Cars Toon (2008) s02e01 Episode Script

If I'm lying, I'm crying.
- Hey, look! A UFO.
- Mater, that was a hub cap.
No, it was a UFO.
And I know 'cause I done seen one once.
- What? - Yep, it was a crystal clear night.
Well, that's weird.
What What in the Well, hey there.
Welcome to Earth.
My name is Mater.
- My name is Mator.
- Mator? - Should I take you to my litre? - Your litre.
All right, then! Well, here's all my litres.
Man, that guy could put it away.
- Dad gum! - Dad gum! We did all my favourite things.
I taught him how to drive backwards.
And he taught me how to fly.
Cool.
Wait up! Hey, Filmore! We're going to be best friends forever.
What? - I got him.
- No! - Return to base.
- Mator! I'll save you! Dad gum reverse.
I'm coming to get you, Mator! Oh, no.
Mator! Maintenance to the loading dock, please.
Van, we'll meet you up there, come on! Get me 10 men right here, on the double! Private Smithers, come here right now! Dr Schleppenwagen, report to Hangar 10.
Don't get too close.
- Everybody, say, "Cheese".
- Cheese! - Dad gum.
- Dad gum? He's trying to communicate.
- Where is Dr Abschleppwagen? - Here I am.
So Herr Doktor, what does dad gum mean? The dad gum means Let's get out of here! Dad gum.
Follow me, Mator! Do you really expect me to believe that? Well, you should.
You was there, too! It's beautiful! Dad gum.
Thanks for saving us, Mrs UFO.
You think you can drop us off at home? Thank you.
I'm sorry, Mater, that did not happen.
Oh, yeah? Then how come I can do this? Oh, Mater, please! Far out.