Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e50 Episode Script
Sealand Mania/Riff Raff the Gourmet
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
YOU'LL FIND IN
EACH CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
MEOWRRR!
OH, HI, HEATHCLIFF.
HUH?
WHAT CAN I SAY,
HEATHCLIFF?
UNTIL I GE
A NEW NET,
I CAN'T CATCH
ANY FISH.
SORRY.
GET ME A NEW NET,
AND I'LL CATCH
ALL THE FISH
YOU CAN EAT.
HMM.
THEY'VE GOT MORE FISH
THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN
IN YOUR LIFE.
YIPPEE!
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO TO SEALAND!
SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU CAN'T GO ALONG.
THEY DON'T ALLOW PETS.
ME, A COMMON HOUSE PET?
SORRY, HEATHCLIFF,
NOT THIS TIME.
[SNAP]
WOW!
YEOW!
WHEW!
HMM. YUMMY!
HUH?
RRRR!
IF THIS KEEPS UP,
I'LL HAVE TO CALL IN
THE TUNA FLEET.
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
HMM
HAND ME THA
EXTENSION POLE,
WILL YOU, JOE?
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, JOE?
WHO, ME?
NEXT TIME,
YOU'RE FIRED!
AH, CLAMS.
THE MAIN INGREDIENTS
FOR MY DELICIOUS CHOWDER.
I NEED A CLAM OPENER.
BOY, THESE CLAM SHELLS
ARE TOUGHER TO CRACK
THAN A BANK VAULT.
OK, MOVE IT!
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
TOOK ME 2 DAYS
TO GET THIS FAR.
IT'S ALL RIGHT?IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL SECURE, JOE?
YUP.
YOU'RE SURE NOW?
ABSOLUTELY.
I NEED TO GET ME
A RAFT.
WHOA!
AAH!
JOE, WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?
WHO, ME?
I'M WARNING YOU!
NEXT TIME,
YOU'RE FIRED!
GET THE NAME OF THA
PAINTING COMPANY, DEAR.
WE NEVER WAN
TO MAKE THE MISTAKE
OF HIRING THEM.
WHOOP!
YIPES!
AAH!
HOO HOO HOO!
MEOWRRR!
WHAT KIND OF FISH
IS THAT?
THAT'S A BUCKETFISH,
GRANDMA.
BUCKETFISH?
I'LL START WITH
A SEAFOOD COCKTAIL
AND FINISH WITH
A GRILLED TROUT ALMONDINE.
YOU'RE FINISHED
BEFORE YOU STARTED.
WE DON'T SERVE
COMMON ALLEY CATS.
I'M REPORTING YOU
TO THE MANAGER,
YOU STUFFED SHIRT!
MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
SOMEONE'S EATEN OUR LUNCH!
LOOKS LIKE HEATHCLIFF
GOT IN HERE.
BUT HOW COULD HE HAVE?
WE LEFT HIM AT HOME.
AH!
JUST WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
RRR!
YEOW!
WHOA!
THOSE SEALS
JUST SEALED THEIR FATE.
WHOA!
WHOA!
P.A.: AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BELUGA THE KILLER WHALE!
AAH!
IF I CAN
SLOW THIS GUY DOWN,
I'LL BE IN FISH FILE
FOR YEARS!
YEOW!
THAT CAT LOOKS
AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
THAT CAT IS
SIMPLY AN ANIMAL!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR
HIRING MY WIFE'S BROTHER.
THAT DOES IT!
YOU'RE FIRED!
WHO, ME?
I'VE NEVER SEEN A CA
TAKE TO WATER
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
IF ONLY
OUR DEAR HEATHCLIFF
WERE HERE TO SEE IT.
OH, NO!
IT ISHEATHCLIFF!
WHOA!
HEATHCLIFF,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
THEY DON'T ALLOW PETS HERE.
CAT? THIS CAT'S
A WILD BEAST!
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
LET'S GO HOME.
NOW, YOU STAY HERE,
HEATHCLIFF.
WE'LL BE BACK
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
ALL RIGHT!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
NOW, LET'S SEE ABOU
GETTING US SOME LUNCH.
