Ranma 12 s01e64 Episode Script
Episode 64
Didja hear? The principal's coming back! Principal? I've never even seen the guy.
He's been studying education in America for several years.
And he's coming back! What's he like, anyway? "Welcome, Headmaster"?! "Headmaster"-- It means, "principal"! Principal, he says.
A helicopter? Americans sure do things in a big way! A banner welcoming himself? Oh, brother! Hello, my students! Somebody jumped out of the chopper.
It's flying away! Where's the principal? Is he really back? Hey, guys! Hurry up! Aw, what's the rush?! Come on! You overslept and made us late yesterday! Socks, too gaudy! Messy uniform! What's up?! Hairdo check! School bag check! Homework check! Check, check, check! Check! Checking! It's too warm for snowmen! Don't worry! Never, never.
Your hairdo no good! What's the idea?! You no obey your principal? Principal?! Never! Never! Hands off the hair! Hello, kids! How're things? That's our principal?! You gotta be kidding! Ranma-honey, let's get him! No, no, no cut me.
Hey, boy! Have a souvenir from Hawaii! This, for bad keed who kick principal of Furinken High! Check! Hairstyle check! Come off ! Come on! No, no-no! No hit! You weirdo! Cut 'em, cut 'em, cut 'em.
Hey, boy! Take this! Hey, girl! You Akane Tendo, right? What? Come with me! Oooh, he's dead.
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meat.
All students, report to the gymnasium at once.
The principal will speak.
Helloo, everybody! Shaddup! Today, when I come back to school, everybody so nice.
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.
I was real happy! So I give everybody one wonderful, big present! A present?! Huh? From Hawaii?! Is it for real?! Don't get upset! Here is big present! New school rule! Boys, shave bald! Girls, pageboy cut! Forget it! I'm not cutting my hair! Terrible! Shaved heads belong only on the stage! Whoever heard of a bald Godzilla? It ain't so bad.
I don't mind, it either! I won't have it! Shaddup! Shaved head, pageboy, bellboy, cowboy--! I gonna clean up this school.
Bring order here! So you're punishing us for this morning? That's low! Ain't you the one who needs order in your life?! No get mad.
Look up there.
Ranma Saotome, class 1 -F, I been check up on you! If you value fiancee's life, lend head for shaving, please! You dirty--! No-no-no! And you call yourself a principal?! Don't mind! Listen to my story till end! Everybody! I challenge everybody to contest! Inside coconut is.
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.
paper of exemption from school rules! If you steal coconut from me--! No one shaves his head? "Sorry, Charlie.
" You, Long-hair, I going cut 'em all off.
If you don't like, take coconut from me.
I give three days! I wait in principal's office! Y-you dirrrty-- Three days, huh?! Let's get it! Let's go! He'll pay for this! He's still the same.
Was he always like this? He loves to harass the kids.
Maybe we should get out, too.
Now, I'm really mad--! The principal's office! No one's shaving MY head! No pageboy for me! Where is the principal's office? I never got to go there.
Me, neither.
Me, too.
Nobody's been there?! Don't get excited! As long as I, Tatewaki Kuno, am at Furinkan High.
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.
no student will ever suffer the indignity of a shaved head! Prepare to suffer, Principal! Not us, you idiot! "Principal's Office" Here it is! Great! Here's another principal's office! Here, too! Over here, too! Here, too! What--? That whacko creep! Let's start with this room.
What's in here? Hello, everybody! All my lil' pets from Hawaii in that room.
Play with them nice, nice, now! R-Ranma! He's not here! We're locked in! Barber's clippers? Take that, and that! We give up! Our teachers--?! - The growls were taped?! - What's goin' on?! The principal made us.
I got a wife and three kids.
Tough! What a low-down rat! He won't be satisfied until he's got our hair! Let's split up and find the coconut.
Where's Ranma when we need him? Okay, they got fight.
Kids, never geev up.
Yow! What happen, man? What is dis? Hey, girl? Hey, girl! Oh! Pigtail.
Pageboy for girls! I'm not a student! I came from the next island to find a certain coconut.
What?! To help your poor, sick papa? He has a terrible craving for it.
So I've got to find that coconut with the school-rules pardon in it.
