Heathcliff & the Catillac Cats (1984) s02e01 Episode Script
The White Cliffs of Dover/Life Saver
1
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME WILL
REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINDING EACH CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OH, LOOK, HEATHCLIFF.
NEW NEIGHBORS.
MY, MY, AREN'T WE FANCY?
HA HA HA HA.
OHH
[PANTING]
HMM, HMM, HMM.
GRRR
GRRR
UHHHUHHHUHHH!
I SAY, PUDDY CHAP.
I DO BELIEVE
THIS BIRDBATH
IS ON OUR PROPERTY.
GRRR
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE ACTUALLY
CHASED BIRDS ANYMORE.
HOW POSITIVELY
MIDDLE-CLASS.
HE'S SO--SO ELEGANT.
OH, I OUGHTA RIP
MUNCHER TO SHREDS!
WE RETURN ON
THE MORROW, REGGIE.
BE A GOOD SPORT.
AND REMEMBER, YOU HAVE
A PROUD FAMILY NAME
THE WHITECLIFFS
OF DOVER.
PBBBT!
YEOW!
OH, THAT SLIMY LIMEY
NO-GOOD NO-SLIME
[SIGHS]
YECCH! YECCH!
[SIGHS]
Heathcliff:
YO, SONJA!
HERE'S SOME GREAT STUFF.
YUCK!
SURELY MY LADY FAIR
WILL APPRECIATE
A CAT OF DISTINCTION
OVER THAT LOUT.
[WHISTLING]
YEECH!
HA HA HA HA.
FOR THE SWEETES
FLOWER THESE EYES
HAVE EVER BEHELD.
HOW CHARMING.
GHFF-GHFF.
THIS PHONY'S
MOVING IN ON MY GIRL!
TIME FOR THE CA
TO GO INTO ACTION.
[OTHER CATS LAUGHING]
LOOKS LIKE
THE SLICK DUDE
MADE OFF WITH
HEATHCLIFF'S GIRL.
HEH HEH,
I ALWAYS KNEW SHE
HAD GOOD TASTE.
[ALL LAUGHING]
RRAAAAAHHHH!
MEYOWRRR!
OWWW!
YEOWW!
[GRUMBLING]
HERE YOU GO. 3 POINTS!
AND NOW, AS I WAS SAYING,
IT'S TIME TO GIVE
A CERTAIN SNOB
A LESSON IN
HEATHCLIFF MANNERS.
OH, REGGIE, THE MOVIE
WAS SO ROMANTIC.
AND SO ARE YOU,
MY LADY.
"MY LADY." OOOH!
AH, THE GOOD LIFE.
WITH ME, YOU'LL BE
DRIPPING IN JEWELS,
FAIR SONJA.
SHALL WE BROWSE?
YOU'RE SO
WORLDLY, REGGIE.
I'LL BET YOU'VE
BEEN EVERYWHERE.
YES, MY LOVELY.
WE WHITECLIFFS
MAY BE FROM DOVER,
BUT WE'VE
TRAVELED THE WORLD.
BEING A WHITECLIFF
SURE BEATS BEING
A HEATHCLIFF.
THE ONLY SIGHTS HE
CARES ABOUT SEEING
ARE GARBAGE CANS
AND ALLEYS.
HO HO HO, HOO HOO.
I'LL PUT HIM
IN A GARBAGE CAN
ON HISHEAD!
GRRRMEYOWRRR.
OOH.
OUR CAB AWAITS,
MY LOVE.
OH, REGGIE. A TAXICAB.
YOU'RE SO EXTRAVAGANT.
REGGIE
THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
I GOTTA CATCH UP
WITH THOSE TWO.
[SKATEBOARD WHEELS ROLLING]
HOP ABOARD.
AAAHHH!
WHOOOAAA!
[SONJA LAUGHING]
I'VE HAD A WONDERFUL
EVENING, REGGIE.
[CRACKING]
OOOF!
OOOH.
OOOOH, OHHHHH.
OH, HEATHCLIFF.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, MY POOR DARLING.
WHAT HAVE
I DRIVEN YOU TO?
OWWWW!
REGGIE,
OH, REGGIE. I
SAY NO MORE.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE.
I LEAVE A CRUSHED MAN.
STICKY WICKET, THIS.