I'VE GOT A WHALE
OF AN APPETITE.
[SNORING]
[WHISTLING]
THEY SURE DON'T MAKE
YO-YOS LIKE THEY USED TO.
UH-OH. CLEO'S NO
GONNA LIKE THIS.
WELL, AT LEAS
IT'S ONLY A SMALL HOLE.
WHO'S THERE?
♪
GREETINGS,
EARTHLING BUSH.
THIS IS NOBODO,
GIANT MOUSE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU
TO MY SPACESHIP.
WE NEED A NEW MOP
ONBOARD.
YIKE!
I G-G-GOTTA HIDE!
OHH!
HA HA HA HA!
HUH?
COMPETITION!
IT'S ONLY ME, BUSH.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
HA HA HA!
I KNEW IT WAS YOU
ALL ALONG.
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN GIANT MICE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
HEY, BUSH,
WHO'S THAT GUY
WITH CLEO?
WHO? WHAT? WHERE?
NEVER MIND!
CATCH YOU LATER.
Riff Raff:
HI YA, CLEO.
OH, UH, HI, RIFF.
UH, PIERRE,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET, UH
A FRIEND OF MINE,
RIFF RAFF.
PIERRE IS
A FRENCH GOURMET CHEF.
OH, YEAH?
UH, PUT HER THERE.
HMM.
HELLO.
[GRUMBLING]
[FRENCH ACCENT]
CLEO, MY DARLING,
I SO WANT TO BE
WITH YOU TONIGHT.
I'M SO SORRY
I MUST CANCEL OUR DATE,
BUT I HAVE TO WORK.
I HAVE TO BE THE CONSULTAN
AT A VERY IMPORTANT DINNER.
HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OU
WITH ME TONIGHT?
I SUPPOSE.
ARE YOU SURE?
WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER
STAYING HOME?
HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO STAY HOME
WITH A BLACK EYE?
BOYS, PLEASE!
MY DARLING,
I HAVE TO LEAVE.
I WILL SPEAK TO YOU
LATER.
[GRUMBLING]
I'M GONNA MAKE HER A MEAL
THAT'LL WIPE YOU OUT,
PUFF BALL!
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO WORK HARD
TO DO THAT, RIFF RAFF.
PIERRE MAKES THE MOS
WONDERFUL GOURMET MEALS
I'VE EVER TASTED.
HE ALSO KNOWS
HOW TO TREAT A LADY.
PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.
[GRUMBLING]
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I SURE AM GLAD
YOU GUYS WANT TO HELP.
NO PROBLEM.
WE'LL CREATE
A GOURMET DINNER
CLEO WILL NEVER FORGET,
BETTER THAN
ANY FRENCH CHEF.
WHAT'S THE PLAN, MAN?
FIRST,
WE CLEAN UP THIS PLACE.
WE GOTTA MAKE IT CLASSY
IF WE'RE GONNA EA
A GOURMET MEAL HERE.
RIGHT, BOYS?
RIGHT!
RIGHT!
RIGH
I THINK I'LL MAKE
FISH AÄ LA RIFF RAFF,
VEGETABLES
AÄ LA RIFF RAFF,
AND PIE AÄ LA RIFF RAFF.
BE CAREFUL, MONGO.
SOMETIMES THOSE WIPERS
GO ON BY THEMSELVES.
UH, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
OH, WELL.
WHOOP!
MONGO, THERE MUST BE
AN EASIER WAY
TO CLEAN THE WINDOW.
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
THE SWITCH IS BROKEN.
QUICK! WORDSWORTH,
DISCONNECT THE BATTERY!
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
OK, BOYS, BREAK'S OVER.
TIME TO SPIFFY UP INSIDE.
FOILING ZEESE CLOWNS
SHOULD BE
EASY AS ZEE PIE.
VOILAÄ!
GOURMET SQUAD,
STOP EVERYTHING.
IT SEEMS
THE MORE WE CLEAN UP,
THE DIRTIER IT GETS.
YEOW!
I CLEANED THE RUG,
NOW PULL THE PLUG!
NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE
HATE HOUSEWORK.
