Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e58 Episode Script
Granpda vs. Grandpa/The Big Game Hunter
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NOW TO GET IGGY
AND SETTLE DOWN
TO AN AFTERNOON
OF TV AND SNACKIN'.
LAST NIGHT AT STATE PRISON
IN A DARING MIDNIGHT ESCAPE,
JACKKNIFE JAKE
BROKE FREE FROM YET ANOTHER
MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITY.
HE IS BELIEVED
TO BE HEADED TOWARD
THE TOWN OF WESTMINSTER.
HE IS VERY DANGEROUS.
REPEAT--VERY DANGEROUS.
USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN
APPROACHING THIS CRIMINAL.
IF YOU SPOT HIM,
CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE
DEPARTMENT IMMEDIATELY.
HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S GRANDPA!
YEAH. IT LOOKS LIKE
THE OLD BOY HIMSELF.
THANK YOU.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
THAT GUY'S
A DEADRINGER FOR ME.
EH HEH
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
WHERE CAN GRANDPA BE?
NO MATTER WHAT HE'S DONE,
HE'S STILL OUR GRANDPA.
WE'VE GOTTA STICK BY HIM.
I'M SURE
IT'S A MISTAKE ANYWAY.
YEAH. IT'D HAVE TO
BE A MISTAKE.
THE OLD GUY WOULD
NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG.
GRANDPA!
HI, FELLAS.
BOY, AM I BEAT.
I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS
AND TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
EASY, FELLAS!
I CAN MAKE IT MYSELF.
OW!
SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY'S
GOT IT PRETTY GOOD.
IT SHOULD BE EASY TO TAKE,
POSIN' AS HIM. HEH HEH HEH.
WHILE THOSE KIDS
ARE KEEPIN' THAT GUY
BUSY UPSTAIRS,
I'LL JUST--NUTS!
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE ELSE WAS HERE.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
BEFORE SHE SEES ME.
GRANDPA, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE IN
YOUR WORK CLOTHES.
I HAVE ERRANDS
FOR YOU TO DO.
TAKE OUT THAT TRASH,
HANG THE LAUNDRY,
MOW THE LAWN.
WELL, COME ON!
GET GOING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I WANNA TAKE MY NAP
IN MY OWN BED.
MEOWMEOW.
HMM. WE CAN HIDE HIM IN HERE
UNTIL THE HEAT'S OFF.
UNH!
MAYBE WE SHOULDA
TAKEN THE TOYS
OUT FIRST.
NO.
HEY, WAIT!
STOP!
WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?
IGGY!
WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO
TO TAKE A NAP AROUND HERE?
FINISHED ALREADY?
GOOD.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
TO WAX THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
HMM!
I'LL BE OUT IN
THE YARD PRUNING
IF YOU NEED ME.
[SIGHS]
THIS IS WORSE THAN PRISON.
DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA.
WE'LL FIND A PLACE
TO HIDE YOU.
AHHAHH
THE BASEMENT!
MMM-YEAH.
FOR A MINUTE THERE
I DIDN'T THINK HE
WAS GONNA GET IT.
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
NOW I CAN DUMP
THIS CLEANIN' MACHINE
AND HEAD UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHANGE INTO
SOMETHIN' A LITTLE
MORE COMFORTABLE.
YEE-AH-OOH.
UH-OH. SOMEBODY'S COMIN'.
WHAH-OW!
WHEW! AHH
WELL, I DON'T THINK
THEY'LL EVER FIND
GRANDPA NOW.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP HIM
DOWN THERE?
THIS TIME, I'M GETTIN' IN
AND STAYIN' IN.
I GUESS WE CAN
RELAX FOR A WHILE.
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE
COULD POSSIBLY
HAPPEN?
HEH HEH HEH.
NOW TO GET OU
OF THIS PRISON GARB.
HA! NOW THIS'LL DO.
IN THIS OUTFIT,
NO ONE CAN TELL ME
APART FROM THIS GUY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
UH-OH!
HUH?
MEOW?
COME ON. CUT IT OUT.
LET ME GO.
PHEW!
PHEW!
WHOA!
WHOA!
OH, NO!
OH, NO!
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M GRANDPA.
