Ranma 12 s01e98 Episode Script
Episode 98
That's right, it's so much fun! You challenged the Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club of the St.
Hebereke School for Girls! How reckless can you be? Please! Hey, Akane! Do your own homework! C'mon, don't be so mean.
Aka-ne! Will you stop?! You'll pay! "Would you mind not SCARING me like that?!" How dare you touch Ranma Darling when I'm not looking?! For a girl with your skill, ya sure got beat up.
Take off those clothes.
I'll dry them for you.
My clothes may dry, but these tears of humiliation can never be dried.
Not until I win back the Sphere of Fury.
What's a Sphere of Fury? One of the Three Sacred Treasures Symbols of Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics.
The Sphere has long been our club's treasure.
Losing it is akin to losing our soul.
To wipe out this humiliation I must win back the Sphere, even at the risk of my life! That is the test given to me! Then why not go for it? We are not strangers to each other, Ranma Darling.
We have promised to spend our lives together.
It is the fate of two who love each other so to overcome any adversity together.
In other words, you want me to help ya? That's ridiculous! I'm a guy.
I could care less about women's martial arts rhythmic gymnastics! So long! Gotta go hit the books.
You could disguise yourself as a girl! Forget it! I never wanna wear leotards again! "Again"? A-Anyhow, forget it.
Hey! No fighting in my room! I'll come again! Who does she expect to clean this mess? Ranma, should you ignore Kodachi? Why not just help her? Aren't you two promised to each other? Forget it! I ain't got time to waste on that dangerous chick.
Oh? Akane! Come quick, Akane! At morning training, some weird guys challenged us! Now let's have it.
Hold it! You're guys? So you're the guys who stole the Sacred Treasure from the St.
Hebereke Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnasts? Who are you, anyway? I am captain of the Men's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club Kimiyasu Daitokuji! With Furinkan High's Clubs of Inscrutability added to the two Treasures already in our possession we shall have all three Sacred Treasures! Then will we win back our beloved Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics from the girls! Why can'tcha just let the girls have it? You know nothing.
The most beautiful martial art of all is Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics! It belongs to men, not to women.
Martial Arts Gynastics: Men's Division Do you understand? Shouldn't ya leave it to the girls, after all? What?! Do you know the tears of frustration we wept because of cruel prejudice and misconceptions? Rhythmic gymnastics is for girls! You're weird! But now, Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics for men will stand above all other forms of martial arts! Don't make me laugh.
Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics is only girls' play.
The most powerful and beautiful martial art is Japanese fencing! If you ask me fencing is only a barbaric and useless game of samurai at play.
I applaud your pluck, at least.
Fight me fairly and squarely, then! What's fair and square about that? Now, hand it over.
Come on.
-- Please Akane, help us.
-- Please! If we lose this last Treasure Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics will be finished! Quit it, Akane! Don't you know it's useless to fight us? No, we don't!! Ho, you show a lot of promise.
We'd like to have you join our Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club.
Forget it.
Then keep out of this.
Upperclassman Daitokuji! Let's have you become a target of the sacred Sphere of Fury! Alley-oop! For a Sacred Treasure, it ain't too effective.
That's the Sphere of Fury from St.
Hebereke School for Girls! This is the Sphere they took from Kodachi--? The Fury has exploded!! Ranma! Are you all right?! Akane, we'll have to rely on you, after all.
If you team up with that pigtailed girl who fought Kodachi before we're sure to win.
Our Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club is counting on you! But-- An excellent idea! I'll see Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl in leotards again! Talk about killing two birds at once! Fine, we accept! If we win, we're taking the third Treasure Clubs of Inscrutability! Let us meet tomorrow! Ranma, I'm not counting on you to help.
You don't want to help, anyway.
I can easily handle those guys by myself--! Is this supposed ta be one of your moves? You disappoint me, Ranma! Quit yammering and help Akane! Ol' freak! Don't tell me what to do! What'd I do to you? I only want to see you in tights! Don't dash the hopes of an old man who hasn't long to live! Put these on.
