Ranma 12 s01e87 Episode Script
Episode 87
Now then.
.
.
On spring day, cherry buds spread to flower.
The Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts, my pride and joy.
Man, I'm good.
Why, good morning.
'Morning.
Is Akane helping with breakfast? - No.
- Ah, really? She just wanted the use of the kitchen.
Maybe she's finally practicing for marriage.
I see.
I can't concentrate! Go away, Dad! Y-Yes, fine.
A dumpling wrapper? Everyone, breakfast is ready.
Thank you! - 'Morning! - Good morning.
Akane, come and eat your breakfast first.
After I finish this! What's Akane doin'? Practicing for marriage.
I think she's whipping up a treat just for you, Ranma.
- Do you like gyoza dumplings? - Isn't that nice? You lucky dog.
If you all envy me, you can have it.
No, no, no! OI' pervert! Bring back my pickles! Akane's fixing a feast for you! You can have that.
Give me my pickles! Are you trying to kill me?! - Give them back! - No! I'll get him for this! Stop, you--! Get away! It's done! A-Akane.
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.
Akane! It was an accident! I'm sorry! What a weird dumpling.
Do you know what we just did?! In the first place.
.
.
this would never have happened if you'd shared your pickles! I worked so hard on it, too.
.
.
! I'm sorry! But what's done is done, already, right? Kasumi, there's no soy sauce.
Coming up.
Akane, take over, will you? More rice! More rice, please.
I think you've hurt her pretty bad.
I know you spent a long time on that pie.
.
.
but forgive them, already.
That's the best thing to do.
A lovers' quarrel is depressing for everybody.
No guy will wanna marry a sourpuss like you.
You don't have to worry about me.
It looks like the engagement is off.
If so, Ranma and I will be homeless again! Maybe you can never come back.
Here's the soy sauce.
Why didn't Akane wake me up?! Ranma! You forgot your lunch! "Ranma, you idiot! I'll eat it!" I'm gonna eat it if you don't want it! "Fine, Ranma, be that way! I'll eat it myself!" I forgot my lunch!! I can't ask Akane for some.
Ukyo--! Wait, I didn't see her around today.
Hiroshi.
.
.
? Daisuke.
.
.
? Not here.
I know! Lucky I saved up for an emergency! What's wrong with Ranma? Who cares? He's a jerk.
- Did you two have a fight? - No.
Granny! A curry bun and yakisoba bun! "Sorry, sold out! the Lunch Lady" It can't be.
No.
.
.
! "Gone to national okonomiyaki cooking contest.
Closed 3 days.
" ".
.
.
Ucchan" This isn't even enough for takoyaki squid balls.
I'm home.
Akane? It's just terrible.
Father and Mr.
Saotome are fighting.
This happened because you didn't raise him right! What an insult! Rude fellow! You incompetent parent! Dad! Mr.
Satome! Akane! Soun and Genma are fighting because of you and Ranma! Stop it, Dad! That's stupid! Say no more, Akane! I just feel so sorry for you--! I'm starvin'! Well, I feel sorry for Ranma! Did somethin' happen to me? What's with that get-up?! Don't stop me, Ranma! The time of reckoning is at hand! Take that! - You dirty--! - Take that.
What're you waiting for?! Stop the fight! Saotome! Tendo! It's the end for you! Pop! Dad! Saotome! Hold on.
We'll finish the act later.
The "act"?! What's going on, Old Man? We had a good reason for this--! This is so stupid.
Gimme that! You fool! They were ready to make up! You ruined my plan! - The tragedy of it! - You bumbling idiot!! I'm sorry! Father, cheer up.
Kasumi.
.
.
! - May I have my pot back now? - Yes.
- I'm through with dinner.
- Wait, Akane.
What? Sit down.
Ranma's sorry.
Why not--! Akane! Please forgive him.
I'll eat everything you cook--! Mr.
Tendo.
.
.
"Apologize to Akane this instant!!" Sorry 'bout that.
"Say it like you mean it!!" Never mind.
Right! You can always bake another cake! Idiot! Moron! Dunce! You and Mr.
