The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e52 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh! ♪
H-hooked on the brothers. ♪
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers. ♪
To the brink! ♪
Unh! ♪
Unh! ♪
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers! ♪
The brothers! ♪
There's a
chipmunk in the house!
[laughs]
Boy you're sure in
a good mood Mario.
Although I'm gonna be honest
with you I don't know why
you're so excited, about that
silly Chippy Chipmunk group.
[ding dong]
And would you go
answer the door please?
Wait a minute Luigi I
mean they are not silly.
I mean they're
loyal, they're kind,
they do good deeds, I
mean these are great guys,
and besides that they
eat a balanced breakfast.
Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey.
Mr Gibbel!
Mario!
Come in!
I can't believe it Mr. Gibbel.
This is my brother Luigi,
Luigi this is Mr. Gibbel.
Hi there Mr. Gibbel
pleasure to meet you,
and what brings you
to our humble home?
Well, I was looking over
our Chippy Chipmunk records,
and Mario here, is only
five points away from being,
the Chipmunk of the Month!
Ohhh!
Chipmunk of the month!
Unreal!
Ohh!
What does Mario have to do to
earn the extra five points?
Well Luigi you see, he's
gotta live one complete day,
in which he performs only,
Chippy Acts of Goodness.
Chippy Acts of Goodness?
Yea you see, performing a
Chippy Act of Goodness is
simply a matter
of being polite,
kind and
considerate to others Luigi.
Well, but for a whole day?
Yea twenty four
hours, two twelves.
And don't forget Mario, if
you make it to Chipmunk of the
Month, you'll get this
secret chippy decoder ring!
Oh I'll do my best Mr. Gibbel.
Ok, good luck
Mario, see you tomorrow.
Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey.
I know you're a
Chipmunk, but what am I?
Ha ha!
Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey.
Bye Mr. Gibbel!
Whoa ho.
Hey Mario, I mean if
being a member of the Chippy
Chipmunks, means you have to
be nice to me for a whole day,
maybe it's not such a
silly group after all.
[laughs]
Come on.
Yo, yo! ♪
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log number 842.
We were taking a
shortcut through Jungle Land.
You know Luigi, this Jungle
Land joint isn't so bad!
Mario, are you crazy?
Where there's a jungle,
there's ferocious jungle
beasts!
Yeah, I bet this place is
crawling with lions and tigers--
[Koopa:] And Koopas, oh my!
[gasps]
[Toad:] It's King Koopa!
That's right, Mushrunt.
I decided to go hunting, and
it's open season on plumbers!
You're clogging
our way, Koopa!
And one good clog
deserves a plumber.
You're gonna be
minced meatballs,
when he's through with ya.
Get down!
What are ya doin'?
I'm gettin' down.
Don't get down, get down!
I'll take care of
Koopa's killer canary.
[squawking]
Whoa!
Welcome aboard Air Albatoss,
this is your Koopa speaking.
This flight is
nonstop, 'til ya drop!
[gasp]
They've flown the Koopa,
and they're taking Mario with
them!
If at first you
don't succeed, plunge,
plunge again.
Yeow!
You drain brain!
Now we'll both be Albatossed!
They're heading
deeper into the jungle.
Come on guys, we've
got to save Mario!
[Woman:] Oh Ward, this tree
house is just too quiet.
I want to hear--
The pitter
patter of little ape feet.
I know June, but we
have to wait for--
[squawk]
Mr. Stork!
He's coming!
By golly June,
it is the stork!
[squawking]
Ahhh, whoa!
[grunting]
Yiiiipe!
[gasps]
Whoa!
Ooh ahh ooh ahh.
Where am I?
Who am I?
I can't remember anything!
And who are you?
We're the luckiest
apes in the world.
We're your mom and
pop, little fella.
[June:] Oh Ward, what
shall we call him?
Ma-ma--
Marzan!
We'll call him Marzan!
Welcome to the family, Marzan.
Me Marzan!
[June:] Such a big
appetite for a little fella.
Now be careful son,
it's a jungle out there.
No sweat, me Marzan!
[Tarzan yell]
Ahh.
Me Marzan.
[roar]
[roar]
Me Marzan, King
of the jungle!
Oof.
Whoa!
Whoa!
[June:] Mar-zan!
Din-ner!
[Tarzan yell]
What kind of horrible
jungle beast is that?
I don't know, but I hope it
doesn't attack poor Mario!
Or poor us for that matter.
We may not have
found Mario yet,
but at least Koopa
hasn't found us.
Koopa Pack, attack!
[gasps]
Luigi!
Toad!
Look out!
My Shy Guys are gonna make
shish Koopabob outta you.
Whoa!
You spared
yourself the spears,
but now you jungle
bunglers are Trouter treats!
[gasps]
Ohhh!
Face it, dudes!
We're in true Trouter trouble!
Ahhhh!
Mario could plug
this pain drain!
[Tarzan yell]
I see Mario!
We're saved!
What's that drain drip
doing, making like an ape?
Lucky linguini Mario,
am I glad you found us!
Mario?
Me not Mario, me Marzan!
You crazy!
Mario, have you
lost your memory?
You're not Marzan!
Me Marzan!
And me late for dinner.
Gotta swing home.
Bye bye, crazy people!
Late for dinner?
That's the Mario I know!
But why doesn't Mario
know the Mario I know?
There's some weird monkey
business going on in this
jungle.
We have to follow Mario, and
bring back his plumber perfect
personality!
[Koopa:] Marzan?
King of the jungle?
If that wrench monkey's
the king of the jungle,
what am I?
Uh, the boys were kind
of wondering about that,
oh opulent one.
Tell those jungle jerks
that there's only one king,
me!
And if that sewer
swinger thinks that he's king,
dethrone him!
Whoaaa!
