Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s01e64 Episode Script

The Home Wrecker/In Search of Catlantis

HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
HE'S MIXING
WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GANG
WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
HE'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
DEFYING THEM
MEETS CALAMITY ♪
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH
O-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
HEATHCLIFF,
YOU'VE TAKEN OVER
AS FAR AS YOU'RE
GONNA TAKE OVER,
AND YOU'RE NO
TAKING OVER MY CHAIR.
OFF!
ALLOW ME.
UNCLAW THAT CUSHION,
YOU OVER-SPOILED FELINE.
YOU SNITCHED MY BACON
AT BREAKFAST.
I HAD TO WATCH
YOUR CARTOONS
INSTEAD OF
MY SPORTS PROGRAM.
BUT YOU'RE NO
TAKING OVER MY CHAIR.
IT'S ALL I HAVE LEFT.
THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET IT,
YOU FREE LOADING FLEABAG!
[MEOW]
[MEOW]
HEATHCLIFF, WHAT'S WRONG?
STOP THAT, YOU BIG BRUTE.
THERE, THERE
YOU'RE SAFE NOW, BABYKINS.
DADGUM, IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME.
I GET THE BLAME AND BABYKINS
GETS THE CUDDLE WUDDLES.
POOR BABYKINS.
SOME CUDDLE WUDDLING AND
A DISH OF NICE, WARM MILK
WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
HEY, EVERYBODY,
I'M HOME FROM SCHOOL!
JEEZ, WHO MADE THE MESS?
NEVER MIND, IGGY.
GRANDPA WILL CLEAN UP
HIS--UH, THE MESS
WHILE WE GO SHOPPING.
[SNIFFING]
OH, HEY,
I GOTTA TELL YOU
ABOUT NEWTON.
HE'S AN EXPERIMENTAL
MOUSE VISITING
OUR BIOLOGY CLASS.
AND HE'S WORLD FAMOUS,
TOO.
NEWTON'S THE FIRS
MOUSE ON THE MOON.
A SORT OF MOUSTRONAUT.
HA HA HA.
THAT'S NICE, IGGY.
NOW WE HAVE TO GO.
AND, DEAR, JUST REMEMBER
I WANT THE HOUSE SPIC AND SPAN
WHEN WE RETURN.
YES, DEAR.
HM, EITHER I SNIFFED
AN INVISIBLE MOUSE
OR MY IMAGINATION
SURE PACKS A WALLOP.
REMEMBER OUR TRUCE,
HEATHCLIFF.
YOU STAY ON YOUR SIDE OF
THE LINE NO MATTER WHAT.
AH, NOW TO RELAX
IN MY CHAIR,
WATCH MY SHOW, AND ENJOY
MY CHEESE SANDWICH.
AH, TRULY
A GASTRONOMICAL
DELIGHT.
THAT MUST BE NEWTON
THE SUPER MOUSE.
[CRUNCH]
YEOW!
MY FALSE TEETH![STATIC]
THE TV's ON THE BLINK.
WHAT IN TARNATION'S
GOING ON?
ALL RIGHTY, WHO'S
THE WISE GUY CULPRIT?
HEATHCLIFF?!
[MEOW]
A RODENT.
A CHEESE-SNITCHING
WISENHEIMER RODENT.
[BLBLBLBLBLT]
MOUSE HEAVEN,
HERE YOU COME!
YOU'RE THE CAT OF
THE HOUSE, HEATHCLIFF.
GET RID OF THAT MOUSE.
[YAWNS]
OH, I SEE. SINCE
THE MOUSE IS ON MY SIDE,
HE'S MY PROBLEM.
DON'T EXPECT ME TO BEG.
US NUTMEGS CAN STAND
ON OUR OWN 2 FEET.
WHOA!
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE.
HEATHCLIFF, DEAR FRIEND,
I APOLOGIZE FOR
MY DISRESPECT TO YOU.
