Ranma 12 s01e68 Episode Script
Episode 68
A tornado! What's that? "Someone's trash?" It's Ryoga! Heaven Blast of the Dragon--? Ranma mastered it on his own.
It's cold! A cold mass of power! He can't stop moaning.
How pitiful.
Maybe this will help.
Sleep now.
It's finally quiet in there.
How's Ranma-honey? He's still unconscious.
The Heaven Blast of the Dragon is a powerful technique indeed.
The Heaven Blast of the Dragon pits hot against cold.
Hot against cold? Luring the foe into a spiral step.
.
.
produces a burning whirlwind of force.
Then counter with your cold force.
Pushed by the cold, the hot force rises.
.
.
turning into a mighty tornado like a soaring dragon.
That's why it was necessary to make Ryoga's emotions boil.
Then the decisive blow of cold force-- Yes, that blow Ranma unleashed-- It was like a cold, twisting power.
Yes, by striking the center of the burning whirlwind.
.
.
he mastered the Heaven Blast of the Dragon.
So that's why you trained him to turn his body and mind into ice.
I hadn't taught him the final blow.
.
.
but Son-in-law knew it instinctively.
Amazing! A man will do anything in order to survive.
Ranma! You're awake? In that final blow, I kept my cool as Ryoga attacked.
Now to end it!! I made that desperate move to save myself.
Thanks to Ryoga, I was able to master the Heaven Blast of the Dragon.
Ryoga, I appreciate it.
So.
.
.
You only attacked Akane.
.
.
in order to draw out my force? You dirty--! Take this! Shall we go home? Yes.
We must steal Master Happosai's secret chart of moxa burns.
.
.
to reverse the evil spell that robbed Ranma of his strength.
Then Ranma-honey will be strong again, won't he? So let's get going.
Ranma, what're you waiting around for?! C'mon, we're going to leave you behind.
Wait for me, will ya?! Now to REALL Y end it! What's wrong with me? I take no joy in anything I do.
Ranma--! That's right.
He made life fun for me.
Ranma! Why have you gone to Heaven.
.
.
and left me here? Who's goin' to Heaven?! Huh? Is there a lull in the wind? Hey, ya old coot!! Why, Ranma! You're still alive? I came back from hell to destroy you! For old times' sake.
.
.
won't you transform into a girl? My precious collection! You dirty Ranma--! You'll pay! Just what I need for the Heaven Blast of the Dragon.
C'mon, old lech! Already doing the spiral step, are they? Moreover Master Happosai is.
.
.
The very essence of hot force.
.
.
They're all set for the Heaven Blast of the Dragon! Ranma-honey! - They're at the center of the spiral! - Now! Wiith the force of my cold fist-- Eat this! Heaven Blast of the Dragon!! Master Happosai is gone! This is getting good.
Don't bother me.
How about bein' serious for a change? I'm the most serious old geezer in Japan.
Hi there! Damn you, Ranma! You ruined a sweet moment for me! If you're mad, fight me! I can't! I can't fight you now that you're weak! My sense of honor won't let me! Wait a minute! Vicious old Happosai HAS no sense of honor! He's up to something.
I knew by your movements.
Do you want to use the Heaven Blast of the Dragon on an old man?! What? He knew about the Heaven Blast of the Dragon? Impossible--! The Heaven Blast of the Dragon is the darkest secret of the Amazons! How does Happy know about it? Oh, no--! It happened when I was a handsome youth of eighteen.
Sweet Cologne! She's just got to date me.
There she is! Cologne! What a pest that Happy is.
I'll teach him--! Cologne! Heaven Blast of the Dragon!! It's a bittersweet memory.
Grandmother!! The Heaven Blast of the Dragon is useless without my fire! Too bad, isn't it, Ranma?! You won't be safe for long, old man! D-O-P-E DIRTY OL' MAN - How's that? - Very cute.
Have some firecracker balls! Well?! Delicious, delicious.
Okay, here's my final hand!! Take this! My precious collection! What're you doing to it?! This--! You dirty-y-y!! It's working! That's all right, Ranma.
I can get more underwear.
I just felt a little sad.
I've--! I've lost!! No need to despair.
You're still wet behind the ears.
.
.
but my spiritual strength was just greater than yours.
I can't take it anymore! Jerk!! He's SO nasty! R-Ranma? He trained so hard, too.
Won't Ranma ever be strong again? Isn't there some way to make the ol' pervert mad? Damn! What was all that training for, anyway--?! Training! That's it! There's one last way! If he's still depressed, I've got to cheer him up.
What's that sound? I'll win! I've got everything ready! This'll get 100 percent--no, Is there another way to make Grandfather Happosai angry? But how--? Ranma's back? - He's fighting ol' Happosai.
