The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e62 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the brink!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
Oh no, oh no,
what am I gonna do?
Rowdy Roddy Piper that
mean and huge wrestler,
is gonna be here any minute!
Could you give me a
little hand here Mario?
[bagpipes playing]
Yea, yea, yea,
what's the matter Luigi?
I mean what's the matter?
Look, Rowdy Roddy
Piper that mean wrestler,
he left his bagpipes
here for me to fix,
and I can't find 'em anywhere!
Ah you meatball
we're plumbers,
we don't fix bagpipes.
Yea I know that,
and you know that,
but I wasn't gonna tell
Rowdy Roddy Piper that!
What am I gonna do?
[ding dong]
Here, vacuum a little bit
it'll relax you while I get
the door.
Alright.
Yo Mario, where'd we
get this vacuum cleaner?
It sure looks familiar.
Ahh I fixed it with some old
junk I had laying around the
house.
Oh.
Oh Luigi, it's not
Rowdy Roddy Piper,
it's some hairy lady
with a plaid dress.
Now that's a mistake
most people make just once!
My name is Rowdy Roddy
Piper, and I want my bagpipes!
Hey I was only kidding Roddy.
Well I'll tell ya the truth,
I wouldn't wear a skirt,
especially in the
streets of Brooklyn.
[hiss]
I want my antique
family heirloom bagpipes.
Well--
Uh oh.
Are those my bagpipes!?
No sir big angry person.
This, is an
imported Scottish vacuum,
that comes directly from
the McBronx Vacuum Company,
one of a kind, an original.
McBronx?
Yes sir, McBronx.
Then turn it on!
Yes sir.
[bagpipes playing]
[coughing]
Mario, something
tells me, we blew it.
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log number 3312.
We were down in Down Under
Land searching for a magic
statue, that might help the
Princess protect her kingdom.
Problem is, we arrived just
as the statue was leaving!
Thief!
Thief!
It's Kangaroo Koopa!
Stop him, mates!
Outta my way, the
statue is mine!
Yeow!
And the crocodiles are yours!
It's not a g'day mates.
That magic statue Koopa stole
is our protection against the
crocodiles.
[yelling]
Now they'll eat
everyone in town!
I was hoping we'd have
lunch, not be lunch!
Toad!
Look out!
Oh dear!
I think he wants
Toad for an appetizer.
If I don't get to eat,
neither does that crocodile!
I gotcha!
[growling]
Put that croc
in shock, Mario!
Yeow!
No wonder my crocodile skin
suitcase was always so hard to
close.
Stop him Mario!
Tell him Italian food
is not in his diet!
I'm warnin' you swamp
breath, stay where you are!
Please?
You call that a
plumber's helper?
Now this is a
plumber's helper!
[growl]
Way to go, Crocodile Mario!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
This way mates!
The only safe place is out
on top of our general store!
What happens if those
crocodiles decide to chew this
building down?
When we get down
to street level,
they start chewin' us!
The mate's right!
The only thing that can save
us now is our magic statue!
Mario!
Luigi!
You've gotta get
back that magic statue!
We heard ya Princess!
But we're a
little busy right now!
[growling]
Looks like you
made him so mad,
he brought his
buddies to finish us off!
We're not finished yet!
Piggyback Luigi, piggyback!
I guess we showed those
crocodiles whose boss.
They won't snack on us.
No, but they can still
get to Princess and Toad.
Come on, we gotta get that
magic statue back from Koopa!
I'll look out for the
danger, and you steer.
I think you'd
better steer Mario.
Why's that?
Because I'm not
opening my eyes,
until we're safely outta here.
Jumping gelato!
It's a Birdoroo attack!
Yea, and they're hopping
mad we invaded their swamp!
Those rotten egg
Birdoroos, are gonna sink us!
Quick, paddle to
the other side!
I never thought those faucet
flops would pick up my trail!
But one thing's for sure, they
won't trail me any farther.
Koopa Pack, attack!
Boomerang 'em!
[gasps]
Good news Luigi, I
think we found Koopa!
How lucky can we get?
If the
boomerangs don't get us,
the Birdoroo eggs will.
Nah, we'll get away
from both of them.
It's those rapids we
have to worry about!
[Luigi:] Leapin' lasagna!
Whoaaa!
[Luigi:] We'll crash
up on the rocks!
I just hope Mario and Luigi
bring that magic statue back
before this
building collapses!
You're right, Princess.
It would be especially nice
if those Mario mates got back
before the big barbecue!
[Toad:] Yeah, because
the barbecue is us!
Don't worry.
