House of Anubis (2011) s01e46 Episode Script
House of Bribes & House of Venom
Okay, so I got beat by a mathlete in the election.
I can't hide away in here forever, can I? I mean, it's not like my life's over or anything.
I'm so sorry, Nina.
It's okay.
You've always got us, remember.
Why don't you buy some flowers? - I can't take that.
- They can be from all of us.
Please, I'd like you to.
Thank you, Amber.
Alfie, she is not.
Tell him, Fabian.
He reckons Joy is one of them.
I didn't say she is, but her dad definitely is.
Whoa, whoa, wait.
Rewind.
What? Trixie was showing me some photos on her phone.
And one of them is of me and Joy and her mom and dad.
And it was him, the man from the cellar, Joy's dad.
I knew it.
Well, even if Joy's dad is involved, There is no way Joy would ever be.
She did back up his story.
Fabian, this is Joy we're talking about.
Joy.
You and her were really close.
Remember? Well, no, we weren't that close.
You people are unbelievable.
Ah, Mara.
Just the girl I wanted to see.
I'm busy, Jerome.
- It's about Mick.
- Don't want to hear it.
I think you should.
I caught Mick influencing Robbie during the elections yesterday.
You know, Robbie, who was in charge of counting the votes.
What does that mean? It means that Mick promised to fix Robbie up with Patricia.
If he made sure that you won.
Mick wouldn't do that.
I didn't think you were the sort of girl.
Who'd want to win unfairly, But, you know, clearly I've misjudged you.
You know I'm not.
You better not go running to Mr.
Sweet.
Hey, Robbie, can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.
I heard Mick did a deal with you to fix the vote yesterday.
Is it true? No.
Then why are you sweating and blushing? I'm not.
Wait a minute.
I haven't finished.
Let go.
Then what are all these voting slips doing in your bag? I can't believe this.
Mara, wait.
You need to hear the rest.
And so today we entrust our sister Emily to God's mercy.
Sarah.
Her name was Sarah, you dummy.
And now we commit her body to the ground.
Earth to earth.
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
Bye, Sarah.
How dare you go behind my back rigging votes? Look, you wanted to be school rep, So I made sure you were.
Welcome to politics.
I wanted to win school rep.
Because I was the right person for the job, Not by you cheating.
How could you do that? Do you really think I'm so unpopular I couldn't do it without your help? Hey, yellers.
What are you talking about? - Okay, Amber, quick catch-up.
Mick had Robbie rig the votes.
He did, and Mara won.
Shut your mouth, Clarke.
I knew it.
As if you could beat me with bad hair and a load of muffins.
You are a cheat.
What are you doing? I have some information I think you might find useful.
Not now, Amber.
We're in the middle of something.
What's going on in there? We may never find the cup of ankh, not now.
We've lost the key.
The cup of ankh? It's the cup of eternity.
And the key? The key is a person.
He or she knows where the cup of ankh is hidden or will But unfortunately, the key is now dead, And the cup of ankh could be lost forever.
Victor's at the funeral now.
Let's pray to the gods he finds something.
The chosen hour approaches, Jason.
It's time for you to learn all our secrets.
Tonight, you will be fully initiated into our society.
Oh, oh, this is the girls' toilet.
I can see that now.
Um She would have been very touched you came, Nina.
Oh, by the way, did you open Emily's It was a very beautiful service.
I thought it was a really beautiful service.
Now, you all take a seat.
I'll put the tea on.
A person mourned is a person loved, my dear.
I'm sure that's true.
Excuse me.
What exactly are you looking for, Zeno? Victor.
How lovely to see you.
I wish I could say the same.
You have something that belongs to me, I believe.
Oh, the elixir.
It's all gone, I'm afraid.
Or very nearly.
Me as your supply, I'd imagine.
I'm not talking about your pernicious theft from years ago.
I'm talking about the items you took from my safe.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, I think you do.
And what would you give me, Victor, In return for these items? I don't do deals.
Oh, come come.
You know that's not true.
We did a deal all those years ago.
To swindle Sarah out of her home.
