Ranma 12 s01e44 Episode Script
Episode 44
Hurry up, Akane.
Your friends will leave without you.
Okay! All right.
I'm leaving.
"Don't forget souvenirs.
" Take care! Hot springs? Only old fogies go there.
Not at all.
They're quite trendy these days.
Give up the tea kettles and try a hot spring once or twice.
Excuse me for using tea kettles.
See ya! Wait, Akane! What? You want to come along? WHAT!? You have my permission, Ranma! Go! You can jump in the bath with Akane! THAT AIN'T IT! Dad! Why would I ever wanna take a bath with a tomboy like you!? What was that? Where you go is none of my business, but.
.
.
I'd advise you to leave him behind.
How did you-- Hot spring therapies are the best for a sickly old man like me.
Death wouldn't cure your sickness! What did you say? What do we have here? Gimme! Gimme! That's mine! It's mine! - It's mine! It's mine! - It's mine! I-It's mine! - Take care, Akane.
- I will! Ranma, you go, too.
He's not going with me! Get a move on, or they'll leave without you.
You're right! Bye! What are you doing? You just never learn.
Master, try to control yourself! No way! No way! I wanna take a bath with Akane! The Master at the baths is like setting a man-eating tiger loose.
So that's how you see me! Settle down, you perverted old man! What!? - Hot springs! Hot springs! - Don't let him get away! Akane! "Repent!" You suckers! The girls' dressing room! How sweet! Eeek! A dirty old man! Good work, Ranma! Nothin' to it! Right! Now he's breathed his last! Now you've broken my bath set, more precious than life itself! I can't bathe with Akane now! Why does everybody pick on me!? You have no right to cry about this! I'll never forgive you! So many insults to your master! You must be punished! I decided never to use this technique again, but-- That stance! This technique reversed the flow of the Yangtze in one blow! More powerful than is told in Anything-Goes Martial Arts ultimate technique: HAPPO FIRE BURST!! "I'm sorry!" Master! Not that! Too late for apologies! I, uh-- Where? Where? Where's this ultimate technique? "Let sleeping masters lie!" It should have been devastating! Let's see, you go like this.
Then like that-- I forget! The Happo Fire Burst! A horrific technique that burns the memories! It's a living hell.
I don't trust a word he says.
Have you ever seen it? I told you, it's a living hell! That day, we were struggling through our brutal training-- What a haul! Thief! They do this every day! This time we'll stop them! There's no way the villagers can follow MY escape route! But the villagers prepared a cunning trap! And the Master zeroed in on it! It's a brassiere! How sweet! Master! There was no way the Master could avoid the crushing boulder! This is our chance, Tendo! Now he'll be flattened in one shot! This technique once leveled a mighty fortress far overseas! More powerful than is told in Anything-Goes Martial Arts ultimate technique: HAPPO FIRE BURST!! It was a living hell! When we came to, our boulder was reduced to pebbles.
And the Master-- Little Happo made a boo-boo.
My brassiere, which I value more than life itself-- To prevent this tragedy from ever occurring again.
.
.
I will never use the Happo Fire Burst again! The instruction scroll for the technique was sealed away, but.
.
.
The day has come to break the seal! And you will be its first victims! Don't chicken out now! - The sky is falling! - Don't lay an egg! This is no time for puns! The old freak has forgotten the technique.
All we have to do is get to the scroll first! That's right! We'll pay the old fogy back! The scroll is beneath this cliff.
Under that rock! What is it!? T-The M-Master! Where!? He ain't nowhere around.
Let's go! What was that? - Peeping Toms? - How awful! I-It's in the middle of the hot spring! A hot spring sprung up here!? Saotome, what are we gonna do!? Providence is kind! The scroll for the Happo Fire Burst is right before our eyes! We must get it first! I have an idea! NO! Turning girl wouldn't do no good.
I'd be a boy again the instant I hit the water.
"Foolish boy! I'll disguise myself with this.