You a good girl! Me sucker for sob story.
Okay, okay.
I help.
You'll give me the coconut? No, I go with you to find coconut with pardon inside! Wait a minute.
Ain't you got it? Stupid me.
I forget where I put! Let's try this one.
Careful.
What the heck--?! It could be in any of these! We can't give up now! I'll handle this.
Girl very powerful.
That's the hard way.
This is the last one! That means this one contains the pardon! We beat the principal! Alll riight! Here goes-- "Too bad!" It's a dud! Now we get shaved heads! And we get pageboy cuts! Don't give up! Just find the principal! Right.
Make him tell us where the coconut is! Right! Principal! My students, catch me if you can! You, girl, doublecross me.
I never teamed up with you! I could've sworn I heard Ranma-- Now, tell us where that blasted coconut is! I forget.
No can remember! We'll help jog your memory.
One slab or two?! I remember! Where is it? Principal's office.
Which one?! The one with name on it.
Quit playing games with us.
I love offices! So I have many, many! So tell us which office has the coconut! Whatta stubborn guy.
Man-- Unforgivable! Evil principal! How dare you string up my love, Akane Tendo! I, Kuno, will take your head! No, no! Heaven's retribution! Time, stop! Thanks, you cut rope! Kissy-kiss! Your vulgar kisses soil my lips! Hah?! M-my sword--! This Aloha Sword Shredder Style! You'll not foil me twice! Hey, boy! Hawaii souvenir! Thank you.
Look out! Klutz.
He's gone! We'll find him.
Search all the other offices! Let's split into groups! C'mon, Ranma! Right! Welcome! Take any picture you like! Where's the real coconut?! I want my topknot! My hair--! My students! Go fo' broke.
Where the heck is it?! Ranma! Any luck? No.
We're searching everywhere, but there's no sign of any coconut.
D'ya think the principal was lying to us? Then we're finished.
Ranma-honey! There's no coconut! We're doomed! There's one place left! - Where? - Where? The gym?! We came from here! It was right under our noses.
We started out from here.
It's the last place we woulda thought of.
You're so smart.
Careful, now.
Ranma was right! Look how it's changed.
The real principal's office might be right here.
C-Crabs! They're after our hair! What whacko would train crabs?! Stop, you weirdo! Principal! Where are you?! Principal! Nothin' but statues.
Didja think I'd fall for that? Whatta cheap disguise.
Now, let's end this.
I have happy kine news.
Jus' now, I remember where coconut with pardon! We won't need that.
Yer not cutting anybody's hair.
But you gotta pay for the trouble you caused.
Hold still! Oh, my god! Hey, boy! Now you hold still.
Where'd he go? Long pigtail come off now! Long cut, long cut! Here's my Coconut Crush! You do on purpose? Whaddya THINK?! Here Pepper Balloon! Boo! Oh, no! Oh, no! End of the line, Principal.
You're surrounded.
I'm saved! There's the coconut! Outta the ballpark.
You dirty--! For the many abuses heaped upon my person.
.
.
you must die! Take that! And that, and that! I ain't the principal! Quit it! You give back coconut, you good student, you! For reward, I shave head for you! Since you love shaved heads, I'll invite monks to your funeral! Just help me! Keep away from me! Die, accursed villain! Watch it, willya?! Nyaah, haa! When you come back, say aloha to hair! ForGETit! I show you authentic Aloha Sword Shredder Technique! So the stories were true! The Aloha Sword Shredder technique.
.
.
shreds an opponent's wooden sword with lightning speed.
.
.
using a barber's clippers! Namely--! Your hair be shaved at same time, you know! But only if.
.
.
Your head don't get bashed first! Akane Tendo, I love youuuu! Thanks for the coconut! And as you promised, none of us gets those haircuts.
Okay, okay! But it were all in da plan! You keeds no have spirit.
So I make big trouble, try stir you up.
But you no understan'--! Liar.
Okay, already.
Stop crying.
Oh! You forgive? Ranma, you'll forgive him, won't you? Oh! Wonderful! Hey, boys and girls! I so happy, I give big present! Dis is big present! Stop, you--! New school rule : Boys wear topknot, girls wear geisha hair! This is the last straw!! I think he needs another beating.
