Inspector Gadget (1983) s02e01 Episode Script

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[SIREN]
- INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
[EXPLOSION]
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
GO, GADGET, GO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
HOO-HOO ♪
INSPECTOR GADGET ♪
(WHISTLING)
GO, GO
GADGET PLANTER!
GO, GO GADGET PLANTER!
A GADGET FOR EVERYTHING
AND EVERYTHING A GADGET!
(HORN HONKS)
AAAAH!
UGH!
UGH!
I SAW THE WHOLE THING.
IF YOU WANT TO TAKE THE
MANUFACTURER OF THIS BUS TO
COURT, I'll BE
HAPPY TO BE A WITNESS.
ALAKAFLOOEY!
OOF!
I, THE LESSER WAMBINI, WISH
TO PRESENT YOU WITH THESE
COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS TO THE
GREAT WAMBINI'S MAGIC MEDLEY
AT THE METRO CITY
AUDITORIUM TONIGHT!
I JUST LOVE MAGIC!
THE GREAT WAMBINI
WISHES FOR YOU,
THE GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET.
TO BE OUR GUEST!
(COUGH COUGH)
(GIGGLES )
HERE'S SOMETHING TO WHE
YOUR APPETITE, INSPECTOR.
ABRACADABRA!
IF THE LESSER
WAMBINI IS THAT GOOD,
THE GREAT WAMBINI MUS
REALLY BE SOMETHINGI
WHAT IS IT, UNCLE GADGET?
LOOK WHAT I JUST GOT.
THE LESSER WAMBINI JUST GAVE
ME THREE FREE TICKETS TO THE
MAGIC SHOW TONIGHT!
THE MAN WHO JUST DROVE AWAY?
YES, THAT NICE
LITTLE MAGICIAN.
I THINK THAT NICE LITTLE
MAGICIAN IS A MAD AGENT.
MAYBE WE SHOULDN'
GO, UNCLE GADGET.
NONSENSE, PENNY!
IT WILL BE GREAT FUN!
I DON'T LIKE THIS
AT ALL, BRAIN.
WE'LL HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSE
EYE ON UNCLE GADGET TONIGHT.
I GAVE GADGET THE
TICKETS AS YOU INSTRUCTED,
DR. CLAW.
GOOD.
ELIMINATE GADGET TONIGHT.
(LAUGHS HAPPILY)
ARE YOU READY FOR THE
BANK, GREAT WAMBINI?
THEY'RE GONNA LEAD US TO
THE REAL SAFE AND THE GOLD.
DR CLAW: BE SURE
THERE ARE NO SLIP-UPS.
IT'S AS GOOD AS
MONEY IN THE BANK,
DR. CLAW.
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
GOOD, BUT BEWARE OF GADGET.
THE MAN HAS HIS OWN MAGIC!
THERE IS NO MAGIC THAT CAN
COMPARE WITH THAT OF THE GREA
WAMBINI!
PICK A CARD, ANY CARD
NOT NOW, FOOL!
MEEEEEEEEEOW!
I 'VE ALWAYS
LOVED MAGIC, PENNY.
IN FACT, I KNOW A
FEW TRICKS MYSELF.
THIS SHOW SHOULD BE EXCELLENT,
I READ IN THE PAPER THAT THE
WAMBINIS ARE GOING TO MAKE
TWO BANK VAULTS DISAPPEAR!
(WISTFULLY) I JUST WISH I
COULD BE PART OF THE ACT.
THIS WILL BE YOUR
LAST ACT, GADGET.
TONIGHT THEY'LL BRING
THE CURTAIN DOWN ON YOU.
(LAUGHS DIABOLICALLY)
GO, GO GADGET SCISSORS.
THAT'S BETTER.
THERE THEY ARE, PENNY.
I SEE THE BANK VAULTS!
(RINGING)
THERE'S THE TOP
SECRET GADGET PHONE,
UNCLE GADGET.
SO IT IS.
CHIEF, IS THAT YOU?
RIGHT, CHIEF.
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'll BE RIGHT THERE.
PENNY, YOU AND
BRAIN STAY HERE.
I'll GET SOME POPCORN.
YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH
OUR SEATS, BRAIN.
I WANT TO FIND OU
WHAT'S GOING ON.
WHERE ARE YOU, CHEEF?
OH, THERE YOU ARE, CHIEF!