HMM
WELL, I BEST FIND SUITABLE
LODGING FOR THE NIGHT.
WHAT?
HEY, MY MAN.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
IT'S MY TURN.
OUCH!
NOT ANYMORE.
Reggie:
CHEERIO, CHAPS.
MIGHT A GUEST SHARE
LODGING AND A MEAL
THIS FINE NIGHT?
HEY, WHO'S
THE FRUITCAKE?
IT'S THE SLICK DUDE
WHO WAS WITH SONJA.
REGINALD, OF
THE WHITECLIFFS OF DOVER,
AND YOU CHAPS ARE?
UH, WE'RE 3 CATS
WHO DON'T LIKE ANY CA
WITH A "CLIFF"
IN HIS NAME.
RIGHT, GUYS?
HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA
PICK ON A REAL "CLIFF"?
GRRRR.
OUCH! OW! OY! OUCH!
AHEM, YOU FORGO
SOMETHING, OLD CHAP.
HEY, YOU HOBO.
HUH?!
[BOTH PANTING]
GOTCHA!
OOF!
COME BACK HERE,
YOU FELINE!
ON YOUR MARKGET SETGO!
HEY, STOP!
COME BACK HERE!
HEY! GE
BACK HERE, I SAY!
PARDON
THE INTERRUPTION,
BUT MIGH
I SHARE YOUR
FOOD AND LODGING?
AAARRRRGH!
[MUNCHING]
PBBTHHH!
ROWWRRR!
AAAAAAHH!
HELP! HELP!
[GROWLING]
HELP! AAAAHH!
[YAWNING]
[GROWLING]
YEEEOWWW!
[WHISTLES]
HUH?!
OUCH!
[SIGHS]
YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO
TREAT SONJA LIKE A LADY,
SO MAYBE I SHOULD
TEACH YOU
HOW TO GET ALONG
AROUND HERE,
HEATHCLIFF STYLE.
WHAT SAY, OLD CHAP?
GOOD SHOW,
NEW BUDDY.
OWW!
I SAY, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS ISFUN!
YO, REGGIE!
YEE HAA!
COME HERE,
LITTLE DOGIE.
I'VE GO
THAT TRICK MASTERED.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT.
"THE BOOMERANG ROPE,
OR, WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND."
YEEOWW!
THAT TRICK MIGH
NEED A LITTLE
MORE PRACTICE.
SEE, WHAT YOU NEED
IS A DAZZLING ENTRANCE.
WHOAWHOA--WHOA.
FOLLOWED BY
AN EMBARRASSING EXIT.
OHHH
BEING THIS HIGH
OFF THE GROUND
IS FOR THE BIRDS.
YOU SAID IT, MAC.
WHY DON'T YOU GE
BACK TO THE GROUND,
WHERE YOU BELONG?
HOLD THE ROPE, MUNGO!
I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT AN ARROW FEELS LIKE.
NOW THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT TO SAY,
YEEOWW!
All: YEEOOWWW!
Wordsworth:
SHOO! SHOO!
Hector:
NICE BIRDIES!
NO, DON'T PULL
THOSE ROPIEEEES.
YEEAAAHH!
YEEAAAHH!
WOULD YOU GUYS
BE MAD IF I SAID
I DON'T WANNA
PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE?
NICE LITTLE BIRDIE
LIKE TO FLY AWAY
AND GET HELP FOR MUNGO?
I GUESS THAT MEANS NO.
HEEELLLLP!
RIFF RAFF!
HUH?!
HUP..HUP..HUP
WHOA!
OH, NO.
HANG ON, MUNGO!
I HAVE TO CHECK THE BOOK.
LARIATS, LASSOS
AH, HERE WE ARE,
LIFE-SAVING ROPE TRICKS.
YEEOWW!
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING
ON WEIGHT, MUNGO?
A LITTLE. WHY?
JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.
Both: YEEOWW!
RIFF RAFF, SPEAK TO ME.
OHHHOHHH.
RIFF RAFF,
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
NOTHING? I OWE YOU
MY LIFE, AND FROM NOW ON,
I'M GOING TO BE YOUR
PERSONAL GUARDIAN
AND SERVANT FOREVER.
OHHH.
[SNORING]
EH, WAKE-UP CALL!
WHOA!
AHEM.
YES, SIR.
HEY!
