Sonic Boom (2014) s01e51 Episode Script
Counter Productive
1 Grrr! [evil laughter.]
Dr Eggman's really tearing into that toy and game factory.
What did that toy and game factory ever do to him? Haven't you imbeciles ever been in a covert operation? I need complete silence or we might be discovered.
[whirring.]
Not so fast, Egghead.
What? Hold on, let me turn this thing off.
I told you your shouting would attract attention.
Ballbots, attack! Viewers will agree there's nothing like watching a contest between two evenly-matched competitors, one of whom always loses to the other.
That's right, Orbot.
So what is Eggman's strategy here? We talked with him earlier.
I told you talking bedpans already.
By robbing the village of any source of fun, the citizens will become sad, dry husks and will pay huge fees to enjoy my new amusement park.
Now get that camera out of my face! Ooh! Let's see that again in slow motion.
Urrgh! I can do a polka, I can do a split, I can catch a ballbot just like this! - Yow! - Gah! Oh! You hate to see that happen to promising young ballbots.
- Agh! - Ugh! Batter up! Swing and a miss.
Swing and a miss.
Swing and a miss.
Bah! - Grrr! - [all.]
Yeah! Slow sarcastic clap.
Slow sarcastic clap.
Sorry, I'd do the real thing if my hands weren't you know.
What's wrong? You're letting the air out of our victory.
Some victory.
Five against one.
If you want to be fair you'd battle one on one from now on.
That is unless you'd prefer it to be unfair.
[all.]
No, no.
I don't care either way.
OK, Eggman, you got yourself a deal.
Only one of us will battle you at a time.
Shake? Ooh.
I was just thinking That hammer of yours Oh, forget it.
Just smash my teeth in.
No, tell me.
What? Well, it would be great for my recycling project.
I take old cans and make playthings for needy robot kids.
That hammer would be helpful for flattening the cans.
You recycle? And help needy kids? Promise not to tell anyone.
I don't want my bad name tarnished.
Well, as long as it's for a good cause.
Oh, it is! Victory, not unlike your hammer, is mine! Aargh! Just for that, I'm gonna tell everyone about your charity! Shh! I'm picking up some bizarre alien vibrations.
Astrosector 7Q vibrations? Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.
Those.
We're being watched.
I knew it! Don't worry, I'm ready.
Agh! [squeaky footsteps.]
Careful.
They're picking up the frequency of your shoe squeaks.
Better take them off.
OK, I'll stay here and keep an eye on things.
You go warn the others.
They laughed when I said my shoes were conspiring with aliens.
Who's paranoid now? Don't answer that.
[Tails.]
You'll be fine, Tails.
Just look cool and Eggman will totally back off.
Agh! Ha! You think standing in a cool pose is going to intimidate me? Say hello to a little device I call the MX-4180 Electroplasmatic Capsulator.
[grunts.]
[sighs.]
[whistles.]
Wow.
Plantanium casings, hydroponic stabilisers This is a thing of beauty.
So what does this baby do? It just restructures the humidity molecules in the air to synthesise a hyper-magnetic force field.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Professor! And here's the best part.
It runs on brain power.
You just put on this helmet and say something smart.
Complimenting someone makes them lower their guard.
[beeping.]
Exac Wait.
What? Eggman 3, losers 0.
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.
It's about to become Eggman 3, losers 1.
Nice try, but we have an agreement.
One at a time.
And Tails is still the designated hero.
Wait your turn, Nuffles.
- [bell rings.]
- Well, that's my shift.
All right! Time to do some clobbering.
Huh Just like that? Without a warm-up? You want to pull a hammy? Hmm you're right.
I probably should stretch before I pound your face into the dirt.
[grunts.]
Don't forget jumping jacks.
And leg lifts.
Now sit-ups.
Twirl like a ballerina.
Bend this sheet of metal into a paper aeroplane.
Now dig a hole.
All right, I'm warmed up.
Now, how do I get out of here? Keep digging till you reach the other side.
Well, you haven't steered me wrong yet.
Oh, man, when I get my hands on you! Eggman 4, losers 0.
Man, you guys got totally schooled.
By Eggman.
Ha-ha! That's lame.
The guy's a lot trickier one on one.
He's pretty smart.
You forget sometimes that he's a doctor.
Hey, Knuckles' shift isn't over yet.
Maybe he had better luck.
I've got you now, Eggman Oh, hey, guys.
[all groan.]
Well, I guess that means it's all up to old Sonic.
See you after my victory.
Hey, you guys will never believe what I found in this hole.
- Dirt? - Lucky guess.
[sighs.]
[makes strange noises.]
More tea, Mrs Rockbottom? Don't mind if do, Mr Boulder.