I'M GRANDPA.
YOU CAN'
BE GRANPA
YOU CAN'
BE GRANDPA
'CAUSE
I'M GRANDPA.
'CAUSE
I'M GRANDPA.
SINCE BOTH OF YOU
CLAIM TO BE GRANDPA,
WHO IS THE OTHER GUY?
HE'S AN ESCAPED
HE'S CONVICT.
AN ESCAPED
CONVICT.
OK, GRANDPA
NUMBER ONE--
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE
ICE-CREAM FLAVOR?
HMNUH
CHOCOLATE.
Iggy: GRANDPA NUMBER 2?
STRAWBERRY.
CORRECT, GRANDPA NUMBER 2.
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
ISSTRAWBERRY.
GRANDPA NUMBER 2,
WHAT PART DID I PLAY
IN THE LAST SCHOOL PLAY?
EASY. YOU
PLAYED A TREE.
NOW I KNOW I'VE GOT YA!
IGGY, YOU
PLAYED A MUSHROOM,
NOT A TREE.
WRONG
BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO PLAY A MUSHROOM,
BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE,
THEY CHANGED MY PAR
TO A TREE.
GRANDPA WOULDN'T FORGET THA
I'M THE REAL GRANDPA,
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
ONLY THE REAL GRANDPA
WOULD KNOW WHO
SMUDGED THE GRADES
ON YOUR LAST REPORT CARD
BEFORE I GOT TO SIGN IT,
IGGY.
AH HA HA. AH HA
MEOW!
GRANDPA!
OK, SO I'M
NOT YOUR GRANDPA.
I'M GETTIN
OUTTA HERE,
AND YOU
CAN'T STOP ME.
COME ON. WE CAN'
LET HIM GET AWAY.
YOOH HOO-HOO
HOO HOO-HOO!
YOOH HOO-HOO
HOO HOO-HOO!
NOW TO SEE WHAT'S
BEHIND DOOR ONE
IF AT FIRS
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
LOOK BEHIND ANOTHER DOOR.
EENIE MEANIE MINEY MO
CATCH A CROOK,
BY THE TOE.
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
OOF!
[CRASH]
JACKKNIFE JAKE,
WE FOLLOWED YA HERE.
NOW WE'RE TAKIN' YA
BACK TO JAIL.
YEAH. TAKE HIM AWAY,
OFFICERS.
HUH?
2 JAKES?
OH, NO.
OFFICERS
ONE OF THESE FELLOWS
IS MY GRANDPA,
BUT RIGHT NOW
I'M NOT SURE
WHICH ONE IT IS.
I'M THE REAL
GRANDPA.
I'M THE REAL
GRANDPA.
OH, NO!
NOT AGAIN.
WELL, YOU'RE ALL
GOING TO HAVE TO
COME DOWNTOWN WITH US.
WE'LL SORT IT OU
DOWN THERE.
I'LL SETTLE THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
I'LL GIVE 'EM
THE HEATHCLIFF TEST.
OW!
OW!
NICE, KITTY.
HEATHCLIFF!
GRANDPA!
TAKE HIM AWAY,
OFFICERS.
COME ON, JAKE.
THANKS, FELLAS.
AW, GEE, GRANDPA,
IT WAS NOTHIN'.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AND ONE LAST THING--
IF I EVER GET MY HANDS
ON THAT KID AND THAT CA
THAT HELPED CAPTURE ME,
PAH-TOOEY!
PAH-TOOEY!
THEY'LL BE VERY SORRY.
AND AS FOR
THAT NUTMEG FELLOW,
HE WAS ONE GOOD-LOOKIN' GUY.
[SNICKERING]
BUT THAT KID AND THAT CAT,
THEY'RE NOTHIN'
BUT TROUBLEMAKERS.
WHY, IF I WERE
THEIR GRANDPA, I'D--
YEOW!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY]
HEY, YOU GUYS.
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
DUHWHAT HAPPENED?
SOMEBODY SWIPE
THE RADIO?
QUIET!
THERE'S AN AWARDS PRESENTATION
TODAY AT THE PARK.
THEY'RE GIVING OU
FREE FOOD.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CHECK IT OUT?
