The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (1989) s01e64 Episode Script

Hey Paisanos!
it's the Super Mario
Brother's Super Show!
We're the Mario Brothers,
and plumbing's our game, ♪
we're not like the
others who get all the fame. ♪
If your sink is in trouble
you can call us on the double, ♪
we're faster than the
others you'll be hooked on the ♪
brothers Unh!
H-hooked on the brothers.
Gimme gimme, gimme gimme.
Yo, you're in for a treat,
so hang on to your seat, ♪
get ready for adventure
and remarkable feats. ♪
You'll meet Koopas, the
Troopas the Princess and the ♪
others, hanging with the
plumbers you'll be hooked on ♪
the brothers.
To the bridge!
Unh!
Unh!
I say h-h-h-h-hooked
on the brothers! ♪
The brothers!
The brothers! ♪
[Announcer:]
We interrupt this
radio program for a news flash.
World famous singer Cyndi
Lauper announced today that
world famous wrestler
Captain Lou Albano is missing.
Repeat, Lou Albano is missing.
Oh boy, I don't believe it!
Yo yo Mario, take it easy.
I mean I know Captain Lou
Albano was your hero and role
model, but don't worry,
I'm sure he'll turn up.
Gee I hope so, he was the
nicest guy in the world.
[ding dong]
Come in.
Hi.
Aren't you Cyndi Lauper?
Yea, I've been passing this
flyers out all over town.
I was supposed to meet Captain
Lou Albano for lunch for a
picnic, and all I
found was these.
Oh, rubber
bands for his beard.
And this:
"Dear Cyndi, I'm
sorry I'm not here but I've
"gone for good."
Yo, yo!
It's the Mario Brothers
and plumbing's their game, ♪
found the secret warp zone
while working on the drain, ♪
lend the princess a
hand in the Mushroom Land. ♪
Comin' atcha
with the plumbers, ♪
you'll be hooked
on the brothers! ♪
Noooooow, Evil Koopa and his
Troopas are up to misbehaving, ♪
they kidnapped the princess;
Mushroom Land needs saving. ♪
Abusing and confusing
everybody he discovers, ♪
they can't help but be
hooked on the brothers! ♪
Unh! ♪
Plumber's
log number 2001,
we'd heard that Koopa was
running amok in Robo Land,
and we'd come to save the day.
But now, we were just
trying to save ourselves.
Mario!
Jump for your life!
Thanks paisano.
Come on gang, this way!
Holy macaroni!
Did you see that?
It's a metal monster
shooting Bullet Bills!
I wonder why it's chasing us?
[laughs]
Because it's me you
little fungus queen.
I, am the mighty Robo Koopa.
Half Koopa, half machine.
Built for destruction!
[crash]
And I'm going to destroy
you miserable little meddlers!
Grah.
Where is that destroy you
miserable little meddlers
button?
Let's get out of here while
we still have the chance.
Koopa was scary enough when
he was just a slimy reptile.
You'll never escape me
you puny faucet heads.
Take that you goofballs!
Hit the deck!
It's a Bullet Bill!
Sorry to disappoint
you bullet breath.
The fun's not over yet;
I've got super vision,
super hearing, super
strength, and yes,
even
super toes!
Watch it, gang!
His toes are loaded!
[gasp]
And each one of my little
piggies is gonna blast ya.
[Female Robot Voice:]
Not if I can help it.
That should mess
him up for a while.
Help!
Hey!
Stop!
What's going on here?
How do you stop this thing!?
[kaboom]
Robo Koopa will be
back to get you for this!
Princess Toadstool!
It's me, Bunsen!
You made it!
Just barely.
thanks for your help.
No time for thanks, we've got
to get out of here before Robo
Koopa finds out what I
did to his controls.
Down this way.
Hey, you crazy robot!
So Koopa duped the
genius inventor Dr. Nerdnick,
into building
him the robo suit?
He sure did!
That Koopa is a stinker!
You can say that again.
[all:]
That Koopa is a stinker!
So what are we gonna do
about that Robo stinker?
Since Dr. Nerdnick
built Robo Koopa--
He's the only one who might
know how to stop him.
Come on!
