me.
He's ok.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log, number 1776.
We arrived in the
Thirteen Mushroom Colonies,
at the urgent request of
the great General George
Washingtoad, and went straight
to his headquarters in the icy
Valley Forge.
I cannot tell a lie,
things are terrible here.
Yea.
It's freezin' cold and
your stove needs more wood.
We are fighting to save our
new nation and bring freedom
to all Mushrooms!
Freedom for all Mushrooms!
I like that!
And I won't stand for
it, it's revolting!
It's Redcoat Koopa,
leader of the Koopish Army.
You might as well
surrender Washingtoad.
You don't have a chance.
Get movin' Redcoat!
We have not yet
begun to fight!
Well I have.
Flurry ya stupid snowball.
Give me my ice scepter!
Ow oh.
Oops.
Now chill out,
sapper stuffing!
[gasps]
You turn my friend
into an ice cube,
I'm gonna defrost your head!
Sizzling salami!
Mario and Toad have
been deep freezed!
Unfreeze them Redcoat,
before I call my army!
Army?
What army?
You mean those
idiotic ice blocks?
You are wicked
and depraved Koopa!
Yeah!
When our soldiers thaw out,
we're gonna throw your tea in
the harbor!
Silly plumber!
By the time
Washingtoad's army thaws out,
my army will have crushed
the Mushroom Rebellion!
So be cool.
[laughs]
I can't break
Koopa's icy spell,
I can't even walk!
But I can jump!
It's working!
The heat from the
stove is melting the ice!
Ow, ow, ow!
Hot, hot, hot!
Phew, free at last!
Now to unfreeze my
fellow revolutionaries.
[grunting]
Whoops!
As soon as Luigi's unfrozen,
he's going on a diet!
Diet?
I heard that!
I'm not the one
who needs to diet!
Whoops!
Whoa!
Hey!
Look out!
Yikes!
The iceman cometh!
The iceman is here!
But the General is retreating!
Help!
Wait for me, General!
Get me out of here!
Thrown perfect, if
I say so myself.
Mamma mia!
Oof!
Yeow!
Look out!
Oof!
My aching pasta noodle!
No time for pain my
boy; history awaits!
We've got to hurry
and free my army!
It's not morning yet?
Why isn't it morning!?
Uh, it's only
midnight exalted leader.
Have patience.
Patience is for
pipsqueaks, like you!
We attack, now!
In the dark?
Ow.
Dark is a lousy idea, and
you shouldn't have had it!
We'll wait 'til dawn!
Fire Flower for
fire power, Mario!
Come back here fireball.
I got it, Mario!
I had it.
You're a nice little fellow.
Do your stuff!
It's gonna take hours to
unfreeze all your army,
General Washingtoad.
And Redcoat Koopa
attacks at dawn!
Someone must warn
the citizen Mushrooms!
And that someone
can ride this nag!
Luigi, it's up to you!
I gotta stay and defrost
General Washingtoad's army!
But I get seasick on a horse.
Are you a patriot or a coward?
A cow-- whoa!
Holy ravioli!
The Koopas are coming!
The Koopas are coming!
The Koopas are coming!
Leapin' lasagna!
The Beezos are coming!
Ahhh!
Thanks!
Whew.
I'm glad one of us
has some horse sense.
Over this way!
We'll lose the
Beezos in the woods!
Buzz off, Beezos!
Yeow!
Ow!
Let me go, Beezos!
Help!
Oh no!
Now I'm a prisoner and
the Koopish Army can attack
without warning!
Thawing frozen soldiers is
tougher than thawing frozen
pipes!
It's almost dawn!
Redcoat Koopa's gonna
attack, and Luigi's not back!
Here comes Luigi's horse!
But where's Luigi?
General Redcoat Koopa
has captured your brother.
He demands our
immediate surrender,
or else.
We gotta attack Koopa now!
Hmm.
You've only unfrozen a few
of my minutemen Mushroom
soldiers.
We're hopelessly outnumbered!
Unless--
Unless?
Unless we
surprise Redcoat Koopa,
and attack from behind!
That means crossing
the Delawide River.
It's never been
done in the winter.
We're gonna do it!
For liberty and freedom!
For the Thirteen
Mushroom Colonies!
For Luigi!
You've fixed your last faucet
ya revolutionary pipesqueak!
Oh yeah?
Just you wait until Mario gets
here with General Washingtoad.
Your brother Mario, is
goin' down the drain for good,
and so are the
Thirteen Colonies!