NAH! IT'S PROBABLY
THAT JUNK FOOD
ONLY PEOPLE EAT.
AND I QUOTE,
"SERVED WILL BE
FISH AND CHIPS."
WHOO!
IT SAYS HERE
THAT SIR PERCIVAL SWINEFORD
WILL BE ACCEPTING A TROPHY
FOR BEING THE WORLD'S
GREATEST BIG GAME HUNTER.
I TELL YA, THOSE HUMANS
ARE SO EGOTISTICAL.
THEY'RE ALWAYS GIVING
EACH OTHER TROPHIES.
YOU SAID IT!YOU SAID IT!
HEY! WHAT THE?
[SCREECH]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
WHOA!
NICE WORK,
HECTOR.
THAT WAS FUN.
CAN WE DO IT AGAIN? HUH?
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE,
MUNGO.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I AM PROUD
TO ACCEPT THIS TROPHY
FOR THE WORLD'S GREATES
BIG GAME HUNTER.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
THE FISH 'N' CHIPS
ARE HIGH AND DRY.
PUH-RUHHHT!
I'VE RECEIVED
MANY SUCH AWARDS
AND STRONGLY DESERVE EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.
WHAT A MODEST FELLA.
THERE IS NOT AN ANIMAL
IN THE WORLD
THAT I CANNOT CAPTURE.
OUCH.
YES!
YES!
YUH!
YUH!
FIRST OF ALL, HUMANS
ARE SMARTER THAN ANIMALS.
THE NERVE
OF THIS GUY.
JUST FOR THAT,
I'M GONNA SWIPE
HIS TROPHY.
All: WE'LL WAIT HERE.
WITH THE AID OF MY
TRUSTY HUNTING DOG SIDNEY,
I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP.
MANY OF YOU OUT THERE,
ESPECIALLY THE LADIES,
ARE NO DOUB
ADMIRING MY PHYSIQUE.
THAT'S BECAUSE I STRONGLY
BELIEVE IN EXERCI-I-I-ISE!
AAH!
ATENTION!
WHOA-OH-OH!
OH!
ARGH!
GENTLEMEN,
I WILL PROVE MY BRAVENESS
TO YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.
I WILL CAPTURE THAT CAT.
[MUNGO IMITATES
MOTOR REVVING]
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK SIR PERCIVAL'S
FIRST MOVE IS GONNA BE?
MOST PROBABLY,
HE'S GONNA RELY
ON SOMETHIN' SIMPLE,
LIKE BAIT ME WITH FISH.
I'M NOT WORRIED.
I MEAN,
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
COME OUT OF THE SKY
AND DROP A NET ON ME?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HEY, MUNGO,
YOUR MOTOR'S SOUNDIN'
PRETTY GOOD.
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH. THANKS, HECTOR.
BUT MY MOTOR
AIN'T RUNNIN' NO MORE.
[AIRPLANE APPROACHES]
EE-UHH!
WHOO HOO HOO-HOO!
WHEW!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW.
MEOW.
THAT'S THE MOS
PATHETIC IMITATION
OF A CAT I'VE EVER HEARD.
WHO IS THAT TURKEY
TRYIN' TO KID?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S AN INSUL
TO CATS!
HERE! HERE!
NO FAIR THERE.
FISH!
MEOW.
MEOW.
PERCY, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY.
MEOW.
MEOW.
[SCUFFLING]OUCH!
YEE-OUCH!
STOP THIS INSTANTLY.
YOU RUFFIANS!
HEEL!
HARR HARR HARR!
HUH. WHAT DO YA
MAKE OF THAT?
THAT'S EASY.
SIDNEY DON'T LIKE FISH
'CAUSE HE'S A DOGGIE.
Riff Raff: DO WHAT YOU
DO BEST, MUNGO--EAT!
AIN'T YA HAVIN' ANY?
I'M GOING ON A PICNIC
WITH CLEO.
SHE'S COOKED UP
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
AIN'T THA
KINDA DANGEROUS?
NO, NOT SINCE SHE'S
LEARNED HOW TO COOK.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
THAT RIFF RAFF
WILL NEVER EXPECT THIS.
