Ranma 12 s01e71 Episode Script
Episode 71
Akane! Ranma!! - Aka.
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! - Akane! Akane--! The pigs're loose! Another awful nightmare.
The pigs're loose! The pigs're loose! Pigs are loose? It wasn't a dream? A bad omen.
Try as I might, I couldn't defeat Ranma or tell Akane how I felt.
Disgusted with myself, I set out on a journey.
But I only get rained on.
.
.
and all my dreams are of Akane and Ranma together.
Depressing.
But I don't understand.
Does Akane truly love Ranma? No, that can't be.
All they do is argue.
Wait a minute.
Why was Akane angry that one time? Wo da airen.
"Wo da airen" means.
.
.
"husband"? Look, there's no way I'm gonna date you--! S-So I--! Oh! I didn't know Ranma was such a wimp.
W-We can't marry just because of a law--! Wo ai ni! "Wo ai ni" means "I love you, " Akane.
Oh yeah?! Oh YEAH?! She's been tryin' to kill me, so I never noticed, but.
.
.
Shampoo's kinda cute.
Too bad Akane's not as nice.
Ryoga! What's the idea?! Seeing Akane so jealous over you.
.
.
really bugs me! What?! That low-down rat doesn't deserve Akane.
How I've suffered because of him! Ranma! Die! You're still good at running away, aren't you, Ranma? A friend of yours? You don't know how I've waited for this day! Why didn't you come to fight me?! I waited for three days at the place you set.
Three days?! Oh, sure.
But when I got there on the fourth day.
.
.
you were gone.
The fourth day?! Ryoga.
.
.
Can I ask you somethin'? Weren't we supposed to fight.
.
.
at the vacant lot right behind your house? Why'd you keep me waiting for three days?! Idiot! Do you think I was on a pleasure trip for four days?! So what were you doing? The hardships I endured to get there--! Destroy Ranma! Ranma Saotome! I'll get you today! Hah? This is Enoshima! Idiot! This is Asakusa! Where's that vacant lot?! Not here! What're you thinking?! Can't you see?! This is Yokohama! I'm here at last.
Rats! So you chickened out, did you, Ranma Saotome?! As if that weren't bad enough.
.
.
he wouldn't fight me and went to China.
Innocently, I went to China after him.
Little did I know that tragedy awaited me there.
Then on that fateful day--! Come back and fight! Come back! A weird girl knocked me off a cliff and into a pool! Then I turned into--! Into--! What followed was a terrifying sequence of events! Oh, sir! You find succulent pig! Very good! Now I cook Cantonese-style sweet-sour pork! In Jusenkyo.
.
.
is Cursed Spring of Drowned Black Piglet.
Legend say 1,200 year ago, black piglet drown in spring.
Now all who fall in cursed spring become black piglet! Maybe this pig is human who fall in cursed spring, too.
No way! I make joke! Aiya! This is human! Cannot eat him! Thinking of it still gives me goose bumps! - And all because of--! - The pig is loose! It was headed for the vacant shed! She's a slippery one! I see it! The pig! It's the pig! Pig, pig, pig! Shut up, will you?! "Help me, help me!" Over here! I'll take the front.
You men go in back.
- Ok! - Here goes! Hot!! - Who're you?! - What's wrong?! This guy started screamin' and scared the wits outta me.
That was a little too hot.
.
.
What're you doing here? I got lost, so I'm spending the night here.
What's wrong? The roof leaks like crazy! - Whaddya want?! - Didja see a pig? No! I hope you didn't eat it? Why would I eat my own kind?! Anyhow, I'm very sleepy.
Get out, will you? Funny, I was sure it came this way.
Let's check the woods.
That was close, huh? What's the idea?! My first kiss was with Akane-- What'm I saying? Akane--! Don't get pushy, just because I'm a nice guy--! How dare you ruin my flawless skin--! Ranma! What're you doing?! That's dirty! Hiding behind a girl! Ranma! You dirty--! Stop that! Are you okay? Pull yourself together.
You poor thing.
C'mon.
Hey! Where're you takin' him?! - To bed! - But he's--! What? He's--! Um.
.
.
We can't leave you with that nasty Ranma, can we? Be a good boy and stop crying, okay? What?! You idiot!! You're on your own! But I hurt Akane.
I was only worried about you! - That's a pain! - You're no guy! You're just--! Let go! I don't WANNA hold you! Stupid! If you hate it so much when I worry about you.
.
.
forget it!! Look this way! Shut up! Akane! Hey.
.
.
You can forget it.
From now on.
.
.
you and I are through!! I can't just blame Ranma.
I miss Akane.
I miss her, miss her.
.
.
A-K-A-N-E How'd this happen?! Before I knew it.
.
.
Maybe I'm too honest.
My love for Akane moved my fingers.
Yes, even the time that I went to the hills.
.
.
Ready, Cologne! Fine, here I come, Ryoga.
See, not with my eyes, but with my mind.
I see it! You still haven't got it.
Impossible! You're too distracted to see the stone's breaking point! What?! That's crazy! All I think of is defeating Ranma! How can I be distracted?! A-K-A-N-E Akane is in my heart.
And it's also true that she's now the focus of all my strength.
I even joined forces with Mousse to defeat Ranma.
.
.
because I hated Ranma for how he treated Akane.
How'd you conceal this monster ball?! Nothing's impossible for a master of illusion! Prepare to die, Ranma! Now I'm mad! Ain'tcha supposed to be weaker as a girl?! Not with this sudden burst of superhuman strength! I lost my concentration and failed.
.
.
but this time, I'll blast you to bits! Get away, Ryoga! There's a time bomb in that ball! Run!! Too heavy--! Save me--! You dirty.
.
.
You ain't gettin' away! Leggo! Forget it! Mousse, if you don't wanna die, gimme the key! Okay.
It's gone! What?! - Look again! - Stop it! Found it! We're saved! - P-chan! P-chan! - What?! Akane! Where are you, P-chan? P-chan! - Akane!! - Akane!! Get away from there! Ranma? Ryoga--? Run, Akane! - Get away from here! - What for? A bomb? Quit fooling around.
Have you seen P-chan? - Forget about him! - I can't! P-chan's fine! - How do you know? - He's fine! Fine! - But.
.
.
- You're such a hardhead! What?! Hardheaded, uncute tomboy!! Okay, so I'm hardheaded and uncute! This is stupid! It was real? I told you so.
But I've never been able to defeat Ranma.
That's because I've never been able to concentrate on fighting.
In the heat of battle, I'd always remember Akane's sweet smile.
Could my love for her.
.
.
be a hindrance to my training? My battle with Ranma, my love for Akane.
.
.
That's it! Akane, I've decided! I'll keep you from my thoughts until I've beaten Ranma! Then when I've settled my score with him.
.
.
I'll come to you without hesitation, without fear.
.
.
and reveal my true feelings.
.
.
to you! Sorry to keep you waiting, Ryoga.
I'm sorry for asking you out.
That's okay--! I must be dreaming.
Akane would never ask me out.
It's too good.
.
.
too good to be true!! - R-Ryoga? - That didn't hurt.
It's a dream, after all! Now that hurt.
It's for real, isn't it, Akane?! - Let's go, Ryoga! - Ok! Ryoga, I'll give you a kiss.
You're kidding--! - Close your eyes, okay? - But.
.
.
Like this? Kiss THIS! These surroundings--! - Could this be a d-date? - Yes.
Yes-s-s! Where shall we go, Akane? Well.
.
.
At times like this.
.
.
A romantic movie is best.
Let's go to the movies! Akane, thank you for the beautiful memories.
Now I'll go to the mountains and train until I'm ready to drop.
Farewell to you, too-- She's gone.
Hey, piggy! Where are you?! Well, that's okay.
They won't catch her now.
I'd better be on my way.
The youth, with a firm-set heart (so set, he made himself sick) Sought more rigourous training Ever deeper into the mountains he went - Or, so he thought That's funny.
Am I lost again? W-What's going on?! Ryoga! Are you all right? I thought you went on a journey.
Don't ya ever learn? You should stay home if you're just gonna get lost.
- With a crummy sense of direction-- - Shaddup! Don't shame me in front of Akane.
I'll shut that big mouth of yours! No more doubts! My only goal is to defeat you! Fight, you! Stop it! What're you doing here--?! Ryoga! You've been holdin' out on us! Introduce us to your new girlfriend.
No! She's not--! Quit it! Stop!
.
.
! - Akane! Akane--! The pigs're loose! Another awful nightmare.
The pigs're loose! The pigs're loose! Pigs are loose? It wasn't a dream? A bad omen.
Try as I might, I couldn't defeat Ranma or tell Akane how I felt.
Disgusted with myself, I set out on a journey.
But I only get rained on.
.
.
and all my dreams are of Akane and Ranma together.
Depressing.
But I don't understand.
Does Akane truly love Ranma? No, that can't be.
All they do is argue.
Wait a minute.
Why was Akane angry that one time? Wo da airen.
"Wo da airen" means.
.
.
"husband"? Look, there's no way I'm gonna date you--! S-So I--! Oh! I didn't know Ranma was such a wimp.
W-We can't marry just because of a law--! Wo ai ni! "Wo ai ni" means "I love you, " Akane.
Oh yeah?! Oh YEAH?! She's been tryin' to kill me, so I never noticed, but.
.
.
Shampoo's kinda cute.
Too bad Akane's not as nice.
Ryoga! What's the idea?! Seeing Akane so jealous over you.
.
.
really bugs me! What?! That low-down rat doesn't deserve Akane.
How I've suffered because of him! Ranma! Die! You're still good at running away, aren't you, Ranma? A friend of yours? You don't know how I've waited for this day! Why didn't you come to fight me?! I waited for three days at the place you set.
Three days?! Oh, sure.
But when I got there on the fourth day.
.
.
you were gone.
The fourth day?! Ryoga.
.
.
Can I ask you somethin'? Weren't we supposed to fight.
.
.
at the vacant lot right behind your house? Why'd you keep me waiting for three days?! Idiot! Do you think I was on a pleasure trip for four days?! So what were you doing? The hardships I endured to get there--! Destroy Ranma! Ranma Saotome! I'll get you today! Hah? This is Enoshima! Idiot! This is Asakusa! Where's that vacant lot?! Not here! What're you thinking?! Can't you see?! This is Yokohama! I'm here at last.
Rats! So you chickened out, did you, Ranma Saotome?! As if that weren't bad enough.
.
.
he wouldn't fight me and went to China.
Innocently, I went to China after him.
Little did I know that tragedy awaited me there.
Then on that fateful day--! Come back and fight! Come back! A weird girl knocked me off a cliff and into a pool! Then I turned into--! Into--! What followed was a terrifying sequence of events! Oh, sir! You find succulent pig! Very good! Now I cook Cantonese-style sweet-sour pork! In Jusenkyo.
.
.
is Cursed Spring of Drowned Black Piglet.
Legend say 1,200 year ago, black piglet drown in spring.
Now all who fall in cursed spring become black piglet! Maybe this pig is human who fall in cursed spring, too.
No way! I make joke! Aiya! This is human! Cannot eat him! Thinking of it still gives me goose bumps! - And all because of--! - The pig is loose! It was headed for the vacant shed! She's a slippery one! I see it! The pig! It's the pig! Pig, pig, pig! Shut up, will you?! "Help me, help me!" Over here! I'll take the front.
You men go in back.
- Ok! - Here goes! Hot!! - Who're you?! - What's wrong?! This guy started screamin' and scared the wits outta me.
That was a little too hot.
.
.
What're you doing here? I got lost, so I'm spending the night here.
What's wrong? The roof leaks like crazy! - Whaddya want?! - Didja see a pig? No! I hope you didn't eat it? Why would I eat my own kind?! Anyhow, I'm very sleepy.
Get out, will you? Funny, I was sure it came this way.
Let's check the woods.
That was close, huh? What's the idea?! My first kiss was with Akane-- What'm I saying? Akane--! Don't get pushy, just because I'm a nice guy--! How dare you ruin my flawless skin--! Ranma! What're you doing?! That's dirty! Hiding behind a girl! Ranma! You dirty--! Stop that! Are you okay? Pull yourself together.
You poor thing.
C'mon.
Hey! Where're you takin' him?! - To bed! - But he's--! What? He's--! Um.
.
.
We can't leave you with that nasty Ranma, can we? Be a good boy and stop crying, okay? What?! You idiot!! You're on your own! But I hurt Akane.
