Batman s01e55 Episode Script
Day of the Samurai
Master Bruce.
- What is it, Alfred? - Yoru Sensei.
Line three.
Konnichiwa, sensei.
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS? YOU ARE INSANE! I should enjoy our return to Nippon more without this unfortunate business.
So would I, Alfred, but giri cannot be denied.
Oh, yes, giri.
Honor, duty, obligation.
We'll reach the city of Kuruhara in an hour, Mr.
Wayne.
Of course I will help in any way I can, sensei.
What made you think of calling me? You cannot hide a warrior's spirit behind your playboy image, Wayne san.
Kyodai Ken returned from America in defeat.
He was beaten by Batman.
So it is said.
Perhaps I thought you might somehow enlist the aid of this Batman.
- You know him, do you not? - We've met.
- Come.
- A spot of tea before retiring, Master Bruce? - I have some excellent green brew.
- No, thanks, Alfred.
If I might be so bold, Master Bruce, how did your meeting with Yoru Sensei go? It was not good news.
I believe I will have that tea, Alfred.
Once upon a time, Alfred, 500 years ago to be exact there was a fighting master who learned how to manipulate the ki lines the currents of life force.
He called the art kiba-no-hoko, "the way of the fang.
" It was such an efficient and terrible fighting art that the master decided it was too dangerous to teach.
A mere touch could render a man unconscious or cripple him.
There was even a touch that was fatal.
So the master hid the only copy of the instruction scroll for kiba-no-hoko in one of the thousand caves on the slopes of Mount Kajiiki.
He told no one but his eldest son.
The location has been kept a family secret for 500 years.
And Yoru Sensei? Is the great-great-great-grandson of the man who created that forbidden art and the only man who knows the location of the scroll.
Yoru Sensei has no sons.
When he leaves this world, the secret leaves with him.
- And the kidnapped girl? - Yoru's star student.
Kyodai wants to trade her for the knowledge of the fang.
To use against you, I expect.
Well, perhaps our cowled friend can persuade him otherwise.
It's not that easy, Alfred.
- He's after Batman as well.
- But why? He fought Bruce Wayne and Batman.
Fighting styles are like fingerprints.
Kyodai knows that we're the same man.
YES.
I UNDERSTAND.
That was Kyodai Ken.
Did he give you instructions for the exchange? Yes.
In the Uramachi district after dark a bad part of town, a place of thieves and the yakuza.
A ninja would feel safe there.
If you give him a phony map, he wouldn't know the difference.
True, but I would know.
You're familiar with the code of Bushido, Wayne san.
- Ninja may lie and cheat.
Samurai cannot.
- Hai, sensei.
I'll see that the map is delivered.
HE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SAVE YOU.
Let her go, ninja.
- You! - Release Kairi.
- Throw me the map.
- First she goes free.
I can only read bits and pieces, sensei, not enough to understand the techniques.
It seems that age has destroyed the secrets of kiba-no-hoko.
I wish it were so, Wayne san.
There is a large part missing.
The location of and directions on performing the o-nemuri touch.
I think the Batman is in grave danger.
Another temblor, Master Bruce.
Shall I pack for our return to Gotham City, sir? I'm afraid not just yet, old friend.
I thought, with the recovery of the young lady and the destruction of the scroll, your chores were finished.
Kyodai has the part of the scroll that describes the o- nemuri touch.
I'm afraid my Japanese is a bit rusty, Master Bruce.
It means "big sleep.
" A better translation might be "eternal sleep.
" Oh, my.
I cannot tell you where the fatal point lies, Wayne san.
I never allowed myself to read the scroll, for fear I might someday be tempted to use the forbidden knowledge.
- It could be anywhere, then.
- Yes, on a hand, an arm, a leg.
Even a simple defensive block could mean doom.
Alfred? Alfred? No, rich man, but I have him.
You will face me as yourself or your alter ego.
It is all the same to me.
Yoru will tell you where.
A single touch.
That's all it will take to destroy your master.
- Will you fight Kyodai? - I believe the Batman intends to face him.
- Do you think this Batman will fight him? - Batman does as he will.
But I'm fairly sure he'll choose to meet the ninja.
How do you like our fire-breather, gaijin? Impressive, is he not? Very.
Once again, you approach unseen, dark one.
- You would have made a good ninja.
- I would prefer to be a samurai.
But you are like me, a warrior of the night.
So it would seem.
Let us face each other in the open, man to man.
Samurai do not hide behind masks.
All right.
Take your best shot.
Why do you back away, night fighter? Afraid of my touch? This was a poor choice for a battleground, Kyodai.
The volcano may claim us all.
It does not matter.
Ninja do not fear death.
Enough.
It ends now.
You are strong but not strong enough.
Sayonara, Batman.
Leaving so soon, Kyodai? The o- nemuri touch.
How could you withstand it? It's impossible.
It's all over, Kyodai.
Your precious technique doesn't work.
Grab it.
If you jump and I pull, you can make it.
Kyodai, the rope! I couldn't see through the smoke.
Was Kyodai? I don't know, Alfred.
I wish I did.
I saw him use the fatal touch on you, Master Bruce.
Did he somehow miss? No.
I found his practice dummy.
There was a soft spot on it, a place jabbed many times.
- I protected that spot on my own body.
- Most ingenious, sir.
- I'm sorry about Kyodai, sensei.
- We all choose our own paths, Wayne san.
He walked a dark trail.
It was not your responsibility.
If you see Batman, tell him I have great respect for him.
Why? He's as much a ninja as Kyodai was.
Not so.
Batman offered to help his adversary.
A lesser man would have used the knowledge of the o- nemuri touch against his opponent.
Batman is the essence of samurai, Wayne san.
- You would do well to remember that.
- Domo arigato, sensei.
- What is it, Alfred? - Yoru Sensei.
Line three.
Konnichiwa, sensei.
WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS? YOU ARE INSANE! I should enjoy our return to Nippon more without this unfortunate business.
So would I, Alfred, but giri cannot be denied.
Oh, yes, giri.
Honor, duty, obligation.
We'll reach the city of Kuruhara in an hour, Mr.
Wayne.
Of course I will help in any way I can, sensei.
What made you think of calling me? You cannot hide a warrior's spirit behind your playboy image, Wayne san.
Kyodai Ken returned from America in defeat.
He was beaten by Batman.
So it is said.
Perhaps I thought you might somehow enlist the aid of this Batman.
- You know him, do you not? - We've met.
- Come.
- A spot of tea before retiring, Master Bruce? - I have some excellent green brew.
- No, thanks, Alfred.
If I might be so bold, Master Bruce, how did your meeting with Yoru Sensei go? It was not good news.
I believe I will have that tea, Alfred.
Once upon a time, Alfred, 500 years ago to be exact there was a fighting master who learned how to manipulate the ki lines the currents of life force.
He called the art kiba-no-hoko, "the way of the fang.
" It was such an efficient and terrible fighting art that the master decided it was too dangerous to teach.
A mere touch could render a man unconscious or cripple him.
There was even a touch that was fatal.
So the master hid the only copy of the instruction scroll for kiba-no-hoko in one of the thousand caves on the slopes of Mount Kajiiki.
He told no one but his eldest son.
The location has been kept a family secret for 500 years.
And Yoru Sensei? Is the great-great-great-grandson of the man who created that forbidden art and the only man who knows the location of the scroll.
Yoru Sensei has no sons.
When he leaves this world, the secret leaves with him.
- And the kidnapped girl? - Yoru's star student.
Kyodai wants to trade her for the knowledge of the fang.
To use against you, I expect.
Well, perhaps our cowled friend can persuade him otherwise.
It's not that easy, Alfred.
- He's after Batman as well.
- But why? He fought Bruce Wayne and Batman.
Fighting styles are like fingerprints.
Kyodai knows that we're the same man.
YES.
I UNDERSTAND.
That was Kyodai Ken.
Did he give you instructions for the exchange? Yes.
In the Uramachi district after dark a bad part of town, a place of thieves and the yakuza.
A ninja would feel safe there.
If you give him a phony map, he wouldn't know the difference.
True, but I would know.
You're familiar with the code of Bushido, Wayne san.
- Ninja may lie and cheat.
Samurai cannot.
- Hai, sensei.
I'll see that the map is delivered.
HE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SAVE YOU.
Let her go, ninja.
- You! - Release Kairi.
- Throw me the map.
- First she goes free.
I can only read bits and pieces, sensei, not enough to understand the techniques.
It seems that age has destroyed the secrets of kiba-no-hoko.
I wish it were so, Wayne san.
There is a large part missing.
The location of and directions on performing the o-nemuri touch.
I think the Batman is in grave danger.
Another temblor, Master Bruce.
Shall I pack for our return to Gotham City, sir? I'm afraid not just yet, old friend.
I thought, with the recovery of the young lady and the destruction of the scroll, your chores were finished.
Kyodai has the part of the scroll that describes the o- nemuri touch.
I'm afraid my Japanese is a bit rusty, Master Bruce.
It means "big sleep.
" A better translation might be "eternal sleep.
" Oh, my.
I cannot tell you where the fatal point lies, Wayne san.
I never allowed myself to read the scroll, for fear I might someday be tempted to use the forbidden knowledge.
- It could be anywhere, then.
- Yes, on a hand, an arm, a leg.
Even a simple defensive block could mean doom.
Alfred? Alfred? No, rich man, but I have him.
You will face me as yourself or your alter ego.
It is all the same to me.
Yoru will tell you where.
A single touch.
That's all it will take to destroy your master.
- Will you fight Kyodai? - I believe the Batman intends to face him.
- Do you think this Batman will fight him? - Batman does as he will.
But I'm fairly sure he'll choose to meet the ninja.
How do you like our fire-breather, gaijin? Impressive, is he not? Very.
Once again, you approach unseen, dark one.
- You would have made a good ninja.
- I would prefer to be a samurai.
But you are like me, a warrior of the night.
So it would seem.
Let us face each other in the open, man to man.
Samurai do not hide behind masks.
All right.
Take your best shot.
Why do you back away, night fighter? Afraid of my touch? This was a poor choice for a battleground, Kyodai.
The volcano may claim us all.
It does not matter.
Ninja do not fear death.
Enough.
It ends now.
You are strong but not strong enough.
Sayonara, Batman.
Leaving so soon, Kyodai? The o- nemuri touch.
How could you withstand it? It's impossible.
It's all over, Kyodai.
Your precious technique doesn't work.
Grab it.
If you jump and I pull, you can make it.
Kyodai, the rope! I couldn't see through the smoke.
Was Kyodai? I don't know, Alfred.
I wish I did.
I saw him use the fatal touch on you, Master Bruce.
Did he somehow miss? No.
I found his practice dummy.
There was a soft spot on it, a place jabbed many times.
- I protected that spot on my own body.
- Most ingenious, sir.
- I'm sorry about Kyodai, sensei.
- We all choose our own paths, Wayne san.
He walked a dark trail.
It was not your responsibility.
If you see Batman, tell him I have great respect for him.
Why? He's as much a ninja as Kyodai was.
Not so.
Batman offered to help his adversary.
A lesser man would have used the knowledge of the o- nemuri touch against his opponent.
Batman is the essence of samurai, Wayne san.
- You would do well to remember that.
- Domo arigato, sensei.