ONCE SIDNEY SCARES HIM OFF,
HE'LL RUN RIGH
INTO MY CAGE.
OH-ARGH!
ACK! ACK!
AROO! AROO!
[COUGHING]
UH-OH! I HAD A FEELING
SIR PERCIVAL WOULD
BE LURKING AROUND.
COME ON!
NOT NOW, SIDNEY.
CAN YOU SEE I'M ABOU
TO CAPTURE RIFF RAFF?
[ROAR]
MOMMY!
[ROAR]
[CRASH]
SIDNEY, IT'S TIME
WE DO SOMETHING SNEAKY.
NOW THAT YOU'VE
DEFACED MY HOME,
LEROY,
WHAT'S ON
YOUR LITTLE MIND?
SIR PERCIVAL'S
CAPTURED CLEO.
HE'S HOLDING HER
UP IN HIS MANSION.
WHAT? HE'S GOT CLEO?
I'VE GOT TO RESCUE HER.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AH!
WHAT'S UP,
DOG BREATH?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
YOU CLOWNS WON'T BE
LAUGHIN' FOR LONG.
RIFF'S WALKIN'
RIGHT INTO A TRAP
AT SIR PERCIVAL'S MANSION.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEY, MAN, LET'S
MAKE WITH A PLAN.
THAT CAT IS AS GOOD
AS CAPTURED.
I WANT A PRESS CONFERENCE
HELD IMMEDIATELY.
COMPARED TO THE JUNGLES
OF AFRICA,
THIS WILL BE CHILD'S PLAY,
EH, SIDNEY?
BRILLIANT IDEA OF MINE,
HAVING YOU SPREAD THE WORD
THAT CLEO WAS CAPTURED
AND TRICKING THAT CA
INTO COMING HERE.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
[GRRR]
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH CHEATING, SIDNEY.
NOW, COME BACK HERE
AT ONCE!
NOW, THAT'S MY GOOD OLD,
DOGGIE-WOGGY.
[WHISPERING]
THANKS, SIDNEY.
WITH CLEO SAFE, THAT SURE
IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND.
IT'S NICE TO SEE A MUT
GET A NEW LEASE ON LIFE.
OK, SIR PERCIVAL SWINEFORD,
I'M MAD, AND I'M GONNA
TAKE THAT TROPHY FROM YA.
I'LL GET YOU!
[TARZAN YELL]
ALL RIGHT, DRIVER, HIT IT!
FOLLOW THAT KANGAROO!
NOW I'VE GOTCHA!
DRAT!
HANG A LEFT HERE.
WHOA!
THE TV MONITOR IN MY STUDY
WILL SHOW ME EXACTLY
WHERE HE'S HIDING.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
YOU'RE TRAPPED, PUSSYCAT.
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
YOU IMPUDENT CAT,
LET ME OUT!
HELP!
COME BACK
WITH MY TROPHY!
LET ME OUT OF HERE
YOUIDIOTS!
WE MADE IT TOO LATE
TO HELP RIFF RAFF THE GREAT.
WHAT A GUY!
WHAT A GUY!WHAT A GUY!
AND NOW,
I PRESENT THIS TROPHY
TO A MOST DESERVING CAT
ME.
OOH!
YEE-OW!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
EVERYONE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN,
NAMELY ALL
THE LITTLE PEOPLE
WITHOUT WHOM NONE
OF THIS COULD BE POSSIBLE.
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT'S ALWAYS ON THE GO,
LIKE MYSELF, YOUR PARAKEET MIGH
GET LONELY.
PLACING A SMALL MIRROR IN ITS
CAGE
WILL QUICKLY SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINALLY MEETS CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
NOW TO GET IGGY
AND SETTLE DOWN
TO AN AFTERNOON
OF TV AND SNACKIN'.
LAST NIGHT AT STATE PRISON
IN A DARING MIDNIGHT ESCAPE,
JACKKNIFE JAKE
BROKE FREE FROM YET ANOTHER
MAXIMUM SECURITY FACILITY.
HE IS BELIEVED
TO BE HEADED TOWARD
THE TOWN OF WESTMINSTER.
HE IS VERY DANGEROUS.
REPEAT--VERY DANGEROUS.
