Beast Wars: Transformers (1996) s02e01 Episode Script
Aftermath
"BEAST WARS"!
[ ROARS ]
LAST TIME ON "BEAST WARS"
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
GOODBYE, OPTIMUS.
THE BEAST WARS ARE OVER, OPTIMUS.
YOU LOSE.
MEGATRON!
BIGBOT?
TIME FOR THIS LADY TO GO.
[ BEEPING ]
AW, COME ON, COME ON.
[ GRUNTS ] THAT'S BETTER.
COMPUTER, REPORT.
ALIEN CONSTRUCT DESTROYED.
LATER FOR THAT HUNK OF JUNK.
WHERE'S OPTIMUS?
UNIT OPTIMUS PRIMAL
DESTROYED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'VE DONE IT, MEGATRON!
UGH!
WASPINATOR HAPPY TO SEE END OF ALIEN MACHINES
AND OPTIMUS PRIMAL TOO.
[ CHUCKLES ] YES, I AM GOOD, AREN'T I?
OOH!
BUT WE CAN DISCUSS MY BRILLIANCE LATER.
NOW THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE.
-WHAT KIND OF WORK? -THE PREDACON KIND.
WE MUST DEFEAT THE REMAINING MAXIMALS
WHILE THEY MOURN THEIR POOR, DEPARTED LEADER.
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL BATTLE!
WARNING --
SENSORS DETECT QUANTUM SURGE APPROACHING PLANET.
TO YOUR STATIONS. QUICKLY.
[ SIGHS ]
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FLYING THAT SHIP.
OPTIMUS DID WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS BEST --
AND SAVED THE WHOLE PLANET DOING IT.
BUT WHY DIDN'T HE LEAVE THE SHIP AS PLANNED?
GOOD QUESTION.
AND I KNOW JUST WHO TO ASK.
SLAG!
THAT SNEAKY BALL OF LEGS TOOK IT ON THE LAM.
I'LL HUNT HER DOWN.
[ GROWLS ]
ALERT -- QUANTUM SURGE DETECTED.
VECTOR 597.
HOLD IT, STRIPES.
I THINK WE GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM.
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, THE EXIT IS THIS WAY.
MUSTN'T GO YET, PARTNER.
TARANTULAS! WHERE ARE YOU?!
AAAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I'M HERE INSIDE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
CONTROLLING YOUR PRETTY LITTLE THOUGHTS.
[ GROANS ] DON'T COUNT ON IT, QUASAR BRAIN.
NOBODY CONTROLS ME.
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU ALWAYS WERE AMUSING.
UNHAPPILY, WE HAVE NO MORE TIME TO PLAY.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
EXTERIOR SHIELDS AT MAXIMUM!
WE'VE GOT POWER FLUCTUATIONS ALL OVER THE BOARD.
THEY'LL NEVER HOLD.
MAKE 'EM HOLD.
OPTIMUS DIDN'T BLOW HIMSELF UP
JUST SO WE COULD GET SCRAGGED BY SPACE JUNK.
IMPACT IN 5
4
3
2
AAH! [ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
AAAH!
AAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
[ GROANING ]
[ GROANS ]
[ ROARS ]
AAAAH!
AAAH!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
[ GROANS ]
WHAT HIT ME?
A QUANTUM SURGE!
IT MUST HAVE KNOCKED EVERYONE IN THE SHIP OFF-LINE.
YOU MUST REACH MY BODY BEFORE THE MAXIMALS REVIVE.
ANYTHING TO GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD.
[ GROANS ]
[ GROANS ]
AIRAZOR. ARE YOU DAMAGED?
DON'T THINK SO.
I WOULDN'T CARE TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
RATTRAP AND CHEETOR!
HEY, LOOKING FOR ME?
BY THE MATRIX.
WHAT? WHAT'S WITH YOU TWO?
IS MY GEARBOX HANGING OUT OR SOMETHING?
JUMPIN' GYROS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
HUH? ME?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
HEY! [ LAUGHS ] I'M, UH, GORGEOUS.
THE SURGE MUST HAVE MUTATED YOUR SUPERSTRUCTURES.
I WONDER WHAT IT DID TO YOUR BEAST MODES.
-BEAST MODE! -BEAST MODE!
[ SNARLS ]
[ SNARLS ]
NOW, THAT'S GORGEOUS.
HA! I'M A RAT WITH WHEELS.
COOL.
HEY, I WONDER WHAT THESE GIZMOS ARE FOR.
UHH!
[ GRUNTING ] WHOA!
W-WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! OH!
WHOA! HOO HOO HOO!
HEY!
HOW DO YOU WORK THESE THINGS?