Stop, you!! No stop, no stop.
He's been studying education in America for several years.
And he's coming back! What's he like, anyway? "Welcome, Headmaster"?! "Headmaster"-- It means, "principal"! Principal, he says.
A helicopter? Americans sure do things in a big way! A banner welcoming himself? Oh, brother! Hello, my students! Somebody jumped out of the chopper.
It's flying away! Where's the principal? Is he really back? Hey, guys! Hurry up! Aw, what's the rush?! Come on! You overslept and made us late yesterday! Socks, too gaudy! Messy uniform! What's up?! Hairdo check! School bag check! Homework check! Check, check, check! Check! Checking! It's too warm for snowmen! Don't worry! Never, never.
Your hairdo no good! What's the idea?! You no obey your principal? Principal?! Never! Never! Hands off the hair! Hello, kids! How're things? That's our principal?! You gotta be kidding! Ranma-honey, let's get him! No, no, no cut me.
Hey, boy! Have a souvenir from Hawaii! This, for bad keed who kick principal of Furinken High! Check! Hairstyle check! Come off ! Come on! No, no-no! No hit! You weirdo! Cut 'em, cut 'em, cut 'em.
Hey, boy! Take this! Hey, girl! You Akane Tendo, right? What? Come with me! Oooh, he's dead.
.
.
meat.
All students, report to the gymnasium at once.
The principal will speak.
Helloo, everybody! Shaddup! Today, when I come back to school, everybody so nice.
.
.
I was real happy! So I give everybody one wonderful, big present! A present?! Huh? From Hawaii?! Is it for real?! Don't get upset! Here is big present! New school rule! Boys, shave bald! Girls, pageboy cut! Forget it! I'm not cutting my hair! Terrible! Shaved heads belong only on the stage! Whoever heard of a bald Godzilla? It ain't so bad.
I don't mind, it either! I won't have it! Shaddup! Shaved head, pageboy, bellboy, cowboy--! I gonna clean up this school.
Bring order here! So you're punishing us for this morning? That's low! Ain't you the one who needs order in your life?! No get mad.
Look up there.
Ranma Saotome, class 1 -F, I been check up on you! If you value fiancee's life, lend head for shaving, please! You dirty--! No-no-no! And you call yourself a principal?! Don't mind! Listen to my story till end! Everybody! I challenge everybody to contest! Inside coconut is.
.
.
paper of exemption from school rules! If you steal coconut from me--! No one shaves his head? "Sorry, Charlie.
" You, Long-hair, I going cut 'em all off.
If you don't like, take coconut from me.
I give three days! I wait in principal's office! Y-you dirrrty-- Three days, huh?! Let's get it! Let's go! He'll pay for this! He's still the same.
Was he always like this? He loves to harass the kids.
Maybe we should get out, too.
Now, I'm really mad--! The principal's office! No one's shaving MY head! No pageboy for me! Where is the principal's office? I never got to go there.
Me, neither.
Me, too.
Nobody's been there?! Don't get excited! As long as I, Tatewaki Kuno, am at Furinkan High.
.
.
no student will ever suffer the indignity of a shaved head! Prepare to suffer, Principal! Not us, you idiot! "Principal's Office" Here it is! Great! Here's another principal's office! Here, too! Over here, too! Here, too! What--? That whacko creep! Let's start with this room.
What's in here? Hello, everybody! All my lil' pets from Hawaii in that room.
Play with them nice, nice, now! R-Ranma! He's not here! We're locked in! Barber's clippers? Take that, and that! We give up! Our teachers--?! - The growls were taped?! - What's goin' on?! The principal made us.
I got a wife and three kids.
Tough! What a low-down rat! He won't be satisfied until he's got our hair! Let's split up and find the coconut.
Where's Ranma when we need him? Okay, they got fight.
Kids, never geev up.
Yow! What happen, man? What is dis? Hey, girl? Hey, girl! Oh! Pigtail.
Pageboy for girls! I'm not a student! I came from the next island to find a certain coconut.
What?! To help your poor, sick papa? He has a terrible craving for it.
So I've got to find that coconut with the school-rules pardon in it.
You a good girl! Me sucker for sob story.
Okay, okay.