USE EXTREME CAUTION WHEN
APPROACHING THIS CRIMINAL.
IF YOU SPOT HIM,
CALL YOUR LOCAL POLICE
DEPARTMENT IMMEDIATELY.
HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S GRANDPA!
YEAH. IT LOOKS LIKE
THE OLD BOY HIMSELF.
THANK YOU.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
THAT GUY'S
A DEADRINGER FOR ME.
EH HEH
THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
OH, HEATHCLIFF,
WHERE CAN GRANDPA BE?
NO MATTER WHAT HE'S DONE,
HE'S STILL OUR GRANDPA.
WE'VE GOTTA STICK BY HIM.
I'M SURE
IT'S A MISTAKE ANYWAY.
YEAH. IT'D HAVE TO
BE A MISTAKE.
THE OLD GUY WOULD
NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG.
GRANDPA!
HI, FELLAS.
BOY, AM I BEAT.
I THINK I'LL GO UPSTAIRS
AND TAKE A LITTLE NAP.
EASY, FELLAS!
I CAN MAKE IT MYSELF.
OW!
SAY, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS GUY'S
GOT IT PRETTY GOOD.
IT SHOULD BE EASY TO TAKE,
POSIN' AS HIM. HEH HEH HEH.
WHILE THOSE KIDS
ARE KEEPIN' THAT GUY
BUSY UPSTAIRS,
I'LL JUST--NUTS!
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE ELSE WAS HERE.
I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE
BEFORE SHE SEES ME.
GRANDPA, WHERE
HAVE YOU BEEN?
OH, GOOD.
YOU'RE IN
YOUR WORK CLOTHES.
I HAVE ERRANDS
FOR YOU TO DO.
TAKE OUT THAT TRASH,
HANG THE LAUNDRY,
MOW THE LAWN.
WELL, COME ON!
GET GOING.
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
I WANNA TAKE MY NAP
IN MY OWN BED.
MEOWMEOW.
HMM. WE CAN HIDE HIM IN HERE
UNTIL THE HEAT'S OFF.
UNH!
MAYBE WE SHOULDA
TAKEN THE TOYS
OUT FIRST.
NO.
HEY, WAIT!
STOP!
WHAT ARE YA DOIN'?
IGGY!
WHAT'S A GUY GOTTA DO
TO TAKE A NAP AROUND HERE?
FINISHED ALREADY?
GOOD.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
TO WAX THE KITCHEN FLOOR.
HMM!
I'LL BE OUT IN
THE YARD PRUNING
IF YOU NEED ME.
[SIGHS]
THIS IS WORSE THAN PRISON.
DON'T WORRY, GRANDPA.
WE'LL FIND A PLACE
TO HIDE YOU.
AHHAHH
THE BASEMENT!
MMM-YEAH.
FOR A MINUTE THERE
I DIDN'T THINK HE
WAS GONNA GET IT.
OH, NO.
NOT AGAIN.
NOW I CAN DUMP
THIS CLEANIN' MACHINE
AND HEAD UPSTAIRS.
I'LL CHANGE INTO
SOMETHIN' A LITTLE
MORE COMFORTABLE.
YEE-AH-OOH.
UH-OH. SOMEBODY'S COMIN'.
WHAH-OW!
WHEW! AHH
WELL, I DON'T THINK
THEY'LL EVER FIND
GRANDPA NOW.
GEE, HEATHCLIFF,
HOW LONG DO YOU THINK
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP HIM
DOWN THERE?
THIS TIME, I'M GETTIN' IN
AND STAYIN' IN.
I GUESS WE CAN
RELAX FOR A WHILE.
I MEAN, WHAT ELSE
COULD POSSIBLY
HAPPEN?
HEH HEH HEH.
NOW TO GET OU
OF THIS PRISON GARB.
HA! NOW THIS'LL DO.
IN THIS OUTFIT,
NO ONE CAN TELL ME
APART FROM THIS GUY.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
UH-OH!
HUH?
MEOW?
COME ON. CUT IT OUT.
LET ME GO.
PHEW!
PHEW!
WHOA!
WHOA!
OH, NO!
OH, NO!
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE YOU?
I'M GRANDPA.
I'M GRANDPA.
