Beelzebub (2011) s01e54 Episode Script
Black Baby Beel Grows Up
What the hell am I doing? Come on, sit down you deadbeats! I've come to take attendance instead of Saotome-sensei! Okay, looks like everyone's seated Look at me, damn it! Eyes on the teacher! Stare at me all you want, this teacher ain't scared o-one bit! I'm taking attendance! Abe! Hey, Abe! That's you, right, Abe? Look at me, Abe! Abe! Abe!! You piece of crap! What's wrong, Saotome-sensei? Oga, you piece of crap! Hey, what the hell? Saotome-sensei, we're in the middle of class! Huh? U-Um We're kinda in them middle of class, but Sadohara-sensei, don't mind me and keep going.
You piece of crap.
R-Right! Let go of me! Are you listening? Oga! I'm sorry, Sadohara-sensei! Unfortunately I have a stomachache and must head to the nurse's office! Teacher's Office What? Teacher's Office Black Baby Beel's gone? Look, keep your voice down! He was playing shogi down here like always.
But when I came back from class he was gone.
What the hell? Child abandonment? I can't help it! Unlike you, I can't go teach class with a baby on my back! A baby and teaching We're in class, you piece of crap! You wanna go, bub? We're in class, you piece of crap! Neither one of 'em would be any different.
What's the big deal? He's not like Baby Beel where he'll cry if he's more than 15 meters away.
I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later.
Yeah, true.
Honestly I don't know why that Black Baby Beel is even still around.
You pieces of crap! He might be screwed up but he's a copy of Baby Beel! A copy of the heir of the ruler of the Demon World is basically Leave him be and he'll Um, basically What was it? What'll happen? Well, anyway We can't just leave him be, you piece of crap! So that's why I need to ask you No way.
I have a bad feeling about this.
You two Come here a sec, you pieces of crap! Oh, please don't mind us.
You pieces of crap.
Are you actually listening?! Yup Black Baby Beel Grows Up The Himekawa Family A distinguished family whose history can be traced back to the Muromachi period.
Specializing in plotting and scheming, the Himekawa family has been manipulating history from behind the scenes.
However certain power-players behind the scenes hated how uncouth and slick they were, and soon the household began to tilt Continuing to fly along just barely making ends meet, the situation turned grave, and in the Meiji world it seemed not long until the family died out.
From the appearance of Himekawa Tatsuya's great-grandfather, Tatsuemon, the Himekawa family hit a major turning point.
We're turnin' this place around, by golly! Since then, the Himekawa family could do no wrong, and made money hand over fist.
If they handed a wallet out to the right, another one would come in from the left.
It was a "If there's no bread to eat, why not eat gold leaf?" situation.
Soon they became one of the wealthiest families in Japan.
But there is an encounter only those in the Himekawa family know about which changed their destiny.
The key to great fortune for Tatsuemon and the entire Himekawa family Beelken-sama Family Treasure The key to great fortune for Tatsuemon and the entire Himekawa family Family Treasure Beelken-sama It was a single statue.
Family Treasure Beelken-sama Family Treasure Beelken-sama It's said to be an old statue which he bought at a used-goods store.
Tatsuemon and the Himekawa family's luck slithered upwards Tatsuemon named the statue Beelken-sama, and took special care of it.
But at some point Beelken-sama was lost, and all that is left with the Himekawa family is the legend.
He does look similar.
But why?! Why did I do that?! Here's the apology essays I repent! Sorry! -Oga Man I went all the way to bring them here and that jerk Saotome isn't even here.
I repent! Sorry! -Oga Man I went all the way to bring them here and that jerk Saotome isn't even here.
My word! Wait, didn't you lock the room? Yeah! Idiots! I can't lock the teacher's office! That makes me look like a terrible person! In that case, anyone could have come in the room Could it be a kidnapping? No way After all, no one knows that Black Baby Beel is here.
They totally know! Then it's one of those? Someone happened to come in, happened to find Black Baby Beel, and just happened to take him away? That's right, piece of crap! I don't get this! Wait.
He ran away from home? You sayin' this is my fault?! It isn't? You're a delinquent teacher, after all You bastards! Excuse me, but I'll be making a loud noise now.
Pieces of crap! Back then I I! Beelken Beelken Beelken-sama, Beelken-sama! Beelken-sama! Excuse me! So cool! He's like a prince! I think I made eye contact! Anyway, what would someone take a baby for? They gonna raise it? Why would they take a baby in a school? I'm sure he left by himself.
