Ranma 12 s01e90 Episode Script
Episode 90
I have spasms.
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.
! M-My spasms--! What's the matter? I suddenly got one of my attacks.
Kind young woman, won't you please rub my back? How terrible.
Here? - A little to the right.
- Here? A little lower.
Huh? Who's there?! You two are--! - Ling-Ling! - Lung-Lung! I thought you went back to China.
We tried to kill Ranma for big sister Shampoo, who lost fight.
But we went home to China for sake of Sister's happiness.
Then we wait, but get no happy news of Ranma and Sister's marriage.
We hear rumor that Ranma have many fiancees.
So we come to help Shampoo and kill Ranma's other fiancees.
You are last one.
Huh?! First two give no trouble.
Piece of cake.
Overwhelming victory! You wouldn't be talking about Ukyo and Kodachi, would you? First one get caught in our brilliant trap and lose miserable.
No.
.
.
! You die now! There, opening! Who are you two, anyway?! So sorry! We stop.
Please forgive! Oh, no! I worked so hard on that okonomiyaki for Ranma Honey! Hear her? We destroy completely her great treasure.
Our plan work like charm.
Maybe we too hard on her.
That's all you've got to say? Get OUTTA here!! Next girl even more pitiful.
Her tragic end too scary to mention! Oh, my! You two! Do you know Green Turtle lives in this pond?! Alligator!! We not know Japan have Jusenkyo Cursed Springs, too.
Girl turn into alligator.
We not know how.
Alligator very scary.
Now come your turn, Akane Tendo! We send you to hell like other two! Hey--! Wait! Wait, I said! I know you're concerned for your sister, but-- That our greatest worry.
We Amazon sisters must marry by seniority system.
If Big Sister Shampoo never get marry.
.
.
we younger sisters in big, big trouble! Hey, aren't you two only looking out for your own selves? Your question meaningless! Meaningless to say anything! What's that? I can't be wasting my time on you! Good-bye! You run? Worst coward for sure! Come back! I don't care what they call me! I can't be bothered with them any more! Yo! What's up, Akane? I'm in a big mess because of you! Heh? Really? Ranma Saotome! Hey, it's Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung! Long time no see! Ya doin' okay? I'll say.
Like dynamite! Akane Tendo! Showing off your friendliness with Ranma.
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is making challenge to us! What the heck's going on? They want you to marry Shampoo so they're wiping out all of her rivals! What?! This doesn't concern me one bit.
I'm letting you handle this.
Wait a minute--! They're all yours! Bye-bye! - Stop! - No!! Ranma! Why you interfere?! Ranma love Akane Tendo, after all?! N-No, I--! Anyhow--! Quit attacking people! Ranma! Give definite answer! What're they doing, Mama? Just ignore them! Come on! Give answer! Come! Answer, Ranma Saotome! - Answer! - Answer! Okay! Here goes--! Akane Tendo and I are nothing to each other! Satisfied?! Ranma Saotome not love Akane Tendo! Akane Tendo not love Ranma Saotome, too! You don't hafta be so blunt about it.
Then nothing stopping Big Sister Shampoo.
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.
from marrying with Ranma? Aiyaa! Our future looking bright! We go tell Shampoo good news quick! That ain't it! Wait a minute! Why you stop us, Ranma?! "Why".
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.
?! Why should I feel bashful?! You love--?! What wrong, Ling-Ling? Ranma love others.
And they be.
.
.
So it true? Shocking news for sure.
Hey.
What's wrong, you two? This tragic conclusion.
We must make sad trip back to China.
Tell me what's wrong.
Our overwhelming beauty to blame! I feel sorry! Ranma love us so much.
How we ever apologize to Shampoo? Hey.
.
.
! You disappoint me, Ranma Saotome! How can you do this to Akane? You two-timer!! I'll punish you for Akane's sake! Wait! I can explain--! Shut up! I don't wanna hear it! Quit it, willya, Ryoga?! Fight like a man! Stop it! Ranma Big Sister Shampoo's husband for sure! You not lay finger on him! You girls explain it to Ryoga, okay? See ya, pal! Aside! Interfere with us and meet with bad luck for sure! No one ever escape our secret move.
