Ranma 12 s01e45 Episode Script
Episode 45
What? Another challenge? "I will soon come to claim your life.
" "Come to claim your life"? Isn't that a little extreme? Who's it from? Tsubasa Kurenai.
A girl, maybe? Do I know anybody by that name? Ranma! What'd you do this time? Robbery? Skip out on a bill? Promise to marry someone else? Come on! Is this what you think of me? Charge! Ranma Saotome, prepare to DIE! The mailbox? Ranma, what did you do to the Postmaster General!? Nothin' to get him THAT mad at me! Charge! She's a girl! Ranma! C-Charge! Who is this girl? Dunno! I'll bet you got yourself engaged again! What's up? Ukyo! Dear Ukyo! Tsubasa Kurenai! That's the one who sent the challenge! A friend of yours? - Into the trash! - Okay-- I never thought anyone would follow me here! Who was that? Tsubasa and I were in the same grade at school.
But why-- What's the grudge against me? I'd given up being a girl, right? And so-- I love you! Tsubasa, I hate to say it, but.
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I already have a fiance! Fiance.
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fiance.
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That's rather hot! But I never gave up! Not even when dear Ukyo transferred away! I sent love letter after letter, after letter, after letter! It was too much! I sent a breakup letter with Ranma's picture in it.
Which Ranma was in the picture? The girl Ranma, of course! Why!? Tsubasa thought I was a boy.
Why would my fiance be another boy? What? You dog.
"D-Dog"!? Dog? Dog? Dog? Dog? DOG? Hey, Ranma? That couldn't have hurt your feelings-- Dear Ukyo! You lost to the dog.
What does that make you!? See how it is? So give up and go home! I'll show you all! Tsubasa Kurenai of the Camouflage Ambush School! Charge! Foiled! Tsubasa! Prepare to fry! Hold it! Tsubasa, look! What are you doing? See? Ukyo's a girl! A GIRL! Shoulda done that from the start.
What about it? I knew Ukyo was a girl from the beginning.
Get it!? I'm only interested in girls! Ranma Saotome, who do you think is Ukyo's ideal partner? I'll show you at school tomorrow! I'll steal dear Ukyo from you.
Just a minute.
Dog! See ya! So Tsubasa likes girls.
Weirdo.
Tsubasa Kurenai, you little-- What? An okonomiyaki sale? A sidewalk sale? - The one of the left is cute.
- You're right! Let's get some during lunch! An okonomiyaki bake off? Ranma, you can't take on this challenge.
The primary rule of Anything-Goes Martial Arts is.
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.
accept any challenge that comes your way.
I'll do it! Hey, subasa! Stop putting up posters without permission! But.
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the bake sale is a great idea! I'll be in the money! I'm so happy just to help out! We're agreed? Fine with me.
Whoever loses gives up Ukyo forever! Sounds like fun.
Ready? Go! Charge! Make me lots of money! I hear Tsubasa only likes girls.
And Ukyo's the object of affection? Ranma, what would drive you to take on a girl? l'll sell them all on my looks alone! You'll never call me a dog again! Come and get it! Come and get it! Buy from the cutest vendor! And that's the way it goes.
N-No! Game and match, Dog.
No you know! You don't suit Ukyo at all! Nyah, nyah! l really thought l would win.
Am l really a dog? Be not disheartened! You are cuteness embodied! How lovely my pigtailed girl! Get offa me! Where did Kuno come from all of a sudden? I'm gonna puke! Ranma, will you stop being such an idiot! You can't compete with a real woman! I got it! The game's just starting! Wait and see, Tsubasa! Hold it, Ranma! What a babe! Who is she? Delicious okonomiyaki ! First come, first served! Gimme-gimme-gimme! Me too! Me too! Me too! Thanks.
lt's a perfect disguise.
Nobody knows it's me.
I'm buyin', so date me, okay? Three for me! I'll think about it.
What're you doin'? Just come along! Let go! That hurts! Cut it out! Don't rip my ears off! Do you really want boyfriends that much? Be quiet! This is war! I hate it! I only had one more left! Cut that out! T-Tsubasa! And I win! Now, as promised, Ukyo is mine! Hold on! I'll buy your last okonomiyaki.
I'll buy your last okonomiyaki.
That means the contest is a draw.
- Ukyo.
- Dear Ukyo! How cruel! I won! If you don't want to go out with me that much.