YOU CAN'
BE GRANPA
YOU CAN'
BE GRANDPA
'CAUSE
I'M GRANDPA.
'CAUSE
I'M GRANDPA.
SINCE BOTH OF YOU
CLAIM TO BE GRANDPA,
WHO IS THE OTHER GUY?
HE'S AN ESCAPED
HE'S CONVICT.
AN ESCAPED
CONVICT.
OK, GRANDPA
NUMBER ONE--
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE
ICE-CREAM FLAVOR?
HMNUH
CHOCOLATE.
Iggy: GRANDPA NUMBER 2?
STRAWBERRY.
CORRECT, GRANDPA NUMBER 2.
MY FAVORITE FLAVOR
ISSTRAWBERRY.
GRANDPA NUMBER 2,
WHAT PART DID I PLAY
IN THE LAST SCHOOL PLAY?
EASY. YOU
PLAYED A TREE.
NOW I KNOW I'VE GOT YA!
IGGY, YOU
PLAYED A MUSHROOM,
NOT A TREE.
WRONG
BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I WAS SUPPOSED
TO PLAY A MUSHROOM,
BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE,
THEY CHANGED MY PAR
TO A TREE.
GRANDPA WOULDN'T FORGET THA
I'M THE REAL GRANDPA,
AND I CAN PROVE IT.
ONLY THE REAL GRANDPA
WOULD KNOW WHO
SMUDGED THE GRADES
ON YOUR LAST REPORT CARD
BEFORE I GOT TO SIGN IT,
IGGY.
AH HA HA. AH HA
MEOW!
GRANDPA!
OK, SO I'M
NOT YOUR GRANDPA.
I'M GETTIN
OUTTA HERE,
AND YOU
CAN'T STOP ME.
COME ON. WE CAN'
LET HIM GET AWAY.
YOOH HOO-HOO
HOO HOO-HOO!
YOOH HOO-HOO
HOO HOO-HOO!
NOW TO SEE WHAT'S
BEHIND DOOR ONE
IF AT FIRS
YOU DON'T SUCCEED,
LOOK BEHIND ANOTHER DOOR.
EENIE MEANIE MINEY MO
CATCH A CROOK,
BY THE TOE.
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM.
OOF!
[CRASH]
JACKKNIFE JAKE,
WE FOLLOWED YA HERE.
NOW WE'RE TAKIN' YA
BACK TO JAIL.
YEAH. TAKE HIM AWAY,
OFFICERS.
HUH?
2 JAKES?
OH, NO.
OFFICERS
ONE OF THESE FELLOWS
IS MY GRANDPA,
BUT RIGHT NOW
I'M NOT SURE
WHICH ONE IT IS.
I'M THE REAL
GRANDPA.
I'M THE REAL
GRANDPA.
OH, NO!
NOT AGAIN.
WELL, YOU'RE ALL
GOING TO HAVE TO
COME DOWNTOWN WITH US.
WE'LL SORT IT OU
DOWN THERE.
I'LL SETTLE THIS
ONCE AND FOR ALL.
I'LL GIVE 'EM
THE HEATHCLIFF TEST.
OW!
OW!
NICE, KITTY.
HEATHCLIFF!
GRANDPA!
TAKE HIM AWAY,
OFFICERS.
COME ON, JAKE.
THANKS, FELLAS.
AW, GEE, GRANDPA,
IT WAS NOTHIN'.
HA HA HA HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AND ONE LAST THING--
IF I EVER GET MY HANDS
ON THAT KID AND THAT CA
THAT HELPED CAPTURE ME,
PAH-TOOEY!
PAH-TOOEY!
THEY'LL BE VERY SORRY.
AND AS FOR
THAT NUTMEG FELLOW,
HE WAS ONE GOOD-LOOKIN' GUY.
[SNICKERING]
BUT THAT KID AND THAT CAT,
THEY'RE NOTHIN'
BUT TROUBLEMAKERS.
WHY, IF I WERE
THEIR GRANDPA, I'D--
YEOW!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
[MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY]
HEY, YOU GUYS.
[TURNS MUSIC OFF]
DUHWHAT HAPPENED?
SOMEBODY SWIPE
THE RADIO?
