Henry Danger (2014) s02e01 Episode Script
The Beat Goes On
1 [ Music .]
[ elevator dings .]
Hey.
Here's another sack.
No way.
More fan mail? Yeah.
Captain Man and Kid Danger are very poopular in this town.
Schwoz.
I found another one of your diseased eggs in my tanning bed.
He's not diseased Yet.
[ sniffs .]
What are you guys talking about? Schwoz gets his jollies by blasting eggs with all kinds of weird radiation so he can see what happens when they hatch.
It's fun to create mutants.
Yeah.
Must've been real fun for your mom.
Ooh.
Hey.
Ooh.
I want that egg off this property.
Hey, you guys.
Somebody left this can of whipped cream in the weapons room.
Da, da, da.
Be careful with this.
Why? I show you.
Hey, Ray.
Yeah, what's up? [ Grunting .]
Ding dang it, Schwoz.
Relax, you're indestructible.
Yeah, well my shirt wasn't.
[ Phone pings .]
Oh man, I'm late for dinner.
I got to get home.
Wait, Henry.
Do me a favor.
Take this egg to your house.
[ Egg gurgling .]
This egg makes me nervous.
Just take it to your backyard and lay it in a bush.
All right.
I'll put it in the "boosh.
" Hey guys, look! One of your fans sent you both a birthday cake.
But it's not our birthdays.
a birthday cake.
But it's not our birthdays.
Charlotte, move! But it's not our birthdays.
Charlotte, move! Ow.
Charlotte, move! Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Hey.
Ow.
Hey.
That cake was for both of us.
Hey.
That cake was for both of us.
You had no right.
That cake was for both of us.
You had no right.
I saw something on it.
You had no right.
I saw something on it.
Why was I punched I saw something on it.
Why was I punched in the face? Why was I punched in the face? This was inside that cake.
in the face? This was inside that cake.
It's a wireless video camera.
This was inside that cake.
It's a wireless video camera.
You know what that means.
It's a wireless video camera.
You know what that means.
Yeah, it doesn't You know what that means.
Yeah, it doesn't require wires.
Yeah, it doesn't require wires.
It means somebody's require wires.
It means somebody's trying to spy on us It means somebody's trying to spy on us here in the Man Cave.
trying to spy on us here in the Man Cave.
I wonder who.
here in the Man Cave.
I wonder who.
I wonder why you punched me I wonder who.
I wonder why you punched me in the face.
I wonder why you punched me in the face.
Guys.
in the face.
Guys.
We need to figure out Guys.
We need to figure out who sent that cake We need to figure out who sent that cake with this video camera inside.
who sent that cake with this video camera inside.
What happened with this video camera inside.
What happened to the video signal What happened to the video signal from the cake? to the video signal from the cake? Something must have from the cake? Something must have damaged the camera.
Something must have damaged the camera.
Well, what could have damaged the camera.
Well, what could have damaged the camera-- Well, what could have damaged the camera-- [ knocking on door .]
damaged the camera-- [ knocking on door .]
What do you want? [ knocking on door .]
What do you want? And how were you knocking? What do you want? And how were you knocking? Who are you people? And how were you knocking? Who are you people? And why are you Who are you people? And why are you in my little biker shop And why are you in my little biker shop for kids? in my little biker shop for kids? My name is Dr.
Minyak.
for kids? My name is Dr.
Minyak.
She is my assistant, My name is Dr.
Minyak.
She is my assistant, Nurse Cohort.
She is my assistant, Nurse Cohort.
And I am here Nurse Cohort.
And I am here because I do whatever And I am here because I do whatever I wish to do.
because I do whatever I wish to do.
Dr.
Minyak, I was able I wish to do.
Dr.
Minyak, I was able to save a short video image Dr.
Minyak, I was able to save a short video image from before the camera to save a short video image from before the camera stopped transmitting.
from before the camera stopped transmitting.
Good.
stopped transmitting.
Good.
Show it to me.
Good.
Show it to me.
Hey, guys, look! Show it to me.
Hey, guys, look! Oh, a young girl.
Hey, guys, look! Oh, a young girl.
She must somehow be connected Oh, a young girl.
She must somehow be connected with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
She must somehow be connected with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So, all we must do now with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So, all we must do now is find her.
So, all we must do now is find her.
That's all we have to do? is find her.
That's all we have to do? Well, no.
That's all we have to do? Well, no.
First we find her, Well, no.
First we find her, Then we use her to destroy First we find her, Then we use her to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Then we use her to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[ knocking on door .]
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[ knocking on door .]
How are you knocking? [ knocking on door .]
How are you knocking? [ phone ringing .]
How are you knocking? [ phone ringing .]
Hey.
[ phone ringing .]
Hey.
What? Hey.
What? That's a lie.
What? That's a lie.
I have way more followers That's a lie.
I have way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
I have way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
I'm telling you, than Stacey Dawber.
I'm telling you, There's no way that Stacy-- I'm telling you, There's no way that Stacy-- What? There's no way that Stacy-- What? I got to go.
What? I got to go.
Hey, Piper, where's Henry? I got to go.
Hey, Piper, where's Henry? Don't know, don't care.
Hey, Piper, where's Henry? Don't know, don't care.
Well, look what I found Don't know, don't care.
Well, look what I found in your backyard.
Well, look what I found in your backyard.
What? in your backyard.
What? Another rock that What? Another rock that looks like Miley Cyrus? Another rock that looks like Miley Cyrus? Better.
looks like Miley Cyrus? Better.
I found this weird looking egg.
Better.
I found this weird looking egg.
I need to start I found this weird looking egg.
I need to start posting better content.
I need to start posting better content.
Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? posting better content.
Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? Henry.
Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? Henry.
Look what I got.
Henry.
Look what I got.
What'd you-- Look what I got.
What'd you-- Hey, hey, what are you doing What'd you-- Hey, hey, what are you doing with that egg? Hey, hey, what are you doing with that egg? I found it outside with that egg? I found it outside in your bush.
I found it outside in your bush.
Yeah, you should in your bush.
Yeah, you should put that egg back.
Yeah, you should put that egg back.
Nah.
put that egg back.
Nah.
I'm going to hatch this egg.
Nah.
I'm going to hatch this egg.
No, you are not going I'm going to hatch this egg.
No, you are not going to hatch that egg.
No, you are not going to hatch that egg.
Yes, he is, and we're going to hatch that egg.
Yes, he is, and we're going to stream it live.
Yes, he is, and we're going to stream it live.
Yes.
to stream it live.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Because that'll get me No.
Because that'll get me way more followers Because that'll get me way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
Yeah.
than Stacey Dawber.
Yeah.
People love nature.
Yeah.
People love nature.
Is anyone hearing People love nature.
Is anyone hearing my objections? Is anyone hearing my objections? Okay, you go get an incubator my objections? Okay, you go get an incubator and a Yo Pro camera.
Okay, you go get an incubator and a Yo Pro camera.
Incubator, Yo Pro.
and a Yo Pro camera.
Incubator, Yo Pro.
Please listen to me.
Incubator, Yo Pro.
Please listen to me.
A tripod, a video light.
Please listen to me.
A tripod, a video light.
Tripod, light.
A tripod, a video light.
Tripod, light.
I'm saying things.
Tripod, light.
I'm saying things.
And a grilled chicken salad.
I'm saying things.
And a grilled chicken salad.
Got it.
And a grilled chicken salad.
Got it.
And what are you going to do? Got it.
And what are you going to do? I'm going to eat the salad.
And what are you going to do? I'm going to eat the salad.
Okay, I'll be back as quick I'm going to eat the salad.
Okay, I'll be back as quick as I can with all the stuff.
