Ranma 12 s01e48 Episode Script
Episode 48
There now 144 people what fall into cursed springs.
This is BAD thing.
Cursed people must have guidance for lives.
This is most important duty for Jusenkyo Morals Committee! Mister Chairman! Yes, Vice-Chairman? Here's my report.
These people have broken the Three Cardinal Laws of Jusenkyo.
Here are the three laws: use the transformation for evil! cause harm to any other person! cursed people may transform.
But these have broken the three laws! These law breakers-- These law breakers.
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must be punished! Must be punished! Must be punished.
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after tea-time! Must be punished! Must be punished! I'll go! Kin'nee, you're our man! You'll stop them from abusing their transformation powers! All submit to my ministrations! If they don't-- I have slight bad feeling about Kin'nee.
I understand.
Chairman, I'll go with him.
I busy! You go home now! What you doing!? I'm doing this! That's two down.
Oh, great! Now I'm really lost! What's going on!? Just who's in hot water here? Three down.
l'm being followed! That's funny-- If it's funny, why don'tcha laugh? That's true.
It's not that kind of funny! Those two may be a little harder.
What's wrong? I have a feeling somebody's after me.
I have no appetite.
It's karma.
You did something wrong.
Have you deceived yet another young girl!? Naw, the only women he could deceive are old ladies.
That's rude, Nabiki.
Sorry.
Old ladies aren't deceived so easily.
Good one! Ranma! Y'gotta be my bodyguard! I'm no bodyguard! But Mr.
Saotome is so scared.
Just do it for him.
No way! If you're so worried about him, you do it! I get it! I'll never ask you again! Genma, behind you! There's lint on your shoulder.
- I scared you! - Stop it! I'm goin' to bed! It's perfect! Shampoo and Mu Mu are missing!? They went on a delivery and never came back.
I came here in hope Son-in-law had eloped with Shampoo.
Not a possibility! He's Genma's son so anything's possible! Listen--What's that look for!? I'm innocent! No! Pop! Jeez! Lemme in! - Pop! - Ranma, over there! Pop! Pop! What was that? That hole! And that method of flying-- Just like the Blue Dragon Sword Muscle Martial Arts School.
"Blue Dragon Sword Muscle Martial Arts"? What's that? Their Blue Dragon Sword weighs several dozen pounds.
And they have muscles of steel.
A powerful martial art.
What's this? Oh! That is-- That's the armband of the Jusenkyo Morals Committee! "Morals Committee"!? They have that kind of thing at Jusenkyo? It's a secret society! No one knows its true purpose.
But they are fanatic about moral status.
I've heard they send assassins to combat moral offenses.
I hope Mr.
Saotome will be all right.
Weren't you a little hard on him? Look at how he begged you to protect him.
I'll bet Genma is suffering horrible pain right now.
He is not! Saotome-- Maybe Shampoo and Mu Mu the duck have also been captured.
We have to find them, and fast! I have just the plan! Ranma, follow me and no questions! I'm coming too! What's with this "no questions" bull!? I wanna help, too! Don't touch it! Will the Morals Committee really come if I keep this up? They'll come! Their objective is to root out all immorality.
If you become a woman to steal women's underwear-- I wonder-- Why doesn't anyone TRUST me!? That get-up you're wearing doesn't inspire confidence.
These are my work clothes! Let's go home and come up with a better plan.
Nobody's going to show up using this stupid scheme.
No kiddin'! You wouldn't be-- They're here.
You should pay more attention to your elders! I'll leave them to you! Hey! Leave those gym shorts here! Don't move! Here is the first law: use the transformation for evil! You've broken the Three Cardinal Laws, and I will punish you! Wait! Ranma! Anything but that! Now, let's fight! Whatever happened? What a dreadful incident.
You did it! I? A building is cut from the living wood.
We are rude to the tree if we don't respect it.
What's with him? My worst fear has come to pass! "Fear"? Kin'nee fell into the Fushan Niichuan spring.
There's a tragic tale of a young priest.
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who drowned there 999 years ago.
Now whoever falls into the cursed spring becomes a priest.
But that means he's breakin' your laws, too! No, when Kin'nee transforms, he becomes an upstanding priest.
Don't praise him! No violence! How dreadful.
A building is cut from the living wood.
We must respect it-- I respect it! Now gimme back Pop and the others! "Pop"? The jerk who becomes a panda when you add water.
I've done a dreadful thing! I will take you to him.
To where my Pop is? Of course! It's the least I can do.
Is it far away? You're not talkin' about China, are you? It is in Japan, but rather far away.
Will he be okay? Pop, I'm comin' to rescue you! "C'mon, lemme sleep" We can't let you sleep! You have to meditate on your evil ways! "Gimme! Gimme!" You must train yourself to control your appetite! W-Who did that!? What's that about trainin'? Nature calls! How dreadful! I'll set you free.
Hey! Let go! "Son!" Shampoo? "Well, I guess I'll be going.
" Wait up! We still have work to do! - Gimme the key! - Here.
Shampoo! Be careful! It's dark in there! Kin'nee.
Kin'nee, it's back to work.