'Cause he was sick of how you treated him.
I can't believe that! I even bought him that shogi book! The piece of crap Now now, Sensei.
We don't know for a fact he left on his own.
Let's ask around if anyone has seen him.
Ah, yes.
I'd like enough for 10 people.
If there's anything else that's needed, go ahead and buy it.
Yeah, handle it.
Countin' on you.
What? A hot guy? Yeah! He was super-super-super hot! It was all sparkly and flowy and silky And smelled so nice! Was he holding a black-ish looking baby? Huh? No clue! He was so hot all I saw was his face! Totally! T-Thanks This is suspicious A super hot guy.
Sparkly, and flowy, and silky And even smelled nice.
That can only be one person Me! Been a while since we drew "Nice Looking" Furuichi Me! Been a while since we drew "Nice Looking" Furuichi But, I did not kidnap Black Baby Beel! This is strange! All the evidence points to me, and yet I am not the culprit! No, could it be? Was it me? Did I do this? I, a super hot guy! That alone is sin enough! Baby Beel.
Teacher's Office Um Do you need something? Um, well Yes! Please ask me anything, Saotome-sensei! Um Would you my baby Your baby?! Propose! Congratulations on your Proposal! Yes, it'd be my pleasure! Ever since you transferred here, Saotome-sensei, I've secretly held feelings But romance in the workplace is not allowed! Until now I'm kept those feelings bottled up and beaten down, but if you say so, Saotome-sensei I will become Saotome Misako! Sensei Your name is Misako? Anyway, that's not what I meant.
My baby You want to share the responsibility of raising the child? Saotome-sensei, you're so Oh, I suppose calling you "Sensei" is too stiff sounding now.
Z-Zenichiro-san! It's Zenjuro Congratulations, Misako! Be happy! What the hell should I do now, the pieces of crap? Sorry about this, Hasui.
It is nothing.
I will do whatever you desire, Master Tatsuya.
What? I will do whatever you desire, Master Tatsuya.
What?! I will do whatever you desire, Master Tatsuya! The second hottest guy in the school has to be Natsume-senpai.
It pains me to admit it, but when it comes to sparkly, flowy, silky And nice smelling Definitely! Master? A tea stalk? That's a sign of good luck.
Himekawa Holdings Current Stock Price Master! Himekawa Holdings Current Stock Price Himekawa Holdings Current Stock Price A golden angel from the chocolate snacks I prepared for you! You also won with the Gorigori-kun snack I prepared for you! What?! Master It seems like oil is gushing out of the top of this apartment building! I will contact the oil company to figure out a way to extract it immediately! Excuse me! Have you seen a black-ish baby-like thing? It's like, black, and a baby kinda What are you doing? Nothing really Lookin' for a sparkly, flowy, silky guy.
You're what? Anyway, have you seen Himekawa? Now that you mention it, where is he? He came once this morning Did he go home? So it's not Natsume-senpai or the 6 Holy Knights Hot guy, hot guy What's up? She says Himekawa's not around.
Oh.
Damn it! Where is this hot, sparkly, flowy, silky, sweet smelling guy?! Nowhere! Sensei, we haven't found the hot guy who took Black Baby Beel away at all Don't you think he'll show back up when he's hungry? We can't let that happen, you piece of crap.
I looked into things a bit.
When Black Baby Beel and Baby Beel get too far apart, basically something bad will happen.
Too far? Basically? The balance of yin and yang will collapse, and Black Baby Beel's something genes will go out of control or something Anyway, it'll be bad.
Way to be specific! What I'm saying is we have to get Baby Beel and Black Baby Beel near each other, or How much? I'll pay anything, just let me down! I think I just saw a hairstyle I recognize Save me! Some kind of gene went out of control or something.
Yup.
Master! There! Hey! Let us on that helicopter! Crap! Let us on, hurry up! Perfect of you to come by in a helicopter then.
I feel better with fellow Ishiyama students and a teacher on board.
Honestly, I have no idea how to stop that thing.
We can't see them any more Isn't that bad? It's fine.
The master has a GPS tracking system embedded in him.
Scary! Unidentified flying object approaching! I will attack! Unidentified flying object? I must shoot down that suspicious big guy! Suspicious big guy? Takayuki! Takayu- Master You brainless fool! Where do you think you are going without bringing even one of the Master's travel supplies?! Okay, okay! I'll give you half my allowance! Thank goodness, it's uninhabited! So, what'll we do about that? We can't do anything, that's what! That size is not too big for me to cut it down.