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you could have said so at the beginning! I did! Right at the start, I told you! I see.
I will give up on my dear Ukyo.
Farewell! Tsubasa! - Ranma! - Ranma-honey.
Tsubasa.
I hate to admit it, but you won.
I lied when I called you a dog.
Tsubasa-- You are so cute! I just wanted to make you unhappy.
I'm sorry.
I'm so awful! It's only natural Ukyo would hate me.
Your personality's not the problem.
Anyway, you're pretty cute.
You'll find a boyfriend in no time.
Dear Ranma! What are you thinkin'? I, Tsubasa Kurenai, am dashing toward love! Charge! Don't! Don't! Don't come near me! Tsubasa cheers up quick.
Anybody'll do as long as it's a girl.
But Tsubasa will be heartbroken when Ranma's secret gets out.
In any case, we haven't seen the end of it.
Tsubasa! Calm down! Change your ways! Charge! Stay away! Wait up! They always run away! Even though I love dear Ranma so much! What can you have against me!? I can name a few things right now.
Tsubasa-- I don't get it.
Pigtailed girl! How cute thou art! Get offa me! I had problems with Kuno chasin' me.
Now I've got Tsubasa, too.
I'm done for! Tsubasa is persistent! Once love strikes, there's no stopping it.
Even a direct refusal won't ease the attack.
Gotta be some way to escape this.
Tsubasa.
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You should give up on Ranma and get a real boyfriend.
Never! I hate boys! Anyway, you'd best give up on Ranma.
Why? "Why"? You-- No! You don't want Ranma for yourself!? Who'd want that jerk!? Of course not.
You scared me.
I'm just worried about you.
About me? You're so nice! I-- I-- Wait a sec-- - Upperclassman Kuno! - Who're you? No! I say thee nay! Akane Tendo and the sailor-uniformed woman! Have you no discretion? Gazing at each other like that! I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall teach you the true path of courtship! Now, both of you shall fly into my arms! I hate boys! A message? "Beloved Tsubasa.
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" "I will wait for you at Hikari Park on Sunday.
From Ranma!" Oh, boy! Wee! What'll I wear? A date between girls? It's from Ranma-honey? Yeah.
He sent Tsubasa a letter asking for a date.
You don't think Ranma actually likes Tsubasa.
No way! It must be some plan.
Ra-Ra-Ranma! Come to see me soon! - Tsu-ba-sa! - Ranma! And how are you today, Sweetheart? I'll be the lucky man to date the cute Tsubasa! Let's "charge" into the arena of love.
Is Ranma-honey feverish? Who're you? Your trainer in love's arena! Love is a duel between men and women.
So ring the bell of your soul and-- Where did you pick up that corny dialogue!? What's wrong, Akane? I thought this was supposed to be a girl-girl date! I'm tryin' to lead Tsubasa back to the straight and narrow.
And what do you do when Tsubasa gets there? I hadn't planned that far ahead.
Why, you-- Don't go! Listen, don't interfere with this! My angel! Let's promise ourselves to-- You gotta be dreaming! Get lost! Stop, thief! You robbin' cats! Gimme back my fish! Since I was born, I have never wanted to.
.
.
be hugged.
.
.
by a.
.
.
MAN, you creep! - Tsubasa really does hate boys! - That takes guts.
That takes care of that! Ranma! Oh, no! What brute did this to you? You.
I have to treat your wounds! I can't go on! Be brave, dear Ranma! Before I go, I want a hot bath! A bath? Of course! The children treasure the heritage of their parents-- In ya go! H-Hello? Hello? Dear Ranma, does it feel good? I-It's you again.
Too bad, but this is the situation.
Hello? I hate boys! Akane's my last hope! - Charge! - Wait! Will you just give guys a chance? Lay off! I have no interest in your perversions! Dating boys! What? Excuse me? Hello? You've never seen a real guy before? I see! So that's how it is! Just to compete with this weirdo.
.
.
I did this.
.
.
and that.
.
.
and the other! - A BOYS' school!? - Yeah.
You both went to a boys' school!? Didn't I tell you? No, you didn't! So Tsubasa is a cross-dresser.
Is he gay? Hold it! I'm as straight as they come.
I'm just a normal guy who likes women's clothes.
Nobody asked.
I assumed you knew.
Who'd assume that!? What's "normal" about you, you weirdo!? Don't be angry.
After all we're into the same stuff.