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOA!
HA HA HO!
LOOK OUT!
THIS IS GONNA TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO.
OH! WASPINATOR IS ALIVE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
MEGATRON? WHAT HAPPENED?
I'VE HAD A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER.
YES.
[ ELECTRICAL HUMMING ]
[ HUMMING STOPS ]
THAT'S NOT YOU, IS IT?
INTERESTING.
WE MUST GET IT BACK TO MY LAIR.
CHEETOR AND I WILL CHECK ON RHINOX AND CHOPPERFACE.
YOU AND TIGATRON LOOK FOR BLACKARACHNIA.
SURELY THE SHE-SPIDER HAS ESCAPED BY NOW.
THAT SURGE DECKED US.
I'M BETTING IT DID THE SAME TO HER.
[ MUTTERING ]
MEGATRON!
UH, YO, BIG BUDDY.
HOW YOU FEELING?
[ GASPS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
RHINOX?
YOU OKAY?
RATTRAP?
WHAT THE
OH, IT'S, UH [CHUCKLES] IT'S KIND OF A NEW LOOK.
WHERE'S OPTIMUS?
[ SIGHS ]
GONE.
TRANSWARP EXPLOSION.
OH.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. ALL OF IT.
[ GROANS ]
I MUST RETURN TO THE ROYALTY AT ONCE.
AND THEN WHEN WE WOKE UP,
CHEETOR AND I WERE THESE, UH -- THESE
TRANSMETALS.
NICE, HUH?
HEY.
[ GROWLS ] A DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT.
THOUGH, IN YOUR CASE, THAT'S NOT DIFFICULT.
I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU OFF-LINE, LIZARD BUTT.
[ GROWLS ]
I
ENOUGH.
STAND DOWN, DINOBOT.
BY WHAT RIGHT DO YOU COMMAND ME?
WITH OPTIMUS GONE, I SHOULD BE --
[ CHOKES ]
I'M IN A BAD MOOD.
UNDERSTAND?
UH-HUH.
CAREFUL, WIDOW.
EASY WITH THE NAME-CALLING, UGLY,
OR I'LL SELF-DESTRUCT AND SLAG US BOTH.
HMM.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED AROUND HERE.
THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.
[ GROANS ]
LOOKS LIKE RATTRAP WAS RIGHT.
[ GROWLS ]
GO AHEAD, SPIDER.
MAKE A MOVE, PLEASE.
[ EXPLOSION, WHIZZING ]
AAAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
SOUNDS LIKE AIRAZOR AND TIGATRON FOUND BLACKARACHNIA.
RATTRAP, YOU AND CHEETOR CHECK IT OUT.
YOU GOT IT, BIG GUY.
DINOBOT, LET'S TRY AND GET SENTINEL BACK ONLINE.
MEGATRON, AM I GLAD --
[ GROANS ]
TREACHEROUS SPIDER.
DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU AND TARANTULAS PLANNED?
NOT A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHY IS THAT?
WELL, OPTIMUS' BODY PARTS MAY BE DECORATING SPACE,
BUT THE REST OF THE MAXIMALS ARE FULLY FUNCTIONAL.
AND SINCE I DON'T SEE TERRORSAUR OR SCORPONOK WITH YOU,
I'M BETTING YOU NEED TROOPS.
UGH!
YOU ARE A CLEVER ONE.
BUT BETRAY ME AGAIN, AND YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER COME ONLINE.
[ GASPS ] POINT TAKEN.
WASPINATOR, ABOVE.
BLACKARACHNIA, FIRE ON MY SIGNAL.
LOOK!
RATTRAP TO RHINOX.
We got trouble here.
ON OUR WAY.
[ ROARS ]
AT LAST! BATTLE!
HA HA! IF IT'S BATTLE YOU WANT, LET IT BEGIN.
OH!
HYAAH!
FOR THE GLORY OF THE ROYALTY!
JUMPIN' GYROS, WHAT'S THAT?
WASPINATOR, OPEN FIRE.
INCOMING!
[ GROANS ]
AAH!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
BEAST MODE!
HEY HEY!
WHOO!
BLACKARACHNIA, TAKE THE CAT.
FORGET THE MAXIMALS. GET MY BODY OUT OF HERE!
NO WAY! YOU HEARD WHAT MEGATRON SAID.
-AAH! -DO IT!
BLACKARACHNIA, FIRE!
FIRE!
HOW DARE YOU?!
HA. I DON'T NEED A WEAPON TO DESTROY YOU, TRAITOR.
AAH!
HUH? CATBOT CANNOT FLY.