" Be a new bear with some paint.
A perfectly harmless panda can appear as a man-eating grizzly! The girls will run in terror! Then we get the scroll! The plan is perfect! - It's a bear! - Run for your lives! We're in the Japanese Alps.
Do you think polar bears live here? "Oh, my This is em-BEAR-assing" Saotome! Fool! - You amateurs! - Master! And you call yourself my disciples! Watch carefully, and let the master show you how it's done! Look, it's a monkey! How cute! I saw this on television! My god! He calmed the girls' rage and entered the hot spring naturally! Understand now, you fools? To master the art of voyeurism, you blend in like a chameleon.
Then you become one with your surroundings.
He's the master.
We're pale imitations.
'Bout time you realized it.
Thank you, Master! This is no time to praise him! You want him to get the scroll!? What's that for!? You should have gone in the first place! - You have no right-- - Cease your complaining! Do you want to be a victim of the Happo Fire Burst!? You're our only hope! Go team! They play dirty! Gotta break that rock in one shot! This hot spring's great! Pass me that bath pail.
- Scrub my back? - Okay, hold on a sec.
What's he doing? Calm down! Calm down! l'm a girl too, right? What're you doin' here, you creep!? One splash of hot water and he's through! You won't get the scroll that easy! You'll change back to a boy and get hit from all sides! You creep! A bra! Where? Where? - That monkey just talked.
- He's one of those Peeping Toms! It's a pervert! A pervert! A dirty old man!! You can't say that to your master! - You're not making sense! - Retribution! That scroll's MINE! Oh, no you don't! He got away! That was quick! Next time, he's dead! The little lecher! Are you some kind of mole? You embarrassed me in front of the girls! Have you no gratitude!? What a beautiful bath! I've never been in an open-air hot spring.
- This is just for girls.
- We can take our time.
Akane had to pick THIS hot spring! The gods smile! - Akane! - Come back! Akane! What a rotten development! Watch where you're going! Ain't you here for the scroll? First things first! - Then I'll just help myself to the scroll.
- Suit yourself.
I changed my mind.
A Peeping Tom? Disgusting! How gross! If I see him, I'll stomp him into the ground! - Where'd he-- - Oh, god! lt couldn't be-- What deer smokes a pipe!? There should be one more! Lets split up and look for him! I'm not gettin' caught! I gotta get the scroll! AKANE!! It's the lecher! You just never learn! A-Akane, I-- What the heck.
.
.
ARE YOU DOING HERE!! I can explain! And so the secret Happo Fire Burst scroll is MINE!! - Oh, no! - Secret scroll? You fool! - Ranma! - Hot potato! All right! It's the scroll! This is the Master's secret scroll? The writing's chicken scratch.
You could've explained.
Have you EVER listened to my explanation before hitting me? Only the master can make out that writing.
But will he translate it for us? Leave this to me! It's yours! Look at them getting carried away! lt isn't over yet! Sweet Inn Tennis Court Why must I play tennis? It's all your fault for going to the baths.
But that's no reason to drag me out of bed so early.
.
.
If anybody else were here, we'd have to compete for his attention.
Be successful! Know that your fathers are far behind you! - But if we-- - He'll be here.
- That's not what I meant-- - We'll be fine! Such a tempting bust line! Long, shapely legs, like a fawn.
Eye-catching undergarments.
A pair of dancing angels! The Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts technique: Dancing Angels of the Tennis Court! This trick is WAY too transparent.
You think it can catch ME!? You fool! That hurts! Pure white undergarments! - Gotcha! - Good work, Ranma! I knew it was a trap, but I just couldn't help myself! Now, teach us the Happo Fire Burst! Won't he just turn around and use it first? Why didn't you SAY SO!? What did you think I was trying to say!? Run away!! I can't read my own handwriting! BIFF BAM BOOM You wrote it yourself! These aren't letters.
It must be a code! Shut up! I'm trying to make it out! Cluck, cluck.
.