Is my Redcoat army ready?
All ready in
front exalted one.
But what if General
Washingtoad sneaks up from
behind?
Behind?
Fool!
The Delawide
River is behind us!
No one can cross the
Delawide in this weather!
Land ahead, row harder!
Sorry General Washingtoad,
we're stuck in the ice!
Anybody got any ideas?
Yeah!
We'll let George do it!
Here, General Washingtoad,
here's a gold coin!
What's this for?
Throw it across
the river, General!
First guy who gets to that
gold coin gets to keep it!
You call yourself an
army, you miserable misfits?
Why am I cursed with
such incompetence!?
I don't know
magnificent mentor,
why?
Ow!
Hey!
Who threw that gold coin?
Maybe it was one of them!
What?
General Washingtoad!
At your service, scoundrel!
Give us Koopa,
or give us death.
Redcoated Koopa Troopas!
Stop those Mushrooms!
Huh?
Whoooa, yikes!
Whoa!
Ahh.
[gasp]
Whoa!
Ahhhh!
Yeow!
Hey!
Ahhh.
Whoooa!
Ow!
My ice scepter!
Flurry, get it quick!
Quick, Luigi!
The scepter!
No problem Mario!
Leapin' lasagna!
Let go!
Hey!
Let me have it, ya
little snowball!
Ouch.
I got it Mario!
I got it!
Not for long, ya faucet freak!
Divided we stand!
Together we fall!
Mario!
Catch!
Pasta power, do your stuff!
Ah.
That's one cold Koopa!
As father of
ah-ah-ah-Ahhh-choo!
Ohhh.
Are you feeling okay?
Just a little cold.
Could you be more
specific, General?
It's a constitutional thing.
Ohhh.
Oh.
[laughs]
Oh?
As father of the Thirteen
Mushroom Colonies I proclaim
Mario and Luigi official
uncles of our country!
But where are they?
Toolio has a blow
torch with my name on it,
and you're making me
stand around like a garden
decoration!
When your consciousness, is
in harmony with the Universe,
no cleaver shall
blow you asunder.
As soon as I figure
out what you're sayin',
I'm sure I'll
feel much better.
Yea well I couldn't have said
it much better myself Obi.
Hang in there Mario,
what's wrong with you?
You clutz, you
ruined my stork pose!
Ruined your stork pose?
You ruined our wall!
The two of you are
ruining my afternoon!
Those wishing to attain
enlightenment should pipe
down, geez!
Here you go Mario.
Hey who would hurt
someone on crutches?
Not even Toolio.
I don't know about
this, Mario.
[ding dong]
Ah Mario's not here!
[Toolio:] Bologna,
I'm comin' in.
Oh Obi, what should we do?
He's gonna pulverize Mario.
Leave it to the
master, you go back.
Toolio you human wrench,
there's no one in here;
especially not Mario.
[Toolio:] Yes master.
Go home, and forget about
wanting to pulverize Mario.
You should be so lucky to
get rid of your sister,
she's such a pain.
[Toolio:] I'll leave now since
Mario my pal is not here.
Oh thank you Obi Wan!
How did you do it?
No sweat dudes.
I just make my voice
echo, and sound bossy.
What should I have
learnt from this,
Obi Wan Cannoli?
Some people like Toolio, grow
strong and firm like a mighty
oak.
Some grow round and
soft, like a ripe tomato.
What does that mean?
You make a better
tasting sauce than Toolio.
[laughs]
Farewell.
Farewell Obi.
You make a
better tasting sauce,
you tomato!
I love you Luigi,
ahhh my brother,
boy you're a good guy.
Mr. Tough Guy huh?
Toolio.
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪
It's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
Nobody's getting
through this door.
Yo Mario, what is
this all about?
It's security.
Toolio the Human
Wrench is out to get me.
Toolio?
You mean that big bully
plumber that eats steel parts
for lunch?
Yea you know I thought his
sister was kind of cute,
so I asked her out.
Mario, are you crazy?
The last boyfriend she had,
he turned the guy into a human
pretzel.
So think of these locks
as pretzel insurance.
Mario, this is your lucky day.
Toolio wants to turn
me into an S trap,
and you call it my lucky day?
Will you relax?
Obi Wan Cannoli is
coming over today.
You could ask him for a
little bit of advice.
Are you talking about the
famous spirit who helps
people, that are
about to get pounded?
The very same.
Whoa, and does he
appear in mirrors too?
Of course he does.
And I thought I
was going nuts.
