Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e45 Episode Script
Copa Ca Heathcliff/Leroy's in Love
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AHH! MY LATEST COPY
OF GLAMOUR CATMAGAZINE.
WOW! LOOK AT THESE
SWELL-LOOKING CATS,
ALL DRESSED UP
FOR A NIGHT OUT A
A FANCY CAT NIGHTCLUB.
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED,
RIGHT HERE
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND I'M JUST THE CA
TO DO IT.
[CRASH]
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
HEATHCLIFF?
YEAH, HEATHCLIFF. THOSE
ARE NICE-LOOKING CATS.
HMM.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[HUMMING]
OH, I GET IT.
YOU WANT TO OPEN UP
A NIGHTCLUB OF YOUR OWN
OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
NO WAY. GRANDPA
WOULD NEVER ALLOW
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IF YOU WAN
TO TRY IT, GO AHEAD,
BUT COUNT ME OUT.
AHH! I CAN SEE IT NOW--
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, GUYS, CHECK OU
THIS PHOTO I FOUND
IN GLAMOUR CA
MAGAZINE.
WOW! THEM IS SOME
FANCY-LOOKING CATS.
EXACTLY. THOSE CATS
COULD BE US.
DUHUS?
WELL, MAYBE
NOT YOU.
WELL, MAYBE
NOT YOU.
HOW COULD WE BE LIKE
THOSE FINE FELINES,
HEATHCLIFF?
I'M GOING TO OPEN UP
A CAT CLUB--
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
SWELL.
WE'LL BE HAPPY
TO HANG OUT THERE.
YOU WON'T BE
HANGING OUT THERE.
YOU'LL BE WORKING THERE.
WORKING? NO WAY!WORKING? NO WAY!
WHOA! WHOA!WHOA! WHOA!
[SHOUTING AND MEOWING]
UH, WHAT TIME DO WE
REPORT FOR WORK, BOSS?
[SNORING]
[YAWN]
I'M HUNGRY.
THINK I'LL GO FIX
A LITTLE SNACK.
PSST!
DUM DOO DEE DOO
DI DAY ♪
DUM DO DEE BOP
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU KNOW
THE BOY SCOUT MOTTO,
SPIKE--BE PREPARED.
[GROWLING
AND BARKING]
[DOG SNORING]
[BARKING]
[DOG SNORING]
THERE. IT'S FINISHED.
NOW TO TAKE CARE
OF SOME BUSINESS.
WE'VE GOT A DEAL.
YOU'LL BE THE SINGER
IN MY NEW CLUB.
IF YOU GUYS WAN
TO PARTY,
COME TO COPA CA HEATHCLIFF
TONIGHT.
[SNORING]
PSST! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOU
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF?
IT'S THE HOTTEST PLACE
IN TOWN.
SEE YOU TONIGH
AT COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
BE THERE TONIGHT.
COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
SEE YOU TONIGHT. BE THERE.
COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
GREAT PLACE.
TONIGHT. TONIGHT.
WHEW! BEING A BIG
BUSINESS TYCOON
IS SURE HARD WORK.
Heathcliff:
NICE TO SEE YOU, JOE.
I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE
YOU'RE HAVING
A NICE TIME.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
[MUSIC STOPS]
UH, UH, H-HIYA, SPIKEY.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE ME, NOTHING.
YOU STOLE OUR DOGHOUSES!
STOLE? STOLE?
I DIDN'T STEAL
THEM, SPIKEY.
I JUS
BORROWED THEM.
[GULP]
WELL, WE'RE JUST GOING
TO BORROW THEM BACK.
WE FIGURE AS HOW
THIS PLACE IS BUIL
OUT OF OUR DOGHOUSES,
IT OUGHT TO BELONG
TO THE DOGS,
SO WE'RE TAKING OVER
OUR NEW DOG CLUB.
N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
SPIKEY.
WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT.
SINCE WHEN CAN'
DOGS AND CATS
LIVE HARMONIOUSLY
TOGETHER?
