Teen Titans Go! (2013) s01e44 Episode Script
Mas Y Menos
[ALARM WAILING THEN CYBORG SCREAMS.]
[CYBORG SHOUTING.]
[SNORING.]
Man, is it just me or is nothing working in this tower.
Uh, that reminds me.
Avoid the bathroom.
[STARFIRE SCREAMING.]
At least Aah! Titans.
What happened? Never mind.
I have intel that the H.
I.
V.
E.
Is working to turn their HQ into a space battle station.
You heard me right.
A space battle station! Check it out.
[ROBIN MIMICKING GUNS AND ROCKETS.]
I plan to infiltrate and destroy the tower before their evil plan can be put into motion.
Is not the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower too well secured to attempt this? Already figured that out.
[IN DEEP VOICE.]
What do you think? Ah.
Finally, you changed your outfit.
ROBIN: No, I'm not changing.
- Oh, you do not know how ridiculous your old costume was.
Yeah.
We didn't wanna tell you.
But your old costume.
Lame.
ROBIN: You misunderstand.
- Loving the new voice too.
Your old one was just so whiney.
"Titans, go.
Listen to me.
Do stuff I say as my incredibly shrill voice makes your ears bleed.
" [IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Aah! I'm not changing costumes.
I'm posing as a villain called Red X in order to infiltrate the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower.
Red X? Ooh! Gonna keep the name change, right? Cooler than Robin.
None of this is permanent! What makes you think they'll let you join H.
I.
V.
E? [IN DEEP VOICE.]
When I pick their biggest and baddest member and make a point, they'll beg.
This mission will be fast.
In and out.
[ROBIN SCREAMING.]
[THUD.]
This space battle station is gonna be the perfect combination of comfort and deadliness.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Come in.
ROBIN [IN DEEP VOICE.]
: Name's Red X.
I want in with the H.
I.
V.
E.
You know, we don't usually bring in new recruits this way.
- What? Don't think I have what it takes? - You're in.
[ROBIN SHOUTING.]
ROBIN: You think you're a tough guy? Someone stop him.
He's gonna hurt Mammoth.
ROBIN: What's wrong, tough guy? Not so big and bad after all, huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I said you were in.
ROBIN: Oh, sorry.
[SCREAMING.]
Well, we've got a home improvement project we're working on.
- Make yourself comfortable.
- He's mean.
Said I was sorry.
Just like I said.
In and out.
Red X.
Want some pizza? ROBIN: As long as it's not delivery.
Because in two minutes there won't be a tower to deliver it to.
We've got our own wood-burning oven.
ROBIN: Wood-burning pizza oven? Excuse me.
Let's eat.
Mm.
Excellent pizza.
Crispy crust.
Such a same this evil wood-burning pizza oven must be destroyed.
So tomorrow, I was thinking we'd make Hawaiian.
Huh! Hawaiian? Excuse me.
STARFIRE: The dinner is served.
Frozen fish and peas? I don't wanna see that.
I'm hungry.
But you have not fixed the microwave oven machine like you promised.
Oh, so just because I said I would fix it, I'm the one who has to fix? You all are living in a fantasyland.
So.
You destroyed the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower? [IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Uh, not yet.
Things have gotten complicated.
We can discuss over the dinner.
Oh, not for me.
I'm stuffed.
The H.
I.
V.
E.
Has a wood-burning pizza oven.
You had pizza? Yeah.
From a wood-burning pizza oven.
Ha, ha.
Ahem.
It was super evil.
I'll destroy their tower tomorrow.
It'll be fast.
In and out.
We need laser cannons here and here.
And a flame decal would look really cool.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Name's Stone.
Thought the H.
I.
V.
E.
Could use someone like me.
- Nice.
You're in.
- Guess I'll have to prove myself then.
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING.]
Uppercut! Sorry, but there's a new tough guy in town.
Dude, I said you were in.
Red X, show him around.
ROBIN: What are you doing here? - Sounded like I could eat pizz - Sounded like you could use help.
ROBIN: Fine.
Keep watch while I set the timer.
In and out.
Red X.
We got us a complication.
ROBIN: I placed a timed charge at the main electronic system interface junction.
Simple.
In and out.
- Escape route? ROBIN: Planned.
CYBORG: Shock wave dispersal pattern? - Calculated.
Air overpressure? Ha, ha! Score.
I win.
I win.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
ROBIN: Better check out the pizza.
Then, in and out.
Beast Boy, what are you doing to the Silkie? Video game's broken, so I'm playing: "What's Inside of Silkie?" Oh, yeah.
Ha, ha.
Oh.
I did not just pull out a hat.
So you finally destroy the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower? - That's a negative.
- Still gathering intel.
Uncovering so many secrets.
You guys up for a game of "What's Inside of Silkie?" No, thanks.
Our wrists are tired from playing air hockey all day.
They have air hockey? Not for long, they don't.
And the wood-burning pizza oven? [KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Come in.
Hi, I'm Ravine.
I am Sapphire.
I'm Beast Bob.
- You're all in.
- We want in with the H.
I.
V.
E.
Poor, poor Mammoth.
It's getting too crowded around here.
ROBIN: What are you guys doing here? We thought you could use our help.
The mission is under control.
In and out.
Mayday.
Mayday.
ROBIN [IN DEEP VOICE.]
: Why doesn't it surprise me that this pit of despair has a soda fountain? So many dastardly beverage choices.
We need more time here.
Too many unanswered questions.
ROBIN: How much time? - Years, bro.
Years.
ROBIN: Years it is.
Then, in and out.
Our ultimate space weapon is complete.
We're ready to launch.
We can't go into space with them.
[SLURPING THEN BELCHES.]
- We have to ask them to leave.
- Huh! That would be rude.
- So how do we get rid of them? - Only one choice.
We have to blow up H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower.
- That's the best you can come up with? - It'll be easy.
In and out.
Weird.
There's a bomb here already.
Just need to set it.
ROBIN: Whoa, what are you doing? We're blowing up the tower to get rid of you.
Yeah.
You're rude and mean.
Hey, nobody blows this place up but the Teen Titans.
Huh! Beast Boy.
This place may be evil but it's also way too awesome to destroy.
[IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Titans, go.
[SHOUTING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[SHOUTING.]
I hate it here.
Yes, especially now.
[BELCHES.]
[SNORING.]
Dudes, we've gotta do something.
They're driving us crazy.
It's okay.
I've got a plan.
It'll be fast.
In and [BEEPING.]
[CYBORG SHOUTING.]
[SNORING.]
Man, is it just me or is nothing working in this tower.
Uh, that reminds me.
Avoid the bathroom.
[STARFIRE SCREAMING.]
At least Aah! Titans.
What happened? Never mind.
I have intel that the H.
I.
V.
E.
Is working to turn their HQ into a space battle station.
You heard me right.
A space battle station! Check it out.
[ROBIN MIMICKING GUNS AND ROCKETS.]
I plan to infiltrate and destroy the tower before their evil plan can be put into motion.
Is not the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower too well secured to attempt this? Already figured that out.
[IN DEEP VOICE.]
What do you think? Ah.
Finally, you changed your outfit.
ROBIN: No, I'm not changing.
- Oh, you do not know how ridiculous your old costume was.
Yeah.
We didn't wanna tell you.
But your old costume.
Lame.
ROBIN: You misunderstand.
- Loving the new voice too.
Your old one was just so whiney.
"Titans, go.
Listen to me.
Do stuff I say as my incredibly shrill voice makes your ears bleed.
" [IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Aah! I'm not changing costumes.
I'm posing as a villain called Red X in order to infiltrate the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower.
Red X? Ooh! Gonna keep the name change, right? Cooler than Robin.
None of this is permanent! What makes you think they'll let you join H.
I.
V.
E? [IN DEEP VOICE.]
When I pick their biggest and baddest member and make a point, they'll beg.
This mission will be fast.
In and out.
[ROBIN SCREAMING.]
[THUD.]
This space battle station is gonna be the perfect combination of comfort and deadliness.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Come in.
ROBIN [IN DEEP VOICE.]
: Name's Red X.
I want in with the H.
I.
V.
E.
You know, we don't usually bring in new recruits this way.
- What? Don't think I have what it takes? - You're in.
[ROBIN SHOUTING.]
ROBIN: You think you're a tough guy? Someone stop him.
He's gonna hurt Mammoth.
ROBIN: What's wrong, tough guy? Not so big and bad after all, huh? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I said you were in.
ROBIN: Oh, sorry.
[SCREAMING.]
Well, we've got a home improvement project we're working on.
- Make yourself comfortable.