We've got a stinker to stop!
Our problem is, RoboKoopa's
got Dr. Nerdnick prisoner.
[Toad:] This is the man
who was gonna stop Koopa?
You don't judge a
genius by his lab coat.
Look!
Robo Koopa's got Dr.
Nerdnick heavily guarded.
Macaroni misery!
It's hopeless!
Well, at least we tried.
We've got to save
Nerdnick Luigi,
or we'll never
stop Robo Koopa!
I know I'm gonna
regret this but,
let's get 'em!
Pasta power!
Quick, Bunsen!
Free Dr. Nerdnick!
[Dr. Nerdnick:] Ramble damble
v-squared y-squared Koopa Robo
better getta coin.
I'm glad to see
you too Dr. Nerdick.
That did it, let's go!
Ohh!
Ah!
It's the Marios!
Ohh!
Let's Robo Koopalize 'em!
[Toad:] Oh yeah?
No robot's a match for the
mighty mushroom of might!
Ahhh.
This robot is.
[Toad:] Uh oh!
We got robo trouble!
Grah!
Where is that button?
Maybe Bunsen teegle
muggle regle mestamumph.
The button on the left?
What about it?
That's the button!
Oh no!
Thank you Doctor.
You're all mine mushroom,
and the pretty little Princess
too.
Help!
Mario!
Luigi!
They can't help you.
Watch out guys!
Keep the Princess and this
measly mushroom prisoner,
I've got Marios to mash!
Dr. Nerdnick, how can
we stop Robo Koopa?
Mamba tamba south
deh graiken mustang.
He says, you can't.
You pipe squeaks are gonna
get a charge out of this!
Ahhhh.
We're doomed!
Doomed shmoomed.
It's plumbing time Luigi!
Staggle me gaggle dippit
noom don geegle gaggle it.
He said electricity
and water don't mix.
Get out of here before
you get electrocuted.
Quick, everybody in here!
That's right you plumb
scum, hide in the sewers!
I still have the Princess!
Huh?
[zap]
Ahhh!
I'm gonna get those Plumbers!
Robo Koopa's got the
Princess and Toad,
and we're hiding
out in a junkyard.
Yeah!
Why'd Dr. Nerdnick bring us
to this old place anyway?
Ramble radon vortex
quadrul lux temple stemple.
He says he's going to build
you two into a robot that can
defeat Robo Koopa.
Us?
Blanda tata fita
munsta The Plumbinator!
I knew I wasn't
gonna like this.
Veegle mumble dumble,
angular etrap mar e munst.
[drill]
This is better than a
mozzarella milkshake
professor.
Watch out Robo Koopa.
The Plumbinator is
ready to rumble!
Let's go!
Heey!
Trippin' tortellini!
I think we need a
little more practice.
The Marios are going to come
back and pull your plug Robo
Koopa.
Let em' come!
Two puny plumbers don't have a
chance against an invincible
machine like me!
[Troopa:]
Your Metalness, Your Metalness!
It's the Marios!
Come quick!
Where is Robo Koopa anyway?
He's probably
afraid to face us.
Then again, maybe not.
If it isn't [laughs]
Robo Rooter!
Quit laughing and fight Koopa!
And may the best machine win!
[kaboom, kaboom]
[crash]
Ahhhh!
Yay!
All right!
Way to go!
Waaa!
Ahhh!
[crash]
Ohhhhhh.
Ahh!
Ha!
One more step by any of you,
and this little professor gets
squashed.
Let him go Koopa.
I'm the one you want.
I want you all!
Wift waft safety wafety.
What did you say?
He said that we
don't have to worry,
because your suit is about
to run out of fuel unless you
push the big red
button on your chest.
Well thank you
again nerdy baby.
Push this button
and--
Oh noooooo!
[laughs]
Wow!
What happened?
Ippsy fippsy foolish fosh.
This time he fibbed.
The red button was
for the ejector seat.
Foosh, dabitch matten.
Mario, he says this the
present for you and Luigi.
Thanks professor, but
I agree with Luigi.
This robo suit
is too dangerous.
Obolutely indebedip esletzer.
He says he agrees.