AND HERE'S
A FULL CAN OF TUNA
AS A TOKEN OF
MY ESTEEM FOR YOU.
NOW PLEASE GET RID
OF THAT MOUSE.
PSST, NEWTON, THIS IS IT.
SEE? I'M STANDING ON
THE NEUTRAL LINE.
OH, YEAH? NOW YOU'RE NOT.
BUT THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
HA HA HA HA.
AND THIS IS
YOUR PROBLEM.
HA HA HA.
OOOH!
OH.
HEATHCLIFF, SINCE I'M
SUPERFIED IN EVERY WAY,
IT'S PHYSICALLY
IMPOSSIBLE TO REMOVE ME.
SO RELAX,
I'M TAKING OVER.
DON'T COUNT ON IT, RODENT.
OK, HAVE IT YOUR WAY.
HM, HEATHCLIFF'S
MET HIS MATCH.
AND HE'S ALSO
TEARING UP THE HOUSE.
BETTER GET HELP FAST.
AHA! JUST WHAT I NEED.
A ROBOT RODENT REMOVER.
"RESULTS GUARANTEED."
HELLO? THIS IS
THE NUTMEG RESIDENCE.
I GOT AN EMERGENCY.
SEND OVER A ROBOT RODEN
REMOVER AT ONCE.
THERE YOU GO, POPS.
THE SUPER ROBOT RODEN
REMOVER'S READY FOR ACTION.
UM, I SUGGEST YOU TAKE A WALK.
WHAT THE ROBOT DOES TO A RODEN
ISN'T PRETTY TO WATCH.
[MOTOR RUNS]
HUH?HUH?
PREPARE TO BE REMOVED,
RODENT.
RIGHT ON, ROBOT.
GO FOR IT.
HEY, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HEE HEE HEE.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
RODENT REMOVED.
HA HA HA HA.
SOME BIG DEAL
ROBOT REMOVER.
HE GOT AWAY.
NEGATIVE.
HM,
GRANDMA AIN'T GONNA APPRECIATE
GRANDPA'S REDECORATION.
NICE MOVE, ROBIE.
YOU ARE DEFEATED,
RODENT.
SORRY, PAL, BUT YOU'VE GO
YOUR ANTENNA CROSSED.
[ZZZZZZ]
OH, THIS THING'S
WEARING ME OUT.
I NEED A BREATHER.
BETTER HIDE, NEWTON,
HERE HE COMES AGAIN.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THE RODENT,
HE WENT THATAWAY.
HA HA HA HA.
HEY, I'M NOT THE RODENT.
USE YOUR SENSES, FELLA.
DO YOU DETECT ME AS A RODENT?
AFFIRMATIVE.
HELLO.
GOOD-BYE.
GUESS THIS IS IT.
AND I AIN'T EVEN A RODENT.
SORRY, HEATHCLIFF,
IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
I WAS HIDING IN YOUR FUR
SO HE WOULDN'T FIND ME.
YOU'RE MAKING
A MISTAKE, PAL.
YOU SURE ARE,
YOU WALKING JUNKYARD.
A CLEVER TRICK, RODENT,
BUT YOUR LAST.
NOW I WILL VACUUM YOU UP
INTO MY AUTO-SHREDDER.
"SUPER BUBBLE BATH."
YEAH, THIS MIGH
DO THE TRICK.
WATER BUBBLES.
THEY ARE SHORTING OU
MY DIALS.
MY MICRO-COMPUTER'S BEEN
DISCOMBOOBERATED.
MY PROBABILITY FACTOR
INDICATES ONE THING:
I AM GOING BONKERS!
WE DID IT, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU KNOW IT, NEWTON.
WHICH JUST PROVES US ANIMALS
HAVE IT ALL OVER MACHINES.
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
YES, INDEED, MY FRIEND.
AND WE HAD A FUN TIME
PROVING IT. HA HA HA.
TIME? OH, NO! IT'S TIME
THE FOLKS GOT HOME.
THIS PLACE IS A MESS.