I help.
You'll give me the coconut? No, I go with you to find coconut with pardon inside! Wait a minute.
Ain't you got it? Stupid me.
I forget where I put! Let's try this one.
Careful.
What the heck--?! It could be in any of these! We can't give up now! I'll handle this.
Girl very powerful.
That's the hard way.
This is the last one! That means this one contains the pardon! We beat the principal! Alll riight! Here goes-- "Too bad!" It's a dud! Now we get shaved heads! And we get pageboy cuts! Don't give up! Just find the principal! Right.
Make him tell us where the coconut is! Right! Principal! My students, catch me if you can! You, girl, doublecross me.
I never teamed up with you! I could've sworn I heard Ranma-- Now, tell us where that blasted coconut is! I forget.
No can remember! We'll help jog your memory.
One slab or two?! I remember! Where is it? Principal's office.
Which one?! The one with name on it.
Quit playing games with us.
I love offices! So I have many, many! So tell us which office has the coconut! Whatta stubborn guy.
Man-- Unforgivable! Evil principal! How dare you string up my love, Akane Tendo! I, Kuno, will take your head! No, no! Heaven's retribution! Time, stop! Thanks, you cut rope! Kissy-kiss! Your vulgar kisses soil my lips! Hah?! M-my sword--! This Aloha Sword Shredder Style! You'll not foil me twice! Hey, boy! Hawaii souvenir! Thank you.
Look out! Klutz.
He's gone! We'll find him.
Search all the other offices! Let's split into groups! C'mon, Ranma! Right! Welcome! Take any picture you like! Where's the real coconut?! I want my topknot! My hair--! My students! Go fo' broke.
Where the heck is it?! Ranma! Any luck? No.
We're searching everywhere, but there's no sign of any coconut.
D'ya think the principal was lying to us? Then we're finished.
Ranma-honey! There's no coconut! We're doomed! There's one place left! - Where? - Where? The gym?! We came from here! It was right under our noses.
We started out from here.
It's the last place we woulda thought of.
You're so smart.
Careful, now.
Ranma was right! Look how it's changed.
The real principal's office might be right here.
C-Crabs! They're after our hair! What whacko would train crabs?! Stop, you weirdo! Principal! Where are you?! Principal! Nothin' but statues.
Didja think I'd fall for that? Whatta cheap disguise.
Now, let's end this.
I have happy kine news.
Jus' now, I remember where coconut with pardon! We won't need that.
Yer not cutting anybody's hair.
But you gotta pay for the trouble you caused.
Hold still! Oh, my god! Hey, boy! Now you hold still.
Where'd he go? Long pigtail come off now! Long cut, long cut! Here's my Coconut Crush! You do on purpose? Whaddya THINK?! Here Pepper Balloon! Boo! Oh, no! Oh, no! End of the line, Principal.
You're surrounded.
I'm saved! There's the coconut! Outta the ballpark.
You dirty--! For the many abuses heaped upon my person.
.
.
you must die! Take that! And that, and that! I ain't the principal! Quit it! You give back coconut, you good student, you! For reward, I shave head for you! Since you love shaved heads, I'll invite monks to your funeral! Just help me! Keep away from me! Die, accursed villain! Watch it, willya?! Nyaah, haa! When you come back, say aloha to hair! ForGETit! I show you authentic Aloha Sword Shredder Technique! So the stories were true! The Aloha Sword Shredder technique.
.
.
shreds an opponent's wooden sword with lightning speed.
.
.
using a barber's clippers! Namely--! Your hair be shaved at same time, you know! But only if.
.
.
Your head don't get bashed first! Akane Tendo, I love youuuu! Thanks for the coconut! And as you promised, none of us gets those haircuts.
Okay, okay! But it were all in da plan! You keeds no have spirit.
So I make big trouble, try stir you up.
But you no understan'--! Liar.
Okay, already.
Stop crying.
Oh! You forgive? Ranma, you'll forgive him, won't you? Oh! Wonderful! Hey, boys and girls! I so happy, I give big present! Dis is big present! Stop, you--! New school rule : Boys wear topknot, girls wear geisha hair! This is the last straw!! I think he needs another beating.
Stop, you!! No stop, no stop.