Ultimate Secret Technique! Great Phoenix Dance of Fire! What?! Ranma! We resolve for sure! You cannot disobey! That reminds me, what'd you do to Ryoga? Die!! Honestly, why can't Shampoo have normal sisters? A note? "We challenge you!" A challenge to a fight? Akane Tendo! You fight us! When you lose, you give up Ranma! Look, how many times must I tell you? We're not-- We holding Ranma! You fear us! That why you run! Chinese Amazon woman fight to death for her man! That only natural, for sure! But Japanese woman run away! No spunk! Huh! Amazon woman is obsessive.
That's natural for sure, too.
Ryoga! Ryoga! See what happen when he try to stop us! He tragic victim! The Kiss of Death.
.
.
! We wait for you, Akane Tendo! Come for sure! Ryoga--?! The Phoenix.
.
.
! Ryoga.
.
.
! Did those girls really do this to you? And what's that mark on your face? That's the mark of the Great Phoenix Dance! Grandmother Cologne! I see even Ryoga was helpless.
.
.
against the Great Phoenix Dance of Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung.
The Great Phoenix Dance? Long ago, when invaders came over the Great Wall of China.
.
.
a weapon, like the Phoenix rising, drove back the barbarians! The 3,000-year-old technique of the Amazon Women.
.
.
the Great Phoenix Dance! I never dreamed Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung had mastered it so well.
Not even Son-in-law could resist.
No wonder he was captured.
Ranma.
.
.
! You here, Akane Tendo? First, make promise.
If lose, you give up Ranma forever for sure! Suit yourself.
Is Ranma all right? Akane Tendo! Fight now! Die! Those two tomboys are pretty nice, after all! Look at this great food! What a difference from Akane! Strong.
No wonder she take Ranma from Shampoo.
But our technique defeat you completely, for sure.
What's goin' on? Ling-Ling! Lung-Lung! Ultimate Secret Technique! Phoenix! Chinese Amazon 3,000-year legendary technique! Great Phoenix Dance! What weirdos! First, a pasted-up paper dragon and now a phoenix? This isn't the Nebuta Float Festival! Ranma, you're safe?! Whaddya talkin' about? What're you doin' here? Ranma! Don't stop us fighting! One who win complete victory marry with you! We fight in place of Big Sister Shampoo and defeat Akane Tendo! - You're fighting over me--? - Don't misunderstand! I'm a Tendo! I would've shamed the Tendo school if I'd run from the Amazons! "Here, here!" Prepare to die! Come on! "Amazing!" That's my little girl! Magnificent, Akane! "Ranma's bride-to-be!" "A-number-one!" Fight not over yet! Not yet! It's truly the invulnerable Phoenix! "Three thousand Chinese years!" Now begins full-scale attack! Take this! Akane, look out!! "Go-o-o, Japan!" Akane! Those brats! Wait, Son-in-law! Akane won't give up yet.
Just watch.
- We do it! - Here finishing blow! I'm not giving up without a fight! Why don't the eggs explode? She's a true Tendo daughter! Don't you see, Son-in-law? She's knocking them away, avoiding the explosive core! In other words, she's too clumsy to hit them dead center.
"Yoiks!" Akane Tendo! You coward for sure! You disgrace to all martial artists! Lung-Lung! Pedal harder for sure! Ling-Ling, put more effort in for sure! - We goners for sure! - More effort useless for sure! It's all broken to bits now.
There's no way they can fix it.
The legendary Phoenix has finally risen! "What th'?!" This is true Ultimate Technique! Phoenix Great Dance! Dance of Fire! Is this the technique that did Ryoga in?! This our true Ultimate Technique.
Don't like to use this.
Dangerous.
"Sure surprised me!" Amazing! So this is your true Ultimate Secret Technique? Not quite work as we expect.
- Too bad, for sure! - Sez who?! What the heck happened? "You got me.
" I guess you've won, dearie.
No--! They probably challenged me without telling Shampoo.
Besides, Ranma ended up saving me.
I had no intention of marrying him, anyway.
How innocent.
I was like that once.
By the way, Grandmother Cologne.
.
.
I'd like to know something.
What kind of weird technique was that? Is there really a Great Phoenix Fire? A-hem.
How low our 3,000-year-old Amazon history has sunk.