Okay, I'll be back as quick as I can with all the stuff.
Wait, can we talk about as I can with all the stuff.
Wait, can we talk about Piper, about that egg, Wait, can we talk about Piper, about that egg, will you listen to me? Piper, about that egg, will you listen to me? Sure.
will you listen to me? Sure.
Thank you.
Sure.
Thank you.
See Thank you.
See You guys don't know See You guys don't know where that egg came from You guys don't know where that egg came from or even what kind of egg it is, where that egg came from or even what kind of egg it is, So I feel like we should or even what kind of egg it is, So I feel like we should respect nature and just So I feel like we should respect nature and just kind of let things happen respect nature and just kind of let things happen the way-- kind of let things happen the way-- I see you leaving the room.
the way-- I see you leaving the room.
it all just kind of happened.
I see you leaving the room.
it all just kind of happened.
My dad was it all just kind of happened.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident, I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Ah! he made me indestructible.
Ah! I went into this crazy store Ah! I went into this crazy store and met I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.
and met a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me He turned out to be who call me He turned out to be You know the name.
He turned out to be You know the name.
Captain Man! You know the name.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
It is done.
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube! Oh, my boot.
Ha! Yes, gather around.
gather around, citizens of Swellview.
Come experience the magical magic of Dr.
Magico.
With my assistant, Miss Direction.
And now for my first trick, I shall need a volunteer.
Pick me.
I love magic.
We only need one volunteer.
I'm one volunteer.
Perhaps this young lady Can help us.
Me? Now, miss, Pick a card.
Any card.
Pick a card.
Any card.
I really got to get to work.
Any card.
I really got to get to work.
Pick a card.
I really got to get to work.
Pick a card.
All right.
Pick a card.
All right.
And now that she's chosen All right.
And now that she's chosen her card, we place the girl And now that she's chosen her card, we place the girl into the magical can of trash.
her card, we place the girl into the magical can of trash.
Wait, what are you doing? into the magical can of trash.
Wait, what are you doing? Hello? Hello? Wait, what are you doing? Hello? Hello? Mr.
Magician man.
Hello? Hello? Mr.
Magician man.
And now we do this.
Mr.
Magician man.
And now we do this.
Then we lock that.
And now we do this.
Then we lock that.
We do that.
Then we lock that.
We do that.
And then we go like this.
We do that.
And then we go like this.
And do this like this.
And then we go like this.
And do this like this.
What's going on? And do this like this.
What's going on? It smells in here.
What's going on? It smells in here.
And now It smells in here.
And now Everyone close your eyes.
And now Everyone close your eyes.
Hello? Hello? Everyone close your eyes.
Hello? Hello? Is it time to open our eyes? Hello? Hello? Is it time to open our eyes? And here's Is it time to open our eyes? And here's my special guacamole.
And here's my special guacamole.
Yeah, and here's my my special guacamole.
Yeah, and here's my Super duper special guacamole.
Yeah, and here's my Super duper special guacamole.
Now, which one's better? Super duper special guacamole.
Now, which one's better? Okay, first I'll try Now, which one's better? Okay, first I'll try Schwoz's guacamole.
Okay, first I'll try Schwoz's guacamole.
All right.
Schwoz's guacamole.
All right.
Now I'll try yours.
All right.
Now I'll try yours.
Get in there.
Now I'll try yours.
Get in there.
Get in there good.
Get in there.
Get in there good.
Okay, now, think about Get in there good.
Okay, now, think about the way the flavors blend, Okay, now, think about the way the flavors blend, And you know, the mouth feel, the way the flavors blend, And you know, the mouth feel, and the way it hits And you know, the mouth feel, and the way it hits the back of the-- and the way it hits the back of the-- Schwoz wins.
the back of the-- Schwoz wins.
Ha.
Schwoz wins.
Ha.
What? Ha.
What? I win.
What? I win.
I do better things to avocados I win.
I do better things to avocados than you do to avocados.
I do better things to avocados than you do to avocados.
No.
I protest.
than you do to avocados.
No.
I protest.
This whole contest was a No.
I protest.
This whole contest was a a guacamockery.
This whole contest was a a guacamockery.
I want a second opinion.
a guacamockery.
I want a second opinion.
Where's Charlotte? I want a second opinion.
Where's Charlotte? Well, she's not here.
Where's Charlotte? Well, she's not here.
She's late for work? Well, she's not here.
She's late for work? Great.
She's late for work? Great.
The one time we're doing Great.
The one time we're doing something important.
The one time we're doing something important.
Hey! something important.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yes? Hey! Yes? You have a question? Yes? You have a question? I have a lot of questions.
You have a question? I have a lot of questions.
Starting with, who are you I have a lot of questions.
Starting with, who are you and why did you stick me Starting with, who are you and why did you stick me in this big box of fruit punch? and why did you stick me in this big box of fruit punch? You know who I am.
in this big box of fruit punch? You know who I am.
And I know that you know You know who I am.
And I know that you know that I'm Dr.
Minyak And I know that you know that I'm Dr.
Minyak because I know that you know that I'm Dr.
Minyak because I know that you know Captain Man and Kid Danger, because I know that you know Captain Man and Kid Danger, which this image proves.
Captain Man and Kid Danger, which this image proves.
Okay, so, what do you want which this image proves.
Okay, so, what do you want from me? Okay, so, what do you want from me? I want you to destroy from me? I want you to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I want you to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Yeah, okay.
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Yeah, okay.
Just let me out Yeah, okay.
Just let me out of this giant juice box Just let me out of this giant juice box and I'll destroy them of this giant juice box and I'll destroy them right after I finish and I'll destroy them right after I finish my homework.
right after I finish my homework.
Oh, I'll release you soon.
my homework.
Oh, I'll release you soon.
After I take control Oh, I'll release you soon.
After I take control of your mind through the use After I take control of your mind through the use of musical brain warping.
of your mind through the use of musical brain warping.
Musical brain warping? of musical brain warping.
Musical brain warping? That's not a thing.
Musical brain warping? That's not a thing.
It is too a thing.
That's not a thing.
It is too a thing.
You see, by playing It is too a thing.
You see, by playing the right combination You see, by playing the right combination of musical chords combining the right combination of musical chords combining the keys of f-minor and d-flat, of musical chords combining the keys of f-minor and d-flat, backed with the keys of f-minor and d-flat, backed with the right funky beat, backed with the right funky beat, the human mind opens up the right funky beat, the human mind opens up like a thirsty sponge into which the human mind opens up like a thirsty sponge into which I can place instructions like a thirsty sponge into which I can place instructions through clever rap lyrics I can place instructions through clever rap lyrics which I've written myself.
through clever rap lyrics which I've written myself.
So, you're going which I've written myself.
So, you're going to take control of my brain So, you're going to take control of my brain by rapping? to take control of my brain by rapping? Oh, I won't be rapping.
by rapping? Oh, I won't be rapping.
for that I've hired Oh, I won't be rapping.
for that I've hired unknown hip-hop artist for that I've hired unknown hip-hop artist Li'l Biggie.
unknown hip-hop artist Li'l Biggie.
Earplugs.
Li'l Biggie.
Earplugs.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Earplugs.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow.
Get up, go on Let my lyrics flow.