LET'S FORGET THE CLEANING
AND GO FIND SOME FOOD.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
GONNA CATCH
SOME TASTY FISH ♪
MAKE CLEO
A CLASSY DISH ♪
AHA!
I HOPE IT'S A BIG ONE.
GOTCHA!
COME HERE, CAT!
HUH?
UH, HEH HEH!
HI, RIFF RAFF.
HOW'S THE DINNER
COMING ALONG?
PIECE OF CAKE.
THERE'S NOTHIN' TO IT.
SEE YA LATER.
NOW FOR SOME VEGGIES
AND BEANS,
CARROTS AND GREENS.
UH-OH.
AND WHAT'S A CAT DOING
IN MY VEGETABLES?
LEAVING.
MY LIFE IS SO SLICK,
I'LL TRIP HER
WITH A STICK.
AAH!
OH, NO!
MY WHOLE JOB
ONLY NETTED ONE COB.
MONGO'S GONNA SQUISH
AND SQUISH ♪
AND SQUISH SOME GRAPES
AND MAKE
SOME YUMMY GRAPE JUICE ♪
[PANTING]
[SNORING]
GRRR!
UH, YOU'RE JUST THE PERSON
I WANTED TO SEE.
COULD YOU ANSWER
A QUESTION FOR ME?
HOW DO YOU SQUISH GRAPES?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW
EVERY DAY.
I'VE GOTTA CATCH
A REAL FLASHY FISH
FOR MY GOURMET MASTERPIECE.
GOT ONE!
OH! OH
OH, JUST MY LUCK.
A LOUSY SKUNK!
OH, NO!
SORRY, PAL, I--
WITH MY SAUCE
AÄ LA RIFF RAFF,
THIS FISH
WILL BE OUTSTANDING.
HEH HEH HEH!
WITH THOSE
SMALL PICKINGS,
HE CAN HOPE
TO IMPRESS CLEO!
HO HO HO!
WELL, GUYS, I GUESS
I'D BETTER ADMIT I
TO MYSELF.
AS A GOURMET MEAL,
THIS STINKS!
HERE COMES
THE JUST DESSERTS!
WHOA!
OHH!
THANKS FOR YOUR EFFORTS.
I'LL JUST TELL CLEO
THAT I DIDN'T QUITE MAKE IT.
CLEO, MY GOURMET MEAL
DIDN'T QUITE COME OFF.
YOU KNOW, RIFF RAFF,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE
BEING HONEST,
I'LL BE HONEST, TOO.
I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU
JUST FOR A GOURMET MEAL.
I LIKE GOING OU
WITH YOU.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
UH, WHAT IS IT?
WOW! IT'S A WHOLE MEAL
WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS!
HOT AND EVERYTHING!
RIFF RAFF, THAT'S
THE TASTIEST SHRIMP
I'VE EVER HAD.
AND LOOK A
THAT CAVIAR.
UH, HA HA HA.
PLEASE! I WILL COOK YOU
MY SPECIAL TUNA SURPRISE.
HOW ABOUT HALIBUT STEW?
IF YOU HAVE A DOG WHO CAN'
BEHAVE WHEN YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE,
HERE'S A TIP ON HOW TO CURE HIM
OF HIS BAD HABITS.
FIRST YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE HIM,
EITHER IN A LARGE CRATE
OR A SMALL FENCED AREA.
AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES, RETURN
TO THE CRATE
AND PRAISE YOUR DOG.
GOOD DOGGY! NOW YOU'VE REASSURED
HIM
THAT HE HASN'T BEEN ABANDONED.
INCREASE THE TIME THAT YOU LE
HIM OUT OF CONFINEMEN
UNTIL HE CAN STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
WHEN LEFT ALONE
FOR A FEW HOURS. OK, BREAK'S
OVER. BACK IN THE BOX YOU CLOWN.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
YOU'LL FIND IN
EACH CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY
THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
MEOWRRR!
OH, HI, HEATHCLIFF.
HUH?
WHAT CAN I SAY,
HEATHCLIFF?
UNTIL I GE
A NEW NET,
I CAN'T CATCH
ANY FISH.