- Ranma's strong again? This I gotta see! - Two okonomiyakis, please.
- Coming up.
Ranma--! If I win, I want the moxa-cure chart.
What a persistent boy.
I'm ready whenever you are.
Blast Happy.
He's not one bit flustered.
There's no way to start the Heaven Blast of the Dragon! Ranma's found a way to shake up Happosai 120 percent? Could it have something to do with that sound? What's wrong, Ranma? Why aren't you moving? This is one thing I wanted to avoid.
I'm throwing away the last ounce of pride.
But I'll do anything to get my strength back! Look, you pervert! How'dya like THESE?! Well?! Lust is just as powerful an emotion as anger! Get excited, old lech! That sound I heard was the camera clicking! Is this Ranma's strategy?! The girl Ranma looks the same as always.
That's where you're wrong.
Until now, the girl Ranma's always worn male underwear.
But now she's wearing lingerie! So that's it! Ranma's last act of desperation! The result of rigorous training for a mind of ice! W-what's wrong? Don't you want these? I do!! They're mine! A monstrous fire of lust! Now for the spiral step! Lemme fight Ranma too! Moose! Hey you! No fighting without my okay! - I want those photos! - Fight! Shave head! Photos! The moxa-burn chart! What's wrong, Son-in-law?! Finish the move! I can't! These three will be sucked into it! I ain't got nothin' against them--I do.
You'll regret the day you beat me up! Heaven Blast of the Dragon!! - Ranma-honey! - Magnificent! Take that! Akane! How--?! Akane--! Akane, Akane!! - Ranma.
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! Ranma! - Don't move! I've got you--! Akane.
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.
! - They're falling! - Who? It's headed toward us! - Awesome! - Drilled right in.
Those jerks got wiped out! Let's finish the job.
.
.
and bury them.
That was far more powerful than when I got blasted! That means the forces involved were that much greater.
But if Ranma-honey's in that whirlwind-- He might not survive! Ranma-honey! Akane!! I can't breathe--! Ranma, take this.
It's the moxa-burn chart! Grandfather Happosai dropped it! Akane! Is that why you came into the whirlwind? You idiot!! Quit acting so stupid! Hurry, take it--! Akane! Akane risked her life for this! I can't lose it! The chart! The only cure for the strength-sapping moxa burn--! Pieces of paper?! This is--! Gather them all up! Every single piece! - All of them? - Get real! If we can't find all the pieces, Son-in-law will be weak forever! I'll never be strong again.
It's all over.
I'm sorry, Akane! Akane?! No, I'm not finished yet! I'll get Akane safely to the ground! - They're falling! - Akane! Blast you, Ranma! Take this! The Anything-Goes Ultimate Weapon! "I--I recognize that stance--" A bomb! Happo Big Bang! Good! We escaped the blast! Ranma! Fork over the photos! If you want 'em.
.
.
TAKE 'em! Sweet! You lose! Now I can get Akane safely to the ground! Look out! The fence! Pull up, old fool! Akane Tendo is safe! Not a scratch on her! The chart--! Ranma! Where's the chart? Oh.
Akane doesn't know the chart was ripped to shreds.
Here, shreds of the chart.
All of them.
Great! There's still hope! Missing! The crucial piece that shows the spot for the cure! Then Ranma's--? - He'll never be strong again? - Not so loud.
He can hear! Cologne--Ryoga-- Ukyo, everybody-- Thanks for everything.
I appreciate it.
Ranma-honey! Poor Ranma-honey.
I hope he doesn't despair.
It's all the fault of this lecher squirrel! I'll smash him! Smash him! Smash him! H-hold it! Why?! Cologne, what's this? The missing piece! Thanks for everything, guys.
So long, Akane.
Running out on me, again?! Akane! I won't stop you! Only-- I'm coming with you.
Akane--! Get real.
I can't go away for training with a girl-- Look, you need somebody to carry that load.
Ranma? You don't have to leave, you know.
It doesn't matter if you're weak.
What've I got without my strength? That's silly! You've got other good points! Such as? Such as--! Such as--? Such as--? Well, so what if you're not strong?! Couldn't think of anything, couldja? Yeeowww! Hit a guy when he's down, will ya?! My strength! I see the moxa cure worked.
"He's BACK--!!" What?! Ranma Saotome's strong again?! Don't lie!! A return match! Ha haa! Ha, ha, haaa! I'm back! Akane, I'm back! Ranma! Isn't that wonderful? Ranma! I'm back, I'm back, I'm back! I'm strong! I'm strong again! Yaaay! Yo-ho! I'm strong again! Want proof?! Here!! And here! I'm back! Bring another tree! "Thanks, I've had enough" Saotome, the Anything-Goes School will survive.