GIVE IT UP, BUG BOY!
IT'LL ONLY HURT FOR A NANOCLICK.
WASPINATOR NEVER SURRENDER.
AAH!
YOU'RE MAKING THIS HARD ON YOURSELF.
HANG ON, PUSSYCAT. I'M COMING!
HEY.
SCAN THIS ACTION.
MEGAJERK'S GOT HIMSELF SOME KIND OF NUTTY FACE-LIFT.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET, VERMIN.
BEAST MODE!
[ ROARS ]
HOO HOO!
SO YOU WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN, HUH?
BEAST MODE!
[ SNARLS ]
NOW, RODENT, FEEL MY POWER.
[ WHEELS SCREECHING ]
[ GROANS ]
POWER YOU GOT.
BRAINS IS ANOTHER STORY.
[ GROWLS ]
MEGATRON, TERRORIZE!
[ ROARS ]
OH, NO.
EH! AW, GIVE ME A BREAK!
WHOA!
AAH!
NOBODY BUGS OUT ON THIS CAT!
UH-OH. RATTRAP'S IN TROUBLE.
OH, MAN.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO STOP THIS BUCKET OF BOLTS?
HANG ON, RATTRAP.
AIR CHEETOR'S COMING IN.
-WHOA! -WHAT?
WAIT! HEY!
[ GROANS ]
NEW PACKAGING, SAME PRODUCT, LOSERS.
[ GROWLING ]
YOU'RE MINE NOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.
-YAH! -NO!
INFERNO.
ROYALTY, YOU'VE COME FOR ME.
MEGATRON!
I BELIEVE IT'S TIME FOR A TACTICAL RETREAT.
YOU KNOW, A FEW FLYING LESSONS WOULDN'T HURT.
YOU TWO ALL RIGHT?
EH, YEAH.
NOTHING A HOT OIL BATH WON'T CURE.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME,
THE BEAST WARS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT WEIRDER.
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
SCANNING FOR LIFE-FORMS.
ALL SYSTEMS MALFUNCTIONING.
[ ROARS ]
LAST TIME ON "BEAST WARS"
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
GOODBYE, OPTIMUS.
THE BEAST WARS ARE OVER, OPTIMUS.
YOU LOSE.
MEGATRON!
BIGBOT?
TIME FOR THIS LADY TO GO.
[ BEEPING ]
AW, COME ON, COME ON.
[ GRUNTS ] THAT'S BETTER.
COMPUTER, REPORT.
ALIEN CONSTRUCT DESTROYED.
LATER FOR THAT HUNK OF JUNK.
WHERE'S OPTIMUS?
UNIT OPTIMUS PRIMAL
DESTROYED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
YOU'VE DONE IT, MEGATRON!
UGH!
WASPINATOR HAPPY TO SEE END OF ALIEN MACHINES
AND OPTIMUS PRIMAL TOO.
[ CHUCKLES ] YES, I AM GOOD, AREN'T I?
OOH!
BUT WE CAN DISCUSS MY BRILLIANCE LATER.
NOW THERE IS WORK TO BE DONE.
-WHAT KIND OF WORK? -THE PREDACON KIND.
WE MUST DEFEAT THE REMAINING MAXIMALS
WHILE THEY MOURN THEIR POOR, DEPARTED LEADER.
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL BATTLE!
WARNING --
SENSORS DETECT QUANTUM SURGE APPROACHING PLANET.
TO YOUR STATIONS. QUICKLY.
[ SIGHS ]
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN FLYING THAT SHIP.
OPTIMUS DID WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS BEST --
AND SAVED THE WHOLE PLANET DOING IT.
BUT WHY DIDN'T HE LEAVE THE SHIP AS PLANNED?
GOOD QUESTION.
AND I KNOW JUST WHO TO ASK.
SLAG!
THAT SNEAKY BALL OF LEGS TOOK IT ON THE LAM.
I'LL HUNT HER DOWN.
[ GROWLS ]
ALERT -- QUANTUM SURGE DETECTED.
VECTOR 597.
HOLD IT, STRIPES.
I THINK WE GOT A BIGGER PROBLEM.
IF I REMEMBER RIGHT, THE EXIT IS THIS WAY.
MUSTN'T GO YET, PARTNER.
TARANTULAS! WHERE ARE YOU?!
AAAH!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
I'M HERE INSIDE YOUR PRETTY LITTLE HEAD.
CONTROLLING YOUR PRETTY LITTLE THOUGHTS.
[ GROANS ] DON'T COUNT ON IT, QUASAR BRAIN.
NOBODY CONTROLS ME.
[ CHUCKLES ] YOU ALWAYS WERE AMUSING.