Get up, go on Get out of this place Get up, go on Get out of this place Go find Captain Man Get out of this place Go find Captain Man And bust his face Go find Captain Man And bust his face Then take a little walk And bust his face Then take a little walk Don't talk to strangers Then take a little walk Don't talk to strangers And pick up a club Don't talk to strangers And pick up a club And whack Kid Danger And pick up a club And whack Kid Danger Yeah, little girl And whack Kid Danger Yeah, little girl You know the plan Yeah, little girl You know the plan Go smash Kid Danger You know the plan Go smash Kid Danger And Captain Man Go smash Kid Danger And Captain Man Destroy them both And Captain Man Destroy them both Then come on back Destroy them both Then come on back To the dopest song writer Then come on back To the dopest song writer Doctor, Doctor Minyak To the dopest song writer Doctor, Doctor Minyak Hee, hee Doctor, Doctor Minyak Hee, hee Where's my 75 bucks? Hee, hee Where's my 75 bucks? Here.
Where's my 75 bucks? Here.
Peace.
Here.
Peace.
So, now that you've Peace.
So, now that you've taken control of her mind, So, now that you've taken control of her mind, she's going to go destroy taken control of her mind, she's going to go destroy Kid Danger and Captain Man? she's going to go destroy Kid Danger and Captain Man? Not yet.
Kid Danger and Captain Man? Not yet.
First, I must amplify Not yet.
First, I must amplify her physical strength.
First, I must amplify her physical strength.
Now, my young friend, her physical strength.
Now, my young friend, I give you Now, my young friend, I give you 4.
9 million nuclear gigavolts I give you 4.
9 million nuclear gigavolts of girl power.
4.
9 million nuclear gigavolts of girl power.
Yes.
of girl power.
Yes.
Mm.
So good.
Yes.
Mm.
So good.
Yeah, see, Mm.
So good.
Yeah, see, I mush up the avocado Yeah, see, I mush up the avocado and then I add the onions, I mush up the avocado and then I add the onions, the cilantro, the garlic, and then I add the onions, the cilantro, the garlic, and then my secret juices.
the cilantro, the garlic, and then my secret juices.
[ elevator dings .]
and then my secret juices.
[ elevator dings .]
Charlotte, [ elevator dings .]
Charlotte, I'm glad you're here.
Charlotte, I'm glad you're here.
I don't know I'm glad you're here.
I don't know if you're a guacamole fan, I don't know if you're a guacamole fan, but I made if you're a guacamole fan, but I made this pretty awesome bowl but I made this pretty awesome bowl of my own-- this pretty awesome bowl of my own-- [ bowl shattering .]
of my own-- [ bowl shattering .]
Hey.
if you don't want [ bowl shattering .]
Hey.
if you don't want to try my guacamole, all-- Hey.
if you don't want to try my guacamole, all-- [ Grunting .]
to try my guacamole, all-- [ Grunting .]
I'm okay.
[ Grunting .]
I'm okay.
Guys, little help here.
I'm okay.
Guys, little help here.
Charlotte.
Guys, little help here.
Charlotte.
What's wrong with you? Charlotte.
What's wrong with you? How come you're-- What's wrong with you? How come you're-- Whoa.
How come you're-- Whoa.
[ grunts .]
Whoa.
[ grunts .]
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
[ grunts .]
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
Aah.
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
Aah.
What are you doing? Aah.
What are you doing? Shh.
What are you doing? Shh.
I want her to think I'm dead.
Shh.
I want her to think I'm dead.
Whoa now.
I want her to think I'm dead.
Whoa now.
Charlotte.
Whoa now.
Charlotte.
No need to walk toward me.
Charlotte.
No need to walk toward me.
Charlotte! No need to walk toward me.
Charlotte! Come on! Charlotte! Come on! You want to fight me? Come on! You want to fight me? Come and get me.
You want to fight me? Come and get me.
Henry? Come and get me.
Henry? I got it.
Henry? I got it.
Come on.
I got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, come on.
Hurry.
Yeah, come on.
Hurry.
Kill the power to the elevator.
Hurry.
Kill the power to the elevator.
She's in a really bad mood.
Kill the power to the elevator.
She's in a really bad mood.
It's worse than that.
She's in a really bad mood.
It's worse than that.
Something's happened to her It's worse than that.
Something's happened to her and it's not good.
Something's happened to her and it's not good.
Well, at least we're safe and it's not good.
Well, at least we're safe for a litt-- Well, at least we're safe for a litt-- [ screaming .]
for a litt-- [ screaming .]
All right.
Now, Charlotte--i- [ screaming .]
All right.
Now, Charlotte--i- Ow, ow, ow.
All right.
Now, Charlotte--i- Ow, ow, ow.
Charlotte, Ow, ow, ow.
Charlotte, what's happened to you? Charlotte, what's happened to you? Ah, jeez.
what's happened to you? Ah, jeez.
No, no.
Don't be mad.
Ah, jeez.
No, no.
Don't be mad.
Want to go get some ice cream No, no.
Don't be mad.
Want to go get some ice cream or Want to go get some ice cream or Charlotte! or Charlotte! Now, you listen to me Charlotte! Now, you listen to me right now! Now, you listen to me right now! Or we could talk right now! Or we could talk about this tomorrow.
Or we could talk about this tomorrow.
You know what? about this tomorrow.
You know what? I'll send you a text.
You know what? I'll send you a text.
Schwoz, drop the tube! I'll send you a text.
Schwoz, drop the tube! What'd you do? Schwoz, drop the tube! What'd you do? I flooded the tube What'd you do? I flooded the tube With neural I flooded the tube With neural neutralizing particles.
With neural neutralizing particles.
So, she can't move? neutralizing particles.
So, she can't move? No.
So, she can't move? No.
Kid, you okay? No.
Kid, you okay? Yeah, yeah, I am.
Kid, you okay? Yeah, yeah, I am.
I think I see now Yeah, yeah, I am.
I think I see now nope.
I think I see now nope.
I wonder why this egg nope.
I wonder why this egg is so weirdly shaped.
I wonder why this egg is so weirdly shaped.
That's what people always say is so weirdly shaped.
That's what people always say about my Aunt Trudy.
That's what people always say about my Aunt Trudy.
Hey, guys.
about my Aunt Trudy.
Hey, guys.
Hey, dad.
Hey, guys.
Hey, dad.
Hey, Mr.
Hart.
Hey, dad.
Hey, Mr.
Hart.
Look.
Hey, Mr.
Hart.
Look.
Me and Piper Look.
Me and Piper are hatching an egg, Me and Piper are hatching an egg, and we're going to stream it are hatching an egg, and we're going to stream it live on the web.
and we're going to stream it live on the web.
Which is going to get me live on the web.
Which is going to get me way more followers Which is going to get me way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
Oh, good.
than Stacey Dawber.
Oh, good.
She's a terrible little girl.
Oh, good.
She's a terrible little girl.
Right? She's a terrible little girl.
Right? Hi, little egg.
Right? Hi, little egg.
What kind of bird Hi, little egg.
What kind of bird are you going to be? What kind of bird are you going to be? [ screaming .]
are you going to be? [ screaming .]
What'd you do? [ screaming .]
What'd you do? Did you hurt our egg? What'd you do? Did you hurt our egg? No.
Did you hurt our egg? No.
It shot a tentacle up my nose No.
It shot a tentacle up my nose and tried to suck my brains out.
It shot a tentacle up my nose and tried to suck my brains out.
Charlotte's brain and tried to suck my brains out.
Charlotte's brain has been warped.
Charlotte's brain has been warped.
Warped? How? has been warped.
Warped? How? By music.
Warped? How? By music.
You mean By music.
You mean musical brain warping? You mean musical brain warping? I said her brain musical brain warping? I said her brain has been warped by music.
I said her brain has been warped by music.
What else would I mean has been warped by music.
What else would I mean other than What else would I mean other than musical brain warping? other than musical brain warping? So, you're saying musical brain warping? So, you're saying there's a song So, you're saying there's a song stuck in her brain there's a song stuck in her brain that's making her want stuck in her brain that's making her want to hurt me and Ray? that's making her want to hurt me and Ray? Exactly.
to hurt me and Ray? Exactly.