QUIET!
THERE'S AN AWARDS PRESENTATION
TODAY AT THE PARK.
THEY'RE GIVING OU
FREE FOOD.
WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE CHECK IT OUT?
NAH! IT'S PROBABLY
THAT JUNK FOOD
ONLY PEOPLE EAT.
AND I QUOTE,
"SERVED WILL BE
FISH AND CHIPS."
WHOO!
IT SAYS HERE
THAT SIR PERCIVAL SWINEFORD
WILL BE ACCEPTING A TROPHY
FOR BEING THE WORLD'S
GREATEST BIG GAME HUNTER.
I TELL YA, THOSE HUMANS
ARE SO EGOTISTICAL.
THEY'RE ALWAYS GIVING
EACH OTHER TROPHIES.
YOU SAID IT!YOU SAID IT!
HEY! WHAT THE?
[SCREECH]
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
AAH!
WHOA!
NICE WORK,
HECTOR.
THAT WAS FUN.
CAN WE DO IT AGAIN? HUH?
YOU'RE INCREDIBLE,
MUNGO.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I AM PROUD
TO ACCEPT THIS TROPHY
FOR THE WORLD'S GREATES
BIG GAME HUNTER.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE,
BUT IT LOOKS LIKE
THE FISH 'N' CHIPS
ARE HIGH AND DRY.
PUH-RUHHHT!
I'VE RECEIVED
MANY SUCH AWARDS
AND STRONGLY DESERVE EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF THEM.
WHAT A MODEST FELLA.
THERE IS NOT AN ANIMAL
IN THE WORLD
THAT I CANNOT CAPTURE.
OUCH.
YES!
YES!
YUH!
YUH!
FIRST OF ALL, HUMANS
ARE SMARTER THAN ANIMALS.
THE NERVE
OF THIS GUY.
JUST FOR THAT,
I'M GONNA SWIPE
HIS TROPHY.
All: WE'LL WAIT HERE.
WITH THE AID OF MY
TRUSTY HUNTING DOG SIDNEY,
I ALWAYS COME OUT ON TOP.
MANY OF YOU OUT THERE,
ESPECIALLY THE LADIES,
ARE NO DOUB
ADMIRING MY PHYSIQUE.
THAT'S BECAUSE I STRONGLY
BELIEVE IN EXERCI-I-I-ISE!
AAH!
ATENTION!
WHOA-OH-OH!
OH!
ARGH!
GENTLEMEN,
I WILL PROVE MY BRAVENESS
TO YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.
I WILL CAPTURE THAT CAT.
[MUNGO IMITATES
MOTOR REVVING]
SO WHAT DO YOU
THINK SIR PERCIVAL'S
FIRST MOVE IS GONNA BE?
MOST PROBABLY,
HE'S GONNA RELY
ON SOMETHIN' SIMPLE,
LIKE BAIT ME WITH FISH.
I'M NOT WORRIED.
I MEAN,
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
COME OUT OF THE SKY
AND DROP A NET ON ME?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
HEY, MUNGO,
YOUR MOTOR'S SOUNDIN'
PRETTY GOOD.
HA HA HA HA!
YEAH. THANKS, HECTOR.
BUT MY MOTOR
AIN'T RUNNIN' NO MORE.
[AIRPLANE APPROACHES]
EE-UHH!
WHOO HOO HOO-HOO!
WHEW!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
MEOW
MEOW
MEOW.
MEOW.
THAT'S THE MOS
PATHETIC IMITATION
OF A CAT I'VE EVER HEARD.
WHO IS THAT TURKEY
TRYIN' TO KID?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S AN INSUL
TO CATS!
HERE! HERE!
NO FAIR THERE.
FISH!
MEOW.
MEOW.
PERCY, YOU'RE A GENIUS.
THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY.
MEOW.
MEOW.
[SCUFFLING]OUCH!
YEE-OUCH!
STOP THIS INSTANTLY.
YOU RUFFIANS!
HEEL!
HARR HARR HARR!
HUH. WHAT DO YA
MAKE OF THAT?
THAT'S EASY.
SIDNEY DON'T LIKE FISH
'CAUSE HE'S A DOGGIE.