UNHAPPILY, WE HAVE NO MORE TIME TO PLAY.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
EXTERIOR SHIELDS AT MAXIMUM!
WE'VE GOT POWER FLUCTUATIONS ALL OVER THE BOARD.
THEY'LL NEVER HOLD.
MAKE 'EM HOLD.
OPTIMUS DIDN'T BLOW HIMSELF UP
JUST SO WE COULD GET SCRAGGED BY SPACE JUNK.
IMPACT IN 5
4
3
2
AAH! [ GRUNTS ]
AAH!
AAAH!
AAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
[ GROANING ]
[ GROANS ]
[ ROARS ]
AAAAH!
AAAH!
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!
[ GROANS ]
WHAT HIT ME?
A QUANTUM SURGE!
IT MUST HAVE KNOCKED EVERYONE IN THE SHIP OFF-LINE.
YOU MUST REACH MY BODY BEFORE THE MAXIMALS REVIVE.
ANYTHING TO GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD.
[ GROANS ]
[ GROANS ]
AIRAZOR. ARE YOU DAMAGED?
DON'T THINK SO.
I WOULDN'T CARE TO GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN.
RATTRAP AND CHEETOR!
HEY, LOOKING FOR ME?
BY THE MATRIX.
WHAT? WHAT'S WITH YOU TWO?
IS MY GEARBOX HANGING OUT OR SOMETHING?
JUMPIN' GYROS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
HUH? ME?
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
HEY! [ LAUGHS ] I'M, UH, GORGEOUS.
THE SURGE MUST HAVE MUTATED YOUR SUPERSTRUCTURES.
I WONDER WHAT IT DID TO YOUR BEAST MODES.
-BEAST MODE! -BEAST MODE!
[ SNARLS ]
[ SNARLS ]
NOW, THAT'S GORGEOUS.
HA! I'M A RAT WITH WHEELS.
COOL.
HEY, I WONDER WHAT THESE GIZMOS ARE FOR.
UHH!
[ GRUNTING ] WHOA!
W-WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! OH!
WHOA! HOO HOO HOO!
HEY!
HOW DO YOU WORK THESE THINGS?
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOA!
HA HA HO!
LOOK OUT!
THIS IS GONNA TAKE SOME GETTING USED TO.
OH! WASPINATOR IS ALIVE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
MEGATRON? WHAT HAPPENED?
I'VE HAD A CHANGE FOR THE BETTER.
YES.
[ ELECTRICAL HUMMING ]
[ HUMMING STOPS ]
THAT'S NOT YOU, IS IT?
INTERESTING.
WE MUST GET IT BACK TO MY LAIR.
CHEETOR AND I WILL CHECK ON RHINOX AND CHOPPERFACE.
YOU AND TIGATRON LOOK FOR BLACKARACHNIA.
SURELY THE SHE-SPIDER HAS ESCAPED BY NOW.
THAT SURGE DECKED US.
I'M BETTING IT DID THE SAME TO HER.
[ MUTTERING ]
MEGATRON!
UH, YO, BIG BUDDY.
HOW YOU FEELING?
[ GASPS ]
WHAT HAPPENED?
RHINOX?
YOU OKAY?
RATTRAP?
WHAT THE
OH, IT'S, UH [CHUCKLES] IT'S KIND OF A NEW LOOK.
WHERE'S OPTIMUS?
[ SIGHS ]
GONE.
TRANSWARP EXPLOSION.
OH.
TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. ALL OF IT.
[ GROANS ]
I MUST RETURN TO THE ROYALTY AT ONCE.
AND THEN WHEN WE WOKE UP,
CHEETOR AND I WERE THESE, UH -- THESE
TRANSMETALS.
NICE, HUH?
HEY.
[ GROWLS ] A DEFINITE IMPROVEMENT.
THOUGH, IN YOUR CASE, THAT'S NOT DIFFICULT.
I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT YOU OFF-LINE, LIZARD BUTT.
[ GROWLS ]
I
ENOUGH.
STAND DOWN, DINOBOT.
BY WHAT RIGHT DO YOU COMMAND ME?
WITH OPTIMUS GONE, I SHOULD BE --
[ CHOKES ]
I'M IN A BAD MOOD.
UNDERSTAND?
UH-HUH.
CAREFUL, WIDOW.
EASY WITH THE NAME-CALLING, UGLY,
OR I'LL SELF-DESTRUCT AND SLAG US BOTH.
HMM.
THINGS HAVE CHANGED AROUND HERE.
THE MORE THINGS CHANGE, THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME.
[ GROANS ]
LOOKS LIKE RATTRAP WAS RIGHT.
