Degrassi The Next Generation (2001) s02e01 Episode Script
When Doves Cry
1 Emma I'M GONNA GET YOU! I'M GONNA GET YOU! Joey TRY IT AGAIN YOU CAN DO IT.
COME ON YOU GOT IT.
OH, THAT'S LOTS MORE, MORE, COME ON COME ON.
MORE BUBBLES, MORE BUBBLES.
LET'S GO.
Albert CRAIGOR HEY DAD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SIX O'CLOCK? I KNOW, AH I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST - THE LIGHT OUTSIDE LATE SUMMER INCREDIBLE.
AND I JUST AH -GOT DISTRACTED AND MISSED DINNER.
YEAH, AH DAD, I'M SORRY.
Albert WHEN I SAY SIX O'CLOCK, I DON'T CARE HOW GREA THE LIGHT IS.
YOU'RE HOME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? JUST CLEAN IT UP.
Whatever it takes I know I can make it through If I hold out I know I can make it through Be the best The best that I can be Hear what I say to you What ever it takes I know I can make it I know I can make it through Toby MAN, GRADE EIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
J I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH AN EXPANDED DEGRASSI.
WAY MORE FISH IN THE SEA.
Toby WHAT - YOU'RE FISHING FOR A NEW BABYSITTER? J DUDE.
OLDER WOMEN.
HOT, SEXY, OLDER WOMEN.
JUST WAITING TO MAKE ME INTO A MAN, OKAY? THIS YEAR, TOBY.
JUST TRUST ME.
I KNOW IT.
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.
OKAY.
DO YOU NEED A LIFT TONIGHT? NO, NO, I CAN AH - MAKE IT HOME.
I'LL BE ON TIME TONIGHT, OKAY? Albert GOOD.
GOOD LUCK TODAY, SPORT.
IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART POUNDING? NO WAIT - IT'S MINE.
PROOF THAT SUMMER IS SO OVERRATED.
Spinner BACK AT THIS DUMP FOR FOUR MORE YEARS.
FOUR LONG YEARS.
Jimmy LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
IT'S A ZOO IN HERE.
OH, LOOK, THERE'S ONE OF THE MONKEYS NOW.
Raditch GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS AND WELCOME TO DEGRASSI.
IF YOU'RE A NEW STUDEN AND HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR NEW HOME ROOM NUMBER YET, PLEASE SEE MRS.
SMITH IN THE MAIN OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.
IS DEGRASSI A HIGH SCHOOL AND A BLIND SCHOOL THIS YEAR? SORRY, MAN.
I'M LOST.
BUY A MAP.
ALREADY GOT ONE.
NOT BLIND - JUST AH - Girl HEY BOYS.
WHO'S THE NEW GUY? -DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED.
Girl HEY CUTEY M.
I.
LAB? HERE.
I'LL - I'LL SHOW YOU.
Kwan CLOSING DOWN THE HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LAST-MINUTE BOARD DECISION.
MEANING WE ARE NOT FULLY PREPARED FOR THE INFLUX OF STUDENTS.
WILL THERE BE A SEPARATE STUDENT COUNCIL? SEPARATE VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS? WHAT ABOUT THE GRAPEVINE? OKAY, ONE QUESTION AT A TIME.
IN THE SHORT-TERM, DEGRASSI'S GOING TO BE A VERY CROWDED PLACE.
SMALL PRICE TO PAY.
OLDER WOMEN, YOUNGER MEN, VERY HOT.
OLDER WOMAN, JT YORKE - VERY NOT.
TAKE A SEAT YOU MAY EVEN HAVE TO SHARE LOCKERS.
SEE ME AFTER CLASS.
WE'RE GOING TO BE COVERING "PONTY POOL CHANGES EVERYTHING" BY TONY BURGESS ADDING GRADES 9 TO 12 IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR DEGRASSI.
AND FOR YOU GUYS.
I TAUGHT YOU M.
I.
FOR THE PAS TWO YEARS, YOU GET ME FOR ANOTHER FOUR.
LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT, HUH CRAIG? UH - VERY AH - VERY LATE NIGHT, SIR.
KEPT - KEPT WAKING UP, IN ANTICIPATION OF - WELL, OF THIS EXACT MOMENT - SIR.
Simpson YEAH, WELL SAVE THE ZZZ'S FOR HOME, OKAY? DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP YOUR TEXTBOOKS IN THE GYM.
AND EVEN THOUGH TODAY'S A HALF DAY - TOMORROW IS NOT.
Toby OKAY, AND EVERY SECOND WEEK, WE'LL TAKE OUT LUNCHES, OLD SCHOOL STUFF - J WHATEVER YOU SAY, ROOMIE.
Manny I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS VOLUNTEERED TO SHARE.
J AW, IT'S JUST OUR WAY OF GIVING SOMETHING BACK TO DEGRASSI, THAT'S ALL.