It will pain me to take a blade to something in the form of the master, but small sacrifices may be necessary You're going to cut up Himekawa-senpai, too! Don't worry That's not an issue! Yes, it is! Well, he is a student of mine, technically.
Maybe that's a bad idea? Oh, I know! You said something about plucking its wings off before, right? That's it, totally! I'm sure he'll go back to normal! You're crazy! How am I supposed to pluck off wings of that size! But I don't care if this island is uninhabited, we can't leave him like this! Then you do it! Why me? I can't do that! Master, I'm going to burp you now Hey, Hilda Have you shrunk? What are you spouting, you filthy mongrel! Um, no Baby Beel's gotten big! Yeah What? It couldn't be Great Demon Lord I knew it! Great Demon Lord This is the Premium Gold Class Great Demon Lord mark! Great Demon Lord They say only one can in 10,000 has it! It's miracle milk! Not only does it change all the Demon Milk Proteins into safe to ingest Demon Peptides, it's gone through Demon Enzyme Digestion and Demon Membrane Filtering Treatment, and with its Demon Lipid Components, chiefly Demon Middle Chain Triglycerides, its Demon Essential Fatty Acids have been Demon Strengthened, Demon Combining the Demon Fructooligosaccharides and Demon Nucleosides, and more and more and more into Demon Golden Yellow Broth! Um So? Anyway This is a super rare super quality super Demon Milk! And so, the Master has clearly entered a growth spurt! There's something wrong with this growth spurt! Perhaps this is like what happened in Vlad's Haunt in the Demon World, and is being influenced by Black Baby Beel.
Indeed, this is the Premium Gold Class Great Demon Lord Mark Special Milk! Look at the beautiful visage of my master with that filthy mongrel of a man stuck to him! Stop it, hey! Baby Beel vs.
Black Baby Beel The Great Battle on the Southern Island! Baby Beel vs.
Black Baby Beel What power! A crybaby? Watch out! Go, you piece of crap! Master, fight! That's something we can't show on TV! Please enjoy this pleasant music and video for a moment.
You safe? Master! Master Tatsuya! Master! Master, are you safe? Never Huh? I'll never pick up a baby again We're going back like this? All the way to Tokyo? The End Yo, this is Himekawa.
Do you know how I make this super-cool pompadour? I harden it with a hair gel callled Pomade.
Whatever! Next time, that man shows up! The legendary Delinquent Warrior, Super Pompadour? Who's that? On the next Beelzebub: "I Have Lost My Pompadour" and "The Great Demon Lord Has Come", a 2-parter.
What? The Great Demon Lord is coming? Who cares! What happened to my pompadour?!
You piece of crap.
R-Right! Let go of me! Are you listening? Oga! I'm sorry, Sadohara-sensei! Unfortunately I have a stomachache and must head to the nurse's office! Teacher's Office What? Teacher's Office Black Baby Beel's gone? Look, keep your voice down! He was playing shogi down here like always.
But when I came back from class he was gone.
What the hell? Child abandonment? I can't help it! Unlike you, I can't go teach class with a baby on my back! A baby and teaching We're in class, you piece of crap! You wanna go, bub? We're in class, you piece of crap! Neither one of 'em would be any different.
What's the big deal? He's not like Baby Beel where he'll cry if he's more than 15 meters away.
I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later.
Yeah, true.
Honestly I don't know why that Black Baby Beel is even still around.
You pieces of crap! He might be screwed up but he's a copy of Baby Beel! A copy of the heir of the ruler of the Demon World is basically Leave him be and he'll Um, basically What was it? What'll happen? Well, anyway We can't just leave him be, you piece of crap! So that's why I need to ask you No way.
I have a bad feeling about this.
You two Come here a sec, you pieces of crap! Oh, please don't mind us.
You pieces of crap.
Are you actually listening?! Yup Black Baby Beel Grows Up The Himekawa Family A distinguished family whose history can be traced back to the Muromachi period.
Specializing in plotting and scheming, the Himekawa family has been manipulating history from behind the scenes.
However certain power-players behind the scenes hated how uncouth and slick they were, and soon the household began to tilt Continuing to fly along just barely making ends meet, the situation turned grave, and in the Meiji world it seemed not long until the family died out.
From the appearance of Himekawa Tatsuya's great-grandfather, Tatsuemon, the Himekawa family hit a major turning point.
We're turnin' this place around, by golly! Since then, the Himekawa family could do no wrong, and made money hand over fist.
If they handed a wallet out to the right, another one would come in from the left.