NO WAY!
THEY'RE OUR DOGHOUSES
AND OUR NIGHTCLUB!
RIGHT, GUYS?
YEAH!
[CATS GROWLING]
UH, M-MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
HEATHCLIFF.
UH, WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
LOOK, SPIKE,
NO SENSE IN RUINING
A NICE EVENING.
YOU DOGS ARE
DRESSED TO PARTY,
SO COME ON IN.
YOU DOGS TAKE THIS
SIDE OF THE ROOM.
SCRAM.
AND THE CATS WILL
STAY OVER THERE.
YEAH. WE'LL ALL HAVE
A GOOD TIME. YEAH.
[ALL MUTTERING]
YOU GOT A DEAL.
Heathcliff: WHEW!
♪♪
♪
WHEW! THIS PLACE HAS
REALLY GONE TO THE DOGS.
HEY! WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING!
YOUWATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, CAT!
YOW!
[SARCASTICALLY]
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
[ANGRILY]
THAT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT.
ACCIDENTS
WILL HAPPEN.
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
OH, NO.
BOYS, BOYS,
PLEASE.
NO NEED
FOR FIGHTING.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
WRECK MY JOINT?
Dog: OH, YEAH?
TAKE THAT!
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
STOP IT! STOP IT!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
[MORE BARKING
AND MEOWING]
LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE!
CUT IT OUT.
NOT AGAIN!
BOY, THIS
IS A ROUGH JOINT.
YUMMY!
Heathcliff:
UH, WAIT, WAIT. STOP.
NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE. DON'T--
STOP!!
Wordsworth:
OH! WHOA!
HOW COULD THEY
DO THIS TO ME?
ALL THIS HARD WORK
FOR NOTHING.
YO!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WELL, IF YOU CAN'
BEAT THEM
JOIN THEM!
I CAN'T LOOK.
[RINGING]
HELLO? COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF SPEAKING.
YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE OPEN.
YEAH. COME ON DOWN.
LET'S PARTY!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THANKS A LOT.
WE HAD A GREAT TIME!
I'M GLAD YOU HAD
A GOOD TIME, SPIKE.
HERE. I GO
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
WHAT?! OHH!
IT'S YOUR BILL, SPIKEY,
FOR BREAKING FURNITURE,
FOR WRECKING
THE BANDSTAND,
BROKEN DISHES,
THROWING FOOD,
SPILLING MILK,
AND THE COVER CHARGE!
[HAMMERING]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE REMODELING JOB,
CLEO?
YOU SHOULD BE
REAL PROUD OF THE BOYS.
THEY'VE DONE
THE IMPOSSIBLE--
THEY MADE IT LOOK
WORSE THAN BEFORE.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
QUIET!!
THAT'S BETTER.
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
THE WORST RACKE
I EVER HEARD,
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE. I--
HUH?
[GULP]
[WHISTLES]
WOW!
I GOT TO MEET HER!
WHOOPS!
HA HA HA!
LOOKING
AT THAT DOG
IS STARTING
TO BUM ME OUT.
Wordsworth:
HE LOOKS SO BLUE,
IT'S BUMMING ME, TOO.
YEAH. HE HASN'T YELLED
AT US ALL DAY.
MAYBE
HE'S SICK.
YOU GUYS
ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
CAN'T YOU TELL
HE'S IN LOVE?
YOU GOT TO
BE KIDDING.
LEROY WITH A DATE?
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
IS GREAT.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
BOY, TALK ABOUT A BUNCH
OF INSENSITIVE CREEPS.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
SO UPTIGHT ABOUT,
CLEO?
I JUST REALIZED THA
LOVE IS A JOKE TO YOU.
IF YOU DON'T HELP LEROY,
THEN YOU CAN JUST FORGE
ABOUT US, TOO.
YOU WANT IT,
YOU GOT IT.
ME AND THE BOYS
WILL TURN THAT HOUND
INTO A GREAT LOVER
IN NO TIME.
