Ranma 12 s01e49 Episode Script
Episode 49
Let's go, Ranma! Pop, you've gone soft! I'm just holding back because you're my son! So you say! This time, I'm doin' the attackin', Pop! Come on, Ranma! You'll never learn the school's secrets that way! Breakfast's almost ready, you two.
You're always so kind.
We'll be right there.
Gotcha! Akane, you may want to check on Ranma.
Don't distract me! Don't burn! Don't burn! You amateur! Carelessness can turn a spark into an inferno! You need LOTS more training! After your dirty tricks, that's all you have to say!? Foolish boy! Come and get me! You come back here, old man! W-What do we have here? Japanese-style omelets! My special recipe! Come back! I see.
I'm saving the biggest piece for you, Dad.
You're so kind.
Here! Sorry.
Hold on, Old Man! Ranma! An amateur through and through! Training is what you need! Training! Why, you-- Don't like it? Then try to beat me! - A Y100 coin! - Where!? Where!? Gotcha! Now we see just who is the amateur! Ranma! Look at what you did to MY cooking! There, guess I taught YOU a lesson! Ranma? Ranma!? Are you awake? Stay still.
I'm still putting on the disinfectant.
Forgive us, Ranma.
When Akane is angry, she forgets her own strength.
I don't mind.
Thank you, Ranma! Ranma? How do I explain it? It feels like I've just awakened from a long, refreshing sleep.
As if I've experienced an amazingly long dream.
Ranma-- Don't look! - Sorry! - Forgive us! I was changing! Remember to always announce yourselves! Okay! Is it true that you're acting weird since you hit your head? No, I'm perfectly normal.
- Ranma, how many fingers? - Three! Do you know this person? Uncle Tendo.
And this is--? Octopus-Priest.
- And him--? - A water lizard! She's perfectly fine! - Normal! - Tendo, you're wrong! Yeah, why am I a water lizard!? Will you stop the affected speech? Affected? I? Stop it! It's sickening! Don't tease me.
I'm a woman! It must've been the fall.
A bad hit.
My son has been brought to this lowly state! His father grieves! May I get through? Big Sister Kasumi, may I help too? - Why, thank you! Have this one! - Thanks! What's wrong? T-These are a boy's-- They are-- Oh, no! It's so embarrassing! I TOUCHED them! What'll I do!? What's so embarrassing!? These are yours! You wear them! Stop, Akane! Come on! Remember! Please stop, Akane! You seem like the perverted one.
The perverted one is this weird Ranma! How long are you gonna cry!? - Come with me! - Owchie! Owchie! - Please let me go! - Come on and shut up! Come at me.
- But-- - Hurry up! I hate all this violence.
Here I come! Please stop.
You shouldn't.
You really shouldn't, Akane.
Please stop! Why don't you fight me? You some kind of coward!? This behavior just isn't me.
What!? You'll inherit the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts! I hate it.
I wish Father would allow me to quit.
Are you serious!? I'd rather study tea ceremony or flower-arranging.
I'd also like to learn to cook.
Not simply as bridal training, but-- Akane? Start calling me "Ms.
Tendo.
" Ranma! Grandfather Happosai! That name works for me.
You seem troubled.
I think I've made Akane angry at me.
So that's why you're not your enthusiastic self.
There's a reason "mature" and "endure" rhyme.
You'll have many worries before you're an adult.
Ranma, just leave Akane to me.
Really, Grandfather!? But in return, would you do me one little favor? Yes!? Would you slip into this little number? - Ranma! - Grandfather! We'll do this later.
Ranma! Ranma! You are just so-- Don't tire yourself.
You're not so young anymore, Father.
I won't be tricked by your soft words! You said you don't want to inherit the dojo.
That's a lie, right!? It's true.
I abhor fights and violence.
It's not violence! It's martial arts.
It's the same thing.
To hurt people for no reason.
You're pushing it-- Father, stop being so violent! Oops.
Turn back to a boy and snap out of it! Father, you mustn't! I'll be burned! Wake up, I said! Father, forgive me! Forgive me, Ranma.
This is for the future of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Thank you.
Ranma.
That was good.
Ranma, I've got some shopping to do.
Come along? I'd love to! Then get ready! You didn't have to change.