Hey.
is there a way Exactly.
Hey.
is there a way you could extract Hey.
is there a way you could extract the song from Charlotte's brain? you could extract the song from Charlotte's brain? Yeah, sure, why? the song from Charlotte's brain? Yeah, sure, why? Because if we have the song Yeah, sure, why? Because if we have the song that she heard Because if we have the song that she heard [ both .]
we can play it that she heard [ both .]
we can play it backwards.
[ both .]
we can play it backwards.
This is my idea.
backwards.
This is my idea.
I said it first.
This is my idea.
I said it first.
You did not.
I said it first.
You did not.
Who said it first? You did not.
Who said it first? Henry.
Who said it first? Henry.
Captain Man, Henry.
Henry.
Captain Man, Henry.
Right now.
Captain Man, Henry.
Right now.
No go.
Right now.
No go.
Wait.
Where's the blog? No go.
Wait.
Where's the blog? Get me a job here.
Wait.
Where's the blog? Get me a job here.
Can you find the song Get me a job here.
Can you find the song in her brain? Can you find the song in her brain? I'm getting close.
in her brain? I'm getting close.
And bust his face I'm getting close.
And bust his face Then take a little walk And bust his face Then take a little walk Got it.
Then take a little walk Got it.
Put it on hologram.
Got it.
Put it on hologram.
Okay.
Okay.
Put it on hologram.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, play it Okay.
Okay.
Now, play it [ both .]
backwards.
Now, play it [ both .]
backwards.
Backwards.
[ both .]
backwards.
Backwards.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Backwards.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
Tube up.
Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
Tube up.
When is that dumb egg Tube up.
When is that dumb egg going to hatch? When is that dumb egg going to hatch? I can't make nature happen going to hatch? I can't make nature happen faster than it wants to.
I can't make nature happen faster than it wants to.
Believe me, I've tried.
faster than it wants to.
Believe me, I've tried.
Look at my pear stream page.
Believe me, I've tried.
Look at my pear stream page.
Stacey Dawber still Look at my pear stream page.
Stacey Dawber still has 26 more followers than me Stacey Dawber still has 26 more followers than me because our egg video is boring.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think it's starting to hatch.
It is? Here comes the baby bird.
The circle of life.
[ screeches .]
[ screams .]
Holy cheese.
Wait.
Stay in front of the camera.
This is internet gold.
Stay in front of the camera.
This is internet gold.
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
This is internet gold.
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Charlotte.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Charlotte.
You all right? Charlotte.
You all right? Yeah.
You all right? Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh.
Easy, easy.
Oh my gosh.
Easy, easy.
All right, here.
Easy, easy.
All right, here.
Let's get her to the couch.
All right, here.
Let's get her to the couch.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get her to the couch.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get you off your feet.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get you off your feet.
One foot in front of the other.
Let's get you off your feet.
One foot in front of the other.
All right.
All right.
One foot in front of the other.
All right.
All right.
Just right here.
All right.
All right.
Just right here.
Easy now.
There you go.
Just right here.
Easy now.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Easy now.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now, tell us what happened.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now, tell us what happened.
Well Now, tell us what happened.
Well I was over there, Well I was over there, then you guys helped me I was over there, then you guys helped me walk over here to this couch.
then you guys helped me walk over here to this couch.
No.
walk over here to this couch.
No.
Before that.
No.
Before that.
What happened to your brain? Before that.
What happened to your brain? Oh.
What happened to your brain? Oh.
It was Oh.
It was Dr.
Minyak.
It was Dr.
Minyak.
He musically brain warped me.
Dr.
Minyak.
He musically brain warped me.
Dr.
Minyak? He musically brain warped me.
Dr.
Minyak? And his hot sidekick Dr.
Minyak? And his hot sidekick Nurse Cohort? And his hot sidekick Nurse Cohort? Yeah, they were in a Nurse Cohort? Yeah, they were in a I think it was Yeah, they were in a I think it was a motorcycle shop for kids.
I think it was a motorcycle shop for kids.
Li'l Bikers.
a motorcycle shop for kids.
Li'l Bikers.
That's it.
Li'l Bikers.
That's it.
Well, then.
That's it.
Well, then.
Henry, I think you know Well, then.
Henry, I think you know what to chew and blow.
Henry, I think you know what to chew and blow.
I think I do.
what to chew and blow.
I think I do.
You mean the gum, right? I think I do.
You mean the gum, right? Yeah, I mean the gum.
You mean the gum, right? Yeah, I mean the gum.
I was just checking.
Yeah, I mean the gum.
I was just checking.
Let's go.
I was just checking.
Let's go.
[ both .]
Up the tube! Let's go.
[ both .]
Up the tube! So, you like Taylor Swift? [ both .]
Up the tube! So, you like Taylor Swift? Sure.
So, you like Taylor Swift? Sure.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Lot of catchy songs.
Yeah.
Lot of catchy songs.
Hey y'all, listen up Lot of catchy songs.
Hey y'all, listen up You're stuck in this place Hey y'all, listen up You're stuck in this place While Kid Danger raps You're stuck in this place While Kid Danger raps And Captain Man While Kid Danger raps And Captain Man Pumps the bass And Captain Man Pumps the bass Yeah.
Pumps the bass Yeah.
P-p-p-pumping up the bass Yeah.
P-p-p-pumping up the bass When we turn you loose P-p-p-pumping up the bass When we turn you loose Here's the plan When we turn you loose Here's the plan Whack yourself in the head Here's the plan Whack yourself in the head With a frying pan Whack yourself in the head With a frying pan F-f-f-frying pan With a frying pan F-f-f-frying pan Yeah F-f-f-frying pan Yeah You better listen Yeah You better listen What I'm saying You better listen What I'm saying And respect my rhymes What I'm saying And respect my rhymes Whack yourself in the head And respect my rhymes Whack yourself in the head 95 times Whack yourself in the head 95 times Okay, I'll untie them.
95 times Okay, I'll untie them.
I'll get the frying pans.
Okay, I'll untie them.
I'll get the frying pans.
I wonder if it worked.
I'll get the frying pans.
I wonder if it worked.
Yeah, I don't.
I wonder if it worked.
Yeah, I don't.
I guess it all depends Yeah, I don't.
I guess it all depends on whether or not the music-- I guess it all depends on whether or not the music-- See, that's nice.
on whether or not the music-- See, that's nice.
It really is.
See, that's nice.
It really is.
[ sighs .]
It really is.
[ sighs .]
You know, at some point [ sighs .]
You know, at some point we're going to have You know, at some point we're going to have to wipe their brains we're going to have to wipe their brains so they have to wipe their brains so they have no memory of Charlotte.
so they have no memory of Charlotte.
Yeah, and then we should no memory of Charlotte.
Yeah, and then we should probably take them to jail.
Yeah, and then we should probably take them to jail.
Yeah.
probably take them to jail.
Yeah.
You want to do that now, or Yeah.
You want to do that now, or Nah.
You want to do that now, or Nah.
No, I think we should let them Nah.
No, I think we should let them do this for a little while.
No, I think we should let them do this for a little while.
Yeah.
[ oven ding .]
[ elevator dings .]
Hey.
Here's another sack.
No way.
More fan mail? Yeah.
Captain Man and Kid Danger are very poopular in this town.
Schwoz.
I found another one of your diseased eggs in my tanning bed.
He's not diseased Yet.
[ sniffs .]
What are you guys talking about? Schwoz gets his jollies by blasting eggs with all kinds of weird radiation so he can see what happens when they hatch.
It's fun to create mutants.