Dirty pervert!! Stop it! Grandfather Happosai! Ranma! I can do it without Ranma's help! Yeah, right.
Rats! I don't wanna wear a leotard but I can't let clumsy Akane fight alone! What a pest! Ranma Darling! Yo, Kodachi! Akane and I will get-- I mean, the Pigtailed Girl will get the Treasure back, so don't worry.
Later! What's the idea, Kodachi--?! There's no need for you and me to exert ourselves, Ranma Darling.
Let's pray that Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl fight hard.
Just the two of us.
I can't do that! If I don't go, Akane will be all alone--! Knockout drops--! Kodachi, you dirty--! We're alone at last, aren't we? BATTLE FOR THE 3 SACRED TREASURES OF MARTIAL ARTS RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS The battle for the Three Sacred Treasures will now begin! In the red corner, captain of the men's team, Kimiyasu Daitokuji! In the blue corner, Akane Tendo of Furinkan High School! Why?! Why isn't the Pigtailed Girl here?! If not, Akane Tendo, I give my love to you alone! I don't care if Ranma's not here.
I'll fight them alone! I'll surely win the last remaining Sacred Treasure! Fight, Akane Tendo! This no-holds-barred, single-round match will now commence! Kodachi!! Lemme down, you--!! What's the big idea?! Lemme--! Uh-oh Help! It's gonna eat me! Help! Get away! Scram! This ain't funny! Green Turtle must be happy to see you.
How excited he is! Girls are no match for male Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnasts! Challenger Tendo is already backed into a corner.
The match will continue until one challenger is completely defeated.
However, a loss will be ruled if a challenger falls out of the ring.
A grown man, mercilessly attacking a defenseless girl--! You coward, Kimiyasu Daitokuji! Tatewaki Kuno, will come to her aid! You can't, Kuno! Akane represents the Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics! It's against the rules for a boy to help her! Ah, how vexing! Akane's our only hope! Come on, Akane! Kodachi! Don't you want your Sacred Treasure back?! Of course.
When those men have defeated Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl I shall then make my entrance.
"Divide and conquer" is a splendid strategy! You sneaky--! Look out--! How frightening! Darn it! So long! Ranma Darling?! Prepare to lose, Akane Tendo! Men's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastic secret move! Ring of No Return! Is Tendo headed outside the ring and toward disqualification?! Akane!! Tag me in! -- Ranma--! -- I'll handle the rest! You're tagged! What? Oh! The Pigtailed Girl! That tag was against the rules! Challenger Daitokuji is vigorously protesting the tag made by the Pigtailed Girl! Fair tag! Fair tag! Fair tag! An overwhelming majority of spectators has ruled a fair tag! Replacing Akane Tendo will be the Pigtailed Girl! Let's go! Well, all right.
I was about to unleash the Three Sacred Treasures, anyway.
It's fitting that I use them on a spirited girl like you.
Sacred Treasure Number One--! Sphere of Fury! Sphere of Fury.
Some girls were so absorbed in Martial Arts Gymnastics that they never found boyfriends.
Their fury seeped into the Sphere and explodes in resentment.
It sounds like a terrible wrath.
Yes, this Fury is never-ending, even unto eternity! Sacred Treasure Number Two, Ribbon of Solitude! Ribbon of Solitude.
Some girls were so absorbed in Martial Arts Gymnastics that they never found boyfriends.
Their sorrow flows from the ribbon as tears of resentment.
I see! "Tears of Resentment.
" That sounds dangerous! Hey, how about givin' me a Sacred Treasure, too?! I'd forgotten! She can have the Sacred Treasure of the Furinkan High gymnastic club! Now let's go, Daitokuji! Sacred Treasure Number Three! Clubs of Inscrutability! What kind of power do those clubs have?! Girls who were absorbed in Martial Gymnastics never found boyfriends.