Oh, Obi Wan Cannoli,
wow you're my only hope.
Naturally.
I came on short
notice, fill me in kid.
I need your help
because, because,
this guy's gonna turn me into
a-a-a Coney Island pretzel,
and a soft pretzel at that.
So w-w-what's my first lesson?
I mean do I bite off the
tops of soft cap bottles?
Do I twist coins
with my teeth?
Or do I beat up
on little guys?
When you can pass
through a wall and see,
the path to
enlightenment will be clear.
What are you waiting for?
There's the
wall, start passing!
This guy is strict.
Here goes nothing!
Whoa!
Pasta fagioli!
Ahhh!
Mario!
Mario?
You ok?
Boy that was some trick, what
are you gonna have him do when
he comes to?
Sheesh.
Mario, Mario, you ok?
Come on Mario, come on Mario.
Come on, attaboy, you alright?
Talk to me.
He's ok.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log, number 1776.
We arrived in the
Thirteen Mushroom Colonies,
at the urgent request of
the great General George
Washingtoad, and went straight
to his headquarters in the icy
Valley Forge.
I cannot tell a lie,
things are terrible here.
Yea.
It's freezin' cold and
your stove needs more wood.
We are fighting to save our
new nation and bring freedom
to all Mushrooms!
Freedom for all Mushrooms!
I like that!
And I won't stand for
it, it's revolting!
It's Redcoat Koopa,
leader of the Koopish Army.
You might as well
surrender Washingtoad.
You don't have a chance.
Get movin' Redcoat!
We have not yet
begun to fight!
Well I have.
Flurry ya stupid snowball.
Give me my ice scepter!
Ow oh.
Oops.
Now chill out,
sapper stuffing!
[gasps]
You turn my friend
into an ice cube,
I'm gonna defrost your head!
Sizzling salami!
Mario and Toad have
been deep freezed!
Unfreeze them Redcoat,
before I call my army!
Army?
What army?
You mean those
idiotic ice blocks?
You are wicked
and depraved Koopa!
Yeah!
When our soldiers thaw out,
we're gonna throw your tea in
the harbor!
Silly plumber!
By the time
Washingtoad's army thaws out,
my army will have crushed
the Mushroom Rebellion!
So be cool.
[laughs]
I can't break
Koopa's icy spell,
I can't even walk!
But I can jump!
It's working!
The heat from the
stove is melting the ice!
Ow, ow, ow!
Hot, hot, hot!
Phew, free at last!
Now to unfreeze my
fellow revolutionaries.
[grunting]
Whoops!
As soon as Luigi's unfrozen,
he's going on a diet!
Diet?
I heard that!
I'm not the one
who needs to diet!
Whoops!
Whoa!
Hey!
Look out!
Yikes!
The iceman cometh!
The iceman is here!
But the General is retreating!
Help!
Wait for me, General!
Get me out of here!
Thrown perfect, if
I say so myself.
Mamma mia!
Oof!
Yeow!
Look out!
Oof!
My aching pasta noodle!
No time for pain my
boy; history awaits!
We've got to hurry
and free my army!
It's not morning yet?
Why isn't it morning!?
Uh, it's only
midnight exalted leader.
Have patience.
Patience is for
pipsqueaks, like you!
We attack, now!
In the dark?
Ow.
Dark is a lousy idea, and
you shouldn't have had it!
We'll wait 'til dawn!
Fire Flower for
fire power, Mario!
Come back here fireball.
I got it, Mario!
I had it.
You're a nice little fellow.
Do your stuff!
It's gonna take hours to
unfreeze all your army,
General Washingtoad.
And Redcoat Koopa
attacks at dawn!
Someone must warn
the citizen Mushrooms!
And that someone
can ride this nag!
Luigi, it's up to you!
I gotta stay and defrost
General Washingtoad's army!
But I get seasick on a horse.
Are you a patriot or a coward?
A cow-- whoa!
Holy ravioli!
The Koopas are coming!
The Koopas are coming!
The Koopas are coming!
Leapin' lasagna!
The Beezos are coming!
Ahhh!
Thanks!
Whew.
I'm glad one of us
has some horse sense.
Over this way!
We'll lose the
Beezos in the woods!
Buzz off, Beezos!
Yeow!
Ow!
Let me go, Beezos!
Help!
Oh no!
Now I'm a prisoner and
the Koopish Army can attack
without warning!
Thawing frozen soldiers is
tougher than thawing frozen
pipes!
It's almost dawn!
Redcoat Koopa's gonna
attack, and Luigi's not back!
