Inuyasha (2000) s01e79 Episode Script

My eternal liege, the ultimate demon who knows no rival my Lord Sesshomaru.
His father's heirloom, Tetsusaiga, known to fell a hundred demons in one sweep And only my Lord Sesshomaru is worthy of its magnificence! Such a sword is wasted on Lord Sesshomaru's younger brother Inuyasha, that despicable half-demon with a mortal for a mother! Rin.
Yes, Lord Sesshomaru? When you're hungry, you must find your own food.
All right! I'm off! My goodness! Lord Sesshomaru instructed Rin to find her own food.
Then he tells me to go help her! Master Jaken, how far must we go? How far?! Until we find food! Master Jaken? Just how are you of service to Lord Sesshomaru? W-Whaa! I serve him in many ways! - Many ways? - Yes! For instance Inuyasha's Tetsusaiga turned bright red.
I can't fathom how Lord Sesshomaru feels.
But Inuyasha's sword can even break through a demon barrier.
It's become extremely dangerous.
Yes, Lord Sesshomaru has his sword Tokijin.
As well as Tenseiga But no good can come out of Inuyasha wielding such a frightening sword.
That's it! Just prevent him from holding the sword! Master Jaken! Listen Rin! Today, you shall witness how I serve my Lord Sesshomaru! Okay, next! Next! Ready! Rock, paper, scissors! Yes! We win again! Sure feels good to win over and over again.
Right? Let's see Iron-Reaver, Soul-Stealer! Next! Sango, can you hear? Yes! Miroku, can you stop sighing so much? It's irritating.
If you hadn't shown the same hand as me, we'd have had another chance.
Oh, I get it.
Sango, you really wanted to stay back with me, huh? Listen! l just lost, okay? Or is this hand cursed? It's your personality that's cursed! Rock, paper, scissors! We did it! We've won again! We won with paper So that's Wind Tunnel.
Wi-nd Tun-nel! Hey! Sure you aren't cheating? Stop being a sore loser.
Rock, paper, scissors! Here they come! At last! Stop dawdling! They're coming! Appear, No-Man! You summoned? No-Man, Inuyasha and his group are coming.
Get close to them and steal Tetsusaiga! You are a demon borne out of the regrets of Man.
You should be able to grasp Tetsusaiga.
Now go and steal it! Tetsusaiga? The one that Inuyasha treasures so much! Is it valuable? Yes, so go and get it.
Rock, paper, scissors! We did it! We won again! Kagome, you're so strong.
Yup, I'm really good at this.
Now then, scissors is Hi-rai-ko-tsu.
Geez, I can't see Kagome anymore.
If we can't see them, we won't know if they cheat.
That's why! Miroku! Inuyasha, something's coming! What?! What is it? A mist? More like smoke.
A mountain fire? No, it's not fire.
W-What was that?! Don't touch me! It wasn't me who did it! Someone's pulling at me! Kagome! Why you! It's gone! The Sacred Jewel shards are gone! What?! Oh he's late! Master Jaken! The treasures! Oh! Did you get Tetsusaiga? What? No, no! These aren't it! What are these? Mmm treasures.
Fool! I have no need of these! You didn't get Tetsusaiga! Tetsusaiga? Inuyasha's sword.
He had an old, rusty sword.
Fool! That's it! It sure didn't look like a treasure.
What are you saying?! Now, go and get it! He's so slow.
Master Jaken, are you sure that demon can handle it? How I wish I had my henchmen.
Oh, I remember those days When I was the commander of many.
Back then, I led hundreds of demons and controlled the plains of Musashi.
At that time, we were at battle with demons who controlled the eastern mountains.
Their leader was Bikuni, who, despite being several hundred years old, was a formidable foe.
Just then! You're in my way! Move.
Who are you?! I said you're in the way.
Do you not understand?! W-Who is he?! Clear clear the path! How beautiful He's so dashing! Master Jaken! Forget me! Master Jaken! Forgive my rudeness! It may not have been your intention, but you have saved my life! I beg you! I beg you! Make me your servant! A moment, please! Here! Um What is this? If you can use it, I'll entrust it to you.
Yes sir! Err your name? Please tell me your name! Sesshomaru.
Lord Sesshomaru? Sir! Several decades have passed since that day and I have long sought to repay my debt to him.
I cannot leave this to No-Man.
Now then Master Jaken is so busy.
So You're the robber? Turn over the Sacred Jewel shards or you'll be sorry! You have some nerve, stealing things from us.
Hmm a sword a sword.
Oh there.
What're you doing?! Give me Tetsusaiga.
Hah! You bounced right off Tetsusaiga's barrier.
That's what happens when a demon tries to touch Tetsusaiga.
In this age of wars, men have lost lands and farms Lost homes to return to.
The amassed regret and bitterness of such men gave rise to this demon No-Man.
I I sorta feel sorry for him.
Look, if he returns everything, let's let him go.
There're the shards! - My top! - My things, too! Don't do anything bad now! If you do, We'll have to destroy you! If you'd like, I'll recite a sutra for your spirits' repose.
He was pretty earnest about this.
Strange demon.
Well, there are all kinds.
Damn! That hopeless demon What is this? Hot! Hot! I'm burning! Hot! Hot! Help! Water! Where's water?! Water! Water! Water! Water! Huh?! Huh? Did you hear a weird voice just now? Huh? Probably your imagination.
