Ranma 12 s01e47 Episode Script
Episode 47
Sakura Street Shopping District Incredible! Keep it up! Almost there! Do it! She's so strong! That was Sumo wrestler, Ozeki's level! That was nothing! Yeah, but the Yokozuna level's next! Just watch me! Here goes! This one's rough! C'mon! C'mon! That hurt! Goody! Shampoo win! Shampoo, what are you trying to do in there? You still weak as always.
Maybe you beat me in hundred years.
One more time! Aiyaa! There no time for this! In middle of delivery! Must stop wasting time on Akane.
Hey! If you want wrestle for Ranma, Shampoo ready anytime.
Zaizen! Ranma, get serious about this! This doesn't help my training! Are you putting me down, too? Listen! Why pick now to get frustrated? You have no idea what I've been through! One more time! I don't get it.
It's just arm wrestlin'! Akane is so forgetful.
She came back without the groceries.
Is this Sadashina Soba-noodles? I've waited so long for this day! And I finally have them! One bowl makes you unstoppable! The dream of all martial artists! Super Soba! Time to dig in! Japan, your wait is over! It's the Fashion Idol Swimsuit Festival! This year we'll show you all of Japan's most beautiful women! Everyone, dinner's ready! Noodles tonight, huh? Buckwheat soba! - I get so hungry after a workout! - Lemme at 'em! Let's eat! And each of the girls will be battling to be the prettiest! I can't wait to find out who wins! Wha--Wha--Wha-- Wha--Wha--Wha-- My Super Soba! Master, what's so funny? I'm crying, you fool! No need to be angry.
Your serving is right here.
I don't want any of THOSE noodles! Are you feverish? Shut up! The ones I want are-- That was great! What was.
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that? So Akane ate my Super Soba! What!? Noodles that make you super strong? Hard to believe.
More likely it's just rotten wood.
This house is awfully old.
No use crying over slurped soba.
But let me cry in your bosom, and I'll forgive you! Akane! The Master.
.
.
flew from my hand.
Maybe I really am super strong! Idiot! Not a chance! But-- It's just one of the old man's tricks.
Maybe-- Okay, let's try some arm wrestlin'.
Okay! You can have my green onions, Sis.
You don't want them? Let's go! See? - One more time! - Come on! One more time! One more time! Not finished yet! You're so strong, Akane! Thank you, god! You some kind of crybaby!? Learn to quit, before you get yourself hurt.
What a fun summer it will be! One more time! Oh, cut it out! Please, one more time! Give up! It'll be the same every time! Now you're puttin' on airs! Poor Ranma.
His wife has all the power in the marriage.
True.
Nabiki! Very well, Akane.
I know the place to prove your strength.
Where? The town is holding a women's martial arts Ping-pong tournament.
That was today in the park.
"Women's martial arts Ping-pong tournament"? Akane! What? You shouldn't get so carried away with this! You're just jealous! Be a man! What!? That does it! I've been holdin' back, but-- Arm wrestling, again? You just never give up! I told you so.
I'll be back! The winner! With five consecutive victories, the winner is Shampoo! Nihao, Ranma! Daikanki! You fly to Shampoo's arms! Not exactly.
Outta my way! What are you two doing!? Akane! You always butt in! Shut up! Get down! You stronger than last time.
Take me lightly like you did yesterday, and you'll regret it! Let's start! I promise I won't hit you too hard.
You be sorry when you eat those word.
Who will!? Fine.
We see.
A duel by table tennis, huh? And for prize is Ranma.
Is okay? What!? That'll make it interesting.
Akane think she can beat me! She know nothing! We'll see, won't we? Stupid Akane, I got first dibs on beatin' her! I'll explain the rules of the tournament once more.
First: only women allowed.
The age limit is from 1 5 to 27.
Well dressed.
Good at calculations.
Computer experience.
Preference given to those with a driver's license.
We'll use a ball of slightly larger size.
Hit the ball-- No need long explanations! Then, when one contestant can't move, the winner-- Fine! Begin! You'll run in fear when you see my strength! One serve ace! Nothing doing! Second serve! What IS this!? It's sticky birdlime! They'll try any trick to tie their opponent down! No one can get out of that! Now I finish you! You wish! Hold it! Wait up! When she get so strong!? l can! l can beat Shampoo! Come back! "Side-effects"? According to the instructions for Super Soba.
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the male hormones that give her strength increase exponentially! She'll turn into a boy!? Be serious! She'll just grow whiskers.
Whiskers? On Akane? Don't even THINK it! I ain't.
Ranma, do you want to marry a woman with a mustache? I do, my darling.
I TOLD you not to think it! So these-- What are they? An antidote for Super Soba.
Have Akane take one, ASAP! Consider it done.
She can sure run! Yo, Akane! - Whaddya want? - C'mere a sec.
Okay, what? What is that!? Super Soba antidote.
You gotta be kiddin'! I'm just about to beat Shampoo! "Super Soba"? So that the secret of power! Now I can eat my Super Soba without fear of interruption.
"Side-effects"? Side-effects so bad the very image of it will shake your Earth! Shampoo! Akane, we start Round Two! I not same Shampoo you know before! Shampoo, you ate the Super Soba too! Now we even! Ranma! What wrong, Ranma? Actually-- That the antidote? And now for Akane-- It won't open! Shampoo and Ranma sitting in a bell-- What's going on in there!? Quit it! This is no time for THAT! Stop it, Shampoo! Airen! No! Calm down! Why you run away!? We finally get time alone! Wo da airen! That's right! Shampoo! Don't come so close to me! Shampoo! No, don't! What're you two DOING in there!? Akane, thanks! Now just be a good girl and take your antidote.
You don't want that side-effect-- Liar! You're just trying to trick me into taking it! - Akane! - What are you doing!? Ranma! If you want me to take the antidote, beat me first! She don't understand nothin'! Next: the challenger, Saotome vs.
the champion, Tendo! l'm finally the strong one! l won't give it up so easily! He'll pay for all the times he's humiliated me! lt's a good chance to show her.
.
.
martial arts is more than strength! Take the Five-Ball Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Don't flatter yourself! He's gone! You coward! Don't be so stupid! Take this! Wicked curve! It was a fork ball! Forks.
Ranma, use this ball.
This is nothing! Wow! She's breakin' the chains! Try this! Here! Here! Here! I win! Ranma! Now take your antidote like you promised.
I'm not! I'm not taking anything! Wow.
Time out! Time out! No way! This fight is just starting! What's wrong? It couldn't be-- Akane! Yo.
Those whiskers actually look cute on you.
What's so funny? Here.
But.
.
.
Take one.
There.
I'm sorry.
I was convinced you were just jealous of me.
Stupid.
I'm not such a petty man as that.
Ranma-- Now that's the Akane I know.
It's better this way.
One more time! Will you give it a rest? One more time-- I hate this! See? This is the natural result of a fair contest.
So this means that when Ranma lost out at arm wrestling.
.
.
he went mad with jealousy.
I'm so strong!
Maybe you beat me in hundred years.
One more time! Aiyaa! There no time for this! In middle of delivery! Must stop wasting time on Akane.
Hey! If you want wrestle for Ranma, Shampoo ready anytime.
Zaizen! Ranma, get serious about this! This doesn't help my training! Are you putting me down, too? Listen! Why pick now to get frustrated? You have no idea what I've been through! One more time! I don't get it.
It's just arm wrestlin'! Akane is so forgetful.
She came back without the groceries.
Is this Sadashina Soba-noodles? I've waited so long for this day! And I finally have them! One bowl makes you unstoppable! The dream of all martial artists! Super Soba! Time to dig in! Japan, your wait is over! It's the Fashion Idol Swimsuit Festival! This year we'll show you all of Japan's most beautiful women! Everyone, dinner's ready! Noodles tonight, huh? Buckwheat soba! - I get so hungry after a workout! - Lemme at 'em! Let's eat! And each of the girls will be battling to be the prettiest! I can't wait to find out who wins! Wha--Wha--Wha-- Wha--Wha--Wha-- My Super Soba! Master, what's so funny? I'm crying, you fool! No need to be angry.
Your serving is right here.
I don't want any of THOSE noodles! Are you feverish? Shut up! The ones I want are-- That was great! What was.
.
.
that? So Akane ate my Super Soba! What!? Noodles that make you super strong? Hard to believe.
More likely it's just rotten wood.
This house is awfully old.
No use crying over slurped soba.
But let me cry in your bosom, and I'll forgive you! Akane! The Master.
.
.
flew from my hand.
Maybe I really am super strong! Idiot! Not a chance! But-- It's just one of the old man's tricks.
Maybe-- Okay, let's try some arm wrestlin'.
Okay! You can have my green onions, Sis.
You don't want them? Let's go! See? - One more time! - Come on! One more time! One more time! Not finished yet! You're so strong, Akane! Thank you, god! You some kind of crybaby!? Learn to quit, before you get yourself hurt.
What a fun summer it will be! One more time! Oh, cut it out! Please, one more time! Give up! It'll be the same every time! Now you're puttin' on airs! Poor Ranma.
His wife has all the power in the marriage.
True.
Nabiki! Very well, Akane.
I know the place to prove your strength.
Where? The town is holding a women's martial arts Ping-pong tournament.
That was today in the park.
"Women's martial arts Ping-pong tournament"? Akane! What? You shouldn't get so carried away with this! You're just jealous! Be a man! What!? That does it! I've been holdin' back, but-- Arm wrestling, again? You just never give up! I told you so.
I'll be back! The winner! With five consecutive victories, the winner is Shampoo! Nihao, Ranma! Daikanki! You fly to Shampoo's arms! Not exactly.
Outta my way! What are you two doing!? Akane! You always butt in! Shut up! Get down! You stronger than last time.
Take me lightly like you did yesterday, and you'll regret it! Let's start! I promise I won't hit you too hard.
You be sorry when you eat those word.
Who will!? Fine.
We see.
A duel by table tennis, huh? And for prize is Ranma.
Is okay? What!? That'll make it interesting.
Akane think she can beat me! She know nothing! We'll see, won't we? Stupid Akane, I got first dibs on beatin' her! I'll explain the rules of the tournament once more.
First: only women allowed.
The age limit is from 1 5 to 27.
Well dressed.
Good at calculations.
Computer experience.
Preference given to those with a driver's license.
We'll use a ball of slightly larger size.
Hit the ball-- No need long explanations! Then, when one contestant can't move, the winner-- Fine! Begin! You'll run in fear when you see my strength! One serve ace! Nothing doing! Second serve! What IS this!? It's sticky birdlime! They'll try any trick to tie their opponent down! No one can get out of that! Now I finish you! You wish! Hold it! Wait up! When she get so strong!? l can! l can beat Shampoo! Come back! "Side-effects"? According to the instructions for Super Soba.
.
.
the male hormones that give her strength increase exponentially! She'll turn into a boy!? Be serious! She'll just grow whiskers.
Whiskers? On Akane? Don't even THINK it! I ain't.
Ranma, do you want to marry a woman with a mustache? I do, my darling.
I TOLD you not to think it! So these-- What are they? An antidote for Super Soba.
Have Akane take one, ASAP! Consider it done.
She can sure run! Yo, Akane! - Whaddya want? - C'mere a sec.
Okay, what? What is that!? Super Soba antidote.
You gotta be kiddin'! I'm just about to beat Shampoo! "Super Soba"? So that the secret of power! Now I can eat my Super Soba without fear of interruption.
"Side-effects"? Side-effects so bad the very image of it will shake your Earth! Shampoo! Akane, we start Round Two! I not same Shampoo you know before! Shampoo, you ate the Super Soba too! Now we even! Ranma! What wrong, Ranma? Actually-- That the antidote? And now for Akane-- It won't open! Shampoo and Ranma sitting in a bell-- What's going on in there!? Quit it! This is no time for THAT! Stop it, Shampoo! Airen! No! Calm down! Why you run away!? We finally get time alone! Wo da airen! That's right! Shampoo! Don't come so close to me! Shampoo! No, don't! What're you two DOING in there!? Akane, thanks! Now just be a good girl and take your antidote.
You don't want that side-effect-- Liar! You're just trying to trick me into taking it! - Akane! - What are you doing!? Ranma! If you want me to take the antidote, beat me first! She don't understand nothin'! Next: the challenger, Saotome vs.
the champion, Tendo! l'm finally the strong one! l won't give it up so easily! He'll pay for all the times he's humiliated me! lt's a good chance to show her.
.
.
martial arts is more than strength! Take the Five-Ball Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Spike! Don't flatter yourself! He's gone! You coward! Don't be so stupid! Take this! Wicked curve! It was a fork ball! Forks.
Ranma, use this ball.
This is nothing! Wow! She's breakin' the chains! Try this! Here! Here! Here! I win! Ranma! Now take your antidote like you promised.
I'm not! I'm not taking anything! Wow.
Time out! Time out! No way! This fight is just starting! What's wrong? It couldn't be-- Akane! Yo.
Those whiskers actually look cute on you.
What's so funny? Here.
But.
.
.
Take one.
There.
I'm sorry.
I was convinced you were just jealous of me.
Stupid.
I'm not such a petty man as that.
Ranma-- Now that's the Akane I know.
It's better this way.
One more time! Will you give it a rest? One more time-- I hate this! See? This is the natural result of a fair contest.
So this means that when Ranma lost out at arm wrestling.
.
.
he went mad with jealousy.
I'm so strong!