.
cluck, cluck-- It IS chicken scratch! You call yourself a master! How pathetic! You idiots! No use trying to read what I can't read! My secret scroll! And in the end.
.
.
the Master will never use the Happo Fire Burst.
This is for all the fear.
.
.
you've caused us all these years! Hey! Hey! He ain't movin'.
Now to finish the job! Father, you don't have to go that far! Let him, Akane.
An old man can't go on.
.
.
just can't go on without my Fire Burst! If this ends your perverted strength.
.
.
let me say your eulogy!! Nyah, nyah! Eat this! Lookee at the sparks! I just remembered my secret technique: The Happo Fire Burst! The Happo Fire Burst: just what did it do? As martial artists, I think we both wanted to know, Tendo.
Then I'll teach it to you! I got it! Those screams! Dad! Are you still alive, you little freak? Ranma, I'll teach it to you, too! HAPPO FIRE BURST! That firecracker wasn't the Happo Fire Burst, was it? Take that! Spike! You meanie! "Ultimate technique," my butt! How about THIS ONE! You idiot! You'll hurt somebody! Just try to spike THIS! Ranma! Some Fire Burst! Scaring us with firecrackers.
Don't complain.
DO SOMETHING ! If you're so smart, then take this! How sweet! Now bury yourself! It's Ranma's brassiere! - What? - Stopped with one finger! Incredible! I should have known.
I admire your effort, but-- Farewell, Master! What a beautiful way to go.
He WAS an expert.
But now the world is just a little more peaceful.
Aren't fireworks unusual for this time of year? Best lookin' fireworks I've seen in my life! Right, Pops? I'll say! Lets have a drink to celebrate! And with Father and Ranma along on the trip.
.
.
it must have been a wonderful vacation.
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, maybe.
But where's my swag? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
This is for Nabiki-- Huh? What's this? Oh, no.
It's-- Ranma, you shouldn't play with fire in the house.
Then TAKE IT! I can't wait for the summertime! Right, Soun? Genma? Yes, Master!
Your friends will leave without you.
Okay! All right.
I'm leaving.
"Don't forget souvenirs.
" Take care! Hot springs? Only old fogies go there.
Not at all.
They're quite trendy these days.
Give up the tea kettles and try a hot spring once or twice.
Excuse me for using tea kettles.
See ya! Wait, Akane! What? You want to come along? WHAT!? You have my permission, Ranma! Go! You can jump in the bath with Akane! THAT AIN'T IT! Dad! Why would I ever wanna take a bath with a tomboy like you!? What was that? Where you go is none of my business, but.
.
.
I'd advise you to leave him behind.
How did you-- Hot spring therapies are the best for a sickly old man like me.
Death wouldn't cure your sickness! What did you say? What do we have here? Gimme! Gimme! That's mine! It's mine! - It's mine! It's mine! - It's mine! I-It's mine! - Take care, Akane.
- I will! Ranma, you go, too.
He's not going with me! Get a move on, or they'll leave without you.
You're right! Bye! What are you doing? You just never learn.
Master, try to control yourself! No way! No way! I wanna take a bath with Akane! The Master at the baths is like setting a man-eating tiger loose.
So that's how you see me! Settle down, you perverted old man! What!? - Hot springs! Hot springs! - Don't let him get away! Akane! "Repent!" You suckers! The girls' dressing room! How sweet! Eeek! A dirty old man! Good work, Ranma! Nothin' to it! Right! Now he's breathed his last! Now you've broken my bath set, more precious than life itself! I can't bathe with Akane now! Why does everybody pick on me!? You have no right to cry about this! I'll never forgive you! So many insults to your master! You must be punished! I decided never to use this technique again, but-- That stance! This technique reversed the flow of the Yangtze in one blow! More powerful than is told in Anything-Goes Martial Arts ultimate technique: HAPPO FIRE BURST!! "I'm sorry!" Master! Not that! Too late for apologies! I, uh-- Where? Where? Where's this ultimate technique? "Let sleeping masters lie!" It should have been devastating! Let's see, you go like this.