Yeah.
Must've been real fun for your mom.
Ooh.
Hey.
Ooh.
I want that egg off this property.
Hey, you guys.
Somebody left this can of whipped cream in the weapons room.
Da, da, da.
Be careful with this.
Why? I show you.
Hey, Ray.
Yeah, what's up? [ Grunting .]
Ding dang it, Schwoz.
Relax, you're indestructible.
Yeah, well my shirt wasn't.
[ Phone pings .]
Oh man, I'm late for dinner.
I got to get home.
Wait, Henry.
Do me a favor.
Take this egg to your house.
[ Egg gurgling .]
This egg makes me nervous.
Just take it to your backyard and lay it in a bush.
All right.
I'll put it in the "boosh.
" Hey guys, look! One of your fans sent you both a birthday cake.
But it's not our birthdays.
a birthday cake.
But it's not our birthdays.
Charlotte, move! But it's not our birthdays.
Charlotte, move! Ow.
Charlotte, move! Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Ow.
Hey.
Ow.
Hey.
That cake was for both of us.
Hey.
That cake was for both of us.
You had no right.
That cake was for both of us.
You had no right.
I saw something on it.
You had no right.
I saw something on it.
Why was I punched I saw something on it.
Why was I punched in the face? Why was I punched in the face? This was inside that cake.
in the face? This was inside that cake.
It's a wireless video camera.
This was inside that cake.
It's a wireless video camera.
You know what that means.
It's a wireless video camera.
You know what that means.
Yeah, it doesn't You know what that means.
Yeah, it doesn't require wires.
Yeah, it doesn't require wires.
It means somebody's require wires.
It means somebody's trying to spy on us It means somebody's trying to spy on us here in the Man Cave.
trying to spy on us here in the Man Cave.
I wonder who.
here in the Man Cave.
I wonder who.
I wonder why you punched me I wonder who.
I wonder why you punched me in the face.
I wonder why you punched me in the face.
Guys.
in the face.
Guys.
We need to figure out Guys.
We need to figure out who sent that cake We need to figure out who sent that cake with this video camera inside.
who sent that cake with this video camera inside.
What happened with this video camera inside.
What happened to the video signal What happened to the video signal from the cake? to the video signal from the cake? Something must have from the cake? Something must have damaged the camera.
Something must have damaged the camera.
Well, what could have damaged the camera.
Well, what could have damaged the camera-- Well, what could have damaged the camera-- [ knocking on door .]
damaged the camera-- [ knocking on door .]
What do you want? [ knocking on door .]
What do you want? And how were you knocking? What do you want? And how were you knocking? Who are you people? And how were you knocking? Who are you people? And why are you Who are you people? And why are you in my little biker shop And why are you in my little biker shop for kids? in my little biker shop for kids? My name is Dr.
Minyak.
for kids? My name is Dr.
Minyak.
She is my assistant, My name is Dr.
Minyak.
She is my assistant, Nurse Cohort.
She is my assistant, Nurse Cohort.
And I am here Nurse Cohort.
And I am here because I do whatever And I am here because I do whatever I wish to do.
because I do whatever I wish to do.
Dr.
Minyak, I was able I wish to do.
Dr.
Minyak, I was able to save a short video image Dr.
Minyak, I was able to save a short video image from before the camera to save a short video image from before the camera stopped transmitting.
from before the camera stopped transmitting.
Good.
stopped transmitting.
Good.
Show it to me.
Good.
Show it to me.
Hey, guys, look! Show it to me.
Hey, guys, look! Oh, a young girl.
Hey, guys, look! Oh, a young girl.
She must somehow be connected Oh, a young girl.
She must somehow be connected with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
She must somehow be connected with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So, all we must do now with Captain Man and Kid Danger.
So, all we must do now is find her.
So, all we must do now is find her.
That's all we have to do? is find her.
That's all we have to do? Well, no.
That's all we have to do? Well, no.
First we find her, Well, no.
First we find her, Then we use her to destroy First we find her, Then we use her to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Then we use her to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[ knocking on door .]
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
[ knocking on door .]
How are you knocking? [ knocking on door .]
How are you knocking? [ phone ringing .]
How are you knocking? [ phone ringing .]
Hey.
[ phone ringing .]
Hey.
What? Hey.
What? That's a lie.
What? That's a lie.
I have way more followers That's a lie.
I have way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
I have way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
I'm telling you, than Stacey Dawber.
I'm telling you, There's no way that Stacy-- I'm telling you, There's no way that Stacy-- What? There's no way that Stacy-- What? I got to go.
What? I got to go.
Hey, Piper, where's Henry? I got to go.
Hey, Piper, where's Henry? Don't know, don't care.
Hey, Piper, where's Henry? Don't know, don't care.
Well, look what I found Don't know, don't care.
Well, look what I found in your backyard.
Well, look what I found in your backyard.
What? in your backyard.
What? Another rock that What? Another rock that looks like Miley Cyrus? Another rock that looks like Miley Cyrus? Better.
looks like Miley Cyrus? Better.
I found this weird looking egg.
Better.
I found this weird looking egg.
I need to start I found this weird looking egg.
I need to start posting better content.
I need to start posting better content.
Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? posting better content.
Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? Henry.
Hey Jasper, what up, Bud? Henry.
Look what I got.
Henry.
Look what I got.
What'd you-- Look what I got.
What'd you-- Hey, hey, what are you doing What'd you-- Hey, hey, what are you doing with that egg? Hey, hey, what are you doing with that egg? I found it outside with that egg? I found it outside in your bush.
I found it outside in your bush.
Yeah, you should in your bush.
Yeah, you should put that egg back.
Yeah, you should put that egg back.
Nah.
put that egg back.
Nah.
I'm going to hatch this egg.
Nah.
I'm going to hatch this egg.
No, you are not going I'm going to hatch this egg.
No, you are not going to hatch that egg.
No, you are not going to hatch that egg.
Yes, he is, and we're going to hatch that egg.
Yes, he is, and we're going to stream it live.
Yes, he is, and we're going to stream it live.
Yes.
to stream it live.
Yes.
No.
Yes.
No.
Because that'll get me No.
Because that'll get me way more followers Because that'll get me way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
Yeah.
than Stacey Dawber.
Yeah.
People love nature.
Yeah.
People love nature.
Is anyone hearing People love nature.
Is anyone hearing my objections? Is anyone hearing my objections? Okay, you go get an incubator my objections? Okay, you go get an incubator and a Yo Pro camera.
Okay, you go get an incubator and a Yo Pro camera.
Incubator, Yo Pro.
and a Yo Pro camera.
Incubator, Yo Pro.
Please listen to me.
Incubator, Yo Pro.
Please listen to me.
A tripod, a video light.
Please listen to me.
A tripod, a video light.
Tripod, light.
A tripod, a video light.
Tripod, light.
I'm saying things.
Tripod, light.
I'm saying things.
And a grilled chicken salad.
I'm saying things.
And a grilled chicken salad.
Got it.
And a grilled chicken salad.
Got it.
And what are you going to do? Got it.
And what are you going to do? I'm going to eat the salad.
And what are you going to do? I'm going to eat the salad.
Okay, I'll be back as quick I'm going to eat the salad.
Okay, I'll be back as quick as I can with all the stuff.
Okay, I'll be back as quick as I can with all the stuff.
Wait, can we talk about as I can with all the stuff.
Wait, can we talk about Piper, about that egg, Wait, can we talk about Piper, about that egg, will you listen to me? Piper, about that egg, will you listen to me? Sure.
will you listen to me? Sure.
Thank you.
Sure.
Thank you.
See Thank you.