[clears throat.]
Busy day? Huh? Oh, I sat here my whole shift.
Eggman never showed.
You know why? He wasn't invited to the tea party? No.
Cos he's totally intimidated by me.
Whatever.
We're going to the beach.
Since you're so perfect, you can stay on guard duty all day.
That's a good idea.
I could use a nap.
[Laughs.]
Cos I won't be fighting.
- [all groan.]
- Not funny.
[snoring.]
- [clears throat.]
- Amy, I'm not in the mood.
Eggman? The area of a circle is pi times its radius squared.
[Sonic grunts.]
Eggman 5, losers 0.
And this is especially delicious because da-da-da-da I did it by manipulating your clueless friends.
Go, Eggman! Go, Eggman! Who's a villain? Who's a villain? Well, well, well.
Look who got captured by Eggman.
Guys, can we postpone the I-told-you-sos and ridicule until after the rescue? Oh, fine, but the ridicule will be more severe.
- Duly noted.
- Eggman, you've had your fun.
Now let him go.
Hmm let me think.
No! We have an iron-clad agreement to fight only one on one.
Me first, got to wrap my burrow in tin foil before the thought police show up.
- [bell.]
- And there's the bell.
- Heh! - Ha! You missed.
Oof! Grrr! Activate hammer! [Sticks.]
Aargh! Eggman regains the upper hand by robotising Amy's hammer.
That's heads-up play by the Moustachioed Marauder.
- Ohh! - Let me take over your shift.
Incredible escape.
Surprisingly agile for a middle-aged scientist.
You know, you sometimes forget he's a doctor.
Amy, tag me in.
The hypotenuse is equal to the square root of the sum of the lengths of the sides squared.
Brrr! - Here you go.
- I got a better idea.
Quick, say the first thing that comes to mind.
I think Eggman's moustache is spaghetti that grows out of his face.
- [beeping.]
- Knuckles, tag me.
And down goes El Juevo Loco.
It's all over for the Bald Behemoth.
One more word out of you two and I'll take you apart and put you back blindfolded.
Even when we could only battle Eggman one at a time, we managed to work together as a team.
That's true, but I'm the one who put Eggman in a cage.
Guys, you left me trapped in this force field with Eggman.
Guys? Guys! Well, we're here.
Might as well make the best of it.
1,000 bottles of liquid nitrogen on the wall 1,000 bottles of liquid nitrogen
Dr Eggman's really tearing into that toy and game factory.
What did that toy and game factory ever do to him? Haven't you imbeciles ever been in a covert operation? I need complete silence or we might be discovered.
[whirring.]
Not so fast, Egghead.
What? Hold on, let me turn this thing off.
I told you your shouting would attract attention.
Ballbots, attack! Viewers will agree there's nothing like watching a contest between two evenly-matched competitors, one of whom always loses to the other.
That's right, Orbot.
So what is Eggman's strategy here? We talked with him earlier.
I told you talking bedpans already.
By robbing the village of any source of fun, the citizens will become sad, dry husks and will pay huge fees to enjoy my new amusement park.
Now get that camera out of my face! Ooh! Let's see that again in slow motion.
Urrgh! I can do a polka, I can do a split, I can catch a ballbot just like this! - Yow! - Gah! Oh! You hate to see that happen to promising young ballbots.
- Agh! - Ugh! Batter up! Swing and a miss.
Swing and a miss.
Swing and a miss.
Bah! - Grrr! - [all.]
Yeah! Slow sarcastic clap.
Slow sarcastic clap.
Sorry, I'd do the real thing if my hands weren't you know.
What's wrong? You're letting the air out of our victory.
Some victory.
Five against one.
If you want to be fair you'd battle one on one from now on.
That is unless you'd prefer it to be unfair.
[all.]
No, no.
I don't care either way.
OK, Eggman, you got yourself a deal.
Only one of us will battle you at a time.
Shake? Ooh.
I was just thinking That hammer of yours Oh, forget it.
Just smash my teeth in.
No, tell me.
What? Well, it would be great for my recycling project.
I take old cans and make playthings for needy robot kids.
That hammer would be helpful for flattening the cans.
You recycle? And help needy kids? Promise not to tell anyone.
I don't want my bad name tarnished.
Well, as long as it's for a good cause.
Oh, it is! Victory, not unlike your hammer, is mine! Aargh! Just for that, I'm gonna tell everyone about your charity! Shh! I'm picking up some bizarre alien vibrations.
Astrosector 7Q vibrations? Huh? Oh, yeah, sure.
Those.
We're being watched.
I knew it! Don't worry, I'm ready.
Agh! [squeaky footsteps.]
Careful.
They're picking up the frequency of your shoe squeaks.
Better take them off.