So the children think they can escape!? Stay away! You, too? You can't escape now! - Time to pay! - Just a minute! This is the final lesson! Somebody, help! So you're back to your old self? Prepare your soul! - We'll start the training with you.
- Lemme go! W-What are you doing!? Training you not to transform into a panda, even when wet.
Is this true? Can you train me not to turn into a panda!? It's all a matter of willpower.
Not yet.
"S-saved" I can't be trained not to become a panda! You're toying with me! Willpower.
Willpower.
Willpower.
Willpower.
"S-saved" "S-saved" Pop! He stopped screamin'! You're comin' with me.
You treatin' us all to Chinese food? Sounds like fun.
Eat THIS! Everybody, RUN! I'll catch the small fry later.
Come quietly or the panda gets it! Man! "Lemme turn human again!" What've you done to my Pop!? Just my duty to the Morals Committee.
"Duty"? I'll let you go if you hit the water and don't turn into a girl.
What!? "Have you come to rescure me?" Does it LOOK like I'm here to rescue you!? You can't do it either.
What did you expect!? You could do it with willpower.
HOT! Do him again.
He's not doing it.
You haven't stopped yourself from turnin' into a priest! Please save me, Reverend! What dreadful thing have I done now? Not at all! No, stop that! You're trying to make a fool of me! "Welcome back.
" Listen-- Too much trouble! We'll train you both at the same time! Quit playin' with my body! - It's not doin' any good! - Resistance is futile! H-Help me! I've had it with "guidance duty"! Did it! Untyin' ropes ain't nothin' to me! Dammit! W-Why, you-- Let's go, Pop! Pop! I'll punish you first! This technique cut the Great Wall of China like paper! Spanning 3000 years of Chinese history.
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the ultimate technique of the Blue Dragon Sword Muscle School: Earthquake Break Dance! lf l could just get that Blue Dragon Sword! l'll just have to go for it! Here goes! I'm gonna skewer you! Try it! Leggo! Lemme go! Not a chance! Oh, dear! What have I done? Kin'nee! No, stop it! The hot water's gone cold! One, two-- One, two-- One, two-- C'mon! Almost there! One, two-- This is just dreadful! You did it with that sword you're holding! How could I do such dreadful things!? Trees and rocks, please forgive me! Farewell to arms.
Ranma.
I'm sorry.
It's all because I dragged you to Jusenkyo.
What's done is done.
Ranma-- As IF!! It's your fault I almost died! This from my idiot son! We're starting your training over! You stupid old man! Serves you right! Violence is unacceptable! We must celebrate the beauty of cooperation!
This is BAD thing.
Cursed people must have guidance for lives.
This is most important duty for Jusenkyo Morals Committee! Mister Chairman! Yes, Vice-Chairman? Here's my report.
These people have broken the Three Cardinal Laws of Jusenkyo.
Here are the three laws: use the transformation for evil! cause harm to any other person! cursed people may transform.
But these have broken the three laws! These law breakers-- These law breakers.
.
.
must be punished! Must be punished! Must be punished.
.
.
after tea-time! Must be punished! Must be punished! I'll go! Kin'nee, you're our man! You'll stop them from abusing their transformation powers! All submit to my ministrations! If they don't-- I have slight bad feeling about Kin'nee.
I understand.
Chairman, I'll go with him.
I busy! You go home now! What you doing!? I'm doing this! That's two down.
Oh, great! Now I'm really lost! What's going on!? Just who's in hot water here? Three down.
l'm being followed! That's funny-- If it's funny, why don'tcha laugh? That's true.
It's not that kind of funny! Those two may be a little harder.
What's wrong? I have a feeling somebody's after me.
I have no appetite.
It's karma.
You did something wrong.
Have you deceived yet another young girl!? Naw, the only women he could deceive are old ladies.
That's rude, Nabiki.
Sorry.
Old ladies aren't deceived so easily.
Good one! Ranma! Y'gotta be my bodyguard! I'm no bodyguard! But Mr.
Saotome is so scared.
Just do it for him.
No way! If you're so worried about him, you do it! I get it! I'll never ask you again! Genma, behind you! There's lint on your shoulder.
- I scared you! - Stop it! I'm goin' to bed! It's perfect! Shampoo and Mu Mu are missing!? They went on a delivery and never came back.
I came here in hope Son-in-law had eloped with Shampoo.
Not a possibility! He's Genma's son so anything's possible! Listen--What's that look for!? I'm innocent! No! Pop! Jeez! Lemme in! - Pop! - Ranma, over there! Pop! Pop! What was that? That hole! And that method of flying-- Just like the Blue Dragon Sword Muscle Martial Arts School.
"Blue Dragon Sword Muscle Martial Arts"? What's that? Their Blue Dragon Sword weighs several dozen pounds.
And they have muscles of steel.
A powerful martial art.
What's this? Oh! That is-- That's the armband of the Jusenkyo Morals Committee! "Morals Committee"!? They have that kind of thing at Jusenkyo? It's a secret society! No one knows its true purpose.
But they are fanatic about moral status.
I've heard they send assassins to combat moral offenses.