I was only worried about you! - That's a pain! - You're no guy! You're just--! Let go! I don't WANNA hold you! Stupid! If you hate it so much when I worry about you.
.
.
forget it!! Look this way! Shut up! Akane! Hey.
.
.
You can forget it.
From now on.
.
.
you and I are through!! I can't just blame Ranma.
I miss Akane.
I miss her, miss her.
.
.
A-K-A-N-E How'd this happen?! Before I knew it.
.
.
Maybe I'm too honest.
My love for Akane moved my fingers.
Yes, even the time that I went to the hills.
.
.
Ready, Cologne! Fine, here I come, Ryoga.
See, not with my eyes, but with my mind.
I see it! You still haven't got it.
Impossible! You're too distracted to see the stone's breaking point! What?! That's crazy! All I think of is defeating Ranma! How can I be distracted?! A-K-A-N-E Akane is in my heart.
And it's also true that she's now the focus of all my strength.
I even joined forces with Mousse to defeat Ranma.
.
.
because I hated Ranma for how he treated Akane.
How'd you conceal this monster ball?! Nothing's impossible for a master of illusion! Prepare to die, Ranma! Now I'm mad! Ain'tcha supposed to be weaker as a girl?! Not with this sudden burst of superhuman strength! I lost my concentration and failed.
.
.
but this time, I'll blast you to bits! Get away, Ryoga! There's a time bomb in that ball! Run!! Too heavy--! Save me--! You dirty.
.
.
You ain't gettin' away! Leggo! Forget it! Mousse, if you don't wanna die, gimme the key! Okay.
It's gone! What?! - Look again! - Stop it! Found it! We're saved! - P-chan! P-chan! - What?! Akane! Where are you, P-chan? P-chan! - Akane!! - Akane!! Get away from there! Ranma? Ryoga--? Run, Akane! - Get away from here! - What for? A bomb? Quit fooling around.
Have you seen P-chan? - Forget about him! - I can't! P-chan's fine! - How do you know? - He's fine! Fine! - But.
.
.
- You're such a hardhead! What?! Hardheaded, uncute tomboy!! Okay, so I'm hardheaded and uncute! This is stupid! It was real? I told you so.
But I've never been able to defeat Ranma.
That's because I've never been able to concentrate on fighting.
In the heat of battle, I'd always remember Akane's sweet smile.
Could my love for her.
.
.
be a hindrance to my training? My battle with Ranma, my love for Akane.
.
.
That's it! Akane, I've decided! I'll keep you from my thoughts until I've beaten Ranma! Then when I've settled my score with him.
.
.
I'll come to you without hesitation, without fear.
.
.
and reveal my true feelings.
.
.
to you! Sorry to keep you waiting, Ryoga.
I'm sorry for asking you out.
That's okay--! I must be dreaming.
Akane would never ask me out.
It's too good.
.
.
too good to be true!! - R-Ryoga? - That didn't hurt.
It's a dream, after all! Now that hurt.
It's for real, isn't it, Akane?! - Let's go, Ryoga! - Ok! Ryoga, I'll give you a kiss.
You're kidding--! - Close your eyes, okay? - But.
.
.
Like this? Kiss THIS! These surroundings--! - Could this be a d-date? - Yes.
Yes-s-s! Where shall we go, Akane? Well.
.
.
At times like this.
.
.
A romantic movie is best.
Let's go to the movies! Akane, thank you for the beautiful memories.
Now I'll go to the mountains and train until I'm ready to drop.
Farewell to you, too-- She's gone.
Hey, piggy! Where are you?! Well, that's okay.
They won't catch her now.
I'd better be on my way.
The youth, with a firm-set heart (so set, he made himself sick) Sought more rigourous training Ever deeper into the mountains he went - Or, so he thought That's funny.
Am I lost again? W-What's going on?! Ryoga! Are you all right? I thought you went on a journey.
Don't ya ever learn? You should stay home if you're just gonna get lost.
- With a crummy sense of direction-- - Shaddup! Don't shame me in front of Akane.
I'll shut that big mouth of yours! No more doubts! My only goal is to defeat you! Fight, you! Stop it! What're you doing here--?! Ryoga! You've been holdin' out on us! Introduce us to your new girlfriend.
No! She's not--! Quit it! Stop!