SORRY.
GET ME A NEW NET,
AND I'LL CATCH
ALL THE FISH
YOU CAN EAT.
HMM.
THEY'VE GOT MORE FISH
THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN
IN YOUR LIFE.
YIPPEE!
I ALWAYS WANTED
TO GO TO SEALAND!
SORRY, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU CAN'T GO ALONG.
THEY DON'T ALLOW PETS.
ME, A COMMON HOUSE PET?
SORRY, HEATHCLIFF,
NOT THIS TIME.
[SNAP]
WOW!
YEOW!
WHEW!
HMM. YUMMY!
HUH?
RRRR!
IF THIS KEEPS UP,
I'LL HAVE TO CALL IN
THE TUNA FLEET.
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
ZZZT!
HMM
HAND ME THA
EXTENSION POLE,
WILL YOU, JOE?
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO, JOE?
WHO, ME?
NEXT TIME,
YOU'RE FIRED!
AH, CLAMS.
THE MAIN INGREDIENTS
FOR MY DELICIOUS CHOWDER.
I NEED A CLAM OPENER.
BOY, THESE CLAM SHELLS
ARE TOUGHER TO CRACK
THAN A BANK VAULT.
OK, MOVE IT!
ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
TOOK ME 2 DAYS
TO GET THIS FAR.
IT'S ALL RIGHT?IT'S ALL RIGHT.
ALL SECURE, JOE?
YUP.
YOU'RE SURE NOW?
ABSOLUTELY.
I NEED TO GET ME
A RAFT.
WHOA!
AAH!
JOE, WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO DO?
WHO, ME?
I'M WARNING YOU!
NEXT TIME,
YOU'RE FIRED!
GET THE NAME OF THA
PAINTING COMPANY, DEAR.
WE NEVER WAN
TO MAKE THE MISTAKE
OF HIRING THEM.
WHOOP!
YIPES!
AAH!
HOO HOO HOO!
MEOWRRR!
WHAT KIND OF FISH
IS THAT?
THAT'S A BUCKETFISH,
GRANDMA.
BUCKETFISH?
I'LL START WITH
A SEAFOOD COCKTAIL
AND FINISH WITH
A GRILLED TROUT ALMONDINE.
YOU'RE FINISHED
BEFORE YOU STARTED.
WE DON'T SERVE
COMMON ALLEY CATS.
I'M REPORTING YOU
TO THE MANAGER,
YOU STUFFED SHIRT!
MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!
SOMEONE'S EATEN OUR LUNCH!
LOOKS LIKE HEATHCLIFF
GOT IN HERE.
BUT HOW COULD HE HAVE?
WE LEFT HIM AT HOME.
AH!
JUST WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
RRR!
YEOW!
WHOA!
THOSE SEALS
JUST SEALED THEIR FATE.
WHOA!
WHOA!
P.A.: AND NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
BELUGA THE KILLER WHALE!
AAH!
IF I CAN
SLOW THIS GUY DOWN,
I'LL BE IN FISH FILE
FOR YEARS!
YEOW!
THAT CAT LOOKS
AWFULLY FAMILIAR.
THAT CAT IS
SIMPLY AN ANIMAL!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR
HIRING MY WIFE'S BROTHER.
THAT DOES IT!
YOU'RE FIRED!
WHO, ME?
I'VE NEVER SEEN A CA
TAKE TO WATER
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
IF ONLY
OUR DEAR HEATHCLIFF
WERE HERE TO SEE IT.
OH, NO!
IT ISHEATHCLIFF!
WHOA!
HEATHCLIFF,
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
THEY DON'T ALLOW PETS HERE.
CAT? THIS CAT'S
A WILD BEAST!
COME ON, HEATHCLIFF.
LET'S GO HOME.
NOW, YOU STAY HERE,
HEATHCLIFF.
WE'LL BE BACK
IN A LITTLE WHILE.
ALL RIGHT!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
NOW, LET'S SEE ABOU
GETTING US SOME LUNCH.
I'VE GOT A WHALE
OF AN APPETITE.
