Ranma 12 s01e54 Episode Script
Episode 54
Akane! l can't seem to express my feelings for you! Because of that, l ran, to escape the torture of my heart! Now ten days have passed.
And finally l am a soul at peace.
- You're kidding! - No, it's all true! But who's going to believe such a-- It's Ryoga! It's been a while! It seems like forever.
Where'd you go? Akane-- W-WHY! Damn! I came back here before I realized it! What's that for!? You dare to ambush Ryoga Hibiki!? Bet you won't look that-a-way! You fell for that child's trick.
I assumed better of you.
Are you truly Ryoga Hibiki? Just who are you!? Just call me the Mystery Man from Ganymede! Don't give me that! You'll regret playing me for a fool! Perhaps my plan was not in error.
You have the skill I expected from Ranma's rivals.
- Bye-bye.
- See you tomorrow.
Huh? P-chan! That's you, Mousse, right? Why are you picking on my P-chan!? P-chan, are you all right? Where were you all this time? I was worried about you! Hey! Let's keep the love scenes to a minimum.
What are you doing, Ranma! You are NOT to touch my P-chan! Oh! I made some clothes for you.
I hope it fits! Outta my way! There is NOTHIN' cute about that girl! I guess I got your measurements wrong.
You hate it, don't you, P-chan? Thank you! You're so cute! Hey, P-chan! Did you hear? Ranma thought we were having a love scene.
You think he was jealous!? P-chan, what's wrong!? Ranma, you cretin! What's the matter? You wanna fight!? P-chan, where'd you go? If you want a fight, you got it! Come on, Ryoga! Stop trying to fight Ryoga! But he started-- You probably goaded him into it.
What does that mean!? There is REALLY nothin' cute about you! Then there is no reason for you to be jealous.
W-When was I jealous! You jerk! Akane-- Farewell.
Ryoga, going on another trip? I'm not going anywhere.
I just-- W-Wait up, Ryoga! Ryoga! This isn't like you! What's the matter!? Ryoga! Is it somethin' you ate? Shut up! Now, THAT'S the Ryoga I wanna see.
Ranma-- I'd like someone to remember that a man named Ryoga once existed.
Farewell.
Hey, Ryoga! Ryoga-- Akane, l've made my decision.
My love will never be returned.
And even if l am a pig until l die, l will stay by your side.
I will never appear as Ryoga Hibiki again! Farewell, Ryoga! - Not so fast! - Who're you? Men call me Mousse.
I was simply testing your skill this morning.
Don't take it personally.
Testing me? Were we to combine forces, we would surely defeat Ranma.
My plan is perfect! Mr.
.
.
Mousse? It seems you bear a grudge against Ranma, too.
Of course I do.
Not only does he turn Shampoo against me.
.
.
but when I fell into the cursed Yazu-nii-chuan, I became a duck! And it was all Ranma's fault! Unfortunately, I have no interest in Ranma's fate now! I simply wish to spend eternity with Akane-- But if you let this continue, Ranma and Akane will likely marry.
Am I wrong? I have prepared my soul.
Oh, thank you, P-chan! And nothing can make me change my mind! And yet, the truth remains that a woman's heart is fickle.
How will she think of you once she has children.
Ranma, say "Ahh.
" Quit making the baby cry, P-chan! He just eats our food gives nothin' back! Akane, let's trade him out for a cat or dog.
You're right.
Ranma, you ass! I make the ultimate sacrifice, and I'm so much garbage! And Ranma's the one who turned Akane against me! HE WILL PAY! You are exactly the man I imagined you'd be! Ranma, prepare to die! I thought P-chan was acting strange.
And he didn't come home last night.
Should I go look for him? Just let him be.
He'll be back before you know it.
Don't be so irresponsible! Nobody asked for your help, anyway! He always turns up okay.
But Ryoga was actin' a little strange.
I'd like someone to remember that a man named Ryoga once existed.
Farewell.
I always gotta stick my neck out for him! P-chan, where are you? P-chan! P-chan! Where are you! Ryoga! There he is.
Hold up, Ryoga! Wait up, Ryoga.
I'm not here to pick a fight.
Calm down! Your oinkin' is soundin' more pig-like every day! Indeed? Thank you for the complement, Ranma.
What was that for? It's a real pig? What's the deal? Mousse! First we turn you into a girl to lessen your fighting strength.