[ GROWLS ]
GO AHEAD, SPIDER.
MAKE A MOVE, PLEASE.
[ EXPLOSION, WHIZZING ]
AAAH!
WHAT WAS THAT?
SOUNDS LIKE AIRAZOR AND TIGATRON FOUND BLACKARACHNIA.
RATTRAP, YOU AND CHEETOR CHECK IT OUT.
YOU GOT IT, BIG GUY.
DINOBOT, LET'S TRY AND GET SENTINEL BACK ONLINE.
MEGATRON, AM I GLAD --
[ GROANS ]
TREACHEROUS SPIDER.
DO YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU AND TARANTULAS PLANNED?
NOT A GOOD IDEA.
AND WHY IS THAT?
WELL, OPTIMUS' BODY PARTS MAY BE DECORATING SPACE,
BUT THE REST OF THE MAXIMALS ARE FULLY FUNCTIONAL.
AND SINCE I DON'T SEE TERRORSAUR OR SCORPONOK WITH YOU,
I'M BETTING YOU NEED TROOPS.
UGH!
YOU ARE A CLEVER ONE.
BUT BETRAY ME AGAIN, AND YOU'LL WISH YOU'D NEVER COME ONLINE.
[ GASPS ] POINT TAKEN.
WASPINATOR, ABOVE.
BLACKARACHNIA, FIRE ON MY SIGNAL.
LOOK!
RATTRAP TO RHINOX.
We got trouble here.
ON OUR WAY.
[ ROARS ]
AT LAST! BATTLE!
HA HA! IF IT'S BATTLE YOU WANT, LET IT BEGIN.
OH!
HYAAH!
FOR THE GLORY OF THE ROYALTY!
JUMPIN' GYROS, WHAT'S THAT?
WASPINATOR, OPEN FIRE.
INCOMING!
[ GROANS ]
AAH!
AAAAAAAAAAH!
BEAST MODE!
HEY HEY!
WHOO!
BLACKARACHNIA, TAKE THE CAT.
FORGET THE MAXIMALS. GET MY BODY OUT OF HERE!
NO WAY! YOU HEARD WHAT MEGATRON SAID.
-AAH! -DO IT!
BLACKARACHNIA, FIRE!
FIRE!
HOW DARE YOU?!
HA. I DON'T NEED A WEAPON TO DESTROY YOU, TRAITOR.
AAH!
HUH? CATBOT CANNOT FLY.
GIVE IT UP, BUG BOY!
IT'LL ONLY HURT FOR A NANOCLICK.
WASPINATOR NEVER SURRENDER.
AAH!
YOU'RE MAKING THIS HARD ON YOURSELF.
HANG ON, PUSSYCAT. I'M COMING!
HEY.
SCAN THIS ACTION.
MEGAJERK'S GOT HIMSELF SOME KIND OF NUTTY FACE-LIFT.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING YET, VERMIN.
BEAST MODE!
[ ROARS ]
HOO HOO!
SO YOU WANT TO PLAY CHICKEN, HUH?
BEAST MODE!
[ SNARLS ]
NOW, RODENT, FEEL MY POWER.
[ WHEELS SCREECHING ]
[ GROANS ]
POWER YOU GOT.
BRAINS IS ANOTHER STORY.
[ GROWLS ]
MEGATRON, TERRORIZE!
[ ROARS ]
OH, NO.
EH! AW, GIVE ME A BREAK!
WHOA!
AAH!
NOBODY BUGS OUT ON THIS CAT!
UH-OH. RATTRAP'S IN TROUBLE.
OH, MAN.
WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO STOP THIS BUCKET OF BOLTS?
HANG ON, RATTRAP.
AIR CHEETOR'S COMING IN.
-WHOA! -WHAT?
WAIT! HEY!
[ GROANS ]
NEW PACKAGING, SAME PRODUCT, LOSERS.
[ GROWLING ]
YOU'RE MINE NOW.
I DON'T THINK SO.
-YAH! -NO!
INFERNO.
ROYALTY, YOU'VE COME FOR ME.
MEGATRON!
I BELIEVE IT'S TIME FOR A TACTICAL RETREAT.
YOU KNOW, A FEW FLYING LESSONS WOULDN'T HURT.
YOU TWO ALL RIGHT?
EH, YEAH.
NOTHING A HOT OIL BATH WON'T CURE.
BUT IF YOU ASK ME,
THE BEAST WARS JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT WEIRDER.
[ THUNDER RUMBLING ]
SCANNING FOR LIFE-FORMS.
ALL SYSTEMS MALFUNCTIONING.