[SNORING]
[WHISTLING]
THEY SURE DON'T MAKE
YO-YOS LIKE THEY USED TO.
UH-OH. CLEO'S NO
GONNA LIKE THIS.
WELL, AT LEAS
IT'S ONLY A SMALL HOLE.
WHO'S THERE?
♪
GREETINGS,
EARTHLING BUSH.
THIS IS NOBODO,
GIANT MOUSE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU
TO MY SPACESHIP.
WE NEED A NEW MOP
ONBOARD.
YIKE!
I G-G-GOTTA HIDE!
OHH!
HA HA HA HA!
HUH?
COMPETITION!
IT'S ONLY ME, BUSH.
HOW YOU DOIN'?
HA HA HA!
I KNEW IT WAS YOU
ALL ALONG.
I DON'T BELIEVE
IN GIANT MICE
FROM OUTER SPACE.
HEY, BUSH,
WHO'S THAT GUY
WITH CLEO?
WHO? WHAT? WHERE?
NEVER MIND!
CATCH YOU LATER.
Riff Raff:
HI YA, CLEO.
OH, UH, HI, RIFF.
UH, PIERRE,
I'D LIKE YOU
TO MEET, UH
A FRIEND OF MINE,
RIFF RAFF.
PIERRE IS
A FRENCH GOURMET CHEF.
OH, YEAH?
UH, PUT HER THERE.
HMM.
HELLO.
[GRUMBLING]
[FRENCH ACCENT]
CLEO, MY DARLING,
I SO WANT TO BE
WITH YOU TONIGHT.
I'M SO SORRY
I MUST CANCEL OUR DATE,
BUT I HAVE TO WORK.
I HAVE TO BE THE CONSULTAN
AT A VERY IMPORTANT DINNER.
HEY, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OU
WITH ME TONIGHT?
I SUPPOSE.
ARE YOU SURE?
WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER
STAYING HOME?
HOW WOULD YOU
LIKE TO STAY HOME
WITH A BLACK EYE?
BOYS, PLEASE!
MY DARLING,
I HAVE TO LEAVE.
I WILL SPEAK TO YOU
LATER.
[GRUMBLING]
I'M GONNA MAKE HER A MEAL
THAT'LL WIPE YOU OUT,
PUFF BALL!
YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO WORK HARD
TO DO THAT, RIFF RAFF.
PIERRE MAKES THE MOS
WONDERFUL GOURMET MEALS
I'VE EVER TASTED.
HE ALSO KNOWS
HOW TO TREAT A LADY.
PICK YOU UP AT 8:00.
[GRUMBLING]
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
I SURE AM GLAD
YOU GUYS WANT TO HELP.
NO PROBLEM.
WE'LL CREATE
A GOURMET DINNER
CLEO WILL NEVER FORGET,
BETTER THAN
ANY FRENCH CHEF.
WHAT'S THE PLAN, MAN?
FIRST,
WE CLEAN UP THIS PLACE.
WE GOTTA MAKE IT CLASSY
IF WE'RE GONNA EA
A GOURMET MEAL HERE.
RIGHT, BOYS?
RIGHT!
RIGHT!
RIGH
I THINK I'LL MAKE
FISH AÄ LA RIFF RAFF,
VEGETABLES
AÄ LA RIFF RAFF,
AND PIE AÄ LA RIFF RAFF.
BE CAREFUL, MONGO.
SOMETIMES THOSE WIPERS
GO ON BY THEMSELVES.
UH, WHAT DID YOU SAY?
OH, WELL.
WHOOP!
MONGO, THERE MUST BE
AN EASIER WAY
TO CLEAN THE WINDOW.
HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
THE SWITCH IS BROKEN.
QUICK! WORDSWORTH,
DISCONNECT THE BATTERY!
YEOW!
YEOW!
YEOW!
OK, BOYS, BREAK'S OVER.
TIME TO SPIFFY UP INSIDE.
FOILING ZEESE CLOWNS
SHOULD BE
EASY AS ZEE PIE.
VOILAÄ!
GOURMET SQUAD,
STOP EVERYTHING.
IT SEEMS
THE MORE WE CLEAN UP,
THE DIRTIER IT GETS.