OK, I'll stay here and keep an eye on things.
You go warn the others.
They laughed when I said my shoes were conspiring with aliens.
Who's paranoid now? Don't answer that.
[Tails.]
You'll be fine, Tails.
Just look cool and Eggman will totally back off.
Agh! Ha! You think standing in a cool pose is going to intimidate me? Say hello to a little device I call the MX-4180 Electroplasmatic Capsulator.
[grunts.]
[sighs.]
[whistles.]
Wow.
Plantanium casings, hydroponic stabilisers This is a thing of beauty.
So what does this baby do? It just restructures the humidity molecules in the air to synthesise a hyper-magnetic force field.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down, Professor! And here's the best part.
It runs on brain power.
You just put on this helmet and say something smart.
Complimenting someone makes them lower their guard.
[beeping.]
Exac Wait.
What? Eggman 3, losers 0.
Oh, yeah? Well, guess what.
It's about to become Eggman 3, losers 1.
Nice try, but we have an agreement.
One at a time.
And Tails is still the designated hero.
Wait your turn, Nuffles.
- [bell rings.]
- Well, that's my shift.
All right! Time to do some clobbering.
Huh Just like that? Without a warm-up? You want to pull a hammy? Hmm you're right.
I probably should stretch before I pound your face into the dirt.
[grunts.]
Don't forget jumping jacks.
And leg lifts.
Now sit-ups.
Twirl like a ballerina.
Bend this sheet of metal into a paper aeroplane.
Now dig a hole.
All right, I'm warmed up.
Now, how do I get out of here? Keep digging till you reach the other side.
Well, you haven't steered me wrong yet.
Oh, man, when I get my hands on you! Eggman 4, losers 0.
Man, you guys got totally schooled.
By Eggman.
Ha-ha! That's lame.
The guy's a lot trickier one on one.
He's pretty smart.
You forget sometimes that he's a doctor.
Hey, Knuckles' shift isn't over yet.
Maybe he had better luck.
I've got you now, Eggman Oh, hey, guys.
[all groan.]
Well, I guess that means it's all up to old Sonic.
See you after my victory.
Hey, you guys will never believe what I found in this hole.
- Dirt? - Lucky guess.
[sighs.]
[makes strange noises.]
More tea, Mrs Rockbottom? Don't mind if do, Mr Boulder.
[clears throat.]
Busy day? Huh? Oh, I sat here my whole shift.
Eggman never showed.
You know why? He wasn't invited to the tea party? No.
Cos he's totally intimidated by me.
Whatever.
We're going to the beach.
Since you're so perfect, you can stay on guard duty all day.
That's a good idea.
I could use a nap.
[Laughs.]
Cos I won't be fighting.
- [all groan.]
- Not funny.
[snoring.]
- [clears throat.]
- Amy, I'm not in the mood.
Eggman? The area of a circle is pi times its radius squared.
[Sonic grunts.]
Eggman 5, losers 0.
And this is especially delicious because da-da-da-da I did it by manipulating your clueless friends.
Go, Eggman! Go, Eggman! Who's a villain? Who's a villain? Well, well, well.
Look who got captured by Eggman.
Guys, can we postpone the I-told-you-sos and ridicule until after the rescue? Oh, fine, but the ridicule will be more severe.
- Duly noted.
- Eggman, you've had your fun.
Now let him go.
Hmm let me think.
No! We have an iron-clad agreement to fight only one on one.
Me first, got to wrap my burrow in tin foil before the thought police show up.
- [bell.]
- And there's the bell.
- Heh! - Ha! You missed.
Oof! Grrr! Activate hammer! [Sticks.]
Aargh! Eggman regains the upper hand by robotising Amy's hammer.
That's heads-up play by the Moustachioed Marauder.
- Ohh! - Let me take over your shift.
Incredible escape.
Surprisingly agile for a middle-aged scientist.
You know, you sometimes forget he's a doctor.
Amy, tag me in.
The hypotenuse is equal to the square root of the sum of the lengths of the sides squared.
Brrr! - Here you go.
- I got a better idea.
Quick, say the first thing that comes to mind.
I think Eggman's moustache is spaghetti that grows out of his face.
- [beeping.]
- Knuckles, tag me.
And down goes El Juevo Loco.
It's all over for the Bald Behemoth.
One more word out of you two and I'll take you apart and put you back blindfolded.
Even when we could only battle Eggman one at a time, we managed to work together as a team.
That's true, but I'm the one who put Eggman in a cage.
Guys, you left me trapped in this force field with Eggman.
Guys? Guys! Well, we're here.
Might as well make the best of it.
1,000 bottles of liquid nitrogen on the wall 1,000 bottles of liquid nitrogen