HEY, BUT HOW'S HE
EVER GOING TO FIND
THAT BABE AGAIN?
I KNOW WHO SHE IS.
HER OWNERS ARE CUSTOMERS
AT THE MUSIC STORE.
I'LL GO GE
THE ADDRESS. YOU JUS
TAKE CARE OF LEROY.
YOUR WISH
IS MY COMMAND,
O LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
SUPPOSE
I DON'T FEEL
LIKE HELPING
THAT FURBAG.
THEN I'LL WRITE
TO YOU EVERY DAY
IN THE HOSPITAL.
NOW, ALL IN FAVOR
OF HELPING LEROY,
SAY, "AYE."
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
I SAW THAT POODLE YOU WERE
STARING AT THIS MORNING.
SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING ON EARTH.
HOW'D YOU LIKE ME
TO FIX YOU UP WITH HER?
YOU MEAN IT?
YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
YEAH, BUT CALM DOWN, MAN.
FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO
IS GET YOU CLEANED UP.
I GOT AN IDEA.
NOW FOR THE GROOMING.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO PU
THE MOVES ON A CHICK,
YOU GOT TO LOOK COOL.
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY I LOOK?
I'D LOVE
TO TAKE THE TIME
TO TELL YOU,
BUT I GO
A DATE WITH CLEO
IN TWO WEEKS.
NOW, GET IN THE CHAIR.
READYDO IT!
COME ON.
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
JUST ANOTHER
MINUTE.
WILL YOU HURRY UP?
HE'S DONE. NOW,
CLOSE YOUR EYES,
RIFFRAFF.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
I PROMISE
IT'LL BE WORTH IT.
TA-DUM! YOU CAN
OPEN THEM NOW.
Riffraff: WHAT?!
WELL, RIFF,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HA HA HA!
HE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
Leroy: ARE YOU SURE
SHE LIVES HERE?
THAT'S THE ADDRESS
THE MUSIC STORE HAD.
HERE. GIVE HER THESE.
WOMEN LOVEFLOWERS.
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
NOW, THIS IS CLASS.
[RINGS DOORBELL]
UH-OH.
HEY, BRAT, LOOK
AT THE PUPPY.
TELL HIM WE GAVE
AT THE OFFICE.
Cleo: NOW WHAT,
EINSTEIN?
Riffraff:
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
THOSE DOGS WILL
NEVER LET ME IN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING.
YOU, LEROY,
AFRAID OF A COUPLE
OF HOUSE PETS?
I'M NOT EXACTLY
AFRAID.
OF COURSE HE'S NOT.
MAN, HE'S THE KING
OF THE JUNKYARD.
UH, YEAH. JUST HIS NAME
STRIKES FEAR IN OUR HEARTS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY NOW?
THOSE POOCHES
BETTER NOT GE
IN MY WAY.
OPEN THIS DOOR
RIGHT NOW!
HEY, LOOK.
THE PUPPY IS BACK.
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
[GROWLING]
DO YOU GUYS
HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO YOU'RE
MESSING WITH?
I'M THE KING OF
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
JUST THE MENTION
OF MY--OOPS!
1, 2, 3!
1, 2, 3!
AAH!
YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO MEE
THIS GIRL
IF YOU KEEP
FOOLING AROUND.
Riffraff: OK.
JUST REMEMBER
EVERYTHING I TAUGHT YOU
AND DON'T LOOK DOWN.
OH, NO!
HEH HEH HEH!HEH HEH HEH!
YOW!
WHEW!
WHOA!
HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH!
SEE YOU LATER
KING.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING,
PAL.
I GOT ANOTHER
GREAT IDEA.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS
SWING ON THIS ROPE
RIGHT INTO HER ARMS.
PRETTY SMART, HUH?
I'M NOT SO SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHAT IDEAS
DOES THATGIVE YOU?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
GREAT. NOW
WE'LL NEVER KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST FIFI
BLOW-DRYING HER HAIR.
LET'S GO CHECK.