YEOW!
I CLEANED THE RUG,
NOW PULL THE PLUG!
NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE
HATE HOUSEWORK.
LET'S FORGET THE CLEANING
AND GO FIND SOME FOOD.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
GONNA CATCH
SOME TASTY FISH ♪
MAKE CLEO
A CLASSY DISH ♪
AHA!
I HOPE IT'S A BIG ONE.
GOTCHA!
COME HERE, CAT!
HUH?
UH, HEH HEH!
HI, RIFF RAFF.
HOW'S THE DINNER
COMING ALONG?
PIECE OF CAKE.
THERE'S NOTHIN' TO IT.
SEE YA LATER.
NOW FOR SOME VEGGIES
AND BEANS,
CARROTS AND GREENS.
UH-OH.
AND WHAT'S A CAT DOING
IN MY VEGETABLES?
LEAVING.
MY LIFE IS SO SLICK,
I'LL TRIP HER
WITH A STICK.
AAH!
OH, NO!
MY WHOLE JOB
ONLY NETTED ONE COB.
MONGO'S GONNA SQUISH
AND SQUISH ♪
AND SQUISH SOME GRAPES
AND MAKE
SOME YUMMY GRAPE JUICE ♪
[PANTING]
[SNORING]
GRRR!
UH, YOU'RE JUST THE PERSON
I WANTED TO SEE.
COULD YOU ANSWER
A QUESTION FOR ME?
HOW DO YOU SQUISH GRAPES?
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
YOU LEARN SOMETHING NEW
EVERY DAY.
I'VE GOTTA CATCH
A REAL FLASHY FISH
FOR MY GOURMET MASTERPIECE.
GOT ONE!
OH! OH
OH, JUST MY LUCK.
A LOUSY SKUNK!
OH, NO!
SORRY, PAL, I--
WITH MY SAUCE
AÄ LA RIFF RAFF,
THIS FISH
WILL BE OUTSTANDING.
HEH HEH HEH!
WITH THOSE
SMALL PICKINGS,
HE CAN HOPE
TO IMPRESS CLEO!
HO HO HO!
WELL, GUYS, I GUESS
I'D BETTER ADMIT I
TO MYSELF.
AS A GOURMET MEAL,
THIS STINKS!
HERE COMES
THE JUST DESSERTS!
WHOA!
OHH!
THANKS FOR YOUR EFFORTS.
I'LL JUST TELL CLEO
THAT I DIDN'T QUITE MAKE IT.
CLEO, MY GOURMET MEAL
DIDN'T QUITE COME OFF.
YOU KNOW, RIFF RAFF,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE
BEING HONEST,
I'LL BE HONEST, TOO.
I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH YOU
JUST FOR A GOURMET MEAL.
I LIKE GOING OU
WITH YOU.
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
UH, WHAT IS IT?
WOW! IT'S A WHOLE MEAL
WITH ALL THE TRIMMINGS!
HOT AND EVERYTHING!
RIFF RAFF, THAT'S
THE TASTIEST SHRIMP
I'VE EVER HAD.
AND LOOK A
THAT CAVIAR.
UH, HA HA HA.
PLEASE! I WILL COOK YOU
MY SPECIAL TUNA SURPRISE.
HOW ABOUT HALIBUT STEW?
IF YOU HAVE A DOG WHO CAN'
BEHAVE WHEN YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE,
HERE'S A TIP ON HOW TO CURE HIM
OF HIS BAD HABITS.
FIRST YOU HAVE TO ISOLATE HIM,
EITHER IN A LARGE CRATE
OR A SMALL FENCED AREA.
AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES, RETURN
TO THE CRATE
AND PRAISE YOUR DOG.
GOOD DOGGY! NOW YOU'VE REASSURED
HIM
THAT HE HASN'T BEEN ABANDONED.
INCREASE THE TIME THAT YOU LE
HIM OUT OF CONFINEMEN
UNTIL HE CAN STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
WHEN LEFT ALONE
FOR A FEW HOURS. OK, BREAK'S
OVER. BACK IN THE BOX YOU CLOWN.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION