The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e57 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh! ♪
H-hooked on the brothers. ♪
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme. ♪
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers. ♪
To the brink! ♪
Unh! ♪
Unh! ♪
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers! ♪
The brothers! ♪
Excuse me.
Bonjour Mademoiselle,
vous etes tres gentiles.
Huh?
Bonjour Mademoiselle,
vous etes tres gentiles.
[chuckles]
Merci.
Wait a minute,
wait a minute, Luigi,
what's the matter with you?
Why are you talking so goofy?
I'm not talking
goofy, sacrebleu.
Oh French.
[chuckles]
You're trying to
learn French huh?
But you can
hardly speak English.
Really?
Well for your information,
Monsieur Rolly Polly,
I happen to know, that women
love men that speak French
it's very, romantic.
Well that's the most
ridiculous thing I ever heard.
French or no French Luigi,
no matter what language you
spoke, what woman would
want to go out with you?
Yea?
Well I'm gonna
show you, alright?
Yea, sure.
And pretty soon, you, are
gonna be eating those words,
in a very rich French sauce.
Now buzz off huh?
Monsieur.
[laughs]
Bonjour Mademoiselle.
Yo, yo! ♪
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪♪
[Mario:] Plumber's
Log, number 1051.
We were up the creek
without a plunger.
King Koopa had captured us, and
put us on trial for our lives.
All rise for his Honour, the
Dishonourable Judge Koopa.
Here come the Koopa.
Koopa Court is now in session.
Bailiff Mouser, read those phony
charges you and I cooked up!
Mario, Luigi,
Princess Toadstool and Toad,
you are charged with
disturbing the Koopa,
plumbing without a license,
and not eating your pasta.
How do you plead?
Not guilty.
Not guilty.
Not guilty.
Not guilty.
Let the record show
the four criminals
confessed to every crime.
Koopa, you despicable reptile!
We just said we
didn't do those things!
We got laws in this court
against sassing the judge.
Why do I get the feeling he's
gonna throw the book at us?
Whoa!
That'll get ya
another fifty years.
Hold it Koopa, don't we get
to talk in our own defense?
You've have five minutes.
I'd like to say--
Time's up!
Has the jury reached a
decision in this case?
[chattering]
Guilty you idiots or I'll feed
you to this Piranha Plant!
[chattering]
They say guilty
Your Judgefulness,
just like we planned.
Bailiff Mouser, prepare
the scales of justice
for the criminals.
The real crime is
this phony trial!
Plumber number one, weigh in.
Hey!
Don't I get to
take off my shoes?
That's not fair!
[Mouser:] Five hundred
pounds, Your Honour.
Congratulations!
You've won a 500 year
all expense paid trip
to Club Koopatraz!
[laughs]
[gasp]
Five hundred years in
Koopatraz State Prison?
Hey, it could've been life.
Relax, you'll be up for
parole in a century or two.
[laughs]
Mouser, show 'em
what they've won!
Ouch!
Ohhh.
Your stay will begin with a
cruise across scenic Trouter
Bay to the island
prison of Koopatraz!
Best of all, your visit will
be uninterrupted by escapes.
No one has ever left this
world famous maximum security
dungeon alive.
Well, at least we got rid
of that creep-o Judge Koopa.
Quiet fungus.
Warden Koopa doesn't
allow our prisoners to talk.
Warden Koopa?
[gulp]
It was so much fun
being your crooked judge,
I decided to become
your cruel warden.
[laughs]
Mouser!
Show our convicts
to their cells!
Yep, let's see now,
that makes uh 54 years,
7 months, and uh, 9 days.
Not you Princess,
girls have their own cell.
Looks like you
have company, Gramps.
Well, it's about time!
I've been all alone in
this here prison for uh,
thirty years now and, you
know how misery loves company.
[gasps]
If you need
anything, just yell!
Too bad no one will hear you.
[laughs]
Hi, I'm Mario!
This is my brother
Luigi, and our friend Toad.
Toad?
Yea say, you wouldn't be
related to the Fungusville
Toads, would ya?
Sure!
My dad was the top toadstool.
You're Moldy's son?
Yea!
You know him?
Well he's my son!
I'm your grandfather!
Gramps!
Grandson!
Are you crying because you're
happy Toad has finally found
his grandpa?
Nope, sad, 'cause that's what
Toad will look like in fifty
years if we don't
get outta here.
What is this stuff?
Well uh, they call
it Koopa Surprise,
because it looks, and
smells, like Koopa.
If Koopa thinks I'm gonna
shovel that stuff into my
face, he's crazy!
Hey!
That gives me an idea!
We can shovel our way out
of Koopatraz with these.
All the way under the bay?
That'd take twenty years!
So?
You have anything
better to do Toad?
Wait!
If we could just
tunnel outside the walls,
we could hijack
one of the boats!
Shhh.
That's a good idea, but they
always count the spoons
after chow.
Then we'll just have to
create a little distraction.
This food stinks!
You eat it!
Foood fiiight!
Ready!
Aim!
Fire!
[whistle]
Whoa!
So, you don't like the food!
In that case, try
going without it!
No food?
For how long?
Until I get back from
looting the Princess' kingdom.
I figure, at least ten years.
[laughs]
Ten years?
We'll be goners by then.
You won't get away
with this, Koopa!
Of course I will!
With the four of you
trapped here in Koopatraz,
I can rob and
pillage all I want.
Mouser!
Take the prisoners
back to their cells.
And while I'm destroying
the Princess' Kingdom,
let them starve.
[laughs]
[Mario:] So there we were,
prisoners in Koopatraz.
Doomed to starve, while
Koopa was about to go plunder,
the Princess' kingdom.
It was time for a jailbreak.
Yeow!
Sufferin' spumoni!
Shhh!
You'll wake the Goomba guard!
[snoring]
Faster!
Faster!
[snoring]
Huh?
[snoring]
Hurry now!
We gotta dig our way out,
uh, before he wakes up!
How much further
do we have to dig?
Well let's see,
according to my calculations,
we should be right
outside the front gate.
We must be close.
I hear someone sawing wood!
[snoring]
Hey, hey!
What's going on?
A Koopa needs
his beauty sleep!
Yeaaa!
This better be a
bad dream plumber,
'cause if it's not,
you're in deep fettuccini.
Do you know what
your friends did?
They interrupted my sleep.
How can I
plunder your kingdom,
if I don't get my rest?
What did you do to them Koopa?
When I'm tired, I get cranky.
[laughs]
I put them in solitary, and
gave them 500 more years at
hard labour.
[sigh]
Koopa's got us
breaking stones. ♪
We'd just like to
break his bones. ♪
Koopa's got us working hard. ♪
Ooh we hate that
tub of lard. ♪♪
Scrub those duds, peons.
Time's a-wasting.
We're out of soap.
Then get some more!
Attention Koopa
Match Scrub Scum!
Time to go back to your cells!
I have a plan!
We're breakin' outta here!
Be ready to go
just before dawn.
Pass it along.
[whispering]
Now, a little
shoe polish--and,
I've got a Bob-omb, good
enough to fool a Goomba.
Help!
There's a big
ugly spider in here!
Help!
My yelling's gonna
keep you up all night,
unless you get this
spider out of here!
One false move and
you're mozzarella,
Goomba!
Let's have those keys.
What?
[sirens]
Huh?
Shhh.
[sirens]
[gasps]
[gasp]
Whoa!
Whoaaa!
Watch out!
Mama mia!
[laughing]
Whoa!
That's the last of
Koopatraz prison!
You'll never have
to go back Gramps.
Yup, I'm a free Mushroom!
Free to breathe the air,
free to walk the streets!
Free to buy us dinner.
[laughs]
Yea, why sure!
As a matter of fact, I
uh, packed us a snack,
from the prison mess hall!
[laughs]
Bread, and water, all around!
Tu adore pizza?
Il adore pizza,
nous adorons pizza,
vous adornez pizza,
ils adorons pizza.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait a minute will you Luigi?
Will you give it a
rest with that French?
You're givin' me a
French headache.
Yo Mario, I've got to practice
my verb conjugation if you
don't mind?
I mean how am I gonna impress
the ladies if I can't talk in
French about pizza?
Didn't I tell you to forget
the idea about impressing
girls with that there?
It'll never work!
It'll never work what am I
gonna do with you Mario?
Don't you know that French
is the language of love?
Didn't they teach
you that in school?
No, I took up shop.
In fact this French,
is Frenching me out.
Hey, why don't you go out
and, impress a bunch of girls?
Bonne filles.
Oh really?
That does it, Mario.
You are what we
call in French,
le grande, peasant, eh!
I'm going into the park, where
I can practice French without
being bothered, especially
by some le grande fatso,
like you!
Oh yea?
Oh yea?
Alright keep going.
And you know something?
Don't come back, don't come
back until you talk like my
brother!
Ok?
Ok, ok.
Go ahead, go to the park then.
Nope, he's not back yet.
Hey, now's a good time to
watch some scenes from the
next Legend of Zelda.
No, there's no
French in them at all.
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link,
the evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
[Zelda:] Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey, for you Zelda?
Anything!
No!
Oof.
Huh?
Oh no!
Ahhh!
Ah!
Well, not quite
what I planned,
but it will do.
I don't see any sign of Luigi.
[cuckoo]
Hey pizza man,
maybe he went to France!
[laughs]
Hey, where's he been all day?
I mean maybe I was a
little tough on him with
that French stuff.
Oh that must be Luigi.
Oh Luigi, say it
again, please?
Please?
Well, very well if
you insist, Madame.
Bonjour Mademoiselle.
You're so romantic.
Well thank you
very much, merci,
merci, my sweet.
The way you speak
French, is just,
tres beautiful.
Do you speak French?
No I don't.
Weren't you gonna show
me your French etchings,
my little French fry?
Well of course my
little fou fou.
Excuse me, we'll
see you later,
my little, vache espagnole.
[cuckoo]
Wow, hummina,
hummina, hummina,
hummina.
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
You better believe I am!
Let's see,
bonjour Mademoiselle,
means good day Madame.
Fromage, that's cheese.
Au revoir, that means goodbye.
Vache espagno-- my brother
called me a Spanish cow?
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side,
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario! ♪
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it! ♪
It's the Mario! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go! ♪
Do the Mario! ♪
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