YOUR LOVERBOY
IS COMING, FIFI!
AAH!
OH, NO!
OOF!
HI. BYE.
[CRASH]
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
JUST CONSIDER THIS
THE PRICE WE PAY
FOR LOVE.
[SIGH]
YOU REALLY BLEW IT.
BUT, CLEO, I DID MY BEST.
I GUESS WHEN
THE CHIPS WERE DOWN,
YOU JUST COULDN'
COME THROUGH.
WHAT?
WE ALL HAVE TO LEARN
TO ACCEPT FAILURE,
EVEN YOU.
FAILURE? ME? I'LL SHOW YOU!
HEY, GUYS, GET OVER HERE!
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!
WE'RE GETTING
THAT DOG IN,
AND WE'RE DOING IT NOW!
GATHER ROUND.
I GOT A PLAN.
[MUTTERING]
LET'S DO IT.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
LAY THERE?
OR ARE YOU GOING TO
GO AFTER THE GIRL
OF YOUR DREAMS?
IT'S HOPELESS.
YEAH, IF YOU KEEP
TALKING AND DON'
DO ANYTHING.
THOSE DOGS
ARE JUST BULLIES.
YOU CAN HANDLE THEM.
[SARCASTICALLY]
YEAH. I'VE DONE GREA
WITH THEM SO FAR.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REASON WITH THEM.
DON'T TELLTHEM
YOU'RE TOUGHER.
SHOWTHEM.
GET UP THERE, GROWL,
GRIT YOUR TEETH,
AND THOSE GUYS
WILL RUN SO FAST,
YOU WON'
GET A CHANCE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
I PERSONALLY
GUARANTEE IT.
NOW, GET UP THERE,
CHAMP, AND SHOW THEM
WHO'S BOSS.
I'LL DO IT!
HEY, YOU TWO
OVERGROWN FLEABAGS,
GET OUT HERE!
[GROWL]
I GUESS THEY KNEW
I WASN'T KIDDING
AROUND THIS TIME.
[DOGS BARKING]
LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD!
HERE'S DOG FOOD TO GO
TO HELP YOU TO GROW.
I THINK
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
WELL, YOU WOULDN'
BE SO BAD YOURSELF
IF YOU WOULD
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT HAIR.
I MEAN, HONESTLY,
YOU WALK AROUND
LOOKING
LIKE THAT? WHEW!
ANOTHER THING,
I'VE SEEN WHERE
YOU LIVE.
UGH! WHAT A DUMP!
IT REALLY NEEDS
A WOMAN'S TOUCH.
NO, NO. MAYBE
IT WOULD LOOK
BETTER OVER THERE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
MAYBE OVER THERE.
WELL, AT LEAS
THEY'RE TOGETHER.
[CRASH]
TRY AND TELL THA
TO LEROY.
LOOK, I CAN'T HELP YOU
IF YOU DON'T WAN
TO COOPERATE.
UHH.
PERSONALLY, MY FAVOURITE CHOICE
FOR A PET WOULD BE A KITTEN,
BUT I KNOW SOME OF YOU LIKE
PUPPIES.
IF YOU GO TO THE PET STORE, OR
EVEN BETTER, THE POUND,
TO PICK OUT A PUPPY, HE OR SHE
SHOULD BE BETWEEN
SEVEN AND TEN WEEKS OLD.
OH, DID I MENTION MY SECOND
FAVOURITE FOOD - UH - PET -
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL
AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
AHH! MY LATEST COPY
OF GLAMOUR CATMAGAZINE.
WOW! LOOK AT THESE
SWELL-LOOKING CATS,
ALL DRESSED UP
FOR A NIGHT OUT A
A FANCY CAT NIGHTCLUB.
THAT'S WHAT WE NEED,
RIGHT HERE
IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD,
AND I'M JUST THE CA
TO DO IT.
[CRASH]
WHAT DO YOU WANT,
HEATHCLIFF?
YEAH, HEATHCLIFF. THOSE
ARE NICE-LOOKING CATS.
HMM.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
[HUMMING]
OH, I GET IT.
YOU WANT TO OPEN UP
A NIGHTCLUB OF YOUR OWN
OUT IN THE BACKYARD.
NO WAY. GRANDPA
WOULD NEVER ALLOW
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
IF YOU WAN
TO TRY IT, GO AHEAD,
BUT COUNT ME OUT.
AHH! I CAN SEE IT NOW--
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
HEY, GUYS, CHECK OU
THIS PHOTO I FOUND
IN GLAMOUR CA
MAGAZINE.
WOW! THEM IS SOME
FANCY-LOOKING CATS.
EXACTLY. THOSE CATS
COULD BE US.
DUHUS?
WELL, MAYBE
NOT YOU.
WELL, MAYBE
NOT YOU.
HOW COULD WE BE LIKE
THOSE FINE FELINES,
HEATHCLIFF?
I'M GOING TO OPEN UP
A CAT CLUB--
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
SWELL.
WE'LL BE HAPPY
TO HANG OUT THERE.
YOU WON'T BE
HANGING OUT THERE.
YOU'LL BE WORKING THERE.
WORKING? NO WAY!WORKING? NO WAY!
WHOA! WHOA!WHOA! WHOA!
[SHOUTING AND MEOWING]
UH, WHAT TIME DO WE
REPORT FOR WORK, BOSS?
[SNORING]
[YAWN]
I'M HUNGRY.
THINK I'LL GO FIX
A LITTLE SNACK.
PSST!
DUM DOO DEE DOO
DI DAY ♪
DUM DO DEE BOP
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU KNOW
THE BOY SCOUT MOTTO,
SPIKE--BE PREPARED.
[GROWLING
AND BARKING]
[DOG SNORING]
[BARKING]
[DOG SNORING]
THERE. IT'S FINISHED.
NOW TO TAKE CARE
OF SOME BUSINESS.
WE'VE GOT A DEAL.
YOU'LL BE THE SINGER
IN MY NEW CLUB.
IF YOU GUYS WAN
TO PARTY,
COME TO COPA CA HEATHCLIFF
TONIGHT.
[SNORING]
PSST! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOU
THE COPA CA HEATHCLIFF?
IT'S THE HOTTEST PLACE
IN TOWN.
SEE YOU TONIGH
AT COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
BE THERE TONIGHT.
COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
SEE YOU TONIGHT. BE THERE.
COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
GREAT PLACE.
TONIGHT. TONIGHT.
WHEW! BEING A BIG
BUSINESS TYCOON
IS SURE HARD WORK.
Heathcliff:
NICE TO SEE YOU, JOE.
I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE
YOU'RE HAVING
A NICE TIME.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
[MUSIC STOPS]
UH, UH, H-HIYA, SPIKEY.
NICE TO SEE YOU.
NICE TO SEE ME, NOTHING.
YOU STOLE OUR DOGHOUSES!
STOLE? STOLE?
I DIDN'T STEAL
THEM, SPIKEY.
I JUS
BORROWED THEM.
[GULP]
WELL, WE'RE JUST GOING
TO BORROW THEM BACK.
WE FIGURE AS HOW
THIS PLACE IS BUIL
OUT OF OUR DOGHOUSES,
IT OUGHT TO BELONG
TO THE DOGS,
SO WE'RE TAKING OVER
OUR NEW DOG CLUB.
N-NOW, WAIT A MINUTE,
SPIKEY.
WE CAN WORK THINGS OUT.
SINCE WHEN CAN'
DOGS AND CATS
LIVE HARMONIOUSLY
TOGETHER?
NO WAY!
THEY'RE OUR DOGHOUSES
AND OUR NIGHTCLUB!
RIGHT, GUYS?
YEAH!
[CATS GROWLING]
UH, M-MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT,
HEATHCLIFF.
UH, WHAT DID YOU HAVE
IN MIND?
LOOK, SPIKE,
NO SENSE IN RUINING
A NICE EVENING.
YOU DOGS ARE
DRESSED TO PARTY,
SO COME ON IN.
YOU DOGS TAKE THIS
SIDE OF THE ROOM.
SCRAM.
AND THE CATS WILL
STAY OVER THERE.
YEAH. WE'LL ALL HAVE
A GOOD TIME. YEAH.
[ALL MUTTERING]
YOU GOT A DEAL.
Heathcliff: WHEW!
♪♪
♪
WHEW! THIS PLACE HAS
REALLY GONE TO THE DOGS.
HEY! WATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING!
YOUWATCH WHERE
YOU'RE GOING, CAT!
YOW!
[SARCASTICALLY]
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
[ANGRILY]
THAT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT.
ACCIDENTS
WILL HAPPEN.
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
OH, NO.
BOYS, BOYS,
PLEASE.
NO NEED
FOR FIGHTING.
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO,
WRECK MY JOINT?
Dog: OH, YEAH?
TAKE THAT!
[BARKING AND MEOWING]
STOP IT! STOP IT!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
[MORE BARKING
AND MEOWING]
LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE!
CUT IT OUT.
NOT AGAIN!
BOY, THIS
IS A ROUGH JOINT.
YUMMY!
Heathcliff:
UH, WAIT, WAIT. STOP.
NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE. DON'T--
STOP!!
Wordsworth:
OH! WHOA!
HOW COULD THEY
DO THIS TO ME?
ALL THIS HARD WORK
FOR NOTHING.
YO!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS IS A GREAT PLACE.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WELL, IF YOU CAN'
BEAT THEM
JOIN THEM!
I CAN'T LOOK.
[RINGING]
HELLO? COPA CA HEATHCLIFF.
HEATHCLIFF SPEAKING.
YEAH, YEAH, WE'RE OPEN.
YEAH. COME ON DOWN.
LET'S PARTY!
HEY, HEATHCLIFF,
THANKS A LOT.
WE HAD A GREAT TIME!
I'M GLAD YOU HAD
A GOOD TIME, SPIKE.
HERE. I GO
SOMETHING FOR YOU.
WHAT?! OHH!
IT'S YOUR BILL, SPIKEY,
FOR BREAKING FURNITURE,
FOR WRECKING
THE BANDSTAND,
BROKEN DISHES,
THROWING FOOD,
SPILLING MILK,
AND THE COVER CHARGE!
[HAMMERING]
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE REMODELING JOB,
CLEO?
YOU SHOULD BE
REAL PROUD OF THE BOYS.
THEY'VE DONE
THE IMPOSSIBLE--
THEY MADE IT LOOK
WORSE THAN BEFORE.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
QUIET!!
THAT'S BETTER.
YOU GUYS ARE MAKING
THE WORST RACKE
I EVER HEARD,
AND I'LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING ELSE. I--
HUH?
[GULP]
[WHISTLES]
WOW!
I GOT TO MEET HER!
WHOOPS!
HA HA HA!
LOOKING
AT THAT DOG
IS STARTING
TO BUM ME OUT.
Wordsworth:
HE LOOKS SO BLUE,
IT'S BUMMING ME, TOO.
YEAH. HE HASN'T YELLED
AT US ALL DAY.
MAYBE
HE'S SICK.
YOU GUYS
ARE UNBELIEVABLE.
CAN'T YOU TELL
HE'S IN LOVE?
YOU GOT TO
BE KIDDING.
LEROY WITH A DATE?
YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
IS GREAT.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
BOY, TALK ABOUT A BUNCH
OF INSENSITIVE CREEPS.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
SO UPTIGHT ABOUT,
CLEO?
I JUST REALIZED THA
LOVE IS A JOKE TO YOU.
IF YOU DON'T HELP LEROY,
THEN YOU CAN JUST FORGE
ABOUT US, TOO.
YOU WANT IT,
YOU GOT IT.
ME AND THE BOYS
WILL TURN THAT HOUND
INTO A GREAT LOVER
IN NO TIME.