I am NOT "into" it!
" "Come to claim your life"? Isn't that a little extreme? Who's it from? Tsubasa Kurenai.
A girl, maybe? Do I know anybody by that name? Ranma! What'd you do this time? Robbery? Skip out on a bill? Promise to marry someone else? Come on! Is this what you think of me? Charge! Ranma Saotome, prepare to DIE! The mailbox? Ranma, what did you do to the Postmaster General!? Nothin' to get him THAT mad at me! Charge! She's a girl! Ranma! C-Charge! Who is this girl? Dunno! I'll bet you got yourself engaged again! What's up? Ukyo! Dear Ukyo! Tsubasa Kurenai! That's the one who sent the challenge! A friend of yours? - Into the trash! - Okay-- I never thought anyone would follow me here! Who was that? Tsubasa and I were in the same grade at school.
But why-- What's the grudge against me? I'd given up being a girl, right? And so-- I love you! Tsubasa, I hate to say it, but.
.
.
I already have a fiance! Fiance.
.
.
fiance.
.
.
That's rather hot! But I never gave up! Not even when dear Ukyo transferred away! I sent love letter after letter, after letter, after letter! It was too much! I sent a breakup letter with Ranma's picture in it.
Which Ranma was in the picture? The girl Ranma, of course! Why!? Tsubasa thought I was a boy.
Why would my fiance be another boy? What? You dog.
"D-Dog"!? Dog? Dog? Dog? Dog? DOG? Hey, Ranma? That couldn't have hurt your feelings-- Dear Ukyo! You lost to the dog.
What does that make you!? See how it is? So give up and go home! I'll show you all! Tsubasa Kurenai of the Camouflage Ambush School! Charge! Foiled! Tsubasa! Prepare to fry! Hold it! Tsubasa, look! What are you doing? See? Ukyo's a girl! A GIRL! Shoulda done that from the start.
What about it? I knew Ukyo was a girl from the beginning.
Get it!? I'm only interested in girls! Ranma Saotome, who do you think is Ukyo's ideal partner? I'll show you at school tomorrow! I'll steal dear Ukyo from you.
Just a minute.
Dog! See ya! So Tsubasa likes girls.
Weirdo.
Tsubasa Kurenai, you little-- What? An okonomiyaki sale? A sidewalk sale? - The one of the left is cute.
- You're right! Let's get some during lunch! An okonomiyaki bake off? Ranma, you can't take on this challenge.
The primary rule of Anything-Goes Martial Arts is.
.
.
accept any challenge that comes your way.
I'll do it! Hey, subasa! Stop putting up posters without permission! But.
.
.
the bake sale is a great idea! I'll be in the money! I'm so happy just to help out! We're agreed? Fine with me.
Whoever loses gives up Ukyo forever! Sounds like fun.
Ready? Go! Charge! Make me lots of money! I hear Tsubasa only likes girls.
And Ukyo's the object of affection? Ranma, what would drive you to take on a girl? l'll sell them all on my looks alone! You'll never call me a dog again! Come and get it! Come and get it! Buy from the cutest vendor! And that's the way it goes.
N-No! Game and match, Dog.
No you know! You don't suit Ukyo at all! Nyah, nyah! l really thought l would win.
Am l really a dog? Be not disheartened! You are cuteness embodied! How lovely my pigtailed girl! Get offa me! Where did Kuno come from all of a sudden? I'm gonna puke! Ranma, will you stop being such an idiot! You can't compete with a real woman! I got it! The game's just starting! Wait and see, Tsubasa! Hold it, Ranma! What a babe! Who is she? Delicious okonomiyaki ! First come, first served! Gimme-gimme-gimme! Me too! Me too! Me too! Thanks.
lt's a perfect disguise.
Nobody knows it's me.
I'm buyin', so date me, okay? Three for me! I'll think about it.
What're you doin'? Just come along! Let go! That hurts! Cut it out! Don't rip my ears off! Do you really want boyfriends that much? Be quiet! This is war! I hate it! I only had one more left! Cut that out! T-Tsubasa! And I win! Now, as promised, Ukyo is mine! Hold on! I'll buy your last okonomiyaki.
I'll buy your last okonomiyaki.
That means the contest is a draw.
- Ukyo.
- Dear Ukyo! How cruel! I won! If you don't want to go out with me that much.
.
.
you could have said so at the beginning! I did! Right at the start, I told you! I see.