Ryoga! When we combine your skill with my technique, we are invincible! I get it! You're gonna gang up to beat me! Ryoga, I expected better from you than these dirty tricks! You have no right to call me a coward! You made my sacrifice all for nothing! Then you threw me out with the garbage! I expected better from YOU! What the--? Let's fight, Ranma! Good.
At least you've returned to your old self.
But there's somethin' you should know.
.
.
I'm not as strong as a girl, but remember how fast I get!? I only remember how much I hate you! Ranma! Bet you won't look that-a-way! Take this! I have more! You creeps! You may be speedy, but it won't have any affect if you're tied up! Ryoga, your time has come.
Ranma, you threw me out with the trash.
.
.
and now you'll pay! Rest in peace, Ranma.
Wha-- Wha-- So when did I throw you out with the trash? P-Put some clothes on! Oh, yeah.
Forgot.
Ready.
Right! Here I come! Ranma! Come on! Have you no modesty? Shame on you! Ready! You're really dressed now? You're REALLY dressed? Yup.
So sorry that I'm shameless.
Mousse, you used Ryoga's simple-mindedness against him.
You're gonna be sorry! How's this? Didn't you have me "tied up"? I'll take care of that.
You got me! Now you cannot use your favorite moves.
- Damn! - Ryoga, now's your chance! I can't use my hands, but my legs are perfectly free! Take that! I CAN use my hands.
And this can make a good weapon.
Thank you, Mousse! You fiend! Foiled again! Let's fight, Ranma! It's impossible to hide somethin' this big! Nothing is impossible for a master of hidden weapons! Take this, and this! Ranma, prepare to die! Now you made me mad! D-Didn't you lose strength as a woman? This is just adrenaline! Now die! I lost because you got me riled up! But this time I'll use the breaking-point attack! Don't do it, Ryoga! There's a time bomb inside that thing! Run for it! It's heavy! Help me! You guys aren't.
.
.
gettin' away! - Lemme go! - Let go! Never! Mousse, if you don't want to die with me, gimme the key! O-Okay.
It's gone! What was that? Search some more! S-Stop that! Got it! Saved! - P-chan! P-chan! - What!? Akane! P-chan! Where can you be? P-chan! Akane! Akane! Get out of here! Ranma? Ryoga? Run, Akane! - Shut up and run! - What for? A bomb? Quit kidding around! Have you seen P-chan? Who cares about the pig!? I do! P-chan is fine! - How do you know? - I know! He's fine! But-- You pigheaded woman! What was that!? You're a pigheaded, un-cute tomboy! Excuse me for being a pigheaded, un-cute tomboy! And what's this thing for!? You weren't kidding-- Told you so.
I was a fool for being lured into that idiot's plan.
A few seconds more, and Akane could have been hurt! Don't take it so hard.
You saw Akane's inhuman strength.
Nobody'd EVER want to marry that woman! Ranma, I thought you were Akane's fiance! More or less.
That's what everybody else decided.
What's it to you, Ryoga? Ranma, you'd better make Akane happy! If you don't, you'll answer to me! But you'll never see Ryoga Hibiki again! You've been actin' weird since yesterday.
What-- There will be no turning back, now! Farewell, Ranma.
And farewell to Ryoga! Ryoga! What're you turnin' yourself into a pig for? P-chan! You've come back to me! You're soaking wet.
Ranma, you were bullying P-chan again! No, I wasn't! SURE you weren't.
You may catch cold, so let's take a hot bath together! Wha-- Wha-- You gotta! We'll give each other a good scrubbing! Don't be so shy, P-chan! S-Stop that, Akane! What are you thinkin' takin' a bath with Ryoga!? Ryoga? What are you talking about? N-N-Nothin'-- So this was your plan, you shameless swine! Look.
Ranma is jealous of a pig again! Ain't he awful, P-chan!? That ain't it-- Wait, P-chan! Ranma, this is YOUR fault! You embarrassed P-chan and made him run away! Come back here! Ranma! If you bully P-chan one more time, you'll regret it! Hold it, Ryoga! You got wet just to get in the bath with Akane! No way! If I got hit with hot water I'd turn into a guy again! And Akane would see me naked ! You were going to show her anyway! That's your plan! You're wrong! No I'm not! I wondered what you "decided" you perverted, lecher swine! You're one to talk! What a pervert! Ranma, now I know that I'll have to defeat you! Yeah! Just try to beat me any time! Come on, Ryoga! Mousse.