HEY, BUT HOW'S HE
EVER GOING TO FIND
THAT BABE AGAIN?
I KNOW WHO SHE IS.
HER OWNERS ARE CUSTOMERS
AT THE MUSIC STORE.
I'LL GO GE
THE ADDRESS. YOU JUS
TAKE CARE OF LEROY.
YOUR WISH
IS MY COMMAND,
O LIGHT OF MY LIFE.
SUPPOSE
I DON'T FEEL
LIKE HELPING
THAT FURBAG.
THEN I'LL WRITE
TO YOU EVERY DAY
IN THE HOSPITAL.
NOW, ALL IN FAVOR
OF HELPING LEROY,
SAY, "AYE."
AYE!
AYE!
AYE!
I SAW THAT POODLE YOU WERE
STARING AT THIS MORNING.
SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
THING ON EARTH.
HOW'D YOU LIKE ME
TO FIX YOU UP WITH HER?
YOU MEAN IT?
YOU REALLY MEAN IT?
YEAH, BUT CALM DOWN, MAN.
FIRST THING WE GOT TO DO
IS GET YOU CLEANED UP.
I GOT AN IDEA.
NOW FOR THE GROOMING.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO PU
THE MOVES ON A CHICK,
YOU GOT TO LOOK COOL.
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY I LOOK?
I'D LOVE
TO TAKE THE TIME
TO TELL YOU,
BUT I GO
A DATE WITH CLEO
IN TWO WEEKS.
NOW, GET IN THE CHAIR.
READYDO IT!
COME ON.
WE AIN'T GOT ALL DAY.
JUST ANOTHER
MINUTE.
WILL YOU HURRY UP?
HE'S DONE. NOW,
CLOSE YOUR EYES,
RIFFRAFF.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
I PROMISE
IT'LL BE WORTH IT.
TA-DUM! YOU CAN
OPEN THEM NOW.
Riffraff: WHAT?!
WELL, RIFF,
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
HA HA HA!
HE NEVER LOOKED BETTER.
Leroy: ARE YOU SURE
SHE LIVES HERE?
THAT'S THE ADDRESS
THE MUSIC STORE HAD.
HERE. GIVE HER THESE.
WOMEN LOVEFLOWERS.
I GOT THE MESSAGE.
NOW, THIS IS CLASS.
[RINGS DOORBELL]
UH-OH.
HEY, BRAT, LOOK
AT THE PUPPY.
TELL HIM WE GAVE
AT THE OFFICE.
Cleo: NOW WHAT,
EINSTEIN?
Riffraff:
JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD.
THOSE DOGS WILL
NEVER LET ME IN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING.
YOU, LEROY,
AFRAID OF A COUPLE
OF HOUSE PETS?
I'M NOT EXACTLY
AFRAID.
OF COURSE HE'S NOT.
MAN, HE'S THE KING
OF THE JUNKYARD.
UH, YEAH. JUST HIS NAME
STRIKES FEAR IN OUR HEARTS.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE
TO SAY NOW?
THOSE POOCHES
BETTER NOT GE
IN MY WAY.
OPEN THIS DOOR
RIGHT NOW!
HEY, LOOK.
THE PUPPY IS BACK.
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
[GROWLING]
DO YOU GUYS
HAVE ANY IDEA
WHO YOU'RE
MESSING WITH?
I'M THE KING OF
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
JUST THE MENTION
OF MY--OOPS!
1, 2, 3!
1, 2, 3!
AAH!
YOU'RE NEVER
GOING TO MEE
THIS GIRL
IF YOU KEEP
FOOLING AROUND.
Riffraff: OK.
JUST REMEMBER
EVERYTHING I TAUGHT YOU
AND DON'T LOOK DOWN.
OH, NO!
HEH HEH HEH!HEH HEH HEH!
YOW!
WHEW!
WHOA!
HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH!
SEE YOU LATER
KING.
DON'T WORRY
ABOUT A THING,
PAL.