Then like that-- I forget! The Happo Fire Burst! A horrific technique that burns the memories! It's a living hell.
I don't trust a word he says.
Have you ever seen it? I told you, it's a living hell! That day, we were struggling through our brutal training-- What a haul! Thief! They do this every day! This time we'll stop them! There's no way the villagers can follow MY escape route! But the villagers prepared a cunning trap! And the Master zeroed in on it! It's a brassiere! How sweet! Master! There was no way the Master could avoid the crushing boulder! This is our chance, Tendo! Now he'll be flattened in one shot! This technique once leveled a mighty fortress far overseas! More powerful than is told in Anything-Goes Martial Arts ultimate technique: HAPPO FIRE BURST!! It was a living hell! When we came to, our boulder was reduced to pebbles.
And the Master-- Little Happo made a boo-boo.
My brassiere, which I value more than life itself-- To prevent this tragedy from ever occurring again.
.
.
I will never use the Happo Fire Burst again! The instruction scroll for the technique was sealed away, but.
.
.
The day has come to break the seal! And you will be its first victims! Don't chicken out now! - The sky is falling! - Don't lay an egg! This is no time for puns! The old freak has forgotten the technique.
All we have to do is get to the scroll first! That's right! We'll pay the old fogy back! The scroll is beneath this cliff.
Under that rock! What is it!? T-The M-Master! Where!? He ain't nowhere around.
Let's go! What was that? - Peeping Toms? - How awful! I-It's in the middle of the hot spring! A hot spring sprung up here!? Saotome, what are we gonna do!? Providence is kind! The scroll for the Happo Fire Burst is right before our eyes! We must get it first! I have an idea! NO! Turning girl wouldn't do no good.
I'd be a boy again the instant I hit the water.
"Foolish boy! I'll disguise myself with this.
" Be a new bear with some paint.
A perfectly harmless panda can appear as a man-eating grizzly! The girls will run in terror! Then we get the scroll! The plan is perfect! - It's a bear! - Run for your lives! We're in the Japanese Alps.
Do you think polar bears live here? "Oh, my This is em-BEAR-assing" Saotome! Fool! - You amateurs! - Master! And you call yourself my disciples! Watch carefully, and let the master show you how it's done! Look, it's a monkey! How cute! I saw this on television! My god! He calmed the girls' rage and entered the hot spring naturally! Understand now, you fools? To master the art of voyeurism, you blend in like a chameleon.
Then you become one with your surroundings.
He's the master.
We're pale imitations.
'Bout time you realized it.
Thank you, Master! This is no time to praise him! You want him to get the scroll!? What's that for!? You should have gone in the first place! - You have no right-- - Cease your complaining! Do you want to be a victim of the Happo Fire Burst!? You're our only hope! Go team! They play dirty! Gotta break that rock in one shot! This hot spring's great! Pass me that bath pail.
- Scrub my back? - Okay, hold on a sec.
What's he doing? Calm down! Calm down! l'm a girl too, right? What're you doin' here, you creep!? One splash of hot water and he's through! You won't get the scroll that easy! You'll change back to a boy and get hit from all sides! You creep! A bra! Where? Where? - That monkey just talked.
- He's one of those Peeping Toms! It's a pervert! A pervert! A dirty old man!! You can't say that to your master! - You're not making sense! - Retribution! That scroll's MINE! Oh, no you don't! He got away! That was quick! Next time, he's dead! The little lecher! Are you some kind of mole? You embarrassed me in front of the girls! Have you no gratitude!? What a beautiful bath! I've never been in an open-air hot spring.
- This is just for girls.
- We can take our time.
Akane had to pick THIS hot spring! The gods smile! - Akane! - Come back! Akane! What a rotten development! Watch where you're going! Ain't you here for the scroll? First things first! - Then I'll just help myself to the scroll.
- Suit yourself.