.
.
! M-My spasms--! What's the matter? I suddenly got one of my attacks.
Kind young woman, won't you please rub my back? How terrible.
Here? - A little to the right.
- Here? A little lower.
Huh? Who's there?! You two are--! - Ling-Ling! - Lung-Lung! I thought you went back to China.
We tried to kill Ranma for big sister Shampoo, who lost fight.
But we went home to China for sake of Sister's happiness.
Then we wait, but get no happy news of Ranma and Sister's marriage.
We hear rumor that Ranma have many fiancees.
So we come to help Shampoo and kill Ranma's other fiancees.
You are last one.
Huh?! First two give no trouble.
Piece of cake.
Overwhelming victory! You wouldn't be talking about Ukyo and Kodachi, would you? First one get caught in our brilliant trap and lose miserable.
No.
.
.
! You die now! There, opening! Who are you two, anyway?! So sorry! We stop.
Please forgive! Oh, no! I worked so hard on that okonomiyaki for Ranma Honey! Hear her? We destroy completely her great treasure.
Our plan work like charm.
Maybe we too hard on her.
That's all you've got to say? Get OUTTA here!! Next girl even more pitiful.
Her tragic end too scary to mention! Oh, my! You two! Do you know Green Turtle lives in this pond?! Alligator!! We not know Japan have Jusenkyo Cursed Springs, too.
Girl turn into alligator.
We not know how.
Alligator very scary.
Now come your turn, Akane Tendo! We send you to hell like other two! Hey--! Wait! Wait, I said! I know you're concerned for your sister, but-- That our greatest worry.
We Amazon sisters must marry by seniority system.
If Big Sister Shampoo never get marry.
.
.
we younger sisters in big, big trouble! Hey, aren't you two only looking out for your own selves? Your question meaningless! Meaningless to say anything! What's that? I can't be wasting my time on you! Good-bye! You run? Worst coward for sure! Come back! I don't care what they call me! I can't be bothered with them any more! Yo! What's up, Akane? I'm in a big mess because of you! Heh? Really? Ranma Saotome! Hey, it's Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung! Long time no see! Ya doin' okay? I'll say.
Like dynamite! Akane Tendo! Showing off your friendliness with Ranma.
.
.
is making challenge to us! What the heck's going on? They want you to marry Shampoo so they're wiping out all of her rivals! What?! This doesn't concern me one bit.
I'm letting you handle this.
Wait a minute--! They're all yours! Bye-bye! - Stop! - No!! Ranma! Why you interfere?! Ranma love Akane Tendo, after all?! N-No, I--! Anyhow--! Quit attacking people! Ranma! Give definite answer! What're they doing, Mama? Just ignore them! Come on! Give answer! Come! Answer, Ranma Saotome! - Answer! - Answer! Okay! Here goes--! Akane Tendo and I are nothing to each other! Satisfied?! Ranma Saotome not love Akane Tendo! Akane Tendo not love Ranma Saotome, too! You don't hafta be so blunt about it.
Then nothing stopping Big Sister Shampoo.
.
.
from marrying with Ranma? Aiyaa! Our future looking bright! We go tell Shampoo good news quick! That ain't it! Wait a minute! Why you stop us, Ranma?! "Why".
.
.
?! Why should I feel bashful?! You love--?! What wrong, Ling-Ling? Ranma love others.
And they be.
.
.
So it true? Shocking news for sure.
Hey.
What's wrong, you two? This tragic conclusion.
We must make sad trip back to China.
Tell me what's wrong.
Our overwhelming beauty to blame! I feel sorry! Ranma love us so much.
How we ever apologize to Shampoo? Hey.
.
.
! You disappoint me, Ranma Saotome! How can you do this to Akane? You two-timer!! I'll punish you for Akane's sake! Wait! I can explain--! Shut up! I don't wanna hear it! Quit it, willya, Ryoga?! Fight like a man! Stop it! Ranma Big Sister Shampoo's husband for sure! You not lay finger on him! You girls explain it to Ryoga, okay? See ya, pal! Aside! Interfere with us and meet with bad luck for sure! No one ever escape our secret move.