She wanted to sell.
She'd always hated the place.
I'm never speaking to you ever again, Mick Campbell, And when I get my hands on that little weasel Robbie, I'll, I'll Where are you going? To do the right thing, obviously.
Hey, you.
Mick asked you to cheat.
Admit it.
He said he'd get me a date with Patricia, And I did fill in some phony slips, But I never actually had time.
To put them in the ballot box, did I? So You mean Yeah, Mara won fair and square.
Oh, you little swindler.
Did you even ask Patricia? Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
- Ask me what? - Yeah, Mick.
Ask her what? Um We were just wondering if, by any chance, You had thing for corrupt, slimy, chess geeks.
In the year below.
No? Okay.
Bye, then.
I'm sorry.
If I was you, Amber, I'd keep quiet.
And start planning the party.
Yes, Mara? Mrs.
Andrews, there's something you should know.
About the election.
Which is, the best girl won.
I couldn't handle the pressure.
It's rough on the complexion.
What do you mean? I meant, all's well that ends well Which is the name of a book by Charles dickens, If I'm not mistaken And all has ended well, Because we're all totally and 100% behind Mara.
As our new leader.
Hip, hip, hooray.
Right.
Well, that's all very life-affirming.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
What's that about? You won.
Robbie totally ripped me off, little scuzz ball, And never got around to rigging it.
But on the plus side, it means you still get to be school rep, So no harm done, eh? Mick, what you did was still wrong.
You and me, we just bring out the worst in each other.
I'm sorry, but we're finished.
Now, that's what I call a result.
Oh, get lost, amb.
- Where is the chosen one? - Where are the ankhieces? We are going around in rcrcles, old man.
You do realize that Joy by herself is totally useless.
If you mean do I also have the seven acolytes, Then, yes, it's all been arranged.
Oh, yes, the tippin of the scales of life, That old legend.
But only I know what that really means.
Now, you had better tell me where Joy is, Or I will make you, Because only I know the truth, And only I know what will really happen.
When the chosen one and the cup come together.
Now tell me where she is.
What's going on? Rene? Now why weren't you at your aunt's funeral? Now you of all people should show some respect.
Oh, my goodness.
And Rufus was definitely one of them.
Oh, and listen to this.
They said Joy was the chosen one.
I told you she was part of it.
Alfie, she is not part of it.
Maybe she's not choosing to be chosen.
I need to get ahold of her.
So Rufus was one of them? Was one of them.
They kicked him out or he left or something.
Oh, and Victor thinks Rufus has the puzzle pieces, Only he called them ankh pieces.
I think they're more than just clues.
Okay, guys.
Listen up.
I have some news as well.
I overheard the teachers talking, And tonight they're going to initiate Jason fully.
Into the society.
So we're going back down to the cellar? Miss Martin, a word in my office.
I know that you know.
That Emily grant was in fact Sarah Frobisher-Smythe, So let us not pretend, shall we? I also know that you are aware of her link to this house.
She She told me she used to live here.
But who knows? She wasn't exactly Sarah clarity-smythe.
Listen to me.
Rufus Zeno is an extremely dangerous man.
You have surely en that for yourself.
I can protect you.
I don't know anything else, Except that Rufus is after Joy's dad for some reason, And that's why she's gone into hiding.
But you told us that, So Victor, delivery! Get out of here.
Thank you.
I'm sure he's thrilled with Whatever it is.
You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just trying to shake the Victor off me.
So what's he got in the box? Sometng for the ceremony maybe.
What box? What ceremony? None of your business.
Alfie.
Um Victor's got a box AndAnd And I said.
That maybe he's trying to build himself a robot girlfriend.
And then and then get married.
Right.
Fine.
Keep your secrets.
I could not care less.
Amber, what's with the huge bag? Supplies for our stakeout, in case of an emergency.
- Where's Victor? - We don't know.
What if he's already down there? I don't know if I want to do this, guys.
Okay, I'm certain I don't want to do this.
Shh.
It's the house.
It's the house, guys.
It's okay.
It's telling us it's safe to go down there.
I hate it when the house talks.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm gonna stay here.
There's something I have to do.
Joy? Sibuna.
Okay, over here.
It's cold.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Anyone else? Actually, yeah.
See? The bag wasn't such a bad idea after all.
Nina? Oh, no, thanks.
The red's too bright.
They'll see us.
I'm fine.
You can use this if you want to.
Time to become a full member of this society, Jason.
You already know about the elixir of life.
Brewed by Victor's father.
To slow down the aging process, yes.
I am living proof.
How old do you think I am, Jason? 95 years of age.
I am 95.
You look amazing for 95.
It is a potent beverage, yes.
But unfortunately, This is all we have left.
Sadly, Victor's father had an accident.
Before he could pass on the secret.
Victor's tried many times over the years.
To replicate his father's recipe, But he has, alas, been unable to do so.
None of that will matter soon.
Once we unite the ankh with the chosen one, We shall no longer need elixir.
We can tip the scales of life.
And all become truly immortal.
Legend has it that when the elixir of life.
Is drunk from the ankh That's Joy's dad.
The person drinking from the cup.
Attains immortality.
And one day very soon, we shall achieve this.
Where is it? What are you looking at? Yes.
Hello? Patricia, is that you? Joy, I don't have much time, but I have to ask you something.
Why are you calling me so late? And why is Victor letting you? What do you know about the chosen one? Joy? You do know something, don't you? I defended you.
It's my dad.
He's been conned into this weird organization.
By Victor and the teachers.
They told my dad, because I was born at 7:00.
On the seventh day of the seventh month.
That I'm the chosen one.
That's what we've heard.
What does that mean? I don't want to be the chosen one.
I want to watch tv and hang out wityyou.
And take physics tests.
I want to be normal.
It's okay.
We'll figure it out.
But we must keep in touch.
Can you get hold of a new phone, do you think? I don't know.
You have to try.
Text me your new number, yeah? Okay, I'll try.
Welcome, you, novice, And deliver you from the valley of the dead.
To the mountain of eternal life.
Yuck! What was that?
I can't hide away in here forever, can I? I mean, it's not like my life's over or anything.
I'm so sorry, Nina.
It's okay.
You've always got us, remember.
Why don't you buy some flowers? - I can't take that.
- They can be from all of us.
Please, I'd like you to.
Thank you, Amber.
Alfie, she is not.
Tell him, Fabian.
He reckons Joy is one of them.
I didn't say she is, but her dad definitely is.
Whoa, whoa, wait.
Rewind.
What? Trixie was showing me some photos on her phone.
And one of them is of me and Joy and her mom and dad.
And it was him, the man from the cellar, Joy's dad.
I knew it.
Well, even if Joy's dad is involved, There is no way Joy would ever be.
She did back up his story.
Fabian, this is Joy we're talking about.
Joy.
You and her were really close.
Remember? Well, no, we weren't that close.
You people are unbelievable.
Ah, Mara.
Just the girl I wanted to see.
I'm busy, Jerome.
- It's about Mick.
- Don't want to hear it.
I think you should.
I caught Mick influencing Robbie during the elections yesterday.
You know, Robbie, who was in charge of counting the votes.
What does that mean? It means that Mick promised to fix Robbie up with Patricia.
If he made sure that you won.
Mick wouldn't do that.
I didn't think you were the sort of girl.
Who'd want to win unfairly, But, you know, clearly I've misjudged you.
You know I'm not.
You better not go running to Mr.
Sweet.
Hey, Robbie, can I talk to you for a sec? Yeah.
I heard Mick did a deal with you to fix the vote yesterday.
Is it true? No.
Then why are you sweating and blushing? I'm not.
Wait a minute.
I haven't finished.
Let go.
Then what are all these voting slips doing in your bag? I can't believe this.
Mara, wait.
You need to hear the rest.
And so today we entrust our sister Emily to God's mercy.
Sarah.
Her name was Sarah, you dummy.
And now we commit her body to the ground.
Earth to earth.
Ashes to ashes.
Dust to dust.
Bye, Sarah.
How dare you go behind my back rigging votes? Look, you wanted to be school rep, So I made sure you were.
Welcome to politics.
I wanted to win school rep.
Because I was the right person for the job, Not by you cheating.
How could you do that? Do you really think I'm so unpopular I couldn't do it without your help? Hey, yellers.
What are you talking about? - Okay, Amber, quick catch-up.
Mick had Robbie rig the votes.
He did, and Mara won.
Shut your mouth, Clarke.
I knew it.
As if you could beat me with bad hair and a load of muffins.
You are a cheat.
What are you doing? I have some information I think you might find useful.
Not now, Amber.
We're in the middle of something.
What's going on in there? We may never find the cup of ankh, not now.
We've lost the key.
The cup of ankh? It's the cup of eternity.
And the key? The key is a person.
He or she knows where the cup of ankh is hidden or will But unfortunately, the key is now dead, And the cup of ankh could be lost forever.
Victor's at the funeral now.
Let's pray to the gods he finds something.
The chosen hour approaches, Jason.
It's time for you to learn all our secrets.
Tonight, you will be fully initiated into our society.
Oh, oh, this is the girls' toilet.
I can see that now.
Um She would have been very touched you came, Nina.
Oh, by the way, did you open Emily's It was a very beautiful service.
I thought it was a really beautiful service.
Now, you all take a seat.
I'll put the tea on.
A person mourned is a person loved, my dear.
I'm sure that's true.
Excuse me.
What exactly are you looking for, Zeno? Victor.
How lovely to see you.
I wish I could say the same.
You have something that belongs to me, I believe.
Oh, the elixir.
It's all gone, I'm afraid.
Or very nearly.
Me as your supply, I'd imagine.
I'm not talking about your pernicious theft from years ago.
I'm talking about the items you took from my safe.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, I think you do.
And what would you give me, Victor, In return for these items? I don't do deals.
Oh, come come.
You know that's not true.
We did a deal all those years ago.
To swindle Sarah out of her home.
She wanted to sell.
She'd always hated the place.
I'm never speaking to you ever again, Mick Campbell, And when I get my hands on that little weasel Robbie, I'll, I'll Where are you going? To do the right thing, obviously.
Hey, you.
Mick asked you to cheat.
Admit it.
He said he'd get me a date with Patricia, And I did fill in some phony slips, But I never actually had time.
To put them in the ballot box, did I? So You mean Yeah, Mara won fair and square.
Oh, you little swindler.
Did you even ask Patricia? Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
- Ask me what? - Yeah, Mick.
Ask her what? Um We were just wondering if, by any chance, You had thing for corrupt, slimy, chess geeks.
In the year below.
No? Okay.
Bye, then.
I'm sorry.
If I was you, Amber, I'd keep quiet.
And start planning the party.
Yes, Mara? Mrs.
Andrews, there's something you should know.
About the election.
Which is, the best girl won.
I couldn't handle the pressure.
It's rough on the complexion.
What do you mean? I meant, all's well that ends well Which is the name of a book by Charles dickens, If I'm not mistaken And all has ended well, Because we're all totally and 100% behind Mara.
As our new leader.
Hip, hip, hooray.
Right.
Well, that's all very life-affirming.
Now, if you'll excuse me.
What's that about? You won.
Robbie totally ripped me off, little scuzz ball, And never got around to rigging it.
But on the plus side, it means you still get to be school rep, So no harm done, eh? Mick, what you did was still wrong.
You and me, we just bring out the worst in each other.
I'm sorry, but we're finished.
Now, that's what I call a result.
Oh, get lost, amb.
- Where is the chosen one? - Where are the ankhieces? We are going around in rcrcles, old man.
You do realize that Joy by herself is totally useless.
If you mean do I also have the seven acolytes, Then, yes, it's all been arranged.
Oh, yes, the tippin of the scales of life, That old legend.
But only I know what that really means.
Now, you had better tell me where Joy is, Or I will make you, Because only I know the truth, And only I know what will really happen.
When the chosen one and the cup come together.
Now tell me where she is.
What's going on? Rene? Now why weren't you at your aunt's funeral? Now you of all people should show some respect.
Oh, my goodness.
And Rufus was definitely one of them.
Oh, and listen to this.
They said Joy was the chosen one.
I told you she was part of it.
Alfie, she is not part of it.
Maybe she's not choosing to be chosen.
I need to get ahold of her.
So Rufus was one of them? Was one of them.
They kicked him out or he left or something.
Oh, and Victor thinks Rufus has the puzzle pieces, Only he called them ankh pieces.
I think they're more than just clues.
Okay, guys.
Listen up.
I have some news as well.
I overheard the teachers talking, And tonight they're going to initiate Jason fully.
Into the society.
So we're going back down to the cellar? Miss Martin, a word in my office.
I know that you know.
That Emily grant was in fact Sarah Frobisher-Smythe, So let us not pretend, shall we? I also know that you are aware of her link to this house.
She She told me she used to live here.
But who knows? She wasn't exactly Sarah clarity-smythe.
Listen to me.
Rufus Zeno is an extremely dangerous man.
You have surely en that for yourself.
I can protect you.
I don't know anything else, Except that Rufus is after Joy's dad for some reason, And that's why she's gone into hiding.
But you told us that, So Victor, delivery! Get out of here.
Thank you.
I'm sure he's thrilled with Whatever it is.
You all right? Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm just trying to shake the Victor off me.
So what's he got in the box? Sometng for the ceremony maybe.
What box? What ceremony? None of your business.
Alfie.
Um Victor's got a box AndAnd And I said.
That maybe he's trying to build himself a robot girlfriend.
And then and then get married.
Right.
Fine.
Keep your secrets.
I could not care less.
Amber, what's with the huge bag? Supplies for our stakeout, in case of an emergency.
- Where's Victor? - We don't know.
What if he's already down there? I don't know if I want to do this, guys.
Okay, I'm certain I don't want to do this.
Shh.
It's the house.
It's the house, guys.
It's okay.
It's telling us it's safe to go down there.
I hate it when the house talks.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm gonna stay here.
There's something I have to do.
Joy? Sibuna.
Okay, over here.
It's cold.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Anyone else? Actually, yeah.
See? The bag wasn't such a bad idea after all.
Nina? Oh, no, thanks.
The red's too bright.
They'll see us.
I'm fine.
You can use this if you want to.
Time to become a full member of this society, Jason.
You already know about the elixir of life.
Brewed by Victor's father.
To slow down the aging process, yes.
I am living proof.
How old do you think I am, Jason? 95 years of age.
I am 95.
You look amazing for 95.
It is a potent beverage, yes.
But unfortunately, This is all we have left.
Sadly, Victor's father had an accident.
Before he could pass on the secret.
Victor's tried many times over the years.
To replicate his father's recipe, But he has, alas, been unable to do so.
None of that will matter soon.
Once we unite the ankh with the chosen one, We shall no longer need elixir.
We can tip the scales of life.
And all become truly immortal.
Legend has it that when the elixir of life.
Is drunk from the ankh That's Joy's dad.
The person drinking from the cup.
Attains immortality.
And one day very soon, we shall achieve this.
Where is it? What are you looking at? Yes.
Hello? Patricia, is that you? Joy, I don't have much time, but I have to ask you something.
Why are you calling me so late? And why is Victor letting you? What do you know about the chosen one? Joy? You do know something, don't you? I defended you.
It's my dad.
He's been conned into this weird organization.
By Victor and the teachers.
They told my dad, because I was born at 7:00.
On the seventh day of the seventh month.
That I'm the chosen one.
That's what we've heard.
What does that mean? I don't want to be the chosen one.
I want to watch tv and hang out wityyou.
And take physics tests.
I want to be normal.
It's okay.
We'll figure it out.
But we must keep in touch.
Can you get hold of a new phone, do you think? I don't know.
You have to try.
Text me your new number, yeah? Okay, I'll try.
Welcome, you, novice, And deliver you from the valley of the dead.
To the mountain of eternal life.
Yuck! What was that?