Saotome have been here for two years! I put everything into that pie to celebrate! But you ruined it over some stupid fight! How can you say I can always bake another?! I HATE you, Ranma!! I miss Akane.
What?! Akane's gone?! She's not in her room, the training hall or the bathroom! Where could she be? - She wouldn't--?! - Run away? Master! What a kidder you are! Akane would never do that! But she's gone.
She must have run away! She has?! No, no, no!! Akane, take me with you! What would I say to your dead mother?! No, no! I can never rest my head in her lap again! This is no time to be cryin'!! I found her before the expiration date on these cakes! That's because my love burns strong! Akane--! Akane! - Akaneee!! - That idiot!! Ranma! Did something happen to Akane? Ryoga! Akane!! Ranma! Akane!! Ranma! What's going on?! - Akane! - Akane! Akane! Akane! "Akane?!" Akane--! Please come home! Akane--? It's Akane! It's Akane! It's Akane! After her! Akane! Come back! We can talk! Stop! Come back! Akane! Akane.
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.
! Akane, don't abandon your father! But I'm not Akane! I'm Noriko! - Akane!! - Akane! Akane! Ranma, what happened, anyway?! What's done is done, already! Why run away just for that?! You idiot!! Idiot? YOU'RE the idiot!! - What's the big idea?! - Ranma! This time, you've REALL Y disappointed me! Go ahead, laugh if you want.
I'm ANGRY! Scoundrel! You forced yourself on Akane, didn't you?! Whaddya talkin' about? Shut UP!! You're crazy! See ya! Stop! Coward! Akane!! Akane! Any luck? No.
.
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! Akane! Answer me if you're in here! Akane! "It's all Ranma's fault!!" Akane! "Please come home!" Lemme alone! We'll finish this fight later! Punishing Blast! Come back, Ranma! I got no time for this! Shut up! I'll defeat you and find Akane myself ! - With your pitiful sense of direction?! - Quiet! Quit it, willya?! Ryoga! Ryoga!! See? I told you! C'mon, get up! - Ranma.
.
.
! - Quit it.
Hey.
.
.
Get off, Ryoga.
C'mon, this is no time to go unconscious! Whatta lamebrain! Man, that was scary.
.
.
! H-Hey--! Isn't she back yet? She's really mad this time.
She's a very stubborn girl.
Is Akane back? We've searched everywhere.
Do you think she's in the next town by now? "Leave it to me, I'LL find her!!" I'll go with you! Guess I'll look some more.
You idiot.
I'll never find Akane now.
She's not back yet? Akane, you big idiot!! I'm.
.
.
worried about you, too! Akane!! Akane! Were you here all along--? What's the IDEA?! We thought you ran away! Everybody's searching like crazy! Did I say I would run away? Akane--! Hop on.
You can't stay here forever.
You'll catch a cold.
I don't want your help.
Akane! Ranma, are you all right? I thought you didn't want my help? Why should a "big idiot" accept your help? You heard that? I didn't mean--.
Er, uh.
.
.
That's okay.
You were worried about me, so I'll forgive you this time.
Akane.
.
.
! P-chan! Get off ! Get off me, you--! Hey! Don't hurt P-chan! Are you okay? How'd you get that bump?! Ranma hit you? You poor thing.
Ranma!! You vicious--! He had it comin'! There, there.
I'll punish Ranma for you.
Cheer up, P-chan.
Father and the others are late.
I'd better start breakfast.
What? All night long.
.
.
she was on the roof? But I.
.
.
! I dredged all the gutters in town.
Thank you.
You must all be cold.
Have some hot soup.
Sorry to've made everyone worry.
She's sorry, Pop.
What were we doing, anyway?! - I'll never recover from this! - I'm resting from school! To apologize, I cooked up some gyoza dumplings! Have some.
What's wrong? Forget it.
I'll give them all to Ranma.
- Have some.
- Very good! Hey--! Just dig in! Akane.
.
.
Please! Won't you run away again? You jerk! Why're you so insensitive?! I'm not! I'm just bein' honest!
.
.
On spring day, cherry buds spread to flower.
The Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts, my pride and joy.
Man, I'm good.
Why, good morning.
'Morning.
Is Akane helping with breakfast? - No.
- Ah, really? She just wanted the use of the kitchen.
Maybe she's finally practicing for marriage.
I see.
I can't concentrate! Go away, Dad! Y-Yes, fine.
A dumpling wrapper? Everyone, breakfast is ready.
Thank you! - 'Morning! - Good morning.
Akane, come and eat your breakfast first.
After I finish this! What's Akane doin'? Practicing for marriage.
I think she's whipping up a treat just for you, Ranma.
- Do you like gyoza dumplings? - Isn't that nice? You lucky dog.
If you all envy me, you can have it.
No, no, no! OI' pervert! Bring back my pickles! Akane's fixing a feast for you! You can have that.
Give me my pickles! Are you trying to kill me?! - Give them back! - No! I'll get him for this! Stop, you--! Get away! It's done! A-Akane.
.
.
Akane! It was an accident! I'm sorry! What a weird dumpling.
Do you know what we just did?! In the first place.
.
.
this would never have happened if you'd shared your pickles! I worked so hard on it, too.
.
.
! I'm sorry! But what's done is done, already, right? Kasumi, there's no soy sauce.
Coming up.
Akane, take over, will you? More rice! More rice, please.
I think you've hurt her pretty bad.
I know you spent a long time on that pie.
.
.
but forgive them, already.
That's the best thing to do.
A lovers' quarrel is depressing for everybody.
No guy will wanna marry a sourpuss like you.
You don't have to worry about me.
It looks like the engagement is off.
If so, Ranma and I will be homeless again! Maybe you can never come back.
Here's the soy sauce.
Why didn't Akane wake me up?! Ranma! You forgot your lunch! "Ranma, you idiot! I'll eat it!" I'm gonna eat it if you don't want it! "Fine, Ranma, be that way! I'll eat it myself!" I forgot my lunch!! I can't ask Akane for some.
Ukyo--! Wait, I didn't see her around today.
Hiroshi.
.
.
? Daisuke.
.
.
? Not here.
I know! Lucky I saved up for an emergency! What's wrong with Ranma? Who cares? He's a jerk.
- Did you two have a fight? - No.
Granny! A curry bun and yakisoba bun! "Sorry, sold out! the Lunch Lady" It can't be.
No.
.
.
! "Gone to national okonomiyaki cooking contest.
Closed 3 days.
" ".
.
.
Ucchan" This isn't even enough for takoyaki squid balls.
I'm home.
Akane? It's just terrible.
Father and Mr.
Saotome are fighting.
This happened because you didn't raise him right! What an insult! Rude fellow! You incompetent parent! Dad! Mr.
Satome! Akane! Soun and Genma are fighting because of you and Ranma! Stop it, Dad! That's stupid! Say no more, Akane! I just feel so sorry for you--! I'm starvin'! Well, I feel sorry for Ranma! Did somethin' happen to me? What's with that get-up?! Don't stop me, Ranma! The time of reckoning is at hand! Take that! - You dirty--! - Take that.
What're you waiting for?! Stop the fight! Saotome! Tendo! It's the end for you! Pop! Dad! Saotome! Hold on.
We'll finish the act later.
The "act"?! What's going on, Old Man? We had a good reason for this--! This is so stupid.
Gimme that! You fool! They were ready to make up! You ruined my plan! - The tragedy of it! - You bumbling idiot!! I'm sorry! Father, cheer up.
Kasumi.
.
.
! - May I have my pot back now? - Yes.
- I'm through with dinner.
- Wait, Akane.
What? Sit down.
Ranma's sorry.
Why not--! Akane! Please forgive him.
I'll eat everything you cook--! Mr.
Tendo.
.
.
"Apologize to Akane this instant!!" Sorry 'bout that.
"Say it like you mean it!!" Never mind.
Right! You can always bake another cake! Idiot! Moron! Dunce! You and Mr.
Saotome have been here for two years! I put everything into that pie to celebrate! But you ruined it over some stupid fight! How can you say I can always bake another?! I HATE you, Ranma!! I miss Akane.
What?! Akane's gone?! She's not in her room, the training hall or the bathroom! Where could she be? - She wouldn't--?! - Run away? Master! What a kidder you are! Akane would never do that! But she's gone.
She must have run away! She has?! No, no, no!! Akane, take me with you! What would I say to your dead mother?! No, no! I can never rest my head in her lap again! This is no time to be cryin'!! I found her before the expiration date on these cakes! That's because my love burns strong! Akane--! Akane! - Akaneee!! - That idiot!! Ranma! Did something happen to Akane? Ryoga! Akane!! Ranma! Akane!! Ranma! What's going on?! - Akane! - Akane! Akane! Akane! "Akane?!" Akane--! Please come home! Akane--? It's Akane! It's Akane! It's Akane! After her! Akane! Come back! We can talk! Stop! Come back! Akane! Akane.
.
.
! Akane, don't abandon your father! But I'm not Akane! I'm Noriko! - Akane!! - Akane! Akane! Ranma, what happened, anyway?! What's done is done, already! Why run away just for that?! You idiot!! Idiot? YOU'RE the idiot!! - What's the big idea?! - Ranma! This time, you've REALL Y disappointed me! Go ahead, laugh if you want.
I'm ANGRY! Scoundrel! You forced yourself on Akane, didn't you?! Whaddya talkin' about? Shut UP!! You're crazy! See ya! Stop! Coward! Akane!! Akane! Any luck? No.
.
.
! Akane! Answer me if you're in here! Akane! "It's all Ranma's fault!!" Akane! "Please come home!" Lemme alone! We'll finish this fight later! Punishing Blast! Come back, Ranma! I got no time for this! Shut up! I'll defeat you and find Akane myself ! - With your pitiful sense of direction?! - Quiet! Quit it, willya?! Ryoga! Ryoga!! See? I told you! C'mon, get up! - Ranma.
.
.
! - Quit it.
Hey.
.
.
Get off, Ryoga.
C'mon, this is no time to go unconscious! Whatta lamebrain! Man, that was scary.
.
.
! H-Hey--! Isn't she back yet? She's really mad this time.
She's a very stubborn girl.
Is Akane back? We've searched everywhere.
Do you think she's in the next town by now? "Leave it to me, I'LL find her!!" I'll go with you! Guess I'll look some more.
You idiot.
I'll never find Akane now.
She's not back yet? Akane, you big idiot!! I'm.
.
.
worried about you, too! Akane!! Akane! Were you here all along--? What's the IDEA?! We thought you ran away! Everybody's searching like crazy! Did I say I would run away? Akane--! Hop on.
You can't stay here forever.
You'll catch a cold.
I don't want your help.
Akane! Ranma, are you all right? I thought you didn't want my help? Why should a "big idiot" accept your help? You heard that? I didn't mean--.
Er, uh.
.
.
That's okay.
You were worried about me, so I'll forgive you this time.
Akane.
.
.
! P-chan! Get off ! Get off me, you--! Hey! Don't hurt P-chan! Are you okay? How'd you get that bump?! Ranma hit you? You poor thing.
Ranma!! You vicious--! He had it comin'! There, there.
I'll punish Ranma for you.
Cheer up, P-chan.
Father and the others are late.
I'd better start breakfast.
What? All night long.
.
.
she was on the roof? But I.
.
.
! I dredged all the gutters in town.
Thank you.
You must all be cold.
Have some hot soup.
Sorry to've made everyone worry.
She's sorry, Pop.
What were we doing, anyway?! - I'll never recover from this! - I'm resting from school! To apologize, I cooked up some gyoza dumplings! Have some.
What's wrong? Forget it.
I'll give them all to Ranma.
- Have some.
- Very good! Hey--! Just dig in! Akane.
.
.
Please! Won't you run away again? You jerk! Why're you so insensitive?! I'm not! I'm just bein' honest!