Ranma looks so happy.
Shall I give him another moxa burn? I'm strong again!
It's cold! A cold mass of power! He can't stop moaning.
How pitiful.
Maybe this will help.
Sleep now.
It's finally quiet in there.
How's Ranma-honey? He's still unconscious.
The Heaven Blast of the Dragon is a powerful technique indeed.
The Heaven Blast of the Dragon pits hot against cold.
Hot against cold? Luring the foe into a spiral step.
.
.
produces a burning whirlwind of force.
Then counter with your cold force.
Pushed by the cold, the hot force rises.
.
.
turning into a mighty tornado like a soaring dragon.
That's why it was necessary to make Ryoga's emotions boil.
Then the decisive blow of cold force-- Yes, that blow Ranma unleashed-- It was like a cold, twisting power.
Yes, by striking the center of the burning whirlwind.
.
.
he mastered the Heaven Blast of the Dragon.
So that's why you trained him to turn his body and mind into ice.
I hadn't taught him the final blow.
.
.
but Son-in-law knew it instinctively.
Amazing! A man will do anything in order to survive.
Ranma! You're awake? In that final blow, I kept my cool as Ryoga attacked.
Now to end it!! I made that desperate move to save myself.
Thanks to Ryoga, I was able to master the Heaven Blast of the Dragon.
Ryoga, I appreciate it.
So.
.
.
You only attacked Akane.
.
.
in order to draw out my force? You dirty--! Take this! Shall we go home? Yes.
We must steal Master Happosai's secret chart of moxa burns.
.
.
to reverse the evil spell that robbed Ranma of his strength.
Then Ranma-honey will be strong again, won't he? So let's get going.
Ranma, what're you waiting around for?! C'mon, we're going to leave you behind.
Wait for me, will ya?! Now to REALL Y end it! What's wrong with me? I take no joy in anything I do.
Ranma--! That's right.
He made life fun for me.
Ranma! Why have you gone to Heaven.
.
.
and left me here? Who's goin' to Heaven?! Huh? Is there a lull in the wind? Hey, ya old coot!! Why, Ranma! You're still alive? I came back from hell to destroy you! For old times' sake.
.
.
won't you transform into a girl? My precious collection! You dirty Ranma--! You'll pay! Just what I need for the Heaven Blast of the Dragon.
C'mon, old lech! Already doing the spiral step, are they? Moreover Master Happosai is.
.
.
The very essence of hot force.
.
.
They're all set for the Heaven Blast of the Dragon! Ranma-honey! - They're at the center of the spiral! - Now! Wiith the force of my cold fist-- Eat this! Heaven Blast of the Dragon!! Master Happosai is gone! This is getting good.
Don't bother me.
How about bein' serious for a change? I'm the most serious old geezer in Japan.
Hi there! Damn you, Ranma! You ruined a sweet moment for me! If you're mad, fight me! I can't! I can't fight you now that you're weak! My sense of honor won't let me! Wait a minute! Vicious old Happosai HAS no sense of honor! He's up to something.
I knew by your movements.
Do you want to use the Heaven Blast of the Dragon on an old man?! What? He knew about the Heaven Blast of the Dragon? Impossible--! The Heaven Blast of the Dragon is the darkest secret of the Amazons! How does Happy know about it? Oh, no--! It happened when I was a handsome youth of eighteen.
Sweet Cologne! She's just got to date me.
There she is! Cologne! What a pest that Happy is.
I'll teach him--! Cologne! Heaven Blast of the Dragon!! It's a bittersweet memory.
Grandmother!! The Heaven Blast of the Dragon is useless without my fire! Too bad, isn't it, Ranma?! You won't be safe for long, old man! D-O-P-E DIRTY OL' MAN - How's that? - Very cute.
Have some firecracker balls! Well?! Delicious, delicious.
Okay, here's my final hand!! Take this! My precious collection! What're you doing to it?! This--! You dirty-y-y!! It's working! That's all right, Ranma.
I can get more underwear.
I just felt a little sad.
I've--! I've lost!! No need to despair.
You're still wet behind the ears.
.
.
but my spiritual strength was just greater than yours.
I can't take it anymore! Jerk!! He's SO nasty! R-Ranma? He trained so hard, too.
Won't Ranma ever be strong again? Isn't there some way to make the ol' pervert mad? Damn! What was all that training for, anyway--?! Training! That's it! There's one last way! If he's still depressed, I've got to cheer him up.
What's that sound? I'll win! I've got everything ready! This'll get 100 percent--no, Is there another way to make Grandfather Happosai angry? But how--? Ranma's back? - He's fighting ol' Happosai.
- Ranma's strong again? This I gotta see! - Two okonomiyakis, please.