So their sense of abandonment seeped into the clubs! So what happens?! What the heck is this?! That's what happens.
Maybe it's like the horn of plenty, but isn't this kinda yucky? What do you expect from a weak school like ours? Miracles?! Don't cry!! Shall we wind this up? A present from me.
Take it! Drat! Ranma! You can just forget it! Is challenger Daitokuji out of the ring?! No! He's still here! He hung on! Daitokuji hung on! Sir--! Oops! The Pigtailed Girl's in trouble, too! Pigtailed Girl! Don't be shy! Jump into my arms! Who'd wanna do that?! Now I'll finish this with an aerial attack! Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire! Adaptation! Spiral Rolling Defense! The Pigtailed Girl attacks furiously! Daitokuji counters with an impregnable defense! Fight like a man! What an amazing battle! But it's causing a lot of trouble, too! There's gotta be an opening! There! Upperclassman Daitokuji! It's over! Challenger Daitokuji is outside the ring! The Pigtailed Girl wins! Yaay!! That's the way it's done.
-- I'll take those! -- Kodachi! Ranma!! With the Sphere of Fury, all three of the Treasures will be mine! Then will I truly be Queen of Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics! Swinging Wash-Hanging Pole!! At last! The Three Sacred Treasures are ours! That was dirty! Could they have lost the match, but won the battle?! The Men's Rhythmic Gymnastics team has the Three Sacred Treasures! Wait! Something terrible's written in this old document! "When the Three Sacred Treasures are brought together" "a frightening thing will happen.
" What "frightening thing"? What's that?! Glory to the Men's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics team! W-What's this? Girls gave up their love lives for Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics.
Their vengeful spirits are trying to relive their lonely youth! What kind of crazy reasoning is that?! That's got to be it! I'm quitting the team and getting myself a guy.
Good idea.
Save us!! I can understand.
How bitter The girls who grew old without ever knowing love.
I, Kodachi Kuno, will be happy with Ranma for their sakes!
Hebereke School for Girls! How reckless can you be? Please! Hey, Akane! Do your own homework! C'mon, don't be so mean.
Aka-ne! Will you stop?! You'll pay! "Would you mind not SCARING me like that?!" How dare you touch Ranma Darling when I'm not looking?! For a girl with your skill, ya sure got beat up.
Take off those clothes.
I'll dry them for you.
My clothes may dry, but these tears of humiliation can never be dried.
Not until I win back the Sphere of Fury.
What's a Sphere of Fury? One of the Three Sacred Treasures Symbols of Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics.
The Sphere has long been our club's treasure.
Losing it is akin to losing our soul.
To wipe out this humiliation I must win back the Sphere, even at the risk of my life! That is the test given to me! Then why not go for it? We are not strangers to each other, Ranma Darling.
We have promised to spend our lives together.
It is the fate of two who love each other so to overcome any adversity together.
In other words, you want me to help ya? That's ridiculous! I'm a guy.
I could care less about women's martial arts rhythmic gymnastics! So long! Gotta go hit the books.
You could disguise yourself as a girl! Forget it! I never wanna wear leotards again! "Again"? A-Anyhow, forget it.
Hey! No fighting in my room! I'll come again! Who does she expect to clean this mess? Ranma, should you ignore Kodachi? Why not just help her? Aren't you two promised to each other? Forget it! I ain't got time to waste on that dangerous chick.
Oh? Akane! Come quick, Akane! At morning training, some weird guys challenged us! Now let's have it.
Hold it! You're guys? So you're the guys who stole the Sacred Treasure from the St.
Hebereke Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnasts? Who are you, anyway? I am captain of the Men's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club Kimiyasu Daitokuji! With Furinkan High's Clubs of Inscrutability added to the two Treasures already in our possession we shall have all three Sacred Treasures! Then will we win back our beloved Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics from the girls! Why can'tcha just let the girls have it? You know nothing.
The most beautiful martial art of all is Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics! It belongs to men, not to women.
Martial Arts Gynastics: Men's Division Do you understand? Shouldn't ya leave it to the girls, after all? What?! Do you know the tears of frustration we wept because of cruel prejudice and misconceptions? Rhythmic gymnastics is for girls! You're weird! But now, Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics for men will stand above all other forms of martial arts! Don't make me laugh.
Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics is only girls' play.
The most powerful and beautiful martial art is Japanese fencing! If you ask me fencing is only a barbaric and useless game of samurai at play.
I applaud your pluck, at least.
Fight me fairly and squarely, then! What's fair and square about that? Now, hand it over.
Come on.
-- Please Akane, help us.
-- Please! If we lose this last Treasure Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics will be finished! Quit it, Akane! Don't you know it's useless to fight us? No, we don't!! Ho, you show a lot of promise.
We'd like to have you join our Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club.
Forget it.
Then keep out of this.
Upperclassman Daitokuji! Let's have you become a target of the sacred Sphere of Fury! Alley-oop! For a Sacred Treasure, it ain't too effective.
That's the Sphere of Fury from St.
Hebereke School for Girls! This is the Sphere they took from Kodachi--? The Fury has exploded!! Ranma! Are you all right?! Akane, we'll have to rely on you, after all.
If you team up with that pigtailed girl who fought Kodachi before we're sure to win.
Our Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics Club is counting on you! But-- An excellent idea! I'll see Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl in leotards again! Talk about killing two birds at once! Fine, we accept! If we win, we're taking the third Treasure Clubs of Inscrutability! Let us meet tomorrow! Ranma, I'm not counting on you to help.
You don't want to help, anyway.
I can easily handle those guys by myself--! Is this supposed ta be one of your moves? You disappoint me, Ranma! Quit yammering and help Akane! Ol' freak! Don't tell me what to do! What'd I do to you? I only want to see you in tights! Don't dash the hopes of an old man who hasn't long to live! Put these on.
Dirty pervert!! Stop it! Grandfather Happosai! Ranma! I can do it without Ranma's help! Yeah, right.
Rats! I don't wanna wear a leotard but I can't let clumsy Akane fight alone! What a pest! Ranma Darling! Yo, Kodachi! Akane and I will get-- I mean, the Pigtailed Girl will get the Treasure back, so don't worry.
Later! What's the idea, Kodachi--?! There's no need for you and me to exert ourselves, Ranma Darling.
Let's pray that Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl fight hard.
Just the two of us.
I can't do that! If I don't go, Akane will be all alone--! Knockout drops--! Kodachi, you dirty--! We're alone at last, aren't we? BATTLE FOR THE 3 SACRED TREASURES OF MARTIAL ARTS RHYTHMIC GYMNASTICS The battle for the Three Sacred Treasures will now begin! In the red corner, captain of the men's team, Kimiyasu Daitokuji! In the blue corner, Akane Tendo of Furinkan High School! Why?! Why isn't the Pigtailed Girl here?! If not, Akane Tendo, I give my love to you alone! I don't care if Ranma's not here.
I'll fight them alone! I'll surely win the last remaining Sacred Treasure! Fight, Akane Tendo! This no-holds-barred, single-round match will now commence! Kodachi!! Lemme down, you--!! What's the big idea?! Lemme--! Uh-oh Help! It's gonna eat me! Help! Get away! Scram! This ain't funny! Green Turtle must be happy to see you.
How excited he is! Girls are no match for male Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnasts! Challenger Tendo is already backed into a corner.
The match will continue until one challenger is completely defeated.
However, a loss will be ruled if a challenger falls out of the ring.
A grown man, mercilessly attacking a defenseless girl--! You coward, Kimiyasu Daitokuji! Tatewaki Kuno, will come to her aid! You can't, Kuno! Akane represents the Girls' Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics! It's against the rules for a boy to help her! Ah, how vexing! Akane's our only hope! Come on, Akane! Kodachi! Don't you want your Sacred Treasure back?! Of course.