What's wrong, Ranma? A one-piece, even a skirt looks bad on me, now! They look bad on me, too.
You look fine! But you're so cute! You're a real woman, so you're okay.
But just look at me.
At this body! Now I'll never be a bride! You'll be just fine.
Wonderful! So pretty! This one's cute, too! Akane, isn't this cute? What do you think? - Gawd! - A couple of perverts! - Oh, no! - Young people have no shame! What are you doing!? Come with me! You mustn't! Shaddup! That was embarrassing! I'll tell you straight, you're a BOY! You are 100% boy, body and soul! If you don't want to look like a weirdo, cut this out! - But-- - No "buts"! Akane-- Okay, but make it fast! But you're going in the MEN'S room, got it!? What? What's the matter!? It's so horrible! I tried, but I can't! What'm I supposed to do!? Akane, please, I can't hold it much longer-- I'll have to-- Here we go! What am I gonna do with you.
Thank you, Akane.
It's okay.
Let's do something about those clothes.
It's so pretty! Are you sure it's okay, Akane? It's so expensive! It really suits her.
Yeah, how much? Y35,600.
- Bring me a receipt.
- Of course.
Akane, I love you! Ranma? Have you really forgotten about being a boy? You remember US, right? I don't know quite how to describe it.
It's as if my experiences until now aren't mine.
It seems so unreal.
As if I have another person's memories.
And this morning, the real me suddenly awakened.
I finally realized that I was a woman.
And one thing became clear.
For a very long time.
.
.
maybe from the first moment I met you, I-- Ranma, this isn't the time-- I discovered you were a very tough, strong woman! Y'don't say.
Thank you for all your help.
- You can take a break.
- I want to help cook Sunday dinner.
You really are very good.
Even better than I am! Don't say such things.
Now if Akane were a boy, you two would balance out perfectly! Ouch.
Akane, are you okay!? I'm fine.
I don't even need a bandage for this.
Ranma? Ranma! Forgive me.
I can't stand blood.
I'll be fine.
Akane, here.
A feast today, Kasumi! A mouth-watering aroma! Ranma helped out.
Eat it before it gets cold.
Kasumi, I helped out, too! I made the salad! Ranma, so you've gone that far into womanhood.
It's so sad.
But this is delicious! - Akane-- - Ranma!? What's wrong? It's the middle of the night.
I'm scared.
Father isn't there.
And the room is so big and quiet! Can't I sleep with you? But I can't sleep alone like this.
B-But-- You're saying "no"? Okay, but only for tonight.
Let's go! Ranma, you really ARE a girl now? Perhaps-- It's not perfect, but if those two are getting along-- - The dojo is saved! - Happy ending.
Who's there!? Dad? Mister Saotome? What are you doing? T-The moon is so beautiful tonight! We're here to see it! She bought it! The moon's not out yet.
Ranma's a true woman.
Nothing to worry about now.
Off to sleep.
Here I go.
Grandfather! What is it!? Akane! Grandfather just-- There you are, you slime! Who're you calling slime!? I just came to bring a present to Ranma! - What present? - This one.
Trying that again!? Leave or I'll really get angry! Don't wanna! Don't wanna! Don't wanna! You'll never see Ranma in a bra! - You won't reconsider? - NO! I have no choice! Please, try not to hurt Akane.
Ranma.
I just wanted Ranma to wear this present You are so awful! Grandfather, your feelings-- You're awful, and all I want is a look! - Putting it on will satisfy you? - Ranma! Not that! Ranma, please turn back into that stubborn, insensitive jerk! This nice, sweet person just isn't you! If you stay a girl, then who am I going to-- I understand what you're saying, Akane, but I'm a woman! Your male Ranma no longer exists.
You idiot! You're not Ranma at all! Stay a girl for the rest of your life, for all I care! What'd you do that for, you jerk!? - Because of you, I'm gonna catch cold! - Ranma? That hurt! What're you doin'!? Ranma, you're back! Dad! Kasumi! Mister Saotome! - Ranma! - Good work! W-What're you all lookin' at? What's that for, you stupid old man!? That's our heir to Anything-Goes Martial Arts! - Ranma seems like he's back to normal! - Isn't it wonderful, Akane? He just isn't Ranma any other way.
Your father is overjoyed! I- I don't know my own strength.