See You guys don't know See You guys don't know where that egg came from You guys don't know where that egg came from or even what kind of egg it is, where that egg came from or even what kind of egg it is, So I feel like we should or even what kind of egg it is, So I feel like we should respect nature and just So I feel like we should respect nature and just kind of let things happen respect nature and just kind of let things happen the way-- kind of let things happen the way-- I see you leaving the room.
the way-- I see you leaving the room.
it all just kind of happened.
I see you leaving the room.
it all just kind of happened.
My dad was it all just kind of happened.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
an irresponsible scientist.
I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident, I wanted an afterschool job.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
And by accident, he made me indestructible.
Ah! he made me indestructible.
Ah! I went into this crazy store Ah! I went into this crazy store and met I went into this crazy store and met a pretty interesting guy.
and met a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
a pretty interesting guy.
I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me He turned out to be who call me He turned out to be You know the name.
He turned out to be You know the name.
Captain Man! You know the name.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
Captain Man! That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
is a lot to handle alone.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
He wanted some help.
I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart I needed a sidekick.
I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever I, Henry Hart Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's tell anyone That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
It is done.
secret sidekick.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
It is done.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Now we blow bubbles.
And fight crime.
Feels good.
Call it.
Up the tube! Oh, my boot.
Ha! Yes, gather around.
gather around, citizens of Swellview.
Come experience the magical magic of Dr.
Magico.
With my assistant, Miss Direction.
And now for my first trick, I shall need a volunteer.
Pick me.
I love magic.
We only need one volunteer.
I'm one volunteer.
Perhaps this young lady Can help us.
Me? Now, miss, Pick a card.
Any card.
Pick a card.
Any card.
I really got to get to work.
Any card.
I really got to get to work.
Pick a card.
I really got to get to work.
Pick a card.
All right.
Pick a card.
All right.
And now that she's chosen All right.
And now that she's chosen her card, we place the girl And now that she's chosen her card, we place the girl into the magical can of trash.
her card, we place the girl into the magical can of trash.
Wait, what are you doing? into the magical can of trash.
Wait, what are you doing? Hello? Hello? Wait, what are you doing? Hello? Hello? Mr.
Magician man.
Hello? Hello? Mr.
Magician man.
And now we do this.
Mr.
Magician man.
And now we do this.
Then we lock that.
And now we do this.
Then we lock that.
We do that.
Then we lock that.
We do that.
And then we go like this.
We do that.
And then we go like this.
And do this like this.
And then we go like this.
And do this like this.
What's going on? And do this like this.
What's going on? It smells in here.
What's going on? It smells in here.
And now It smells in here.
And now Everyone close your eyes.
And now Everyone close your eyes.
Hello? Hello? Everyone close your eyes.
Hello? Hello? Is it time to open our eyes? Hello? Hello? Is it time to open our eyes? And here's Is it time to open our eyes? And here's my special guacamole.
And here's my special guacamole.
Yeah, and here's my my special guacamole.
Yeah, and here's my Super duper special guacamole.
Yeah, and here's my Super duper special guacamole.
Now, which one's better? Super duper special guacamole.
Now, which one's better? Okay, first I'll try Now, which one's better? Okay, first I'll try Schwoz's guacamole.
Okay, first I'll try Schwoz's guacamole.
All right.
Schwoz's guacamole.
All right.
Now I'll try yours.
All right.
Now I'll try yours.
Get in there.
Now I'll try yours.
Get in there.
Get in there good.
Get in there.
Get in there good.
Okay, now, think about Get in there good.
Okay, now, think about the way the flavors blend, Okay, now, think about the way the flavors blend, And you know, the mouth feel, the way the flavors blend, And you know, the mouth feel, and the way it hits And you know, the mouth feel, and the way it hits the back of the-- and the way it hits the back of the-- Schwoz wins.
the back of the-- Schwoz wins.
Ha.
Schwoz wins.
Ha.
What? Ha.
What? I win.
What? I win.
I do better things to avocados I win.
I do better things to avocados than you do to avocados.
I do better things to avocados than you do to avocados.
No.
I protest.
than you do to avocados.
No.
I protest.
This whole contest was a No.
I protest.
This whole contest was a a guacamockery.
This whole contest was a a guacamockery.
I want a second opinion.
a guacamockery.
I want a second opinion.
Where's Charlotte? I want a second opinion.
Where's Charlotte? Well, she's not here.
Where's Charlotte? Well, she's not here.
She's late for work? Well, she's not here.
She's late for work? Great.
She's late for work? Great.
The one time we're doing Great.
The one time we're doing something important.
The one time we're doing something important.
Hey! something important.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Yes? Hey! Yes? You have a question? Yes? You have a question? I have a lot of questions.
You have a question? I have a lot of questions.
Starting with, who are you I have a lot of questions.
Starting with, who are you and why did you stick me Starting with, who are you and why did you stick me in this big box of fruit punch? and why did you stick me in this big box of fruit punch? You know who I am.
in this big box of fruit punch? You know who I am.
And I know that you know You know who I am.
And I know that you know that I'm Dr.
Minyak And I know that you know that I'm Dr.
Minyak because I know that you know that I'm Dr.
Minyak because I know that you know Captain Man and Kid Danger, because I know that you know Captain Man and Kid Danger, which this image proves.
Captain Man and Kid Danger, which this image proves.
Okay, so, what do you want which this image proves.
Okay, so, what do you want from me? Okay, so, what do you want from me? I want you to destroy from me? I want you to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
I want you to destroy Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Yeah, okay.
Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Yeah, okay.
Just let me out Yeah, okay.
Just let me out of this giant juice box Just let me out of this giant juice box and I'll destroy them of this giant juice box and I'll destroy them right after I finish and I'll destroy them right after I finish my homework.
right after I finish my homework.
Oh, I'll release you soon.
my homework.
Oh, I'll release you soon.
After I take control Oh, I'll release you soon.
After I take control of your mind through the use After I take control of your mind through the use of musical brain warping.
of your mind through the use of musical brain warping.
Musical brain warping? of musical brain warping.
Musical brain warping? That's not a thing.
Musical brain warping? That's not a thing.
It is too a thing.
That's not a thing.
It is too a thing.
You see, by playing It is too a thing.
You see, by playing the right combination You see, by playing the right combination of musical chords combining the right combination of musical chords combining the keys of f-minor and d-flat, of musical chords combining the keys of f-minor and d-flat, backed with the keys of f-minor and d-flat, backed with the right funky beat, backed with the right funky beat, the human mind opens up the right funky beat, the human mind opens up like a thirsty sponge into which the human mind opens up like a thirsty sponge into which I can place instructions like a thirsty sponge into which I can place instructions through clever rap lyrics I can place instructions through clever rap lyrics which I've written myself.
through clever rap lyrics which I've written myself.
So, you're going which I've written myself.
So, you're going to take control of my brain So, you're going to take control of my brain by rapping? to take control of my brain by rapping? Oh, I won't be rapping.
by rapping? Oh, I won't be rapping.
for that I've hired Oh, I won't be rapping.
for that I've hired unknown hip-hop artist for that I've hired unknown hip-hop artist Li'l Biggie.
unknown hip-hop artist Li'l Biggie.
Earplugs.
Li'l Biggie.
Earplugs.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Earplugs.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow.
Now, Li'l Biggie, rap.
Let my lyrics flow.
Get up, go on Let my lyrics flow.