I'LL GET IT,
I'LL GET IT, SIR.
WHOA-OAA-OAAA!
B-B-B-B-BO-BBBB-BBOO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOUR BATH IS READY, SIR.
[HUMMING]
YEEOWW!
TOO WARM, SIR?
DA-DA DA-DA DA,
DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪
DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA-DAA
DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA DA-DA
[COUGHING]
ENOUGH SPRAY, SIR?
VERY GOOD, SIR.
WOW, WOULD YOU
LOOK AT--
I THINK MUNGO IS
STARTING TO TAKE
THIS SERVANT STUFF
A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY.
[HUMMING]
HMM.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING KIND,
BUT MUNGO'S
DRIVING RIFF RAFF
OUT OF HIS MIND.
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHTER]
YOU SURE WE CAN'
GET CLOSER?
NO, THIS IS
THE BEST SPOT,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU
WANT TO BE ALONE.
AAAAAHH!
WHAT? WHERE? WHO?
YEAH, WHO?
GET RID OF HIM.
NOW, HOW ABOU
A KISS GOOD NIGHT?
Mungo:
HEY, THAT WAS FUN,
RIFF RAFF.
WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU CAN CALL ME AGAIN,
WHEN IT'S NOT SO CROWDED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT LOSING ME, RIFF RAFF.
I'M GOING TO STAY RIGH
NEXT TO YOU FOREVER.
OHHH.
I FALL IN THE WATER.
YOU TWO TELL MUNGO
TO SAVE ME.
THAT WILL EVEN OUR SCORE,
AND I'LL GET CLEO BACK.
WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING
WAY OUT HERE IN THE LAKE?
SCUBA DIVING.FISHING.
WATER-SKIING.
BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT EQUIPMEN
FOR ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
All: SWIMMING.
WELL, OK.
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SWIM.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S ALL THIS FOR?
YEEOWW!
HELP!
MUNGO, SAVE ME!
HURRY, MUNGO. JUMP IN!
WITH ALL THAT STUFF,
EVEN YOU CAN SWIM.
DON'T WORRY, RIFF RAFF.
I'LL SAVE YOU!
[GURGLING]
I CAN'T SWIM! HELP!
UH--
OH.
GEE, RIFF RAFF. NOW
I OWE YOU 2 LIFETIMES.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
HELP!
WE'RE SINKING!
HELP!
THAT'S ONE LIFETIME.
CATCH THE ROPE,
RIFF RAFF.
GUESS I MISSED.
RIFF RAFF.
PULL, MUNGO.
PULL!
HECTOR, WORDSWORTH,
ARE YOU OK?
I'LL BET YOU THOUGHT THINGS
COULDN'T GET WORSE.
[CRACKING]
DIDN'T YOU?
YEEOWWW!
THAT'S 2 LIFETIMES.
I GUESS WE'RE EVEN, RIFF RAFF.
[ENGINE STARTING]
MUNGO, RIFF RAFF,
LOOK OUT!
Both:
HUH? YEEOWW!
AHHHH.
AHHHH.
GOSH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
ARE YOU BOYS ALL RIGHT?
CLEO, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
NO, NO! SAY THIS
ISN'T HAPPENING!
TELL ME IT'S
A NIGHTMARE, PLEASE!
GEE, THANKS, CLEO.
ISN'T THIS FUN?
AND JUST THINK,
SINCE YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
WE CAN DO THIS EVERY NIGHT
FOREVER.
AND EVER AND EVER AND
[DOORBELL RINGS]
YOUR DOG'S REALLY
FRIENDLY, RALPH.
WE HAD NO IDEA
SHE'D GET SO BIG!
EEE!OH!
ALWAYS SIZE UP A PE
BEFORE YOU DECIDE
TO MAKE IT ONE OF THE FAMILY.
REMEMBER, PUPIES AND KITTENS
GROW. HEE HEE HEE!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
INSTITUTE INC.
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
PLAYING PRANKS
ON EVERYONE ♪
THERE'S A RACE
TO BE ON TOP ♪
THE COMPETITION
DOESN'T STOP ♪
MIXING WITH
THE LADIES FAIR ♪
BEING CHARMING,
DEBONAIR ♪
THE GAME WILL
REIGN SUPREME ♪
AND NO ONE
CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
THEY'LL MAKE
A MYSTERY ♪
AND ALWAYS HAVE
AN ALIBI-I ♪
SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
THE CATS ARE GREAT,
THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
FINDING EACH CALAMITY
THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
O-O-OH OH
OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF,
NO ONE SHOULD ♪
TERRIFY THEIR
NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
BUT HEATHCLIFF
JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
YOU SHOULD REALIZE
HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OH, LOOK, HEATHCLIFF.