WHAT'S UP, CHEIF?
IT'S IN THE
NAPKIN HOLDER, GADGET.
PLAN AFOOT TO STEAL BANK
VAULTS AT MAGIC SHOW TONIGHT,
SUSPECT MAD
INVOLVEMENT, INVESTIGATE.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF DESTRUCT.
I THOUGHT SO!
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
INSPECTOR GADGE
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY!
OH, NO
(MEOWS)
VERY SOON, GADGET.
I'll BE RID OF YOU.
FOREVER.
AGENTS REPORT.
MY TRUSTED ASSISTANT AND I
SHALL SEE TO I T THAT YOUR
WISH IS OUR COMMAND.
GADGET AND THE
VAULTS ARE READY.
WELL, MADCAT,
TODAY IS MY LUCKY DAY,
I'll MAGICALLY GET THE
BANK'S MONEY AND GADGET,
TOO.
JUST AS WE THOUGHT, A MAD
AGENY WILL TRY TO STEAL THE
BANK VAULTS.
I'M ON A CASE, PENNY.
RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW, I
WANT YOU AND BRAIN TO GO
STRAIGHT HOME.
IT MAY NOT BE SAFE HERE.
RIGHT, UNCLE GADGET.
I AM THE GREAT WAMBINI, THE
WORLDS GREATEST MAGICIAN WITH
THE HELP OF MY
TRUSTED ASSISTANT,
THE LESSER WAMBINI, I SHALL
SWITCH THE CONTENTS OF THESE
VAULTS BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES.
AS YOU CAN SEE, GOLD
BOUILLON IS IN THIS VAULT.
IN THIS VAULT WE
HAVE CURRENCY.
OF COURSE, THIS IS REAL.
NOW I'll NEED THE ASSISTANCE
OF SOMEONE FROM THE AUDIENCE.
I HAVE THE IMAGE OF A
WORLD FAMOUS FIGURE.
.A MAN WHOSE REACH
EXCEEDS HIS GRASP.
THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME!
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED A
CHANCE TO DO MAGIC.
FOLLOW HIM, BRAINI DON'
LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO HIM!
IT IS AN HONOR TO HAVE THE
GREAT INSPECTOR GADGET HERE TO
ENSURE THE INTEGRITY
OF THIS PERFORMANCE.
I WILL ASK HIM TO HOLD
THE KEY TO THE VAULT.
EEEEYAA!
ABRACADABRA!
COUGH, COUGH SO
THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
THAT'S QUITE A TRICK.
BUT WHAT GOOD IS
MAKING SOMETHING
DISAPPEAR IF YDU CANNO
MAKE IT REAPPEAR?
WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, INSPECTOR?
STAY RIGHT HERE, INSPECTOR,
SOON YOU'LL HAVE A BIG
SURPRISEI
GREAT! I LOVE SURPRISES!
BOMBS AWAY!
(COUGH, COUGH )
RO, RO (OH NO)
WOWSERS! GO GO GADGET SKATES!
(GIGGLE)
BRAIN!
I'M BEING ATTACKED
BY A MAD AGENT!
THANK GOODNESS
THAT'S ONE MAD AGEN
STOP! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
THE SHOW MUST GO
ON, INSPECTOR!
GIVE ME THE KEY
THAT I GAVE YOU!
WOW!
AMAZING, HOW'D HE DO IT?
HE SWITCHED THE CONTENTS!
I LOVE MAGIC
OH NO, THE MONEY IS GONE!
THOSE ARE FAKE!
AND NOW, WHY DON'T YOU
ASSIST WITH MY NEXT EFFECT,
INSPECTOR?
I'D LOVE THAT.
FOR MY NEXT EFFECT,
I WILL MAKE INSPECTOR
GADGET HIMSELF DISAPPEAR!
I REALLY DON'T LIKE THAT!
TRY TO STOP THIS TRICK, BRAIN.
COME IN, BRAIN!
ROWR-ROW (I'll DO MY BEST)
STEP INTO THIS
BOOTH, INSPECTOR.
FIDGET WIDGET GADGET PADGET.
AND THAT'S NOT UNCLE GADGET!
I KNEW IT!
FOLLOW THE BOX, BRAIN.
FOLLOW IT ANYWAY, BRAIN,
HE HAS TO BE IN THERE.