You very wounded.
You again challenge Ranma and get beat bad? I feel sorry for pathetic duck.
And finally l am a soul at peace.
- You're kidding! - No, it's all true! But who's going to believe such a-- It's Ryoga! It's been a while! It seems like forever.
Where'd you go? Akane-- W-WHY! Damn! I came back here before I realized it! What's that for!? You dare to ambush Ryoga Hibiki!? Bet you won't look that-a-way! You fell for that child's trick.
I assumed better of you.
Are you truly Ryoga Hibiki? Just who are you!? Just call me the Mystery Man from Ganymede! Don't give me that! You'll regret playing me for a fool! Perhaps my plan was not in error.
You have the skill I expected from Ranma's rivals.
- Bye-bye.
- See you tomorrow.
Huh? P-chan! That's you, Mousse, right? Why are you picking on my P-chan!? P-chan, are you all right? Where were you all this time? I was worried about you! Hey! Let's keep the love scenes to a minimum.
What are you doing, Ranma! You are NOT to touch my P-chan! Oh! I made some clothes for you.
I hope it fits! Outta my way! There is NOTHIN' cute about that girl! I guess I got your measurements wrong.
You hate it, don't you, P-chan? Thank you! You're so cute! Hey, P-chan! Did you hear? Ranma thought we were having a love scene.
You think he was jealous!? P-chan, what's wrong!? Ranma, you cretin! What's the matter? You wanna fight!? P-chan, where'd you go? If you want a fight, you got it! Come on, Ryoga! Stop trying to fight Ryoga! But he started-- You probably goaded him into it.
What does that mean!? There is REALLY nothin' cute about you! Then there is no reason for you to be jealous.
W-When was I jealous! You jerk! Akane-- Farewell.
Ryoga, going on another trip? I'm not going anywhere.
I just-- W-Wait up, Ryoga! Ryoga! This isn't like you! What's the matter!? Ryoga! Is it somethin' you ate? Shut up! Now, THAT'S the Ryoga I wanna see.
Ranma-- I'd like someone to remember that a man named Ryoga once existed.
Farewell.
Hey, Ryoga! Ryoga-- Akane, l've made my decision.
My love will never be returned.
And even if l am a pig until l die, l will stay by your side.
I will never appear as Ryoga Hibiki again! Farewell, Ryoga! - Not so fast! - Who're you? Men call me Mousse.
I was simply testing your skill this morning.
Don't take it personally.
Testing me? Were we to combine forces, we would surely defeat Ranma.
My plan is perfect! Mr.
.
.
Mousse? It seems you bear a grudge against Ranma, too.
Of course I do.
Not only does he turn Shampoo against me.
.
.
but when I fell into the cursed Yazu-nii-chuan, I became a duck! And it was all Ranma's fault! Unfortunately, I have no interest in Ranma's fate now! I simply wish to spend eternity with Akane-- But if you let this continue, Ranma and Akane will likely marry.
Am I wrong? I have prepared my soul.
Oh, thank you, P-chan! And nothing can make me change my mind! And yet, the truth remains that a woman's heart is fickle.
How will she think of you once she has children.
Ranma, say "Ahh.
" Quit making the baby cry, P-chan! He just eats our food gives nothin' back! Akane, let's trade him out for a cat or dog.
You're right.
Ranma, you ass! I make the ultimate sacrifice, and I'm so much garbage! And Ranma's the one who turned Akane against me! HE WILL PAY! You are exactly the man I imagined you'd be! Ranma, prepare to die! I thought P-chan was acting strange.
And he didn't come home last night.
Should I go look for him? Just let him be.
He'll be back before you know it.
Don't be so irresponsible! Nobody asked for your help, anyway! He always turns up okay.
But Ryoga was actin' a little strange.
I'd like someone to remember that a man named Ryoga once existed.
Farewell.
I always gotta stick my neck out for him! P-chan, where are you? P-chan! P-chan! Where are you! Ryoga! There he is.
Hold up, Ryoga! Wait up, Ryoga.
I'm not here to pick a fight.
Calm down! Your oinkin' is soundin' more pig-like every day! Indeed? Thank you for the complement, Ranma.
What was that for? It's a real pig? What's the deal? Mousse! First we turn you into a girl to lessen your fighting strength.