Riff Raff: DO WHAT YOU
DO BEST, MUNGO--EAT!
AIN'T YA HAVIN' ANY?
I'M GOING ON A PICNIC
WITH CLEO.
SHE'S COOKED UP
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
AIN'T THA
KINDA DANGEROUS?
NO, NOT SINCE SHE'S
LEARNED HOW TO COOK.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
THAT RIFF RAFF
WILL NEVER EXPECT THIS.
ONCE SIDNEY SCARES HIM OFF,
HE'LL RUN RIGH
INTO MY CAGE.
OH-ARGH!
ACK! ACK!
AROO! AROO!
[COUGHING]
UH-OH! I HAD A FEELING
SIR PERCIVAL WOULD
BE LURKING AROUND.
COME ON!
NOT NOW, SIDNEY.
CAN YOU SEE I'M ABOU
TO CAPTURE RIFF RAFF?
[ROAR]
MOMMY!
[ROAR]
[CRASH]
SIDNEY, IT'S TIME
WE DO SOMETHING SNEAKY.
NOW THAT YOU'VE
DEFACED MY HOME,
LEROY,
WHAT'S ON
YOUR LITTLE MIND?
SIR PERCIVAL'S
CAPTURED CLEO.
HE'S HOLDING HER
UP IN HIS MANSION.
WHAT? HE'S GOT CLEO?
I'VE GOT TO RESCUE HER.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AH!
WHAT'S UP,
DOG BREATH?
HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
YOU CLOWNS WON'T BE
LAUGHIN' FOR LONG.
RIFF'S WALKIN'
RIGHT INTO A TRAP
AT SIR PERCIVAL'S MANSION.
EH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEY, MAN, LET'S
MAKE WITH A PLAN.
THAT CAT IS AS GOOD
AS CAPTURED.
I WANT A PRESS CONFERENCE
HELD IMMEDIATELY.
COMPARED TO THE JUNGLES
OF AFRICA,
THIS WILL BE CHILD'S PLAY,
EH, SIDNEY?
BRILLIANT IDEA OF MINE,
HAVING YOU SPREAD THE WORD
THAT CLEO WAS CAPTURED
AND TRICKING THAT CA
INTO COMING HERE.
DON'T YOU AGREE?
[GRRR]
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH CHEATING, SIDNEY.
NOW, COME BACK HERE
AT ONCE!
NOW, THAT'S MY GOOD OLD,
DOGGIE-WOGGY.
[WHISPERING]
THANKS, SIDNEY.
WITH CLEO SAFE, THAT SURE
IS A LOAD OFF MY MIND.
IT'S NICE TO SEE A MUT
GET A NEW LEASE ON LIFE.
OK, SIR PERCIVAL SWINEFORD,
I'M MAD, AND I'M GONNA
TAKE THAT TROPHY FROM YA.
I'LL GET YOU!
[TARZAN YELL]
ALL RIGHT, DRIVER, HIT IT!
FOLLOW THAT KANGAROO!
NOW I'VE GOTCHA!
DRAT!
HANG A LEFT HERE.
WHOA!
THE TV MONITOR IN MY STUDY
WILL SHOW ME EXACTLY
WHERE HE'S HIDING.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
YOU'RE TRAPPED, PUSSYCAT.
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
YOU IMPUDENT CAT,
LET ME OUT!
HELP!
COME BACK
WITH MY TROPHY!
LET ME OUT OF HERE
YOUIDIOTS!
WE MADE IT TOO LATE
TO HELP RIFF RAFF THE GREAT.
WHAT A GUY!
WHAT A GUY!WHAT A GUY!
AND NOW,
I PRESENT THIS TROPHY
TO A MOST DESERVING CAT
ME.
OOH!
YEE-OW!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK
EVERYONE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN,
NAMELY ALL
THE LITTLE PEOPLE
WITHOUT WHOM NONE
OF THIS COULD BE POSSIBLE.
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!
IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF PERSON
THAT'S ALWAYS ON THE GO,
LIKE MYSELF, YOUR PARAKEET MIGH
GET LONELY.
PLACING A SMALL MIRROR IN ITS
CAGE
WILL QUICKLY SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.
WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION