The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e51 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh! ♪
H-hooked on the brothers. ♪
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers. ♪
To the brink! ♪
Unh! ♪
Unh! ♪
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers! ♪
The brothers! ♪
[Mario:] We're really fast and
very cheap cause we're the ♪
Mario Brothers. ♪
There, if that doesn't drum
up business nothing will!
Yo Mario, I am so nervous
about doing our fist live TV
commercial.
But relax, it's only
gonna be seen in Brooklyn.
Only gonna be
seen in Brooklyn ah?
Come on, you ever
hear Brooklynites laugh?
They're big laughers
this could be very,
very embarrassing Mario!
Yea yea but relax, because
I got TV's Tawny Tyler,
coming over here
to help us out.
Are you kidding me?
How do you get a big star like
Tawny Tyelr to come over and
help two meatballs
like us especially,
after what we've done to her?
He he.
[ding dong]
Come in!
[Mario:] Whoa!
Tawny Tyler!
Thanks for coming
to help us out.
Oh what a pro, every
move's a picture ah?
Look at that.
Now let me get
this straight boys,
I'll help you do your
commercial and then you'll
help me disconnect that
sprinkler system you installed
in my house last month?
That's right.
Good, my three story house
is now a three story pool!
Oh.
I guess housecleaning
must be a breeze ah?
Alright guys, let
me see your stuff.
[clears throat]
For super clogs
and toilet blocks, ♪
call your dog or mother. ♪
Luigi: We're very
fast and very cheap. ♪
'Cause we're the
Mario Brothers! ♪♪
That was a interesting.
Alright let's just do
it for the cameras then.
Alright let's do it I'm ready.
Ok I'm ready
I'm, I'm a--
Zombie.
Mario?
Yo, yo! ♪
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪♪
Unh! ♪♪
Plumber's
log number 2216.
We were in the
Oriental city of Sayonara,
looking for the
martial arts master Misaki,
whose skills could help us
save the Princess' kingdom.
But we found trouble first.
[gasps]
Ruffling rigatoni!
What are those?
Black belt ninjas!
Run for ittt!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Pipesqueeks!
You can run, but you
can't hide from Karate Koopa!
We're outnumbered.
Don't worry Princess, I've
seen clogged drains tougher
than these guys!
Hiya!
Hey, stay put when
I'm punching ya.
Whoa.
Whoaaa!
Oof.
How can guys who wear
pajamas be so tough?
I'll bet you
guys give up, huh?
Ha!
I didn't think so.
Whoa!
Round those pests up so I
can sell 'em all into slavery!
Noooo!
Enjoy your evil
kicks now, Koopa!
But they won't last!
Whoa whoa,
wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-whoa.
And just who's
gonna stop me Princess?
Your thoroughly
defeated drainage drips?
[laughs]
Hiya!
I, Misaki, will
stop you Karate Koopa!
Ha!
Hiya!
Nothing like good workout!
It's that meddling Misaki!
Grab the Princess and scram!
Heeya!
Wow!
That guy fights
like we fix faucets.
Yeaaaaa!
Oof.
Ah they don't make
ninjas like they used to.
Can you teach us how
to fight like you do?
We have to save the
Princess, from Karate Koopa.
No one fights like I do.
But enemy of Koopa's
is friend of mine!
Then you'll help?
Yes, grasshopper.
Let's hop to it!
When training to be
martial arts expert,
the word fear never
enter vocabulary.
Hiya!
How 'bout the words
scared and petrified?
When's lunch?
I'm starved!
Hoya!
One must stay focused
and not let mind stray.
Mario's mind was
where it always is,
on pasta.
Ok Mario-san, a chop chop!
You stop me!
I'll stop you as fast as I
can stop a leaky faucet!
Hiya!
Yo.
Ha!
Whoa!
We'll never be able to beat
Karate Koopa and free the
Princess.
Do not give up
hope grasshoppers.
We go with flow!
Use what you know.
I will teach you most
dangerous form of karate ever
invented: plumb Fu.
Plumb Fu?
Plumb Fu is ancient style of
fighting secretly passed down
from plumber
father, to plumber son.
Plunge on!
Now you're
talking our language.
Hiya!
Oooh.
So!
Luigi-san, snatch
washer from my hand.
Yah!
[chuckles]
Now
grasshoppers, you are ready.
I will teach you the
secrets of Plum Fu.
[Princess:] You'd
better set us free,
Koopa!
Before the Mario
Brothers come after you!
Yeah!
They're gonna
beat you but good!
Listen fungus face, if the
Mario Brothers have brains,
they won't show up here.
Hmm.
Just as I thought, the
Mario Brothers don't have any
brains.
You face greatest test
as Plumb Fu masters.
Ready?
Can I think about it
for a couple of years?
Ah!
Mamma mia!
I gotcha now!
[grunting]
You are sneaky scum!
You're wrong Misaki!
I'm a black belt
master sneaky scum.
I hope you budinskis like
the ocean bottom
[grunting]
Because it's about to
become your new home!
[laughs]
Yeow!
I love being rotten.
Mario!
Luigi!
They're sunk, Toad!
And so are we.
[grunting]
No good.