- He's mean.
Said I was sorry.
Just like I said.
In and out.
Red X.
Want some pizza? ROBIN: As long as it's not delivery.
Because in two minutes there won't be a tower to deliver it to.
We've got our own wood-burning oven.
ROBIN: Wood-burning pizza oven? Excuse me.
Let's eat.
Mm.
Excellent pizza.
Crispy crust.
Such a same this evil wood-burning pizza oven must be destroyed.
So tomorrow, I was thinking we'd make Hawaiian.
Huh! Hawaiian? Excuse me.
STARFIRE: The dinner is served.
Frozen fish and peas? I don't wanna see that.
I'm hungry.
But you have not fixed the microwave oven machine like you promised.
Oh, so just because I said I would fix it, I'm the one who has to fix? You all are living in a fantasyland.
So.
You destroyed the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower? [IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Uh, not yet.
Things have gotten complicated.
We can discuss over the dinner.
Oh, not for me.
I'm stuffed.
The H.
I.
V.
E.
Has a wood-burning pizza oven.
You had pizza? Yeah.
From a wood-burning pizza oven.
Ha, ha.
Ahem.
It was super evil.
I'll destroy their tower tomorrow.
It'll be fast.
In and out.
We need laser cannons here and here.
And a flame decal would look really cool.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Name's Stone.
Thought the H.
I.
V.
E.
Could use someone like me.
- Nice.
You're in.
- Guess I'll have to prove myself then.
[SHOUTING AND GRUNTING.]
Uppercut! Sorry, but there's a new tough guy in town.
Dude, I said you were in.
Red X, show him around.
ROBIN: What are you doing here? - Sounded like I could eat pizz - Sounded like you could use help.
ROBIN: Fine.
Keep watch while I set the timer.
In and out.
Red X.
We got us a complication.
ROBIN: I placed a timed charge at the main electronic system interface junction.
Simple.
In and out.
- Escape route? ROBIN: Planned.
CYBORG: Shock wave dispersal pattern? - Calculated.
Air overpressure? Ha, ha! Score.
I win.
I win.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
ROBIN: Better check out the pizza.
Then, in and out.
Beast Boy, what are you doing to the Silkie? Video game's broken, so I'm playing: "What's Inside of Silkie?" Oh, yeah.
Ha, ha.
Oh.
I did not just pull out a hat.
So you finally destroy the H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower? - That's a negative.
- Still gathering intel.
Uncovering so many secrets.
You guys up for a game of "What's Inside of Silkie?" No, thanks.
Our wrists are tired from playing air hockey all day.
They have air hockey? Not for long, they don't.
And the wood-burning pizza oven? [KNOCKING ON DOOR.]
Come in.
Hi, I'm Ravine.
I am Sapphire.
I'm Beast Bob.
- You're all in.
- We want in with the H.
I.
V.
E.
Poor, poor Mammoth.
It's getting too crowded around here.
ROBIN: What are you guys doing here? We thought you could use our help.
The mission is under control.
In and out.
Mayday.
Mayday.
ROBIN [IN DEEP VOICE.]
: Why doesn't it surprise me that this pit of despair has a soda fountain? So many dastardly beverage choices.
We need more time here.
Too many unanswered questions.
ROBIN: How much time? - Years, bro.
Years.
ROBIN: Years it is.
Then, in and out.
Our ultimate space weapon is complete.
We're ready to launch.
We can't go into space with them.
[SLURPING THEN BELCHES.]
- We have to ask them to leave.
- Huh! That would be rude.
- So how do we get rid of them? - Only one choice.
We have to blow up H.
I.
V.
E.
Tower.
- That's the best you can come up with? - It'll be easy.
In and out.
Weird.
There's a bomb here already.
Just need to set it.
ROBIN: Whoa, what are you doing? We're blowing up the tower to get rid of you.
Yeah.
You're rude and mean.
Hey, nobody blows this place up but the Teen Titans.
Huh! Beast Boy.
This place may be evil but it's also way too awesome to destroy.
[IN NORMAL VOICE.]
Titans, go.
[SHOUTING.]
[WHIMPERING.]
[SHOUTING.]
I hate it here.
Yes, especially now.
[BELCHES.]
[SNORING.]
Dudes, we've gotta do something.
They're driving us crazy.
It's okay.
I've got a plan.
It'll be fast.
In and [BEEPING.]