That's why he's converted
into
a Robo pizza oven!
[laughter]
According to
officials in Moscow,
Conrad Louski is not there,
and please send some more
8-track tapes.
Hey I'll send them
my Jim Nabors tapes.
Well Cyndi, that was the
last of the Lou search teams.
I wonder where the
Captain could be.
I don't know Luigi, but
we can't give up hope,
no matter where Captain Lou
is or how bad things for him.
No matter how good
shapes his toenails are in.
I just know he'll be ok.
[cheers]
Oh what a speech if Captain
Lou could only hear it wow!
Miss Lauper, a message
from the President himself.
Here put these in water.
It's from the President.
Well?
Well, maybe he
wants me for dinner.
Well?
It's not dinner.
Well?
The President is calling
off Operation Lou Search.
He hereby decrees Captain
Lou to be missing forever.
Any word from
Captain Lou yet Mario?
No but we've started some scenes
from the next Legend of Zelda.
This is the
Triforce of Wisdom Link.
The evil Wizard Ganon
has the Triforce of Power.
[laughter]
Whoever gets both
Triforces will rule this land
forever, you
must help me Link!
Hey for you Zelda, anything!
Come on, let's go find
out what Ganon's up to.
Ahhhhh!
[crash]
Now, when I say
fire--
not yeeeeet!
AHhhhhh!
Hey Moblin, this is the
stupidest attack Ganon ever
cooked up.
Not Ganon.
We get rid of him.
We in charge now.
Ganon's gone?
Let's go get his Triforce!
Everyone in the world gave it
their best shot trying to find
Captain Lou;
especially you Cyndi.
Yea, if he knew how hard
Cyndi you tried to find him,
he'd think you
were the greatest.
Gee, thanks for trying
to cheer me up guys,
but that won't
bring Captain Lou back.
Well Cyndi at least you
knew my hero Captain Lou.
If I had the chance, just
to meet him once before--
Yo yo Mario, forget about it!
He's gonna turn up
I hope.
I'm starved, any more pizza?
Lou search
volunteers ate every bit but,
I'll go out and pick you
up some more Cyndi ok?
I'll be right back.
Thanks Mario,
you're as nice as Lou.
You're a sweetheart.
Gee, maybe Mario will get
lucky and see Captain Lou
while he's out.
[ding dong]
Come in!
[ding ding]
Hey Cyndi there you are!
Oh!
Captain Lou thank
goodness you're safe!
I posted a 50
dollar reward for you!
50 dollars!
Well here I am, give me my 50.
[laughs]
Where you been Lou?
Ohhh, didn't you get my note?
Yea that's what worried me.
Look, "Dear Cyndi, sorry I'm not
here but I've gone for good."
Uh ohhhh!
I must've torn
the page out wrong.
It should say, I've gone
for good fried chicken,
back in an hour.
You mean you just
went down the street?
Yea I finally gave up
waitin' for you at my house,
so I followed these posters
on the telephone poles and it
brought me right here.
Well, let me introduce you
to a guy who helped me with
those, Luigi.
Captain Lou, meet Luigi.
Hi Captain.
Hey Luigi baby how are you?
Ok great to meet you.
Boy, my brother's gonna kick
himself when he gets back.
Believe me, he's
your biggest fan.
Ehhh, will you tell him
I'm sorry I missed him but,
me and Cyndi
have to go because,
we don't want to
picnic in the dark.
[laughs]
Come on Cyndi.
Well bye Luigi.
Thanks for everything
and say goodbye to Mario.
And I gotta say out of all the
Mario Brothers I've ever met,
you two are at the
top of the list.
Ahhh thanks Cyndi.
Thanks.
Number one guy baby good luck.
Bye Cyndi.
Bye.
Well, everything
worked out perfect.
Ohhhh, poor Mario, he's not
gonna believe that he missed
meeting Captain Lou.
Until next time everybody!
Do the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
You've got it!
It's the Mario!
Do the Mario!
Swing your arms
from side to side, ♪
come on, it's time to go!
Do the Mario!
Take one step,
and then again. ♪
Let's do the Mario,
all together now! ♪
Come on now, it's
just like that! ♪♪