It's no use!
We've lost Mario!
We'll never catch up with him!
Wrong-o!
Look, a trail of banana peels!
It's as clear as
an unclogged drain.
All we gotta do, is
follow that food.
Huh?
Whoa!
[Toad:] Mondo mush-tifying'!
How could Mario hoist his
fettuccine physique all the
way up there!?
There's only one
way to find out!
Scary scaloppini!
I'm afraid of heights!
I can't climb a tree!
You're doing fine Luigi.
Toad!
Toss up another
plumber's helper!
Huh?
Do we have enough
to reach the top?
Absolutely your royal
higher and higherness.
I-I-I changed my
mind, I wanna go back.
No place to go but up!
Marzan you're late
for dinner, son.
But pop, me king
of the jungle!
Well your majesty, my banana
casserole is practically
ruined, and just
look at your clothes!
[ding dong]
Well I'll be a
monkey's uncle,
is it Halloween already?
We're not trick-or-treaters.
We're friends of
Mari-- I mean, Marzan.
Crazy people!
Mario!
They made a monkey outta you.
But don't worry, this'll bring
back your memory: it's your
first monkey wrench!
Hmm, I always thought that
was called a people wrench.
It's worse than I thought.
This calls for drastic
measures: a meatball memory
motivator!
Whoops!
Ahhhh!
This king stuff has gone
to that plumber's head!
We better bring him
back down to Earth;
the hard way.
It's that creep Koopa!
And his shifty Shy Guys too!
Oh dear!
I don't think I have enough
casserole for everybody.
Lady, they're
not dinner guests!
They're home wreckers!
Marzan stop bad guys.
[Tarzan yell]
Oof!
Whoaaaa!
Ow!
Ow!
[laughs]
[Tarzan yell]
[laughs]
[laughs]
Whoops!
Hey, meatballs!
Marinara!
Mamma mia, I remember now!
I'm Mario!
What am I doing
fifty feet in the air?
Miraculous macaroni!
The smell of that
sandwich did it!
The old Mario is back, no
more of that Marzan stuff.
Without his monkey shines,
that tap turkey's just a
sitting duck!
My meatball sandwich!
Cursed crocodiles!
He corked my Cobrat!
Whoaaa!
I gotta save that sandwich!
That's our Marzan,
King of the jungle.
Oh no!
Don't tell me Mario
thinks he's Marzan again!
Relax Princess, he
knows who he is.
Mario's always gone
ape for meatballs!
I love the
Chipmunks, Chipmunks,
Chipmunks.
Luigi, I've done all the
chores: I've cleaned up the
house, I've
fluffed up your pillow,
I've turned around
and done the dishes,
I put out the garbage,
I've done the laundry,
I turned down the radio,
I even tuned in the TV.
Now can I please
take a rest, please?
You know Mario, there is one
more act of goodness that you
could get in before lunch.
How about a foot massage?
A foot massage?
Are you crazy Luigi?
What do I look like,
your personal servant?
Mario, I don't think
you're my personal servant,
I think you are a Chipmunk,
who wants to be Munk of the
Month.
Oh yea.
I think you are a Chipmunk,
who wants a secret decoder
ring.
Oh yea.
I know you are a Chipmunk, who
has to do acts of goodness,
for the entire day.
Right?
Right.
Hit the feet.
What the-- there's gotta be a
better way to be Munk of the
Month.
Oh, oh is this good.
Hey as long as
I'm getting a trim,
why don't we take a look at
these scenes from the next
Legend of Zelda?
Would you take a little
off the sides here Chippy?
Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk.
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey, for you Zelda?
Anything!
As you can see, I'm all wet.
Speaking of all wet,
where's our local hero?
He should be hearing this.
[Link:] Ta da!
You called for a
hero Princess?
Yes, but I guess
you'll have to do.
See any monsters yet?
No Ahhhh!
Look out!
Look out!
What?
What?
What?
Ooh.
You were standing on
this flower you brute!
Well excuuuuse me, Princess.
But I still don't think any
monsters went through here.
Yeow!
Yipe!
Mario has been
working so hard Mr. Gibbel.
Really?
Working hard huh?
Very hard.
Glad to hear that.
Yes.
Mr. Gibbel I'm sorry, I
didn't see ya come in.
Ey ey ey ey ey ey ey ey.
[laughs]
So how's that Chippy
Chipmunk of the month doing?
Oh tired Mr.
Gibbel, very tired.
Oh yea Mario's been fulfilling
as many acts of goodness as he
could possibly do Mr. Gibbel.
Yea, Chippy Acts
of Goodness huh?
Well that's actually a part of
the reason I came over here,
you see--
Oh no, d-d-don't tell
me I'm not the Munk of the
Month?
Well no, no don't worry Mario
you're definitely Munk of the
Month.
It's just that well, you see
I took another look at your
Chippy Chipmunk record and as
it turns out you actually have
five more points
that you need,
to be Munk of the
Month, not five less.
[laughs]
Well, I've got
to be on my way.
See you next week at the
Secret Decoder Ring Award
Ceremony Mario.
Really, I mean I'm sorry
but that's the way it goes
sometimes, you do it you
know and it doesn't work out.
See ya guys!
[laughing]
Luigi, what are you
laughing about Luigi?
I mean, you did all
those acts of goodness,
for an award you already won.
Oh yea, yea, yea, yea.
Yea I fed you grapes.
[laughs]
Another act of
goodness I got your newspaper.
[laughs]
And the big one, I
rubbed your feet,
massaged your feet.
Ohh, my foot massage was
the best act of goodness.
[laughs]
But you wanna
know something Luigi?
What?
I got one more, act
of goodness left.
No kidding what is it?
Oh yea.
[laughing]
'Til next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario! ♪
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it! ♪
It's the Mario! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