- Coming up.
Ranma--! If I win, I want the moxa-cure chart.
What a persistent boy.
I'm ready whenever you are.
Blast Happy.
He's not one bit flustered.
There's no way to start the Heaven Blast of the Dragon! Ranma's found a way to shake up Happosai 120 percent? Could it have something to do with that sound? What's wrong, Ranma? Why aren't you moving? This is one thing I wanted to avoid.
I'm throwing away the last ounce of pride.
But I'll do anything to get my strength back! Look, you pervert! How'dya like THESE?! Well?! Lust is just as powerful an emotion as anger! Get excited, old lech! That sound I heard was the camera clicking! Is this Ranma's strategy?! The girl Ranma looks the same as always.
That's where you're wrong.
Until now, the girl Ranma's always worn male underwear.
But now she's wearing lingerie! So that's it! Ranma's last act of desperation! The result of rigorous training for a mind of ice! W-what's wrong? Don't you want these? I do!! They're mine! A monstrous fire of lust! Now for the spiral step! Lemme fight Ranma too! Moose! Hey you! No fighting without my okay! - I want those photos! - Fight! Shave head! Photos! The moxa-burn chart! What's wrong, Son-in-law?! Finish the move! I can't! These three will be sucked into it! I ain't got nothin' against them--I do.
You'll regret the day you beat me up! Heaven Blast of the Dragon!! - Ranma-honey! - Magnificent! Take that! Akane! How--?! Akane--! Akane, Akane!! - Ranma.
.
.
! Ranma! - Don't move! I've got you--! Akane.
.
.
! - They're falling! - Who? It's headed toward us! - Awesome! - Drilled right in.
Those jerks got wiped out! Let's finish the job.
.
.
and bury them.
That was far more powerful than when I got blasted! That means the forces involved were that much greater.
But if Ranma-honey's in that whirlwind-- He might not survive! Ranma-honey! Akane!! I can't breathe--! Ranma, take this.
It's the moxa-burn chart! Grandfather Happosai dropped it! Akane! Is that why you came into the whirlwind? You idiot!! Quit acting so stupid! Hurry, take it--! Akane! Akane risked her life for this! I can't lose it! The chart! The only cure for the strength-sapping moxa burn--! Pieces of paper?! This is--! Gather them all up! Every single piece! - All of them? - Get real! If we can't find all the pieces, Son-in-law will be weak forever! I'll never be strong again.
It's all over.
I'm sorry, Akane! Akane?! No, I'm not finished yet! I'll get Akane safely to the ground! - They're falling! - Akane! Blast you, Ranma! Take this! The Anything-Goes Ultimate Weapon! "I--I recognize that stance--" A bomb! Happo Big Bang! Good! We escaped the blast! Ranma! Fork over the photos! If you want 'em.
.
.
TAKE 'em! Sweet! You lose! Now I can get Akane safely to the ground! Look out! The fence! Pull up, old fool! Akane Tendo is safe! Not a scratch on her! The chart--! Ranma! Where's the chart? Oh.
Akane doesn't know the chart was ripped to shreds.
Here, shreds of the chart.
All of them.
Great! There's still hope! Missing! The crucial piece that shows the spot for the cure! Then Ranma's--? - He'll never be strong again? - Not so loud.
He can hear! Cologne--Ryoga-- Ukyo, everybody-- Thanks for everything.
I appreciate it.
Ranma-honey! Poor Ranma-honey.
I hope he doesn't despair.
It's all the fault of this lecher squirrel! I'll smash him! Smash him! Smash him! H-hold it! Why?! Cologne, what's this? The missing piece! Thanks for everything, guys.
So long, Akane.
Running out on me, again?! Akane! I won't stop you! Only-- I'm coming with you.
Akane--! Get real.
I can't go away for training with a girl-- Look, you need somebody to carry that load.
Ranma? You don't have to leave, you know.
It doesn't matter if you're weak.
What've I got without my strength? That's silly! You've got other good points! Such as? Such as--! Such as--? Such as--? Well, so what if you're not strong?! Couldn't think of anything, couldja? Yeeowww! Hit a guy when he's down, will ya?! My strength! I see the moxa cure worked.
"He's BACK--!!" What?! Ranma Saotome's strong again?! Don't lie!! A return match! Ha haa! Ha, ha, haaa! I'm back! Akane, I'm back! Ranma! Isn't that wonderful? Ranma! I'm back, I'm back, I'm back! I'm strong! I'm strong again! Yaaay! Yo-ho! I'm strong again! Want proof?! Here!! And here! I'm back! Bring another tree! "Thanks, I've had enough" Saotome, the Anything-Goes School will survive.
Ranma looks so happy.
Shall I give him another moxa burn? I'm strong again!