I GOT ANOTHER
GREAT IDEA.
ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS
SWING ON THIS ROPE
RIGHT INTO HER ARMS.
PRETTY SMART, HUH?
I'M NOT SO SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHAT IDEAS
DOES THATGIVE YOU?
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
GREAT. NOW
WE'LL NEVER KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED.
IT'S PROBABLY JUST FIFI
BLOW-DRYING HER HAIR.
LET'S GO CHECK.
YOUR LOVERBOY
IS COMING, FIFI!
AAH!
OH, NO!
OOF!
HI. BYE.
[CRASH]
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
JUST CONSIDER THIS
THE PRICE WE PAY
FOR LOVE.
[SIGH]
YOU REALLY BLEW IT.
BUT, CLEO, I DID MY BEST.
I GUESS WHEN
THE CHIPS WERE DOWN,
YOU JUST COULDN'
COME THROUGH.
WHAT?
WE ALL HAVE TO LEARN
TO ACCEPT FAILURE,
EVEN YOU.
FAILURE? ME? I'LL SHOW YOU!
HEY, GUYS, GET OVER HERE!
MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!
WE'RE GETTING
THAT DOG IN,
AND WE'RE DOING IT NOW!
GATHER ROUND.
I GOT A PLAN.
[MUTTERING]
LET'S DO IT.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO
LAY THERE?
OR ARE YOU GOING TO
GO AFTER THE GIRL
OF YOUR DREAMS?
IT'S HOPELESS.
YEAH, IF YOU KEEP
TALKING AND DON'
DO ANYTHING.
THOSE DOGS
ARE JUST BULLIES.
YOU CAN HANDLE THEM.
[SARCASTICALLY]
YEAH. I'VE DONE GREA
WITH THEM SO FAR.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING
TO REASON WITH THEM.
DON'T TELLTHEM
YOU'RE TOUGHER.
SHOWTHEM.
GET UP THERE, GROWL,
GRIT YOUR TEETH,
AND THOSE GUYS
WILL RUN SO FAST,
YOU WON'
GET A CHANCE
TO SAY GOOD-BYE.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
I PERSONALLY
GUARANTEE IT.
NOW, GET UP THERE,
CHAMP, AND SHOW THEM
WHO'S BOSS.
I'LL DO IT!
HEY, YOU TWO
OVERGROWN FLEABAGS,
GET OUT HERE!
[GROWL]
I GUESS THEY KNEW
I WASN'T KIDDING
AROUND THIS TIME.
[DOGS BARKING]
LOOK AT ALL THAT FOOD!
HERE'S DOG FOOD TO GO
TO HELP YOU TO GROW.
I THINK
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
WELL, YOU WOULDN'
BE SO BAD YOURSELF
IF YOU WOULD
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT HAIR.
I MEAN, HONESTLY,
YOU WALK AROUND
LOOKING
LIKE THAT? WHEW!
ANOTHER THING,
I'VE SEEN WHERE
YOU LIVE.
UGH! WHAT A DUMP!
IT REALLY NEEDS
A WOMAN'S TOUCH.
NO, NO. MAYBE
IT WOULD LOOK
BETTER OVER THERE.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
ON SECOND THOUGHT,
MAYBE OVER THERE.
WELL, AT LEAS
THEY'RE TOGETHER.
[CRASH]
TRY AND TELL THA
TO LEROY.
LOOK, I CAN'T HELP YOU
IF YOU DON'T WAN
TO COOPERATE.
UHH.
PERSONALLY, MY FAVOURITE CHOICE
FOR A PET WOULD BE A KITTEN,
BUT I KNOW SOME OF YOU LIKE
PUPPIES.
IF YOU GO TO THE PET STORE, OR
EVEN BETTER, THE POUND,
TO PICK OUT A PUPPY, HE OR SHE
SHOULD BE BETWEEN
SEVEN AND TEN WEEKS OLD.
OH, DID I MENTION MY SECOND
FAVOURITE FOOD - UH - PET -
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