Bluey (2018) s01e48 Episode Script
Teasing
1
[upbeat music]
[all] Mom ♪
Dad ♪
[all] Bingo ♪
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey ♪
[crickets chirping]
[Bluey whooping]
Give it back.
Bluey, that's my toothbrush.
-[Bluey whooping]
-[mellow music]
[Bingo] This episode of
"Bluey" is called "Teasing."
[Bluey whooping]
[Bingo] Give it back.
[Dad] Bluey, stop teasing your sister.
But she was teasing me first.
You were teasing me second.
I don't want any teasing,
first or second.
But Dad always teases us.
What, me, when?
Like password.
[playful music]
Password?
Let me through.
[Bluey growling]
Sorry, there's highly sensitive
information back here,
no one gets through without the password.
Ah, coconut?
[Dad bleeping]
Fish fingers?
-[Dad bleeping]
-Dad!
[Dad laughs] Password's not teasing.
Password is teasing.
Well what about name change?
Well what's wrong with name change.
[playful music]
I'm getting a bit sick
of your names, kids,
-I think I'm gonna change them.
-What?
From now on your name is Sharalanda.
Sharalanda?
And you're called Dennis.
Dennis?
Dad!
Yes, Sharalanda.
My name's not Sharalanda.
Yes, it is, Sharalanda.
I don't wanna be called Dennis.
Yes, you do, Dennis.
[laughing] Ah, Sharalanda.
Name change is not teasing.
-Is it?
-It is.
Well, what about when
you pretend to be me?
What, I don't pretend to be you.
-Yes you do.
-Yes you do.
-[playful music]
-[Bluey] All the time.
Mom, Mom.
What is it, Bingo?
I didn't say Dad, I said Mom.
Okay, I'll go get her.
What is it, sweetheart?
What is it my little pooh bear?
I said I want Mom.
[Dad] This is Mom, can't
you tell by my lovely voice?
Dad.
Dad's not here, which is a shame,
because he's such a handsome fellow
with big strong muscles.
That was Mom.
No, it wasn't.
That's not teasing.
Yes, it is.
And what about when you say
you're gonna sell us to the monkey house?
I've never said that.
[playful music]
Dad, where we going?
To the zoo, I'm gonna sell you
to the monkey house.
What, you're kidding?
Probably get about five
bucks for the pair of you.
Dad!
You'll have to get used to
eating bananas all the time.
[Dad laughs]
I'd forgotten that.
See, teasing.
But you kids love bananas.
And what about volume knob?
Volume knob isn't teasing is it?
[playful music]
-Dad?
-Yeah, mate.
I need you to wipe my bottom.
Oh, well I definitely
would like to help you
wipe your [lowers voice]
Dad!
Turn your volume up.
I had a faulty volume knob.
Well, I know one thing that
is definitely teasing.
Ah, and what is that?
[playful music]
[Dad farts]
Oh, Bluey.
How could you?
It wasn't me.
-It was you.
-[book bashing]
[clears this throat]
I maintain my innocence.
But what about when I asked you to
open my ice block?
Well I'm sure I just opened your ice block
and give it straight to you.
-[playful music]
-[traffic humming]
Dad, can you open this?
Yep.
-[Dad licking]
-[Bingo gasping]
Thanks, Bingo.
-[Bingo gasping]
-Where's yours?
-[drum beat]
-[Mom gasping]
-Daddy.
-Okay.
That one probably was teasing.
-Sorry, Bingo.
-See.
I think you're right, kids.
Dad is a big teaser.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Hang on, hang on.
As usual, you mob are only
telling only half the story.
-[playful music]
-Diplodocus?
[Dad bleeping]
[grunts] That's it. [Bluey screaming]
Hey, you can't get through
here without the password.
[Bluey laughing]
Intruder, intruder.
[Bluey screams]
-Wait.
-[Dad thumping]
This isn't fair.
[Bluey blowing raspberry]
Ha-ha.
[Bluey and Bingo laughing]
Do you want jam or peanut
butter, Sharalanda?
I'd like honey, please, Shubi-do-wa.
-[laughing]
-Shubi-do-wa?
-Who's Shubi-do-wa?
-[laughing]
You are.
What, since when?
We changed your name.
You can't change my name.
-Yes, we can, Shubi-do-wa.
-Hey.
[Bingo laughing]
More honey, please, Shubi-do-wa.
My name's not Shubi-do-wa.
-[Dad growling]
-[kids screaming]
[kids laughing]
[Dad] But my favorite
thing about your father
would be those rippling
calf muscles he has.
[Dad gasping]
Hi, Mom.
-Oh, hello, Bingo.
-Come with us, Mom.
We just need to do some things.
Oh, well, I do need to get to work.
[kids laughing]
[Bluey] More lipstick, Mom.
Oh, this handbag really suits you, Mom.
[Bingo laughing]
[Dad] Oh, um, I guess
it does set off my eyes.
[Bingo chuckling]
-Oh, look, it's another Mom.
-Oh, dear.
-How do you remove makeup?
-[laughing]
[kids chattering]
Well this got out of hand.
All right, you kids, settle down.
No, we're not kids, we're monkeys,
you said so.
[kids chattering]
Dad! [laughing]
Got the volume knob.
Volume turning up.
This is me with my volume up.
Ah, not so loud.
I need you to wipe my bottom.
[laughing]
We always beat you.
Yeah, you kids are way too clever for me.
Clearly from my side of the family.
-You know what I've learned?
-What?
The difference between
playing and teasing is
[kids laughing]
[playful music]
Sorry, kiddo, that was a bit mean.
That's okay, Shubi-do-wa.