RELAX, HEATHCLIFF.
I JUST GOT A SUPER IDEA.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR SUPER
IDEA, NEWTON?
SUPER AND SIMPLE,
HEATHCLIFF.
A SIMPLE REPAIR
AND REPROGRAMMING JOB
AND PRESTO
A NEW ROBOT.
A SUPER HOUSECLEANING
ROBOT. HA HA HA.
WELL, I'LL BE DADGUM.
HM, LOOKS LIKE THE RODEN
REMOVER REMOVED THE RODENT.
BUT WHO CLEANED UP
THE PLACE?
NEWTON, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
HEATHCLIFF? THE RODENT?
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON IS I'M
GOING TO INVITE THIS
[SIGHS]
WORLD FAMOUS MOUSE TO BE
OUR WEEKEND GUEST.
OH, NO!
RELAX, GRANDPA,
I'VE GOTTA GET NEWTON
BACK TO SCHOOL
OR I'LL BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.
COME ON BACK SOON,
NEWTON, OLD PAL.
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
BUT IT'S SAFER
IN OUTER SPACE
THAN IT IS
AROUND HERE.
HA HA HA HA HA.
HEE HEE HEE HEE.
HA HA HA HA.
[BLBLBLBLBLT]
OH!
OOH!
YEOW!
WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOA!
HA HA HA HA.
WHOA!
WHOA!
OOH!
WHOA!
OOOH!
MUNGO!
MUNGO,
MUNGO, SPEAK TO ME.
MOMMY.
LET GO OF ME!
A TREASURE MAP.
Girl on phone:
WELL, WHAT KIND OF GIRL
DO YOU THINK I AM?
I MEAN I WAN
DIAMONDS AND JEWELS.
I MEAN I JUST DON'
GO OUT WITH YOU
FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW.
I WANT SOMETHING IN RETURN.
BUT, BUT, I KNOW, BUT
JEWELS, GOWNS
WHERE DOES SHE EXPECT ME
TO GET THAT KIND OF MONEY?
ROB A BANK?
OOH.
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH.
RICH. RICH.
SO MUCH MONEY
IT AIN'T FUNNY.
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?
IT'S A MAP OF THE LOS
CITY OF CATLANTIS.
DUH, I THOUGHT I
WAS A TREASURE MAP.
EVEN BETTER. CATLANTIS
IS THIS UNDERSEA CITY
WITH MORE TREASURE
THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.
MORE THAN KING TUT,
MORE THAN CAESAR,
MORE THAN
MORE THAN PHEW!
THAT MUCH?
WE'RE GONNA NEED
A SUBMARINE.
OK. THAT'LL DO.
WHEN I GET BACK, YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE SO MANY JEWELS
THAT WHEN THEY GET DIRTY,
YOU CAN THROW THEM AWAY.
AND IF YOU COME BACK
EMPTY-HANDED,
DON'T EVEN BOTHER
TO LOOK ME UP.
HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
BYE, BABY.
WISH US LUCK.
GOOD LUCK.
YOU'LL NEED IT.
YEESH.
PREPARE TO DIVE.
POSITIONS EVERYONE.
ENGINES ALL AHEAD 1/3.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN.
ENGINE ROOM
ALL AHEAD 1/3.
OH, MY WORD,
ALL AHEAD 1/3.
LET ME SEE
WE TURN LEF
AT GREENLAND.
RELAX, MEN, WE'RE ON
OUR WAY TO CATLANTIS.
Mungo:
DUH, IS IT BEDTIME
ALREADY?
YEAH!
AAH!
YAY!
UH, I THOUGHT I
WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
BEAUTIFUL DOWN HERE.
Mungo:
MAYBE IT GETS BETTER.
ARE YOU SURE WE'RE
IN THE RIGHT OCEAN?
OF COURSE WE ARE. WHERE
DO YOU THINK THE ATLANTIC
GOT IT'S NAME?
FROM CATLANTIS.
Mungo:
IS IT BEDTIME NOW?
HEY, JACK,
GET BACK.
WHERE ARE WE?
I'M JUST TRYING
TO FIND MY BEARINGS.
[WHISTLES]
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
A REAL MERMAID.
I WISH YOU GUYS
COULD SEE HER.
YEAH, THAT'S THE PURTIES
THING I EVER SEEN.
IF YOU COULD
ONLY SEE HER.
I THINK I'M IN LOVE.
I KNOW I'M IN LOVE.
DON'T TELL OUR HERO,
BUT THEY ARE PRETTIER
THAN CLEO.
SHE'S LEAVING.
IT'S A GOOD THING WE
DIDN'T FALL FOR HER TRAP.
SAILORS SAY THAT IF
YOU FOLLOW A MERMAID
YOU END UP IN
THE GRAVEYARD FOR SHIPS.
WAIT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO! NO! DON'T LOOK!
OH, NO!
ALL ENGINES FULL AHEAD.
ALL RIGHT!HOORAY!
ALL: HIP HIP HOORAY!
Hector:
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
IT'S A TRAP.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
THOSE MERMAIDS WANT US.
THEY WANT US ALL RIGHT.
FOR DINNER.
DUH, HA HA.
THAT'S SILLY.
WHO'D EAT CAT STICKS?
WE EAT FISH STICKS DON'T WE?
AND THOSE DISHES
IS HALF FISHES.
OHH!
GIMME THAT.
I'M DRIVING.
MOVE IT!
WE'RE GONERS.
PREPARE TO ABANDON SHIP.
Mungo: DUH, THERE'S
A CAVE OVER THERE.
Hector:
IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.
HOLD IT!
WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!
FUNNY LOOKING CAVE.
IT ISN'T.
THOSE ARE RIBS.
DUH, LUNCH TIME.
WE'RE INSIDE A WHALE.
MY LEGS ARE TURNING TO JELLY.
WHAT ARE WE DOING
IN A WHALE'S BELLY?
AN OLD TRICK I LEARNED
FROM PINOCCHIO.
HA HA HA HA HA.
CATLANTIS SHOULD BE
AROUND HERE.
DUH, I THINK
IT'S THAT WAY.
THERE IT IS.
WE MADE IT.
HOORAY!
[GLUG GLUG] ANY SUGGES--
[GLUG GLUG] SUGGESTIONS?
OUR ONLY CHANCE IS
TO SHAKE THESE SHARKS.
DIVE! DIVE!
YEAH!OH!
HOORAY!
ALL RIGHT!
WE'RE RICH.
RICH!
BOY, WAIT TILL CLEO
SEES THIS.
I HAVEN'T HAD COMPANY
IN SO LONG.
WHO ARE YOU?
WALTER WALRUS.
MY FRIENDS USED
TO CALL ME WALLY.
USED TO?
YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS
TO GET TO CATLANTIS?
WELL, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO GET OUT.
I KNOW. I'VE BEEN
TRYING FOR YEARS.
I'M SORRY YOU HAVE
TO GO BACK.
YOU'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT, YOU KNOW.
NO ONE EVER HAS.
WELL, WE WILL.
DUH, YEAH, WHEN, BOSS?
JUST AS SOON AS WE GE
THE TREASURE LOADED.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE
SOME OF THIS STUFF BEHIND.
Hector: OH, NO! NO
MY FAVORITE TIARA!
I'M GOING TO MISS
THOSE LITTLE FELLOWS.
EITHER THE CHEST GOES
OR YOU GO.
UH, SEEING HOW YOU
PUT IT THAT WAY
YAY!
YEP. I'M GOING TO MISS
THOSE LITTLE FELLOWS.
BUT, BOY, THEY SURE
WERE THE UGLIEST SEALS
I'VE EVER SEEN.
RIFFIE, I JUST LOVE
THEM ALL.
NOW, WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME FOR DINNER?
ANYWHERE YOU WANT,
EXCEPT NO SEAFOOD.
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