Get up, go on Get out of this place Get up, go on Get out of this place Go find Captain Man Get out of this place Go find Captain Man And bust his face Go find Captain Man And bust his face Then take a little walk And bust his face Then take a little walk Don't talk to strangers Then take a little walk Don't talk to strangers And pick up a club Don't talk to strangers And pick up a club And whack Kid Danger And pick up a club And whack Kid Danger Yeah, little girl And whack Kid Danger Yeah, little girl You know the plan Yeah, little girl You know the plan Go smash Kid Danger You know the plan Go smash Kid Danger And Captain Man Go smash Kid Danger And Captain Man Destroy them both And Captain Man Destroy them both Then come on back Destroy them both Then come on back To the dopest song writer Then come on back To the dopest song writer Doctor, Doctor Minyak To the dopest song writer Doctor, Doctor Minyak Hee, hee Doctor, Doctor Minyak Hee, hee Where's my 75 bucks? Hee, hee Where's my 75 bucks? Here.
Where's my 75 bucks? Here.
Peace.
Here.
Peace.
So, now that you've Peace.
So, now that you've taken control of her mind, So, now that you've taken control of her mind, she's going to go destroy taken control of her mind, she's going to go destroy Kid Danger and Captain Man? she's going to go destroy Kid Danger and Captain Man? Not yet.
Kid Danger and Captain Man? Not yet.
First, I must amplify Not yet.
First, I must amplify her physical strength.
First, I must amplify her physical strength.
Now, my young friend, her physical strength.
Now, my young friend, I give you Now, my young friend, I give you 4.
9 million nuclear gigavolts I give you 4.
9 million nuclear gigavolts of girl power.
4.
9 million nuclear gigavolts of girl power.
Yes.
of girl power.
Yes.
Mm.
So good.
Yes.
Mm.
So good.
Yeah, see, Mm.
So good.
Yeah, see, I mush up the avocado Yeah, see, I mush up the avocado and then I add the onions, I mush up the avocado and then I add the onions, the cilantro, the garlic, and then I add the onions, the cilantro, the garlic, and then my secret juices.
the cilantro, the garlic, and then my secret juices.
[ elevator dings .]
and then my secret juices.
[ elevator dings .]
Charlotte, [ elevator dings .]
Charlotte, I'm glad you're here.
Charlotte, I'm glad you're here.
I don't know I'm glad you're here.
I don't know if you're a guacamole fan, I don't know if you're a guacamole fan, but I made if you're a guacamole fan, but I made this pretty awesome bowl but I made this pretty awesome bowl of my own-- this pretty awesome bowl of my own-- [ bowl shattering .]
of my own-- [ bowl shattering .]
Hey.
if you don't want [ bowl shattering .]
Hey.
if you don't want to try my guacamole, all-- Hey.
if you don't want to try my guacamole, all-- [ Grunting .]
to try my guacamole, all-- [ Grunting .]
I'm okay.
[ Grunting .]
I'm okay.
Guys, little help here.
I'm okay.
Guys, little help here.
Charlotte.
Guys, little help here.
Charlotte.
What's wrong with you? Charlotte.
What's wrong with you? How come you're-- What's wrong with you? How come you're-- Whoa.
How come you're-- Whoa.
[ grunts .]
Whoa.
[ grunts .]
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
[ grunts .]
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
Aah.
Okay, Schwoz, you talk to her.
Aah.
What are you doing? Aah.
What are you doing? Shh.
What are you doing? Shh.
I want her to think I'm dead.
Shh.
I want her to think I'm dead.
Whoa now.
I want her to think I'm dead.
Whoa now.
Charlotte.
Whoa now.
Charlotte.
No need to walk toward me.
Charlotte.
No need to walk toward me.
Charlotte! No need to walk toward me.
Charlotte! Come on! Charlotte! Come on! You want to fight me? Come on! You want to fight me? Come and get me.
You want to fight me? Come and get me.
Henry? Come and get me.
Henry? I got it.
Henry? I got it.
Come on.
I got it.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Yeah, come on.
Hurry.
Yeah, come on.
Hurry.
Kill the power to the elevator.
Hurry.
Kill the power to the elevator.
She's in a really bad mood.
Kill the power to the elevator.
She's in a really bad mood.
It's worse than that.
She's in a really bad mood.
It's worse than that.
Something's happened to her It's worse than that.
Something's happened to her and it's not good.
Something's happened to her and it's not good.
Well, at least we're safe and it's not good.
Well, at least we're safe for a litt-- Well, at least we're safe for a litt-- [ screaming .]
for a litt-- [ screaming .]
All right.
Now, Charlotte--i- [ screaming .]
All right.
Now, Charlotte--i- Ow, ow, ow.
All right.
Now, Charlotte--i- Ow, ow, ow.
Charlotte, Ow, ow, ow.
Charlotte, what's happened to you? Charlotte, what's happened to you? Ah, jeez.
what's happened to you? Ah, jeez.
No, no.
Don't be mad.
Ah, jeez.
No, no.
Don't be mad.
Want to go get some ice cream No, no.
Don't be mad.
Want to go get some ice cream or Want to go get some ice cream or Charlotte! or Charlotte! Now, you listen to me Charlotte! Now, you listen to me right now! Now, you listen to me right now! Or we could talk right now! Or we could talk about this tomorrow.
Or we could talk about this tomorrow.
You know what? about this tomorrow.
You know what? I'll send you a text.
You know what? I'll send you a text.
Schwoz, drop the tube! I'll send you a text.
Schwoz, drop the tube! What'd you do? Schwoz, drop the tube! What'd you do? I flooded the tube What'd you do? I flooded the tube With neural I flooded the tube With neural neutralizing particles.
With neural neutralizing particles.
So, she can't move? neutralizing particles.
So, she can't move? No.
So, she can't move? No.
Kid, you okay? No.
Kid, you okay? Yeah, yeah, I am.
Kid, you okay? Yeah, yeah, I am.
I think I see now Yeah, yeah, I am.
I think I see now nope.
I think I see now nope.
I wonder why this egg nope.
I wonder why this egg is so weirdly shaped.
I wonder why this egg is so weirdly shaped.
That's what people always say is so weirdly shaped.
That's what people always say about my Aunt Trudy.
That's what people always say about my Aunt Trudy.
Hey, guys.
about my Aunt Trudy.
Hey, guys.
Hey, dad.
Hey, guys.
Hey, dad.
Hey, Mr.
Hart.
Hey, dad.
Hey, Mr.
Hart.
Look.
Hey, Mr.
Hart.
Look.
Me and Piper Look.
Me and Piper are hatching an egg, Me and Piper are hatching an egg, and we're going to stream it are hatching an egg, and we're going to stream it live on the web.
and we're going to stream it live on the web.
Which is going to get me live on the web.
Which is going to get me way more followers Which is going to get me way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
way more followers than Stacey Dawber.
Oh, good.
than Stacey Dawber.
Oh, good.
She's a terrible little girl.
Oh, good.
She's a terrible little girl.
Right? She's a terrible little girl.
Right? Hi, little egg.
Right? Hi, little egg.
What kind of bird Hi, little egg.
What kind of bird are you going to be? What kind of bird are you going to be? [ screaming .]
are you going to be? [ screaming .]
What'd you do? [ screaming .]
What'd you do? Did you hurt our egg? What'd you do? Did you hurt our egg? No.
Did you hurt our egg? No.
It shot a tentacle up my nose No.
It shot a tentacle up my nose and tried to suck my brains out.
It shot a tentacle up my nose and tried to suck my brains out.
Charlotte's brain and tried to suck my brains out.
Charlotte's brain has been warped.
Charlotte's brain has been warped.
Warped? How? has been warped.
Warped? How? By music.
Warped? How? By music.
You mean By music.
You mean musical brain warping? You mean musical brain warping? I said her brain musical brain warping? I said her brain has been warped by music.
I said her brain has been warped by music.
What else would I mean has been warped by music.