NEW NEIGHBORS.
MY, MY, AREN'T WE FANCY?
HA HA HA HA.
OHH
[PANTING]
HMM, HMM, HMM.
GRRR
GRRR
UHHHUHHHUHHH!
I SAY, PUDDY CHAP.
I DO BELIEVE
THIS BIRDBATH
IS ON OUR PROPERTY.
GRRR
I DIDN'T THINK
ANYONE ACTUALLY
CHASED BIRDS ANYMORE.
HOW POSITIVELY
MIDDLE-CLASS.
HE'S SO--SO ELEGANT.
OH, I OUGHTA RIP
MUNCHER TO SHREDS!
WE RETURN ON
THE MORROW, REGGIE.
BE A GOOD SPORT.
AND REMEMBER, YOU HAVE
A PROUD FAMILY NAME
THE WHITECLIFFS
OF DOVER.
PBBBT!
YEOW!
OH, THAT SLIMY LIMEY
NO-GOOD NO-SLIME
[SIGHS]
YECCH! YECCH!
[SIGHS]
Heathcliff:
YO, SONJA!
HERE'S SOME GREAT STUFF.
YUCK!
SURELY MY LADY FAIR
WILL APPRECIATE
A CAT OF DISTINCTION
OVER THAT LOUT.
[WHISTLING]
YEECH!
HA HA HA HA.
FOR THE SWEETES
FLOWER THESE EYES
HAVE EVER BEHELD.
HOW CHARMING.
GHFF-GHFF.
THIS PHONY'S
MOVING IN ON MY GIRL!
TIME FOR THE CA
TO GO INTO ACTION.
[OTHER CATS LAUGHING]
LOOKS LIKE
THE SLICK DUDE
MADE OFF WITH
HEATHCLIFF'S GIRL.
HEH HEH,
I ALWAYS KNEW SHE
HAD GOOD TASTE.
[ALL LAUGHING]
RRAAAAAHHHH!
MEYOWRRR!
OWWW!
YEOWW!
[GRUMBLING]
HERE YOU GO. 3 POINTS!
AND NOW, AS I WAS SAYING,
IT'S TIME TO GIVE
A CERTAIN SNOB
A LESSON IN
HEATHCLIFF MANNERS.
OH, REGGIE, THE MOVIE
WAS SO ROMANTIC.
AND SO ARE YOU,
MY LADY.
"MY LADY." OOOH!
AH, THE GOOD LIFE.
WITH ME, YOU'LL BE
DRIPPING IN JEWELS,
FAIR SONJA.
SHALL WE BROWSE?
YOU'RE SO
WORLDLY, REGGIE.
I'LL BET YOU'VE
BEEN EVERYWHERE.
YES, MY LOVELY.
WE WHITECLIFFS
MAY BE FROM DOVER,
BUT WE'VE
TRAVELED THE WORLD.
BEING A WHITECLIFF
SURE BEATS BEING
A HEATHCLIFF.
THE ONLY SIGHTS HE
CARES ABOUT SEEING
ARE GARBAGE CANS
AND ALLEYS.
HO HO HO, HOO HOO.
I'LL PUT HIM
IN A GARBAGE CAN
ON HISHEAD!
GRRRMEYOWRRR.
OOH.
OUR CAB AWAITS,
MY LOVE.
OH, REGGIE. A TAXICAB.
YOU'RE SO EXTRAVAGANT.
REGGIE
THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
I GOTTA CATCH UP
WITH THOSE TWO.
[SKATEBOARD WHEELS ROLLING]
HOP ABOARD.
AAAHHH!
WHOOOAAA!
[SONJA LAUGHING]
I'VE HAD A WONDERFUL
EVENING, REGGIE.
[CRACKING]
OOOF!
OOOH.
OOOOH, OHHHHH.
OH, HEATHCLIFF.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, MY POOR DARLING.
WHAT HAVE
I DRIVEN YOU TO?
OWWWW!
REGGIE,
OH, REGGIE. I
SAY NO MORE.
YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE.
I LEAVE A CRUSHED MAN.
STICKY WICKET, THIS.
HMM
WELL, I BEST FIND SUITABLE
LODGING FOR THE NIGHT.
WHAT?
HEY, MY MAN.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
IT'S MY TURN.
OUCH!
NOT ANYMORE.
Reggie:
CHEERIO, CHAPS.
MIGHT A GUEST SHARE
LODGING AND A MEAL
THIS FINE NIGHT?
HEY, WHO'S
THE FRUITCAKE?
IT'S THE SLICK DUDE
WHO WAS WITH SONJA.
REGINALD, OF
THE WHITECLIFFS OF DOVER,
AND YOU CHAPS ARE?
UH, WE'RE 3 CATS
WHO DON'T LIKE ANY CA
WITH A "CLIFF"
IN HIS NAME.
RIGHT, GUYS?
HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA
PICK ON A REAL "CLIFF"?
GRRRR.
OUCH! OW! OY! OUCH!
AHEM, YOU FORGO
SOMETHING, OLD CHAP.
HEY, YOU HOBO.
HUH?!
[BOTH PANTING]
GOTCHA!
OOF!
COME BACK HERE,
YOU FELINE!
ON YOUR MARKGET SETGO!
HEY, STOP!
COME BACK HERE!
HEY! GE
BACK HERE, I SAY!
PARDON
THE INTERRUPTION,
BUT MIGH
I SHARE YOUR
FOOD AND LODGING?
AAARRRRGH!
[MUNCHING]
PBBTHHH!
ROWWRRR!
AAAAAAHH!
HELP! HELP!
[GROWLING]
HELP! AAAAHH!
[YAWNING]
[GROWLING]
YEEEOWWW!
[WHISTLES]
HUH?!
OUCH!
[SIGHS]
YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO
TREAT SONJA LIKE A LADY,
SO MAYBE I SHOULD
TEACH YOU
HOW TO GET ALONG
AROUND HERE,
HEATHCLIFF STYLE.
WHAT SAY, OLD CHAP?
GOOD SHOW,
NEW BUDDY.
OWW!
I SAY, HEATHCLIFF,
THIS ISFUN!
YO, REGGIE!
YEE HAA!
COME HERE,
LITTLE DOGIE.
I'VE GO
THAT TRICK MASTERED.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT.
"THE BOOMERANG ROPE,
OR, WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND."
YEEOWW!
THAT TRICK MIGH
NEED A LITTLE
MORE PRACTICE.
SEE, WHAT YOU NEED
IS A DAZZLING ENTRANCE.
WHOAWHOA--WHOA.
FOLLOWED BY
AN EMBARRASSING EXIT.
OHHH
BEING THIS HIGH
OFF THE GROUND
IS FOR THE BIRDS.
YOU SAID IT, MAC.
WHY DON'T YOU GE
BACK TO THE GROUND,
WHERE YOU BELONG?
HOLD THE ROPE, MUNGO!
I ALWAYS WONDERED
WHAT AN ARROW FEELS LIKE.
NOW THERE'S ONLY
ONE THING LEFT TO SAY,
YEEOWW!
All: YEEOOWWW!
Wordsworth:
SHOO! SHOO!
Hector:
NICE BIRDIES!
NO, DON'T PULL
THOSE ROPIEEEES.
YEEAAAHH!
YEEAAAHH!
WOULD YOU GUYS
BE MAD IF I SAID
I DON'T WANNA
PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE?
NICE LITTLE BIRDIE
LIKE TO FLY AWAY
AND GET HELP FOR MUNGO?
I GUESS THAT MEANS NO.
HEEELLLLP!
RIFF RAFF!
HUH?!
HUP..HUP..HUP
WHOA!
OH, NO.
HANG ON, MUNGO!
I HAVE TO CHECK THE BOOK.
LARIATS, LASSOS
AH, HERE WE ARE,
LIFE-SAVING ROPE TRICKS.
YEEOWW!
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING
ON WEIGHT, MUNGO?
A LITTLE. WHY?
JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.
Both: YEEOWW!
RIFF RAFF, SPEAK TO ME.
OHHHOHHH.