S-Saotome! What have you done!? Is Ranma all right? Y-You don't think that he-- Memories-- Where am I? Hi! I'm Ranma!
You're always so kind.
We'll be right there.
Gotcha! Akane, you may want to check on Ranma.
Don't distract me! Don't burn! Don't burn! You amateur! Carelessness can turn a spark into an inferno! You need LOTS more training! After your dirty tricks, that's all you have to say!? Foolish boy! Come and get me! You come back here, old man! W-What do we have here? Japanese-style omelets! My special recipe! Come back! I see.
I'm saving the biggest piece for you, Dad.
You're so kind.
Here! Sorry.
Hold on, Old Man! Ranma! An amateur through and through! Training is what you need! Training! Why, you-- Don't like it? Then try to beat me! - A Y100 coin! - Where!? Where!? Gotcha! Now we see just who is the amateur! Ranma! Look at what you did to MY cooking! There, guess I taught YOU a lesson! Ranma? Ranma!? Are you awake? Stay still.
I'm still putting on the disinfectant.
Forgive us, Ranma.
When Akane is angry, she forgets her own strength.
I don't mind.
Thank you, Ranma! Ranma? How do I explain it? It feels like I've just awakened from a long, refreshing sleep.
As if I've experienced an amazingly long dream.
Ranma-- Don't look! - Sorry! - Forgive us! I was changing! Remember to always announce yourselves! Okay! Is it true that you're acting weird since you hit your head? No, I'm perfectly normal.
- Ranma, how many fingers? - Three! Do you know this person? Uncle Tendo.
And this is--? Octopus-Priest.
- And him--? - A water lizard! She's perfectly fine! - Normal! - Tendo, you're wrong! Yeah, why am I a water lizard!? Will you stop the affected speech? Affected? I? Stop it! It's sickening! Don't tease me.
I'm a woman! It must've been the fall.
A bad hit.
My son has been brought to this lowly state! His father grieves! May I get through? Big Sister Kasumi, may I help too? - Why, thank you! Have this one! - Thanks! What's wrong? T-These are a boy's-- They are-- Oh, no! It's so embarrassing! I TOUCHED them! What'll I do!? What's so embarrassing!? These are yours! You wear them! Stop, Akane! Come on! Remember! Please stop, Akane! You seem like the perverted one.
The perverted one is this weird Ranma! How long are you gonna cry!? - Come with me! - Owchie! Owchie! - Please let me go! - Come on and shut up! Come at me.
- But-- - Hurry up! I hate all this violence.
Here I come! Please stop.
You shouldn't.
You really shouldn't, Akane.
Please stop! Why don't you fight me? You some kind of coward!? This behavior just isn't me.
What!? You'll inherit the Saotome School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts! I hate it.
I wish Father would allow me to quit.
Are you serious!? I'd rather study tea ceremony or flower-arranging.
I'd also like to learn to cook.
Not simply as bridal training, but-- Akane? Start calling me "Ms.
Tendo.
" Ranma! Grandfather Happosai! That name works for me.
You seem troubled.
I think I've made Akane angry at me.
So that's why you're not your enthusiastic self.
There's a reason "mature" and "endure" rhyme.
You'll have many worries before you're an adult.
Ranma, just leave Akane to me.
Really, Grandfather!? But in return, would you do me one little favor? Yes!? Would you slip into this little number? - Ranma! - Grandfather! We'll do this later.
Ranma! Ranma! You are just so-- Don't tire yourself.
You're not so young anymore, Father.
I won't be tricked by your soft words! You said you don't want to inherit the dojo.
That's a lie, right!? It's true.
I abhor fights and violence.
It's not violence! It's martial arts.
It's the same thing.
To hurt people for no reason.
You're pushing it-- Father, stop being so violent! Oops.
Turn back to a boy and snap out of it! Father, you mustn't! I'll be burned! Wake up, I said! Father, forgive me! Forgive me, Ranma.
This is for the future of Anything-Goes Martial Arts.
Thank you.
Ranma.
That was good.
Ranma, I've got some shopping to do.
Come along? I'd love to! Then get ready! You didn't have to change.
What's wrong, Ranma? A one-piece, even a skirt looks bad on me, now! They look bad on me, too.
You look fine! But you're so cute! You're a real woman, so you're okay.