-Hey.
-[laughing]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music]
[all] Mom ♪
Dad ♪
[all] Bingo ♪
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey ♪
[crickets chirping]
[Bluey whooping]
Give it back.
Bluey, that's my toothbrush.
-[Bluey whooping]
-[mellow music]
[Bingo] This episode of
"Bluey" is called "Teasing."
[Bluey whooping]
[Bingo] Give it back.
[Dad] Bluey, stop teasing your sister.
But she was teasing me first.
You were teasing me second.
I don't want any teasing,
first or second.
But Dad always teases us.
What, me, when?
Like password.
[playful music]
Password?
Let me through.
[Bluey growling]
Sorry, there's highly sensitive
information back here,
no one gets through without the password.
Ah, coconut?
[Dad bleeping]
Fish fingers?
-[Dad bleeping]
-Dad!
[Dad laughs] Password's not teasing.
Password is teasing.
Well what about name change?
Well what's wrong with name change.
[playful music]
I'm getting a bit sick
of your names, kids,
-I think I'm gonna change them.
-What?
From now on your name is Sharalanda.
Sharalanda?
And you're called Dennis.
Dennis?
Dad!
Yes, Sharalanda.
My name's not Sharalanda.
Yes, it is, Sharalanda.
I don't wanna be called Dennis.
Yes, you do, Dennis.
[laughing] Ah, Sharalanda.
Name change is not teasing.
-Is it?
-It is.
Well, what about when
you pretend to be me?
What, I don't pretend to be you.
-Yes you do.
-Yes you do.
-[playful music]
-[Bluey] All the time.
Mom, Mom.
What is it, Bingo?
I didn't say Dad, I said Mom.
Okay, I'll go get her.
What is it, sweetheart?
What is it my little pooh bear?
I said I want Mom.
[Dad] This is Mom, can't
you tell by my lovely voice?
Dad.
Dad's not here, which is a shame,
because he's such a handsome fellow
with big strong muscles.
That was Mom.
No, it wasn't.
That's not teasing.
Yes, it is.
And what about when you say
you're gonna sell us to the monkey house?
I've never said that.
[playful music]
Dad, where we going?
To the zoo, I'm gonna sell you
to the monkey house.
What, you're kidding?
Probably get about five
bucks for the pair of you.
Dad!
You'll have to get used to
eating bananas all the time.
[Dad laughs]
I'd forgotten that.
See, teasing.
But you kids love bananas.
And what about volume knob?
Volume knob isn't teasing is it?
[playful music]
-Dad?
-Yeah, mate.
I need you to wipe my bottom.
Oh, well I definitely
would like to help you
wipe your [lowers voice]
Dad!
Turn your volume up.
I had a faulty volume knob.
Well, I know one thing that
is definitely teasing.
Ah, and what is that?
[playful music]
[Dad farts]
Oh, Bluey.
How could you?
It wasn't me.
-It was you.
-[book bashing]
[clears this throat]
I maintain my innocence.
But what about when I asked you to
open my ice block?
Well I'm sure I just opened your ice block
and give it straight to you.
-[playful music]
-[traffic humming]
Dad, can you open this?
Yep.
-[Dad licking]
-[Bingo gasping]
Thanks, Bingo.
-[Bingo gasping]
-Where's yours?
-[drum beat]
-[Mom gasping]
-Daddy.
-Okay.
That one probably was teasing.
-Sorry, Bingo.
-See.
I think you're right, kids.
Dad is a big teaser.
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
Hang on, hang on.
As usual, you mob are only
telling only half the story.
-[playful music]
-Diplodocus?
[Dad bleeping]
[grunts] That's it. [Bluey screaming]
Hey, you can't get through
here without the password.
[Bluey laughing]
Intruder, intruder.
[Bluey screams]
-Wait.
-[Dad thumping]
This isn't fair.
[Bluey blowing raspberry]
Ha-ha.
[Bluey and Bingo laughing]
Do you want jam or peanut
butter, Sharalanda?
I'd like honey, please, Shubi-do-wa.
-[laughing]
-Shubi-do-wa?
-Who's Shubi-do-wa?
-[laughing]
You are.
What, since when?
We changed your name.
You can't change my name.
-Yes, we can, Shubi-do-wa.
-Hey.
[Bingo laughing]
More honey, please, Shubi-do-wa.
My name's not Shubi-do-wa.
-[Dad growling]
-[kids screaming]
[kids laughing]
[Dad] But my favorite
thing about your father
would be those rippling
calf muscles he has.
[Dad gasping]
Hi, Mom.
-Oh, hello, Bingo.
-Come with us, Mom.
We just need to do some things.
Oh, well, I do need to get to work.
[kids laughing]
[Bluey] More lipstick, Mom.
Oh, this handbag really suits you, Mom.
[Bingo laughing]
[Dad] Oh, um, I guess
it does set off my eyes.
[Bingo chuckling]
-Oh, look, it's another Mom.
-Oh, dear.
-How do you remove makeup?
-[laughing]
[kids chattering]
Well this got out of hand.
All right, you kids, settle down.
No, we're not kids, we're monkeys,
you said so.
[kids chattering]
Dad! [laughing]
Got the volume knob.
Volume turning up.
This is me with my volume up.
Ah, not so loud.
I need you to wipe my bottom.
[laughing]
We always beat you.
Yeah, you kids are way too clever for me.
Clearly from my side of the family.
-You know what I've learned?
-What?
The difference between
playing and teasing is
[kids laughing]
[playful music]
Sorry, kiddo, that was a bit mean.
That's okay, Shubi-do-wa.
-Hey.
-[laughing]
[upbeat music]