It was a "If there's no bread to eat, why not eat gold leaf?" situation.
Soon they became one of the wealthiest families in Japan.
But there is an encounter only those in the Himekawa family know about which changed their destiny.
The key to great fortune for Tatsuemon and the entire Himekawa family Beelken-sama Family Treasure The key to great fortune for Tatsuemon and the entire Himekawa family Family Treasure Beelken-sama It was a single statue.
Family Treasure Beelken-sama Family Treasure Beelken-sama It's said to be an old statue which he bought at a used-goods store.
Tatsuemon and the Himekawa family's luck slithered upwards Tatsuemon named the statue Beelken-sama, and took special care of it.
But at some point Beelken-sama was lost, and all that is left with the Himekawa family is the legend.
He does look similar.
But why?! Why did I do that?! Here's the apology essays I repent! Sorry! -Oga Man I went all the way to bring them here and that jerk Saotome isn't even here.
I repent! Sorry! -Oga Man I went all the way to bring them here and that jerk Saotome isn't even here.
My word! Wait, didn't you lock the room? Yeah! Idiots! I can't lock the teacher's office! That makes me look like a terrible person! In that case, anyone could have come in the room Could it be a kidnapping? No way After all, no one knows that Black Baby Beel is here.
They totally know! Then it's one of those? Someone happened to come in, happened to find Black Baby Beel, and just happened to take him away? That's right, piece of crap! I don't get this! Wait.
He ran away from home? You sayin' this is my fault?! It isn't? You're a delinquent teacher, after all You bastards! Excuse me, but I'll be making a loud noise now.
Pieces of crap! Back then I I! Beelken Beelken Beelken-sama, Beelken-sama! Beelken-sama! Excuse me! So cool! He's like a prince! I think I made eye contact! Anyway, what would someone take a baby for? They gonna raise it? Why would they take a baby in a school? I'm sure he left by himself.
'Cause he was sick of how you treated him.
I can't believe that! I even bought him that shogi book! The piece of crap Now now, Sensei.
We don't know for a fact he left on his own.
Let's ask around if anyone has seen him.
Ah, yes.
I'd like enough for 10 people.
If there's anything else that's needed, go ahead and buy it.
Yeah, handle it.
Countin' on you.
What? A hot guy? Yeah! He was super-super-super hot! It was all sparkly and flowy and silky And smelled so nice! Was he holding a black-ish looking baby? Huh? No clue! He was so hot all I saw was his face! Totally! T-Thanks This is suspicious A super hot guy.
Sparkly, and flowy, and silky And even smelled nice.
That can only be one person Me! Been a while since we drew "Nice Looking" Furuichi Me! Been a while since we drew "Nice Looking" Furuichi But, I did not kidnap Black Baby Beel! This is strange! All the evidence points to me, and yet I am not the culprit! No, could it be? Was it me? Did I do this? I, a super hot guy! That alone is sin enough! Baby Beel.
Teacher's Office Um Do you need something? Um, well Yes! Please ask me anything, Saotome-sensei! Um Would you my baby Your baby?! Propose! Congratulations on your Proposal! Yes, it'd be my pleasure! Ever since you transferred here, Saotome-sensei, I've secretly held feelings But romance in the workplace is not allowed! Until now I'm kept those feelings bottled up and beaten down, but if you say so, Saotome-sensei I will become Saotome Misako! Sensei Your name is Misako? Anyway, that's not what I meant.
My baby You want to share the responsibility of raising the child? Saotome-sensei, you're so Oh, I suppose calling you "Sensei" is too stiff sounding now.
Z-Zenichiro-san! It's Zenjuro Congratulations, Misako! Be happy! What the hell should I do now, the pieces of crap? Sorry about this, Hasui.
It is nothing.
I will do whatever you desire, Master Tatsuya.
What? I will do whatever you desire, Master Tatsuya.
What?! I will do whatever you desire, Master Tatsuya! The second hottest guy in the school has to be Natsume-senpai.
It pains me to admit it, but when it comes to sparkly, flowy, silky And nice smelling Definitely! Master? A tea stalk? That's a sign of good luck.
Himekawa Holdings Current Stock Price Master! Himekawa Holdings Current Stock Price Himekawa Holdings Current Stock Price A golden angel from the chocolate snacks I prepared for you! You also won with the Gorigori-kun snack I prepared for you! What?! Master It seems like oil is gushing out of the top of this apartment building! I will contact the oil company to figure out a way to extract it immediately! Excuse me! Have you seen a black-ish baby-like thing? It's like, black, and a baby kinda What are you doing? Nothing really Lookin' for a sparkly, flowy, silky guy.
You're what? Anyway, have you seen Himekawa? Now that you mention it, where is he? He came once this morning Did he go home? So it's not Natsume-senpai or the 6 Holy Knights Hot guy, hot guy What's up? She says Himekawa's not around.
Oh.
Damn it! Where is this hot, sparkly, flowy, silky, sweet smelling guy?! Nowhere! Sensei, we haven't found the hot guy who took Black Baby Beel away at all Don't you think he'll show back up when he's hungry? We can't let that happen, you piece of crap.
I looked into things a bit.
When Black Baby Beel and Baby Beel get too far apart, basically something bad will happen.
Too far? Basically? The balance of yin and yang will collapse, and Black Baby Beel's something genes will go out of control or something Anyway, it'll be bad.
Way to be specific! What I'm saying is we have to get Baby Beel and Black Baby Beel near each other, or How much? I'll pay anything, just let me down! I think I just saw a hairstyle I recognize Save me! Some kind of gene went out of control or something.
Yup.
Master! There! Hey! Let us on that helicopter! Crap! Let us on, hurry up! Perfect of you to come by in a helicopter then.
I feel better with fellow Ishiyama students and a teacher on board.
Honestly, I have no idea how to stop that thing.
We can't see them any more Isn't that bad? It's fine.
The master has a GPS tracking system embedded in him.
Scary! Unidentified flying object approaching! I will attack! Unidentified flying object? I must shoot down that suspicious big guy! Suspicious big guy? Takayuki! Takayu- Master You brainless fool! Where do you think you are going without bringing even one of the Master's travel supplies?! Okay, okay! I'll give you half my allowance! Thank goodness, it's uninhabited! So, what'll we do about that? We can't do anything, that's what! That size is not too big for me to cut it down.
It will pain me to take a blade to something in the form of the master, but small sacrifices may be necessary You're going to cut up Himekawa-senpai, too! Don't worry That's not an issue! Yes, it is! Well, he is a student of mine, technically.
Maybe that's a bad idea? Oh, I know! You said something about plucking its wings off before, right? That's it, totally! I'm sure he'll go back to normal! You're crazy! How am I supposed to pluck off wings of that size! But I don't care if this island is uninhabited, we can't leave him like this! Then you do it! Why me? I can't do that! Master, I'm going to burp you now Hey, Hilda Have you shrunk? What are you spouting, you filthy mongrel! Um, no Baby Beel's gotten big! Yeah What? It couldn't be Great Demon Lord I knew it! Great Demon Lord This is the Premium Gold Class Great Demon Lord mark! Great Demon Lord They say only one can in 10,000 has it! It's miracle milk! Not only does it change all the Demon Milk Proteins into safe to ingest Demon Peptides, it's gone through Demon Enzyme Digestion and Demon Membrane Filtering Treatment, and with its Demon Lipid Components, chiefly Demon Middle Chain Triglycerides, its Demon Essential Fatty Acids have been Demon Strengthened, Demon Combining the Demon Fructooligosaccharides and Demon Nucleosides, and more and more and more into Demon Golden Yellow Broth! Um So? Anyway This is a super rare super quality super Demon Milk! And so, the Master has clearly entered a growth spurt! There's something wrong with this growth spurt! Perhaps this is like what happened in Vlad's Haunt in the Demon World, and is being influenced by Black Baby Beel.
Indeed, this is the Premium Gold Class Great Demon Lord Mark Special Milk! Look at the beautiful visage of my master with that filthy mongrel of a man stuck to him! Stop it, hey! Baby Beel vs.
Black Baby Beel The Great Battle on the Southern Island! Baby Beel vs.
Black Baby Beel What power! A crybaby? Watch out! Go, you piece of crap! Master, fight! That's something we can't show on TV! Please enjoy this pleasant music and video for a moment.
You safe? Master! Master Tatsuya! Master! Master, are you safe? Never Huh? I'll never pick up a baby again We're going back like this? All the way to Tokyo? The End Yo, this is Himekawa.
Do you know how I make this super-cool pompadour? I harden it with a hair gel callled Pomade.
Whatever! Next time, that man shows up! The legendary Delinquent Warrior, Super Pompadour? Who's that? On the next Beelzebub: "I Have Lost My Pompadour" and "The Great Demon Lord Has Come", a 2-parter.
What? The Great Demon Lord is coming? Who cares! What happened to my pompadour?!