Bluey (2018) s01e49 Episode Script

1
[up-tempo music plays]
[music stops]
[all] Mum!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Dad!
[music resumes]
[music stops]
[all] Bingo!
[music resumes]
-[music stops]
-[all] Bluey!
[Bluey munching]
Agh! Agh!
Glargh!
Bla-bl-bl-blah,
bl-bloo!
Bluey, don't talk
with your mouth full.
And sit up straight.
Don't slouch. It's bad manners.
[mouth full]
Is this bad manners?
Blaaah!
-Bingo!
-[laughs]
Mum, why do we
have to have manners?
Because we're not animals.
I'm happy as long as
you eat your veggies.
Hey, hey, hey! Elbows
off the table, thanks, Mum.
Oh! Ha!
Can you believe that, kids? Ha!
[Bingo and Bluey laugh]
[whispering] Psst!
Bluey, take this.
It's a magic asparagus.
What does it do?
It turns people into any animal you want.
For real life?
For real life.
Oooooh!
Don't play with
your food, Blu
Donkey!
Hee-haw!
-[laughter]
-It worked!
Hee-haw!
Hee-haw!
Do me!
Okay.
Warthog!
No, no,
I want to be a piglet.
-Piglet!
-[snorts]
Eee! Eee!
Whee! Whee!
Whee! Eeee! Eee!
[normal voice]
Now that's taken care of,
I need you to do
a little something for me.
-Chicken!
-Ba-kaw!
[Bluey] This episode of Bluey
is called Asparagus.
-Bawk! Bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk!
-Eee! Eee! Whee! Whee!
Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
-Elephant!
-[trumpets]
I love this!
Eee! Whee! Whee!
Here, chook, chook, chook!
Bawk-bawk-bawk, brrawk!
Goat!
N-e-eh! N-e-eh!
Now, be free,
my animal friends.
No more rules for anyone.
[crash]
Aah! Pig Bingo,
you're making a mess!
Come here,
you wriggly little
-[trumpets]
-[shrieks] Put me down!
Aaah! Meerkat!
Um-dum-dum!
Hey, hey!
You can't just grab people
and swing them around!
[chitters]
Hey, hey!
[laughs]
-[squeaking]
-Aaah!
Polly Puppy!
-Mouse!
-Squeeeeak!
You can't chew people's toys!
It's not nice!
Squeak! Squeak!
-Eee!
-Penguin!
De-de-de-de,
de-de-de!
[groans]
This is hard work.
Um-dum-dum!
[jabbering, squeaking]
Maybe I'll turn you into
slightly calmer animals.
Peacocks!
[all warbling softly]
Ahh.
That's a bit better.
[warbling]
Hey, mind your manners,
Mr. Show-Off!
[warbling continues]
[groans]
Okay, you asked for it.
-Lions!
-Roaaar!
-Rar!
-[warbles]
[laughs]
That will teach you to show off.
[roaring, warbling]
Noooo!
Don't go outside!
[panting]
Where'd they go?
[warbles]
There you are! Walrus!
Aaaah! Oof!
[groans]
Now, where are those lions?
One Sunday morning
as I went walking ♪
By Brisbane waters,
I chanced to ♪
-[snap]
-Oh!
What was that?
[growling, snarling]
Is that you, Lucky?
[crickets chirping]
Oh, well, I guess it's nothing.
-Roaaar!
-Aaaah!
[screaming in distance]
Mwoaaar!
Oh, Mrs. Heeler!
Oh, I don't know
about this! Aah!
-Parrot!
-Squawk!
-Bunny!
-[clicks tongue]
Polly want
a cracker?
-[panting]
-Get back in the house, you two!
Sorry, Lucky's Dad!
No worries, Bluey.
I shouldn't have
let my guard down.
-Mwoaaar!
-Get in here, you lot!
-[clicks tongue]
-Squawk!
That's it! You animals need
to learn some manners.
-Rohh!
-Aah!
Daddy Walrus!
No doing that thing!
Mwoaar!
First manners is
Polly want a cracker.
Oh! First is, don't speak
when someone's speaking!
Squawk.
Second manners is
[clicks tongue]
Hey!
Worm!
Eee! Mmmmn! Mmmmn!
No running away
from manners lessons!
Now, third one is
don't eat the next-door neighbors.
That's a really important one.
Hey, where's Daddy Walrus?
-[gasps]
-[grunts]
Noooo!
Squawk!
-[grunts]
-Fourth manners is,
-Mwoaaar!
-don't go to the toilet on the rug!
[munching]
[groans] You big grub!
Mwoaaaar!
This is hopeless.
I'm gonna turn you
all back into dogs.
Where's my asparagus?
Polly want a cracker!
[garbles, gulps]
Nooooooo!
Daaaah!
Oh, no!
You're stuck like this forever!
Mwoaaar!
Squawk!
Polly want more asparagus!
Wait!
I've got an idea!
Squawk!
Mwoaaar!
Okay, Bird Bingo, you've eaten
the magic asparagus.
Too late to change that.
But I think
if you say "doggie,"
everyone will turn back to doggies.
Squawk!
Can you say,
"Polly want a doggie"?
Pretty please?
Mwoaaar!
Mmmmn!
Polly want a cracker!
Ugh! No,
"Polly want a doggie"!
-Mwoaaar!
-Aaah!
Hands to yourself,
Daddy Walrus!
Come on, Bird Bingo!
"Polly want a doggie"!
Mwoaaar!
-Oof!
-Mwoar!
-[thud]
-Ugh!
-Squawk!
-Urgh!
Come on, Bird Bingo!
-It's hard to get a walrus
-Mwoaaar!
-Mwoaaar!
-to sit at the dinner table!
Polly want a d
d
Yeah, yeah!
dinosaur!
-[parents] Roaaar! Roaaar!
-Aah!
Bingo, no!
Doggie! Doggie!
-Roaaar!
-Aaah!
No eating your manners teacher!
[screams]
Polly want a
Help!
Polly want a doggie!
Ooh! Huh?
Hooray! You did it, Bird Bingo!
Squawk!
What's going on?
Uh
Oh, uh
We're just eating dinner. Remember?
Ah, yeah
dinner.
Okay, well,
make sure you
I've finished
my vegetables, Father.
I shall now excuse myself
to go tidy the kitchen.
Pip, pip!
Well.
That's more like it.
Squawk!
Bawk, bawk, bawk!
Bingo!
For the last time,
use a knife and
-Chicken!
-Ba-kaw!
[up-tempo music plays]