We've taken care of the demon let's move on ahead.
Let's.
That Inuyasha! Does it hurt, Master Jaken? Of course! - Then will you give up? - I will NOT! Move away! Rin, just go away! You said you wanted me to watch you in action.
I did not! Just wait, Inuyasha! I SHALL take Tetsusaiga away from you!! Man! We sure wasted time back there.
Hello there travelers.
Huh? What's this? "In training.
Will examine your lives and sharpen for free.
" I dunno what that means, but something smells weird.
This is good for building character.
That Inuyasha This incense has dulled his sense of smell.
And he doesn't recognize that I'm Jaken! If you desire, I will sharpen your lives.
Lives? He means your weapon.
This? Oh yes yes! Hmm Unusual to find a sword sharpener.
So you're a craftsman of the feudal age.
Maybe I'll take you up on it.
It's free, right? Free? That's nice.
Please do a good job.
You're a generous man.
Umm So that's about it.
We'll stop by later.
Counting on ya! Damn! That Inuyasha! All right! I'll sharpen them! If these weapons are super sharp, Inuyasha will want me to sharpen Tetsusaiga, too! And that will be the perfect opportunity! Now, now, now! Sharpen! Sharpen! Go for it, Jaken! Go for it, Jaken! Come on, everyone, together now! You're in my way! Humph! Who cares about Master Jaken! Huh? I thought of something! Come, Aun! Wow! So shiny! This is fine work! Yes, very good.
I'll say! Shucks! I shoulda left my sword, too.
But this old man is fast asleep from exhaustion.
Let's not wake him.
Let's just leave him a thank-you note.
Oh well too bad.
"Thank you very much.
" Huh?! Oh no! Gone! All gone! They've left! I've been duped! I sharpened those weapons to trick Inuyasha and steal his sword! But I've lost my chance! Oh yes I still have that option.
Just watch, Inuyasha! On this night, you and Tetsusaiga shall be separated! Now that I've gathered flowers for Lord Sesshomaru, we have to get back.
Err How did we get back? Huh? I don't know which way to go.
Say, do you smell Lord Sesshomaru? I see Oh well Let's go to Master Jaken then.
We sure walked a lot today Yes.
Huh? Is that a hot spring? Huh? Really! Wow! Looks great! Such luck, huh? Shall we bathe together? I guess we'll go separately.
We'll go first! While Inuyasha is in the spring, I shall steal away his Tetsusaiga.
Such a nice bath! Inuyasha isn't around.
Do dog-demons hate baths? I shoulda asked, too.
You're talking about that sharpener? Yeah He looked pretty skilled.
Sharpener? Should I appear as a sharpener? Then I can take Tetsusaiga! All right! Hey, we're done here! - Yeah! - Shall we go then? What?! He's gonna bathe? Make up your mind! Don't peek! Oh, sorry! Who'd peek at you! Oh, he didn't mean me.
Nice bath.
Yeah! Stay in there for a long time.
Oh!! Found Tetsusaiga! My bad! Wrong move.
I know! Use this to Oh! Did it! Got it! That's! Sesshomaru! Everything's spinning Same here Inuyasha! Yuck! S-Sessho maru is I'll try to stall him.
Do something about these two.
Let's go, Kirara! But do what?! Over there my clothes.
There! I found their clothes.
But where's Tetsusaiga? Master Jaken, there you are! Huh? Rin? Why are you here? I'm lost.
Hold it! Oh no! No, it's okay.
Rin is human, she can hold Tetsusaiga.
Rin, take this and go to Lord Sesshomaru.
But! Hiraikotsu! Rin, go while I hold her off! You're not getting away! Go around him, Kirara! Not so fast! Hold it, Jaken! Return my Tetsusaiga! I dunno what you're talking about! What?! Master Jaken! Rin, you fool! Why did you come back? Inuyasha! Are you all right? Yeah That's! A girl?! Grab on, Master Jaken! Rin! Hang on tight, Master Jaken.
Rin, why did you return? Well, I was worried about you.
Oh yes, where is Tetsusaiga? Huh? Oh! Oh? No! Huh? What's the matter, Master Jaken? Master Jaken! Hey! Damn that Jaken! I'll get 'im next time! Tetsusaiga seems to be what he wanted.
Sesshomaru himself was nowhere to be found.
Jaken worked alone on this.
What's the matter, Kagome? Was something stolen from you? No, it's nothing.
No one's noticed.
Sesshomaru is supposed to despise humans.
Yet it was It was a human girl who saved Jaken.
What's the meaning of this? All that work for nothing.
They all look so good.
Which would you choose, Master Jaken? Whichever! I don't care! Maybe I'll take two, even three.
Lord Sesshomaru and his whims! Keeping a human girl at his side.
This is so sweet, too! Master Jaken, you keep watch okay? Oh well, it cannot be helped.
I was worried about you.
That moment, if Rin had not returned, I would have been beaten badly by Inuyasha Huh?! You're! Sesshomaru can be so careless.
Taking his eyes off his ward.
Ohh! Rin! Rin! Riiiin! Lord Sesshomaru! Rin has been abducted! It was Naraku.
What's he up to anyway?! Fool! Did he think that I would take action over a mere mortal? And yet, he still walked straight into Naraku's den! Lord Sesshomaru! Talk about shy and reserved! Next on Inuyasha: "Sesshomaru and the Abducted Rin" Wait! Lord Sesshomaru!