I changed my mind.
A Peeping Tom? Disgusting! How gross! If I see him, I'll stomp him into the ground! - Where'd he-- - Oh, god! lt couldn't be-- What deer smokes a pipe!? There should be one more! Lets split up and look for him! I'm not gettin' caught! I gotta get the scroll! AKANE!! It's the lecher! You just never learn! A-Akane, I-- What the heck.
.
.
ARE YOU DOING HERE!! I can explain! And so the secret Happo Fire Burst scroll is MINE!! - Oh, no! - Secret scroll? You fool! - Ranma! - Hot potato! All right! It's the scroll! This is the Master's secret scroll? The writing's chicken scratch.
You could've explained.
Have you EVER listened to my explanation before hitting me? Only the master can make out that writing.
But will he translate it for us? Leave this to me! It's yours! Look at them getting carried away! lt isn't over yet! Sweet Inn Tennis Court Why must I play tennis? It's all your fault for going to the baths.
But that's no reason to drag me out of bed so early.
.
.
If anybody else were here, we'd have to compete for his attention.
Be successful! Know that your fathers are far behind you! - But if we-- - He'll be here.
- That's not what I meant-- - We'll be fine! Such a tempting bust line! Long, shapely legs, like a fawn.
Eye-catching undergarments.
A pair of dancing angels! The Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts technique: Dancing Angels of the Tennis Court! This trick is WAY too transparent.
You think it can catch ME!? You fool! That hurts! Pure white undergarments! - Gotcha! - Good work, Ranma! I knew it was a trap, but I just couldn't help myself! Now, teach us the Happo Fire Burst! Won't he just turn around and use it first? Why didn't you SAY SO!? What did you think I was trying to say!? Run away!! I can't read my own handwriting! BIFF BAM BOOM You wrote it yourself! These aren't letters.
It must be a code! Shut up! I'm trying to make it out! Cluck, cluck.
.
.
cluck, cluck-- It IS chicken scratch! You call yourself a master! How pathetic! You idiots! No use trying to read what I can't read! My secret scroll! And in the end.
.
.
the Master will never use the Happo Fire Burst.
This is for all the fear.
.
.
you've caused us all these years! Hey! Hey! He ain't movin'.
Now to finish the job! Father, you don't have to go that far! Let him, Akane.
An old man can't go on.
.
.
just can't go on without my Fire Burst! If this ends your perverted strength.
.
.
let me say your eulogy!! Nyah, nyah! Eat this! Lookee at the sparks! I just remembered my secret technique: The Happo Fire Burst! The Happo Fire Burst: just what did it do? As martial artists, I think we both wanted to know, Tendo.
Then I'll teach it to you! I got it! Those screams! Dad! Are you still alive, you little freak? Ranma, I'll teach it to you, too! HAPPO FIRE BURST! That firecracker wasn't the Happo Fire Burst, was it? Take that! Spike! You meanie! "Ultimate technique," my butt! How about THIS ONE! You idiot! You'll hurt somebody! Just try to spike THIS! Ranma! Some Fire Burst! Scaring us with firecrackers.
Don't complain.
DO SOMETHING ! If you're so smart, then take this! How sweet! Now bury yourself! It's Ranma's brassiere! - What? - Stopped with one finger! Incredible! I should have known.
I admire your effort, but-- Farewell, Master! What a beautiful way to go.
He WAS an expert.
But now the world is just a little more peaceful.
Aren't fireworks unusual for this time of year? Best lookin' fireworks I've seen in my life! Right, Pops? I'll say! Lets have a drink to celebrate! And with Father and Ranma along on the trip.
.
.
it must have been a wonderful vacation.
I'm exhausted.
Yeah, maybe.
But where's my swag? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot.
This is for Nabiki-- Huh? What's this? Oh, no.
It's-- Ranma, you shouldn't play with fire in the house.
Then TAKE IT! I can't wait for the summertime! Right, Soun? Genma? Yes, Master!