ROAR!
AND THIS CONCLUDES OUR SHOW.
YOU HAVE BEEN A
WONDERFUL AUDIENCE.
BRAIN, STAY WITH UNCLE GADGET.
I'll CATCH UP WITH YOU.
YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLEI YOU MADE
THE WHOLE AUDIENCE DISAPPEAR!
MY MAGIC IS SUPREME!
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU GOT ME OU
OF THAT BOXI I T WAS GETTING
STUFFY IN THERE.
NOW WE'LL PUT ON A
PRIVATE SHOW FOR YOU,
INSPECTOR!
THAT'S WONDERFUL, BU
WE'LL HAVE TO HURRY.
I'M ON A CASE.
MY TRUSTED ASSISTANT, PU
INSPECTOR GADGET IN THE BASKE
AGAIN?
YES, GREATES
WAMBINI OF THEM ALL!
HEY!
IT'S STUFFY IN HERE TOO!
WOWSERS!
AAH!
EHA!
OOH!
(GIGGLE) THAT TICKLES!
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
GET HIM!
ROWR!!
THAT MAD AGENT IS HERE!
GO, GO GADGET SKATES
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
STOP YOU MAD AGENT!
WAIT, INSPECTOR, WE HAVE
ANOTHER TRICK TO PERFORM
FOR YOU.
PENNY:
COME IN BRAIN!
I'M OUTSIDE, BRAIN.
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
YOU'VE GOT TO RESCUE
HIM, BRAINI I'll LOOK
FOR THE MONEY.
WHAT KIND OF TRICK IS
IT, GREAT WAMBINI?
THIS IS A VERY
FAMOUS TRICK, INSPECTOR.
LOWER AWAY, OH LESSER ONE!
GO, GO, GADGET NECK!
SO THAT'S WHERE THEY
HID THE BANK'S MONEY!
WOWSERS!
ANOTHER MAD AGENT!
GO, GO GADGET COA
FOOLS!
HE'S VERY SLIPPERY.
WE'LL FINISH HIM THIS TIME.
THIS HAS TO BE THE LAST ONE.
I'M ON ASSIGNMENT, YOU KNOW
DON'T WORRY, INSPECTOR.
THIS WILL BE YOUR VERY
LAST TRICKI HA-HA-HA!
YOU'RE GOING TO
SAW ME IN HALF?
THAT'S GREAT!
WHAT A GREAT TRICK!
THIS OUGHT TO DO THE TRICK!
BUT WHERE ARE THE WAMBINIS?
GO GO GADGET NECK.
THERE'S THAT MAD AGENT AGAIN.
GO, GO GO GADGET ARMS.
I'VE GOT TO GE
MYSELF TOGETHER,
I'M ON A CASE AND THIS PLACE
IS CRAWLING WITH MAD AGENTS!
STOP!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
(SNORING)
CALLING CHIEF
QUIMBY FOR INSPECTOR GADGET
OOF!
THE KID'S GOT THE MONEY!
GRAB HIM MY TRUSTED ASSISTANT.
STOP THAT MAD AGENT!
GO GO GADGET SKIS!
NOT SKATES!
GO, GO GADGET SKIS!
(POLICE SIRENS)
QUICK!
THE SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
GO, GO GADGET SKIS!
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, GADGET?
OH, SURE, CHIEF.
IT'S ALL PART OF THE AC
BUT WHERE IS THE MONEY?
GOOD WORK, GADGET, I
DDN'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT.
MAGIC, CHIEF, MAGIC.
YOU'VE RUINED MY
PLANS AGAIN, GADGET,
BUT NEXT TIME YOU WON'T PU
THE PIECES TOGETHER SO EASILY!
(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)
ARE YOU FIXING
SOMETHING, UNCLE GADGET?
NO, I WANTED TO TRY
THAT SAW MAGIC TRICK,
PENNY.
BUT UNCLE GADGET.
MAGICIANS USE SPECIAL
EQUIPMENT WHEN THEY
DO THEIR TRICKS.
AND THEY HAVE SPECIAL METHODS
FOR PERFORMING THEIR TRICKS.
THAT'S TRUE, PENNY, WE
SHOULDN'T ATTEMPT THOSE
DANGEROUS TRICKS UNLESS
WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
OKAY I'll THINK OF
MY OWN MAGIC TRICK!