When those men have defeated Akane Tendo and the Pigtailed Girl I shall then make my entrance.
"Divide and conquer" is a splendid strategy! You sneaky--! Look out--! How frightening! Darn it! So long! Ranma Darling?! Prepare to lose, Akane Tendo! Men's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastic secret move! Ring of No Return! Is Tendo headed outside the ring and toward disqualification?! Akane!! Tag me in! -- Ranma--! -- I'll handle the rest! You're tagged! What? Oh! The Pigtailed Girl! That tag was against the rules! Challenger Daitokuji is vigorously protesting the tag made by the Pigtailed Girl! Fair tag! Fair tag! Fair tag! An overwhelming majority of spectators has ruled a fair tag! Replacing Akane Tendo will be the Pigtailed Girl! Let's go! Well, all right.
I was about to unleash the Three Sacred Treasures, anyway.
It's fitting that I use them on a spirited girl like you.
Sacred Treasure Number One--! Sphere of Fury! Sphere of Fury.
Some girls were so absorbed in Martial Arts Gymnastics that they never found boyfriends.
Their fury seeped into the Sphere and explodes in resentment.
It sounds like a terrible wrath.
Yes, this Fury is never-ending, even unto eternity! Sacred Treasure Number Two, Ribbon of Solitude! Ribbon of Solitude.
Some girls were so absorbed in Martial Arts Gymnastics that they never found boyfriends.
Their sorrow flows from the ribbon as tears of resentment.
I see! "Tears of Resentment.
" That sounds dangerous! Hey, how about givin' me a Sacred Treasure, too?! I'd forgotten! She can have the Sacred Treasure of the Furinkan High gymnastic club! Now let's go, Daitokuji! Sacred Treasure Number Three! Clubs of Inscrutability! What kind of power do those clubs have?! Girls who were absorbed in Martial Gymnastics never found boyfriends.
So their sense of abandonment seeped into the clubs! So what happens?! What the heck is this?! That's what happens.
Maybe it's like the horn of plenty, but isn't this kinda yucky? What do you expect from a weak school like ours? Miracles?! Don't cry!! Shall we wind this up? A present from me.
Take it! Drat! Ranma! You can just forget it! Is challenger Daitokuji out of the ring?! No! He's still here! He hung on! Daitokuji hung on! Sir--! Oops! The Pigtailed Girl's in trouble, too! Pigtailed Girl! Don't be shy! Jump into my arms! Who'd wanna do that?! Now I'll finish this with an aerial attack! Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire! Adaptation! Spiral Rolling Defense! The Pigtailed Girl attacks furiously! Daitokuji counters with an impregnable defense! Fight like a man! What an amazing battle! But it's causing a lot of trouble, too! There's gotta be an opening! There! Upperclassman Daitokuji! It's over! Challenger Daitokuji is outside the ring! The Pigtailed Girl wins! Yaay!! That's the way it's done.
-- I'll take those! -- Kodachi! Ranma!! With the Sphere of Fury, all three of the Treasures will be mine! Then will I truly be Queen of Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics! Swinging Wash-Hanging Pole!! At last! The Three Sacred Treasures are ours! That was dirty! Could they have lost the match, but won the battle?! The Men's Rhythmic Gymnastics team has the Three Sacred Treasures! Wait! Something terrible's written in this old document! "When the Three Sacred Treasures are brought together" "a frightening thing will happen.
" What "frightening thing"? What's that?! Glory to the Men's Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics team! W-What's this? Girls gave up their love lives for Martial Arts Rhythmic Gymnastics.
Their vengeful spirits are trying to relive their lonely youth! What kind of crazy reasoning is that?! That's got to be it! I'm quitting the team and getting myself a guy.
Good idea.
Save us!! I can understand.
How bitter The girls who grew old without ever knowing love.
I, Kodachi Kuno, will be happy with Ranma for their sakes!