Koopa's made these
chains karate proof.
Yeah, but he didn't
make them Plumb Fu proof.
[grunting]
You have learned your
lessons well Mario-san.
Now to teach Koopa, a
lesson he'll never forget.
Frantic fettuccine!
It's Trouters!
Hiiiiiiya!
To!
Heeya!
Plumb Fu very
effective underwater.
To!
Ya ha!
Look!
A drainage pipe!
Swim for your lives!
Whoaa!
[grunting]
[grunting]
Your weapons!
That is what I
call plumb luck!
It's Princess saving time!
The Princess
could be anywhere.
[gasp]
It's the Mario Brothers.
[gasps]
Stop them!
Hiya!
Hiya!
Let's kick some Koopa!
Plumb Fu!
Heeya!
Ya!
Ha!
Eeee aahh eeee.
To, yo, to!
[gasps]
Ya.
Eeeeya Ya ha hee ho heeya.
Koo.
Hoo ya.
Heeya.
In just a few minutes the
bidding for Princess Toadstool
and her slimy
friend Toad will begin!
[laughs]
So drink up your Koopa Cola!
[grunting]
Koopa sure has
a lot of nerve,
trying to sell
us into slavery.
Don't worry, he
won't get away with it.
I've been loosening our ropes.
[grunting]
Let's bail!
Hold it slaves!
I haven't sold ya yet.
Hey!
Let go of me you
repulsive reptile!
Help!
It's Princess Toadstool!
We've got to save her!
You go!
Leave rest of
ninjas to Luigi and me.
No sweat!
Speak for yourself.
I'm sweating like a Koopa.
Koopa will really sweat,
when I show him Plumb Fu!
[grunting]
Let her go, Karate Koopa.
If it isn't Mario,
the puny plumber!
The Plumb Fu
master plumber to you,
Koopa!
I'm gonna make
mincemeat out of ya,
Mario!
Ah.
Ha.
Whoa!
Yeowch!
Yea!
Ha!
Ha!
Yea!
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa!
Yea, hi!
Whoa!
Oof!
Way to go, Mario!
Huh?
Ahhh!
Whoaaa!
Ah ah!
You're finished Koopa.
Next time think twice before
challenging a master of Plumb
Fu!
Save the speech for
someone who cares!
I'm Kooping out!
He's getting away
into that warp zone!
Those ninjas are history!
We're here to help!
Well, that's one
fight I timed just right.
Mario-san and Luigi-san, as
masters of super martial art
of Plumb Fu, I
award you black belts!
[clapping]
Come on, Mario.
[clapping]
Could you make
that two black belts?
Yeah, one for eating!
[laughter]
I've seen this before Luigi.
He's got camera fright.
Yea, say what do you usually
do when this sort of thing
happens?
Oh well I-- I-- well sometimes
I-- I-- and other times I--no,
no, no, not that.
Oh.
Sometimes I just do my famous
twirl and that always loosens
me up.
Well why don't we try that?
I mean, anything's
better than this ah?
And now ladies and gentlemen
the beautiful Tawny Tyler
makes her way toward
our splendid couch,
made of original
rich Corinthian,
imitation Radigator leather.
And of course our ever
popular twelve dead artificial
American roses,
in a green vase.
Ladies and gentlemen
let us not forget,
our one of a kind
original ceramic pussycat,
without a tail, which of
course also doubles as,
a pinky ring!
Oh our biggest, turquoise
bowl pith helmet combination!
Yes, yes, yes.
And now our lovely
Mario, will step this way,
and spin the big wheel!
And who knows?
Good fortune
may, come you rway!
Oh thanks!
I needed that!
Lights!
Camera!
Action!
Right!
Let's take it from the top!
Mario?
Mario?
I just know that Mario would
like you to watch these scenes
from the Legend of Zelda.
Right Mario?
Mario?
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
the evil Wizard Ganon has the
Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey, for you Zelda?
Anything!
Still, my royal water park
should be completed soon.
Then, all the kingdom will
have a place to cool off and
have fun.
As soon as we get those
last slides finished,
we'll turn on the
water and-- [rumbling]
Hey, hey.
Whoa!
Whoa!
[roar]
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey!
Ahhhh!
Ahh!
We've got to report
this to the King!
Oh gee what are
we gonna do Tawny?
Look at him he's
a total zombie.
Don't panic Luigi
there's plenty of time.
Oh good.
[Announcer:] 15 seconds.
Huh?
Now, panic.
[screams]
Ok.
It's no use I can't go on,
without my brother Mario.
That's it I'm finished it's
all over it's no good at all.
Listen Luigi!
You're gonna go out
there an unknown,
boring plumber from Brooklyn.
Right.
But you're gonna
come back a famous,
boring plumber from Brooklyn!
Just leave Mario to me.
Ok.
[Announcer:] 3, 2, 1 and action.
For super clogs
and toilet blocks, ♪
don't call your
dog or mother! ♪
We're very fast
and very cheap, ♪
'cause we're the
Mario Brothers! ♪
Yes we're really fast and very
cheap 'cause we're the Mario ♪
Brothers! ♪
Until next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario! ♪
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it! ♪
It's the Mario! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