I hope Mr.
Saotome will be all right.
Weren't you a little hard on him? Look at how he begged you to protect him.
I'll bet Genma is suffering horrible pain right now.
He is not! Saotome-- Maybe Shampoo and Mu Mu the duck have also been captured.
We have to find them, and fast! I have just the plan! Ranma, follow me and no questions! I'm coming too! What's with this "no questions" bull!? I wanna help, too! Don't touch it! Will the Morals Committee really come if I keep this up? They'll come! Their objective is to root out all immorality.
If you become a woman to steal women's underwear-- I wonder-- Why doesn't anyone TRUST me!? That get-up you're wearing doesn't inspire confidence.
These are my work clothes! Let's go home and come up with a better plan.
Nobody's going to show up using this stupid scheme.
No kiddin'! You wouldn't be-- They're here.
You should pay more attention to your elders! I'll leave them to you! Hey! Leave those gym shorts here! Don't move! Here is the first law: use the transformation for evil! You've broken the Three Cardinal Laws, and I will punish you! Wait! Ranma! Anything but that! Now, let's fight! Whatever happened? What a dreadful incident.
You did it! I? A building is cut from the living wood.
We are rude to the tree if we don't respect it.
What's with him? My worst fear has come to pass! "Fear"? Kin'nee fell into the Fushan Niichuan spring.
There's a tragic tale of a young priest.
.
.
who drowned there 999 years ago.
Now whoever falls into the cursed spring becomes a priest.
But that means he's breakin' your laws, too! No, when Kin'nee transforms, he becomes an upstanding priest.
Don't praise him! No violence! How dreadful.
A building is cut from the living wood.
We must respect it-- I respect it! Now gimme back Pop and the others! "Pop"? The jerk who becomes a panda when you add water.
I've done a dreadful thing! I will take you to him.
To where my Pop is? Of course! It's the least I can do.
Is it far away? You're not talkin' about China, are you? It is in Japan, but rather far away.
Will he be okay? Pop, I'm comin' to rescue you! "C'mon, lemme sleep" We can't let you sleep! You have to meditate on your evil ways! "Gimme! Gimme!" You must train yourself to control your appetite! W-Who did that!? What's that about trainin'? Nature calls! How dreadful! I'll set you free.
Hey! Let go! "Son!" Shampoo? "Well, I guess I'll be going.
" Wait up! We still have work to do! - Gimme the key! - Here.
Shampoo! Be careful! It's dark in there! Kin'nee.
Kin'nee, it's back to work.
So the children think they can escape!? Stay away! You, too? You can't escape now! - Time to pay! - Just a minute! This is the final lesson! Somebody, help! So you're back to your old self? Prepare your soul! - We'll start the training with you.
- Lemme go! W-What are you doing!? Training you not to transform into a panda, even when wet.
Is this true? Can you train me not to turn into a panda!? It's all a matter of willpower.
Not yet.
"S-saved" I can't be trained not to become a panda! You're toying with me! Willpower.
Willpower.
Willpower.
Willpower.
"S-saved" "S-saved" Pop! He stopped screamin'! You're comin' with me.
You treatin' us all to Chinese food? Sounds like fun.
Eat THIS! Everybody, RUN! I'll catch the small fry later.
Come quietly or the panda gets it! Man! "Lemme turn human again!" What've you done to my Pop!? Just my duty to the Morals Committee.
"Duty"? I'll let you go if you hit the water and don't turn into a girl.
What!? "Have you come to rescure me?" Does it LOOK like I'm here to rescue you!? You can't do it either.
What did you expect!? You could do it with willpower.
HOT! Do him again.
He's not doing it.
You haven't stopped yourself from turnin' into a priest! Please save me, Reverend! What dreadful thing have I done now? Not at all! No, stop that! You're trying to make a fool of me! "Welcome back.
" Listen-- Too much trouble! We'll train you both at the same time! Quit playin' with my body! - It's not doin' any good! - Resistance is futile! H-Help me! I've had it with "guidance duty"! Did it! Untyin' ropes ain't nothin' to me! Dammit! W-Why, you-- Let's go, Pop! Pop! I'll punish you first! This technique cut the Great Wall of China like paper! Spanning 3000 years of Chinese history.
.
.
the ultimate technique of the Blue Dragon Sword Muscle School: Earthquake Break Dance! lf l could just get that Blue Dragon Sword! l'll just have to go for it! Here goes! I'm gonna skewer you! Try it! Leggo! Lemme go! Not a chance! Oh, dear! What have I done? Kin'nee! No, stop it! The hot water's gone cold! One, two-- One, two-- One, two-- C'mon! Almost there! One, two-- This is just dreadful! You did it with that sword you're holding! How could I do such dreadful things!? Trees and rocks, please forgive me! Farewell to arms.
Ranma.
I'm sorry.
It's all because I dragged you to Jusenkyo.
What's done is done.
Ranma-- As IF!! It's your fault I almost died! This from my idiot son! We're starting your training over! You stupid old man! Serves you right! Violence is unacceptable! We must celebrate the beauty of cooperation!