But just look at me.
At this body! Now I'll never be a bride! You'll be just fine.
Wonderful! So pretty! This one's cute, too! Akane, isn't this cute? What do you think? - Gawd! - A couple of perverts! - Oh, no! - Young people have no shame! What are you doing!? Come with me! You mustn't! Shaddup! That was embarrassing! I'll tell you straight, you're a BOY! You are 100% boy, body and soul! If you don't want to look like a weirdo, cut this out! - But-- - No "buts"! Akane-- Okay, but make it fast! But you're going in the MEN'S room, got it!? What? What's the matter!? It's so horrible! I tried, but I can't! What'm I supposed to do!? Akane, please, I can't hold it much longer-- I'll have to-- Here we go! What am I gonna do with you.
Thank you, Akane.
It's okay.
Let's do something about those clothes.
It's so pretty! Are you sure it's okay, Akane? It's so expensive! It really suits her.
Yeah, how much? Y35,600.
- Bring me a receipt.
- Of course.
Akane, I love you! Ranma? Have you really forgotten about being a boy? You remember US, right? I don't know quite how to describe it.
It's as if my experiences until now aren't mine.
It seems so unreal.
As if I have another person's memories.
And this morning, the real me suddenly awakened.
I finally realized that I was a woman.
And one thing became clear.
For a very long time.
.
.
maybe from the first moment I met you, I-- Ranma, this isn't the time-- I discovered you were a very tough, strong woman! Y'don't say.
Thank you for all your help.
- You can take a break.
- I want to help cook Sunday dinner.
You really are very good.
Even better than I am! Don't say such things.
Now if Akane were a boy, you two would balance out perfectly! Ouch.
Akane, are you okay!? I'm fine.
I don't even need a bandage for this.
Ranma? Ranma! Forgive me.
I can't stand blood.
I'll be fine.
Akane, here.
A feast today, Kasumi! A mouth-watering aroma! Ranma helped out.
Eat it before it gets cold.
Kasumi, I helped out, too! I made the salad! Ranma, so you've gone that far into womanhood.
It's so sad.
But this is delicious! - Akane-- - Ranma!? What's wrong? It's the middle of the night.
I'm scared.
Father isn't there.
And the room is so big and quiet! Can't I sleep with you? But I can't sleep alone like this.
B-But-- You're saying "no"? Okay, but only for tonight.
Let's go! Ranma, you really ARE a girl now? Perhaps-- It's not perfect, but if those two are getting along-- - The dojo is saved! - Happy ending.
Who's there!? Dad? Mister Saotome? What are you doing? T-The moon is so beautiful tonight! We're here to see it! She bought it! The moon's not out yet.
Ranma's a true woman.
Nothing to worry about now.
Off to sleep.
Here I go.
Grandfather! What is it!? Akane! Grandfather just-- There you are, you slime! Who're you calling slime!? I just came to bring a present to Ranma! - What present? - This one.
Trying that again!? Leave or I'll really get angry! Don't wanna! Don't wanna! Don't wanna! You'll never see Ranma in a bra! - You won't reconsider? - NO! I have no choice! Please, try not to hurt Akane.
Ranma.
I just wanted Ranma to wear this present You are so awful! Grandfather, your feelings-- You're awful, and all I want is a look! - Putting it on will satisfy you? - Ranma! Not that! Ranma, please turn back into that stubborn, insensitive jerk! This nice, sweet person just isn't you! If you stay a girl, then who am I going to-- I understand what you're saying, Akane, but I'm a woman! Your male Ranma no longer exists.
You idiot! You're not Ranma at all! Stay a girl for the rest of your life, for all I care! What'd you do that for, you jerk!? - Because of you, I'm gonna catch cold! - Ranma? That hurt! What're you doin'!? Ranma, you're back! Dad! Kasumi! Mister Saotome! - Ranma! - Good work! W-What're you all lookin' at? What's that for, you stupid old man!? That's our heir to Anything-Goes Martial Arts! - Ranma seems like he's back to normal! - Isn't it wonderful, Akane? He just isn't Ranma any other way.
Your father is overjoyed! I- I don't know my own strength.
S-Saotome! What have you done!? Is Ranma all right? Y-You don't think that he-- Memories-- Where am I? Hi! I'm Ranma!