I'm sure Mario and Luigi are
doing everything they can.
Mario!
We're headin' right
for that big rock!
I hope it can steer
better than we can!
We're gonna crash Luigi!
I knew we should've
built this raft with brakes.
At last those pesky
plumbers are all washed up.
[laughs]
I love Down Under Land, it's
where the Mario Brothers went
down, and under.
[laughs]
Looks like that
rock's gonna pull our plug!
Not if Crocodile Mario has
anything to say about it.
My plumberang will save us!
All ashore who going ashore!
Abandon raft!
Plumbers and cowards first!
Geronimo!
Mario, I never knew
you were such a swinger.
Now to find out where Koopa's
hidden the magic statue.
[Toad:] If I'd known it was
gonna be this dangerous,
I would've gone
with Mario and Luigi.
Another few chomps,
and we're goners!
We'd better head
for higher ground,
mates.
[grunting]
Sorry dude, we gotta
borrow your tree for a while.
The Mario Brothers better
get back with the magic statue
soon, or there won't be
anything left to get back to!
What do ya mean ya
lost Koopa's trail?
I'm a plumber
Luigi, not a bloodhound!
If we can't find Koopa, then
we can't save the Princess!
What's that sound?
Whatever it is, it's
about to run over us.
Duck!
You're wrong Mario.
It wasn't ducks,
it was crocodiles!
Yea, scared crocodiles!
Scared of what?
That's it!
Luigi, you're a genius!
I am?
What'd I say?
Koopa, don't you get it?
They were running from Koopa!
He's got the magic statue
that scares crocodiles away!
I know he's got
the magic statue,
so what?
We can't find him,
we lost his trail.
But these crocodile tracks
should lead us right to Koopa!
Really?
I knew that.
You said I was a genius.
[snoring]
[Mario:] There's
the magic statue!
We'll grab it while
Koopa's not looking!
No worries!
No worries?
I got plenty of worries!
Whoa!
Oof.
Huh?
Hey, you pathetic
plunger pushers!
Give me that back!
That's mine!
I stole it myself!
Give me that statue!
No way Koopa!
Here Luigi, catch!
Ah, ah, ah, got him!
I just love playing
Koopa in the middle.
Ahhh!
If there's anything I
hate, it's a thief!
Me too Koopa!
And this is going
back where it belongs!
It's all yours, Princess!
Thanks Mario.
Come on statue, do your magic.
Protect this town again!
[Mario:] It's working!
The crocs are
stampeding outta here!
There's only one problem
Mario: we're in their way!
Hey Marios!
Grab this!
Whew!
That was close.
Not as close as it's
gonna be for Koopa,
look!
Whoa!
It's time to Koop
outta here fast!
Get back you
revolting reptiles!
Yiiiipe!
Ahh!
[laughing]
Thanks to you Mario mates,
it's finally been a very good
g'day.
So what do ya say we
throw a pizza on the barbie?
Yo, I'm almost done
scrubbing this stuff off.
You done with my bagpipes?
We've gotta buy some time.
Mario, go put some
bagpipe music on.
Are you kiddin'?
Bagpipe music?
Done with my bagpipes?
Here, maybe this
Celtic music will do.
How's that Roddy?
Well that's beautiful, ha
ha, never sounded better.
Now, do me a favour and
get me another towel,
this one's for kiddies ha ha.
I says, get me
another towel would ya?
Oh yea yea, here ya are Roddy.
Here, over here.
Oh thank you, thank you.
Boy I'm glad you're
done with my bagpipes,
because I sure hates it when
people messes me over I tell
ya, boy I tell ya.
We'll see who messes me over.
Ya messed me over!
[growls]
You think he's angry?
Are you kidding?
Hurry up with them bagpipes!
I gotta play the Scots
National Anthem at Madison
Square Garden tonight for a
fight and I'm late already.
Yea, you go to the Garden in a
skirt and you're gonna start a
fight.
[growls]
Ohh ha ha, we're
just kidding Roddy.
Kidding, kidding.
Just kidding.
Hurry up with that
bagpipe will you Luigi?
Alright I'm
finished, I'm finished.
Look at this!
What am I gonna do with that?
They're still hooked up
to the vacuum cleaner.
Oh don't worry
about that, watch this.
Hang on.
Huh?
[bagpipes playing]
[laughs]
I like my bagpipes,
why you guys is great,
you know that!?
I miss my bagpipes!
We aim to please.
[laughs]
Excuse me.
Yea?
Does this mean you're happy?
Oh boy oh boy, you
don't know how happy I am!
Oh am I happy.
Until next time, everybody
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