RIFF RAFF,
YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
NOTHING? I OWE YOU
MY LIFE, AND FROM NOW ON,
I'M GOING TO BE YOUR
PERSONAL GUARDIAN
AND SERVANT FOREVER.
OHHH.
[SNORING]
EH, WAKE-UP CALL!
WHOA!
AHEM.
YES, SIR.
HEY!
I'LL GET IT,
I'LL GET IT, SIR.
WHOA-OAA-OAAA!
B-B-B-B-BO-BBBB-BBOO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOUR BATH IS READY, SIR.
[HUMMING]
YEEOWW!
TOO WARM, SIR?
DA-DA DA-DA DA,
DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪
DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA-DAA
DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA DA-DA
[COUGHING]
ENOUGH SPRAY, SIR?
VERY GOOD, SIR.
WOW, WOULD YOU
LOOK AT--
I THINK MUNGO IS
STARTING TO TAKE
THIS SERVANT STUFF
A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY.
[HUMMING]
HMM.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG
WITH BEING KIND,
BUT MUNGO'S
DRIVING RIFF RAFF
OUT OF HIS MIND.
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHTER]
YOU SURE WE CAN'
GET CLOSER?
NO, THIS IS
THE BEST SPOT,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU
WANT TO BE ALONE.
AAAAAHH!
WHAT? WHERE? WHO?
YEAH, WHO?
GET RID OF HIM.
NOW, HOW ABOU
A KISS GOOD NIGHT?
Mungo:
HEY, THAT WAS FUN,
RIFF RAFF.
WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU CAN CALL ME AGAIN,
WHEN IT'S NOT SO CROWDED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT LOSING ME, RIFF RAFF.
I'M GOING TO STAY RIGH
NEXT TO YOU FOREVER.
OHHH.
I FALL IN THE WATER.
YOU TWO TELL MUNGO
TO SAVE ME.
THAT WILL EVEN OUR SCORE,
AND I'LL GET CLEO BACK.
WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING
WAY OUT HERE IN THE LAKE?
SCUBA DIVING.FISHING.
WATER-SKIING.
BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT EQUIPMEN
FOR ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
All: SWIMMING.
WELL, OK.
BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO SWIM.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S ALL THIS FOR?
YEEOWW!
HELP!
MUNGO, SAVE ME!
HURRY, MUNGO. JUMP IN!
WITH ALL THAT STUFF,
EVEN YOU CAN SWIM.
DON'T WORRY, RIFF RAFF.
I'LL SAVE YOU!
[GURGLING]
I CAN'T SWIM! HELP!
UH--
OH.
GEE, RIFF RAFF. NOW
I OWE YOU 2 LIFETIMES.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
HELP!
WE'RE SINKING!
HELP!
THAT'S ONE LIFETIME.
CATCH THE ROPE,
RIFF RAFF.
GUESS I MISSED.
RIFF RAFF.
PULL, MUNGO.
PULL!
HECTOR, WORDSWORTH,
ARE YOU OK?
I'LL BET YOU THOUGHT THINGS
COULDN'T GET WORSE.
[CRACKING]
DIDN'T YOU?
YEEOWWW!
THAT'S 2 LIFETIMES.
I GUESS WE'RE EVEN, RIFF RAFF.
[ENGINE STARTING]
MUNGO, RIFF RAFF,
LOOK OUT!
Both:
HUH? YEEOWW!
AHHHH.
AHHHH.
GOSH, THAT WAS CLOSE.
ARE YOU BOYS ALL RIGHT?
CLEO, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
NO, NO! SAY THIS
ISN'T HAPPENING!
TELL ME IT'S
A NIGHTMARE, PLEASE!
GEE, THANKS, CLEO.
ISN'T THIS FUN?
AND JUST THINK,
SINCE YOU SAVED MY LIFE,
WE CAN DO THIS EVERY NIGHT
FOREVER.
AND EVER AND EVER AND
[DOORBELL RINGS]
YOUR DOG'S REALLY
FRIENDLY, RALPH.
WE HAD NO IDEA
SHE'D GET SO BIG!
EEE!OH!
ALWAYS SIZE UP A PE
BEFORE YOU DECIDE
TO MAKE IT ONE OF THE FAMILY.
REMEMBER, PUPIES AND KITTENS
GROW. HEE HEE HEE!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND
THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
INSTITUTE INC.