What else would I mean other than What else would I mean other than musical brain warping? other than musical brain warping? So, you're saying musical brain warping? So, you're saying there's a song So, you're saying there's a song stuck in her brain there's a song stuck in her brain that's making her want stuck in her brain that's making her want to hurt me and Ray? that's making her want to hurt me and Ray? Exactly.
to hurt me and Ray? Exactly.
Hey.
is there a way Exactly.
Hey.
is there a way you could extract Hey.
is there a way you could extract the song from Charlotte's brain? you could extract the song from Charlotte's brain? Yeah, sure, why? the song from Charlotte's brain? Yeah, sure, why? Because if we have the song Yeah, sure, why? Because if we have the song that she heard Because if we have the song that she heard [ both .]
we can play it that she heard [ both .]
we can play it backwards.
[ both .]
we can play it backwards.
This is my idea.
backwards.
This is my idea.
I said it first.
This is my idea.
I said it first.
You did not.
I said it first.
You did not.
Who said it first? You did not.
Who said it first? Henry.
Who said it first? Henry.
Captain Man, Henry.
Henry.
Captain Man, Henry.
Right now.
Captain Man, Henry.
Right now.
No go.
Right now.
No go.
Wait.
Where's the blog? No go.
Wait.
Where's the blog? Get me a job here.
Wait.
Where's the blog? Get me a job here.
Can you find the song Get me a job here.
Can you find the song in her brain? Can you find the song in her brain? I'm getting close.
in her brain? I'm getting close.
And bust his face I'm getting close.
And bust his face Then take a little walk And bust his face Then take a little walk Got it.
Then take a little walk Got it.
Put it on hologram.
Got it.
Put it on hologram.
Okay.
Okay.
Put it on hologram.
Okay.
Okay.
Now, play it Okay.
Okay.
Now, play it [ both .]
backwards.
Now, play it [ both .]
backwards.
Backwards.
[ both .]
backwards.
Backwards.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Backwards.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
Tube up.
Okay, Henry, raise the tube.
Tube up.
When is that dumb egg Tube up.
When is that dumb egg going to hatch? When is that dumb egg going to hatch? I can't make nature happen going to hatch? I can't make nature happen faster than it wants to.
I can't make nature happen faster than it wants to.
Believe me, I've tried.
faster than it wants to.
Believe me, I've tried.
Look at my pear stream page.
Believe me, I've tried.
Look at my pear stream page.
Stacey Dawber still Look at my pear stream page.
Stacey Dawber still has 26 more followers than me Stacey Dawber still has 26 more followers than me because our egg video is boring.
Wait, wait, wait.
I think it's starting to hatch.
It is? Here comes the baby bird.
The circle of life.
[ screeches .]
[ screams .]
Holy cheese.
Wait.
Stay in front of the camera.
This is internet gold.
Stay in front of the camera.
This is internet gold.
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
This is internet gold.
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Beat this, Stacey Dawber.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Charlotte.
[ Rapping backwards .]
Charlotte.
You all right? Charlotte.
You all right? Yeah.
You all right? Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Oh my gosh.
Easy, easy.
Oh my gosh.
Easy, easy.
All right, here.
Easy, easy.
All right, here.
Let's get her to the couch.
All right, here.
Let's get her to the couch.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get her to the couch.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get you off your feet.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's get you off your feet.
One foot in front of the other.
Let's get you off your feet.
One foot in front of the other.
All right.
All right.
One foot in front of the other.
All right.
All right.
Just right here.
All right.
All right.
Just right here.
Easy now.
There you go.
Just right here.
Easy now.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Easy now.
There you go.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now, tell us what happened.
Oh, oh, oh.
Now, tell us what happened.
Well Now, tell us what happened.
Well I was over there, Well I was over there, then you guys helped me I was over there, then you guys helped me walk over here to this couch.
then you guys helped me walk over here to this couch.
No.
walk over here to this couch.
No.
Before that.
No.
Before that.
What happened to your brain? Before that.
What happened to your brain? Oh.
What happened to your brain? Oh.
It was Oh.
It was Dr.
Minyak.
It was Dr.
Minyak.
He musically brain warped me.
Dr.
Minyak.
He musically brain warped me.
Dr.
Minyak? He musically brain warped me.
Dr.
Minyak? And his hot sidekick Dr.
Minyak? And his hot sidekick Nurse Cohort? And his hot sidekick Nurse Cohort? Yeah, they were in a Nurse Cohort? Yeah, they were in a I think it was Yeah, they were in a I think it was a motorcycle shop for kids.
I think it was a motorcycle shop for kids.
Li'l Bikers.
a motorcycle shop for kids.
Li'l Bikers.
That's it.
Li'l Bikers.
That's it.
Well, then.
That's it.
Well, then.
Henry, I think you know Well, then.
Henry, I think you know what to chew and blow.
Henry, I think you know what to chew and blow.
I think I do.
what to chew and blow.
I think I do.
You mean the gum, right? I think I do.
You mean the gum, right? Yeah, I mean the gum.
You mean the gum, right? Yeah, I mean the gum.
I was just checking.
Yeah, I mean the gum.
I was just checking.
Let's go.
I was just checking.
Let's go.
[ both .]
Up the tube! Let's go.
[ both .]
Up the tube! So, you like Taylor Swift? [ both .]
Up the tube! So, you like Taylor Swift? Sure.
So, you like Taylor Swift? Sure.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
Lot of catchy songs.
Yeah.
Lot of catchy songs.
Hey y'all, listen up Lot of catchy songs.
Hey y'all, listen up You're stuck in this place Hey y'all, listen up You're stuck in this place While Kid Danger raps You're stuck in this place While Kid Danger raps And Captain Man While Kid Danger raps And Captain Man Pumps the bass And Captain Man Pumps the bass Yeah.
Pumps the bass Yeah.
P-p-p-pumping up the bass Yeah.
P-p-p-pumping up the bass When we turn you loose P-p-p-pumping up the bass When we turn you loose Here's the plan When we turn you loose Here's the plan Whack yourself in the head Here's the plan Whack yourself in the head With a frying pan Whack yourself in the head With a frying pan F-f-f-frying pan With a frying pan F-f-f-frying pan Yeah F-f-f-frying pan Yeah You better listen Yeah You better listen What I'm saying You better listen What I'm saying And respect my rhymes What I'm saying And respect my rhymes Whack yourself in the head And respect my rhymes Whack yourself in the head 95 times Whack yourself in the head 95 times Okay, I'll untie them.
95 times Okay, I'll untie them.
I'll get the frying pans.
Okay, I'll untie them.
I'll get the frying pans.
I wonder if it worked.
I'll get the frying pans.
I wonder if it worked.
Yeah, I don't.
I wonder if it worked.
Yeah, I don't.
I guess it all depends Yeah, I don't.
I guess it all depends on whether or not the music-- I guess it all depends on whether or not the music-- See, that's nice.
on whether or not the music-- See, that's nice.
It really is.
See, that's nice.
It really is.
[ sighs .]
It really is.
[ sighs .]
You know, at some point [ sighs .]
You know, at some point we're going to have You know, at some point we're going to have to wipe their brains we're going to have to wipe their brains so they have to wipe their brains so they have no memory of Charlotte.
so they have no memory of Charlotte.
Yeah, and then we should no memory of Charlotte.
Yeah, and then we should probably take them to jail.
Yeah, and then we should probably take them to jail.
Yeah.
probably take them to jail.
Yeah.
You want to do that now, or Yeah.
You want to do that now, or Nah.
You want to do that now, or Nah.
No, I think we should let them Nah.
No, I think we should let them do this for a little while.
No, I think we should let them do this for a little while.
Yeah.
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