I will give up on my dear Ukyo.
Farewell! Tsubasa! - Ranma! - Ranma-honey.
Tsubasa.
I hate to admit it, but you won.
I lied when I called you a dog.
Tsubasa-- You are so cute! I just wanted to make you unhappy.
I'm sorry.
I'm so awful! It's only natural Ukyo would hate me.
Your personality's not the problem.
Anyway, you're pretty cute.
You'll find a boyfriend in no time.
Dear Ranma! What are you thinkin'? I, Tsubasa Kurenai, am dashing toward love! Charge! Don't! Don't! Don't come near me! Tsubasa cheers up quick.
Anybody'll do as long as it's a girl.
But Tsubasa will be heartbroken when Ranma's secret gets out.
In any case, we haven't seen the end of it.
Tsubasa! Calm down! Change your ways! Charge! Stay away! Wait up! They always run away! Even though I love dear Ranma so much! What can you have against me!? I can name a few things right now.
Tsubasa-- I don't get it.
Pigtailed girl! How cute thou art! Get offa me! I had problems with Kuno chasin' me.
Now I've got Tsubasa, too.
I'm done for! Tsubasa is persistent! Once love strikes, there's no stopping it.
Even a direct refusal won't ease the attack.
Gotta be some way to escape this.
Tsubasa.
.
.
You should give up on Ranma and get a real boyfriend.
Never! I hate boys! Anyway, you'd best give up on Ranma.
Why? "Why"? You-- No! You don't want Ranma for yourself!? Who'd want that jerk!? Of course not.
You scared me.
I'm just worried about you.
About me? You're so nice! I-- I-- Wait a sec-- - Upperclassman Kuno! - Who're you? No! I say thee nay! Akane Tendo and the sailor-uniformed woman! Have you no discretion? Gazing at each other like that! I, Tatewaki Kuno, shall teach you the true path of courtship! Now, both of you shall fly into my arms! I hate boys! A message? "Beloved Tsubasa.
.
.
" "I will wait for you at Hikari Park on Sunday.
From Ranma!" Oh, boy! Wee! What'll I wear? A date between girls? It's from Ranma-honey? Yeah.
He sent Tsubasa a letter asking for a date.
You don't think Ranma actually likes Tsubasa.
No way! It must be some plan.
Ra-Ra-Ranma! Come to see me soon! - Tsu-ba-sa! - Ranma! And how are you today, Sweetheart? I'll be the lucky man to date the cute Tsubasa! Let's "charge" into the arena of love.
Is Ranma-honey feverish? Who're you? Your trainer in love's arena! Love is a duel between men and women.
So ring the bell of your soul and-- Where did you pick up that corny dialogue!? What's wrong, Akane? I thought this was supposed to be a girl-girl date! I'm tryin' to lead Tsubasa back to the straight and narrow.
And what do you do when Tsubasa gets there? I hadn't planned that far ahead.
Why, you-- Don't go! Listen, don't interfere with this! My angel! Let's promise ourselves to-- You gotta be dreaming! Get lost! Stop, thief! You robbin' cats! Gimme back my fish! Since I was born, I have never wanted to.
.
.
be hugged.
.
.
by a.
.
.
MAN, you creep! - Tsubasa really does hate boys! - That takes guts.
That takes care of that! Ranma! Oh, no! What brute did this to you? You.
I have to treat your wounds! I can't go on! Be brave, dear Ranma! Before I go, I want a hot bath! A bath? Of course! The children treasure the heritage of their parents-- In ya go! H-Hello? Hello? Dear Ranma, does it feel good? I-It's you again.
Too bad, but this is the situation.
Hello? I hate boys! Akane's my last hope! - Charge! - Wait! Will you just give guys a chance? Lay off! I have no interest in your perversions! Dating boys! What? Excuse me? Hello? You've never seen a real guy before? I see! So that's how it is! Just to compete with this weirdo.
.
.
I did this.
.
.
and that.
.
.
and the other! - A BOYS' school!? - Yeah.
You both went to a boys' school!? Didn't I tell you? No, you didn't! So Tsubasa is a cross-dresser.
Is he gay? Hold it! I'm as straight as they come.
I'm just a normal guy who likes women's clothes.
Nobody asked.
I assumed you knew.
Who'd assume that!? What's "normal" about you, you weirdo!? Don't be angry.
After all we're into the same stuff.
I am NOT "into" it!