Ryoga! When we combine your skill with my technique, we are invincible! I get it! You're gonna gang up to beat me! Ryoga, I expected better from you than these dirty tricks! You have no right to call me a coward! You made my sacrifice all for nothing! Then you threw me out with the garbage! I expected better from YOU! What the--? Let's fight, Ranma! Good.
At least you've returned to your old self.
But there's somethin' you should know.
.
.
I'm not as strong as a girl, but remember how fast I get!? I only remember how much I hate you! Ranma! Bet you won't look that-a-way! Take this! I have more! You creeps! You may be speedy, but it won't have any affect if you're tied up! Ryoga, your time has come.
Ranma, you threw me out with the trash.
.
.
and now you'll pay! Rest in peace, Ranma.
Wha-- Wha-- So when did I throw you out with the trash? P-Put some clothes on! Oh, yeah.
Forgot.
Ready.
Right! Here I come! Ranma! Come on! Have you no modesty? Shame on you! Ready! You're really dressed now? You're REALLY dressed? Yup.
So sorry that I'm shameless.
Mousse, you used Ryoga's simple-mindedness against him.
You're gonna be sorry! How's this? Didn't you have me "tied up"? I'll take care of that.
You got me! Now you cannot use your favorite moves.
- Damn! - Ryoga, now's your chance! I can't use my hands, but my legs are perfectly free! Take that! I CAN use my hands.
And this can make a good weapon.
Thank you, Mousse! You fiend! Foiled again! Let's fight, Ranma! It's impossible to hide somethin' this big! Nothing is impossible for a master of hidden weapons! Take this, and this! Ranma, prepare to die! Now you made me mad! D-Didn't you lose strength as a woman? This is just adrenaline! Now die! I lost because you got me riled up! But this time I'll use the breaking-point attack! Don't do it, Ryoga! There's a time bomb inside that thing! Run for it! It's heavy! Help me! You guys aren't.
.
.
gettin' away! - Lemme go! - Let go! Never! Mousse, if you don't want to die with me, gimme the key! O-Okay.
It's gone! What was that? Search some more! S-Stop that! Got it! Saved! - P-chan! P-chan! - What!? Akane! P-chan! Where can you be? P-chan! Akane! Akane! Get out of here! Ranma? Ryoga? Run, Akane! - Shut up and run! - What for? A bomb? Quit kidding around! Have you seen P-chan? Who cares about the pig!? I do! P-chan is fine! - How do you know? - I know! He's fine! But-- You pigheaded woman! What was that!? You're a pigheaded, un-cute tomboy! Excuse me for being a pigheaded, un-cute tomboy! And what's this thing for!? You weren't kidding-- Told you so.
I was a fool for being lured into that idiot's plan.
A few seconds more, and Akane could have been hurt! Don't take it so hard.
You saw Akane's inhuman strength.
Nobody'd EVER want to marry that woman! Ranma, I thought you were Akane's fiance! More or less.
That's what everybody else decided.
What's it to you, Ryoga? Ranma, you'd better make Akane happy! If you don't, you'll answer to me! But you'll never see Ryoga Hibiki again! You've been actin' weird since yesterday.
What-- There will be no turning back, now! Farewell, Ranma.
And farewell to Ryoga! Ryoga! What're you turnin' yourself into a pig for? P-chan! You've come back to me! You're soaking wet.
Ranma, you were bullying P-chan again! No, I wasn't! SURE you weren't.
You may catch cold, so let's take a hot bath together! Wha-- Wha-- You gotta! We'll give each other a good scrubbing! Don't be so shy, P-chan! S-Stop that, Akane! What are you thinkin' takin' a bath with Ryoga!? Ryoga? What are you talking about? N-N-Nothin'-- So this was your plan, you shameless swine! Look.
Ranma is jealous of a pig again! Ain't he awful, P-chan!? That ain't it-- Wait, P-chan! Ranma, this is YOUR fault! You embarrassed P-chan and made him run away! Come back here! Ranma! If you bully P-chan one more time, you'll regret it! Hold it, Ryoga! You got wet just to get in the bath with Akane! No way! If I got hit with hot water I'd turn into a guy again! And Akane would see me naked ! You were going to show her anyway! That's your plan! You're wrong! No I'm not! I wondered what you "decided" you perverted, lecher swine! You're one to talk! What a pervert! Ranma, now I know that I'll have to defeat you! Yeah! Just try to beat me any time! Come on, Ryoga! Mousse.
You very wounded.
You again challenge Ranma and get beat bad? I feel sorry for pathetic duck.