Bunnicula (2016) s02e01 Episode Script

1
[theme music playing]
[giggles]
Aw, there they are.
Well, guys, I'm really gonna miss you.
Oh, who's a good boy?
Thanks for watching the pets while
we're at the state spelling bee, Marsha.
No problem.
Well, uh, I hope it's not a problem.
They are kind of hyperactive.
You'll be fine.
But watch out for Bunnicula.
Sometimes I think he waits until
you turn your back to cause trouble.
Ha! I'm just messing with you.
Okay. Here's a list of all of Chester's
allergies and medications.
On page 45 you'll find his emergency
vet's contact information.
[Bunnicula roars, then laughs]
-And on addendum B
-[man] Come on, Mina.
Time to skedaddle.
Skedaddle. S-K-E-D-A-D-D-L-E.
Skedaddle.
Now, now, now. Remember the rule.
I before E except after three.
All right, guys, wish me luck.
Just kidding. I don't need it.
Uh Okay.
[whines]
[in slow motion] See you
in a couple days.
[crying]
[Bunnicula]
Oh, Mina.
-And Z after W. Unless it's a leap year.
-Got it, Dad.
[gibbering]
[sobbing]
Poor Bunnic.
He's developed a nasty case
of separation anxiety.
Come on, you're overreacting.
I mean, she might be the most
important person in our lives.
-But that's no reason to be upset.
-Yeah.
-Not like she's never coming back.
-Yeah.
And it's not like the end
of the world as we know it.
Yeah.
[all sobbing]
I miss her so much!
[sobbing continues]
Is it me? Do you guys not like me?
I can change.
I-- I can change.
[sobbing continues]
I know what will cheer you guys up.
Here you go, Harold,
a nice helping of kibble.
Mm!
And for Chester, we have
some Dandy Cat's Delight.
And for Bunnicula, a nice juicy carrot.
[gibbering]
[weeping]
Well, two out of three ain't bad.
[Bunnicula weeping and moaning]
Oh, man, Bunnicula's really taking
this Mina thing bad.
[whimpering and gibbering]
Hey, buddy. You okay?
[whimpering and gibbering]
She's only gonna be gone
for the weekend. No reason to be upset.
I know it's hard, Bunnic, but trust us,
she's gonna be back.
Yeah, she ain't absquatulating.
Yeah, she's not absqua--
Wait, what does that mean?
Oh, come on, Chester,
don't you start absquatulating.
Well, no, I've just never heard
that word before.
I'm just not sure
if it's a workout for your abs
or are you talking about a vegetable?
I-- Look, Bunnicu-- Where'd he go?
-Maybe he needed some time to himself.
-Yeah, you're probably right.
[rooster crows]
[Bunnicula whimpering and gibbering]
[man on TV]
And I was the original owner of Lucy.
I ran a cantaloupe farm
out of Buffalo, New York
back before you could say
it was cool to do that.
[woman] Lucy was featured
in over seven films and documentaries.
Oh! Someday I'll have the glamorous life
of a TV cantaloupe.
[gulps]
Hey, man, what are we watching?
Hello? What are we watching?
Hm?
[gibbering]
[yells]
Boy, sure is windy today, huh, Chester?
-We're indoors, big guy.
-Yeah.
Huh? Hm
Oh
Huh?
Wait, what?
Hey, why you absquatulating me?
I really don't think that means
what you think that means.
[all screaming]
What are you guys afraid of?
[gasping]
[screaming]
Oh!
This is not worth $20.
[panting]
Hey
Ooh!
Please don't be there.
Please don't be there.
[yelling]
-Did she just absquatulate on us?
-Yup.
Harold, run!
Where are you guys going?
[yelling]
Do you think it's still after us?
Why are you avoiding me?
[grunts]
I don't understand. I'm sad.
[mumbling and sobbing]
[rooster crows]
Hello. Anybody in here?
Any sign of the ghost?
-Harold, quit pushing.
-Well, I'm hungry.
Been hiding for two whole days.
Yeah, I'm hungry too.
We need Bunnicula to protect us
from the ghost.
Where is Bunnicula anyways? [yells]
Ugh!
A rotten yam?
With bite marks? Hm.
Bunny tracks?
Hm
[murmuring and crying]
Bunnicula, are you down there?
I've got a nice juicy carrot for you.
Not so loud, Chester.
The ghost might hear you.
I told you, Harold.
It's not a ghost. It's Bunnicula.
Oh, that's right. I forgot.
[Bunnicula chomps carrot and Harold yells]
The ghost is attacking!
It's Bunnicula, Harold.
There is no ghost.
Bunnicula, we found
a dried up yam in the kitchen,
and I'm guessing
it turned you invisible.
-We can't hear you or see you.
-Huh?
Just stand right here.
Harold, get the flour.
Okay, Chester.
The ghost looks just like Bunnicula!
[screams]
It is Bunnicula, Harold.
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
I figure if we flush out your system,
we might reverse
the effects of the yam.
Then, hopefully you can help us
get rid of this ghost.
In just a few minutes,
you should be as good as new.
There you are. A whole box
of farm fresh carrots. Eat up.
What was that?
No more. I've had enough of you.
Get back here!
[yells]
Begone, evil spirit!
Why don't you leave me alone?
Harold, quick. We gotta distract Marsha.
You can only push a girl so--!
-Chester, what are you--?
-Bunnicula, go for the carrots.
Don't worry, guys. I'll protect you.
[grunting]
[doorknob rattles]
Huh?
Mina's home.
Wait-- Mina's home.
Bunnicula, Mina's on her way!
You have to get to those carrots now!
[yells]
[Dad] I'm not sure what dictionary
those judges were using,
but back in my day,
qualification was spelled with a K.
That's okay, Dad, I got my trophy.
[grunts]
It's not like I'm going to be a speller
when I grow up anyway.
Well, time to get back to--
[Marsha grunts]
Mina!
Oh, Bunns. I missed you so much.
I would have spelled the heck
out of that Bee if you'd been there.
[Harold barking]
Hey, guys, did you miss me?
Well, little lady,
the house looks great.
Here's your $20.
Your house is haunted!
I was chased by a ghost! A ghost!
[Dad] Uh
Twenty-five dollars!
[Chester screams and Bunnicula giggles]
[Bunnicula bawling]
[theme music playing]