Ultimate Secret Technique! Great Phoenix Dance of Fire! What?! Ranma! We resolve for sure! You cannot disobey! That reminds me, what'd you do to Ryoga? Die!! Honestly, why can't Shampoo have normal sisters? A note? "We challenge you!" A challenge to a fight? Akane Tendo! You fight us! When you lose, you give up Ranma! Look, how many times must I tell you? We're not-- We holding Ranma! You fear us! That why you run! Chinese Amazon woman fight to death for her man! That only natural, for sure! But Japanese woman run away! No spunk! Huh! Amazon woman is obsessive.
That's natural for sure, too.
Ryoga! Ryoga! See what happen when he try to stop us! He tragic victim! The Kiss of Death.
.
.
! We wait for you, Akane Tendo! Come for sure! Ryoga--?! The Phoenix.
.
.
! Ryoga.
.
.
! Did those girls really do this to you? And what's that mark on your face? That's the mark of the Great Phoenix Dance! Grandmother Cologne! I see even Ryoga was helpless.
.
.
against the Great Phoenix Dance of Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung.
The Great Phoenix Dance? Long ago, when invaders came over the Great Wall of China.
.
.
a weapon, like the Phoenix rising, drove back the barbarians! The 3,000-year-old technique of the Amazon Women.
.
.
the Great Phoenix Dance! I never dreamed Ling-Ling and Lung-Lung had mastered it so well.
Not even Son-in-law could resist.
No wonder he was captured.
Ranma.
.
.
! You here, Akane Tendo? First, make promise.
If lose, you give up Ranma forever for sure! Suit yourself.
Is Ranma all right? Akane Tendo! Fight now! Die! Those two tomboys are pretty nice, after all! Look at this great food! What a difference from Akane! Strong.
No wonder she take Ranma from Shampoo.
But our technique defeat you completely, for sure.
What's goin' on? Ling-Ling! Lung-Lung! Ultimate Secret Technique! Phoenix! Chinese Amazon 3,000-year legendary technique! Great Phoenix Dance! What weirdos! First, a pasted-up paper dragon and now a phoenix? This isn't the Nebuta Float Festival! Ranma, you're safe?! Whaddya talkin' about? What're you doin' here? Ranma! Don't stop us fighting! One who win complete victory marry with you! We fight in place of Big Sister Shampoo and defeat Akane Tendo! - You're fighting over me--? - Don't misunderstand! I'm a Tendo! I would've shamed the Tendo school if I'd run from the Amazons! "Here, here!" Prepare to die! Come on! "Amazing!" That's my little girl! Magnificent, Akane! "Ranma's bride-to-be!" "A-number-one!" Fight not over yet! Not yet! It's truly the invulnerable Phoenix! "Three thousand Chinese years!" Now begins full-scale attack! Take this! Akane, look out!! "Go-o-o, Japan!" Akane! Those brats! Wait, Son-in-law! Akane won't give up yet.
Just watch.
- We do it! - Here finishing blow! I'm not giving up without a fight! Why don't the eggs explode? She's a true Tendo daughter! Don't you see, Son-in-law? She's knocking them away, avoiding the explosive core! In other words, she's too clumsy to hit them dead center.
"Yoiks!" Akane Tendo! You coward for sure! You disgrace to all martial artists! Lung-Lung! Pedal harder for sure! Ling-Ling, put more effort in for sure! - We goners for sure! - More effort useless for sure! It's all broken to bits now.
There's no way they can fix it.
The legendary Phoenix has finally risen! "What th'?!" This is true Ultimate Technique! Phoenix Great Dance! Dance of Fire! Is this the technique that did Ryoga in?! This our true Ultimate Technique.
Don't like to use this.
Dangerous.
"Sure surprised me!" Amazing! So this is your true Ultimate Secret Technique? Not quite work as we expect.
- Too bad, for sure! - Sez who?! What the heck happened? "You got me.
" I guess you've won, dearie.
No--! They probably challenged me without telling Shampoo.
Besides, Ranma ended up saving me.
I had no intention of marrying him, anyway.
How innocent.
I was like that once.
By the way, Grandmother Cologne.
.
.
I'd like to know something.
What kind of weird technique was that? Is there really a Great Phoenix Fire? A-hem.
How low our 3,000-year-old Amazon history has sunk.