Here comes Luigi's horse!
But where's Luigi?
General Redcoat Koopa
has captured your brother.
He demands our
immediate surrender,
or else.
We gotta attack Koopa now!
Hmm.
You've only unfrozen a few
of my minutemen Mushroom
soldiers.
We're hopelessly outnumbered!
Unless--
Unless?
Unless we
surprise Redcoat Koopa,
and attack from behind!
That means crossing
the Delawide River.
It's never been
done in the winter.
We're gonna do it!
For liberty and freedom!
For the Thirteen
Mushroom Colonies!
For Luigi!
You've fixed your last faucet
ya revolutionary pipesqueak!
Oh yeah?
Just you wait until Mario gets
here with General Washingtoad.
Your brother Mario, is
goin' down the drain for good,
and so are the
Thirteen Colonies!
Is my Redcoat army ready?
All ready in
front exalted one.
But what if General
Washingtoad sneaks up from
behind?
Behind?
Fool!
The Delawide
River is behind us!
No one can cross the
Delawide in this weather!
Land ahead, row harder!
Sorry General Washingtoad,
we're stuck in the ice!
Anybody got any ideas?
Yeah!
We'll let George do it!
Here, General Washingtoad,
here's a gold coin!
What's this for?
Throw it across
the river, General!
First guy who gets to that
gold coin gets to keep it!
You call yourself an
army, you miserable misfits?
Why am I cursed with
such incompetence!?
I don't know
magnificent mentor,
why?
Ow!
Hey!
Who threw that gold coin?
Maybe it was one of them!
What?
General Washingtoad!
At your service, scoundrel!
Give us Koopa,
or give us death.
Redcoated Koopa Troopas!
Stop those Mushrooms!
Huh?
Whoooa, yikes!
Whoa!
Ahh.
[gasp]
Whoa!
Ahhhh!
Yeow!
Hey!
Ahhh.
Whoooa!
Ow!
My ice scepter!
Flurry, get it quick!
Quick, Luigi!
The scepter!
No problem Mario!
Leapin' lasagna!
Let go!
Hey!
Let me have it, ya
little snowball!
Ouch.
I got it Mario!
I got it!
Not for long, ya faucet freak!
Divided we stand!
Together we fall!
Mario!
Catch!
Pasta power, do your stuff!
Ah.
That's one cold Koopa!
As father of
ah-ah-ah-Ahhh-choo!
Ohhh.
Are you feeling okay?
Just a little cold.
Could you be more
specific, General?
It's a constitutional thing.
Ohhh.
Oh.
[laughs]
Oh?
As father of the Thirteen
Mushroom Colonies I proclaim
Mario and Luigi official
uncles of our country!
But where are they?
Toolio has a blow
torch with my name on it,
and you're making me
stand around like a garden
decoration!
When your consciousness, is
in harmony with the Universe,
no cleaver shall
blow you asunder.
As soon as I figure
out what you're sayin',
I'm sure I'll
feel much better.
Yea well I couldn't have said
it much better myself Obi.
Hang in there Mario,
what's wrong with you?
You clutz, you
ruined my stork pose!
Ruined your stork pose?
You ruined our wall!
The two of you are
ruining my afternoon!
Those wishing to attain
enlightenment should pipe
down, geez!
Here you go Mario.
Hey who would hurt
someone on crutches?
Not even Toolio.
I don't know about
this, Mario.
[ding dong]
Ah Mario's not here!
[Toolio:] Bologna,
I'm comin' in.
Oh Obi, what should we do?
He's gonna pulverize Mario.
Leave it to the
master, you go back.
Toolio you human wrench,
there's no one in here;
especially not Mario.
[Toolio:] Yes master.
Go home, and forget about
wanting to pulverize Mario.
You should be so lucky to
get rid of your sister,
she's such a pain.
[Toolio:] I'll leave now since
Mario my pal is not here.
Oh thank you Obi Wan!
How did you do it?
No sweat dudes.
I just make my voice
echo, and sound bossy.
What should I have
learnt from this,
Obi Wan Cannoli?
Some people like Toolio, grow
strong and firm like a mighty
oak.
Some grow round and
soft, like a ripe tomato.
What does that mean?
You make a better
tasting sauce than Toolio.
[laughs]
Farewell.
Farewell Obi.
You make a
better tasting sauce,
you tomato!
I love you Luigi,
ahhh my brother,
boy you're a good guy.
Mr. Tough Guy huh?
Toolio.
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