Emma YEAH OR OF DESTROYING YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
Toby SLOW DOWN.
Emma HOW SOON TILL WE TELL THEM WE TOLD THEM SO? J NOW I GET THE TOP SHELF, ALL RIGHT? Toby WHY? WE SAID I GOT IT.
J NO, I GET THE TOP SHELF BECAUSE I'M TALLER.
Toby YEAH, BY LIKE A MILLIMETER.
J NO, CHECK THIS OUT.
READY? LOOK.
SEE? WAY TALLER.
Hazel PAIGE, YOUR HAIR IS FINE.
Paige FINE? I HAVE A MULLET.
Terri WHAT'S A MULLET? Paige THAT.
HAIRSTYLE OF THE TRAILER DWELLERS AND FASHION-IMPAIRED.
Hazel SO GET IT FIXED.
Paige YEAH, BUT THAT'LL TAKE ABOU EIGHTY BUCKS.
I HAVE FIFTY PUT AWAY BUT MY EVIL PARENTS ARE INSISTING I CLEAN OU THE GARAGE FOR THE REST.
HELLO? CHILD LABOUR? YOU KNOW, THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST CHILD LABOUR.
Paige OKAY THANKS, MR.
NEWS AT 5.
Terri CUTE.
Hazel VERY.
Paige TRY DERANGED.
GUYS, HEY! I TRIED TO CALL YOU WHEN I GOT BACK.
HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER? Paige ANYWAY, ABOUT MY HAIR.
Terri GIVE THEM TIME.
I'M SURE THEY'LL, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGIVE AND FORGET? RIGHT.
CRAIG! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER! I KNOW.
BUT - SUMMER'S OVER, I'M BACK FROM CAMP AND NOW YOU WON'T EVER GET AWAY FROM ME! OKAY: SAY BAD DONKEY BREATH.
BAD DONKEY BREATH.
LET ME TAKE YOURS! WHO ME? I'LL BREAK THE CAMERA.
REMEMBER HOW TO USE IT? YEP.
Craig ONE HAND THERE.
DADDY AND ME ARE GONNA VISIT MOMMY.
WANNA COME? JUST AH - TELL HER I MISS HER, OKAY? HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT US MEETING, ALL RIGHT? I PROMISE.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS.
Teacher ANGELA? Craig LOVE YOU, KID.
ANGELA, HONEY.
WHO WAS THAT? Angela MY BROTHER.
Toby OKAY.
I GIVE YOU THE ISAACS SYSTEM.
THE WHAT? Toby OKAY.
YOU WANT AN OLDER WOMAN? THE SYSTEM WILL DETERMINE YOUR BEST MATCH.
MEET TERRI MACGREGOR.
Simpson GUYS, YOUR DEDICATION TO GRADE EIGHT IS IMPRESSIVE BUT AH - GO HOME ALREADY.
Toby CAN WE JUST FINISH THIS FIRST? Simpson FIVE MINUTES.
J TERRI'S - NOT REALLY MY TYPE.
Toby SHE'S OLDER, PRETTY AND BREATHING.
EXACTLY YOUR TYPE.
J NO.
I NEED MORE OF A CHALLENGE.
SOMEONE LIKE OH, LORDY.
Toby BUT YOU ONLY HAVE A 0.
03% CHANCE OF SCORING WITH- PAIGE MICHALCHUK.
COME TO PAPA.
Joey THAT'S A LOT OF YELLOW, ANGE.
Angela BUT THAT WAS MOMMY'S FAVOURITE COLOUR.
REMEMBER? Joey YES, I DO.
Angela DO YOU THINK SHE MISSES US? Joey OH, I KNOW SHE DOES.
JUST AS MUCH AS WE MISS HER.
BUT DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES IT UP IN HEAVEN? CRAIG SAID THAT - CRAIG SAID WHAT? HONEY, DID YOU SEE CRAIG? Angela NO.
I DIDN'T.
I PROMISE.
COME ON, SWEETIE.
TELL ME THE TRUTH STAY RIGHT HERE, OKAY? CRAIG? CRAIG! Albert HEY SPORT, ARE YOU READY TO EAT? CRAIG! AH YEAH.
AH - I'M JUST COMING! Craig WOW, ROAST BEEF, MASHED POTATOES, YORKSHIRE PUDDING.
Albert YOUR FAVOURITE! Craig YEAH, TOTALLY.
I LOVE ROAST BEEF.
REMEMBER - REMEMBER HOW MOM USED TO MAKE - SO, HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY? MAKE ANY FRIENDS? Craig YEAH.
ONE GUY - SEAN.
HE'S COOL.
THAT'S GREAT.
LISTEN, THERE WAS A MESSAGE ON THE MACHINE TODAY.
Craig FOR ME? Albert NO.
FOR ME.
FROM JOEY JEREMIAH ANY THOUGHTS? ANY IDEA WHY HE MIGHT BE CALLING? YOU DIDN'T CALL HIM? DAD, COME ON.
WHY WOULD I CALL JOEY? WHY WOULD YOUR MOTHER LEAVE A SURGEON FOR A USED CAR SALESMAN, CRAIG? I MEAN THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE ARE INFINITE TO ME.
Craig WELL, I DIDN'T - I DIDN'T CALL.
PROMISE.
I'M NOT AH - I'M NOT LIKE MOM, OKAY? SO AH ARE YOU GONNA CALL HIM BACK? NOW, WHY WOULD I DO THAT? My ÷ESTINY IAPPROACHMGPRBEGUN.
PAIGE HAS OFFI Toby YEAH.
IT'LL BE OVER IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES.
Paige OH LOOK IT'S GROSS AND GROSS-ER.
Hazel LOOKS LIKE GROSS-ER WANTS A WORD WITH YOU.
J AH PAIGE, MAY I SAY, YOU'RE LOOKING RATHER RADIANT TODAY? MAY I CARRY YOUR BAG FOR YOU? Paige AH, YOU WANT TO CARRY MY BAG.
J YEAH.
I'LL CARRY IT HOME, I'LL CARRY IT TO SCHOOL.
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
Paige OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE I WISH THAT - YOU'D GO BACK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER THERE, AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOW.
Toby WOW! YOU - YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION.
J THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN.
PAIGE MICHALCHUK WILL BE MINE! Toby OKAY.
AND I GUESS I BELIEVE THA WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND A DRIVE TO SUCCEED WE CAN PRETTY WELL ACHIEVE ANYTHING.
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I TELL MY SELF I FACE A CHALLENGE.
SO THAT'S ME.
Kwan VERY ILLUMINATING, ASHLEY.
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? CRAIG MANNING? I AM CRAIG MANNING.
THANK YOU.
Kwan CRAIG, WE KNOW YOUR NAME.
NOW, WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.
Craig RIGHT.
ME.
IN AN INFINITE UNIVERSE.
AN INSIGNIFICANT PLANET.
WHAT ARE WE? ONE OF SIX BILLION INHABITANTS.
BIG DEAL.
AND HONESTLY? IF I WERE TO, SAY, IF I WERE TO DISAPPEAR? WHO'D CARE? WHAT WOULD IT MATTER? A SUB-ATOMIC BLIP IN THE TEMPORAL FABRIC OF CREATION.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.
CRAIG MANNING.
VERY EXISTENTIAL, CRAIG.
OKAY, HEATHER SINCLAIR.
COME ON DOWN.
Manny SO HE'S IN GRADE NINE? YEAH I SAW HIM COMING OUT OF SIMPSON'S HOMEROOM THIS MORNING Manny WHY DO THE NINERS GET ALL THE HOTTIES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE HAVE JT AND TOBY.
UGH SHHH- THERE HE IS.
WHERE? EMMA NELSON, RIGHT? YOU AH, YOU BABYSIT ANGELA JEREMIAH.
I DO? I MEAN, I DO, BUT - YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME.
FIVE YEARS AGO? OUR MOTHERS MADE US DANCE.
THE WEDDING! CRAIG IS JOEY'S STEPSON! ANGELA'S HALF-BROTHER! OH OH, HI.
HEY.
ANYWAY AH, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
CRAIG, WAIT.
I'M BABYSITTING ANGELA LATER.
MY MOM'S HAVING THIS BIG PARTY AND I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU WANT TO COME ALONG? I WOULDN'T WANT TO CRASH.
NO.
YOU'D BE MY GUEST.
IF YOU DO WANNA COME, MEET ME OUT FRONT AFTER SCHOOL.
I'LL BE THERE.
THANKS.
HE'S COMING TONIGHT.
Joey IF THIS CAR IS A LEMON - WHICH IT IS NOT - I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL LEMON, AND LET YOU SQUEEZE IT IN MY EYES.
SOUND FAIR? OH, LISTEN TO THE MAN.
HE KNOWS CARS.
Joey AH, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A MINUTE? WHY DON'T YOU OPEN 'ER UP AND SEE HOW SHE FEELS.
OKAY, I'LL BE WITH YOU RIGH AWAY.
HELLO ALBERT.
YOU GOT MY MESSAGE? SURE DID.
GOOD.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT CRAIG.
I KNOW THIS IS NOT REALLY MY BUSINESS BUT - YOU'RE GOING TO BUTT IN ANYWAY? I'M JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW IS HE DOING.
WHAT'S YOUR INTEREST IN MY SON? Joey I JUST - HE IS MY SON, RIGHT? YES.
BUT HE'S ALSO ANGELA'S BROTHER.
HALF-BROTHER.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT? ANGELA MISSES HIM, OKAY.
AND I KNOW HE MISSES HER.
YOU AND I NEED TO DO SOMETHING.
OKAY.
YOU AND I NEED TO DO NOTHING.
EXCEPT STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT HERE, OKAY.
CRAIG WANTS TO SEE ANGELA AND I KNOW HE HAS BEEN SEEING HER.
I JUST FOUND OUT MYSELF.
HE'S BEEN DOIN' IT ON HIS OWN TIME.
YOU AND I MAY HATE EACH OTHER, BUT DO OUR KIDS HAVE TO? EVEN IF IT'S JUS ONCE A MONTH - Toby OKAY, ACCORDING TO THE ISAACS SYSTEM, YOU AND PAIGE ARE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! J WOULD THAT BE THE SAME "SYSTEM" THAT STOPPED YOU FROM DOING ANYTHING ABOUT EMMA LAST YEAR? NEWS FLASH, TOBY.
IT DOESN'T WORK.
AH, PAIGE! HOLD UP.
Paige OKAY, I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER.
WHAT!? J AH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS ONE DATE.
IF WE CLICK, THEN WE'LL TALK COMMITMENT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? Spinner MAN, THAT IS CLASSIC! WHAT A KNOB! J IN TIME Paige OKAY.
HAS MY REP FALLEN TO THE POINT WHERE A LOSER LIKE JT THINKS HE CAN ASK ME OU AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! Hazel IT'S HILARIOUS.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT.
Spinner YEAH.
PAIGE AND JT ON A DATE?! OH YEAH.
Paige NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
EVER.
Hazel EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE.
LIKE, SAY, THIRTY BUCKS? ENOUGH TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE? Paige YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH I FOR THIRTY BUCKS? Hazel A LIGHT EVENING WITH FRODO? OR AN ENTIRE DAY GAGGING THROUGH COBWEBS IN YOUR PARENTS' GARAGE.
Spinner YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT THE EARWIGS.
SHARP PINCHERS, JUST WAITING- Paige THIRTY DOLLARS? IN CASH? FINE.
BUT THERE WILL BE CONDITIONS.
BIG CONDITIONS.
IS THAT A FROG? Craig ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A BIG, RAZOR-TOOTHED DINOSAUR! WITH A TASTE FOR LITTLE GIRLS NAMED - ANGELA! Spike WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO HER? Craig OH, JUST FEEDING HER TO THE DINOSAURS.
OKAY, GUYS.
DINNER'S SERVED.
COME ON.
DADDY! Joey YEAH! Spike HEY! WE DIDN'T EXPECT YOU.
I MEAN, IT'S ONLY MY BIRTHDAY.
MUCH LESS IMPORTANT THAN A BLIND DATE Joey OKAY, OKAY.
MY BAD Simpson SO.
JEREMIAH.
HOW WAS MISS NOVEMBER? IF SHE WAS MISS NOVEMBER, IT WAS IN 1973.
IT WAS LIKE GOING OUT WITH MY MOTHER.
Simpson AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE DO HAVE A SPECIAL APPEAL - YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
WHAT AND MISS WATCHING YOU TURN GREY? Joey DON'T WORRY, HE'S COMING HOME WITH ME.
AFTER WE EAT.
CRAIG.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I INVITED HIM.
THAT'S OKAY, ISN'T IT? YEAH, YEAH.
NO AH - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? LISTEN, IT'S GREAT SEEING YOU AND I MEAN THAT.
BUT YOUR DAD DOESN'T WANT YOU - OH, HE'S, HE'S FINE WITH THIS.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE HERE? LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT YOU HANGING OUT WITH ME OR WITH ANGE.
HE'S MADE THAT RADICALLY CLEAR.
WHAT, YOU TALKED TO HIM? HE CAME BY THE DEALERSHIP THIS AFTERNOON.
CRAIG, COME ON.
YOUR DAD WON'T ALLOW IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? Craig NO PROBLEM.
I GET IT.
HEY AH, MS.
NELSON, THANKS FOR THE HOT DOG.
Craig I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO MY DARK ROOM Albert ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? Craig WHAT ARE YOU DOING - Albert ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? Craig WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU-- Albert ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? I WORK MY ASS OFF FOR YOU! WHAT DO I GET?! WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN? I GET RUDENESS! I GET LIES! I GET THIS.
COME ON YOU GOT IT.
OH, THAT'S LOTS MORE, MORE, COME ON COME ON.
MORE BUBBLES, MORE BUBBLES.
LET'S GO.
Albert CRAIGOR HEY DAD.
WHAT HAPPENED TO SIX O'CLOCK? I KNOW, AH I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST - THE LIGHT OUTSIDE LATE SUMMER INCREDIBLE.
AND I JUST AH -GOT DISTRACTED AND MISSED DINNER.
YEAH, AH DAD, I'M SORRY.
Albert WHEN I SAY SIX O'CLOCK, I DON'T CARE HOW GREA THE LIGHT IS.
YOU'RE HOME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? JUST CLEAN IT UP.
Whatever it takes I know I can make it through If I hold out I know I can make it through Be the best The best that I can be Hear what I say to you What ever it takes I know I can make it I know I can make it through Toby MAN, GRADE EIGHT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
J I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH AN EXPANDED DEGRASSI.
WAY MORE FISH IN THE SEA.
Toby WHAT - YOU'RE FISHING FOR A NEW BABYSITTER? J DUDE.
OLDER WOMEN.
HOT, SEXY, OLDER WOMEN.
JUST WAITING TO MAKE ME INTO A MAN, OKAY? THIS YEAR, TOBY.
JUST TRUST ME.
I KNOW IT.
THANKS FOR THE LIFT.
OKAY.
DO YOU NEED A LIFT TONIGHT? NO, NO, I CAN AH - MAKE IT HOME.
I'LL BE ON TIME TONIGHT, OKAY? Albert GOOD.
GOOD LUCK TODAY, SPORT.
IS THAT THE SOUND OF YOUR HEART POUNDING? NO WAIT - IT'S MINE.
PROOF THAT SUMMER IS SO OVERRATED.
Spinner BACK AT THIS DUMP FOR FOUR MORE YEARS.
FOUR LONG YEARS.
Jimmy LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
IT'S A ZOO IN HERE.
OH, LOOK, THERE'S ONE OF THE MONKEYS NOW.
Raditch GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS AND WELCOME TO DEGRASSI.
IF YOU'RE A NEW STUDEN AND HAVEN'T RECEIVED YOUR NEW HOME ROOM NUMBER YET, PLEASE SEE MRS.
SMITH IN THE MAIN OFFICE IMMEDIATELY.
IS DEGRASSI A HIGH SCHOOL AND A BLIND SCHOOL THIS YEAR? SORRY, MAN.
I'M LOST.
BUY A MAP.
ALREADY GOT ONE.
NOT BLIND - JUST AH - Girl HEY BOYS.
WHO'S THE NEW GUY? -DIRECTIONALLY CHALLENGED.
Girl HEY CUTEY M.
I.
LAB? HERE.
I'LL - I'LL SHOW YOU.
Kwan CLOSING DOWN THE HIGH SCHOOL WAS A LAST-MINUTE BOARD DECISION.
MEANING WE ARE NOT FULLY PREPARED FOR THE INFLUX OF STUDENTS.
WILL THERE BE A SEPARATE STUDENT COUNCIL? SEPARATE VIDEO ANNOUNCEMENTS? WHAT ABOUT THE GRAPEVINE? OKAY, ONE QUESTION AT A TIME.
IN THE SHORT-TERM, DEGRASSI'S GOING TO BE A VERY CROWDED PLACE.
SMALL PRICE TO PAY.
OLDER WOMEN, YOUNGER MEN, VERY HOT.
OLDER WOMAN, JT YORKE - VERY NOT.
TAKE A SEAT YOU MAY EVEN HAVE TO SHARE LOCKERS.
SEE ME AFTER CLASS.
WE'RE GOING TO BE COVERING "PONTY POOL CHANGES EVERYTHING" BY TONY BURGESS ADDING GRADES 9 TO 12 IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR DEGRASSI.
AND FOR YOU GUYS.
I TAUGHT YOU M.
I.
FOR THE PAS TWO YEARS, YOU GET ME FOR ANOTHER FOUR.
LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT, HUH CRAIG? UH - VERY AH - VERY LATE NIGHT, SIR.
KEPT - KEPT WAKING UP, IN ANTICIPATION OF - WELL, OF THIS EXACT MOMENT - SIR.
Simpson YEAH, WELL SAVE THE ZZZ'S FOR HOME, OKAY? DON'T FORGET TO PICK UP YOUR TEXTBOOKS IN THE GYM.
AND EVEN THOUGH TODAY'S A HALF DAY - TOMORROW IS NOT.
Toby OKAY, AND EVERY SECOND WEEK, WE'LL TAKE OUT LUNCHES, OLD SCHOOL STUFF - J WHATEVER YOU SAY, ROOMIE.
Manny I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS VOLUNTEERED TO SHARE.
J AW, IT'S JUST OUR WAY OF GIVING SOMETHING BACK TO DEGRASSI, THAT'S ALL.
Emma YEAH OR OF DESTROYING YOUR FRIENDSHIP.
Toby SLOW DOWN.
Emma HOW SOON TILL WE TELL THEM WE TOLD THEM SO? J NOW I GET THE TOP SHELF, ALL RIGHT? Toby WHY? WE SAID I GOT IT.
J NO, I GET THE TOP SHELF BECAUSE I'M TALLER.
Toby YEAH, BY LIKE A MILLIMETER.
J NO, CHECK THIS OUT.
READY? LOOK.
SEE? WAY TALLER.
Hazel PAIGE, YOUR HAIR IS FINE.
Paige FINE? I HAVE A MULLET.
Terri WHAT'S A MULLET? Paige THAT.
HAIRSTYLE OF THE TRAILER DWELLERS AND FASHION-IMPAIRED.
Hazel SO GET IT FIXED.
Paige YEAH, BUT THAT'LL TAKE ABOU EIGHTY BUCKS.
I HAVE FIFTY PUT AWAY BUT MY EVIL PARENTS ARE INSISTING I CLEAN OU THE GARAGE FOR THE REST.
HELLO? CHILD LABOUR? YOU KNOW, THERE ARE LAWS AGAINST CHILD LABOUR.
Paige OKAY THANKS, MR.
NEWS AT 5.
Terri CUTE.
Hazel VERY.
Paige TRY DERANGED.
GUYS, HEY! I TRIED TO CALL YOU WHEN I GOT BACK.
HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER? Paige ANYWAY, ABOUT MY HAIR.
Terri GIVE THEM TIME.
I'M SURE THEY'LL, YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGIVE AND FORGET? RIGHT.
CRAIG! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FOREVER! I KNOW.
BUT - SUMMER'S OVER, I'M BACK FROM CAMP AND NOW YOU WON'T EVER GET AWAY FROM ME! OKAY: SAY BAD DONKEY BREATH.
BAD DONKEY BREATH.
LET ME TAKE YOURS! WHO ME? I'LL BREAK THE CAMERA.
REMEMBER HOW TO USE IT? YEP.
Craig ONE HAND THERE.
DADDY AND ME ARE GONNA VISIT MOMMY.
WANNA COME? JUST AH - TELL HER I MISS HER, OKAY? HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL YOUR DAD ABOUT US MEETING, ALL RIGHT? I PROMISE.
ALWAYS, ALWAYS.
Teacher ANGELA? Craig LOVE YOU, KID.
ANGELA, HONEY.
WHO WAS THAT? Angela MY BROTHER.
Toby OKAY.
I GIVE YOU THE ISAACS SYSTEM.
THE WHAT? Toby OKAY.
YOU WANT AN OLDER WOMAN? THE SYSTEM WILL DETERMINE YOUR BEST MATCH.
MEET TERRI MACGREGOR.
Simpson GUYS, YOUR DEDICATION TO GRADE EIGHT IS IMPRESSIVE BUT AH - GO HOME ALREADY.
Toby CAN WE JUST FINISH THIS FIRST? Simpson FIVE MINUTES.
J TERRI'S - NOT REALLY MY TYPE.
Toby SHE'S OLDER, PRETTY AND BREATHING.
EXACTLY YOUR TYPE.
J NO.
I NEED MORE OF A CHALLENGE.
SOMEONE LIKE OH, LORDY.
Toby BUT YOU ONLY HAVE A 0.
03% CHANCE OF SCORING WITH- PAIGE MICHALCHUK.
COME TO PAPA.
Joey THAT'S A LOT OF YELLOW, ANGE.
Angela BUT THAT WAS MOMMY'S FAVOURITE COLOUR.
REMEMBER? Joey YES, I DO.
Angela DO YOU THINK SHE MISSES US? Joey OH, I KNOW SHE DOES.
JUST AS MUCH AS WE MISS HER.
BUT DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES IT UP IN HEAVEN? CRAIG SAID THAT - CRAIG SAID WHAT? HONEY, DID YOU SEE CRAIG? Angela NO.
I DIDN'T.
I PROMISE.
COME ON, SWEETIE.
TELL ME THE TRUTH STAY RIGHT HERE, OKAY? CRAIG? CRAIG! Albert HEY SPORT, ARE YOU READY TO EAT? CRAIG! AH YEAH.
AH - I'M JUST COMING! Craig WOW, ROAST BEEF, MASHED POTATOES, YORKSHIRE PUDDING.
Albert YOUR FAVOURITE! Craig YEAH, TOTALLY.
I LOVE ROAST BEEF.
REMEMBER - REMEMBER HOW MOM USED TO MAKE - SO, HOW WAS THE FIRST DAY? MAKE ANY FRIENDS? Craig YEAH.
ONE GUY - SEAN.
HE'S COOL.
THAT'S GREAT.
LISTEN, THERE WAS A MESSAGE ON THE MACHINE TODAY.
Craig FOR ME? Albert NO.
FOR ME.
FROM JOEY JEREMIAH ANY THOUGHTS? ANY IDEA WHY HE MIGHT BE CALLING? YOU DIDN'T CALL HIM? DAD, COME ON.
WHY WOULD I CALL JOEY? WHY WOULD YOUR MOTHER LEAVE A SURGEON FOR A USED CAR SALESMAN, CRAIG? I MEAN THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE ARE INFINITE TO ME.
Craig WELL, I DIDN'T - I DIDN'T CALL.
PROMISE.
I'M NOT AH - I'M NOT LIKE MOM, OKAY? SO AH ARE YOU GONNA CALL HIM BACK? NOW, WHY WOULD I DO THAT? My ÷ESTINY IAPPROACHMGPRBEGUN.
PAIGE HAS OFFI Toby YEAH.
IT'LL BE OVER IN ABOUT TWO MINUTES.
Paige OH LOOK IT'S GROSS AND GROSS-ER.
Hazel LOOKS LIKE GROSS-ER WANTS A WORD WITH YOU.
J AH PAIGE, MAY I SAY, YOU'RE LOOKING RATHER RADIANT TODAY? MAY I CARRY YOUR BAG FOR YOU? Paige AH, YOU WANT TO CARRY MY BAG.
J YEAH.
I'LL CARRY IT HOME, I'LL CARRY IT TO SCHOOL.
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.
Paige OH, WELL, IN THAT CASE I WISH THAT - YOU'D GO BACK TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER THERE, AND LEAVE ME ALONE.
NOW.
Toby WOW! YOU - YOU'RE AN INSPIRATION.
J THE BATTLE HAS JUST BEGUN.
PAIGE MICHALCHUK WILL BE MINE! Toby OKAY.
AND I GUESS I BELIEVE THA WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND A DRIVE TO SUCCEED WE CAN PRETTY WELL ACHIEVE ANYTHING.
AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT I TELL MY SELF I FACE A CHALLENGE.
SO THAT'S ME.
Kwan VERY ILLUMINATING, ASHLEY.
OKAY, WHO'S NEXT? CRAIG MANNING? I AM CRAIG MANNING.
THANK YOU.
Kwan CRAIG, WE KNOW YOUR NAME.
NOW, WE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.
Craig RIGHT.
ME.
IN AN INFINITE UNIVERSE.
AN INSIGNIFICANT PLANET.
WHAT ARE WE? ONE OF SIX BILLION INHABITANTS.
BIG DEAL.
AND HONESTLY? IF I WERE TO, SAY, IF I WERE TO DISAPPEAR? WHO'D CARE? WHAT WOULD IT MATTER? A SUB-ATOMIC BLIP IN THE TEMPORAL FABRIC OF CREATION.
SO THERE YOU HAVE IT.
CRAIG MANNING.
VERY EXISTENTIAL, CRAIG.
OKAY, HEATHER SINCLAIR.
COME ON DOWN.
Manny SO HE'S IN GRADE NINE? YEAH I SAW HIM COMING OUT OF SIMPSON'S HOMEROOM THIS MORNING Manny WHY DO THE NINERS GET ALL THE HOTTIES? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE HAVE JT AND TOBY.
UGH SHHH- THERE HE IS.
WHERE? EMMA NELSON, RIGHT? YOU AH, YOU BABYSIT ANGELA JEREMIAH.
I DO? I MEAN, I DO, BUT - YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE ME.
FIVE YEARS AGO? OUR MOTHERS MADE US DANCE.
THE WEDDING! CRAIG IS JOEY'S STEPSON! ANGELA'S HALF-BROTHER! OH OH, HI.
HEY.
ANYWAY AH, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
CRAIG, WAIT.
I'M BABYSITTING ANGELA LATER.
MY MOM'S HAVING THIS BIG PARTY AND I WAS WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU WANT TO COME ALONG? I WOULDN'T WANT TO CRASH.
NO.
YOU'D BE MY GUEST.
IF YOU DO WANNA COME, MEET ME OUT FRONT AFTER SCHOOL.
I'LL BE THERE.
THANKS.
HE'S COMING TONIGHT.
Joey IF THIS CAR IS A LEMON - WHICH IT IS NOT - I'LL GIVE YOU A REAL LEMON, AND LET YOU SQUEEZE IT IN MY EYES.
SOUND FAIR? OH, LISTEN TO THE MAN.
HE KNOWS CARS.
Joey AH, WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR JUST A MINUTE? WHY DON'T YOU OPEN 'ER UP AND SEE HOW SHE FEELS.
OKAY, I'LL BE WITH YOU RIGH AWAY.
HELLO ALBERT.
YOU GOT MY MESSAGE? SURE DID.
GOOD.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT CRAIG.
I KNOW THIS IS NOT REALLY MY BUSINESS BUT - YOU'RE GOING TO BUTT IN ANYWAY? I'M JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW IS HE DOING.
WHAT'S YOUR INTEREST IN MY SON? Joey I JUST - HE IS MY SON, RIGHT? YES.
BUT HE'S ALSO ANGELA'S BROTHER.
HALF-BROTHER.
WHAT'S YOUR POINT? ANGELA MISSES HIM, OKAY.
AND I KNOW HE MISSES HER.
YOU AND I NEED TO DO SOMETHING.
OKAY.
YOU AND I NEED TO DO NOTHING.
EXCEPT STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT HERE, OKAY.
CRAIG WANTS TO SEE ANGELA AND I KNOW HE HAS BEEN SEEING HER.
I JUST FOUND OUT MYSELF.
HE'S BEEN DOIN' IT ON HIS OWN TIME.
YOU AND I MAY HATE EACH OTHER, BUT DO OUR KIDS HAVE TO? EVEN IF IT'S JUS ONCE A MONTH - Toby OKAY, ACCORDING TO THE ISAACS SYSTEM, YOU AND PAIGE ARE NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! J WOULD THAT BE THE SAME "SYSTEM" THAT STOPPED YOU FROM DOING ANYTHING ABOUT EMMA LAST YEAR? NEWS FLASH, TOBY.
IT DOESN'T WORK.
AH, PAIGE! HOLD UP.
Paige OKAY, I NEED A RESTRAINING ORDER.
WHAT!? J AH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? ALL I'M ASKING FOR IS ONE DATE.
IF WE CLICK, THEN WE'LL TALK COMMITMENT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY? Spinner MAN, THAT IS CLASSIC! WHAT A KNOB! J IN TIME Paige OKAY.
HAS MY REP FALLEN TO THE POINT WHERE A LOSER LIKE JT THINKS HE CAN ASK ME OU AND GET AWAY WITH IT?! Hazel IT'S HILARIOUS.
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT.
Spinner YEAH.
PAIGE AND JT ON A DATE?! OH YEAH.
Paige NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
EVER.
Hazel EVERYONE HAS THEIR PRICE.
LIKE, SAY, THIRTY BUCKS? ENOUGH TO GET YOUR HAIR DONE? Paige YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D GO OUT IN PUBLIC WITH I FOR THIRTY BUCKS? Hazel A LIGHT EVENING WITH FRODO? OR AN ENTIRE DAY GAGGING THROUGH COBWEBS IN YOUR PARENTS' GARAGE.
Spinner YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT'S ABOUT THE EARWIGS.
SHARP PINCHERS, JUST WAITING- Paige THIRTY DOLLARS? IN CASH? FINE.
BUT THERE WILL BE CONDITIONS.
BIG CONDITIONS.
IS THAT A FROG? Craig ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A BIG, RAZOR-TOOTHED DINOSAUR! WITH A TASTE FOR LITTLE GIRLS NAMED - ANGELA! Spike WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING TO HER? Craig OH, JUST FEEDING HER TO THE DINOSAURS.
OKAY, GUYS.
DINNER'S SERVED.
COME ON.
DADDY! Joey YEAH! Spike HEY! WE DIDN'T EXPECT YOU.
I MEAN, IT'S ONLY MY BIRTHDAY.
MUCH LESS IMPORTANT THAN A BLIND DATE Joey OKAY, OKAY.
MY BAD Simpson SO.
JEREMIAH.
HOW WAS MISS NOVEMBER? IF SHE WAS MISS NOVEMBER, IT WAS IN 1973.
IT WAS LIKE GOING OUT WITH MY MOTHER.
Simpson AH, WELL, YOU KNOW, WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE DO HAVE A SPECIAL APPEAL - YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.
WHAT AND MISS WATCHING YOU TURN GREY? Joey DON'T WORRY, HE'S COMING HOME WITH ME.
AFTER WE EAT.
CRAIG.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I INVITED HIM.
THAT'S OKAY, ISN'T IT? YEAH, YEAH.
NO AH - CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? LISTEN, IT'S GREAT SEEING YOU AND I MEAN THAT.
BUT YOUR DAD DOESN'T WANT YOU - OH, HE'S, HE'S FINE WITH THIS.
HE KNOWS YOU'RE HERE? LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT HE DOESN'T WANT YOU HANGING OUT WITH ME OR WITH ANGE.
HE'S MADE THAT RADICALLY CLEAR.
WHAT, YOU TALKED TO HIM? HE CAME BY THE DEALERSHIP THIS AFTERNOON.
CRAIG, COME ON.
YOUR DAD WON'T ALLOW IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? Craig NO PROBLEM.
I GET IT.
HEY AH, MS.
NELSON, THANKS FOR THE HOT DOG.
Craig I'M GONNA GO DOWN TO MY DARK ROOM Albert ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? Craig WHAT ARE YOU DOING - Albert ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? Craig WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU-- Albert ARE YOU LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? I WORK MY ASS OFF FOR YOU! WHAT DO I GET?! WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN? I GET RUDENESS! I GET LIES! I GET THIS.